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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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AAAH!
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OOOOOOOOOH!
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THAT NEVER GETS ANY EASIER.
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BUT YOU'RE WORTH IT.
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NOW, THE PERFECT OUTFIT FOR THE
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PERFECT OCCASION.
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[ FAX MACHINE BEEPS ]
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HMM.
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OH-HO-HO-HO, YES. IT'S TIME!
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS IS SO
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EXTRE-E-E-E-MELY BORING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UHHHHH.
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I KNOW. THIS IS TERRIBLE!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ WHISTLING
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CHEERFULLY ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AND WHERE ARE
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YOU GOING IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD,
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MR. GUS?
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AND DID YOU TRIM YOUR NOSE HAIR?
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU SEE THAT?
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THAT NARROW-MINDED ATTITUDE IS
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THE REASON I'M GOING TO THE
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DOCUMENTARY WITHOUT YOU GUYS.
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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>> Both: MO-O-O-VI-E-E-E!
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>> Pizza Steve: CHECK IT OUT,
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UNCLE G!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: "EXPLOSION
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MAN"!
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>> Pizza Steve: AND YOU KNOW
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WHAT THAT MEANS.
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>> Both: EXPLOSIONS!
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EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS,
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EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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[ BOOM! WHISTLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU SHOULD
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COME SEE "EXPLOSION MAN" WITH US
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MR. GUS!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, INSTEAD OF
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WHATEVER SNOOZE-O-FAILURE-RAMA
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YOU'RE PLANNING ON SEEING.
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>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
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AND WHERE DO WE THINK WE'RE
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GOING?
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>> Mr. Gus: "VARANUS."
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>> OH, MY!
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"VARANUS" IS PLAYING --
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>> Mr. Gus: THEATER 5, BACK AND
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TO THE LEFT.
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I KNOW.
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>> TICKETS?
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>> Pizza Steve: HERE'S MY
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TICKET.
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HYAH!
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OHH.
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>> TICKETS FOR "EXPLOSION MAN"
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ARE OVER THERE.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT LUCK -- A
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MOSTLY EMPTY THEATER, WITH SO
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MANY SEATS TO CHOOSE FROM!
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>> WELCOME TO
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MOVIE THEATER CINEMAS!
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PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR MOBILE
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DEVICE.
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>> Mr. Gus: MM-HMM.
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>> NO LOUD TALKING OR NOISES
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DURING THE MOVIE.
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[ CREAK! ]
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AND LASTLY, IF YOU MUST TALK AT
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ALL, KEEP IT TO A WHISPER.
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>> Mr. Gus: You don't have to
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worry about me.
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[ TING! ]
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AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE
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PRESENTATION.
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>> THE VARANUS IS KNOWN FOR ITS
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POWERFUL TAILS, LONG NECKS, AND
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VICIOUS JAWS AND CLAWS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MR. GUS!
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>> Mr. Gus: AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: "EXPLOSION
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MAN" WAS SOLD OUT, SO WE GOT
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TICKETS TO SEE THIS ONE WITH
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YOU!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, BRO!
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HOPE IT'S NOT A TOTAL STINKER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SURE IT'S
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PRETTY GOOD, PIZZA STEVE!
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MR. GUS HAS GOOD TASTE!
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>> Mr. Gus: Would you guys keep
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it down?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S THE BIG
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DEAL, MR. GUS?!
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WE'RE, LIKE, THE ONLY PEOPLE IN
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THIS THEATER, EXCEPT FOR THAT
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GUY SLEEPING IN THE CORNER.
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>> [ SNORING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: SO, MR. G-MAN,
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WHAT'S THIS MOVIE ABOUT ANYWAY?
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LOOKED LAME FROM THE POSTER.
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[ MUNCHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: It is not lame!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'D YOU SAY?!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE
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TALKING SO SOFT, DUDE BRO!
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>> Mr. Gus: I said it is not
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lame, and, also, keep your voice
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down and stop disrupting the
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movie.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,
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YOU'RE MISSING THE MOVIE!
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CHECK IT OUT!
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IT'S A WEIRD LIZARD GUY!
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>> BUT WITH ALL THESE POTENT
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EXAMPLES OF STRENGTH, IT IS A
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MOSTLY PEACEFUL CREATURE THAT
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ENJOYS QUIET SOLITUDE.
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[ BEEPING ]
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VARANUS TEND TO BE LONERS IN THE
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WILD.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUMBLES ]
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[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
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[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, UNCLE G,
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DID YOU GET MY TEXT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOLD ON.
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LET ME CHECK.
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[ BEEPING ]
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WAS IT THE ONE ABOUT --
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>> Mr. Gus: WOULD YOU PLEASE
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STOP USING YOUR CELLPHONES?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAS IT THE ONE
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ABOUT "EXPLOSION MAN"?
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>> Pizza Steve: NO, DUDE!
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IT WAS ABOUT THIS LAME MOVIE
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WE'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOLD ON.
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LET ME CHECK.
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[ BEEPING ]
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NOPE, NOTHING.
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>> Pizza Steve: DUDE BRO, THAT
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IS MAD CRAY, BECAUSE I TOTALLY
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SENT IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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LET ME SEE. YEAH, YOU DID.
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SEE? LOOK -- THE LAST TEXT I GOT
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FROM YOU WAS "I WISH WE WERE
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WATCHING 'EXPLOSION MAN.'"
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I THINK I'M GETTING BAD SERVICE.
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LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET A BETTER
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SIGNAL.
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NO.
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LET ME SEE HERE. NO.
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>> Pizza Steve: ANYTHING YET?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: STILL NOTHING.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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I'M GETTING SOME BARS.
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[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
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OH-OH! I GOT IT!
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"THIS MOVIE IS MAD LAME," RIGHT?
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>> Pizza Steve: YUP.
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>> Mr. Gus: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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ARE YOU DONE?
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CAN YOU PUT AWAY THE CELLPHONES
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AND LET ME WATCH MY MOVIE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MR. GUS,
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THAT LIZARD GUY MOVED!
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>> WHILE SOME ARE FRUGIVORES,
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SUSTAINING ON A PURE DIET OF
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FRUIT, MANY ARE CARNIVOROUS IN
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NATURE.
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THEY ENJOY EGGS...
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[ SQUEAKING ]
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...SMALLER RODENTS, HAMBURGERS,
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MILKSHAKES.
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SOME SPECIES HAVE PROBLEMS
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DIGESTING DAIRY DUE TO A LACK OF
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MICROBIOME PROVIDED IN THE WOMB.
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[ SQUEAKING CONTINUES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ Lisping ] I
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GOT A POPCORN-KERNEL SHELL STUCK
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IN MY TOOTH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I AM GREAT AT
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REMOVING THOSE!
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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JUST HOLD ON THERE, BUDDY.
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROWLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DARN THING!
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JUST A LITTLE, AND -- UGH!
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DID I GET IT?
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>> Pizza Steve: I THINK SO.
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[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
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[ CREAK! POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MR. GUS
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FOUND IT!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]
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WOULD YOU TWO JUST CUT IT OUT?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY!
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THAT'S MINE!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT GIVES,
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DUDE?!
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>> Mr. Gus: ENOUGH!
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JUST SHUT YOUR CANHOLES AND
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WATCH THE MOVIE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT, MR. GUS,
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YOU CAN'T WATCH A MOVIE WITHOUT
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POPCORN.
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IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE POINT OF
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GOING TO THE MOVIES IN THE FIRST
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PLACE.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROWLING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: REAL SMOOTH,
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BIG G.
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WAY TO RUIN OUR MOVIE
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EXPERIENCE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COME ON,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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LET'S JUST GO GET SOME OTHER
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SNACKS.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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GOOD CALL, UNCLE G.
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I COULD USE A BREAK FROM THIS
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SLEEPER.
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>> Mr. Gus: GOOD RIDDANCE!
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>> IT HAS BEEN 15 DAYS OF
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FILMING, AND THE VARANUS LIZARD
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HAS YET TO MOVE FROM THIS ROCK.
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LET'S KEEP WATCHING TO SEE IF HE
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DOES ANYTHING.
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>> Pizza Steve: LOOKS LIKE WE
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DIDN'T MISS ANY EXPLOSIONS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I GOT
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SOME NACHOS!
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WANT TO TRY 'EM?
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THEY GOT EXTRA JALAPEÑOS, JUST
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THE WAY YOU LIKE THEM!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ ROARS ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SPLAT! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MMM.
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!
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[ SLURPING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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WITH MY SODA, UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM?
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[ MUMBLING ]
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THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S IT!
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EITHER WATCH THE MOVIE OR
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GE-E-E-E-T
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[Echoing] OU-U-U-U-U-U-U-T!
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HMM. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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>> THE COGNITION OF THIS ANIMAL
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IS ON PAR WITH OTHERS IN THE
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UPPER BELL CURVE OF ANIMAL
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INTELLIGENCE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAN, IS THIS
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GUY BORING.
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I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS
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MOVIE NEEDS.
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>> Both: EXPLOSIONS!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE...?
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HOW DID YOU GUYS GET IN THERE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S A
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ZIPPER IN THE CORNER.
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! BLINK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT DOES IT!
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I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO!
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I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU RUIN THIS
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FOR ME ANYMORE!
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WHAT? HUH? WHERE'D THEY GO?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GIGGLING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ]
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
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[ ZIP! ]
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YOU GUYS COME OUT FROM THERE!
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[ CLANK! ]
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AAAH!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!
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[ VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING ]
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS!
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
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AAH!
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[ BOOM! CRASH! ]
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THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.
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CAN'T EVEN WATCH A MOVIE IN
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PEACE.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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[ COUGHING ]
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MAN. I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO
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WATCH MY MOVIE WITH ALL THESE...
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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...EXPLOSIONS.
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WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, GUYS!
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YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO MISS
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THIS!
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>> Both: HUH? AWESOME!
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T FORGET YOUR
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POPCORN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DEFINITELY.
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>> Pizza Steve: NOW WE'RE
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TALKING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAN, THIS IS
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GONNA BE ONE SERIOUSLY AWESOME
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TOWN EXPLOSION!
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN!
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OH, MAN! OH, MAN!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT ARE YOU
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WAITING FOR?!
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DETONATE THIS BAD BOY!
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU ASKED FOR IT.
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Both: WHOO-HOO!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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UGH!
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT WAS
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AMAZING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW.
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I CAN'T MOVE, BUT IT WAS WORTH
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IT.
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>> Mr. Gus: PLAY IT FROM THE
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TOP, EDDIE.
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>> YOU GOT IT, BIG G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT? OH, NO!
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>> Pizza Steve: NO! NOT AGAIN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MUTTERING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ CHUCKLES ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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>> AND NOW...
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>> Mr. Gus: GOOD EVENING, FOLKS.
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TONIGHT ON "MOMENTS IN HISTORY,"
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WE ARE GOING TO EXPLORE THE LIFE
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OF THE FAMOUS RENAISSANCE MAN
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LEONARDO da VINCI.
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A JACK AND MASTER OF ALL TRADES,
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HE IS PERHAPS MOST WELL KNOWN
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FOR HIS PAINTING OF THE
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MONA LISA.
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BUT LITTLE DOES THE LAYMAN KNOW
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THAT HIS CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT OF
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HIS LEGACY CAME AT A PRICE, THAT
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PRICE BEING A TROUBLED MIND.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
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NO, NO!
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LEO, YOU ARE NO GOOD!
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YOU -- OUT OF HERE!
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HOW AM I EVER GONNA FIND THE
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INSPIRATION I NEED -- THE SPARK,
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THE CATALYST, THE -- THE MUSE?
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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OH-HO-HO-HO-HO! THAT'S IT!
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THERE -- THE PERFECT SUBJECT,
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WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE I
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HAVE EVER SEEN!
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I MUST PAINT IT, FOR SURELY THIS
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WILL EARN ME THE FAME I'VE BEEN
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LOOKING FOR!
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SINCE NO ONE CARED ABOUT MY
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HELICOPTER.
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HMM!
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HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
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YES, LEO, YES! HA HA!
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SHE IS COMPLETE --
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THE MONA LISA!
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THAT IS ONE FOR THE HISTORY
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BOOKS!
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TAKE THAT, RAPHAEL!
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I AM NO LONGER SELF-LOATHING!
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>> Mr. Gus: AND THAT'S HOW
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MONA LISA GOT HER FAMOUS SMILE.
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ALL IT TOOK WAS A LITTLE
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PERSISTENCE AND THE RIGHT
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INSPIRATION.
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IF IT IS ONE THING WE CAN LEARN
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FROM LEONARDO'S EXPERIENCE,
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PERHAPS IT IS THE FACT THAT A
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LITTLE SMILE CAN GO A LONG WAY.
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NOT BAD IF I DON'T SAY SO
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MYSELF.
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