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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

Announcer: GOOD EVENING, VIEWERS.

TONIGHT, WE PRESENT ALL THE GLITZ, GLAMOUR, AND PAGEANTRY

THAT THE BURBANK BARGAIN MALL THEATER HAS TO OFFER.

TONIGHT, WE BRING YOU PRE-TAPED LIVE COVERAGE

OF THE INTERGALACTIC PREMIERE

OF "MAJESTICO AND ANKLE GRANDPO BAY."

WAIT -- THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

THERE SHE IS!

"MAJESTICO AND UNCLE GRANDPA BOY,"

STARRING UNCLE GRANDPA!

WE NOW GO TO DAG FLAPPY ON THE SCENE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] WHAT A SPECTACULAR NIGHT,

AND THE FANS SOUND REALLY EXCITED.

WHAT SAY YOU, SIR?

I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM PLANET ZORBATRANG TO SEE THIS,

SO IT BETTER BE GOOD.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

SPEAK EARTHLING NEXT TIME.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

Dag Flappy: LOOKS LIKE UNCLE GRANDPA

IS READY FOR HIS RED-CARPET ARRIVAL!

[ WHIR! ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ SQUISH! ] [ CROWD CHEERING ]

Uncle Grandpa: IT'S SHOW TIME!

CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE?

WELL, IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR A GREAT MOVIE --

TALKING, HORSIES, AND...

[ CREAK! ]

[ BOOM! SIZZLE! ]

...'SPLOSIONS.

MR. GUS, ARE YOU IN THIS PICTURE?

YES, I IS.

AND THE DIRECTOR ACTUALLY GAVE ME A SPEAKING ROLE.

I PLAY FRIGHTENED TRAIN PASSENGER NUMBER 37.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

LET'S MEET THE DIRECTOR OF THIS MOVIE.

THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!

YEAH, I TOTALLY HAD TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO,

BUT THAT'S WHY THIS PICTURE TURNED OUT SO GREAT.

HEY, YOU'RENOT THE DIRECTOR OF THIS PICTURE!

I'MTHE DIRECTOR OF THIS PICTURE!

HMM. THAT IS TRUE. BUT DID YOU EVER THINK...

...WHO DIRECTS THE DIRECTOR?

HUH? ANYWAY, GOT TO GO.

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] [ WHOOSH! ]

GUYS, GUYS, OVER HERE!

I SAVED THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE.

[ Mechanically ] MY CIRCUITS ARE SURGING FOR THIS MOVIE.

HOW ABOUT YOU CRAZY BABY?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

AAH! [ ZAP! ]

GOO GOO GA GA!

OKAY, ROLL THAT MOVIE MAESTRO.

YOU GOT IT UNCLE G.

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

ZOOM! POW! LOOK OUT!

HYAH! [ HISSES ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

JESSICA, HONEY, ARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?

UM, I'M JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART, MOM.

NOW, JESSICA, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

COME ON, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON.

AW, BUT --

NO BUTS.

[ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ] COMIC BOOKS!

HONEY, YOU NEED TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.

FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK,

AND THENYOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD WITH YOUR SUPERHEROES.

BUT, MOM!

NOW, SWEETIE, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BUTS?

EH. [ SCOFFS ] NONE OF THEM.

BUT -- UNH-UNH-UNH!

UGH! I MEAN...

[ DING! ] [English accent] DEAR MOTHER...

JUST FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK, SWEETIE.

TRUST ME, YOU'VE GOT IT EASY.

[ Normal voice ] EASY? YEAH.

ONLY IN THIS EQUATION,

EASY EQUALS DRUDGERY MULTIPLIED BY BORING.

[ MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] BUT IF I WERE A SUPERHERO,

THEN MY LIFE WOULD BE AMAZING!

INSTEAD OF ALL WORK AND NO PLAY,

IT WOULD BE ALL PLAY ALL DAY!

[ SLINK! SLINK! ]

[ SLUMP! ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SOBS ] WHO AM I KIDDING?

I'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER -- WORKING!

[ SOBBING ]

GOOD...

...MORNING.

[ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPA, IS THAT YOU?

PROBABLY. SO WHAT SEEMS TO BE... [ RV BEEPING ]

MAN, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING

KEEPING ME FROM WHAT I WANT TO DO.

Psst! NO, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT.

SHEESH.

FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.

YEAH! WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT WE WANT...

YEAH! ...WHEN WE WANT TO DO IT!

YEAH!

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO OUR MATH HOMEWORK!

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] NO, YOU GOT TO DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK.

[ SCOFFS ] BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA,

MATH HOMEWORK IS SO, SO...

[ SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS ] [Raspy] DIABOLICALLY LABORIOUS.

NO BUTS. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.

DOESN'T YOUR MOTHER SOUND LIKE THIS?

[ As Mom ] NO BUTS.

[ SCOFFS ] I BET SUPERHEROES

DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF THING.

[ PLOOP! ] SUPERHEROES!

YEAH. I WISH I WERE A SUPERHERO

INSTEAD OF A HOMEWORK SLAVE.

WAIT RIGHT HERE.

[ SCOFFS ] WHERE WOULD I GO.

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GRUNTS ] WHAT?!

HOW IS THIS GONNA HELP ME FINISH MY HOMEWORK, UNCLE GRANDPA?

NO, NO TIME FOR THAT.

WE NEED TO TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO

WITH THIS SUPERHERO FORMULA.

[ GASPS ] A SUPERHERO?

BUT YOU SAID -- NO BUTS.

WE NEED THAT FORMULA NOW!

[ GRUNTS ] [ CLATTER! ]

HEY, FRANKENSTEIN, YOU GOT THE FORMULA?

[ GRUNTING ]

THANKS, BUDDY.

ALL RIGHT, JESSICA.

[ Muffled ] WHAT DO YOU WANT YOUR SUPERHERO NAME TO BE?

[ UPBEAT MARCH PLAYS ] MY SUPERHERO NAME?

GOSH, I-I NEVER THOUGHT I'D ACTUALLY NEED ONE.

THIS IS A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY.

UH-HUH. [ PLOP! ]

HMM... MY NAME IS JESSICA,

BUT THAT ISN'T VERY MAJESTIC.

MAJESTICO! [ GRUNTS ]

HOW DO YOU FEEL? UH, I DON'T FEEL ANY DIFFERENT.

[ MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GROANS ]

UNCLE GRANDPA... WHAT HAPPENED?

UM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN FLY.

WHA-- WH-- AAH! AAH!

PLUS AWESOME NEW LONG JOHNS.

HUH? OH, WOW! LOOK AT ME!

I'M A REAL-LIFE SUPERHERO.

TIME TO DO SUPER THINGS!

MAJESTICO, WAIT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS

WITHOUT A SIDEKICK.

HUH? BELLY BAG, HELP A BROTHER OUT.

ONE SIDE OF KICK, COMING RIGHT UP!

[ WHURP! ]

MY SIDEKICK IS A PHONE BOOTH?

NO. [ GRUNTS ]

[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Deep voice ] DON'T WORRY, LOIS!

I'LL SAVE YOU!

[ RUMBLING ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

[ GASPS ] THE MAJESTIPHONE!

TALK TO ME.

MM-HMM. YEP. ROGER THAT.

ON MY WAY.

LET'S ROLL.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

Man: [ In distance ] HELP ME!

WAIT A SECOND! HELP ME!

A MAN SCREAMING FOR HELP!

UNCLE GRANDPA BOY? SHH!

I'M CHANGING INTO MY SECRET DISGUISE.

BUT, UNCLE GRANDPA BOY,

Y-YOU ALREADY CHANGED, REMEMBER?

OH, YEAH. THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

TIME TO SAVE THE DAY.

HELP ME! PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME!

OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN, SIR!

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY!

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

I-I WAS TRYING TO PARALLEL PARK,

AND, WELL, BEFORE I KNEW IT, I ENDED UP IN THIS TREE!

I CAN'T GET DOWN! [ SPECTATORS MURMURING ]

PLEASE HELP ME!

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT SHOULD I DO? I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE THE ONE READING COMIC BOOKS ALL THE TIME.

JUST USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS TO GET HIM DOWN.

IT'S WAYEASIER THAN MATH HOMEWORK.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

OKAY, FOLKS. EVERYONE BACK UP, BACK UP.

GIVE THIS MAN SOME AIR.

NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE LIFT,

AND DOWN YOU GO, BACK SAFELY TO THE GROUND.

HUH? I'M ALIVE.

I MADE IT! I'M ALIVE!

SHE SAVED MY LIFE!

Woman: OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

WHAT DO YOU CALL YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY?

[ CROWD CHEERING ] MAJESTICO!

AND I'M HER FAITHFUL SIDEKICK, UNCLE GRANDPA BOY.

Man: [ In distance ] HELP! HELP ME!

NO TIME TO BASK IN OUR GLORY.

SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER PERSON NEEDS OUR HELP, MAJESTICO.

Jessica: FAREWELL, LOYAL CITIZENS.

I HAVE ANOTHER PERSON TO SAVE.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

HELP! THOSE DARN STATE-BUDGET CUTS!

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE REPLACED THE BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!

BLASTED! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPA BOY!

DOWN THERE! A RUNAWAY TRAIN!

AND IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE STATION!

IF IT DOESN'T SLOW DOWN,

IT'S PROBABLY GONNA CRASH

AND HORRIBLY INJURE A LOT OF PEOPLE!

OH, NO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS THAT LITTLE THINGAMABOO,

UH, THAT SWITCHES THE TRACKS.

GREAT THINKING, UNCLE GRANDPA BOY!

[ CHUCKLES ] THIS SHOULD BE EASY. YEAH.

AND... [ CREAK! ]

SWEET. [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ]

NOW WE JUST SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THOSE PEOPLE

TO CONGRATULATE US FOR SAVING THAT TRAIN.

COOL.

WAIT A SECOND.

UNCLE GRANDPA BOY!

NOW IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THAT TNT FACTORY!

OH.

OH, NO. NO!

NOT THE TNT FACTORY!

OH, NO!

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE NEVER TAKEN THE TRAIN

TO SAVE MONEY ON MY COMMUTE.

MAJESTICO WILL SAVE YOU!

[ WHOOSH! ]

170, 171, 172, 173.

CHECK OUT THIS SUPERPOWER -- 178 BOUNCES SO FAR.

PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

HUH?!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS.

RIGHT BEHIND YOU, MAJESTICO. HUH? WHAT THE...

SIR, DON'T WORRY.

I'M A SUPERHERO HERE TO SAVE YOU.

WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA BE FIREWORKS ANY MINUTE NOW!

OHH, I JUST GOT TO FIND SOMETHING TO --

HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOING?

UNCLE GRANDPA BOY, GET OFF THAT HORSE

AND HELP ME STOP THIS TRAIN!

OKAY.

[ HORSE WHINNIES ] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.

Man: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

UNCLE GRANDPA BOY, [STAMMERS] WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

WELL, MY LAST IDEA DIDN'T WORK.

GUESS IT'S YOUR TURN.

[ GROANS ] OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS?

[ GRUNTING ] [ SQUEAK! ]

UH, JESS, THE BUTTER FROM YOUR FEET

IS MAKING THE TRACK SLICKER

AND THEREBY MAKING THE TRAIN GO FASTER.

WHY DO I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FEET?!

IT'S ONE OF THE SUPERPOWERS I GAVE YOU.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

ANYWAY, WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH SOON,

SO YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING.

AAH!

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ]

MAYBE THIS'LL HELP --

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR... [ GRUNTING ]

[ Straining ] NOT NOW, UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ GASPS ]

21, 22, 23...

[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ GASPS ] SHE DID IT! WE'RE SAVED!

I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY JOB!

[ GROANS ] MY HANDS.

AH, YEAH!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAND BRAKE.

Man: [ In distance ] HELP! HELP!

OH, BOY! YOU HEAR THAT?

SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS OUR HELP! LET'S GO!

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ Weakly ] UGH. UNCLE GRANDPA BOY,

DO YOU THINK WE COULD TAKE A BREAK FOR A SECOND?

I'M SUPER-TIRED. NO TIME FOR BREAKS

WHEN YOU HAVE THE WORLD TO SAVE.

[ HISS! PLOP! ] SMOKE.

AND WHERE THERE'S SMOKE,

THERE'S... SCREAMING PEOPLE.

HELP!

DON'T LET ME BURN IN HERE!

'CAUSE I'M ALREADY COOKED TO PERFECTION.

I KNOW JUST THE THING

TO PUT OUT THIS TROUBLESOME BUILDING FIRE --

A LITTLE SQUIRT FROM THIS BAD BOY.

UNCLE GRANDPA BOY, NO!

SHH! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

[ FOOSH! ]

THAT'S GASOLINE!

[ HORN BLARES ]

OH, WELL, SO MUCH FOR THAT.

YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ GUST! ]

[ FOOSH! ]

YOU JUST MULTIPLIED THE PROBLEM.

NOW THERE'S, LIKE, MORE THAN ONE BUILDING ON FIRE

AND EVEN MORE PEOPLE SCREAMING FOR HELP.

HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

BUT I KNOW JUST WHAT THEY NEED...

HOT-DOG VISION.

HELP!

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]

HOT-DOG VISION?

HOW DID THATHELP?

IT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP.

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

SEE? ALL BETTER. OKAY, LISTEN,

JUST GO GET SOME WATER TO PUT OUT THOSE FIRES.

I GOT TO GET THOSE PEOPLE DOWN FROM THE BUILDINGS.

[ GULP! ] OKAY.

[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

Man: THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

OKAY, EVERYONE JUST KEEP CALM.

MY SIDEKICK WILL BE BACK WITH WATER TO PUT OUT THE FIRES,

AND WE'LL GET THIS ALL CLEANED UP.

I GOT IT!

A CUPOF WATER? ONLY THE FINEST.

I HAD TO BUST THAT DAM TO GET TO THE RESERVOIR.

UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BUST THE DAM"?

THE ONE THAT HOLDS BACK ALL THE WATER

AND PREVENTS MASSIVE FLOODING OF THE CITY. SEE?

[ Mechanically ] GREAT CIRCUITS,

THERE'S A MASSIVE LEAK IN THE DAM,

AND IT'S GUSHING THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF WATER PER SECOND.

UH-OH. [ BEEPING ]

IT'S GONNA FLOOD THE WHOLE TOWN. [ PATTER! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

HOLY GUACAMOLE! THE DAM'S OUT!

[ THUD! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

MAJESTICO, YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING

ABOUT ALL THIS WATER

THAT'S GONNA RAIN DOWN ON THESE PEOPLE.

[ GRUNTS ]

ON MY WAY.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ SPLASH! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

SHE DID IT! HURRAY!

SHE SAVED US FROM THE FIRE

AND THIS TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR OF RESERVOIR WATER!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

YOU LOOK TIRED, MAJESTICO.

LUCKY FOR YOU I HAVE JUST THE PICK-ME-UP YOU NEED --

HOT-DOG VISION. AW. [ GROANS ]

[ SIGHS ] I'M EXHAUSTED.

GREAT WORK OUT THERE, MAJESTICO,

BUT OUR DAY'S NOT OVER YET.

WE STILL HAVE TO FIGHT SOME VILLAINS,

PUNCH SOME BAD GUYS,

SAVE SOME OLD LADIES FROM RABID ELEPHANTS,

AND MORE EXCITING SUPERHERO TASKS.

UH, I DON'T KNOW, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I'M KIND OF OVER BEING A SUPERHERO.

CAN YOU JUST SWITCH ME BACK TO A NORMAL GIRL?

BUT, MAJESTICO, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE UP

YOUR AWESOME SUPERPOWERS AND SWEET SUPERHERO PHYSIQUE?

UH, SUPERPOWERS ARE COOL, I GUESS,

BUT IT'S JUST A LOT OF WORK SAVING THE DAY ALL THE TIME.

OH, OKAY.

I GUESS WE'RE DONE PLAYING THEN.

DARN, I'M GONNA MISS MY HOT-DOG VISION.

BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, I TOTALLY GET IT.

CAN'T EXPECT EVERYONE TO LIKE HOT DOGS

SHOOTIN' OUT OF YOUR EYE SOCKETS.

WELL, JUST A LITTLE PAT-PAT AND SPIN-SPIN

BEFORE DIN-DIN AND YOU'RE ALL BACK TO NORMAL.

OH! THANK GOODNESS!

YOU KNOW, UNCLE GRANDPA,

I THINK I'LL LEAVE THE SUPERHERO STUFF TO MY COMICS

AND GET BACK TO MY NORMAL-GIRL MATH HOMEWORK.

AFTER ALL, [CHUCKLES]

IT'S PROBABLY EASIER THAN SAVING THE ENTIRE WORLD

FROM A LIFE-THREATENING MONSTER OR SOMETHING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HUH?

WHAT THE...

UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I HAVE NO IDEA,

BUT THAT'S ONE SERIOUS MATH PROBLEM!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

FINALLY, I AM ALIVE,

AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME, MATH HOMEWORK MAN,

FROM RULING THE UNIVERSE!

UH... UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?

I THINK YOUR REMNANT SUPERHERO DUST

LANDED ON YOUR MATH HOMEWORK

AND IT WOKE A CRAZY MATH HOMEWORK MAN MONSTER PERSON

THAT IS HECK-BENT ON RULING THE UNIVERSE

AND MAKING OUR LIVES MISERABLE!

AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU,

IRRESPONSIBLE "TOO LAZY TO FINISH HER HOMEWORK GIRL."

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] SHE HAS A NAME, YOU KNOW!

COME ON, JESSICA. WE HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM.

OH, NO! HE'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THAT TALL HILL!

WE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT MAD MATH MAN

BEFORE HE DESTROYS THE SOVEREIGNTY OF OUR NATION.

[ HISS! ]

COME ON, JESS. I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

HEY, FRANKENSTEIN, SAFETY SKULL PROTECTOR HELMETS.

Frankenstein: [ GROANS ]

LET'S ROLL.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

OKAY, LISTEN UP, MATH MAN,

HAND OVER THE SUPERPOWERS AND SURRENDER

SO WE CAN END THIS EPISODE ALREADY.

FAT CHANCE, OLD MAN!

BUT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

HOW ABOUT MULTIPLICATION? [ ZAP! ]

THREE TIMES ONE EQUALS THREE TIMES THE SUN.

OOH, CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?

DANG. HE'S GOOD.

DIDN'T YOU KNOW?

THE UNIVERSE OWES EVERYTHING TO MATH!

HOW ABOUT ANOTHER LESSON IN SUBTRACTION?

THE EARTH MINUS THE OZONE LAYER EQUALS UNBEARABLE PAIN.

ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

DANG! UNCLE GRANDPA, IT BURNS! CUT IT OUT!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? DIVISION!

Both: OH, NO! I'M HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE.

[ GASPS ] UNCLE GRANDPA?

YOU MONSTER! YOU STOP IT!

AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, LOSER?

OH, YEAH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

Uncle Grandpa: WHAT YOU SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO.

YOU HAVE TO FINISH HIM.

Uncle Grandpa #2: FINISH YOUR MATH HOMEWORK!

Uncle Grandpa: HERE, TAKE THIS, AND GET TO WORK.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FINISH ME,

NOT IF YOU CAN'T SOLVE

THESE SEEMINGLY DIFFICULT ALGEBRA PROBLEMS.

Uncle Grandpa: COME ON, JESS! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Uncle Grandpa #2: ME TOO.

ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 3X IS 15.

15 DIVIDED BY...5!

AAH!

HA! LUCKY GUESS.

BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] UH, OKAY. UH, 4X MINUS 5, 7.

OKAY, MY DEAR AUNT SALLY.

CANCEL OUT THAT,

AND THE ANSWER IS 4.

AAH! CORRECT AGAIN!

[ ZAP! ] VERY GOOD, YOUNG LADY.

BUT THOSE WERE CHILD'S PLAY.

TRY GETTING OUT OF THISEQUATION!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

OH, NO. THAT'S A TOUGHIE. SHOOT.

YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MADE IT THIS FAR.

YEAH, JESS, YOU GOT THIS ONE.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

IT'S NEGATIVE-1! [ GASPS ]

AAH! [ ZAP! ]

[ ZAP! ZAP! ]

[ WHIR! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

HA HA! I DID IT!

I FINISHED MY MATH HOMEWORK

AND STOPPED THE MAD MATH MONSTER MAN.

THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!

YEAH! WAY TO GO, JESS! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

WAIT. WHY IS EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL,

BUT YOU'RE STILL SPLIT IN TWO?

[ SLINK! SLINK! ]

Both: SOME QUESTIONS ARE BEST LEFT UNANSWERED.

UH...OKAY.

[ FILM PROJECTOR RUNNING ]

OH, MAN! NOW, THATWAS A MOVIE!

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT EVERYBODY THOUGHT.

LOOKS LIKE THEY WENT HOME BEFORE IT WAS EVEN OVER.

Belly Bag: WELL, THAT'S DISAPPOINTING.

DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

THE PEOPLE OF PLANET ZORBATRANG ARE GONNA LOVE THIS MOVIE.

WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT.

HAPPY THURSDAY!

Narrator: "NEW EXPERIENCES WITH BEARY NICE..."

THAT'S ME.

"...AND HOT DOG PERSON."

THAT'S ME.

SO, HOT DOG PERSON...

YES, BEARY?

ARE YOU EXCITED TO WEAR SOCKS FOR THE "BEARY" FIRST TIME?

I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO WEAR SOCKS, BEARY.

DON'T BE SILLY, HOT DOG PERSON.

SOCKS ARE FUN.

[ GIGGLES ]

OHH.

OH, MY.

TAKE A LOOK-SEE DOODLY-DOODLE!

THERE WE ARE. OOH!

THOSE LOOK PRETTY NICE, ACTUALLY.

THESE ARE MY SOCKS

BECAUSE THEY'RE SMALL AND FUZZY LIKE ME.

YOUR SOCK IS OVER THERE.

OHHHH.

[ GIGGLES ]

MY FEET FEEL ALL TICKLY.

AND, LOOK, I CAN SLIDE ON THE FLOOR.

[ GRUNTING ]

OH, MY GOODNESS!

WHAT'S WRONG, HOT DOG PERSON?

OH, BEARY, I CAN'T PUT ON MY SOCK.

[ GRUNTING ]

SEE?

OH, YOU SILLY WRETCHED WIENER.

I CAN HELP YOU.

GEE, BERRY, THAT'S --

THERE YOU GO. AAH!

WHEE!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ QUAVERING SCREAMING ]

WHEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ HORNS BLARING ] [ GRUNTING, GROANING ]

TRA-LA, TRA-LA-LA

[ HORNS BLARING ]

[ GROANS ]

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ SQUISH! ]

HUH?

HUH? WHAT THE...

THAT'S NOT MY SOCK!

[ GASPS ]

UGH! DISGUSTING!

[ SQUISH! ] [ MUFFLED GROANING ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

OOH. WHA--

[ SCREAMS ]

[ BUBBLE! ] [ MUFFLED SCREAM ]

OH!

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

AHH!

[ SIGHS, GROANS ]

OHH!

[ HUMMING HAPPILY ]

SOCKS ARE QUITE WONDERFUL.

WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO, HOT DOG PERSON?

NO.

[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.