Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: MM-MMM!

THERE'S NOTHIN' I LOVE MORE

THAN A DE-E-E-E-LICIOUS

HAMBURGER!

[ CHOMP! ]

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE TWO DELICIOUS

HAMBURGERS.

[ CHOMP! ]

OR THREE BURGERS.

[ CHOMP! ]

OR FOUR. OR FIVE. OR SIX.

SEVEN BURGERS, EIGHT BURGERS,

NINE BURGERS!

AAAAAAAH!

MAN! I GOT TO STOP DAYDREAMING

WHILE I'M PUMPING GAS.

[ ZAP! WARBLE! ]

>> HEY, MISTER.

>> PLEASE STATE YOUR TIME-SPACE

DESTINATION.

>> Uncle Grandpa: TIME MACHINE?!

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

HAMBURGERS?!

[ GASPS ] THIS IS MY CHANCE TO

TASTE THE GREATEST HAMBURGERS OF

ALL TIME!

>> PLEASE STATE YOUR TIME-SPACE

DESTINATION.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OR SHOULD I GO

FOR PIZZA?

>> TARGETING PISA, ANCIENT

ITALY.

[ ZOOM! WARBLE! CRASH! ]

>> MAMA MIA! THE TOWER --

SHE'S ALL A-CROOKED!

>> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH!

HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?

[ ZOOM! WARBLE! ]

ANCIENT EGYPT!

BIRTHPLACE OF CIVILIZATION --

AND HAMBURGERS!

>> MMM!

>> Uncle Grandpa: DRIVE-THRU!

[ CHOMP! ]

GREAT BURGER!

JUST A LITTLE GREASY!

I THINK I GOT SOME MOISTIE-WIPES

IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

OOH!

EXTRA-STRENGTH TOILET PAPER!

THIS'LL WORK!

[ SHING! ]

ALL CLEAN. TIME'S A-WASTIN'!

I GOT MORE BURGERS TO BE

TASTIN'.

TUT-TUT!

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

>> THEY WON'T LAUGH AT

BEN FRANKLIN ANYMORE!

I'VE FINALLY INVENTED...

THE PERFECT BURGER!

>> Uncle Grandpa: REVOLUTIONARY!

[ CHOMP! ]

GOT ANY SLURP-O-COLA?

[ Nervously ] UH, GOT TO RUN!

[ PATTER! PATTER! PATTER! ]

>> OHHHH!

AAAAAH!

[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]

>> ♪ CHESTNUTS AND APRICOTS ♪

>> OYZE! THAT NOISE!

>> ♪ CHESTNUTS AND APRICOTS ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: ONE SUPER-SIZE

SLURP-O-COLA, PLEASE!

>> WHAT?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ACTUALLY,

BETTER MAKE THAT TWO.

>> YOU GOT TO SPEAK UP, BUDDY!

I CAN'T HEAR A THING OVER THOSE

BEATNIK BONGOS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: TWO!

>> WHAT?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: TWO!

>> CHECK OUT THAT FREAK!

WHAT'S HE TRYING TO SAY WITH

HIS FINGERS, MAN?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I NEED TWO

GIANT SLURP-O'S!

>> HE'S TRYIN' TO SAY, LIKE,

"MELLOW OUT. PEACE, MAN."

>> PEACE! PEACE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SLURPING

LOUDLY ]

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

PEACE OUT, PEOPLE!

>> PEACE, MAN!

>> AW, MAN. BURNED AGAIN!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NEXT STOP,

BURGERZOIC ERA!

OOPS! THAT'S NOT GOOD!

I'M GOING TOO FAST!

[ Distorted voice ] BODY CAN'T

HANDLE TIME DISPLACEMENT!

I'M TURNING INSIDE OUT!

>> MUST STOP THE INSANITY!

OOF!

HEY, MISTER.

DO YOU MIND WATCHING MY TIME

MACHINE?

THANKS!

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THE

IMPLICATIONS ARE TRULY

MIND-BOGGLING.

[ CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! ]

[ SQUISH! POINK! POP! ]

[ WHIP! HONK! SQUISH! SNAP!

GOOD MORNIN'!

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! POP! ]

>> [ CHIRPING ]

>> Pizza Steve: OH.

UNCLE GRANDPA.

WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY, YO! IT'S ME -- PIZZA STEVE!

WH-WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

>> [ CHIRPS ]

[ SPLAT! ]

[ CHIRPING ]

[ SPLAT! SPLAT! ]

[ CHIRPS ]

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

[ SIGHS ]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S

HAPPENING HERE, UNCLE GRANDPA.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?

I-I'M YOUR FRIEND.

I'M PIZZA STEVE! UNCLE --

[ POP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE, MAN?

YOU'RE GONNA BLOW THIS FOR ME!

[ POP! ]

>> [ CHIRPS ]

>> Pizza Steve: UH...OKAY.

UH, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE,

THEN...

UNCLE GRANDPA.

[ POP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

WAIT.

I'M SORRY I GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> [ BEATBOXING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> [ BEATBOXING CONTINUES ]

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?

>> ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH ♪

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY I

GOT MAD AT YOU.

>> ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH ♪

>> Pizza Steve: ♪ WHAT? ♪

>> [ BLOWING RASPBERRIES ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ Echoing ] I

forgive you.

>> [ SMACKS LIPS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: LET'S NEVER

TELL PIZZA STEVE THAT WE DID

THIS.

GO-O-O-O-O-D MO-O-O-O-O...

[ SQUEAK! POP! ]

[ STATIC ]

>> GET UP!

[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ARE YOU MISSING A BUTT?

>> HUH?

>> THEN YOU NEED R-BUTT!

IT'S A BUTT...FOR YOUR BUTT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ISN'T TV

AMAZING, GUYS?

>> Mr. Gus: UH-HUH.

>> Pizza Steve: YEP, ALMOST AS

AMAZING AS A TALKIN' SLICE OF

PIZZ-A-A-A-A-A-A!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW

WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT IT.

>> R-BUTTS -- FOR DOGS, TOO!

[ ZAP! ]

[ TING! WHOOSH! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

THAT BUTT COMMERCIAL BROKE IT!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

>> Mr. Gus: WHY DON'T YOU JUST

USE YOUR IMAGINATION,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

BACK IN MY DAY, THAT'S ALL WE

HAD!

>> Uncle Grandpa: MY

IMAGINATION, HUH?

>> Belly Bag: YEAH, YOU KNOW --

THAT THING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT

MAKES FUN STUFF HAPPEN!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

OKAY! I'LL GIVE IT A TRY!

[ STRAINING ]

[ WHOOSH! POW! ]

[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]

[ SPLURT! ]

GOOD MORNING!

[ UP-TEMPO HEAVY-METAL MUSIC

PLAYS ]

[ POP! POP! POP! POP! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ SPLASH! ]

[ POP! ]

[ CHATTER! CHATTER! CHATTER! ]

[ ZING! POP! ]

HERE I AM!

THAT WAS EASY!

HMM? WHAT PART OF MY IMAGINATION

IS THIS?

OH, THE LOBBY!

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, HEY, PIZZA STEVE!

HEY, MR. GUS!

THAT JOURNEY TO MY IMAGINATION

LOBBY WAS PRETTY CRAZY, HUH?

>> Mr. Gus: NAH.

WE JUST TOOK THE ELEVATOR.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

>> [ GROWLING SOFTLY ]

>> Mr. Gus: IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

HEH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY WAS THAT

FRIENDLY GUY IN THERE?

>> Pizza Steve: IT'S YOUR

IMAGINATION, UNCLE G!

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

I'VE GOT NO ARMS -- OR LEGS!

[ WARBLE! POP! POP! ]

>> Belly Bag: AND I'VE GOT NO

LEGS.

AND ONE ARM!

[ TING! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND EVEN

BETTER THAN ALL THAT STUFF IS

WE'RE IN 3-D!

[ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WAIT! WHERE'S

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER?

>> GRFT: [ MEOWS ]

[ CAWS ]

[ MOOS ]

[ BLEATS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER IS

A TINY, NON-REALISTIC DANCING

TIGER!

>> GRFT: [ CHATTERING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES ]

>> GRFT: I CAN TALK, TOO,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

COME THIS WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-Y!

>> Uncle Grandpa: FOLLOW THAT

TINY NON-REALISTIC DANCING

FLYING TIGER!

>> GRFT: WHEE! WHOO!

[ MEOWS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HELLO?

TINY UNREALISTIC DANCING

FLYING TIGER?

I CAN'T SPOT HER, MR. GUS.

>> Mr. Gus: I GUESS SHE'S JUST

TOO TINY TO SEE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, AND

WHERE DID PIZZA STEVE GO?

>> Pizza Steve: IT'S COOL,

UNCLE G!

I'M JUST GONNA LAY BACK AND BE

A PIZZA IN OUTER

[Echoing] SPACE...SPACE...

SPACE...SPACE...

SPACE...SPACE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!

BYE, PIZZA STEVE!

OKAY, MR. GUS.

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

LET'S THINK REAL HARD ABOUT WHAT

WE CAN DO NOW THAT WE'RE USING

MY IMAGINATION.

[ STRAINING ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! TWANG! ]

HEY! A LEVER!

SOMETHING FUN ALWAYS HAPPENS

WHEN YOU PULL A LEVER.

[ SQUEAK! ZAP! ]

[ ZAP! CRASH! ZAP! ]

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GASPS ] MR. GUS!

[ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ]

[ GASPS ]

MR. GUS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

>> Mr. Gus: GET OUT OF HERE,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

YOUR IMAGINATION IS...

TOO CRAZY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU GOT THAT

RIGHT, MR. GUS!

BUT WHERE DO I GO?!

>> Mr. Gus: THAT WAY,

UNCLE GRANDPA --

THROUGH THE TV SCREEN!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, IT'S US!

COME ON, BELLY BAG!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

OH, NO! BELLY BAG!

WHERE ARE YOU?!

>> Belly Bag: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

WHERE AM I, UNCLE GRANDPA?

I'M JUST IN YOUR...IMAGINATION!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

AHH. OOH!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ TING! ]

HMM.

[ GASPS ]

[ MUTTERING ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

[ GROANS ]

[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]

EEEEEEEEE. EE-EE-EEEEEEEE.

>> Mr. Gus: WOW.

UNCLE GRANDPA'S IMAGINATION IS

PRETTY BORING.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CREAK! POP! ]

AAAH!

[ ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ]

[ WHIP! CRASH! ]

UGH!

[ RUMBLE! ]

[ ZOOM! SHATTER! ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, HOW WAS IT,

UNCLE GRANDPA?

[ ZAP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MY

IMAGINATION'S AWESOME!

I'M NEVER GONNA WATCH TV AGAIN.

[ WHIP! SHATTER! ]

[ WHIP! BOING! ]

[ CREEEEEEAEK! ]

YA-OHH!

[ GULPS ]

[ TING! ]