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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

HEY, GUYS! HURRY UP! THE COMMERCIAL'S ON!

ARE YOU FOLKS READY

FOR INSANE, WHEEL-BURNING, GEAR-CRUNCHING MAYHEM?!

All: YES!

COME AND ENJOY THE PUNGENT STENCH

OF RED-HOT, RUBBER-BURNING, NITRO-BLASTING INSANITY

AS THE WORLD'S TOP RACERS TEAR ASPHALT ASUNDER

IN THEIR QUEST FOR THE GOLD.

COME TODAY TO THE BIG FAT RACE!

BIG FAT RACE!

All: OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

BIG... FAT...

RACE, DUDE.

I LOVE THE BIG FAT RACES.

[ Singsong voice ] LOOK WHO'S GOT OUR TICKETS.

OOH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE BRUTAL CARNAGE!

FOR ONCE, I AGREE.

I DO LOVE TO WATCH A GOOD SPORTING RACE.

BUT, IF WE'RE ALL HERE, WHO'S DRIVING THE RV?

DON'T WORRY. I SET THE AUTOPILOT.

SO WE CAN JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.

WE'LL BE THERE IN NO TIME.

THIS JUST IN -- THERE'S BEEN AN EXPLOSION

AT THE NAIL FACTORY ON MAIN STREET.

IT IS LITERALLY RAINING NAILS ALL UP AND DOWN MAIN STREET.

SO IF YOU'RE DRIVING,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO AVOID MAIN STREET ALTOGETHER.

HEY. WE'REON MAIN STREET.

[ ALL GASP ]

UNH! UNH! UNH!

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

WHEE!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

OUT OF THE WAY!

[ GASPS ] LOOK OUT FOR THOSE NAILS!

YAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WAY TO GO, MR. GUS.

[ TIRE SQUEALS, POPS ]

[ POP! POP! ]

[ WHIRRING ]

[ POP! POP! POP! ]

I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I THINK WE HAVE A FLAT TIRE.

I GUESS I'LL GET THE SPARE.

[ LAUGHS ]

ABOUT THAT SPARE THINGY...

UNCLE GRANDPA, WHERE'S THE SPARE TIRE?

WELL, YOU SEE,

I NEEDED SOMEPLACE TO KEEP MY GIANT DOUGHNUT,

SO I CHUCKED THE TIRE.

DANG IT!

OH, WELL, MAYBE WE CAN USE THAT DOUGHNUT AS A TIRE.

MMM. MMM. WHAT DOUGHNUT?

WAIT A MINUTE. THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.

ICAN BE THE TIRE.

LOOK. I'M VERY FLEXIBLE.

BESIDES, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES.

THIS COULD BE FUN.

FIRST, I NEED TO GET RID OF THISOLD THING.

[ GRUNTS ]

UM, IF YOU DON'T MIND, UNCLE GRANDPA,

I THINK I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA, BELLY BAG,

BUT COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

BE A DEAR AND HOLD THESE FOR ME?

NOT A PROBLEM.

[ GULPS ]

THANKS. I WON'T BE NEEDING THOSE WHERE I'M GOING.

[ CLANG ] PERFECT FIT.

OKAY. I'M READY.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

YOU BETCHA.

LAST CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.

NOPE. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN.

AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UNCLE G,

SO THAT'S REALLY SAYING SOMETHING.

WE'LL JUST TAKE IT NICE AND EASY.

TRY TO FIND THE SMOOTHEST ROAD FROM HERE TO THE RACETRACK.

HANG ON TIGHT. HERE WE GO.

OH, BOY, OH, BOY! NOW WE'RE ROLLIN'.

YAY!

THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED.

GOOD JOB, UNCLE GRANDPA. WE MADE IT JUST IN TIME.

YOU DA MAN!

COME ON, UNCLE G. HUP.

LET'S GO FIND US SOME PRIMO SEATS.

THAT'S OKAY.

YOU GUYS GO ON WITHOUT ME. I'M GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL FIRED UP ABOUT GOING TO THE RACE.

I WAS, BUT NOW I'M NOT.

IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,

I THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND BE A TIRE.

Together: WHAT?! [ ROARS ]

YEP. I LOVE BEING A TIRE.

IN FACT, I THINK I LIKE IT BETTER

THAN BEING PLAIN OLD UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT BEING A TIRE?

EVERYTHING!

BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE EARTH,

I HAVE A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE.

I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST --

I THINK I WANT TO BE A TIRE FROM NOW ON.

AND IF YOU WERE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS,

I THINK YOU WOULD RESPECT MY DECISION.

UH, EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.

COME ON, GUYS, GET IN THERE.

WE KNEW THIS DAY WOULD EVENTUALLY COME.

UNCLE G's ALWAYS BEEN TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF WACKINESS.

HE'S FINALLY TIPPED OVER.

[ WHISTLES ]

KA-BLAMMO!

CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

OBVIOUSLY. SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

[ ROARS ]

PBHHHHT!

YOU'RE RIGHT, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT SOME SORT OF

MONUMENTALLY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAY

OF CONVINCING HIM THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A TIRE.

EUREKA! I GOT IT!

LET'S ENTER THE UG RV IN THE BIG FAT RACE.

OLD UNCLE "TIRE-PA" WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES

AGAINST THOSE MOTORIZED MANIACS.

YEAH! IT'S THE MOST PUNISHING RACE EVER!

I BET IT'S ESPECIALLY TOUGH ON TIRES.

THAT IDEA'S SO CRAZY, THERE'S NO WAY IT CAN'TWORK.

GOOD NEWS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

WE FIGURED OUT A WAY THAT YOU CAN STAY A TIRE

ANDWATCH THE RACE.

OH, BOY! I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

HEY, ALL YOU RACE FANS.

ARE YOU READY FOR ONE HECK OF A COMPETITION?

I KNOW IAM.

UNFORTUNATELY, I'LL BE WATCHING FROM THE STANDS

WITH THE REST OF YOU SINCE I'M TURNING DUTIES OVER

TO A GIANT REALISTIC TIGER AND A TALKING KNAPSACK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WELCOME, FANS, TO THE BIG FAT RACE.

TO ALL OF YOU TUNING IN,

I'M TODAY'S EVENT ANNOUNCER, BELLY BAG.

AND THIS IS MY CO-HOST AND ROOMMATE,

THE ALWAYS-OUTSPOKEN GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!

[ ROARS ]

RACING IN TODAY'S BIG SHOWDOWN, WE HAVE...

TINY MIRACLE THE ROBOT BOY AND HIS GIGA-RIDE RACER.

FRANKENSTEIN DRIVING AN ELECTRIC-POWERED OPERATING TABLE.

CHARLIE BURGERS, THE BALL-LOVING DOG NEXT DOOR

AND HIS WOOF-WOOF WAGON.

ULE GAPPA AND HIS DANGER DOME. [ YELLS ]

BEARY NICE AND HOT DOG PERSON, DRIVING HOT DOG PERSON.

THE CRAZY DRIVING BABY FROM THAT EPISODE

DRIVING A BOTTLE-ROCKET RACER.

UG's NEMESIS, AUNT GRANDMA, DRIVING HER CONVERTIBLE CRUISER.

EVIL WIZARD AND HIS EVIL MOBILE.

XARNA, SHE-WARRIOR OF THE APOCALYPSE

DRIVING HER MAD MOTORCYCLE.

AND FINALLY, OUR LAST-MINUTE CONTENDER,

THE UG RV.

MR. GUS AND PIZZA STEVE WILL BE DRIVING,

AND UNCLE GRANDPA WILL BE FILLING IN

AS THE FRONT PASSENGER TIRE.

WOW -- MY FIRST DAY AS A TIRE,

AND I GET TO BE IN THE RACE OF A LIFETIME.

THE FIRST RACER TO CROSS THE CHECKERED FINISH LINE

WINS A GOLDEN TROPHY AND BRAGGING RIGHTS

ON TWO --TWO FORMS OF SOCIAL MEDIA.

I HOPE IT DOESN'T TAKE TOO LONG

FOR UNCLE GRANDPA TO GIVE UP BEING A TIRE.

BRO, IF THIS RACE IS ANYTHING LIKE THAT COMMERCIAL SUGGESTS,

WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

RACERS, START YOUR ENGINES!

[ SQUEAK, ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ GROWLS ]

OH, FINE.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

Belly Bag: ON YOUR MARKS...

LET'S DO THIS.

...GET SET... [ POP! ]

[ GASPS ] UGH!

...GO! [ POP! ]

AND THEY'RE OFF!

TIME TO GET OUR UNCLE GRANDPA BACK.

[ TIRES SQUEALING ] WHOO-HOO!

Belly Bag: RACE FANS GOING WILD FOR THEIR FAVORITE RACERS!

GO, WIZARD GUY!

[ LAUGHS WHEEZILY ]

Belly Bag: AND IT LOOKS LIKE

ULE GAPPA IS OFF TO A COMMANDING LEAD.

SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO FIRE THAT THING AT US.

BUT HERE COMES THE RV. HEY!

OUT OF MY WAY, OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT!

YIKES!

Belly Bag: WOW!

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS RACE

JUST BECAME AN OFF-ROAD FREE-FOR-ALL.

HMM. MAYBE TRY GETTING CLOSE TO THAT EVIL WIZARD GUY.

'KAY.

HMM.

NOW, WHAT EVIL CAN I INFLICT

UPON THIS RECREATIONAL VEHICLE?

OH, I KNOW! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ GROANS ]

WHA...?

HEY!

DANG.

AW, COME ON!

THIS THING WILL DO WONDERS FOR YOUR NAILS.

DARN! DARN!

Belly Bag: RACERS ARE NOW HEADED RIGHT TO THE CITY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'LL BE MORE DANGEROUS --

THE CITY'S NEGLECTED POTHOLES OR EACH OTHER.

[ LAUGHS ]

DEFECTIVE ROADWORK IS ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FOR ANYTIRE.

UH-OH. I'D BETTER GET MY BOUNCE ON.

BOING! BOING!

BOING! BOING! BOING!

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

YO, THAT IS ONE TRICKED-OUT RV.

YOU GUYS, YOU GOT TO START DRIVING MORE CAREFUL

IF WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS THING.

OKAY, BACK TO WORK.

HA. HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S GONNA WIN.

[ GASPS ]

OH, YES!

TRY GETTING BEHIND THATMONSTROSITY.

UGH. I SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT RV.

IT'S JUST SO "TACKY."

[ Laughing ] HO HO HO, YEAH!

UH-OH. HEY, TINY MIRACLE!

LAUNCH YOUR MAGNET POWER, WILL YA?

COMING RIGHT UP.

[ WHOOSH! ]

ROAD HAZARD AVOIDED.

AW, COME ON, TINY MIRACLE! YOU'RE NOT HELPING HERE!

BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO HELP.

WHAT THE -- AHH!

GET...OFF...MY...ARM!

[ WHISTLE! ]

OH, THE ARTIFICIAL HUMANITY!

ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE RACE,

WHICH IS NOW HEADED INTO SOME ROCKY MOUNTAINS.

BOY, I'D SURE HATE TO BE A TIRE RIGHT NOW.

UNCLE GRANDPA IS GONNA HATE BEING A TIRE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

[ UNCLE GRANDPA GRUNTING ]

[ TIRES SQUEALING ]

YOU READY TO CALL IT QUITS, UNCLE G?

N-N-N-NO WAY -- T-T-T-THIS IS THE BEST

D-D-DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE I'VE EV-V-VER HAD!

D-D-D-DANG! D-D-D-DANG!

WHAT A RACE THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE!

AND THE COMPETITION KEEPS GETTING MORE FIERCE!

ESPECIALLY AS XARNA TAKES THE LEAD

AS IF IT WERE THE APOCALYPSE.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

[ SNIFFS ]

WHY DO I SMELL GAS?

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

GOOD LUCK FINDING A GAS STATION!

[ LAUGHS ]

Belly Bag: AND XARNA IS OUT OF LUCK AND GAS.

BEEP BEEP! VROOM VROOM!

GOO-GOO GA-GA. [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

UGH! THAT'S IT WITH THAT BLASTED BOTTLE.

[ GROWLS ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

WHOA! [ CRYING ]

AND AUNT GRANDMA SHOWED THAT BABY

THERE'S NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK.

LOOKS LIKE THE RACERS ARE NOW HEADED INTO A DENSE FOREST AREA.

FRANKENSTEIN HAS TAKEN THE LEAD

AND IS MAKING A BEELINE STRAIGHT FOR THAT FINISH LINE.

HUH?

[ BEES BUZZING ]

HUH?!

AAAAAAAH!

BEEP BEEP! VROOM VROOM!

OH, MR. GUS, DRIVE US THROUGH THOSE DANDELION FLOWERS.

WHY DANDELION FLOWERS?

'CAUSE UNCLE G IS CRAZY-ALLERGIC.

OH, YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SNEEZING ]

GUYS! I'M CRAZY-ALLERGIC TO DANDELIONS!

YOU KNOW THAT!

ALL PART OF BEING A TIRE, UNCLE G.

YEAH. YOU CAN ALWAYS QUIT WHEN YOU'RE READY.

[ SNEEZES ]

[ Nasally ] I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO.

I CAN'T BREATHE,

AND MY NOSE IS SWELLING UP TO THE SIZE OF A BEACH BALL.

[ GASPS ] DID SOMEONE SAY "BALL"?

WOOF! [ TIRES SQUEALING ]

[ CRASH ] OH, MY!

I'VE BEEN T-BONED.

Belly Bag: AND THAT'S IT FOR AUNT GRANDMA.

OH, BOY! OH, BOY! I LOVE BALLS! WOOF!

[ CHOMPS ]

UGH!

HEY! MOVE!

I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOING!

RAAAAAAAAAH!

AND DOWN GOES ULE GAPPA AND CHARLIE BURGERS!

BEEP BEEP! VROOM VROOM!

[ GRUNTS ] [ POP! ]

I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!

THANKS FOR POPPING MY NOSE, CHARLIE BURGERS.

I'M GOOD TO GO, GUYS. WE'RE STILL IN THIS THING.

HE'S PERSISTENT -- I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.

Belly Bag: FOLKS, WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST THREE RACERS.

IT'S GETTING DOWN TO THE WIRE.

AND, OF COURSE, BY "WIRE," I MEAN "CACTUS PATCH."

MR. GUS! MR. GUS!

DON'T WORRY. I SEE IT.

UH, CAN YOU GUYS GO AROUND THAT CACTUS PATCH?

NOPE.

IT'S THE SHORTEST WAY,

AND WE'VE GOT TO MAINTAIN THE LEAD.

I THINK I'LL BE TRYING THE LONG WAY.

HEY, BEARY, DO YOU THINK

THEY GIVE TROPHIES FOR SECOND OR THIRD PLACE, AS WELL?

I'M NOT SURE, HOT DOG PERSON.

THIS IS MY BEARY FIRST RACE.

BUT WE SHOULD TRY OUR BEARY BEST TO WIN.

OKAAAAAAAAAY! [ TIRES SQUEALING ]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I CAN'T SEE A THING, HOT DOG PERSON.

WAAH! WAAH! WAAAAAAH!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

OH, NO, HOT DOG PERSON.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.

[ GROANS ]

ANOTHER RACER DOWN.

IT'S DOWN TO RV AND EVIL WIZARD.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT NOW, UNCLE GRANDPA?

IT'LL BE WAY EASIER

THAN ME THINKING OF SOMETHING VILLAINOUS TO DO TO YOU.

NO WAY!

WINNING THIS RACE IS THE ONLY THING I EVER DREAMED OF

SINCE BECOMING A TIRE TWO HOURS AGO.

ALSO, WATCH OUT FOR THOSE DUCKS.

DUCKS? WHAT DUCKS?

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

GO! MOVE! SHOO! SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO!

DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU

IF I TAKE MY FOOT OFF THIS BRAKE?

[ QUACKS ]

NO!

MUST FIGHT FEELINGS OF COMPASSION

WITH THOUGHTS OF EVIL!

OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

Belly Bag: AND THE RV WINS BY A LANDSLIDE!

[ ROARS ] WHAT AN AMAZING RACE AND A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT

FOR TEAM UNCLE GRANDPA!

OH, WAIT. GUESS THE PLAN DIDN'T WORK, AFTER ALL.

[ ROARS ]

BUT HERE COMES THE TROPHY NOW!

ON BEHALF OF THE ASSOCIATION OF THE FEDERATION

FOR THE LEAGUE OF RACERS COALITION WORLDWIDE,

WE PRESENT YOU THIS GOLDEN TIRE TROPHY.

AND IF I CAN SAY, THAT IS ONE MIGHTY FINE

FRONT PASSENGER TIRE YOU GOT THERE.

YEAH, I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

BUT YOU DO MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TIRE.

YEAH. GUESS IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITH YOU OUT HERE ALL THE TIME.

BUT IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,

I GUESS WE CAN'T STOP YOU.

THANKS, GUYS. I'M GLAD YOU RESPECT MY DECISION.

NOW LET ME GET A LOOK AT THAT SHINY TROPHY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

[ GRUNTS ]

WHAT THE -- BUBBLE GUM?!

EW! GROSS!

YUCK! SUGAR-FREE?!

[ POP! ]

EH, I'M THROUGH BEING A TIRE.

THERE WE GO.

THE RV IS READY TO ROLL,

AND NOW I'M READY TO JUST BE UNCLE GRANDPA AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT!

GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK, UNCLE GRANDPA.

ALL RIGHT, UNCLE G!

NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE LIKE A TIRE

AND RACE OUT OF HERE?

I'VE GOT A FROZEN PIZZA IN THE FRIDGE!

YAY!

UH-OH.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIX IT.

I GUESS HE ISPRETTY HANDY TO HAVE AROUND.

I DON'T KNOW IF "HANDY" IS THE RIGHT WORD.

GOOD MORNING!

OOH! LOOKING GOOD, UNCLE G.

LOOKING GOOD, PIZZA STEVE.

[ GROANING ]

[ COUGHS ]

LOOKIN' -- UHH...

HI, MR. GUS.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, TIGER, YOUR TURN.

TAIL TO LAVENDER.

[ ROARS ]

WAY TO GO, TIGER!

GRANDPA'S TURN!

MUSTACHE TO CHARTREUSE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD OUT.

THIS GAME OF TWIST-IT-UP HAS BEEN GOING FOR TWO DAYS NOW.

ACTUALLY, IT'S ONLY BEEN 48 HOURS, MR. GUS.

BESIDES, IT'S A GOOD WAY TO PASS THE TIME

ON THE LONG TRIP TO HELP ALL THE LITTLE KIDDOS OF THE WORLD.

[ Straining ] COME HERE, CHARTREUSE.

[ GRUNTS ]

GOTCHA!

[ ZIP! CRASH! ]

[ ALL GROANING ] GOOD GAME, EVERYBODY.

[ ENGINE CLUNKS, STOPS ]

SOUNDS LIKE THE RV JUST SPUTTERED OUT.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

WHICH CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING, BELLY BUDDY.

WE'RE REACHED OUR DESTINATION.

LET'S GET OUT THERE AND HELP SOME KIDS, TEAM.

[ ROARS ]

OH, RIGHT, TIGER.

THE RV IS JUST OUT OF FUEL.

GREAT -- HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND ANY FUEL

OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

I DON'T KNOW, LI'L SLICE.

THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY THAT GAS STATION RIGHT THERE?

THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, MR. GUS.

OF COURSE PIZZA STEVE KNOWS

HOW TO FIND GAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

[ POP! ] WAIT, GUYS.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.

THE RV DOESN'T RUN ON GAS.

IT RUNS ON...

[ Distorted ] WEIRD.

THE RV RUNS ON WEIRD?

THAT'S RIGHT, MR. GUS.

IN ORDER TO POWER THE RV, WE NEED TO GET WEIRD.

AND WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND WEIRD?

WHERE EVERYBODYGOES TO GET WEIRD.

THE BIG CITY, OF COURSE.

TOTALLY KNEW THAT, TOO.

YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP ANSWERING ALL MY RHETORICAL QUESTIONS.

OKAY, GUYS. THE WEIRD IS HERE SOMEWHERE.

ASK AROUND AND SEE IF ANYONE'S SEEN IT.

[ HARMONICA PLAYING ]

[ GROWLS ]

WUAAAAAAAH!

MAYBE ISHOULD DO THE ASKING AROUND.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, FRANKENSTEIN?

MY BARE FEET ARE BURNING UP ON THIS HOT SIDEWALK.

YAAAAAAAAAAH!

HOT! HOT! HOT!

[ GROANS ]

REALLY, FRANKENSTEIN? YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?

[ SIGHS ]

THANKS, BUDDY.

[ GROANS ]

EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING WEIRD AROUND HERE?

YOU MEAN BESIDES FRANKENSTEIN

CARRYING A LIZARD MAN ON HIS BACK?

NOPE.

[ LAUGHS ]

DOING THE WORM, WORM, WORM.

LOOKING FOR WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD.

ANYONE SEE ANY WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD?

WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE RAMIREZ CLAN.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANY WEIRD AROUND HERE?

HMM?

UH, NO, UNCLE GRANDPA.

NOTHING WEIRD AROUND HERE -- EXCEPT YOU.

SERIOUSLY?

ME AND MY FRIENDS COULD REALLY USE SOME WEIRD RIGHT NOW.

HOW ABOUT YOU, GORGEOUS?

YOU SEE ANYTHING WEIRD?

EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP US.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIND SOME WEIRD.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANY UP HERE?

WHOA.

CHECK OUT THESE WEIRDOS, DAD.

A TALKING ROBOT WITH A PIZZA SLICE ON HIS HEAD

RIDING A FLYING TIGER.

RILEY, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU

ABOUT THOSE WEIRD STORIES YOU MAKE UP?

NOW CLOSE YOUR WINDOW. IT'S ALMOST CHOW TIME.

ANY LUCK, GUYS?

[ ROARS ] [ GROANS ]

[ SIGHS ]

WITHOUT FUEL, WE'RE STUCK HERE.

WHAT WILL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD DO

WITHOUT THEIR UNCLE GRANDPA?!

MR. GUS, WE GOT TO GET WEIRD!

BUT WE ASKED ALL OVER THE CITY.

NOBODY'S SEEN ANYTHING WEIRD EXCEPT FOR US.

HMM. YOU'RE RIGHT.

WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. COME CHECK THIS OUT.

EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING WE'REWEIRD.

WELL, TELL ME IF THAT ISN'T THE WEIRDEST SIGHT YOU EVER SAW.

I'D SAY THAT'S A PRETTY WEIRD SIGHT, INDEED.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN, THOUGH?

SILLY DINOSAUR.

IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THE WEIRD LIVES INSIDE US WEIRDOS.

SO IN ORDER TO FUEL THE UG RV,

WE HAVE TO JOURNEY INSIDE OURSELVES.

READY, EVERYBODY?

COME ON!

Belly Bag: WHOA! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

PRETTY COOL. BUT WHERE'S THE WEIRD WE'RE LOOKING FOR?

MUST BE IN THAT MYSTERIOUS GLOWING ORB UP THERE.

[ PULSATING ]

LET'S GRAB IT.

[ ALL SCREAM ]

OOF!

GUYS, LOOK! IT'S HEADED OUTSIDE!

WE MUST HARVEST THE WEIRD BEFORE IT ESCAPES US!

[ ROARS ]

WHOA!

GOTCHA.

PIZZA STEVE, LET ME GIVE YOU A PRONG.

UH-OH.

HANG ON, TINY.

FRANKIE!

[ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLS ]

OKAY, NOW WHO'S HOLDING ON TO THE ORB?

GUYS! IT'S GETTING AWAY!

[ GRUNTS ]

I GOT IT!

[ GASPS ] THERE SHE GOES.

GOOD MORNING.

[ SIGHS ]

WE'LL NEVER POWER THE RV NOW.

AND WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HELP

ALL THOSE KIDDOS AROUND THE WORLD

THAT NEED THEIR UNCLE GRANDPA.

WAIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I'VE HAD THIS BLOB OVER MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

LITTLE SLICE SLICED OFF A PIECE OF THE ORB.

WE HAVE FUEL NOW!

I GUESS SO, BUT A NUGGET OF PURE WEIRD THIS SIZE

WILL ONLY FUEL THE RV FOR 10,000 YEARS, TOPS.

OH. JUST 10,000, HUH?

MAYBE 20,000 IF WE ROTATE THE WIPERS REGULARLY.

OKAY, ALL ABOARD THE UG RV.

AREN'T YOU AT ALL CONCERNED

THAT WE'VE UNLEASHED A GIANT ORB OF WEIRD INTO THE CITY?

NOT IN THE LEAST.

LET'S GO, TEAM!

EVERYBODY GET WEIRD!

NOW, THIS IS WEIRD! ALL RIGHT!