Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --

FOOD COURT EVERY DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR

IN THE UH, THE UH -- UHH...

YOU GONNA FINISH THAT CINNAMON PRETZEL, MR. GUS?

UHH... THANKS.

HEY, CHECK IT OUT, GUYS!

A VACATION SWEEPSTAKES BOX!

I'M GONNA ENTER MY NAME.

NEED A PEN TO WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN, UNCLE GRANDPA?

HA HA! SILLY BELLY BAG.

WHY USE A PEN WHEN I CAN USE MY...

[ GROANS ]

...TV REMOTE!

HANG ON, KIDS!

[ REWINDING ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ BELL RINGING ] WE HAVE A WINNER!

YOU GUYS, I WON BALLOONS!

YOU WON A LOT MORE THAN BALLOONS!

HOW ABOUT A WEEKEND GETAWAY TO RELAXATION LAND --

THE PREMIERE MOUNTAIN SPA RESORT!

SAY WHAT?!

NOW, YOU CAN ONLY BRING ONE OTHER GUEST WITH YOU!

WHO WILL IT BE?

[ GULPS ] I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE?

BUT HOW WOULD I CHOOSE?

[ SQUEAK ]

I'LL TELL YA HOW.

THE FAIREST WAY POSSIBLE --

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

OKAY!

READY WHEN YOU ARE.

[ SIGHS ]

Both: ROCK, PAPER, SCISS--

DYNAMITE!

KA-BOOSH!

DYNAMITE BEATS ALL, SON!

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST WEEKEND GETAWAY...

EVER!

Uncle Grandpa: RELAXATION LAND, HERE WE COME!

MAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RELAXATION LAND BEFORE.

[ SCOFFS ] SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S JEALOUS

OF A WEEKEND OF COMFY BEDS, LAYING BY THE POOL,

AND ROOM SERVICE.

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

WELL, THIS IS IT!

LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN!

HAVE FUN IN THE RV, MR. GUS!

MAYBE I WILL!

RELAXATION LAND, HERE I COME...

[ BABBLING ]

RELAXATION IS RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE.

[ STAMMERING ]

B.R.B.! [ ZIP! ]

MR. GUS, YOU KNOW,

YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD LATELY.

AND AS MUCH AS I TOTALLY DESERVE

TO BE PAMPERED LIKE A CELEBRITY ALL WEEKEND,

I'M GOING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN

AND LET YOU TAKE MY PLACE ON THIS ONE.

OH, HO HO HO, NO.

LITTLE CHEESE, YOU DODESERVE THIS.

HAVE FUN NOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

BUT, MR. GUS!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

BYE, MR. GUS! [ LAUGHS ]

COME ON, PIZZA STEVE.

WHAT ARE YA, SCARED OF RELAXATION?

OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

UH, WAIT UP, UNCLE G!

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

HI. WE'RE HERE FOR A FREE WEEKEND, SPA TREATMENT.

[ CHUCKLING EVILLY ]

[ CHOMP! ]

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

TALK ABOUT FRIENDLY SERVICE!

[ LAUGHING ]

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

[ BELL DINGS ]

[ GASPS ]

[ Scary voice ] COME WITH ME.

ALL RIGHTY!

UNCLE G, ARE YOU NUTS?!

THAT'S THE GRIM REAPER,

AND HE'S HERE TO HARVEST OUR SOULS!

OH, DON'T BE SILLY, PIZZA STEVE.

IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY SPA TECHNICIAN

READY TO TAKE US TO RELAXATION LAND.

HE'S NOT TAKING US TO RELAXATION LAND!

HE'S TAKIN' US STRAIGHT TO DEVIL TOWN!

IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THIS SIGN!

EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

SOMETIMES THE LETTERS FALL.

BY THE WAY, THEY REALLY ARE THAT GOOD.

OH, MAN! WE GOTTA TRY THOSE!

ANYWAY, LET'S MOVE, PIZZA STEVE.

TO RELAXATION LAND!

ENJOY YOUR STAY.

[ HIGH PITCHED SCREAM ]

[ WHIMPERING ]

UNCLE G, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS PLACE, MAN.

OH, PIZZA STEVE, DON'T BE SILLY.

WE'RE IN GOOD HANDS HERE.

SEE? NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

[ STAMMERING ]

STREEEETCH.

OH, OH -- ME FIRST! OOF!

OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

UNCLE G!

NOW, NOW, PIZZA STEVE,

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN.

OKAY, LET 'ER RIP!

[ GROANS ]

OH, MAN!

OOH!

[ GROANING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ CRUNCH! ]

OH, NO!

UNCLE G?!

NOOOO!

OHH.

AHH!

UNCLE G?

THAT WAS FANTASTIC!

MY BACK FEELS BRAND NEW!

THIS IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE, PIZZA STEVE!

ACTUALLY, I THINK I'LL PASS, 'CAUSE I, UH, I...

PUT THESE ON.

HOT DOG!

THAT IS ONE HOT HOT TUB!

COME ON, PIZZA STEVE. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

ARE YOU FOR REAL, BRO? [ SPLASH! ]

[ SCREAMS ] WHAT'S...

WHAT'S ALL THIS BLACK GOO?

IT'S AN ALL NATURAL MOUNTAIN SPRING MUD BATH!

HEY, BELLY BAG, HOW BOUT A COUPLE OF CUCUMBER SLICES?

Belly Bag: SURE THING, UNCLE GRANDPA!

THANKS.

AHH!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PIZZA STEVE?

THIS WATER IS NIIIICE!

[ SHRIEKS ] UNCLE G!

YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THERE!

I'M NOT?

NO!

TH-TH-THERE'S TWO -- TWO -- TWO...

TWO SUPERMODELS? OH, MAN!

THIS WEEKEND'S GETTING BETTER EVERY MINUTE.

UNCLE G, THOSE AREN'T SUPERMODELS!

THEY'RE MONSTERS!

PIZZA STEVE, THAT WAS AWFULLY RUDE!

LISTEN, IF THIS JACUZZI'S TOO HOT FOR YOU,

GO TAKE A DIP IN THE POOL.

IF YOU THINK I'M SETTING ONE TOE IN THAT THING,

THEN YOU'RE -- [ SHRIEKS ]

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

SO, SUPERMODELS, HUH?

[ SCREAMS ]

I'M EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD'S UNCLE AND GRANDPA.

[ SCREAMS ]

OH, AND MY BUDDY IN THE POOL THERE IS PIZZA STEVE.

FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS!

HE'S PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET.

I HOPE THAT WASN'T THE LAST WE'LL SEE OF THOSE SUPERMODELS.

DEFINITELY A STRONG CONNECTION THERE.

ENJOY YOUR STAY.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

UNCLE G, THERE IS NO WAY

WE ARE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN THIS PLACE!

HECK, YEAH, WE ARE!

WE WON A FREE WEEKEND GETAWAY, REMEMBER?

UNCLE G, TAKE THE CUCUMBERS OFF YOUR EYEBALLS

AND LOOK AT OUR BEDS!

[ GASPS ]

HOW MUCH LUCKIER CAN TWO GUYS GET?

THOSE ARE GENUINE TEMPURSLEEPIT BEDS!

SO ROOMY AND SOFT!

I BET I CAN SLEEP IN HERE FOREVER!

UNCLE G, THAT'S A COFFIN!

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, PIZZA STEVE.

[ SCREAMS ] UNCLE G!

UNCLE G, UNCLE G!

[ MURMURING ]

OPEN UP!

[ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ SCREAMS ]

UNCLE G!

[ GRUNTING ]

UNCLE G!

[ SHRIEKS ]

UNCLE G!

AHH, RELAXATION LAND.

GOTTA FIND A PLACE TO HIDE!

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

UNCLE G!

[ LAUGHING ]

[ SOBBING ]

[ REVVING ]

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

[ WHINING ]

[ DOORS SLAMMING, STEVE SCREAMING ]

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

[ LID CREAKS ]

AHH!

[ SMACKS LIPS ]

WELL, LOOK WHO'S UP BRIGHT AND EARLY!

THEY STOPPED FOLLOWING ME ONCE THE SUN CAME UP.

ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF RELAXATION, PIZZA STEVE?

[ WHEELS SQUEAKING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

UNCLE G!

THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!

OH, PIZZA STEVE, THAT'S JUST THE ROOM SERVICE I ORDERED.

I GOT CHICKEN FINGERS.

[ STAMMERING ]

OOH!

MMM!

HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, PIZZA STEVE!

AAH! THAT'S IT, MAN!

I'M OUT OF HERE!

[ SCREAMING ]

HUH. PROBABLY NEEDED TO WORK OUT FIRST.

[ Growling ] YOU...

ARE A WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

YOU'RE THE LAST MAN STANDING

IN OUR FAKE HAUNTED RESORT REALITY SERIES.

AND YOU JUST WON TWO TICKETS FOR A REAL RELAXATION GETAWAY.

GEE, WHIZ!

[ PANTING ]

SO HOW'D THE WEEKEND GO?

[ PANTING ]

WHOO!

IT WAS SUPER RELAXING!

YOU TOTALLY MISSED OUT, BRO.

YOU GUYS! TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS --

'CAUSE I JUST WON TWO TICKETS FOR A TWO-WEEK STAY

AT RELAXATION LAND II!

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SLURPING ]

MAN! THIS IS LIVIN'!

THANKS FOR TAKING ME WITH YA, UNCLE GRANDPA.

HEY, NO PROBLEM, MR. GUS.

Woman: HEY, STRANGER, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

[ GASPS ] VANESSA?

YOU KNOW IT!

I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!

HOW'S CARLA?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER YOURSELF, SILLY?

HEY, DINOSAUR MAN, YOU MIND IF I KEEP YOU COMPANY?

LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN!

[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.