Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ GRUNTS ] DANG.

THESE ARE PRETTY COMFY.

THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM TO ACCOMMODATE MY BIG TAIL.

[ RIP! ]

MAYBE I'LL JUST STICK WITH TO TANK TOPS.

WOW, LOOKING GOOD, TIGER.

[ ROARS ]

WOOOOOOW!

I HAVEN'T LOOKED THIS FRESH

SINCE I CAME OUT THE OVEN!

JUST NOT SURE IF THIS VEST SAYS "PIZZA STEVE" OR NOT.

THIS VEST SAYS "PIZZA STEVE."

OH, YEAH, SON!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS IN THE DISCONTINUED SECTION.

UH, I DON'T REALLY SEE ANYTHING IN THIS STORE FOR A BELLY BAG.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

[ RETCHES ]

COME ON, RED.

HEY! GET BACK HERE!

WOW, MAN, LOOKY HERE -- A GUM BALL.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] EXCUSE ME.

HAVE YOU SEEN A RED GUM BALL ROLL THROUGH HERE?

AW, MAN, WELL, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE MY LUCKY DAY.

YOU KNOW, RED'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, MAN,

BUT, YEAH, I DID SEE YOUR GUM BALL.

HERE YOU GO, COOL CAT.

MMM! MMM!

THANKS, PAL.

ACTUALLY, I CAN GET ONE FOR YOU, TOO, IF YOU'D LIKE.

WELL, THAT'S AWFUL GROOVY OF YOU, MAN, BUT THAT'S OKAY.

IT'S ACTUALLY JUST NICE TO HAVE A FEW WORDS

WITH A FELLOW BAG BROTHER, MAN.

IT CAN GET AWFUL LONELY ON THIS EMPTY RACK.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER BAGS?

AW, MAN, THEY'RE OVER IN THAT POPULAR DEPARTMENT,

YOU KNOW, BEHIND THE PROTECTIVE GLASS.

ME? HEY, MAN, I'VE BEEN ON THIS RACK SINCE THE '70s.

I'VE SEEN FASHION TRENDS COME AND GO, MAN,

WHILE I JUST, YOU KNOW, JUST HANG OUT.

GEEZ, WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE A GREAT ACCESSORY

FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE.

I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO, BUT I'M JUST A BAG.

BELLY BAG, THERE YOU ARE.

WERE YOU TALKING TO A BAG?

PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE WEIRD.

HEY! THAT'S IT!

SAY, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT DO YOU THINK

ABOUT GETTING ANOTHER BAG TO WEAR?

YOU KNOW, LIKE A PEER FOR ME TO RELATE TO?

I SUPPOSE TWO BAGS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.

HEY, MAN, I JUST WANT TO ADD I'M ON CLEARANCE,

AND I'M VERY DURABLE, MAN.

WHOA, A TALKING BAG! SOLD!

SINCE HE'S BELLY BAG,

WHY DON'T WE CALL YOU BOTTOM BAG?

BOTTOM BAG? YEAH, I LIKE THAT.

WELL, BOTTOM BAG, WELCOME ABOARD THE S.S. GRANDPA.

NOW LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THIS STORE.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

[ FLIES BUZZING ] SO, OVER HERE, WE HAVE THE KITCHEN,

WHERE WE PREPARE AND EAT ALL OUR MEALS.

UH-OH. THE SINKS FULL AGAIN.

THAT MEANS IT MUST BE PIZZA STEVE'S TURN

TO DO THE DISHES.

THIS NEXT ROOM IS THE LIVING ROOM,

WHERE THE GANG GATHERS TO WATCH TV

AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

AND READ CLASSIC LITERATURE.

THAT'S MR. GUS.

HE'S KIND OF A NERD.

HEY! HMPH.

AND THIS IS THE COUCH

WHERE PIZZA STEVE DOESN'TDO THE DISHES.

YEP, THAT'S ME.

THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE REST OF THE RV.

IT'S ROOMIER THAN IT LOOKS FROM THE OUTSIDE.

WHOA! FAR OUT!

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING.

THERE'S EVEN MORE ROOM INSIDE ME.

COME ON IN AND CHECK IT OUT.

ALL RIGHT, MAN.

[ GULP! ]

HOLD ON. HERE I COME.

[ SLURP! ]

WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

THIS PLACE IS FREAKY-DEAKY, MAN.

HEY, MAN, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?

IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY.

I'M UNCLE GRANDPA'S MAGIC BELLY BAG.

SO, THIS IS WHERE I KEEP

ALL OF UNCLE GRANDPA'S IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS AND STUFF.

FOR INSTANCE, THESE ARE THE DRAWERS

WHERE I KEEP UNCLE GRANDPA'S FILES.

AND OVER HERE, I HAVE THE FILES

WHERE I KEEP UNCLE GRANDPA'S DRAWERS.

[ SLURP! BOINK! ]

[ SHOUTS ]

AH, ZOWIE, MAN!

YOU SURE ARE LUCKY, DUDE.

YOU GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE -- GREAT FRIENDS, THE COOLEST PAD,

NOT TO MENTION THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING

YOUR UNCLE GRANDPA'S GO-TO GUY.

I'M SURE YOU COULD BE VALUABLE, TOO.

HERE, WHY DON'T YOU CARRY UNCLE GRANDPA'S BREATH SPRAY?

OH, MAN, I'M PART OF THE TEAM!

COME ON, GUYS. IT'S BED TIME.

THERE YOU GO, BELLY BAG. NICE AND COMFY-COZY.

[ GRUNTS, FARTS ]

GOOD NIGHT, BOTTOM BAG.

GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE G--

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

PLEASANT DREAMS, BELLY BRAT.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

ENJOY YOUR LAST NIGHT AS TOP BAG.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, GOSH, BOTTOM BAG,

THIS EARLY-MORNING SKINNY DIP WAS A GREAT IDEA.

IT'S A REFRESHING WAY TO START THE DAY, MAN.

THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HEY!

MM, MAN, OH, MAN.

THAT HIT THE SPOT.

HEY, YOU KNOW, MAN, I SURE DO ENVY

YOUR COOL, MODERN THREADS.

YOU DON'T SUPPOSE WE COULD TRADE OUTFITS,

YOU KNOW, JUST FOR HOOTS AND TOOTS?

HMM, WHY NOT?

I DON'T SEE ANY HARM IN IT.

HERE YOU GO.

OH, FAR OUT, MAN.

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOK AT ME, I AM ONE SLICK DUDE, MAN.

[ GASPS ]

OH, NO! I THINK I LEFT MY FAVORITE PITCHFORK

BEHIND THAT ROCK.

DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY. I'LL GET IT.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

GUYS, GUYS, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

BOTTOM BAG'S GONE CRAZY, MAN!

WHAT?!

HE'S A GOT A PITCHFORK, MAN, AND HE'S COMING AFTER US.

LOOK! HE SAID HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

SO LONG, SUCKER.

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

HEY! WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE'S BOTTOM BAG GONNA PUT THIS PITCHFORK.

HIS POCKETS ARE WAY TOO SMALL.

HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

"MY EVIL PLAN BY BOTTOM BAG"?

"STEP ONE -- GET RID OF BELLY BAG.

STEP TWO -- BECOME BELLY BAG.

STEP THREE -- NONE THE WISER"?

JEEPERS!

I GOT TO SAVE MY FRIENDS FROM THAT FIEND.

BUT HOW?

[ TINK! ] BINGO!

GEE, BELLY BAG,

I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH YOUR NEW FRIEND.

AH, THAT'S OKAY, MAN.

I HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS I NEED RIGHT HERE.

NUTS!

[ POP! ]

[ THWACK! ]

MMM.

[ POP! THWACK! ] HMPH.

[ THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! ]

MAN, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.

I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP WITH THIS.

BELLY BAG, HAND ME MY LASER HAMMER.

OH, UH, LASER HAMMER?

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I SENT IT OUT TO GET WAXED, MAN.

HEY, SINCE WHEN DO WE WAX THE LASER HAMMER?

UH...WELL, UM...

THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

YEP, THAT'S ME, MAN.

GOOD, OLD, THOUGHTFUL BELLY BAG.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ LAUGHS ]

WOW, BELLY BAG, I LOVE YOUR NEW EVIL LAUGH.

[ BEEPING ] UH-OH!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

THERE'S A KID WHO NEEDS OUR HELP.

[ CRYING ] [ BRAKES SCREECH ]

[ GASPS ]

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, BILLY?

THAT MEAN, OLD BUTT BAG POPPED MY BASKETBALL!

I HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.

BOTTOM BAG!

I TOLD YOU HE WAS EVIL, MAN.

I'M NOT BOTTOM BAG!

[ GRUNTS ] SEE?!

UM, WHO ARE YOU, THEN?

I'M BELLY BAG.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, MAN. I'M BELLY BAG.

OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!

[ GRUNTS ]

SEE?!

UH, NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED.

SUCKER PUNCH.

[ GROANS ] YOU!

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

WHOA-OOO-OOA.

[ GROWLS ] COME HERE, YOU!

YOU! WHOA!

[ CLANG! ]

YOU GOT ME GOOD, BELLY BAG.

[ RETCHES ]

GOT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT, MAN.

HA! MISSED ME!

OUCH!

TAKE THAT AND THIS AND THESE!

HEY, MAN, HOW ABOUT A FACE FULL OF BREATH SPRAY?

AAAAAAAH!

MY EYES! MY EYES!

IS WHAT I'D SAY IF I HAD ANY!

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT'S INSIDE A REAL BELLY BAG!

[ RETCHES ]

[ CLATTER! ]

[ TINK! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

WHOA, MAN.

I GOT ONE LAST THING TO SHOW YOU.

[ RETCHES ]

MR. BOTTOM BAG, MEET MR. LASER HAMMER.

OH, SO THAT'S A LASER HAMMER, MAN.

[ PEW! ]

LIKE I SAID [RETCHES] I'M BELLY BAG.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE HAVING THIS WAXED.

[ GROANS ]

HAD ENOUGH?

ALL RIGHT, MAN, I GIVE.

SO, WHY'D YOU DO IT, BOTTOM BAG?

I'M SORRY, MAN.

I GUESS BEING COOPED UP IN THAT STORE FOR SO LONG

REALLY DID A NUMBER ON MY NOGGIN.

I JUST WANTED TO BE A TOP BAG LIKE YOU, MAN.

AW, UNCLE GRANDPA,

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WE COULD DO FOR HIM?

HMM. I GOT IT COVERED.

WOW, MAN. THANKS, GUYS.

HEY, NOW I'M A TOP BAG JUST LIKE YOU, BELLY BAG.

WHOA, THIS IS SO COOL, UNCLE G.

NOW I HAVE A PERFECT PLACE TO KEEP MY BASKETBALL.

[ GRUNTS ] [ CREAK! ]

WHA... LATER, DUDES.

COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER BAG.

HEY, GUYS, IS IT JUST ME,

OR DOES THAT CLOUD KIND OF LOOK LIKE A HOT DOG

WITH A JET PACK?

OH, YEAH, BRO.

I TOTALLY SEE IT.

[ ROARS ]

UM, I DON'T SEE IT.

KIND OF JUST LOOKS LIKE COTTON CANDY TO ME.

OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE.

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT.

[ ROARS ]

OH, YEAH! WHAT?

MAYBE SOME MASHED POTATOES OR SOMETHING,

BUT I DON'T SEE NO -- [ ROARS ]

WHOA, YOU'RE RIGHT, TIGER.

THAT DOES LOOK LIKE A SHARK WITH ANGEL WINGS.

SHARK WITH ANGEL WINGS?!

IT JUST LOOKS LIKE FLUFFY POPCORN AT BEST.

MAYBE YOU GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION

A LITTLE MORE, MR. GUS.

YOU DON'T NEED YOUR IMAGINATION FOR THAT ONE,

WHICH LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP

PLAYING WITH A YO-YO. WHAT?!

THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SEEING THAT.

I GUESS NOT EVERYBODY HAS THE GIFT OF GAZING.

SORRY, BRO.

GUYS, LOOK AT THAT ONE!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER WEARING A HELMET OF SPIKES.

OOH! OH!

A SPIDER WITH A HELMET OF SPIKERS? REALLY?

[ ROARS ] HA! GOOD CALL, TIGER.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A YETI JUGGLING BEEHIVES.

BELLY BAG, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES.

HOW ARE YOU SEEING THAT?!

I HAVE INTUITION. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THAT'S IT! "GIFT OF GAZING."

I'M NOT GONNA BE MADE A FOOL BY THOSE GUYS

PRETENDING I SEE SOME RIDICULOUS CLOUDS

THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING.

SOME CUMULO-NITWITS IF YOU ASK ME.

[ LAUGHS ] CUMULO-NITWITS.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] THAT'S GOOD. HUH?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING RIDICULOUS CLOUD OBJECTS?

AAAAAAAH!

GET HIM!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A MOB OF ANGRY CLOUDS

ATTACKING MR. GUS.

I TOTALLY SEE IT.