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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[ ROARS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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HEY, GUYS! HURRY UP!
THE COMMERCIAL'S ON!
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ARE YOU FOLKS READY
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FOR INSANE, WHEEL-BURNING,GEAR-CRUNCHING MAYHEM?!
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All: YES!
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COME AND ENJOYTHE PUNGENT STENCH
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OF RED-HOT, RUBBER-BURNING,NITRO-BLASTING INSANITY
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AS THE WORLD'S TOP RACERSTEAR ASPHALT ASUNDER
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IN THEIR QUEST FOR THE GOLD.
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COME TODAYTO THE BIG FAT RACE!
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BIG FAT RACE!
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All:
OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
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BIG...
FAT...
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RACE, DUDE.
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I LOVE
THE BIG FAT RACES.
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[ Singsong voice ]
LOOK WHO'S GOT OUR TICKETS.
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OOH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE BRUTAL CARNAGE!
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FOR ONCE, I AGREE.
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I DO LOVE TO WATCH
A GOOD SPORTING RACE.
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BUT, IF WE'RE ALL HERE,
WHO'S DRIVING THE RV?
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DON'T WORRY.
I SET THE AUTOPILOT.
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SO WE CAN JUST
SIT BACK AND RELAX.
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WE'LL BE THERE
IN NO TIME.
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THIS JUST IN --THERE'S BEEN AN EXPLOSION
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AT THE NAIL FACTORYON MAIN STREET.
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IT IS LITERALLY RAINING NAILSALL UP AND DOWN MAIN STREET.
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SO IF YOU'RE DRIVING,
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO AVOIDMAIN STREET ALTOGETHER.
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HEY.
WE'REON MAIN STREET.
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[ ALL GASP ]
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UNH! UNH! UNH!
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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WHEE!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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OUT OF THE WAY!
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[ GASPS ]
LOOK OUT FOR THOSE NAILS!
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YAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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WAY TO GO, MR. GUS.
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[ TIRE SQUEALS, POPS ]
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[ POP! POP! ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ POP! POP! POP! ]
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I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT I THINK WE HAVE A FLAT TIRE.
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I GUESS
I'LL GET THE SPARE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ABOUT THAT SPARE THINGY...
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UNCLE GRANDPA,
WHERE'S THE SPARE TIRE?
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WELL, YOU SEE,
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I NEEDED SOMEPLACE TO KEEP
MY GIANT DOUGHNUT,
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SO I CHUCKED THE TIRE.
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DANG IT!
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OH, WELL, MAYBE WE CAN USE
THAT DOUGHNUT AS A TIRE.
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MMM. MMM.
WHAT DOUGHNUT?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA.
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ICAN BE THE TIRE.
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LOOK.
I'M VERY FLEXIBLE.
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BESIDES, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED
HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES.
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THIS COULD BE FUN.
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FIRST, I NEED TO GET RID
OF THISOLD THING.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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UM, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
UNCLE GRANDPA,
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I THINK
I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.
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THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA,
BELLY BAG,
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BUT COULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?
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BE A DEAR
AND HOLD THESE FOR ME?
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NOT A PROBLEM.
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[ GULPS ]
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THANKS. I WON'T BE NEEDING THOSE
WHERE I'M GOING.
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[ CLANG ]
PERFECT FIT.
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OKAY. I'M READY.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
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YOU BETCHA.
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LAST CHANCE
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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NOPE. LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
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THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE
WEIRDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN.
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AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
UNCLE G,
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SO THAT'S REALLY
SAYING SOMETHING.
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WE'LL JUST TAKE IT
NICE AND EASY.
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TRY TO FIND THE SMOOTHEST ROAD
FROM HERE TO THE RACETRACK.
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HANG ON TIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
NOW WE'RE ROLLIN'.
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YAY!
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THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
I'VE EVER HAD!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WORKED.
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GOOD JOB, UNCLE GRANDPA.
WE MADE IT JUST IN TIME.
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YOU DA MAN!
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COME ON, UNCLE G.
HUP.
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LET'S GO FIND US
SOME PRIMO SEATS.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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YOU GUYS GO ON WITHOUT ME.
I'M GOOD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL FIRED UP
ABOUT GOING TO THE RACE.
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I WAS,
BUT NOW I'M NOT.
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IF IT'S
ALL THE SAME TO YOU,
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I THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE
AND BE A TIRE.
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Together: WHAT?!
[ ROARS ]
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YEP.
I LOVE BEING A TIRE.
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IN FACT,
I THINK I LIKE IT BETTER
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THAN BEING
PLAIN OLD UNCLE GRANDPA.
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
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WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT BEING A TIRE?
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EVERYTHING!
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BEING THIS CLOSE
TO THE EARTH,
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I HAVE A WHOLE NEW
PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE.
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I'VE GOT TO BE
HONEST --
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I THINK I WANT TO BE A TIRE
FROM NOW ON.
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AND IF YOU WERE
REALLY GOOD FRIENDS,
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I THINK YOU WOULD RESPECT
MY DECISION.
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UH, EXCUSE ME
FOR A MOMENT.
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COME ON, GUYS,
GET IN THERE.
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WE KNEW THIS DAY
WOULD EVENTUALLY COME.
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UNCLE G's ALWAYS BEEN TEETERING
ON THE EDGE OF WACKINESS.
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HE'S FINALLY
TIPPED OVER.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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KA-BLAMMO!
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CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
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OBVIOUSLY.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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[ ROARS ]
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PBHHHHT!
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YOU'RE RIGHT,
GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.
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WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT
SOME SORT OF
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MONUMENTALLY
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAY
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OF CONVINCING HIM THAT
HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A TIRE.
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EUREKA! I GOT IT!
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LET'S ENTER THE UG RV
IN THE BIG FAT RACE.
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OLD UNCLE "TIRE-PA"
WON'T LAST FIVE MINUTES
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AGAINST
THOSE MOTORIZED MANIACS.
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YEAH! IT'S THE MOST PUNISHING
RACE EVER!
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I BET IT'S ESPECIALLY TOUGH
ON TIRES.
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THAT IDEA'S SO CRAZY,
THERE'S NO WAY IT CAN'TWORK.
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GOOD NEWS,
UNCLE GRANDPA.
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WE FIGURED OUT A WAY
THAT YOU CAN STAY A TIRE
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ANDWATCH THE RACE.
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OH, BOY!
I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
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HEY,
ALL YOU RACE FANS.
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ARE YOU READY
FOR ONE HECK OF A COMPETITION?
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I KNOW IAM.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
I'LL BE WATCHING FROM THE STANDS
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WITH THE REST OF YOU
SINCE I'M TURNING DUTIES OVER
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TO A GIANT REALISTIC TIGER
AND A TALKING KNAPSACK.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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WELCOME, FANS,
TO THE BIG FAT RACE.
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TO ALL OF YOU
TUNING IN,
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I'M TODAY'S EVENT ANNOUNCER,
BELLY BAG.
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AND THIS IS
MY CO-HOST AND ROOMMATE,
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THE ALWAYS-OUTSPOKEN
GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!
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[ ROARS ]
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RACING IN TODAY'S
BIG SHOWDOWN, WE HAVE...
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TINY MIRACLE THE ROBOT BOY
AND HIS GIGA-RIDE RACER.
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FRANKENSTEIN DRIVING
AN ELECTRIC-POWERED
OPERATING TABLE.
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CHARLIE BURGERS,
THE BALL-LOVING DOG NEXT DOOR
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AND HIS WOOF-WOOF WAGON.
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ULE GAPPA
AND HIS DANGER DOME.
[ YELLS ]
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BEARY NICE AND HOT DOG PERSON,
DRIVING HOT DOG PERSON.
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THE CRAZY DRIVING BABY
FROM THAT EPISODE
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DRIVING
A BOTTLE-ROCKET RACER.
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UG's NEMESIS, AUNT GRANDMA,
DRIVING HER CONVERTIBLE CRUISER.
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EVIL WIZARD
AND HIS EVIL MOBILE.
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XARNA, SHE-WARRIOR
OF THE APOCALYPSE
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DRIVING
HER MAD MOTORCYCLE.
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AND FINALLY,
OUR LAST-MINUTE CONTENDER,
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THE UG RV.
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MR. GUS AND PIZZA STEVE
WILL BE DRIVING,
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AND UNCLE GRANDPA
WILL BE FILLING IN
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AS THE FRONT
PASSENGER TIRE.
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WOW -- MY FIRST DAY
AS A TIRE,
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AND I GET TO BE
IN THE RACE OF A LIFETIME.
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THE FIRST RACER TO CROSS
THE CHECKERED FINISH LINE
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WINS A GOLDEN TROPHY
AND BRAGGING RIGHTS
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ON TWO --TWO FORMS
OF SOCIAL MEDIA.
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I HOPE
IT DOESN'T TAKE TOO LONG
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FOR UNCLE GRANDPA
TO GIVE UP BEING A TIRE.
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BRO, IF THIS RACE IS ANYTHING
LIKE THAT COMMERCIAL SUGGESTS,
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WE'VE GOT
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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RACERS,
START YOUR ENGINES!
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[ SQUEAK, ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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OH, FINE.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Belly Bag:
ON YOUR MARKS...
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LET'S DO THIS.
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...GET SET...
[ POP! ]
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[ GASPS ] UGH!
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...GO!
[ POP! ]
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AND THEY'RE OFF!
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TIME TO GET
OUR UNCLE GRANDPA BACK.
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[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
WHOO-HOO!
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Belly Bag: RACE FANS GOING WILD
FOR THEIR FAVORITE RACERS!
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GO, WIZARD GUY!
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[ LAUGHS WHEEZILY ]
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Belly Bag:
AND IT LOOKS LIKE
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ULE GAPPA IS
OFF TO A COMMANDING LEAD.
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SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM
TO FIRE THAT THING AT US.
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BUT HERE COMES THE RV.
HEY!
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OUT OF MY WAY,
OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT!
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YIKES!
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Belly Bag: WOW!
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IT LOOKS LIKE
THIS RACE
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JUST BECAME
AN OFF-ROAD FREE-FOR-ALL.
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HMM. MAYBE TRY GETTING CLOSE
TO THAT EVIL WIZARD GUY.
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'KAY.
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HMM.
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NOW, WHAT EVIL
CAN I INFLICT
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UPON THIS
RECREATIONAL VEHICLE?
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OH, I KNOW!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ GROANS ]
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WHA...?
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HEY!
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DANG.
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AW, COME ON!
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THIS THING WILL DO WONDERS
FOR YOUR NAILS.
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DARN! DARN!
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Belly Bag: RACERS ARE
NOW HEADED RIGHT TO THE CITY.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'LL BE MORE DANGEROUS --
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THE CITY'S NEGLECTED POTHOLES
OR EACH OTHER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DEFECTIVE ROADWORK IS
ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FOR ANYTIRE.
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UH-OH.
I'D BETTER GET MY BOUNCE ON.
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BOING! BOING!
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BOING! BOING! BOING!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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YO, THAT IS
ONE TRICKED-OUT RV.
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YOU GUYS, YOU GOT TO START
DRIVING MORE CAREFUL
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IF WE'RE GONNA
WIN THIS THING.
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OKAY, BACK TO WORK.
233
00:09:20,012 --> 00:09:22,022
HA. HE ACTUALLY THINKS
HE'S GONNA WIN.
234
00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:23,022
[ GASPS ]
235
00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:25,012
OH, YES!
236
00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:28,007
TRY GETTING BEHIND
THATMONSTROSITY.
237
00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:34,009
UGH. I SHOULD REALLY
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT RV.
238
00:09:34,016 --> 00:09:37,006
IT'S JUST SO "TACKY."
239
00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:41,015
[ Laughing ]
HO HO HO, YEAH!
240
00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:43,021
UH-OH.
HEY, TINY MIRACLE!
241
00:09:43,022 --> 00:09:45,022
LAUNCH YOUR MAGNET POWER,
WILL YA?
242
00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:48,001
COMING RIGHT UP.
243
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,014
[ WHOOSH! ]
244
00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:51,009
ROAD HAZARD AVOIDED.
245
00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:55,002
AW, COME ON, TINY MIRACLE!
YOU'RE NOT HELPING HERE!
246
00:09:55,004 --> 00:09:57,004
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED
TO HELP.
247
00:09:57,004 --> 00:09:58,004
WHAT THE --
AHH!
248
00:09:58,005 --> 00:10:01,005
GET...OFF...MY...ARM!
249
00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:03,007
[ WHISTLE! ]
250
00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:06,020
OH,
THE ARTIFICIAL HUMANITY!
251
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000
ANYWAYS,
BACK TO THE RACE,
252
00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:11,015
WHICH IS NOW HEADED INTO
SOME ROCKY MOUNTAINS.
253
00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:14,020
BOY, I'D SURE HATE
TO BE A TIRE RIGHT NOW.
254
00:10:14,017 --> 00:10:18,007
UNCLE GRANDPA IS GONNA HATE
BEING A TIRE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
255
00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:21,017
[ UNCLE GRANDPA GRUNTING ]
256
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,011
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
257
00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,020
YOU READY TO CALL IT QUITS,
UNCLE G?
258
00:10:25,019 --> 00:10:27,019
N-N-N-NO WAY --
T-T-T-THIS IS THE BEST
259
00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:30,011
D-D-DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE
I'VE EV-V-VER HAD!
260
00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:32,024
D-D-D-DANG! D-D-D-DANG!
261
00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:36,007
WHAT A RACE
THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE!
262
00:10:36,013 --> 00:10:39,003
AND THE COMPETITION
KEEPS GETTING MORE FIERCE!
263
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,016
ESPECIALLY AS XARNA
TAKES THE LEAD
264
00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:43,998
AS IF
IT WERE THE APOCALYPSE.
265
00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:48,005
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
266
00:10:49,021 --> 00:10:50,021
[ SNIFFS ]
267
00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:53,021
WHY DO I SMELL GAS?
268
00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:56,997
YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.
269
00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:58,022
GOOD LUCK
FINDING A GAS STATION!
270
00:10:58,019 --> 00:10:59,019
[ LAUGHS ]
271
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:02,021
Belly Bag: AND XARNA
IS OUT OF LUCK AND GAS.
272
00:11:02,022 --> 00:11:05,002
BEEP BEEP!
VROOM VROOM!
273
00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:07,013
GOO-GOO GA-GA.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
274
00:11:07,016 --> 00:11:10,006
UGH! THAT'S IT
WITH THAT BLASTED BOTTLE.
275
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,010
[ GROWLS ]
276
00:11:11,013 --> 00:11:12,023
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
277
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,000
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
278
00:11:14,002 --> 00:11:15,002
WHOA!
[ CRYING ]
279
00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:16,996
AND AUNT GRANDMA
SHOWED THAT BABY
280
00:11:17,006 --> 00:11:20,006
THERE'S NO USE
CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK.
281
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:24,010
LOOKS LIKE THE RACERS ARE NOW
HEADED INTO A DENSE FOREST AREA.
282
00:11:24,013 --> 00:11:26,013
FRANKENSTEIN
HAS TAKEN THE LEAD
283
00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:29,022
AND IS MAKING A BEELINE
STRAIGHT FOR THAT FINISH LINE.
284
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,020
HUH?
285
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,003
[ BEES BUZZING ]
286
00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:34,997
HUH?!
287
00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:36,003
AAAAAAAH!
288
00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:37,012
BEEP BEEP!
VROOM VROOM!
289
00:11:37,015 --> 00:11:42,005
OH, MR. GUS, DRIVE US
THROUGH THOSE DANDELION FLOWERS.
290
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:44,003
WHY DANDELION FLOWERS?
291
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,024
'CAUSE UNCLE G
IS CRAZY-ALLERGIC.
292
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,010
OH, YEAH.
293
00:11:48,009 --> 00:11:50,009
[ CHUCKLES ]
294
00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,005
[ SNEEZING ]
295
00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:56,007
GUYS! I'M CRAZY-ALLERGIC
TO DANDELIONS!
296
00:11:56,012 --> 00:11:57,012
YOU KNOW THAT!
297
00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:59,024
ALL PART OF BEING A TIRE,
UNCLE G.
298
00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:02,021
YEAH. YOU CAN ALWAYS QUIT
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
299
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,002
[ SNEEZES ]
300
00:12:04,002 --> 00:12:05,012
[ Nasally ]
I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO.
301
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,995
I CAN'T BREATHE,
302
00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:09,023
AND MY NOSE IS SWELLING UP
TO THE SIZE OF A BEACH BALL.
303
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,021
[ GASPS ]
DID SOMEONE SAY "BALL"?
304
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:14,003
WOOF!
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
305
00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:15,022
[ CRASH ]
OH, MY!
306
00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:16,999
I'VE BEEN T-BONED.
307
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:19,012
Belly Bag: AND THAT'S IT
FOR AUNT GRANDMA.
308
00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:22,009
OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
I LOVE BALLS! WOOF!
309
00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,021
[ CHOMPS ]
310
00:12:23,018 --> 00:12:24,018
UGH!
311
00:12:24,018 --> 00:12:25,998
HEY! MOVE!
312
00:12:26,002 --> 00:12:27,022
I CAN'T SEE
WHERE I'M GOING!
313
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,002
RAAAAAAAAAH!
314
00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:31,024
AND DOWN GOES ULE GAPPA
AND CHARLIE BURGERS!
315
00:12:31,023 --> 00:12:33,013
BEEP BEEP!
VROOM VROOM!
316
00:12:33,014 --> 00:12:34,014
[ GRUNTS ]
[ POP! ]
317
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,024
I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!
318
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:38,012
THANKS FOR POPPING MY NOSE,
CHARLIE BURGERS.
319
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,998
I'M GOOD TO GO, GUYS.
WE'RE STILL IN THIS THING.
320
00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,996
HE'S PERSISTENT --
I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.
321
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:46,004
Belly Bag: FOLKS, WE'RE DOWN
TO THE LAST THREE RACERS.
322
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,023
IT'S GETTING
DOWN TO THE WIRE.
323
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,021
AND, OF COURSE, BY "WIRE,"
I MEAN "CACTUS PATCH."
324
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:53,011
MR. GUS! MR. GUS!
325
00:12:53,011 --> 00:12:54,021
DON'T WORRY.
I SEE IT.
326
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:58,011
UH, CAN YOU GUYS GO AROUND
THAT CACTUS PATCH?
327
00:12:58,014 --> 00:12:59,014
NOPE.
328
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:00,023
IT'S THE SHORTEST WAY,
329
00:13:00,018 --> 00:13:02,018
AND WE'VE GOT TO
MAINTAIN THE LEAD.
330
00:13:02,022 --> 00:13:04,022
I THINK
I'LL BE TRYING THE LONG WAY.
331
00:13:04,022 --> 00:13:07,012
HEY, BEARY,
DO YOU THINK
332
00:13:07,009 --> 00:13:10,019
THEY GIVE TROPHIES FOR SECOND
OR THIRD PLACE, AS WELL?
333
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:12,021
I'M NOT SURE,
HOT DOG PERSON.
334
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,020
THIS IS
MY BEARY FIRST RACE.
335
00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:17,007
BUT WE SHOULD TRY
OUR BEARY BEST TO WIN.
336
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,016
OKAAAAAAAAAY!
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
337
00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:23,013
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
338
00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:26,006
I CAN'T SEE A THING,
HOT DOG PERSON.
339
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:29,011
WAAH! WAAH!
WAAAAAAH!
340
00:13:29,013 --> 00:13:31,023
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
341
00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:33,013
OH, NO,
HOT DOG PERSON.
342
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:36,002
LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.
343
00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:37,004
[ GROANS ]
344
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,023
ANOTHER RACER DOWN.
345
00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:42,002
IT'S DOWN TO RV
AND EVIL WIZARD.
346
00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,013
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
347
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,010
WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT NOW,
UNCLE GRANDPA?
348
00:13:46,016 --> 00:13:47,996
IT'LL BE WAY EASIER
349
00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:51,002
THAN ME THINKING OF SOMETHING
VILLAINOUS TO DO TO YOU.
350
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:52,012
NO WAY!
351
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:54,020
WINNING THIS RACE IS
THE ONLY THING I EVER DREAMED OF
352
00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:56,017
SINCE BECOMING A TIRE
TWO HOURS AGO.
353
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:59,011
ALSO, WATCH OUT
FOR THOSE DUCKS.
354
00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:00,995
DUCKS? WHAT DUCKS?
355
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:03,003
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
356
00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:05,002
GO! MOVE! SHOO!
SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO!
357
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,013
DON'T YOU KNOW
WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU
358
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,002
IF I TAKE MY FOOT
OFF THIS BRAKE?
359
00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:09,015
[ QUACKS ]
360
00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:10,019
NO!
361
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:12,009
MUST FIGHT
FEELINGS OF COMPASSION
362
00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:14,009
WITH THOUGHTS OF EVIL!
363
00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:17,002
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
364
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:20,013
Belly Bag: AND THE RV WINS
BY A LANDSLIDE!
365
00:14:20,016 --> 00:14:23,996
[ ROARS ]
WHAT AN AMAZING RACE
AND A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT
366
00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:26,004
FOR TEAM UNCLE GRANDPA!
367
00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:29,004
OH, WAIT. GUESS THE PLAN
DIDN'T WORK, AFTER ALL.
368
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,003
[ ROARS ]
369
00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:32,015
BUT HERE COMES
THE TROPHY NOW!
370
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,010
ON BEHALF OF THE ASSOCIATION
OF THE FEDERATION
371
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:38,002
FOR THE LEAGUE OF RACERS
COALITION WORLDWIDE,
372
00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:40,024
WE PRESENT YOU
THIS GOLDEN TIRE TROPHY.
373
00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:43,019
AND IF I CAN SAY,
THAT IS ONE MIGHTY FINE
374
00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:45,018
FRONT PASSENGER TIRE
YOU GOT THERE.
375
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,020
YEAH,
I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
376
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:49,997
BUT YOU DO MAKE
A PRETTY GOOD TIRE.
377
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:54,003
YEAH. GUESS IT WON'T BE THE SAME
WITH YOU OUT HERE ALL THE TIME.
378
00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:55,016
BUT IF THIS
IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO,
379
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,011
I GUESS
WE CAN'T STOP YOU.
380
00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:59,996
THANKS, GUYS. I'M GLAD
YOU RESPECT MY DECISION.
381
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:03,016
NOW LET ME GET A LOOK AT THAT
SHINY TROPHY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
382
00:15:03,021 --> 00:15:05,021
[ GRUNTS ]
383
00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:08,012
WHAT THE --
BUBBLE GUM?!
384
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,007
EW! GROSS!
385
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:12,012
YUCK! SUGAR-FREE?!
386
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,015
[ POP! ]
387
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:17,012
EH, I'M THROUGH
BEING A TIRE.
388
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:19,021
THERE WE GO.
389
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,011
THE RV IS READY TO ROLL,
390
00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:24,018
AND NOW I'M READY
TO JUST BE UNCLE GRANDPA AGAIN.
391
00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:25,019
ALL RIGHT!
392
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:28,012
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK,
UNCLE GRANDPA.
393
00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:29,995
ALL RIGHT, UNCLE G!
394
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:32,995
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE MAKE LIKE A TIRE
395
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,006
AND RACE OUT OF HERE?
396
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:37,013
I'VE GOT A FROZEN PIZZA
IN THE FRIDGE!
397
00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,007
YAY!
398
00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:40,016
UH-OH.
399
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,023
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL FIX IT.
400
00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:45,012
I GUESS HE ISPRETTY HANDY
TO HAVE AROUND.
401
00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:48,006
I DON'T KNOW IF "HANDY"
IS THE RIGHT WORD.
402
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,016
GOOD MORNING!
403
00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:54,999
OOH!
LOOKING GOOD, UNCLE G.
404
00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:57,004
LOOKING GOOD,
PIZZA STEVE.
405
00:15:57,002 --> 00:15:59,012
[ GROANING ]
406
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,010
[ COUGHS ]
407
00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:02,022
LOOKIN' --
UHH...
408
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:04,013
HI, MR. GUS.
409
00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,017
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
410
00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:07,018
Uncle Grandpa:
OKAY, TIGER, YOUR TURN.
411
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,001
TAIL TO LAVENDER.
412
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,023
[ ROARS ]
413
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,998
WAY TO GO, TIGER!
414
00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:14,006
GRANDPA'S TURN!
415
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
MUSTACHE TO CHARTREUSE.
416
00:16:17,013 --> 00:16:20,013
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN HOLD OUT.
417
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:24,000
THIS GAME OF TWIST-IT-UP
HAS BEEN GOING FOR TWO DAYS NOW.
418
00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:26,013
ACTUALLY, IT'S ONLY BEEN
48 HOURS, MR. GUS.
419
00:16:26,014 --> 00:16:28,024
BESIDES, IT'S A GOOD WAY
TO PASS THE TIME
420
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:32,011
ON THE LONG TRIP TO HELP ALL
THE LITTLE KIDDOS OF THE WORLD.
421
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,023
[ Straining ]
COME HERE, CHARTREUSE.
422
00:16:34,021 --> 00:16:35,021
[ GRUNTS ]
423
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:38,001
GOTCHA!
424
00:16:38,004 --> 00:16:39,014
[ ZIP! CRASH! ]
425
00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:41,024
[ ALL GROANING ]
GOOD GAME, EVERYBODY.
426
00:16:41,022 --> 00:16:43,012
[ ENGINE CLUNKS, STOPS ]
427
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:45,996
SOUNDS LIKE
THE RV JUST SPUTTERED OUT.
428
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,024
YOU'RE RIGHT!
429
00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:50,017
WHICH CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING,
BELLY BUDDY.
430
00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:52,023
WE'RE REACHED
OUR DESTINATION.
431
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,020
LET'S GET OUT THERE
AND HELP SOME KIDS, TEAM.
432
00:16:55,018 --> 00:16:56,998
[ ROARS ]
433
00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,006
OH, RIGHT, TIGER.
434
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,006
THE RV IS
JUST OUT OF FUEL.
435
00:17:00,015 --> 00:17:02,015
GREAT -- HOW ARE WE
GONNA FIND ANY FUEL
436
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,020
OUT HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?
437
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,012
I DON'T KNOW,
LI'L SLICE.
438
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,020
THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
THAT GAS STATION RIGHT THERE?
439
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:12,001
THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION,
MR. GUS.
440
00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:13,015
OF COURSE
PIZZA STEVE KNOWS
441
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:15,017
HOW TO FIND GAS
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
442
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:16,021
[ POP! ]
WAIT, GUYS.
443
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
THERE'S
JUST ONE PROBLEM.
444
00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:21,002
THE RV
DOESN'T RUN ON GAS.
445
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:22,002
IT RUNS ON...
446
00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:24,005
[ Distorted ]
WEIRD.
447
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,002
THE RV
RUNS ON WEIRD?
448
00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:29,014
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. GUS.
449
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,004
IN ORDER TO POWER THE RV,
WE NEED TO GET WEIRD.
450
00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:34,006
AND WHERE ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO FIND WEIRD?
451
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,022
WHERE EVERYBODYGOES
TO GET WEIRD.
452
00:17:36,023 --> 00:17:38,023
THE BIG CITY, OF COURSE.
453
00:17:38,019 --> 00:17:40,009
TOTALLY KNEW THAT, TOO.
454
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:44,015
YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP ANSWERING
ALL MY RHETORICAL QUESTIONS.
455
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:46,998
OKAY, GUYS.
THE WEIRD IS HERE SOMEWHERE.
456
00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:49,015
ASK AROUND
AND SEE IF ANYONE'S SEEN IT.
457
00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:52,002
[ HARMONICA PLAYING ]
458
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
[ GROWLS ]
459
00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:55,023
WUAAAAAAAH!
460
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:58,000
MAYBE ISHOULD DO
THE ASKING AROUND.
461
00:17:58,002 --> 00:18:00,022
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
FRANKENSTEIN?
462
00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:03,997
MY BARE FEET ARE BURNING UP
ON THIS HOT SIDEWALK.
463
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:05,012
YAAAAAAAAAAH!
464
00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:06,017
HOT! HOT! HOT!
465
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,999
[ GROANS ]
466
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,015
REALLY, FRANKENSTEIN?
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?
467
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,011
[ SIGHS ]
468
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,009
THANKS, BUDDY.
469
00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,024
[ GROANS ]
470
00:18:15,017 --> 00:18:17,017
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
471
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:19,997
HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING WEIRD
AROUND HERE?
472
00:18:20,006 --> 00:18:21,996
YOU MEAN
BESIDES FRANKENSTEIN
473
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,013
CARRYING A LIZARD MAN
ON HIS BACK?
474
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,010
NOPE.
475
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,001
[ LAUGHS ]
476
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,015
DOING THE WORM,
WORM, WORM.
477
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:32,013
LOOKING FOR WEIRD,
WEIRD, WEIRD.
478
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:36,007
ANYONE SEE
ANY WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD?
479
00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:38,013
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE RAMIREZ CLAN.
480
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,006
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY WEIRD
AROUND HERE?
481
00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,013
HMM?
482
00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:44,003
UH, NO,
UNCLE GRANDPA.
483
00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,016
NOTHING WEIRD AROUND HERE --
EXCEPT YOU.
484
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,011
SERIOUSLY?
485
00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:50,022
ME AND MY FRIENDS COULD
REALLY USE SOME WEIRD RIGHT NOW.
486
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,020
HOW ABOUT YOU,
GORGEOUS?
487
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
YOU SEE ANYTHING WEIRD?
488
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,005
EXCUSE ME,
YOUNG MAN.
489
00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:03,023
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD HELP US.
490
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:05,019
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND
SOME WEIRD.
491
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,008
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY
UP HERE?
492
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,012
WHOA.
493
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,020
CHECK OUT THESE WEIRDOS,
DAD.
494
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,020
A TALKING ROBOT
WITH A PIZZA SLICE ON HIS HEAD
495
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,010
RIDING A FLYING TIGER.
496
00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:15,018
RILEY,
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
497
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,001
ABOUT THOSE WEIRD STORIES
YOU MAKE UP?
498
00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:21,005
NOW CLOSE YOUR WINDOW.
IT'S ALMOST CHOW TIME.
499
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:23,022
ANY LUCK, GUYS?
500
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,000
[ ROARS ]
[ GROANS ]
501
00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:25,995
[ SIGHS ]
502
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,015
WITHOUT FUEL,
WE'RE STUCK HERE.
503
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:31,008
WHAT WILL
THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD DO
504
00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:33,009
WITHOUT
THEIR UNCLE GRANDPA?!
505
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:36,011
MR. GUS,
WE GOT TO GET WEIRD!
506
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,020
BUT WE ASKED
ALL OVER THE CITY.
507
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,020
NOBODY'S SEEN ANYTHING WEIRD
EXCEPT FOR US.
508
00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:45,012
HMM. YOU'RE RIGHT.
509
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,997
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
COME CHECK THIS OUT.
510
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,005
EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING
WE'REWEIRD.
511
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:54,002
WELL, TELL ME IF THAT ISN'T
THE WEIRDEST SIGHT YOU EVER SAW.
512
00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:56,012
I'D SAY THAT'S
A PRETTY WEIRD SIGHT, INDEED.
513
00:19:56,014 --> 00:19:58,014
WHAT DOES IT MEAN,
THOUGH?
514
00:19:58,007 --> 00:19:59,007
SILLY DINOSAUR.
515
00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:02,016
IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THE WEIRD
LIVES INSIDE US WEIRDOS.
516
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,001
SO IN ORDER
TO FUEL THE UG RV,
517
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,024
WE HAVE TO JOURNEY
INSIDE OURSELVES.
518
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:10,001
READY, EVERYBODY?
519
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,022
COME ON!
520
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:16,021
Belly Bag: WHOA!
JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
521
00:20:16,022 --> 00:20:19,022
PRETTY COOL. BUT WHERE'S
THE WEIRD WE'RE LOOKING FOR?
522
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,020
MUST BE IN THAT MYSTERIOUS
GLOWING ORB UP THERE.
523
00:20:22,018 --> 00:20:25,008
[ PULSATING ]
524
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:27,024
LET'S GRAB IT.
525
00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:31,023
[ ALL SCREAM ]
526
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,001
OOF!
527
00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,021
GUYS, LOOK!
IT'S HEADED OUTSIDE!
528
00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:40,008
WE MUST HARVEST THE WEIRD
BEFORE IT ESCAPES US!
529
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,022
[ ROARS ]
530
00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:43,022
WHOA!
531
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,010
GOTCHA.
532
00:20:45,012 --> 00:20:48,022
PIZZA STEVE,
LET ME GIVE YOU A PRONG.
533
00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:50,022
UH-OH.
534
00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:52,012
HANG ON, TINY.
535
00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:53,008
FRANKIE!
536
00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:55,007
[ GROWLS ]
537
00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:57,012
[ GROWLS ]
538
00:20:58,004 --> 00:21:01,014
OKAY, NOW WHO'S
HOLDING ON TO THE ORB?
539
00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:03,024
GUYS!
IT'S GETTING AWAY!
540
00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:05,019
[ GRUNTS ]
541
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,013
I GOT IT!
542
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,011
[ GASPS ]
THERE SHE GOES.
543
00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:18,004
GOOD MORNING.
544
00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:19,015
[ SIGHS ]
545
00:21:19,022 --> 00:21:22,002
WE'LL NEVER
POWER THE RV NOW.
546
00:21:22,002 --> 00:21:23,022
AND WE'LL
NEVER BE ABLE TO HELP
547
00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:25,007
ALL THOSE KIDDOS
AROUND THE WORLD
548
00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,014
THAT NEED
THEIR UNCLE GRANDPA.
549
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,016
WAIT.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
550
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:31,011
I'VE HAD THIS BLOB
OVER MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME.
551
00:21:31,011 --> 00:21:32,021
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
552
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:35,009
LITTLE SLICE
SLICED OFF A PIECE OF THE ORB.
553
00:21:35,008 --> 00:21:36,008
WE HAVE FUEL NOW!
554
00:21:36,016 --> 00:21:39,996
I GUESS SO, BUT A NUGGET
OF PURE WEIRD THIS SIZE
555
00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:43,002
WILL ONLY FUEL THE RV
FOR 10,000 YEARS, TOPS.
556
00:21:43,006 --> 00:21:44,996
OH.
JUST 10,000, HUH?
557
00:21:45,006 --> 00:21:49,006
MAYBE 20,000 IF WE
ROTATE THE WIPERS REGULARLY.
558
00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:52,012
OKAY,
ALL ABOARD THE UG RV.
559
00:21:52,008 --> 00:21:53,018
AREN'T YOU
AT ALL CONCERNED
560
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:57,000
THAT WE'VE UNLEASHED A GIANT ORB
OF WEIRD INTO THE CITY?
561
00:21:57,005 --> 00:21:58,005
NOT IN THE LEAST.
562
00:21:58,008 --> 00:22:00,008
LET'S GO, TEAM!
563
00:22:00,012 --> 00:22:03,012
EVERYBODY GET WEIRD!
564
00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:05,009
NOW, THIS IS WEIRD!
ALL RIGHT!
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