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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,011 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING! 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 GOOD MORNING. 3 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:09,023 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:09,022 --> 00:00:12,002 [ ROARS ] 5 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:14,023 GOOD MORNING. 6 00:00:14,021 --> 00:00:17,001 GOOD MORNING! 7 00:00:30,023 --> 00:00:32,013 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- 8 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:34,995 FOOD COURT EVERY DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR 9 00:00:35,005 --> 00:00:36,015 IN THE UH, THE UH -- UHH... 10 00:00:36,021 --> 00:00:39,011 YOU GONNA FINISH THAT CINNAMON PRETZEL, MR. GUS? 11 00:00:39,016 --> 00:00:41,016 UHH... THANKS. 12 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:46,001 HEY, CHECK IT OUT, GUYS! 13 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,022 A VACATION SWEEPSTAKES BOX! 14 00:00:48,019 --> 00:00:49,999 I'M GONNA ENTER MY NAME. 15 00:00:50,003 --> 00:00:52,013 NEED A PEN TO WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN, UNCLE GRANDPA? 16 00:00:52,013 --> 00:00:54,013 HA HA! SILLY BELLY BAG. 17 00:00:54,009 --> 00:00:56,009 WHY USE A PEN WHEN I CAN USE MY... 18 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,016 [ GROANS ] 19 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:58,020 ...TV REMOTE! 20 00:00:59,001 --> 00:01:00,021 HANG ON, KIDS! 21 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,018 [ REWINDING ] 22 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:06,020 [ GRUNTING ] 23 00:01:09,006 --> 00:01:13,016 [ BELL RINGING ] WE HAVE A WINNER! 24 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:16,011 YOU GUYS, I WON BALLOONS! 25 00:01:16,013 --> 00:01:18,013 YOU WON A LOT MORE THAN BALLOONS! 26 00:01:18,012 --> 00:01:22,002 HOW ABOUT A WEEKEND GETAWAY TO RELAXATION LAND -- 27 00:01:22,003 --> 00:01:25,003 THE PREMIERE MOUNTAIN SPA RESORT! 28 00:01:25,004 --> 00:01:26,024 SAY WHAT?! 29 00:01:26,022 --> 00:01:29,012 NOW, YOU CAN ONLY BRING ONE OTHER GUEST WITH YOU! 30 00:01:29,014 --> 00:01:30,014 WHO WILL IT BE? 31 00:01:30,015 --> 00:01:32,015 [ GULPS ] I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE? 32 00:01:32,021 --> 00:01:34,011 BUT HOW WOULD I CHOOSE? 33 00:01:34,013 --> 00:01:35,013 [ SQUEAK ] 34 00:01:35,009 --> 00:01:36,999 I'LL TELL YA HOW. 35 00:01:37,002 --> 00:01:39,002 THE FAIREST WAY POSSIBLE -- 36 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:42,013 ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. 37 00:01:42,015 --> 00:01:43,995 OKAY! 38 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:46,003 READY WHEN YOU ARE. 39 00:01:46,004 --> 00:01:48,014 [ SIGHS ] 40 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,008 Both: ROCK, PAPER, SCISS-- 41 00:01:50,014 --> 00:01:52,014 DYNAMITE! 42 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,012 KA-BOOSH! 43 00:01:54,007 --> 00:01:56,997 DYNAMITE BEATS ALL, SON! 44 00:01:57,005 --> 00:02:02,005 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST WEEKEND GETAWAY... 45 00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:03,017 EVER! 46 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:07,010 Uncle Grandpa: RELAXATION LAND, HERE WE COME! 47 00:02:07,012 --> 00:02:10,022 MAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RELAXATION LAND BEFORE. 48 00:02:11,001 --> 00:02:13,011 [ SCOFFS ] SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S JEALOUS 49 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:17,010 OF A WEEKEND OF COMFY BEDS, LAYING BY THE POOL, 50 00:02:17,016 --> 00:02:19,016 AND ROOM SERVICE. 51 00:02:19,018 --> 00:02:22,008 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. 52 00:02:22,014 --> 00:02:24,024 WELL, THIS IS IT! 53 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:27,003 LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN! 54 00:02:27,004 --> 00:02:30,024 HAVE FUN IN THE RV, MR. GUS! 55 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:32,011 MAYBE I WILL! 56 00:02:32,009 --> 00:02:36,009 RELAXATION LAND, HERE I COME... 57 00:02:36,008 --> 00:02:38,008 [ BABBLING ] 58 00:02:39,013 --> 00:02:42,013 RELAXATION IS RIGHT, PIZZA STEVE. 59 00:02:42,011 --> 00:02:44,001 [ STAMMERING ] 60 00:02:44,006 --> 00:02:45,996 B.R.B.! [ ZIP! ] 61 00:02:46,005 --> 00:02:47,005 MR. GUS, YOU KNOW, 62 00:02:47,014 --> 00:02:50,024 YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD LATELY. 63 00:02:50,021 --> 00:02:53,011 AND AS MUCH AS I TOTALLY DESERVE 64 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:56,010 TO BE PAMPERED LIKE A CELEBRITY ALL WEEKEND, 65 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,009 I'M GOING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN 66 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,021 AND LET YOU TAKE MY PLACE ON THIS ONE. 67 00:03:01,017 --> 00:03:03,017 OH, HO HO HO, NO. 68 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:07,017 LITTLE CHEESE, YOU DODESERVE THIS. 69 00:03:07,019 --> 00:03:11,019 HAVE FUN NOW. [ CHUCKLES ] 70 00:03:11,021 --> 00:03:13,011 BUT, MR. GUS! 71 00:03:13,012 --> 00:03:14,022 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 72 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,009 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 73 00:03:16,011 --> 00:03:18,021 BYE, MR. GUS! [ LAUGHS ] 74 00:03:18,019 --> 00:03:19,999 COME ON, PIZZA STEVE. 75 00:03:20,004 --> 00:03:22,014 WHAT ARE YA, SCARED OF RELAXATION? 76 00:03:22,011 --> 00:03:24,011 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 77 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:26,009 UH, WAIT UP, UNCLE G! 78 00:03:26,011 --> 00:03:27,021 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 79 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:28,999 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 80 00:03:29,004 --> 00:03:32,024 HI. WE'RE HERE FOR A FREE WEEKEND, SPA TREATMENT. 81 00:03:32,018 --> 00:03:34,018 [ CHUCKLING EVILLY ] 82 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:36,023 [ CHOMP! ] 83 00:03:36,021 --> 00:03:39,011 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 84 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:42,010 TALK ABOUT FRIENDLY SERVICE! 85 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:44,999 [ LAUGHING ] 86 00:03:45,002 --> 00:03:47,012 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 87 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:50,008 [ BELL DINGS ] 88 00:03:53,002 --> 00:03:54,002 [ GASPS ] 89 00:03:54,004 --> 00:03:56,024 [ Scary voice ] COME WITH ME. 90 00:03:56,019 --> 00:03:57,019 ALL RIGHTY! 91 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,009 UNCLE G, ARE YOU NUTS?! 92 00:04:00,011 --> 00:04:02,011 THAT'S THE GRIM REAPER, 93 00:04:02,011 --> 00:04:05,021 AND HE'S HERE TO HARVEST OUR SOULS! 94 00:04:05,019 --> 00:04:07,019 OH, DON'T BE SILLY, PIZZA STEVE. 95 00:04:07,023 --> 00:04:10,013 IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY SPA TECHNICIAN 96 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:12,018 READY TO TAKE US TO RELAXATION LAND. 97 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:15,008 HE'S NOT TAKING US TO RELAXATION LAND! 98 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:18,023 HE'S TAKIN' US STRAIGHT TO DEVIL TOWN! 99 00:04:18,022 --> 00:04:21,012 IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THIS SIGN! 100 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,021 EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT. 101 00:04:23,019 --> 00:04:26,999 SOMETIMES THE LETTERS FALL. 102 00:04:27,002 --> 00:04:30,012 BY THE WAY, THEY REALLY ARE THAT GOOD. 103 00:04:30,016 --> 00:04:32,016 OH, MAN! WE GOTTA TRY THOSE! 104 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 ANYWAY, LET'S MOVE, PIZZA STEVE. 105 00:04:35,006 --> 00:04:37,006 TO RELAXATION LAND! 106 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:40,013 ENJOY YOUR STAY. 107 00:04:42,009 --> 00:04:44,019 [ HIGH PITCHED SCREAM ] 108 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:46,009 [ WHIMPERING ] 109 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:51,010 UNCLE G, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS PLACE, MAN. 110 00:04:51,012 --> 00:04:53,022 OH, PIZZA STEVE, DON'T BE SILLY. 111 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:56,001 WE'RE IN GOOD HANDS HERE. 112 00:04:59,006 --> 00:05:01,996 SEE? NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 113 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:03,023 [ STAMMERING ] 114 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:07,001 STREEEETCH. 115 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,002 OH, OH -- ME FIRST! OOF! 116 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:11,013 OH, BOY, OH, BOY! 117 00:05:11,008 --> 00:05:12,008 UNCLE G! 118 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,020 NOW, NOW, PIZZA STEVE, 119 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN. 120 00:05:16,004 --> 00:05:17,024 OKAY, LET 'ER RIP! 121 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,010 [ GROANS ] 122 00:05:19,013 --> 00:05:22,013 OH, MAN! 123 00:05:26,004 --> 00:05:28,014 OOH! 124 00:05:28,007 --> 00:05:30,997 [ GROANING ] 125 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:35,996 [ SCREAMING ] 126 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,002 [ CRUNCH! ] 127 00:05:37,006 --> 00:05:38,016 OH, NO! 128 00:05:38,023 --> 00:05:41,013 UNCLE G?! 129 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:46,002 NOOOO! 130 00:05:46,003 --> 00:05:47,013 OHH. 131 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,014 AHH! 132 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:51,009 UNCLE G? 133 00:05:51,014 --> 00:05:54,014 THAT WAS FANTASTIC! 134 00:05:54,013 --> 00:05:56,013 MY BACK FEELS BRAND NEW! 135 00:05:56,009 --> 00:05:58,019 THIS IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE, PIZZA STEVE! 136 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:04,000 ACTUALLY, I THINK I'LL PASS, 'CAUSE I, UH, I... 137 00:06:04,002 --> 00:06:06,002 PUT THESE ON. 138 00:06:08,007 --> 00:06:09,017 HOT DOG! 139 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:11,018 THAT IS ONE HOT HOT TUB! 140 00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:16,018 COME ON, PIZZA STEVE. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 141 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 ARE YOU FOR REAL, BRO? [ SPLASH! ] 142 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,012 [ SCREAMS ] WHAT'S... 143 00:06:20,007 --> 00:06:21,017 WHAT'S ALL THIS BLACK GOO? 144 00:06:21,017 --> 00:06:24,007 IT'S AN ALL NATURAL MOUNTAIN SPRING MUD BATH! 145 00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:27,022 HEY, BELLY BAG, HOW BOUT A COUPLE OF CUCUMBER SLICES? 146 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,009 Belly Bag: SURE THING, UNCLE GRANDPA! 147 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:31,005 THANKS. 148 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:32,007 AHH! 149 00:06:32,011 --> 00:06:35,001 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PIZZA STEVE? 150 00:06:35,005 --> 00:06:38,005 THIS WATER IS NIIIICE! 151 00:06:39,016 --> 00:06:42,006 [ SHRIEKS ] UNCLE G! 152 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:44,007 YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THERE! 153 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:45,009 I'M NOT? 154 00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:46,009 NO! 155 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:49,002 TH-TH-THERE'S TWO -- TWO -- TWO... 156 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:51,012 TWO SUPERMODELS? OH, MAN! 157 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:53,008 THIS WEEKEND'S GETTING BETTER EVERY MINUTE. 158 00:06:53,015 --> 00:06:55,995 UNCLE G, THOSE AREN'T SUPERMODELS! 159 00:06:56,006 --> 00:06:57,016 THEY'RE MONSTERS! 160 00:06:57,021 --> 00:07:00,001 PIZZA STEVE, THAT WAS AWFULLY RUDE! 161 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,022 LISTEN, IF THIS JACUZZI'S TOO HOT FOR YOU, 162 00:07:02,017 --> 00:07:03,997 GO TAKE A DIP IN THE POOL. 163 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:07,004 IF YOU THINK I'M SETTING ONE TOE IN THAT THING, 164 00:07:07,006 --> 00:07:09,006 THEN YOU'RE -- [ SHRIEKS ] 165 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,011 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 166 00:07:11,009 --> 00:07:12,009 SO, SUPERMODELS, HUH? 167 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,024 [ SCREAMS ] 168 00:07:13,023 --> 00:07:16,013 I'M EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD'S UNCLE AND GRANDPA. 169 00:07:16,009 --> 00:07:17,019 [ SCREAMS ] 170 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:19,999 OH, AND MY BUDDY IN THE POOL THERE IS PIZZA STEVE. 171 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:22,005 FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS! 172 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:23,997 HE'S PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET. 173 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:27,023 I HOPE THAT WASN'T THE LAST WE'LL SEE OF THOSE SUPERMODELS. 174 00:07:27,018 --> 00:07:29,018 DEFINITELY A STRONG CONNECTION THERE. 175 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,010 ENJOY YOUR STAY. 176 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:34,013 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 177 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:35,016 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 178 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:38,012 UNCLE G, THERE IS NO WAY 179 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:40,996 WE ARE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN THIS PLACE! 180 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,012 HECK, YEAH, WE ARE! 181 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:44,017 WE WON A FREE WEEKEND GETAWAY, REMEMBER? 182 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:49,002 UNCLE G, TAKE THE CUCUMBERS OFF YOUR EYEBALLS 183 00:07:49,006 --> 00:07:50,996 AND LOOK AT OUR BEDS! 184 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,014 [ GASPS ] 185 00:07:53,007 --> 00:07:56,997 HOW MUCH LUCKIER CAN TWO GUYS GET? 186 00:07:57,002 --> 00:07:59,022 THOSE ARE GENUINE TEMPURSLEEPIT BEDS! 187 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,021 SO ROOMY AND SOFT! 188 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,010 I BET I CAN SLEEP IN HERE FOREVER! 189 00:08:04,015 --> 00:08:06,995 UNCLE G, THAT'S A COFFIN! 190 00:08:07,002 --> 00:08:09,002 WELL, GOOD NIGHT, PIZZA STEVE. 191 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:11,013 [ SCREAMS ] UNCLE G! 192 00:08:12,017 --> 00:08:14,017 UNCLE G, UNCLE G! 193 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:17,003 [ MURMURING ] 194 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:18,022 OPEN UP! 195 00:08:18,021 --> 00:08:20,011 [ SIGHS ] 196 00:08:20,012 --> 00:08:22,022 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 197 00:08:22,021 --> 00:08:24,021 [ SCREAMS ] 198 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,010 UNCLE G! 199 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:27,010 [ GRUNTING ] 200 00:08:27,016 --> 00:08:29,006 UNCLE G! 201 00:08:29,015 --> 00:08:32,005 [ SHRIEKS ] 202 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,012 UNCLE G! 203 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:36,022 AHH, RELAXATION LAND. 204 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:39,002 GOTTA FIND A PLACE TO HIDE! 205 00:08:41,011 --> 00:08:43,011 [ SCREAMS ] 206 00:08:47,019 --> 00:08:49,009 [ SCREAMS ] 207 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:51,013 UNCLE G! 208 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,010 [ LAUGHING ] 209 00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:56,003 [ SOBBING ] 210 00:08:59,013 --> 00:09:01,023 [ REVVING ] 211 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:03,008 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 212 00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:05,015 [ WHINING ] 213 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:09,021 [ DOORS SLAMMING, STEVE SCREAMING ] 214 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:12,011 [ ROOSTER CROWS ] 215 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,019 [ LID CREAKS ] 216 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:15,007 AHH! 217 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:16,016 [ SMACKS LIPS ] 218 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,023 WELL, LOOK WHO'S UP BRIGHT AND EARLY! 219 00:09:18,023 --> 00:09:22,023 THEY STOPPED FOLLOWING ME ONCE THE SUN CAME UP. 220 00:09:22,018 --> 00:09:26,008 ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF RELAXATION, PIZZA STEVE? 221 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:29,005 [ WHEELS SQUEAKING ] 222 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:29,997 [ SCREAMS ] 223 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,014 UNCLE G! 224 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:33,013 THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME! 225 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:36,995 OH, PIZZA STEVE, THAT'S JUST THE ROOM SERVICE I ORDERED. 226 00:09:37,006 --> 00:09:39,016 I GOT CHICKEN FINGERS. 227 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:42,011 [ STAMMERING ] 228 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:45,006 OOH! 229 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:47,009 MMM! 230 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:48,997 HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, PIZZA STEVE! 231 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:51,003 AAH! THAT'S IT, MAN! 232 00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:53,006 I'M OUT OF HERE! 233 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:55,996 [ SCREAMING ] 234 00:09:58,004 --> 00:10:00,014 HUH. PROBABLY NEEDED TO WORK OUT FIRST. 235 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,016 [ Growling ] YOU... 236 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:04,023 ARE A WINNER! 237 00:10:04,018 --> 00:10:06,018 CONGRATULATIONS, UNCLE GRANDPA! 238 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,010 YOU'RE THE LAST MAN STANDING 239 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:10,024 IN OUR FAKE HAUNTED RESORT REALITY SERIES. 240 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:15,011 AND YOU JUST WON TWO TICKETS FOR A REAL RELAXATION GETAWAY. 241 00:10:15,013 --> 00:10:17,023 GEE, WHIZ! 242 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:20,020 [ PANTING ] 243 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,011 SO HOW'D THE WEEKEND GO? 244 00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:25,024 [ PANTING ] 245 00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:26,998 WHOO! 246 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:29,013 IT WAS SUPER RELAXING! 247 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,017 YOU TOTALLY MISSED OUT, BRO. 248 00:10:31,018 --> 00:10:35,008 YOU GUYS! TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS -- 249 00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:38,996 'CAUSE I JUST WON TWO TICKETS FOR A TWO-WEEK STAY 250 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,005 AT RELAXATION LAND II! 251 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:45,005 [ SCREAMS ] 252 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:47,011 [ SLURPING ] 253 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,023 MAN! THIS IS LIVIN'! 254 00:10:49,017 --> 00:10:52,017 THANKS FOR TAKING ME WITH YA, UNCLE GRANDPA. 255 00:10:52,021 --> 00:10:54,011 HEY, NO PROBLEM, MR. GUS. 256 00:10:54,012 --> 00:10:56,022 Woman: HEY, STRANGER, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 257 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,020 [ GASPS ] VANESSA? 258 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:00,011 YOU KNOW IT! 259 00:11:00,016 --> 00:11:02,016 I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! 260 00:11:02,017 --> 00:11:03,997 HOW'S CARLA? 261 00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:06,013 WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER YOURSELF, SILLY? 262 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:10,019 HEY, DINOSAUR MAN, YOU MIND IF I KEEP YOU COMPANY? 263 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:14,000 LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN! 264 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,010 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 265 00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:32,021 THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS. 16876

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