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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

♪♪

AND THEN IN 1972,

DRACULA FORGOT TO TAKE LINT OUT OF THE DRYER.

AND THAT IS WHY YOU CAN NOW GET

FRESH, HOT PIZZA DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR

IN 25 MINUTES OR LESS.

SURE, UNCLE GRANDPA.

YEAH. OKAY. SOUNDS REAL.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

[ GASPS ] PIZZA'S HERE!

I'LL GET IT!

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT, BIG G.

SHADOW DOG!

[ BARKS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

LET ME TRY.

-[ BARKS ] -GOOD MORNING.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

♪ PIZZA, PIZZA, GRANDPA'S GOT A PIZZA! ♪

AYAH!

NO! STOP! STOP!

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, UNCLE G?

WE'RE JUST MAKING SHADOW PUPPETS.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING WITH SHADOWS

CAN ATTRACT THE SHADOW DEMON?

YOU SURE THIS ISN'T ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TALL TALES?

I SWEAR!

YOU DO NOT WANT THE SHADOW DEMON TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SHADOW.

IF YOUR SHADOW DISAPPEARS, YOUDISAPPEAR!

THAT'S HOW I LOST MY LEGS.

[ CRIES ]

YOU'RE NOT MISSING YOUR LEGS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU HAVE TO STOP!

OKAY, OKAY! WE STOPPED!

RELAX.

MR. GUS, YOU HEARD UNCLE G, QUIT THE SHADOW GAME, BRO.

THAT'S NOT ME.

[ GASPS ]

[ GASPS ] SHADOW DEMON.

[ EVIL LAUGH ]

RUN!

DON'T LET HIM GET YOUR SHADOW!

UH, NICE MR. SHADOW.

[ SCREAMS ]

STAND BACK! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

[ SCREAMS ]

[ PANTING ]

[ SIGHS ]

MAN, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

[ GASPS ]

OH, MY GOSH! YOUR HEAD!

AND YOUR ARMS!

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THAT SHADOW THING, UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ Crying ] THAT'S IT.

PIZZA STEVE'S WEIGHTLIFTING DAYS ARE OVER.

I'M FINISHED.

THIS IS A SHADOW EMERGENCY.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. MC HAMMER.

I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.

HAMMER TIME!

♪♪

THANKS.

WE'RE GOING TO THE SHADOW WORLD

TO GET YOUR SHADOW PIECES BACK.

[ GRUNTS ]

THIS IS THE LAND OF THE LOST SHADOWS --

EVERYTHING THE SHADOW DEMON HAS EVER STOLEN GOES HERE.

WHOA.

WAIT, WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

ONCE WE FIND YOUR MISSING SHADOW PARTS,

YOU GUYS WILL BE BACK TO YOUR GOOD OLD SELVES.

[ GASPS ] HEY! I WAS WONDERING WHERE THIS WENT!

THAT NASTY SHADOW DEMON STOLE GLADIS' BODY.

HERE YOU GO, GLADIS.

[ QUACKS ]

BE FREE!

[ QUACKING ]

NOW, WHO WANTS TO COLLECT SOME SHADOWS?

[ QUACKS ]

HMM, LET'S SEE HERE. MM-HMM.

OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA. SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

JUST LEAVE IT TO THIS, MR. GUS.

I'LL FIND YOUR MISSING SHADOWS LICKETY-SPLIT.

I MEAN, HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

NOPE. NOPE. UNH-UNH.

NAH. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

NAH. NOPE. NOPE. NO.

GOT IT!

HERE'S THE REST OF YOUR HEAD, MR. GUS.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NOT GOOD.

OH! LOOK HERE, PIZZA STEVE!

I FOUND YOUR ARMS!

NO.

AW, MAN.

DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I PROMISE NOT TO GIVE UP.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

YES!

TRY AGAIN.

-NO! -NEXT.

Female voice: NO.

NO!

NO! WELL, ACTUALLY, THESE ARE PRETTY SWEET.

YOU CRAZY?

NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

[ EXPLOSION ] NO. WAIT, YOU DID IT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

I CAN SEE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

THANK YOU!

YOU LOOK GREAT, MR. GUS!

NICE WORK. CHECK YOURSELF OUT.

YEAH? OKAY.

AW, YEAH. LOOKING GOOD.

[ SCREAMS ] OH, WHAT THE --

UNCLE GRANDPA, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE MY HEAD TO YOU?

YES?

IT'S A DANG FISH HEAD! CHANGE IT BACK!

GEE WHIZ.

I MEAN, YOU TRY TO HELP A DINOSAUR OUT.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

ARE WE EVER GONNA GET OUR BODIES BACK?

I'M SORRY, GUYS.

I GUESS I'M NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB

FINDING YOUR SHADOWS.

OH, IT'S OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

WE KNOW YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST.

NO. YOU WERE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

YOU'RE DOING A HORRIBLE JOB.

THANKS, GUYS!

YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

YOU KNOW, I BET IF WE FIND THE SHADOW DEMON,

WE'LL HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF FINDING YOUR SHADOWS.

AND SOMETHING TELLS ME HE'S AT THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

OH, YEAH? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

YOU JUST SORT OF DEVELOP A SENSE FOR THIS STUFF.

DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL GET IT SOMEDAY.

AAH! OOF!

[ MUFFLED GRUNTS ]

[ GROANS ]

MR. GUS.

WHAT IS IT, UNCLE GRANDPA?

THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT.

IF WE DON'T MAKE IT,

I WANT YOU TO BOTH KNOW I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ SNIFFLES ] I'M SORRY I'M ALWAYS SO GRUMPY.

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF SOMETIMES.

[ SOBS ]

I'M SORRY, TOO.

YOU GUYS WILL NEVER REALLY KNOW

JUST HOW AWESOME I REALLY AM.

I DON'T WANT TO NOT KNOW. I DON'T.

[ ALL CRYING ]

MR. GUS!

WHAT IS IT, UNCLE GRANDPA?

WOULD YOU RATHER USE THE ESCALATOR?

WHAT ESCALATOR?

IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

AH, COME ON, MAN!

I GOT STUCK ON ONE OF THESE ONCE.

WE KNOW.

[ Echoing ] WE'RE HERE!

MR. GUS, MR. GUS! LOOK AT THIS.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? HALF MY HEAD IS MISSING!

THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S RIGHT HERE.

AND PIZZA STEVE'S ARMS, TOO.

THAT'S GREAT!

LET'S GET THEM AND GET OUT OF HERE.

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

I GOT YOU, MR. GUS. SNEAKY, SNEAKY.

HE'LL BE ALL LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

[ GRUNTS ] WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[ GASPS ]

GUS!

HE'S GONNA PUT THE SQUEEZE ON ME.

[ GASPING ]

OH, NO!

[ EVIL LAUGH ]

HOW YOU DOING, UNCLE G?

[ GROANS ]

ALL RIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIME

FOR THE BIG DOGS TO COME OUT AND PLAY.

LET'S DO THIS.

[ EVIL LAUGH ]

GET READY FOR SOME FANCY FOOTWORK.

LET'S SEE HOW SHADOW FACE HERE LIKES TANGLING WITH...

THE BUNNY.

[ ROARS ]

[ BLOWS LANDING ]

I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T BEAT HIM.

NAH, MAN. I GOT HIM.

[ COUGHS ] IT WAS AWESOME.

[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT A TRY.

COME HERE, YOU --

[ GROWLING, BLOWS LANDING ]

AAH!

OUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO WORK TOGETHER TO STOP HIM.

BUT HOW CAN WE DO THAT?

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE OUR BODY PARTS BACK YET.

NO. I WON'T HEAR IT! WE CAN DO IT WITH TEAMWORK!

REMEMBER -- THERE'S NO "I" IN "TEAMWORK."

PSST! HEY, UH, MR. GUS.

THERE ISN'T AN "I" IN "TEAMWORK," IS THERE?

NO, UNCLE GRANDPA. THERE ISN'T.

OH. OKAY, GOOD.

ARE YOU STILL MOTIVATED BY WHAT I SAID,

EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SPELL "TEAMWORK"?

SURE.

OKAY, GOOD.

OH, YEAH! LET'S DO THIS...

WITH TEAMWORK!

♪♪

ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINISH HIM OFF.

IT'S HAMMER TIME.

HYUH! HYUH! HYUH!

HEY, GUYS, NICE TEAMWORK.

I BELIEVE IN YOU! RIGHT, GLADIS?

[ QUACKS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

YEAH!

NOOOOO!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

HERE'S YOUR HEAD, MR. GUS.

OH, BOY! I'M WHOLE AGAIN!

THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

AND YOUR ARMS, PIZZA STEVE.

GOOD JOB, UNCLE G!

[ IMITATES PISTOL SHOTS ]

AND I GOT MY LEGS BACK.

MR. GUS, DID YOU GET MY TEXT?

NO.

HMM... LET ME SEND IT AGAIN.

[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]

[ DING! ]

HOW ABOUT NOW?

YOU OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA?

[ GROANS ]

I SURE COULD USE A COFFEE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

HEY, I KNOW A GREAT COFFEE JOINT.

THEY SLOW-BREW IT THERE, BUT IT'S TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT.

LET'S GO!

ONE SLOW BREW, PLEASE.

[ NOSE SQUEAKS ]

KEEP THE CHANGE.

ONE SLOW BREW.

[ REGISTER BEEPS ]

OH, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME.

I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT THE RV.

OKAY.

[ Thinking ] HUH. THIS IS TAKING A WHILE.

WELL, MR. GUS DID SAY IT WAS SLOW-BREWED.

MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT A LITTLE LONGER.

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

♪♪

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]

[ MACHINES BEEPING ]

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

BUT I ORDERED A SMALL COFFEE A WHILE AGO.

OH. WHEN WAS THAT?

ABOUT, UH, 400 YEARS AGO.

[ SLURPING, BEEPING ]

HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT COFFEE, UNCLE GRANDPA?

IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT.

♪♪