Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

♪♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CRASH! ]

SORRY, MR. GUS. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SORRY FOR, UNCLE G?

MR. KLUTZ OVER HERE SHOULDN'T BE WANDERING AROUND IN OUR ARENA.

[ CREAK! HISS! ]

THAT'S IT!

[ PANTING ]

YOU DID IT AGAIN. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

SORRY, MR. GUS. WE --

I GOT FOREIGN DIGNITARIES COMING OVER TONIGHT --

IMPORTANT PEOPLE.

AND IMPORTANT PEOPLE EXPECT AN ELEGANT EXPERIENCE.

I CAN'T HAVE THIS MONKEY BUSINESS!

I CAN'T!

NOW, I GOT TO GO OUT, PICK UP SOME SUPPLIES FOR TONIGHT!

[ GUN COCKS ]

[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]

[ CHOMP! ]

[ Thinking ] I'VE GOT TO IMPRESS THOSE FOREIGN DIGNITARIES.

THE BALLROOM HAS GOT TO BE PERFECT.

LISTEN CLOSELY -- DO NOT SET FOOT IN THE BALLROOM.

YOU SET FOOT IN THAT BALLROOM,

AND THIS IS YOU!

[ CHOMP! ]

[ FIZZLE! ]

YOU GOT THAT?!

YEAH. WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT.

JUST DON'T HURT US. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

IT'S ALL I ASK.

UM, I THINK WE'D BETTER FIND

SOMETHING SUPER CHILL TO DO, UNCLE G.

[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE, UNCLE G.

YOU KNOW, I BET EVEN MR. GUS WOULD APPROVE.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] MR. GUS?! WHERE?!

OH, NO!

IT WENT RIGHT INTO THE BALLROOM!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, PIZZA STEVE?

IF MR. GUS SEES THAT BALL,

HE'S GONNA THINK WE SET FOOT IN HERE.

MAYBE HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE.

HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT MYSELF.

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?!

IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!

I STILL DON'T SEE IT, UNCLE G.

OH, WAIT. THERE IT IS.

UNCLE G, HE'S TOTALLY GONNA SEE IT!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

[ CRYING ] THERE, THERE, PIZZA STEVE.

WE'VE JUST GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET THAT BALL

WITHOUT SETTING FOOT IN THERE.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT "SETTING HAND" IN THE BALLROOM.

OKAY, UNCLE G. IT'S TWO HANDS THATAWAY.

A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE...

BINGO!

HERE. HOLD THIS FOR A SEC.

HUH?

AAAAAAAH! COME TO PAPA.

WHOA-A-A! CAREFUL, UNCLE G.

LOOK OUT! [ SCREAMING ]

SORRY. ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT THE BALL, AND WE DIDN'T ONCE SET FOO--

WHOA-A-A! [ CREAKING ]

OH, NO! THE BALL'S GETTING AWAY!

MR. GUS IS TOTALLY GONNA SEE IT!

HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OVER THERE?!

I DON'T KNOW, BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,

OUR FEET STILL HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE FLOOR.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

HOW DID YOURFEET NOT TOUCH THE FLOOR, PIZZA STEVE?

RIDIN' THE RUBBLE BUBBLE, BRO.

THAT'S IT, PIZZA STEVE.

♪♪

THERE IT IS.

[ WHIP! WHIP! ] [ SOUR NOTE PLAYS ]

IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

IT'S JAMMED IN THE STRINGS!

WE'RE DOOMED!

[ ZIP! ] NOT ON MY WATCH.

[ ESPIONAGE MUSIC PLAYS ]

THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG.

NO, WAIT! I'M ALMOST THERE, BRO!

THERE WE GO.

NO, UNCLE G! I GOT THIS!

[ GRUNTING ]

NO, UNCLE G! THIS ONE'S ALL MINE!

[ GRUNTING ] AAH!

[ WHISTLE! ] SORRY, PIZZA STEVE.

AH! [ POP! ]

WHERE'D THE BALL GO?

IT'S ALL THE WAY UP IN THOSE CURTAINS.

AND JUST LOOK AT HOW NOTICEABLE IT IS.

[ DRAMATIC NOTES PLAYS ] AW, MAN!

WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET THAT BALL DOWN.

HMM.

[ SCREAMS ]

UNCLE G, YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR FEET, MAN!

OH, YEAH, SORRY. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

LET'S JUST KEEP THESE BAD BOYS AWAY FROM THE FLOOR.

HUH?

PIZZA STEVE HAS A GENIUS IDEA!

CHECK IT, UNCLE G.

WHEELS, BABY!

AWESOME!

[ WHIP! POP! ]

[ CRASH! ]

BALLWARD HO!

[ PIRATE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WE'RE COMING FOR YA, BIG RED!

[ LAUGHING ]

UGH! UGH!

SO, THERE SHE IS, ALL THE WAY UP THERE.

HMM.

PERHAPS WE COULD USE SOME SORT OF OBJECT TO CLIMB UP.

BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?

PIZZA STEVE, YOU DID IT AGAIN.

THIS RUSTY PIPE IS JUST THE THING.

AW, YEAH, SON!

ALL STRAPPED IN?

YOU KNOW IT.

♪♪

[ POP! WHIP! ]

[ METAL SCRAPING ]

[ WHIP! THUD! ]

SHE'S ALL YOURS, LITTLE BUDDY.

[ GRUNTING ]

IT'S TOO FAR.

OH, OKAY. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

[ GROANING ]

YEAH, THAT'S IT. NICE AND EASY.

[ PIPE CREAKING ]

ALMOST.

AAH!

WHAT THE HOO-HA HAPPENED, UNCLE G?

LOOKS LIKE WE BROKE THE R.V.'S GRAPE JUICE PIPE.

WE HAVE NO CHOICE, PIZZA STEVE.

WE HAVE TO GO IN AFTER HER.

[ SPLASH! ]

[ BOTH GASP ]

[ CREAK! CREAK! ] OVER THERE!

SHE'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE EDGE, BRO!

[ SPLASH! ]

UH!

[ RATTLES ]

NOW IT'S ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.

AND IT'S TOTALLY NOTICEABLE IN THAT BOUQUET OF RED ROSES.

[ CREAK! ] ALL RIGHT, UNCLE G, GET ME TO THE BALL!

YES, SIR.

JUST A...

...LITTLE BIT...

...CLOSER!

[ GROANS ]

HURRY, PIZZA STEVE.

SHE AIN'T GONNA HOLD MUCH LONGER.

[ CREAKING ]

[ Straining ] JUST A LITTLE MORE!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

[ SMASH! ]

[ CRASH! ]

[ FINGERS CRACKING ] AAH!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

WHOA!

[ SPLASH! ]

[ WHOOSH! THUD! ]

[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

DANG.

[ ENGINE REVS ] REMEMBER THE PLAN, UNCLE G?

YEAH. YOU DRIVE US IN,

I CUT DOWN THE CHANDELIER WITH THIS SAWFISH,

AND WE GET THE BALL. [ SAW WHIRRING ]

WHAT COULD GO WRONG? [ CHUCKLES ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] YEE-HAW!

THERE'S THE CHANDELIER, UNCLE G.

HANGING RIGHT OVER THAT GRA-A-PE JU-U-ICE SLI-I-I-CK!

AAH! AAH!

UNGH-UNGH-UNGH-UNGH-UNGH!

I'M OUT OF CONTROL! WHOA-A-A!

MEET ME AT THE CHANDELIER, PIZZA STEVE!

[ TIRES SCREECHING ] NO...PROBLEM!

AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

AAH!

[ COUGHS ]

WHOA! NO!

AAH! [ SMASH! ]

[ SQUEAK! PLOP! ]

SORRY ABOUT YOUR SPEED CYCLE, PIZZA STEVE.

BUT AT LEAST WE FINALLY GOT THE BALL.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] [ GASPS ]

THANK YOU FOR CALLING UNCLE GRANDPA.

UNCLE GRANDPA SPEAKING.

MR. GUS?!

HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

I WAS ON MY WAY HOME,

AND I HAPPENED TO PASS BY THE ICE CREAM SHOP.

AND I JUST FEEL REAL BAD ABOUT YELLING AT YOU GUYS EARLIER.

AND I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE IT UP TO YOU

BY GETTING YOU TWO SOME DELICIOUS, TRIPLE-SCOOP CONES.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

OH, UH [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, MR. GUS,

BUT, REALLY, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

OKAY. SUIT YOURSELF.

I SHOULD BE HOME IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES, SO I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

[ KEYPAD BEEPS ] WHAT DID HE WANT?

HE'S GONNA BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES!

IF WE DON'T GET THAT BALL OUT OF THIS ROOM BEFORE THEN,

MR. GUS IS GONNA THINK WE SET FOOT IN HERE,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

[ SHING! ]

SO, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE THE BALL,

WE GOT TO GET IT FROM HERE TO THE DOOR WITHOUT SETTING FOOT,

AND THEN WE'RE HOME FREE.

WE MUST ACT FAST, BRO!

THAT'S IT, PIZZA STEVE -- "MUSTACHE LASSO."

[ MUSTACHE CREAKING ]

[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

[ SQUEAK! RIP! ]

[ TWIRL! ]

[ MUSTACHE CREAKS ]

NOW LET'S GET THIS BALL OUT OF HERE.

[ Muffled ] HURRY UP, PIZZA STEVE.

I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.

WAIT A SECOND. [ SQUEAK! ]

I'VE GOT A BETTER PLAN. [ RIP! ]

PEPPERONI ZIP LINE.

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! ] [ GRUNTS ]

PIZZA STEVE!

UGH!

[ RIP! ]

AAH!

PIZZA STEVE, ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE. JUST GET TO THAT DOOR.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

HURRY! HE'S AT THE DOOR!

DARN IT. NOW, WHERE DID I PUT THAT KEY?

COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!

WHOA! [ DOOR CREAKS ]

UNCLE G, THE DOOR!

DO SOMETHING!

PHUGH!

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ POP! ]

[ SLIDE! SLIDE! ]

[ CHUCKLES ] SAVED BY THE BALL.

[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]

[ SNAP! ]

[ WHIRL! SLAP! DING! ]

LET'S GET THIS BALL OUT OF HERE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

WE JUST LET BEHIND IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE

THAT WE SET FOOT IN THIS BALLROOM.

WH-WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PIZZA STEVE?

MR. GUS IS ABOUT TO BURST THROUGH THE DOOR ANY SECOND NOW.

THERE YOU ARE, YOU SNEAKY, LITTLE KEY.

COME ON, MAN! JUST LOOK AT IT!

MUSTACHE HAIR!

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ HUMMING ]

[ PLINK! ] [ CLEARS THROAT ]

UNCLE G, WE JUST SET FOOT IN THE BALLROOM.

[ STAMMERS ] I KNOW.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE?

[ BOTH SOBBING ]

WE'RE SORRY, MR. GUS.

WE REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO.

IT'S JUST, THE BALL BOUNCED IN,

AND WE TRIED TO GET IT WITHOUT SETTING FOOT

'CAUSE YOU TOLD US NOT TO.

HONEST, WE WERE TRYING NOT TO SET FOOT.

PLEASE DON'T KILL US.

[ BOTH SOBBING ]

HUH? I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT BALLROOM.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THATBALLROOM.

HUH? HUH?

BUH-BUH, WH-WH-WHAT?

WAIT. WHAT'S IN THATBALLROOM?

A BALL PIT, OF COURSE.

AND I WAS PICKING UP SOME EXTRA BALLS FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT.

WHOA. WHEN DID WE HAVE THIS INSTALLED?

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. THOSE MUST BE MY GUESTS.

RIGHT THIS WAY, SIRS AND MADAMS.

[ DIGNITARIES MURMURING ]

YOU TWO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW THAT?

THANK YOU, SIRS.

[ POP! ]