Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

[ ROARS ]

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

Leader: GIRLS, YOU'VE BEEN STANDING THERE ALL AFTERNOON.

WHY ISN'T THIS RAFT TIED TOGETHER YET?

THAT'S EMILY'S JOB.

WE CUT THE LOGS.

SHE'S SUPPOSED TO TIE THEM TOGETHER.

WELL, WHERE IS SHE?

Emily: RIGHT HERE, MRS. LEADER SCOUT LADY.

I FOUND A FREE PIECE OF ROPE

TO TIE THE RAFT TOGETHER WITH,

BUT WHEN I STEPPED ON IT,

IT GRABBED MY FOOT AND TURNED ME UPSIDE DOWN.

EMILY, THAT WAS LISA, LORI, AND LEXUS' ROPE TRAP.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

WERE YOU EVER PLANNING ON CUTTING HER DOWN, GIRLS?

Together: YEAH. WE WERE JUST WAITING...

FOR YOU TO GIVE US OUR...

ROPE TRAP MERIT BADGES FIRST.

FAIR ENOUGH.

HERE YOU GO, GIRLS.

SWEET! YEAH!

RAFT BUILDING IS FUN!

ALL RIGHT, FOLLOW ME AND I'LL GET YOU

SOME NEW ROPE SO YOU CAN FINISH THE RAFT.

OKAY!

JUST ONE MORE KNOT, AND...

[ GRUNTS ] THERE.

ALL DONE!

RAFT'S TIED UP AND READY TO GO!

GEEZ LOUISE. [ SCOFFS ]

IF THEY GAVE OUT BADGES FOR FAILURE,

EMILY WOULD BE SCOUT OF THE CENTURY.

NICE TRY, EMILY.

COME ON. LET'S BREAK FOR LUNCH AND TRY AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON.

O-OKAY. I-I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

[ SIGHS ]

[ CRYING ]

[ GASPS ]

WHAT THE?

[ ROARS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

GOOD MORNING!

UNCLE GRANDPA?

HI, EMILY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M LOOKING TO GET MY HANDS

ON SOME LITTLE MISS CAMPER SCOUT SCOUT COOKIES!

AH, NOW THEN, HOW MANY BOXES OF SCOUT SCOUT SLIM MINTS

CAN I GET FOR, UM, UH...$46?

UM, THAT'S SIX BOXES' WORTH.

YOUNG LADY, YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A SALE!

[ GASPS ] WOW, UNCLE GRANDPA!

THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!

SO HAPPY! SO HAPPY! SO HAPPY!

[ PANTING ] HAPPY!

EXCEPT FOR A FEW MINUTES EARLIER

WHEN YOU WERE SITTING HERE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

[ CRYING ]

I KNOW!

I-IT'S JUST THAT IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER

AND I HAVEN'T EARNED A SINGLE MERIT BADGE.

AWW, THERE, THERE, EMILY.

WE GOT AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON IN FRONT OF US,

AND I'M GONNA HELP YOU EARN ALL THE BADGES YOU'LL EVER NEED.

OH, BOY! REALLY?

[ MUNCHING ]

SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING

WHY I BROUGHT YOU DOWN HERE TO THE RIVER'S EDGE, HUH?

TO TEACH ME HOW TO EARN MY RAFT BUILDING BADGE?

[ POP! ]

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, EMILY. SOMETHING FAR MORE IMPORTANT.

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU THE ART OF...

FISH FLOPPING!

[ CHUCKLES ] SO WEIRD.

HOW WILL THAT EVER HELP ME EARN A BADGE?

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, EMILY.

NOW HOP DOWN HERE AND FLOP LIKE A FISH.

OKAY. [ MUTTERING ]

LIKE THIS, UNCLE GRANDPA?

[ SIGHS ] WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

[ UPBEAT MONTAGE MUSIC PLAYS ]

HMM. YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, CAMPER.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED LOCH NESS MONSTER WHISTLE.

IT ATTRACTS THE CLOSEST LOCH NESS MONSTER

TO YOUR CURRENT LOCATION VIA GPS.

BUT REMEMBER, ONLY USE IT IN A REAL EMERGENCY.

I KNOW. YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT.

I'M JUST LETTING THE AUDIENCE KNOW

IN CASE THIS ENDS UP BEING IMPORTANT.

GREAT JOB. THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

EMILY, I THINK YOU'RE READY.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

BOYS, GIRLS, AND FLYING SQUIRRELS.

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO HONOR A VERY DEDICATED CAMPER.

EMILY...

[ POP! ]

[ POP! ] ...TODAY, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT YOU

WITH THE ONLY BADGE YOU'LL EVER NEED...

[ POP! SQUEAK! ]

...THE WEIRD BADGE. [ ANGELIC VOCALIZING ]

[ TING! ]

WOW!

THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

UH, YEAH, GLAD I COULD HELP.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I GOT TO LOAD UP ON THESE CAMPER COOKIES

AND GO FIND SOME MILK.

HAVE A GOOD ONE, EM.

OH, OKAY. BYE. [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

SO MUCH FOR EMILY HELPING WITH THE RAFT.

SHE WOULD HAVE SCREWED IT UP AGAIN ANYWAYS.

PLUS, MORE BADGES FOR US.

Emily: HEY, GIRLS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

LEARNING ALL KINDS OF USEFUL SCOUT-TYPE STUFF.

CHECK OUT THE BADGE I EARNED.

[ FLIES BUZZING ]

[ ZIP! ] [ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO GAVE YOU THAT?

UNCLE GRANDPA DID.

HEY, SO, WHEN ARE WE GOING OUT ON THE RAFT?

WHOA THERE, GARBAGE GIRL.

THAT RAFT IS FOR REAL SCOUTS WITH REAL BADGES ONLY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Leader: LISA, LORI, LEXUS!

THERE YOU ARE.

WE SHOULD GET OUT ON THAT RAFT. WHERE'S EMILY?

OH, SHE'S NOT FEELING WELL,

SO SHE WENT BACK TO HER TENT.

WELL, THAT'S ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT.

COME ON. LET'S GET OUT THERE.

[ CRYING ]

I'M HOPELESS.

AT LEAST UNCLE GRANDPA TRIED TO HELP.

HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE.

I'M REALLY GLAD WE HAD THIS LITTLE CHAT,

BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I EXPECT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO BE DIPPED IN MILK

BEFORE YOU GET TO MEET THESE CRUNCHERS.

Together: [ SCREAM ]

HELP!

HUH?

HELP!

OH, NO! THEY'RE IN TROUBLE!

AW, BUT THERE'S NO WAY I CAN RESCUE THEM ON MY OWN.

I WISH UNCLE GRANDPA WAS STILL HERE.

HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Uncle Grandpa: I AM HERE, EMILY,

AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.

UNCLE GRANDPA! YOU DO?

YEP. AND THAT'S NOT ALL.

[ SHING! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

I'M ALSO MADE OUT OF SOLID NICKEL.

HERE, PUNCH ME. I WON'T FEEL A THING.

THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT.

AW, DANG.

EMILY, I KNOW YOU CAN SAVE THOSE CAMPERS.

YOU EARNED THE WEIRD BADGE. NOW USE IT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

[ MUNCHING, CHATTERS ]

LET'S DO THIS.

[ WHIP CRACKS ]

[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]

WELL, [CHUCKLES] THAT WAS PRETTY LUCKY.

[ CREATURE ROARS ]

[ ALL SCREAM ]

[ ROARS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ WHISTLES ] HEY, BEARS!

[ GROWLS ]

TRY A TASTE OF THIS FILLET!

[ SPUTTERS ]]

[ BEARS GROWL ]

WHAT DO WE DO NOW? [ TIRES SCREECH ]

NEED A RIDE?

[ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ BEARS COUGHING ]

I WANT TO THANK YOU TWO FOR COMPLETELY CHANGING MY LIFE!

THIS IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BETHANY.

SHE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS HAIR!

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HANG ON TIGHT! [ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ BOING!]

EMILY! [ HELICOPTER POPS ]

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?

[ SNAP! ]

DON'T WORRY. I'M GETTING YOU GUYS OUT OF HERE.

I HAVE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER WHISTLE.

[ ZIP! ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ ALARM BLARING ] [ ZAP! ]

[ RADAR BEEPING ]

[ SLURP! ] PBHT!

[ SCOTTISH MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CHOMP! ]

WE DID IT, UNCLE GRANDPA!

NO, EMILY, WE DID IT,

BUT YOUSAVED THOSE CAMPERS BACK THERE WITH THE WEIRD,

AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT.

KEEP ON FISH FLOPPIN', SOLDIER.

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR TO SERVE WITH YOU.

OKAY, BYE.

[ FIZZLE! ] EMILY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

NOT ONLY DID YOU RESCUE US

FROM THOSE RAPIDS AND THOSE MAN-EATING BEARS,

BUT YOU DID IT WITH STYLE.

I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS LIFE-SAVING BADGE

FOR YOUR BRAVERY, HEROISM, AND DARE I SAY YOUR...WEIRDNESS.

HERE. YOU'VE EARNED IT.

UH, THANKS, BUT I THINK I HAVE

THE ONLY BADGE I NEED RIGHT HERE.

[ FLIES BUZZING ]

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...

[ SPUTTERS ]

THERE GOES A WEIRD GIRL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE BADGE.

HUH. IT SAYS HERE THAT SHE EARNED

THE "MOST SOLD CAMPER COOKIES" BADGE, TOO,

BUT WHO WOULD BUY 39,000 BOXES ALL AT ONCE?

[ LAUGHS ] GOOD MORNIN'!

[ TELEPHONE RINGING, BOMB BEEPING ]

COME ON, UNCLE G, PICK UP THE PHONE!

HELLO?

UNCLE G, I NEED YOUR HELP!

GOT A TICKING TIME BOMB ON MY HANDS,

AND I'M NOT SURE WHICH WIRE --

HANG ON A SEC. WHO IS THIS?

PIZZA STEVE! IT'S PIZZA STEVE!

OHH!

HEY, PIZZA STEVE. HOW'S IT GOING?

NOT GOOD!

AGAIN, TIME BOMB.

IF I DON'T CUT THE RIGHT COLOR WIRE, I'M TOAST!

TOAST? OH, MAN! I LOVE TOAST!

HANG ON A SECOND.

WAIT, WHAT?!

UNCLE G? UNCLE G!

OH, MAN!

YO, PIZZA STEVE, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CRUNCH ACTION?

[ CRUNCH! ] UNCLE G!

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT, I FORGOT THE BUTTER.

BE RIGHT BACK.

UNCLE G, YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

[ HUMMING ]

UNCLE G!!

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

TIME BOMB! OH, YEAH.

LISTEN, THERE'S SIX WIRES --

YELLOW, BLUE, GREEN, WHITE, ORANGE, AND PINK.

WHICH ONE DO I CUT?

OKAY, OKAY. EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD.

ALL'S YOU GOT TO DO IS CUT THE --

[ BEEP ] HANG ON, I GOT ANOTHER CALL.

FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS!

HELLO?

HEY, DAWG. GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

THE ICE-CREAM STORE'S ALL OUT OF MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP.

[ GASP! ] OH, NO!

SAY IT AIN'T SO, MR. GUS!

I'M AFRAID SO.

YOU GOT A BACKUP?

[ SIGHS ] I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

CAN YOU RUN THROUGH ALL THE FLAVORS REAL QUICK?

OKAY, LET'S SEE.

UH, WE GOT CHOCOLATE, VANILLA, STRAWBERRY, COOKIES AND CREAM,

PEANUT BUTTER EXPLOSION, BUBBLE GUM, PEPPERMINT --

WAIT, BUBBLE GUM? UH-HUH.

OKAY, DO ME A FAVOR AND SAMPLE THAT ONE.

'KAY. UM, CAN I TRY A LITTLE SPOON OF BUBBLE GUM, PLEASE?

Woman: HERE YOU GO.

MMM.

HOW'D IT TASTE?

LIKE BUBBLE GUM.

OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD. I'LL TAKE THAT.

OKAY. DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH FLAVOR PIZZA STEVE WANTED?

I DON'T KNOW. LET ME ASK HIM.

[ CRYING ] PIZZA STEVE, WHAT FLAVOR --

UNCLE G!

THERE'S ONLY A FEW SECONDS LEFT!

WHICH WIRE DO I CUT?!

WIRE? WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOW?

THE TIME BOMB!

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

UH...RED. CUT THE RED ONE.

AAH! THERE IS NO RED ONE!

UH...HOW ABOUT PURPLE?

OKAY. PURPLE. GOT IT.

[ STATIC ] PIZZA STEVE, YOU THERE?

HMM.

AHHH.

[ WHISTLE! ]

AAAH! OOF!

SO, HOW'D IT GO?