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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[ ROARS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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Announcer: AND NOW BACK TOTHE NUMBER-ONE REALITY SERIES
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ON TV, "THE SINGLE MAN."
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LET'S SEE WHO JONATHANCHOSE TO BE HIS WIFE.
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WELL, DUKE, I'VE BEENGIVING IT A LOT OF THOUGHT,
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AND I THINKI'M GONNA GO WITH...
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JESSICA.
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Together: AWWWW!
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[ JESSICA MOOS]
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I LOVE YOU, BABE.
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[ SMOOCHES]
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MAN, THIS SHOW IS HORRIBLE.
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I WONDER WHAT ELSE IS ON.
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HMM.
WHERE DID I PUT THE REMOTE?
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MAYBE UNDER THIS COUCH CUSHION.
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OH, NO WAY!
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AN OLD ISSUE OF "WEIRD MAN."
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AWESOME. I HAVEN'T READ
THIS CLASSIC IN YEARS.
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"WEIRD MAN
IS AT THE FBI HEADQUARTERS."
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COOL!
I LIKE THE FBI.
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WEIRD MAN, WE NEED YOUR HELP
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TO APPREHEND THIS ELUSIVE
FOREIGN TERRORIST.
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I SERVE AMERICA!
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RIGHT.
WELL, ME AND THE BOYS
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HAVE PULLED UP
THIS EXTENSIVE, THOROUGH DOSSIER
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ON A MAN
KNOWN AS PIERRE CAMAMBERT.
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THIS FRENCHMAN
HAS BEEN IMPORTING
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ALL DIFFERENT TYPES
OF CHEESE
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INTO THE STATES
VIA THE BLACK MARKET.
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MM-HMM.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
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THE PROFITS OF HIS ILLEGAL
CHEESE RING ARE IN THE BILLIONS.
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AS IF THAT WASN'T
BAD ENOUGH,
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HE HASN'T PAID TAXES
IN AMERICA FOR OVER 10 YEARS!
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PIERRE'S EXPECTING
A LARGE SHIPMENT THIS EVENING.
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WHAT WE NEED YOU TO DO IS SNEAK
IN AND CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.
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AND WITH THAT EVIDENCE,
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WE CAN PUT THIS SLEAZEBALL AWAY
FOR ETERNITY!
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HIS SECURITY IS SOME
OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS.
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BUT WE'RE CONFIDENT
THAT SOMEONE OF YOUR EXPERTISE
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CAN SNEAK THROUGH.
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I MUST WARN YOU THAT PIERRE IS
WELL-VERSED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS.
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SO BE PREPARED TO USE LETHAL
FORCE IF YOU DEEM NECESSARY.
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AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOU,
WEIRD MAN.
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DON'T WORRY,
AGENT THORNHAWKE.
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I WON'T LET AMERICA DOWN!
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I'M GONNA CATCH ME A TERRORIST!
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Pierre: [ French accent ]
CAREFUL, YOU FOOL!
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THAT CHEESE HAS BEEN AGING
LONGER THAN YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE.
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AH-HAHAHAHA!
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WITH THIS LATEST SHIPMENT,
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WE WILL BE BREAKING
RECORD PROFITS.
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SOON, FRANCE WILL REIGN KING OF
THE ECONOMIC GIANTS OF HISTORY!
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ALL THANKS TO YOU,
SWEET, SWEET MORSELS OF GOLD.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
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[ GASPS ]
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BONJOUR, MONSIEUR!
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WEIRD MAN.
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BUT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TAKING A VACATION.
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I DON'T TAKE VACATIONS.
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I TAKE ORDERS.
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MM.
[ TINK! ]
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SECURITY!
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STOP THAT WEIRDO!
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[ SLAP! WHOOSH! ]
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[ MEN GROANING ]
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AND YOUR NEXT TRIP
WILL BE BACK TO FRANCE.
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TRèS BIEN, WEIRD MAN.
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BUT LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE A MATCH
FOR MY TWO FRIENDS --
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"KICK" AND "DERRIERE"!
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AWESOME WEIRD MAN POSE!
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HA-CHA!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO BETTER THAN THAT
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IF YOU WANT
TO STOP AMERICA.
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DO NOT TAUNT ME,
YOU WEIRDO.
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YOU WILL BE SORRY
YOU EVER MESSED
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WITH THE LIKES OF PIERRE,
INTERNATIONAL CHEESE KING!
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HO! HA! HE-HO!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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THAT DOES IT.
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NOW YOU HAVE REALLY GOT
MY CHEESE BOILING.
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PREPARE TO BOW TO THE KING!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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BUT WHAT?! HOW?!
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IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY --
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AMERICA IS BETTER
THAN FRANCE.
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LOOK! IT'S A WHEEL
OF AGED WHITE CHEDDAR!
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WHERE?!
[ POP! ]
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THERE WAS NO SUCH -- HUH?!
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SAY "CHEESE"!
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[ GASPS ]
AMERICAN PROCESSED CHEESE!
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DISGUSTING!
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♪ JUST LIKE
A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK SANDWICH ♪
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♪ SPRAY CHEESE IS MY BIZ ♪
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OKAY! OKAY!
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I SURRENDER TO YOU!
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PIERRE, YOU MADE THE WRONG
DECISION TO MESS WITH AMERICA,
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AND NOW WE'VE CAUGHT YOU
RED-HANDED.
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YOU'RE GOING AWAY
A LONG TIME FOR THIS, PUNK.
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OH, WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT,
AGENT THORNHAWKE.
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I RETAIN DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY,
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AND I'LL BE BACK ON THE STREETS
IN A MATTER OF WEEKS
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WITH EVEN BETTER SECURITY NOT
EVEN THAT WEIRDO CAN PENETRATE.
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MM-HMM-HMM.
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TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
PIERRE.
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TAKE HIM AWAY, BOYS.
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YOU HAVE NOT SEEN
THE LAST OF ME!
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FRANCE WILL REIGN SUPREME!
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YOU SHALL SEE!
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[ WHOOSH! THUD! ]
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WEIRD MAN, I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH FOR ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE
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IN SERVICE
OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY.
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WELL, AGENT THORNHAWKE,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
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MAKE CHEESE
WHILE THE SUN SHINES.
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OR IS IT "NEVER BITE
THE CHEESE THAT FEEDS YOU"?
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NO MATTER.
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TO A TERRORIST-FREE AMERICA!
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[ CRASH! ]
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STAY WEIRD!
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HEY, BELLY BAG,
I FOUND THE REMOTE.
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NOW WE CAN SEE
WHAT'S ON THE OTHER CHANNELS.
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YEAH,
BUT WHERE'S THE TV NOW?
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GOOD QUESTION.
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BUT WHO NEEDS A TV WHEN WE
COULD WATCH THE REMOTE INSTEAD?
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[ CAT MEOWS ]
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DID YOU HEAR THAT,
UNCLE GRANDPA?
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IT SOUNDED LIKE MEOWING.
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YEAH. BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL?
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[ CAT MEOWS ]
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
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IT CAME FROM THAT TREE.
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[ MEOWS ]
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[ GASPS ]
YOU'RE RIGHT, BELLY BAG!
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THERE'S A CAT
STUCK IN OUR TREE!
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WE GOT TO GET IT DOWN
FROM THERE.
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I'LL CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
RIGHT NOW.
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NO. THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
IS FOR A LAST-RESORT EMERGENCY.
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BESIDES, WE CAN RESCUE
THIS LITTLE KITTY OURSELVES.
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HERE,
KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!
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I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU.
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[ MEOWS ]
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BLAH!
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I CAN TRY USING A LASER POINTER
TO LURE THE CAT OUT.
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OH, KITTY!
LOOK OVER HERE!
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[ MEOWS ]
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SO MUCH FOR THAT IDEA.
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[ LAUGHS ] GOTCHA!
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HEY, WHERE'D THE RED DOT GO?
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FOCUS, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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OH, RIGHT.
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WAIT! I GOT IT!
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WHAT CAT CAN RESIST
CATCHING A GIANT MOUSE?
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HERE, KITTY!
BETTER COME AND GET ME!
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KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!
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[ MEOWS ]
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OH, RATS!
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IT'S LIKE WE'RE FISHING
WITH THE WRONG BAIT.
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HEY, THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
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FISH! HMM-YAH!
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[ SPIN! ]
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[ SLURP! ]
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HERE, KITTY!
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WE HAVE SOME YUMMY FRESH FISH
FOR YOU!
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[ MEOWS ]
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I THINK IT'S TIME
WE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
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BLAH!
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HELLO? FIRE DEPARTMENT?
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CAN YOU RECOMMEND
A CLEANING COMPANY
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THAT WILL TAKE CARE OF
WATER DAMAGE AND A FISHY SMELL?
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[ Muffled talking ]
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NO? THANKS ANYWAY.
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WELL...
GLOMP!
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...I GUESS THAT CAT
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IS JUST GONNA STAY STUCK
IN THAT TREE FOREVER.
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WE COULD ALWAYS
CLIMB UP THE TREE.
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OH, YEAH!
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HANG ON, KITTY!
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WE'RE COMING!
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HERE, KITTY, KI-- OH!
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SORRY, TIGER. I DIDN'T
REALIZE YOU HAD COMPANY.
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[ ROARS ]
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I GUESS WE KNOW
WHERE THE TV WENT NOW.
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OH, YEAH.
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WOULD YOU GUYS CARE
IF WE JOIN YOU?
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[ MEOWS ]
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I LOVE THIS SHOW.
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Uncle Grandpa: AHH.
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MARS. SATURN.
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THE MILKY WAY.
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SO MUCH STUFF UP THERE.
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BUT THE UNIVERSE IS MORE
THAN JUST A BUNCH OF CANDY BARS
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AND FAILED CAR COMPANIES.
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THE UNIVERSE ALSO HAS BILLIONS
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OF TWINKLY, SHINY SHIMMIES
CALLED STARS.
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ONE OF THEM IS SO CLOSE TO EARTH
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THAT IT GIVES US TWO SCOOPS
OF RAISINS EVERY MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,
WHERE DO THESE STARS COME FROM,
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AND WHY ARE MOST OF THEM
SO BORING?
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COME WITH ME, AND WE'LL EXPLORE
THE COSMOS TOGETHER.
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BUT TRY TO KEEP UP,
'CAUSE THE GALAXY IS SO BIG.
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LIKE, REALLY BIG.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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SO, WHERE DO THESE CRAZY STARS
COME FROM?
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MY SCIENTIFIC HYPOTOMUS IS,
THERE'S A BIG GIANT STAR
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THAT GIVES BIRTH
TO ALL THE BABY STARS...
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WHICH MEANS WE GOT
TO LOOK FOR THE BIG MAMA STAR.
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OUR JOURNEY
BEGINS AT THE MOON.
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[ ROARS ]
HA HA!
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I KNOW THE MOON ISN'T A STAR,
TIGER.
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I'M JUST GETTING SOME FOOD.
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LITTLE KNOWN FACT -- THE MOON
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IS THE VERY FIRST PLANETARY
FAST-FOOD DRIVE-THROUGH.
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AND SINCE THE MOON
IS ALWAYS FULL,
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IT'S EMPLOYED ENTIRELY
BY 24-HOUR WEREWOLVES.
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[ SNARLING ]
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THANK YOU, KIND SIR.
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[ HOWLS ]
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[ CHOKES ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ WHIMPERING ]
AW, MAN.
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THEY TOTALLY FORGOT
MY FRIES.
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THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I GIVE THEM MY BUSINESS.
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FOR OUR SEARCH
OF THE BIG MAMA STAR,
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WE'LL NEED
A SPECIALIZED GUIDE...
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WHICH IS WHY I PICKED UP
THIS MAP OF THE STARS
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FROM A TOURIST SHOP
IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA.
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THIS THING IS VERY USELESS.
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HUH? WHA!
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A BLACK HOLE!
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SOME SCIENCE-Y GUYS SAY THAT
IF YOU GO THROUGH A BLACK HOLE,
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YOU COME OUT OF THE OTHER END
COMPLETELY BACKWARDS.
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BUT I'LL BELIEVE IT
WHEN I SEE IT.
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LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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AGAIN, IT'S JUST A THEORY.
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[ BEEPING ]
WHEE!
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[ ROARS ]
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GETTING RESTLESS, GIRL?
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YOU KNOW, THE STARS
WEREN'T ALWAYS THIS BORING.
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BEFORE TELEVISION WAS INVENTED,
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PEOPLE WOULD LOOK UP
TO THE CONSTELLATIONS
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FOR ENTERTAINMENT.
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00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:27,996
BUT BEFORE YOU ROLL YOUR EYES
AT ME,
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00:09:28,003 --> 00:09:30,013
LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON
THE INTERGALACTIC BOOB TUBE.
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00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:31,005
[ WARBLE! ]
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LAME.
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00:09:33,001 --> 00:09:34,001
[ WARBLE! ]
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TOO VIOLENT.
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00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,008
[ WARBLE! ]
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00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,018
I'M NOT REALLY JOHN.
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I'M HIS TWIN BROTHER, JAMES.
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[ GASPS ]
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MMMM.
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I MISSED LAST WEEK'S EPISODE.
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00:09:44,009 --> 00:09:46,009
SO, IS DEBORAH
IN LOVE WITH JOHN,
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OR DID SHE KNOW JAMES WAS --
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Shh!
SOR-RY.
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[ MUNCHING ]
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I DON'T GET IT.
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WE'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE GALAXY
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AND STILL HAVEN'T FOUND
THE CREATOR OF ALL THE STARS.
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I GUESS THIS MEANS THAT STARS
ARE JUST A COLLECTION
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00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:04,005
OF HYDROGEN AND HELIUM DRAWN
TOGETHER BY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS,
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00:10:04,008 --> 00:10:05,018
AND NOT SOME MYTHICAL CHARACT--
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[ THUD! ]
OOH!
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HUH? IT'S HER!
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00:10:08,015 --> 00:10:12,005
MAMA STAR!
EXERCISING ON THAT STAR MASTER!
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00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:13,017
THANK GOODNESS!
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00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:15,008
THINGS WERE GETTING A BIT
HEAVY-HANDED THERE FOR A MINUTE.
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00:10:15,016 --> 00:10:18,996
EXCUSE ME, MAMA STAR, COULD I
ASK YOU A QUICK QUESTION?
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00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:20,012
YEAH, YEAH.
GO FOR IT.
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00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:23,022
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU MAKE
ALL THE STARS IN THE GALAXY?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:26,005
UH, I'M SORRY.
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00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:28,020
UH, IS THAT
NOT A REASONABLE QUESTION?
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00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:30,997
I ALREADY TOLD HIM
THE ANSWER IS NO.
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WE FILLED THIS WEEK'S QUOTA,
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00:10:32,019 --> 00:10:35,999
BUT NOW HE WANTS TO RENEGOTIATE
OUR ORIGINAL CONTRACT?
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00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:37,996
HA!
OVER MY DEAD BODY!
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00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,005
OH, I SEE.
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00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,010
SHE'S ON HER PHONE.
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00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,005
UGH.
HANG ON A SEC, FELIPé.
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00:10:42,011 --> 00:10:45,001
WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU
INTERRUPTING MY WORKOUT?
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00:10:45,002 --> 00:10:46,012
HI, MRS. MAMA STAR!
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00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,012
I'D JUST LIKE TO KNOW
WHERE STARS COME FROM.
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YOU INTERRUPT MY WORKOUT
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'CAUSE YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE STARS COME FROM?
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00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:56,008
OH, HONEY, I'LL SHOW YOU
EXACTLY WHERE STARS COME FROM!
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00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:57,013
OH, GOODY!
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00:10:57,014 --> 00:10:58,014
[ CLANG! ]
OOOH!
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WHOA.
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00:10:59,016 --> 00:11:01,006
THANKS, MAMA STAR.
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00:11:01,009 --> 00:11:03,019
HEH.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, KIDS.
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00:11:03,019 --> 00:11:05,009
FACTUAL EVIDENCE.
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00:11:05,008 --> 00:11:07,998
JOIN US NEXT WEEK,
WHEN WE'LL BE PLAYING BASKETBALL
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00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:10,022
WITH A BUNCH OF ALIENS
ON A DIFFERENT PLANET.
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00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
I CAN'T WAIT.
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