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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ EAGLE SHRIEKS ]

BOY, OH BOY, I LOVE THE FOOD COURT.

SO MUCH CULTURE UNDER ONE ROOF.

WHY-A DOES-A NOBODY WANNA EAT-A MY CHUNDS?

OH, MY GOODNESS.

JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS CULTURE.

[ TINK! ]

WE GOT EVERYTHING.

YOU GOT EVERYTHING,

BUT YOU COULDN'T GET ME A SALAD, OR EVEN SOME CHUNDS?

SORRY, MR. GUS, BUT WE'VE FINALLY REACHED

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

[ CREAK! CREAK! ]

[ TRUMPET PLAYS, TRIANGLE DINGS ]

IT'S THE TROLL HOLE FILLER CLUB SANDWICH SPECIAL.

[ GASPS ]

JUST NEED TO REMOVE THIS TINY SWORD. HUH?!

[ GROANING, STRETCHING ] CAN'T PULL OUT THE SWORD!

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] AW, GEEZ!

I CAN'T EAT THIS SANDWICH WITH A SWORD IN IT.

RELAX, UNCLE G. I'LL DO IT.

OH, PIZZA STEVE, YOU'RE THE STRONGEST GUY I KNOW.

HUP! AHH!

HOLD ONTO YOUR BABIES, LADIES,

'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE IS ABOUT TO COMPLETE A SIMPLE TASK.

[ GROANING ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]

IT CAN'T BE DONE.

OH, SAY IT AIN'T SO!

I GUESS NO SANDWICH FOR ME.

[ SOBS ]

STOP IT WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS.

[ POP! ]

[ GASPING ] WHAT DID I DO?

"WHAT DID I DO?" HE SAYS. LET ME TELL YOU.

[ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

TWAS SAIDETH LONGETH AGO-ETH

THAT HE-ETH WHO-ETH MIGHT-ETH PULL-ETH THE SWORDY-WARD

FROM THE STONEY-WONE... [ POP! ]

...SHALL BE KING OF THE FOOD COURT.

Y'ALL MEAN LIKE KING ARTHUR?

YES. THIS IS FOOLISHNESS.

TYPICAL MR. GUS.

DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A KING.

STOP BOWING!

WHATEVER YOU WISH...

MY LIEGE. [ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS, STOPS ]

JUST STOP IT. I'M GONNA GO GET A REFILL.

KING, KING!

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO GET THAT FOR YOU, KING GUS.

THANKS, UNCLE G, BUT I CAN MANAGE ON MY OWN.

NONSENSE!

A KING NEVER DOES THINGS FOR HIMSELF

LIKE THE UNCLEAN COMMON FOLK.

THAT'S MY JOB.

FROM NOW ON, YOU GET SPECIAL PRIVILEGES.

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN DO THINGS LIKE DECIDE WHERE TO EAT?

MOST CERTAINLY, MY LORD.

AND I'LL MAKE SURE ALL YOUR KINGLY DEMANDS ARE MET,

FOR I AM THE KING'S HAND,

YOUR BARBARIAN SLAVE.

WELL, IF BEING KING MEANS I'LL GET SOME RESPECT,

THEN I GUESS I'M OKAY WITH IT.

[ TRUMPET PLAYS ] HUH?

THAT'S YOUR ROUND TABLE, MY LIEGE.

[ GROANS ] [ ZIP! ZOOM! ]

AND WHAT SHALL THY DESIRE NOW?

HMM, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT DELICIOUS ICE CREAM.

[ WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ AX SCRAPING ]

BUT...

NOW, OPEN UP THAT SWEET, SWEET MOUTH.

[ SLURP! ] MMM, YUM.

THAT'S A SPICY ICY.

[ Sarcastically ] I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MYICE CREAM.

YOU BETTER WATCH IT, PEASANT STEVE.

YOU DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOUR KING.

IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN A WOOD-FIRE PIZZA OVEN

BEFORE I CALL YOU THAT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE NO KING OF MINE!

[ GASPS ] BANISHED!

BUT, MY LORD, I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.

THE KING HAS SPOKEN,

AND I HEREBY BANISH PIZZA STEVE FROM MY KINGDOM.

KING'S HAND, GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU CAN'T BANISH ME. UNCLE G WOULDN'T HAVE IT.

I'M SORRY, PEASANT STEVE.

AAH! WHA-WHAT'S GOING ON?

NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

[ SCREAMS ] STOP! PLEASE!

THIS IS WHAT A GOOD KING WOULD DO, RIGHT?

WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN.

YEAH, WHATEVER I SAY.

I HAVE MY RIGHTS!

I'M SORRY, PIZZA STEVE.

[ SCREAMS ]

BUT I SERVE THE KING NOW. [ SOBS ]

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY?!

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

YOU SERVE YOUR KING WELL.

WILL MY LORD BE NEEDING ANYTHING ELSE?

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, BRING ME

A NICE, HOT PLATE OF THOSE MOUTH-WATERING CHUNDS.

[ SQUISH! ]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

KING GUS REQUIRES YOUR CHUNDS.

I WOULD LOVE-A TO GIVE-A THE KING-A MY CHUNDS.

BUT-A MY CHUNDS -- SHE'S-A CLOSED-A FOR GOOD!

-A-BOOHOO! -NO CHUNDS!

NO CHUNDS?!

[ GROWLS ] THEN HE'S BANISHED!

GOT IT! YOU HEARD HIM, CHUNDSY.

KING'S ORDERS.

[ GRUNTING ]

A KING NEEDS HIS CHUNDS.

YOU DARE DO THAT IN MY KINGDOM?!

BANISHED!

JUST FOR SPILLING SODA? OKAY.

[ GRUNTING ]

YOU HEARD THE KING, WEIRDOS.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

THAT GUY JUST LOOKED AT ME! BANISHED!

ISN'T THAT A LITTLE HARSH, YOUR FANCINESS?

-BANISHED! -OF COURSE, MY KING.

[ GRUNTING ]

THAT THING IS TOO YELLOW! BANISHED!

[ GRUNTS ] WHERE?!

BUT THAT'S A "WET FLOOR" SIGN, MY LORD?

BANISH THEM ALL. BANISH THE UNHOLY!

[ GRUNTS, PANTS ]

[ POP! ] PIZZA STEVE!

UNCLE G, HELP ME!

SORRY, PIZZA STEVE, THE KING HAS GONE MAD,

AND I'M AN EXTENSION OF HIS MADNESS.

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ORDERED THAT SANDWICH!

DOESN'T MATTER NOW. GUS IS KING.

HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE.

IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF HIS REIGN,

ONLY YOU SPOKE UP AGAINST HIM.

AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME --

SHACKLED AWAY LIKE A FREAK IN A CAGE!

THIS MAY GO AGAINST THE OATH I'VE SWORN TO,

BUT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!

FAREWELL.

[ SMOOCHES, BLOWS KISS ]

MY TRUE KING.

[ GASPS ] PIZZA STEVE IS BACK!

WILL MY LORD BE NEEDING ANYTHING ELSE?

DID YOU BANISH THE CUSTODIAN? HIS SHIRT WAS UNTUCKED.

-YES, MY LORD. -AND THE FALAFEL HUT GUY?

HIS ACCENT WAS TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

-BANISHED, AS WELL. -GOOD, GOOD.

YOU UNDERSTAND THEY HAD TO BE BANISHED.

THEY BETRAYED THEIR KING!

THEY HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE, ALL OF THEM!

EXCEPT YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT, THE ONLY ONE I CAN TRUST.

YOU WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME.

[ GULPS ] NEVER, MY LORD.

WAIT. WHY'D YOU HESITATE?

[ GULPS ] I DIDN'T.

YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN!

Y-Y-YOU'RE HURTING ME.

THAT'S BECAUSE PAIN IS ALL THERE IS!

-HEY! -HUH?!

DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?

'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO DELIVER A SLICE

WITH EXTRA VENGEANCE!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BANISHED?!

AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART.

NOW PREPARE TO BE DETHRONED!

[ GRUNTS ] HA!

MY HERO.

WHOA! STEADY.

AAH! [ SCREAMS ]

OOH! OH, MY ANKLE!

OKAY, TIME-OUT!

OH!

[ GRUNTING ] I MIGHT'VE SPRAINED IT.

AAH! OH, NO.

OH, IT'S SWELLING UP.

I DID NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!

PATHETIC.

KING'S HAND, BANISH THIS FOOL.

UH, I CAN'T, MY LORD.

WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY YOUR KING!

I'M SORRY, BUT IF BEING THE KING'S HAND

MEANS BANISHING MY FRIENDS,

I WOULD HAVE NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THE JOB.

I AM HEREBY THROUGH HURTING ANYONE ANYMORE.

FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

WAIT! I WAS ONLY KIDDING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE THE KING!

I'M GONNA BANISH YOU FOR GOOD!

[ SHUDDERING ]

GASPY McGASPERSON!

WHY ISN'T THERE A "WET FLOOR" SIGN OVER THIS SPILLAGE?

OH, DOESN'T MATTER.

I'M STILL GONNA FINISH THE JO-- OW!

[ GASPS ] THE TRUE KING!

TAKE ME, LORD. I AM YOUR SLAVE.

OH, YEAH, BOY!

SWEET POETIC JUSTICE.

[ SHUDDERS ] GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

HAVING ALL THAT POWER REALLY GOT TO MY HEAD.

I'M SORRY FOR ACTING LIKE SUCH A FOOL.

MR. GUS, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE

WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A KING.

A TRUE KING RULES WITH HIS HEART,

NOT WITH AN IRON FIST.

I DECLARE THIS DAY FORWARD, PIZZA STEVE SHALL BE

THE GREATEST KING THIS FOOD COURT HAS EVER BESTOWED!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

KEEP IT MOVING, CHUNDSY!

NOW, THIS IS WHAT A GOOD KING WOULD DO, RIGHT?

WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SCREAMS ]

SPORTS!

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHAT SHOULD WE DO TODAY, SALVADOR?

WHAT WE ALWAYS DO, RICK --

Prank call.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ CHUCKLING ] I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL.

[ DIALING ]

OOH, IT'S RINGING!

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] HELLO?

-Quiet, quiet. -OH!

UH, IS -- IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR COLD?

I BELIEVE MOST REFRIGERATORS ARE COLD.

THEN YOU BETTER GO GET IT! [ FARTS ]

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

A PRANK CALL, HUH?

I WASGOING TO HAVE A ROMANTIC EVENING IN

WITH PAMELA PADDLEPOT. [ CHATTERING ]

I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS, PAMELA.

But instead...

I'M GONNA TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU PUNKS A LESSON!

[ Dial tone ] HE HUNG UP!

[ BOTH SCREAM ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

Together: HELLO?

SO YOU LIKE PRANK CALLS?! DO YA?!

LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THESE PRANK CALLS!

Hey, guys, people who say, "What," get slimed.

WHAT?

[ LAUGHS ]

Hey, dingle dorf. WHAT?

Enjoy your slime!

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

HELLO?

-SALVADOR BEASTOID? -YES?

YOU'RE OUR BIG WINNER!

[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOSH!

WHAT DO I WIN?!

UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ POP! CREAK! WHIP! ]

BABALOUIE, BABALOUIE! [ EXPLOSION ]

Rick, Rick! Are you there, Rick?

IT'S FOR YOU.

Don't you want to know what you've won?

UH, I GUESS.

IT'S DEMONS. [ DEMONS GROWL ]

[ Screams ]

Yeehaw, partner!

I'M A COWBOY NOW!

MAGIC SPELL.

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

[ BOTH SOBBING ] Is your refrigerator running?

Together: [ Sobbing ] YEAH?

WELL, THEN, YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT.

[ FARTS ] [ BOTH SOBBING ]

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M JUST PLAYING WITH THE BEASTOID BROTHERS.

THEY'RE TOO FUNNY. [ FARTS ]

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.