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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ CRUNCH! ] [ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

NOM, NOM, NOM. NOM, NOM, NOM.

ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT?

NOM, NOM, NOM. GET WHAT?

THE PHONE.

I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW.

NOM, NOM, NOM.

[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

HELLO?

YEP. HANG ON.

IT'S FOR YOU.

HUH? THE PHONE.

[ GROANS ] HELLO?

HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

IT'S YOUR OLD PAL THE EASTER BUNNY.

OH, HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE CABLE COMPANY.

THEY'RE DRIVING THE EASTER BUNNY CRAZY OVER HERE!

OH, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE GUYS.

AFTER BEING ON A WAITING LIST FOR OVER SEVEN MONTHS,

THEY FINALLY CALL AND SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT

TO FIX THE EASTER BUNNY'S CABLE.

NOW GUESS WHAT DAY THEY PICKED TO COME BY.

WHICH ONE? EASTER SUNDAY!

AW, GEEZ, LOUISE!

AND HERE'S THE KICKER --

THEY GIVE THEMSELVES AN EIGHT-HOUR WINDOW TO SHOW UP!

ON EASTER! UNBELIEVABLE.

HOW'S THE EASTER BUNNY SUPPOSED TO MAKE EASTER HAPPEN

IF HE'S STUCK AT HOME ALL DAY WAITING FOR THAT CABLE GUY?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW. UH...

I'LL TELL YOU. THERE'S NO WAY THE EASTER BUNNY

IS GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK

WITHOUT PREMIUM SPORTS CHANNELS.

UNCLE GRANDPA, I NEED TO ASK YOU A BIG FAVOR.

WILL YOU FILL IN FOR ME TOMORROW MORNING?

OKAY.

HA HA HA!

UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!

WHY DON'T YOU SWING BY TONIGHT? AND I'LL GET YOU ALL SET UP.

'KAY, SOUNDS GOOD!

THANKS AGAIN FOR DOING THIS FOR ME, UNCLE GRANDPA.

THE EASTER BUNNY OWES YOU ONE.

HERE, HAVE A CHOCOLATE BUNNY.

THANKS! [ MUNCHING ]

ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE GOODS.

THE TRAILER IS PACKED WITH 1,000 EASTER EGG CRATES

JUST LIKE THIS ONE.

EACH ONE OF THESE EGGS HAS A CHOCOLATE BUNNY INSIDE.

NOW, WE'RE TALKING ENOUGH EASTER FUN

FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET.

IT TOOK ME 11 MONTHS TO MAKE ALL THIS STUFF.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

ANYWAY, DELIVERING IT ALL SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU

ON ACCOUNT OF YOU KNOWING

WHERE ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD LIVE.

THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT THIS JOB IS GETTING UP EARLY.

YOU GOT TO BE UP BY 4:00 TO MAKE GOOD TIME.

LISTEN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL HAVE EASTER UNDER CONTROL.

UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU'RE THE TOPS!

[ SLURPS, GULPS ]

[ MUNCHING ]

[ GULPS ] Y'ALL READY TO ROLL?

OH, YEAH. TOTALLY.

NOW, LET'S SEE, HERE.

FIRST STOP, SWEDEN!

HEEEOOH!

[ CLINK! ]

UH...YOU JUST RELEASED THE TRAILER.

WAIT, WHAT?!

WE GOT TO CATCH THAT TRAILER QUICK!

[ PANTING ]

UH-OH.

[ WHOOSH! SPLASH! ]

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

WAIT FOR THE TRAILER TO POP BACK UP.

[ SPLASH! ] SEE? WE'RE STILL GOOD.

NOT ANYMORE.

WELL, THEN, IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B," MR. GUS.

WHAT'S PLAN "B"?

SPACE.

[ BEEP! ]

Uncle Grandpa: ♪ SPACE, SPACE, GO TO SPACE ♪

♪ SPACE, SPACE, SPACE IS A GOOD, GOOD PLACE ♪

♪ SPACE, SPACE-SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPAAACE ♪

HEY, WHERE WE HEADING, BROS?

SPACE. SA-WEET!

[ CLANK! ]

[ THUD! ]

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] AHH.

NOTHING LIKE FRESH SPACE AIR.

[ SNIFFING ]

THIS WAY.

[ SNIFFING ]

ARE YOU GONNA TELL US WHAT WE'RE DOING SNIFFING AROUND

ON A FOREIGN PLANET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY?

[ SNIFFS DEEPLY ] AHHHH.

BOYS, WELCOME TO THE EASTER EGG PLANET.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

NOTHING BUT BIG, BEAUTIFUL EASTER EGGS

AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. [ CRACK! ]

ALREADY COLORED AND GOOD TO GO.

[ SMOOCHES ]

I'M IMPRESSED, UNCLE GRANDPA.

BUT LET ME GUESS -- ONCE WE DELIVER THESE THINGS,

THEY'RE GONNA HATCH CREEPY ALIEN MONSTER BABIES

THAT WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH

AND DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY.

MR. GUS, I AM INSULTED.

I WOULD NEVER, EVER TERRORIZE THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD

WITH ALIEN MONSTERS.

SEE? NOTHING BUT A CANDY BUNNY INSIDE.

GO AHEAD. TAKE A BITE.

MMM! PRETTY GOOD.

PREMIUM SPACE CHOCOLATE, MR. GUS.

ONLY THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

WE GOT TO COLLECT 6 BILLION OF THESE EGGS

AND PUT THEM ALL IN THAT GIANT,

CONVENIENTLY-PLACED EASTER BASKET OVER THERE.

SO WE BETTER GET STARTED.

ONE.

TWO.

THREE.

OOPS!

ONE.

TWO. UNCLE GRANDPA!

MAYBE I CAN HELP! OKAY.

BUT, REMEMBER, PICK THEM UP ONE AT A TIME AND --

[ WHIRRING ]

[ CLICK! WHOOSH! SCREECH! WHOOSH! ]

WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT.

WELL, WE HAD A FEW HICCUPS, BUT EASTER IS BACK ON SCHEDULE.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

OH, NO! SPACE TRAFFIC!

[ HORNS HONKING ] WE COULD BE STUCK HERE ALL DAY!

NOT GOOD.

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING WE ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS LEFT

TO DELIVER THE EGGS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE SHORTCUT.

Mr. Gus: WAIT!

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

THAT'S THE RADIATION MUTATION BELT,

THE MOST DANGEROUS ROAD IN THE UNIVERSE!

YEAH, BUT IT'S ALSO THE QUICKEST WAY BACK TO EARTH, MR. GUS.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED

DRIVING THROUGH THAT THING?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'VE DRIVEN THROUGH IT MILLIONS OF TIMES.

AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

BESIDES, IF WE DON'T TAKE IT, EASTER WON'T HAPPEN.

WELL, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

DESTINATION, EARTH!

[ WARBLE! ]

AAAAH! AAAAH!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

SEE, MR. GUS?

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. [ LOUD STOMPING ]

[ Echoing ] HEY, WHAT WAS THAT CRAZY TUNNEL

WE JUST DROVE THROUGH?

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, PIZZA STEVE.

ALL RIGHT, COOL. I'M GONNA GO TAKE A POWER NAP.

SEE YA, DUDES. [ LOUD STOMPING ]

HOLD THAT THOUGHT. WE GOT TO DELIVER THESE EGGS.

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ PATTER! PATTER! PATTER! ]

[ ZOOM! TINK! ]

[ THUD! ] NAAAH...GOOD MORNING.

HAPPY EASTER, UNCLE GRANDPA.

DID YOU DELIVER ALL THE EGGS?

YEP!

ALL EXCEPT ONE.

HAPPY EASTER, MR. GUS.

OH, WOW!

[ ROARS ]

AAAH! AAAH!

[ GROWLING ]

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

Man: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH BREAKING NEWS.

ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE, BILLIONS OF GIGANTIC CHOCOLATE BUNNIES

HAVE BEEN TERRORIZING CITIZENS ON THIS EASTER MORNING.

UHH, LET'S LISTEN TO SOMETHING ELSE.

[ ROARS ]

[ ZING! ]

I TOLD YOU THAT SHORTCUT WAS A BAD IDEA.

GOING THROUGH THE RADIATION MUTATION BELT

TRANSFORMED THE EGGS INTO THESE HIDEOUS CREATURES,

AND NOW EVERY KID ON EARTH HAS ONE.

I'M SORRY!

[ SCREECH! ]

IN HERE, MR. GUS! [ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

[ BOTH PANTING ]

[ BOTH GROANING ]

WATER? I'M GOOD.

WATER?

[ ROARS ]

YIKES! YIKES!

AAAH! THIS WAY!

[ ROARS ]

LET'S HIDE!

ARE YOU CRAZY?

WE'LL GET FROZEN STIFF IN THERE.

[ STRAINING ]

COME ON! OPEN UP! [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

UNCLE GRANDPA, BELLY PHONE'S FOR YOU.

HELLO? UNCLE GRANDPA, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

UH, I CAN EXPLAIN.

THE CABLE COMPANY CALLED

AND SAID THEY WON'T BE HERE FOR ANOTHER FOUR HOURS.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

THEY WOULDN'T MAKE SANTA CLAUS WAIT THAT LONG,

I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

YOU DESERVE BETTER, MR. EASTER BUNNY.

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

LET'S GET IN THERE!

[ STRAINING ] [ GROWLING ]

[ WIND HOWLING ] [ ROARS ]

BRR, BRR, BRR, BRR!

[ SHING! ]

[ SHATTER! ]

IT LOOKS LIKE THE COLD TEMPERATURE OF THE IGLOO

TURNED THE MONSTER BACK INTO A CHOCOLATE BUNNY.

[ MUNCHING ]

YOU SAID IT.

THERE'S 6 BILLION OF THESE THINGS RUNNING AROUND.

HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY FREEZE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM?

EASY. WE JUST FREEZE THE PLANET.

AND HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DO THAT?

SPACE.

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ SHING! ]

[ ROARING ]

[ SHING! SHATTER! ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ SUN SIZZLING ]

IT WORKED!

JUST ONE MORE THING.

[ SPLAT! ]

DIG IN.

ALL DONE, MR. BUNNY.

IT'S ABOUT TIME. [ SPROING! ]

I HOPE I DIDN'T MISS ANY IMPORTANT NEWS.

ANOTHER HAPPY EASTER COME AND GONE,

AND ONE WE WON'T SOON FORGET.

IN A RELATED STORY, THE EASTER BUNNY

WILL BE HELD FULLY RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE $200 BILLION OF EASTER-RELATED DAMAGES

AND WILL POSSIBLY FACE SEVERE JAIL TIME.

HELLO, CABLE COMPANY?

IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY.

I WANT TO CANCEL MY SERVICE!

[ ROARING ]

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

AND NOW, A "SLICE OF LIFE" WITH...

[ Echoing ] PIZZA STEVE!

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING DIFFERENT

ABOUT PIZZA STEVE LATELY.

DON'T BE ALARMED, BROS.

THIS IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WEIGHT ROOM 25 HOURS A DAY.

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

[ ROCK GUITAR PLAYS ]

[ THUD! ] OH, YEAH!

SO, LIKE, SHE WAS ALL, "DON'T GO THERE!"

AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT-EVER!"

DID ANY OF YOU BABES ORDER AN EXTRA-LARGE PIZZA?

[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]

TOO MUCH AWESOME!

[ STRAINING ] BUT BEING A MEGA-STAR

DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T HELP OUT MY BROS IN THE R.V.

HEY, MR. GUS, CAN YOU OPEN THIS JAR OF CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR ME?

SURE THING, UNCLE GRANDPA.

HYUGH! [ CRASH! ]

I'VE GOT THIS, UNCLE G.

[ ZAP! ]

UH...THANKS, PIZZA STEVE?

NO PROBLEM, BRO.

SPEAKING OF COOL, HOW ABOUT SKATEBOARDING

AND EATING FOUR ICE-CREAM CONES AT THE SAME TIME?

I DO IT ALL THE TIME.

OH, YEAH!

[ ROCK GUITAR PLAYS ]

[ SPLAT! ] OWWWWWW!

[ GROANING ]

TOTALLY INTENTIONAL, BROS.

[ PLOOP! PLOOP! PLOOP! ]

THIS HAS BEEN A "SLICE OF LIFE" WITH...

PIZZA STEVE!

[ PLOOP! ]