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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNIN'.

HEY, UNCLE G, WHAT'S HAPPENIN' MY MAN?

OH, YA KNOW, JUST COMING HOME

AFTER A FULL DAY

OF HELPING THE HELPLESS CHILDREN OF THE WORLD.

WELL HOW MANY TODAY, UNCLE GRANDPA?

OH, YOU KNOW ME.

I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG,

BUT I HELPED MOST, IF NOT ALL OF THEM.

MAN, UNCLE G, YOU ARE AT THE TOP OF YOUR GAME!

YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG PIZZA STEVE.

THAT I DO, PIZZA STEVE.

THAT I DO. [ ZIP! ]

NOW, FOR SOME WELL-DESERVED BEAUTY SLEEP.

THIS KIND OF HANDSOME DOESN'T JUST GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW.

NIGHTY-NIGHT FELLAS!

THERE LIES MY HERO, MAN.

MINE, TOO, PIZZA STEVE. MINE, TOO.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ MANIACAL LAUGHTER ]

[ SIGHS ] AUNT GRANDMA?!

INDEED.

AND, GENTLEMEN, I'M HERE WITH AN ATTRACTIVE OFFER.

AN OFFER FROM YOU? UNCLE G's ARCH-ENEMY?

SH-YEAH, RIGHT. MM-HMM.

THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

COME WORK FOR ME AT AUNT GRANDMA INDUSTRIES.

SERIOUSLY?! YOU MUST BE JOKING! [ LAUGHING ]

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, AUNT GRANDMA,

BUT YOU CAN TURN THAT FANCY CONVERTIBLE AROUND

AND DRIVE YOURSELF BACK UNDER WHATEVER ROCK YOU CAME FROM.

YEAH, THANKS BUT NO THANKS!

NOT INTERESTED.

HMM.

WE'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT, WON'T WE?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, AUNT GRANDMA?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

HOW ABOUT BETRAYAL!?

WHO? THOSE GUYS?

THEY'RE THE WORST!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

THEY ALL SUCK EGGS!

MR. GUS IS A BORING, STUFFY, OVER-MUSCLED STICK-IN-THE-MUD!

[ GASPS ] [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, HE'S NOT WRONG ABOUT THAT!

AND PIZZA STEVE. HE'S SUCH A BLOWHARD!

WHAT?

AND HE'S GOT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO BACK IT UP.

I MEAN, THE ONLY THING HE'S REALLY ANY GOOD AT IS BRAGGING.

AND HE ISN'T EVEN VERY GOOD AT THAT!

BELLY BAG IS JUST A HEAVY BURDEN.

WELL, I NEVER! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

AND, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER

AND TINY MIRACLE COULD DISAPPEAR

AND I WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE THEY WERE GONE.

[ ALL GASP ] SO, HAVE WE SEEN ENOUGH?

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY OFFER NOW?

WHERE DID THEY GO --

HOP IN, BOSS.

[ CHUCKLES ] SUCH THE GENTLEMAN.

BUCKLE UP, EVERYONE. IT COULD BE A BUMPY RIDE.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ RIP! ]

OK, BELLY BAG, WHAT'S ON TODAY'S AGENDA?

HMM, THAT'S WEIRD.

AWFUL QUIET THIS MORNING.

HMM.

EVERYBODY MUST BE OUT GETTING BREAKFAST.

IT IS WAFFLE WEDNESDAY, AFTER ALL!

BUT THERE'S ALSO KIDS WHO NEED MY HELP.

AND AWAY!

LOOKS LIKE PEGGY PETERSEN NEEDS A NEW TENNIS RACKET.

[ CRYING SOFTLY ]

TURN OFF THE WATER-WORKS, YOUNG LADY!

'CAUSE I'M HERE TO HELP!

[ SNIFFLES ]

OH, UNCLE GRANDPA, I DON'T NEED ANY HELP!

BUT YOU'RE CRYING.

[ SQUEAK! ] TISSUE?

THESE ARE TEARS OF JOY, UNCLE GRANDPA!

AT FIRST, I NEEDED A TENNIS RACKET, BUT NOW I HAVE ONE!

[ POP! SQUEAK! ]

[ CHOMPING ]

I DON'T THINK I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

SEE YOU LATER, UNCLE GRANDPA!

HUH, I DON'T GET IT. SHE WAS ON THE LIST!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

PERHAPS I CAN CLEAR UP YOUR CONFUSION.

AUNT GRANDMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LET ME PUT THIS IN THE SIMPLEST POSSIBLE TERMS FOR YOU --

YOU'RE FINISHED, OLD MAN!

WOW, QUITTIN' TIME ALREADY?

IT FEELS LIKE I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!

OH, COME OFF IT, UNCLE GRANDPA! MR. GUS?

MY FRIENDS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER?

FRIENDS? AS IF!

WE KNOW HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT US!

WE SAW THE VIDEO, UNCLE GRANDPA!

VIDEO? WHAT VIDEO?

PFFT, TOSH!

WE'D ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT,

BUT I'M AFRAID THAT MY COLLEAGUES AND I

HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO ATTEND TO JUST NOW,

LIKE HELPING ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE WORLD!

TA-TA! [ TIRES SCREECH ]

NO, WAIT!

GUYS! PLEASE, COME BACK!

[ ENGINE REVS ]

WAIT! WORST WAFFLE WEDNESDAY EVER.

[ SAD MUSIC PLAYING ]

WELL MOVE OVER, UNCLE GRANDPA,

BECAUSE THERE'S A NEW HELPER IN TOWN,

AND HER NAME IS AUNT GRANDMA.

[ GIGGLES ] THAT'S ME.

USING ONLY THE BEST STATE-OF-THE-ART TECHNOLOGY,

AUNT GRANDMA AND AUNT GRANDMA INDUSTRIES

LEAD THE BUSINESS

WHEN IT COMES TO CHILDREN-ASSISTANCE SERVICES.

SO DON'T SUFFER ANY LONGER.

GET THE HELP YOU DESERVE TODAY.

AWESOME!

AND REMEMBER TO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

[ TING! ]

WHAT'S THE USE?

HOW CAN I EVEN COMPETE WITH THAT?

[ WHIP! ]

NO FRIENDS, NO JOB, AND NO PURPOSE TO MY LIFE.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING UNCLE GRANDPA IF I CAN'T HELP PEOPLE?

[ SLOOP! ] IT'S A SIGN!

HELP WANTED!

WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, WHOEVER'S IN THERE,

'CAUSE HELPING PEOPLE IS WHAT UNCLE GRANDPA DOES!

HUH? [ GRUMBLES ]

HMM, DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANYONE IN HERE.

NO MATTER.

I'LL JUST WAIT PATIENTLY TILL SOMEONE NEEDS MY HELP.

CAN I HELP YOU? OH, UH...

[ CHUCKLES ] DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.

THE SIGN OUTSIDE SAID YOU NEEDED IT,

AND, WELL, I'M PRETTY DARN GOOD AT GIVING IT,

IF I DON'T SAY SO MYSELF.

EXPERIENCE?

55 YEARS HELPING KIDS.

YOU EVER MADE SANDWICHES BEFORE?

ALL THE TIME AT HOME!

FAVORITE SANDWICH MEAT? TUNA FISH!

HMM. YOU'RE HIRED!

IT'S LIKE MY POPS USED TO SAY,

"NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO DOESN'T LOVE TUNA FISH!"

GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD THE S.S. SUBPAR SANDWICH SHIP.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?

UNCLE GRANDPA.

WELL, I'M GONNA CALL YOU JEFF...

AND I'LL GIVE YOU JEFF'S OLD NAME TAG WHILE I'M AT IT.

JEFF IS A COOL NAME.

HE WAS A LOUSY EMPLOYEE,

BUT I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU, JEFF.

I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, WE'LL BE ABLE TO SINK THE OTHER SUBS

AND CRUSH THE COMPETITION!

COME ON!

LET ME SHOW YOU THE ART OF MAKING A SUBPAR SANDWICH.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ AUNT GRANDMA CHUCKLING ]

TIME TO CHECK IN ON MY NEW LOYAL EMPLOYEES.

[ BEEP ]

THEY SAY IF YOU PROVIDE THEM

WITH STUPID PERKS IN THE WORKPLACE,

YOU CAN GET THEM TO DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT.

THIS BEEZE A PEEZZEE-CHEESEY LIFE!

AND HOW IS OUR MR. GUS DOING?

[ GRUNTS]

NEXT PAGE, ROTHSCHILD.

MY PLEASURE, SIR.

AND WHAT ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE FELINE COMPANION?

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[ TINKLE!] [ ROARS]

AND THOSE PESKY SIDEKICKS?

[ GROANS]

YOU SAID IT!

UNCLE GRANDPA NEVER TREATED US THIS WELL!

WORKING FOR AUNT GRANDMA IS THE BEST.

WE SURE HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT.

YES, YOU HAVE.

AND NOW TIME FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

HELLO, FRIENDS, THIS IS AUNT GRANDMA SPEAKING.

JUST CHECKING IN TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS TO YOUR LIKING.

[ ROARS] YEAH!

I LOVE IT! VERY GOOD.

WELL, JUST A REMINDER THAT WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT

WITH TIMOTHY AT 2:00 P.M.

DO BE SURE TO JOIN ME.

YOU GOT IT, AUNT GRANDMA! [ ROARS]

GREAT, SEE YOU THEN! [ BEEP ]

WITH UNCLE GRANDPA OUT OF THE PICTURE

AND HIS IMPRESSIONABLE CREW UNDER MY SPELL,

I WILL SOON REIGN AS THE SUPREME KID HELPER

OF THE WORLD.

Boss: AND HERE IS THE LAST STEP

TO MAKING THE PERFECT SUBPAR SANDWICH.

THIS IS WHAT SEPARATES THE MEDIOCRE FROM THE SUBPAR.

YOU GOT THAT, JEFF?!

AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN UP.

ANY SECOND NOW, A GROUP OF STARVING CUSTOMERS

WILL BURST THROUGH THAT DOOR.

THE LUNCH RUSH IS LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED.

[ WATCH BEEPING ]

MAN YOUR STATIONS!!

SIR, YES, SIR! [ PANTING ]

STEADY NOW. STEADY.

[ CHATTER ]

HELLO THERE, TIMOTHY.

HOW CAN AUNT GRANDMA HELP YOU TODAY?

WELL, I WAS DOING SOME SICK WHEELIES,

BUT I GOT A GNARLY FLAT WITH NO SPARE TIRE.

DON'T WORRY, YOUNG CHAP.

WE'LL HAVE THAT FLAT FIXED IN A SNAP.

WON'T WE, BOYS?

[ WHIP! ]

[ SNAP! ]

[ CLANK! ]

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

♪♪

33 SECONDS, VERY GOOD TIME.

THANKS, AUNT GRANDMA!

YOU'RE THE RADDEST AUNT GRANDMA EVER!

WELL, I'D SAY THAT WENT VERY WELL, WOULDN'T YOU?

[ PFFT! PFFT! SPLAT! ]

♪♪

[ SQUIRT! ]

♪♪

[ CREAKING ]

[ SMACK! ]

[ SMACK! ]

♪♪

[ WHIRRING ]

♪♪

[ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ]

[ WHOOSH! ] [ SCREAMS ]

♪♪

[ SNORING ]

[ SNORING ]

[ CHEERING ]

[ GRUMBLING ]

JEFF, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE.

I CALLED YOU INTO THIS MEETING TODAY

TO DISCUSS OUR PERFORMANCE.

AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR RATE OF GROWTH IS EXCEPTIONAL.

OVERALL, KID SATISFACTION IS THROUGH THE ROOF,

AND OUR STOCK VALUE HAS RISEN CONSIDERABLY.

THIS IS IN PART TO YOUR HELP AT A.G.I.,

BUT ALSO GETTING RID OF THAT NUISANCE, UNCLE GRANDPA.

NOW, IN ORDER TO PERPETUATE GROWTH, WE MUST HELP MORE KIDS.

HELP THEM FASTER AND HELP THEM CHEAPER!

BUT WON'T THAT COMPROMISE THE QUALITY OF OUR WORK?

IT'S NOT ABOUT QUALITY, MR. GUS. IT'S ABOUT PROFIT!

I THOUGHT A.G.I. WAS A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION?

PFFT! WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?

AUNT G, ARE WE GONNA SEE ANY OF THAT CIZ-ASH?

OF COURSE, PIZZA STEVEN, IF YOU DO YOUR PART.

IN FACT, IF YOU ALL DO YOUR PART,

AUNT GRANDMA INDUSTRIES WILL BECOME

AN UNSTOPPABLE KID-HELPING FORCE

THAT WILL SOON RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ROARS ]

WELL, NOW, WHO WANTS SOME ICE CREAM?

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE

TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE WORTHY OF A POSITION AT SUBPAR SANDWICHES.

AND HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA WORK.

THE NEXT PERSON THAT WALKS THROUGH THAT DOOR

IS GONNA EXPECT A TOP-NOTCH SUBPAR SANDWICH,

AND YOU ARE GONNA GIVE 'EM THAT.

IF YOU, IN ANY WAY, MESS UP THAT ORDER,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE BOOT.

YOU GOT THAT?

YES, SIR. [ BELL DINGS ]

DUM, DE, DUM, DUM DUM!

HELLO, WELCOME TO SUBPAR SANDWICHES.

MY NAME IS JEFF. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

[ LAUGHS ] OH, NOTHING SPECIAL.

JUST ONE CHEESE SANDWICH.

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF BREAD,

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF CHEESE.

RIGHT, ONE CHEESE SANDWICH, COMING RIGHT UP!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, LET'S SEE HERE. BREAD.

GOT TO HAVE BREAD IF YOU'RE MAKING A SANDWICH, RIGHT?

[ CHUCKLES ] AND NOW FOR THE CHEESE.

GET A COUPLE OF SLICES HERE. THERE WE GO.

[ GROANS ]

MAKE SURE THE CHEESE IS CENTERED ON THE BREAD

WITH A 2-MILLIMETER OVERHANG.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

AND LASTLY, THE FINISHING TOUCHES.

JUST PUT THE BREAD ON TOP LIKE SO AND, UH, ALL DONES!

WHA--?!

[ WHISTLE! ] [ GRUNTING ]

[ RIP! ]

MAN, I'M A COMPLETE FAILURE WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR MYSELF

AND NOTHING VALUABLE LEFT IN MY LIFE,

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THIS PIECE OF BREAD I FOUND UNDER THE TABLE.

[ CAT MEOWS ] HUH?

WHERE'S THAT MEOWING COMING FROM?

[ GASPS ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, LITTLE BUDDY?

HOW'D YOU GET TRAPPED INSIDE A DUMPSTER?

[ MEOWS ]

SORRY, I'M PROBABLY NOT MUCH HELP TO YOU,

BUT I DO HAVE THIS BREAD CRUMB.

HERE YOU GO, PAL.

[ MEOWS ]

[ CHUCKLES ] AWW, SHUCKS, IT WAS NOTHING!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, ANYWAYS? PICKLES?

THAT'S A GOOD NAME. Boy: PICKLES?

PICKLES, IS THAT YOU? HUH?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOUND PICKLES!

[ GASPS ] AUNT GRANDMA.

BE SURE TO LEAVE US A GOOD REVIEW ON THE WEBSITE.

THAT CAT IS NAMED PICKLES, TOO?

SOUNDS LIKE AN UNCANNY COINCIDENCE.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] BYE, AUNT GRANDMA, I LOVE YOU!

SOMETHING FISHY'S GOING ON.

OH, PICKLES, I THOUGHT I HAD LOST YOU FOREVER!

HEY, KID! HOLD UP! I FOUND PICKLES!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

AUNT GRANDMA JUST GAVE ME PICKLES.

NO, SEE? CHECK HIS TAG.

THIS IS PICKLES, I SWEAR! [ MEOWS ]

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU WEIRD OLD MAN!

NO, WAIT.

I'M TELLING YOU, THIS ISN'T THE REAL PICKLES!

AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT. CHECK THE NAME TAG.

IT SAYS "PICKLES". OH.

OF COURSE IT DOES, YOU FOOL!

WELL, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS ISN'T YOUR KITTEN!

[ MEOWS ] WAIT A SECOND...

I THINK I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

AWW, THAT'S IT.

I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU, OLD MAN!

THEY'LL MAKE YOU GIVE PICKLES BACK!

FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS ISN'T PICKLES.

AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ STATIC, MEOWS ] PICKLES! NO!

IT'S LIKE I WAS SAYING, IT'S NOT PICKLES.

IT'S A ROBOT.

[ CIRCUITS HUMMING, BEEPING ]

HUH? THEN THAT MUST MEAN...

[ MEOWS ] PICKLES?

PICKLES, IT IS YOU!

AWW, THANKS SO MUCH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE AUNT GRANDMA TRIED TO GIVE ME A FAKE PICKLES.

GEE, I SURE AM GLAD YOU CAME AROUND TO HELP ME.

YOU SHOULD DO THIS FOR A LIVING!

AWW, THANKS KID, IT FEELS GOOD TO HELP AGAIN.

NOW AS FOR YOU, PHONY CYBORG CAT!

I BELIEVE IT'S TIME WE MEET YOUR MAKER.

[ CRYING ] MY BALLOON!

AUNT GRANDMA, PLEASE HELP ME!

MY BALLOON POPPED, AND I CANNOT FIX IT.

PLEASE ENTER AND SOMEONE WILL ASSIST YOU SHORTLY.

OH, YIPPEE! I'M THE LUCKIEST BOY!

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

WOW!

IT SURE WOULD TAKE A TINY MIRACLE TO FIX MY BALLOON!

DID SOMEBODY SAY, "TINY" --

YEAH, YEAH, BALLOON'S BUSTED.

FIX IT. THANKS.

OKAY, NO PROBLEMO.

[ PITTER! ]

[ GASPS ] "OUT TO LUNCH".

YEAH, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

[ KEYPAD BEEPING ]

ALMOST DONE WITH THAT NEW BALLOON!

UH-OH! I WILL TRY AGAIN.

PHEW!

PLEASE PLACE HAND ON IDENTIFICATION SCANNER.

[ SCANNER BEEPING ]

AUTHORIZATION VERIFIED.

I KNEW THIS WOULD COME IN HANDY.

NOW TO DIG UP THE DIRT ON AUNT GRANDMA.

[ ZIP! SPLAT! ]

LET'S SEE. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

OPERATION "STEAL PICKLES"?

"STEAL PICKLES. GET RID OF PICKLES.

GIVE BRETT FAKE PICKLES? SUCCESSFULLY HELP A KID?!"

OH, MAN! NOW THAT'S JUST ALL KINDS OF WRONG!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN!

Aunt Grandma: YOU CAN START BY NOT BEING A SUCH A TERRIBLE SPY.

AUNT GRANDMA!

HELLO, UNCLE GRANDPA.

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M NOT UNCLE GRANDPA, I'M A LITTLE BOY!

OH, STOP PLAYING DUMB, YOU DUMB-DUMB. [ REMOTE BEEPS ]

[ BOING! ]

ATTENTION CREW, COME QUICKLY.

IT APPEARS WE HAVE AN INTRUDER! UNCLE GRANDPA?!

YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE SHOWING YOURSELF AROUND HERE.

NO, NO!

GUYS, I HAD TO BREAK IN TO --

TO RUIN THE GOOD THING WE HAVE GOING WITH AUNT G?

IS THAT IT?

GUYS, AUNT GRANDMA'S CRAZY!

SHE MAKES THESE CYBORGS, AND SHE'S NOT REALLY HELPING KIDS!

LIAR. DON'T LISTEN TO HIS NONSENSE.

HE WAS TRYING TO HACK INTO A.G.I. AND DESTROY OUR BUSINESS!

OH, IS THAT RIGHT? THAT'S LOW, MAN.

GUYS! GUYS! I SWEAR!

PLEASE! UH...UH...

[ PATTER! ]

AFTER HIM!

COME ON OUT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU CAN'T HIDE IN THERE FOREVER, BRO.

OH, MAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

HUH? WHAT THE?

OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT IS?

UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU COME OUT RIGHT NOW!

WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

HE'S LOCKED THE DOOR FROM THE INSIDE,

AND THE HOLE IS TOO SMALL TO GRAB HIM.

WELL, THEN, BUST IT DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO.

ALL RIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

ALL RIGHT, LET PIZZA STEVE HANDLE THIS!

THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE BAD STUFF YOU SAID ABOUT ME

AND TRYING TO SABOTAGE AUNT G.

[ BONK! ] WHO, THOSE GUYS?

[ Garbled ] THEY'RE THE WORST.

WHAT THE...?

THAT'S THE SAME STUFF HE WAS SAYING IN THE VIDEO.

NO, NO, NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[ REMOTE BEEPS ] HE HATES YOU GUYS, CAN'T YOU SEE? HE'S EVIL.

BELLY BAG IS JUST A HEAVY BURDEN -- BUR-- BUR--

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ DING! BOING! ]

[ ALL GASP ] THAT'S NOT THE REAL UNCLE GRANDPA.

I'M THE REAL UNCLE GRANDPA!

I'M THE REAL UNCLE GRANDPA!

AND HE'S A FAKE SHAMING MY GOOD NAME!

BUILT BY HER, EVIL AUNT GRANDMA!

VERY GOOD. YOU'RE NOT AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK.

AND FOR A WHILE, I HAD YOUR DULL FRIENDS

EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF MY HAND.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHY, OF ALL THE --

ROTTEN, NO GOOD --

TWO FACED, LOWDOWN --

GOOD-FOR-NOTHING -- [ ROARS ]

LANGUAGE, TIGER. LANGUAGE!

BUT YES, I MAY BE ALL THOSE THINGS,

BUT I'M ALSO IN CHARGE OF THE FASTEST-GROWING,

MOST POWERFUL CORPORATION KNOWN TO MAN.

AND WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP,

I'LL SOON BE THE GRAND RULER OF THE WORLD!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

SEE, I TOLD YOU GUYS SHE WAS CRAZY.

CRAZY I MIGHT BE, BUT I'M NOT ALONE!

[ REMOTE BEEPS ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]

HUMANS LIKE YOU ARE FLAWED,

BUT MY CYBORG ARSENAL OF AUNT GRANDMAS

ARE THE PERFECT MACHINES

TO NOT ONLY DOMINATE THE BUSINESS MARKET,

BUT ALSO TO DESTROY THE COMPETITION!

SO LET'S START WITH YOU.

YOU CAN REPLACE US WITH YOUR FANCY GADGETS

AND NEW-FANGLED TECHNOLOGY,

BUT THERE'S NO REPLACING REAL FRIENDS AND REAL LOVE.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BELLY BAG?

YOU KNOW IT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

NOW LET'S SHOW THESE CYBORGS SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED LOVE,

UNCLE GRANDPA STYLE!

HECK, YEAH!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

YOU MESSED WITH THE GRANDPA!

GRR! DESTROY THEM!

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[ SMACK! ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ SMACK! ]

[ WHIRL! WHOOSH! ]

[ SMACK! SMACK! ]

[ SMACK! SMACK! ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ CREAKING ]

[ SMACK! ]

♪♪

[ ROARS ]

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[ SHING! SHING! SHING! ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ ROARS ]

♪♪

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! SHING! ]

[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ WHIRL! ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ SMACK! ]

HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES, GRANNY SMITH?

IMPRESSIVE, BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MY --

[ PEW! ] [ GASPS ]

NO MORE TECHNO TRICKS, YOU TENACIOUS TYRANT!

BELLY BAG, LET'S GIVE HER A LITTLE TASTE

OF OUR GENETIC ENGINEERING.

COMING RIGHT UP!

UH-OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD AT ALL.

HEY, AUNT GRANDMA, EVER HAD A FRANKENSTEIN SANDWICH BEFORE?

[ GROANS ]

NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE.

WELL, HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE TASTE-TEST?

[ GROANS ] [ PANTING ]

[ GROANS ] WHAT IS THAT DARN CODE?

[ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ] [ PFFT! ]

THAT'LL TEACH YOU FOR MESSING WITH UNCLE GRANDPA AND CREW!

[ SQUISH! POP! ]

[ SIGHS ]

WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE YOU STAY LOCKED UP FOR A LONG TIME!

[ SMACK! ] [ GROANS ]

OH, DON'T BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I HAVE SOME MORE TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE,

AND SOON, MY EMPIRE WILL --

AHH, PUT A SOCK IN IT.

[ MUMBLES ] [ LAUGHTER ]

Belly Bag: YOU KNOW, UNCLE GRANDPA,

WE ARE REALLY SORRY WE FELL FOR AUNT GRANDMA'S TRICKS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, GUYS.

THIS LIMITED-EDITION BLU-RAY HERE

SHOWS WHAT I REALLYTHINK ABOUT YOU.

SO LET ME PLAY IT AND SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

AWW, C'MON UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NECESSARY.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] YEAH, PIZZA STEVE STILL KNOWS

THAT YOU THINK PIZZA STEVE IS YOUR FAVORITE.

NO, NO, I INSIST.

ALMOST READY FOR BED.

BUT FIRST, MY NIGHTLY RITUAL.

MAN, WHAT A GREAT GROUP OF PALS.

[ POP!]

MWAH! YOU'RE THE BEST.

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ]