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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

Man: AND NOW, THE 6:00 NEWS.

HELLO, I'M JAW HAIRLINE.

NOW, WE'VE ALL HEARD OF A SUPER MOON BEFORE,

BUT A NEW LUNAR PHENOMENON WILL OCCUR TONIGHT

THAT SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING THE SUPERDUPER MOON.

THIS APPEARANCE IS EXTREMELY RARE --

DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS?

THE SUPERDUPER MOON!

UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR BATHING SUIT,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM, BELLY BAG?

SINCE THE SUPERDUPER MOON'S TONIGHT,

UNCLE GRANDPA AND I ARE GOING UP TO THE ROOF

TO GET OURSELVES A --

MOON-TAN!

MOON-TAN? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE.

OH, NOW'S THE BEST TIME TO GET ONE.

THIS SUPERDUPER MOON IS GONNA GIVE OFF

SOME SERIOUS LUNAR RAYS.

IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. YOU GUYS SHOULD COME.

ESPECIALLY YOU, MR. GUS. YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE.

HEY!

AND IF WE TAN ALL NIGHT, MAYBE ONE OF US

WILL GET ON THE COVER OF MOON-TANMAGAZINE!

I'LL GO WITH Y'ALL,

BUT I AM NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT.

MOON-TAN! MOON-TAN! MOON-TAN!

ALL RIGHT!

[ ROARS ]

WHOA-OH!

PIZZA STEVE, I THINK YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.

THANKS DINO-DAD,

BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT NOW.

AND BESIDES, YOU NEVER KNOW

WHEN A BANANA PEEL MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

HM!

WELCOME TO THE TANNING DECK.

OOOH!

-NICE! -WOW.

HUP. WHOO.

[ ROARS ]

NICE SETUP, UNCLE GRANDPA.

THANKS.

[ SIGHS ]

IT'S TIME TO GET EVEN MORE HANDSOME.

OH, YEAH, THIS IS NICE.

HEY, I TOOK TOO MUCH. DOES ANYONE NEED SOME?

WELL, YOU CAN GET MY BACK, UNCLE GRANDPA.

GREAT.

GOT TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THOSE LUNAR RAYS,

AM I RIGHT?

WHAT SPF IS THIS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS MAYONNAISE.

OH.

HUH?!

HEY, LOOK.

THE SUPERDUPER MOON IS COMING OUT!

YOU READY, BELLY BAG?

OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

HERE IT COMES. MM-HMM.

[ CHUCKLES ] OH, MAMA, THAT'S GOOD!

OH, YEAH!

[ ROARS ]

[ CRINGING ]

BELLY BAG, ARE YOU OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW, UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ ROARS ]

AAH!

WHOA!

AH! AH! AH!

GUYS, IS IT JUST ME,

OR DOES BELLY BAG SEEM DIFFERENT?

WHOA!

I CAN'T CONTROL HIM! WHOA!

[ HOWLS ]

AAH!

[ ROARS ]

WHAT WAS THAT ALL THAT ABOUT?

YOU OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA?

[ GROANS ] I DON'T THINK -- OHHH!

WHOA, WHOA!

I THINK THIS SUPERDUPER MOON

TURNED BELLY BAG INTO A WEREWOLF.

[ SNARLING ]

WHOA! WHOA! AAH!

OH, MAN!

HE'S GONNA EAT EVERYTHING WE HAVE!

WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WELL FOR STARTERS...

CALM THE HECK DOWN, BRO!

THIS IS BELLY BAG WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DUDE IS COMPLETELY HARMLESS.

YEAH, BUT HE'S A WEREWOLF NOW.

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE'LL --

WEREWOLF SHMEREWOLF.

LISTEN, JUST LET PIZZA STEVE HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM.

HE'LL DROP THE FUR-BALL ROUTINE IN NO TIME, BRO.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

WATCH AND LEARN, MR. GUS.

"WEREWOLF."

ALL RIGHT, BELLY BAG,

THE PARTY'S OVER,

SO JUST SETTLE DOWN, BRO.

AHH!

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

NOW REVERT TO YOUR NORMAL, BORING SELF

SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

[ ROARS ]

WHOA!

AAH! UNCLE G! HELP!

I CAN'T. I'M TOO SCARED, PIZZA STEVE.

[ BLOWS LANDING, BELL DINGS ]

[ GROANING ]

HOW DID IT GO?

[ MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY ]

AAH!

AAH!

I SAY WE SET A TRAP.

MAYBE DIG A HOLE AND COVER IT WITH A RUG OR SOMETHING.

OR WE COULD TAKE REAL ACTION.

AS IN?

AS IN KNOCKING BELLY BAG'S BLOCK OFF!

YOU KNOW? SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO!

HERE, WE'LL GIVE HIM THE OLD DOUBLE WHAMMY.

BUT WHAT IF WE ACCIDENTALLY HIT UNCLE GRANDPA?

THERE'S ALWAYS A RISK OF COLLATERAL DAMAGE, BRO.

SOMEBODY HELP ME! PIZZA STEVE?

HANG TIGHT, BRO. WE GOT YOU.

[ GRUNTING ]

OH, NO, BRO!

THE WEREWOLF'S TAKING OVER UNCLE G's FACE!

DUHHHH...OOF!

SMASH IT!

WAIT, THAT'S JUST HIS MUSTACHE!

MY BAD. IT WAS JUST HIS MUSTACHE.

[ HOWLS ]

WAY TO TOTALLY BOTCH THE PLAN, MR. GUS.

LUCKILY, PIZZA STEVE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE.

THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

[ BEEP ]

THIS REMOTE-CONTROLLED WEREWOLF TRAP IS GENIUS.

ALL RIGHT, MR. GUS, LET'S BAIT THAT THANG!

OKAY, HERE GOES NOTHING. [ GRUNTS ]

BELLY BAG, WHY?

[ GRUNTS ]

[ HOWLS ]

BELLY BAG!

AAH!

WHOA!

AAH! OH! AAH!

MY MODELING CAREER!

DANG IT!

HE BROKE THE LINE!

AAH!

HELP!

MR. GUS, IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "C."

AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?

WE KNOCK BELLY BAG'S BLOCK OFF...

WITH THIS!

WE TRIED THAT ALREADY.

OH, YEAH.

JUST LET ME HANDLE IT THIS TIME.

CAN'T BE DONE WITHOUT PIZZA STEVE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

OOF!

[ HOWLS ]

[ SNIFFING ]

-[ SCREAMS ] -GOT YOU!

[ BARKING ]

Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS! PIZZA STEVE!

YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!

JUST HANG IN THERE, UNCLE GRANDPA.

THE SUPERDUPER MOON WILL BE OVER IN A FEW HOURS,

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL.

LET'S TAKE FIVE, LITTLE CHEESE.

[ SIGHS ]

AND SO, IN JUST A FEW HOURS,

THE SUPERDUPER MOON WILL EXIST ONLY IN OUR COLLECTIVE MEMORY.

AMEN TO THAT.

TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT FOR THE MOON,

LET'S CHECK IN WITH CHAZ LUNA AND THE LUNAR FORECAST.

WELL, JAW, THE SUPERDUPER MOON MAY BE ALMOST OVER,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T STILL ENJOY

AN ENTIRE WEEK OF REGULAR SUPER MOONS.

AND THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

HOW ABOUT ONE, TWO, THREE MORE WEEKS OF SUPER MOONS

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A PHENOMENON

THAT ONLY HAPPENS EVERY FIVE MILLION YEARS.

AND REMEMBER, FOLKS,

EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE IT DURING THE DAY,

THE SUPER MOON IS STILL UP THERE IN FULL EFFECT.

AND THAT'S REALLY BAD NEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH WEREWOLF PROBLEMS.

WELL, AT LEAST BELLY BAG CAN'T CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE

IF HE'S LOCKED IN THAT CHEST.

[ SCREAMING ]

BUT WHAT ABOUT UNCLE GRANDPA?

HE WON'T LAST A DAY IN THERE, NEVER MIND 30.

WELL, LUCKILY, PIZZA STEVE'S GOT A PLAN "D."

HUH?

ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET,

ONE SILVER BULLET IS ALL YOU NEED TO GET THE JOB DONE.

CLICKITY CLICK.

SIGN HERE, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

OH, YEAH!

WITH THIS BAD BOY, OUR WEREWOLF PROBLEMS ARE OVER.

WAIT, ARE YOU NUTS? YOU'LL KILL UNCLE GRANDPA!

NO, I WON'T.

READY...

AIM....

[ SCREAMS ]

DON'T DO IT, PIZZA STEVE!

[ SCREAMS ]

FIRE!

I CAN'T WATCH.

PIZZA STEVE, HOW COULD YOU?!

DID PIZZA STEVE JUST MAKE A-A MISTAKE?

AAH!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

[ HOWLS ]

AAH!

WH-WHERE AM I?

STRAPPED AROUND MY WAIST.

OH, HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BELLY BAG.

OH, YEAH!

SAVING THE DAY, IT'S PIZZA STEVE!

TOLD YOU THAT BANANA PEEL WOULD COME IN HANDY, MR. GUS.

YEAH, YEAH, YOU SAVED THE DAY,

AND ONLY HALF OF THE MOON WAS DESTROYED IN THE PROCESS.

ALL RIGHT, SOMEBODY HELP PIZZA STEVE OUT WITH SOMETHING.

HOW THE HECK DID BELLY BAG

BECOME A WEREWOLF IN THE FIRST PLACE?

WELL, ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET,

IF YOU DRINK PUDDLE WATER FROM A WOLF'S FOOTPRINT,

-YOU BECOME A WEREWOLF. -HUH.

I'M THIRSTY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DRINK

FROM THAT WOLF-PRINT PUDDLE OVER THERE?

OKAY.

[ SLURPS ]

AHH!

Mr Gus: GOOD MORNING.

[ PANTING ]

GET IN, KID.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

UNCLE GRANDPA,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO TIE MY SHOES.

NOT NOW.

-WHERE TO, BOYS? -FOLLOW THAT CAR!

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! STEP ON IT!

-NOW WHAT? -FOLLOW THAT OTHER CAR.

COME ON, KID.

WHERE TO, BOYS?

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

EVER USE A LASER HAMMER BEFORE, KID? NO.

QUICK, SHOOT THOSE OVERPRICED COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS!

[ WHIMPERING ]

[ DING, DING! ]

NICE SHOOTIN', KID.

HUH?

UNCLE GRANDPA, I'M LATE FOR PRACTICE.

I JUST NEED HELP TYING MY SHOE!

SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

UH...ORANGE?

GOOD.

HOW DO THESE FIT, MA'AM?

YEAH!

-HERE. -WHAT?

GELCRO SHOES?

THOSE DON'T EVEN HAVE LACES!

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIE SHOES EITHER.

TAXI!

LATER, KID.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHOA!

♪♪

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.