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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

SMILE JUICE?

THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT OF THERE.

♪ OOOH ♪

♪ OHHH ♪ ♪ OHHH ♪

♪ AHHH ♪ ♪ AHHH ♪ ♪ AHHH ♪

Together: ♪ AHHHHHHH ♪

THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN EITHER.

[ DING! ]

[ GRUNTS, GROANS ]

MAN, IS IT JUST ME,

OR IS THE RV WACKIER THAN USUAL TODAY?

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG

WITH THAT FOSSILIZED BRAIN OF YOURS

'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE

DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HERE.

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

DOES THE RV SEEM A LITTLE TOOWACKY TODAY?

TOO WACKY?

HMMMMMMMMMM.

[ SLURP! ]

BUH?

REDUCED SALT?!

JUST WHAT IN THE GOOBLE IS GOING ON HERE?

THE RV IS ALL OUT OF WHACK!

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH PAL.0.

WHAT'S PAL.0? WHAT'S PAL.0?

IT'S THE RV'S "PROCESSING ALGORITHMIC LOGIC" BOARD,

OR PAL.0 FOR SHORT.

I INSTALLED IT YEARS AGO

TO PREVENT THE WEIRDNESS OF THE RV FROM GETTING TOO UNRULY.

WE GOT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

[ GIGGLES ]

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

NOW FETCH ME MY TOOLS, BOYS!

HAMMER.

BIGGER HAMMER.

MUSTARD.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S NICE.

FUNNY, THAT SHOULD'VE DONE THE TRICK.

UM, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHEN YOU INSTALLED THIS THING,

DID YOU EVER TURN THE POWER ON?

[ CHUCKLES ] NO, I DIDN'T, BELLY BAG,

BUT WE CAN TRY IT YOUR WAY, BUDDY,

IF YOU THINK IT WILL HELP.

[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

MOTHERBOARD!

GREETINGS INHABITANTS.

[ GASPS ] COMPUTER CAN TALKY MOUTH?!

AFFIRMATIVE. PAL.0 CAN TALKY MOUTH.

I AM ALSO COMPETENT, STREAMLINED,

ORGANIZED,

AND PROFICIENT IN OPTIMIZING YOUR ENVIRONMENT AND YOU

SO YOU CAN MAXIMIZE A MORE EFFICIENT AND NORMAL LIFESTYLE.

COOL!

DID YOU HEAR THAT, FELLAS?

PAL.0 IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE PROBLEM FOR US.

WELL, WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

WHAT DO YOU FOOLIOS SAY TO A LITTLE ICE CREAM?

Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus: YEAH! GRFT: [ ROARS ]

ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM, HERE I COME!

ICE CREAM FOR LUNCH EVERY DAY MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA.

[ ALL GASP ]

Pal.0: WELCOME.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

I REDECORATED THE RV A LITTLE.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

TACKY TRIBAL ART AND INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IN FRAMES?!

HARDWOOD FLOORS?! WICKER FURNITURE?!!

Uncle Grandpa: A ROOSTER SCULPTURE IN THE KITCHEN

WITH MULTI-COLORED PUMPKINS AND AN INSPIRATION BOARD?

THIS PLACE IS TOO BORING, EVEN BY MY STANDARDS!

YEAH! CHANGE IT BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS!

Pal.0: OH. OKAY, I GUESS.

LET ME PUT THINGS BACK TO --

OH MY GOSH, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!

HUH? HUH?

ALL I SEE IS A CREDENZA

THAT DOESN'T MATCH WITH A SINGLE THING.

Uncle Grandpa: UHH, WHAT HAPPENED?

Pal.0: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE

THE ALL-NEW UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ GASPS ] MY MOUSTACHE!

YOU TRIMMED MY MUSTACHE!

BELLY BAG, IS THAT YOU?

UH, WHAT'S LEFT OF ME, ANYWAY.

[ COUGHS ] AND I'M FULL OF BUSINESS CARDS!

Pizza Steve: [ GROANS ] PIZZA STEVE, IS THAT YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHY WOULDN'T IT BE ME?

AAH! I HAVE A CHIN?!

AND THESE CHEEKBONES DO NOTHING FOR MY EYES!

AH!

WELL, THIS HELPS A LITTLE, BUT STILL!

I HIGHLY DISAPPROVE OF THIS!

PAL.0 THINKS WE'RE TOO "STRANGE",

SO HE ADJUSTED ALL OF US TO FIT INTO HIS DEFINITION OF NORMAL.

EXCEPT FOR TIGER.

I GUESS SHE LOOKS NORMAL ENOUGH.

I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU ARE ALL ADJUSTING

TO A MORE CONVENTIONAL WAY OF LIFE.

THE ONLY THING CONVENTIONAL IS YOU!

ONCE I TURN YOU INTO A CONVENTIONAL OVEN!

YEAH. IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THE RV BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS,

I'M GONNA HAVE MY ATTORNEYS

FILE A CEASE AND DESIST ORDER AGAINST YOU!

[ GASPS ] WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!

SPOKEN LIKE A NORMAL, NON-WEIRD PERSON.

SEE? YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT.

THAT TEARS IT!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT YOU DOWN MYSELF!

[ ZAP! ]

[ GROANS ] YOU OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA?

I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS NORMALCY TO GET SO OUT OF CONTROL.

THAT'S IT!

IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THIS NEFARIOUS AGENT OF CONFORMITY!

YEAH! YEAH! [ ROARS ]

WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WE'RE GONNA STOP THE BEEPY ROBOT THINGY.

YEAH! YEAH! [ ROARS ]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT!

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

TO SURRENDER TO THE STANDARDS OF NORMALCY!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOUR TIME-HONORED TRADITIONS AND ROUTINE WAY OF LIFE

ARE NO LONGER WELCOME IN THIS RV!

WE'RE SICK OF NORMALS LIKE YOU

TRYING TO MOLD OUR WEIRD, BLOCKY FEATURES

INTO SMOOTH, BORING SHAPES.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO WITH THAT?

POUND ME INTO SOME BIZARRE, SURREAL SHAPE?

NO, I'M GONNA POUND MEINTO SOME BIZARRE, SURREAL SHAPE!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ STRAINS ]

[ WHIFFLE! ]

[ SNAP! ]

AHHH.

BACK TO BEAUTIFUL.

WEIRD!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, UNCLE G.

[ SCREAMS ]

PIZZA STEVE IS BACK.

UGH...

TIGER, GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS.

[ SNAP! ]

[ POP! ] YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

THAT'S JUST BEYOND ABNORMAL.

[ SQUEAK! ]

PARDON ME, BUT I THINK YOU'RE NEEDED IN A BOARDROOM SOMEWHERE.

THAT'S FINE. NOT A PROBLEM.

[ Warbling ] I'M PROFICIENT

IN MAXIMIZING YOUR ENVIRONMENT --

[ ZAP! ]

...AND YOU.

[ GASPS ] FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,

OUR WEIRD ANTICS ARE SHORTENING PAL.0's CIRCUITS!

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP, BELLY BAG.

YEAH.

IF I WAS JUST TUNING IN, I'D BE VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU

FOR CATCHING ME UP ON THIS PARTICULAR ADVENTURE.

IF HE CAN'T HANDLE THE WEIRD,

THEN LET'S GIVE THIS BUCKET OF BOLTS

A HEAVY DOSE OF WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!

[ SILLY WAILING ]

[ SPUTTERS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ SPUTTERS ]

[ GRUNTING ] [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

STOP THAT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

WE NEED TO GO WEIRDER, GUYS!

THEN WE'VE GOT TO COMBINE OUR WEIRD FORCES!

I CAN'T WATCH!

EVEN I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS POSSIBLE, BUT I GUESS IT IS.

HOW'S THIS FOR YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY STANDARDS?

DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL WEIRD INSIDE?

I THINK THIS IS TOO CONVENTIONAL FOR HIM.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN IT UP A NOTCH.

TRYING TO CALCULATE!

OVERRIDING WEIRD!

YEH-YEH-YEH-YEH-YEH

[ HONK! ]

♪ DO ♪

♪ RE ♪

♪ MIIII ♪

♪ WEEIIRRD ♪

WEIRDNESS OVERRIDING INTERNAL CIRCUITS!

AAH! I'M OUTTA HERE!

[ PANTING ]

[ ROARS ] AAH!

AND FOR THE WEIRD DE RESISTANCE,

HIT HIM WITH SOME SMILE JUICE, BOYS.

WITH PLEASURE!

[ SCREAMING ]

THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE!

MORE JUICE! [ BOOM! ]

KEEP IT COMIN', BOYS.

[ BEEP! BLORP! ]

IT'S NOT WORKING!

HE'S GETTING STRONGER!

[ ALL GASP ] All: HUH?

Pizza Steve: WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

HE APPEARS TO HAVE MADE A SHIRT OUT OF THE COUCH CUSHION.

THAT'S PRETTY UNCONVENTIONAL.

HEY, GUYS AND LADY!

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW ME,

WEIRD PAL!

WELCOME, FELLOW WEIRDO!

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT RE-DECORATING THE RV.

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS?

HMM, I GUESS WE COULD

REORGANIZE THIS PLACE BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS,

BUT I ONLY CLEAN THE RV TO SPONTANEOUS MUSIC.

YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY ANY WEIRD INSTRUMENTS?

DO I?

[ BEEP! BLORP! ]

HOW'S THIS FOR WEIRD?!

[ ACCORDION PLAYS ]

NOW, THAT IS WEIRD.

Weird Pal: ♪ IF YOU'RE ABLE, MOVE THAT TABLE ♪

♪ THAT'S A CLEAN-HOUSE POLKA ♪

♪ CEILING FAN INTO THE CAN ♪

♪ THAT'S A CLEAN-HOUSE POLKA ♪

♪ PUT THE COUCH INTO A POUCH ♪

♪ THAT'S A CLEAN-HOUSE POLKA ♪

♪ PLACE LOOKS BORING, CHANGE THE FLOORING ♪

♪ SUBSTITUTE A WALL OR TWO ♪

♪ DECORATE THEN CELEBRATE ♪

♪ ALL THE WEIRD THINGS THAT YOU DO ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT'S A CLEAN-HOUSE POLKA ♪

♪ OH, IT'S A CLEAN-HOUSE POLKA ♪

WHAT A GREAT SONG ABOUT DOING HORRIBLE CHORES.

YOU SAID IT.

WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, WEIRD PAL?

IF YOU GUYS EVER NEED ME,

I'LL BE IN THIS DRESSER DRAWER...

FOREVER!

NOW, THERE GOES A WEIRD MAN.

[ WARBLE! ]

FEED ME!

Narrator: NEW EXPERIENCES WITH BEARY NICE...

THAT'S ME!

...AND HOT DOG PERSON.

THAT'S ME.

I AM SO EXCITED

TO TAKE A BATH FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!

ARE YOU SURE IT'S SAFE?

OF COURSE IT'S SAFE.

IT'S A BATH,

AND IT FEELS BEARY NICE.

CAN I GET IN NOW?

[ Singsong ] ANH-ANH-AH!

YOU CAN'T SHARE A BATH WITH ME!

That would be weird.

YOUR BATH IS RIGHT THERE.

[ TWINKLE! ]

GET IN THERE. TIME TO GET CL-E-E-EAN!

[ GRUNTING ] [ CHOMP! ]

[ GIGGLES ] SOAP IS SLIPPERY.

WHOOPSIE!

[ FLUSH! ] HUH?

AAAAAH!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHO-O-O-OA!

AAAAAH!

[ GROWLS ]

[ CHOMP! ]

[ SLINK! ]

HA-HA!

YOU'RE MY TICKET OUT OF HERE.

I LOVE BEING RICH!

I'M ABLE TO BUY THESE WONDERFUL ALLIGATOR PURSES!

OH, MY!

A HOT DOG? GROSS.

HOT DOGS DON'T BELONG IN PURSES,

THEY BELONG IN THE OCEAN!

Hot Dog Person: [ WHIMPERING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

HMM.

ALL THIS BATH-TAKING HAS MADE ME QUITE THIRSTY.

BUTLER, BRING ME SOME WATER!

BUTLER HERE YOU ARE, MASTER NICE.

FRESH FROM THE WATER BOTTLE FACTORY,

JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT.

[ GASPS ]

SILLY HOT DOG PERSON,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY WATER BOTTLE?

TAKING A BATH.

THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.