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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,003 --> 00:00:02,003 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,002 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING! 3 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:08,006 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:10,000 GOOD MORNING. 5 00:00:10,006 --> 00:00:12,016 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 6 00:00:12,019 --> 00:00:14,999 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING. 7 00:00:15,004 --> 00:00:17,014 GOOD MORNING! 8 00:00:27,003 --> 00:00:29,023 [ VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING ] 9 00:00:38,011 --> 00:00:39,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY! 10 00:00:39,017 --> 00:00:40,017 COMICS! 11 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:43,012 [ LAUGHING ] 12 00:00:45,008 --> 00:00:49,008 [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ] 13 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:49,998 HEY! 14 00:00:50,002 --> 00:00:51,002 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! 15 00:00:51,004 --> 00:00:52,014 I WAS READING THAT! 16 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:53,007 >> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU 17 00:00:53,014 --> 00:00:54,024 NEED TO STOP GETTING DISTRACTED 18 00:00:54,022 --> 00:00:56,012 WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO COMPLETE A 19 00:00:56,007 --> 00:00:58,007 TASK! 20 00:00:58,012 --> 00:00:59,022 YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR HEAD ON 21 00:00:59,023 --> 00:01:01,013 YOUR SHOULDERS AND OUT OF THE 22 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:01,020 CLOUDS. 23 00:01:01,023 --> 00:01:02,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW 24 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:03,021 WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 25 00:01:04,001 --> 00:01:05,021 I'M AN EXPERT AT MULTI-SNACKING. 26 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:07,001 >> Mr. Gus: DON' YOU MEAN 27 00:01:07,006 --> 00:01:08,006 "MULTITASKING"? 28 00:01:08,009 --> 00:01:11,019 >> Uncle Grandpa: MULTI-WHATing? 29 00:01:11,018 --> 00:01:12,998 AHHH! 30 00:01:13,003 --> 00:01:14,003 WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT 31 00:01:14,006 --> 00:01:14,016 AGAIN? 32 00:01:14,018 --> 00:01:15,018 >> Mr. Gus: YOU'RE ALWAYS LOSING 33 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:16,010 FOCUS. 34 00:01:16,015 --> 00:01:17,015 [ STAMMERING ] 35 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,010 SEE?! 36 00:01:18,015 --> 00:01:19,015 YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME 37 00:01:19,021 --> 00:01:20,021 RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU?! 38 00:01:20,021 --> 00:01:22,001 >> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY, 39 00:01:22,004 --> 00:01:23,014 MR. GUS, BUT MY "KID-ASSIST" 40 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:24,012 ALARM WENT OFF! 41 00:01:24,008 --> 00:01:25,008 IT LOOKS LIKE LITTLE PHILIP 42 00:01:25,016 --> 00:01:26,006 NEEDS OUR HELP. 43 00:01:26,013 --> 00:01:27,013 >> DARN IT! 44 00:01:27,016 --> 00:01:28,006 MOM! 45 00:01:28,011 --> 00:01:30,021 WHY IS CHANNEL 56 BLOCKED?! 46 00:01:30,017 --> 00:01:32,007 I WANT TO WATCH "ATTACK OF THE 47 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,998 UNDEAD BLOOD SPIDERS" NOW! 48 00:01:34,004 --> 00:01:35,024 >> I'M SORRY, DEAR, BUT YOU'RE 49 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,010 TOO YOUNG TO WATCH THAT KIND OF 50 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:38,001 GARBAGE. 51 00:01:38,006 --> 00:01:39,006 WHY DON'T YOU WATCH THAT CUTE 52 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:40,010 LITTLE SHOW ABOUT THE PINK AND 53 00:01:40,014 --> 00:01:41,024 PURPLE HORSIES? 54 00:01:41,022 --> 00:01:43,022 >> BUT, MOM, THAT SHOW'S FOR 55 00:01:43,022 --> 00:01:45,012 LITTLE GIRLS AND TWISTED 56 00:01:45,012 --> 00:01:46,012 WEIRDOS! 57 00:01:46,014 --> 00:01:48,004 I'D RATHER SIT HERE AND STARE AT 58 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:49,014 NOTHIN' THAN WATCH THAT 59 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:50,020 KIDDIE CRUD! 60 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:51,009 HUMPH! 61 00:01:51,013 --> 00:01:53,023 >> FINE. SUIT YOURSELF. 62 00:01:53,017 --> 00:01:54,997 >> Uncle Grandpa: HIYA, PHILIP! 63 00:01:55,004 --> 00:01:56,014 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, 64 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,005 LITTLE FELLA? 65 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:58,008 >> [ GRUMBLES ] 66 00:01:58,008 --> 00:01:59,008 THAT'S THE PROBLEM! 67 00:01:59,013 --> 00:02:00,023 I DON'T WANT TO BE A LITTLE KID 68 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,010 ANYMORE! 69 00:02:01,015 --> 00:02:02,995 IF I WAS OLDER, I COULD WATCH 70 00:02:03,005 --> 00:02:04,015 ANY MOVIE I WANT, I COULD STAY 71 00:02:04,021 --> 00:02:06,011 OUT LATE, I COULD EVEN DRIVE A 72 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:08,003 CAR IF I WANTED TO. 73 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,022 I HATE BEING A KID! 74 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:11,021 I WANT TO BE OLDER! 75 00:02:11,017 --> 00:02:12,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: NO PROBLEM. 76 00:02:12,023 --> 00:02:13,023 I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. 77 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,021 JUST A SPRITZ OF THIS AND YOU'LL 78 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,010 BE FIXED RIGHT UP. 79 00:02:18,008 --> 00:02:18,998 VOILà! 80 00:02:19,003 --> 00:02:20,023 >> Mr. Gus: UH, I THINK HE SAID 81 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:22,021 HE WANTED TO BE OLDER, NOT A 82 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:23,020 BOULDER. 83 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:25,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH! 84 00:02:25,002 --> 00:02:27,022 THAT MAKES SENSE. 85 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:29,020 YOU WANT THE "OLDER" SPRAY. 86 00:02:29,022 --> 00:02:31,012 THIS SHOULD WORK. 87 00:02:31,009 --> 00:02:31,999 [ CHUCKLES ] 88 00:02:32,006 --> 00:02:33,016 THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY, TURNING 89 00:02:34,001 --> 00:02:35,011 HIM INTO A BOULDER. 90 00:02:35,007 --> 00:02:36,017 HOW'S A BOULDER GONNA DRIVE A 91 00:02:36,017 --> 00:02:38,007 CAR OR WATCH A MOVIE? 92 00:02:38,011 --> 00:02:40,011 I MEAN, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 93 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,010 BOULDER? 94 00:02:41,012 --> 00:02:42,022 HEH! YEAH. 95 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:44,007 THAT IS ONE CLASSIC 96 00:02:44,008 --> 00:02:45,018 UNCLE GRANDPA FAUX PAS. 97 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:47,001 >> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU 98 00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:48,006 NEED TO FOCUS ON THE TASK AT 99 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:49,003 HAND! 100 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH! 101 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,014 YAAH! 102 00:02:51,014 --> 00:02:52,014 >> WOW! 103 00:02:52,016 --> 00:02:53,016 YOU DID IT! 104 00:02:53,022 --> 00:02:55,022 I'M OLD! 105 00:02:55,018 --> 00:02:58,008 REALLY OLD. 106 00:02:58,016 --> 00:03:00,016 I WANT TO GO DO SOME OLD-GUY 107 00:03:00,023 --> 00:03:01,023 STUFF! 108 00:03:01,017 --> 00:03:02,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS HERE 109 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,010 IS PRETTY OLD. 110 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:04,012 MAYBE HE CAN SHOW YOU SOME 111 00:03:04,013 --> 00:03:05,003 STUFF. 112 00:03:05,003 --> 00:03:05,023 >> Mr. Gus: HEY! 113 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:07,013 >> PHILIP...I FOUND YOU SOME 114 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:08,007 AGE-APPROPRIATE MOVIES YOU CAN 115 00:03:08,016 --> 00:03:08,996 WATCH WHILE -- 116 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,005 AAH! 117 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:12,017 UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY DOES MY 118 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:14,010 8-YEAR-OLD SON LOOK LIKE A 119 00:03:14,013 --> 00:03:16,003 300-YEAR-OLD MAN? 120 00:03:16,005 --> 00:03:17,005 >> Uncle Grandpa: HE AGES 121 00:03:17,007 --> 00:03:17,017 TERRIBLY? 122 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:19,023 >> WHATEVER YOU DID TO MAKE HIM 123 00:03:19,019 --> 00:03:23,009 OLD, YOU NEED TO REVERSE IT NOW! 124 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:24,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: NOT TO WORRY, 125 00:03:24,012 --> 00:03:25,002 PHILIP'S MOM. 126 00:03:25,003 --> 00:03:26,003 HE JUST NEEDS TO DRINK FROM MY 127 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,006 SODA FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! 128 00:03:27,014 --> 00:03:29,004 OPEN WIDE, BELLY BAG. 129 00:03:29,006 --> 00:03:30,006 >> Belly Bag: WAAHHH! 130 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:32,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: BE RIGHT BACK. 131 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,010 HEY, ERNIE! 132 00:03:33,016 --> 00:03:34,996 >> HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA! 133 00:03:35,003 --> 00:03:36,013 HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 134 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,000 HOW YOU BEEN? 135 00:03:37,003 --> 00:03:38,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: EH, KEEPIN' 136 00:03:38,004 --> 00:03:38,014 BUSY. 137 00:03:38,016 --> 00:03:39,006 >> RIGHT ON. 138 00:03:39,008 --> 00:03:40,008 WHAT'LL IT BE FOR YOU TODAY? 139 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: ACTUALLY, I 140 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,014 JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR SODA 141 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:42,995 GUN. 142 00:03:43,004 --> 00:03:43,024 >> SURE THING. 143 00:03:43,021 --> 00:03:44,021 HERE YA GO. 144 00:03:44,018 --> 00:03:46,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS! 145 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:46,018 GOT IT. 146 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:48,012 NOW JUST TAKE A SIP FROM THIS 147 00:03:48,011 --> 00:03:49,021 STREAM OF FIZZY FANTASY, AND 148 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,010 YOU'LL BE YOUNG AGAIN. 149 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:53,000 >> B-B-BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE 150 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:54,005 YOUNG AGAIN. 151 00:03:54,009 --> 00:03:55,009 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT WAS THAT? 152 00:03:55,009 --> 00:03:57,009 >> I SAID, LOOK OUT! 153 00:03:57,015 --> 00:03:58,995 THERE'S A DINOSAUR! 154 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:00,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHERE?! 155 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:00,996 WHOOPSIE! 156 00:04:01,004 --> 00:04:02,014 >> Mr. Gus: AW, DANG IT, 157 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:03,012 UNCLE GRANDPA! 158 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:04,021 YOU GOT DISTRACTED AND TURNED ME 159 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 INTO MY AWKWARD TEENAGE SELF! 160 00:04:07,004 --> 00:04:08,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU TRYING 161 00:04:08,005 --> 00:04:08,995 TO GROW A MUSTACHE? 162 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:10,002 >> [ GASPS ] PHILIP! 163 00:04:10,003 --> 00:04:12,003 >> SEE YA LATER, KIDDIES! 164 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:15,003 I'M GOIN' FOR A DRIVE! 165 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,015 YIPPEE! 166 00:04:16,021 --> 00:04:18,001 >> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T TOUCH MY 167 00:04:18,004 --> 00:04:18,024 RADIO PRESETS! 168 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,010 AND DON'T LOOK IN THE GLOVE BOX! 169 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:21,005 ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU'RE OLD 170 00:04:21,016 --> 00:04:22,006 ENOUGH. 171 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:24,018 >> UNCLE GRANDPA, GO AFTER HIM! 172 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,020 >> Uncle Grandpa: RIGHT. 173 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,020 CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR KEYS? 174 00:04:27,023 --> 00:04:31,023 [ TING! ] 175 00:04:31,019 --> 00:04:33,009 [ HORNS HONKING ] 176 00:04:33,014 --> 00:04:35,014 >> [ LAUGHING ] 177 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:37,006 I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS! 178 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,020 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, PHILIP! 179 00:04:38,018 --> 00:04:40,008 SLOW DOWN SO I CAN "YOUTH-ENIZE" 180 00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:41,021 YOU WITH THIS SODA. 181 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:43,018 >> UH...LOOK OUT! 182 00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:44,008 A COP! 183 00:04:44,014 --> 00:04:45,014 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHERE? 184 00:04:45,016 --> 00:04:46,016 [ SIREN CHIRPS ] 185 00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:48,008 >> VWOOM VWOOM. 186 00:04:48,015 --> 00:04:49,015 >> [ LAUGHING ] 187 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 NOW WHERE'S THE RADIO IN THIS 188 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:52,022 THING? 189 00:04:52,018 --> 00:04:54,018 PROBABLY THIS BIG RED BUTTON. 190 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:55,017 [ BUZZER ] 191 00:04:55,018 --> 00:04:57,008 WHOOOOOO! 192 00:04:57,009 --> 00:04:58,999 FLYING IS EVEN COOLER THAN 193 00:04:59,006 --> 00:05:00,006 DRIVING! 194 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT A 195 00:05:01,011 --> 00:05:02,001 COLD SOFT DRINK? 196 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:03,023 >> LOOK OUT! A BIRD! 197 00:05:03,023 --> 00:05:06,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHERE?! 198 00:05:07,011 --> 00:05:09,021 >> AAAAAAAAH! 199 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:11,000 ALL RIGHT! 200 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:12,014 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ] 201 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,010 PHILIP! 202 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,000 >> WHOOO! HOT DOG! 203 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:16,023 I'M IN THE ARMY NOW! 204 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:17,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH? 205 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 STAND AT ATTENTION FOR ME REALLY 206 00:05:20,004 --> 00:05:20,024 STILL. 207 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 >> HUH? 208 00:05:22,002 --> 00:05:23,022 WHY DON'T YOU CHEW BAZOOKA, 209 00:05:23,019 --> 00:05:24,019 GRANDPA?! 210 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: SOUNDS YUMMY! 211 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:27,020 >> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, ARE 212 00:05:27,017 --> 00:05:28,007 YOU WACKY?! 213 00:05:28,016 --> 00:05:31,996 YOU DON'T WANT TO TASTE THAT! 214 00:05:32,006 --> 00:05:33,006 HULP! 215 00:05:33,013 --> 00:05:35,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I WAS 216 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:36,016 SUPPOSED TO TASTE BAZOOKA! 217 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,000 >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 218 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:38,024 WHEW! 219 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,010 BEING OLD SURE TAKES IT OUT OF 220 00:05:40,014 --> 00:05:41,004 YOU. 221 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:42,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: MAYBE YOU JUST 222 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,007 NEED TO HYDRATE WITH SOME SODA. 223 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:44,995 >> [ PANTING ] 224 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:46,015 [ WHEEZING ] 225 00:05:46,021 --> 00:05:50,021 [ GASPS ] 226 00:05:50,018 --> 00:05:52,018 [ GRUNTS ] 227 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:57,017 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 228 00:05:57,019 --> 00:05:58,019 [ GASPS ] 229 00:05:58,019 --> 00:05:59,019 NO WAY! 230 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:01,023 "ATTACK OF THE UNDEAD BLOOD 231 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,020 SPIDERS II"?! 232 00:06:03,019 --> 00:06:05,999 AND I'M ACTUALLY OLD ENOUGH TO 233 00:06:06,002 --> 00:06:07,012 SEE IT! 234 00:06:07,007 --> 00:06:09,017 ONE CHILD -- UH, SENIOR TICKET 235 00:06:09,019 --> 00:06:10,009 PLEASE! 236 00:06:10,015 --> 00:06:13,005 >> CAN I SEE YOUR I.D.? 237 00:06:13,011 --> 00:06:15,011 >>I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO UPDATE 238 00:06:15,014 --> 00:06:16,024 MY PHOTO. 239 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:19,018 >> UH, ENJOY THE MOVIE. 240 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: PHILLIP! 241 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:21,997 WHERE'D YOU -- 242 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:22,024 [ GASPS ] 243 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:24,020 NO WAY! 244 00:06:24,022 --> 00:06:27,012 CONCESSION COMBO IN THE LOBBY?! 245 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:28,017 I GUESS I HAVE TIME FOR A MOVIE 246 00:06:28,019 --> 00:06:29,019 AND SOME SNACKS. 247 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:33,022 >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 248 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:36,011 EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME. 249 00:06:36,013 --> 00:06:38,013 THIS IS GREAT! 250 00:06:38,008 --> 00:06:40,018 I'M OUT PAST CURFEW, I GOT TO 251 00:06:40,021 --> 00:06:42,011 DRIVE, AND I EVEN GET TO WATCH 252 00:06:42,016 --> 00:06:44,016 WHATEVER MOVIE I WANT. 253 00:06:45,001 --> 00:06:49,001 I JUST WISH I WASN'T SO TIRED... 254 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:51,022 [ SNORING ] 255 00:06:52,001 --> 00:06:53,011 >> OH, NO, HONEY! 256 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,023 THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER! 257 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:56,021 >> I'LL HANDLE IT. 258 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,020 OH, MY -- AAAAAAH! 259 00:06:59,017 --> 00:07:01,997 [ SCREAMING ] 260 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,016 [ SNORING CONTINUES ] 261 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:04,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, GOOD. 262 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,020 IT'S OVER. 263 00:07:05,018 --> 00:07:06,018 OH, HEY, PHILIP. 264 00:07:06,021 --> 00:07:08,001 DIDN'T FANCY SEEING YOU HERE. 265 00:07:08,004 --> 00:07:08,024 >> HUH?! 266 00:07:08,018 --> 00:07:10,008 WHAT THE -- 267 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:11,015 AW, MAN. 268 00:07:11,022 --> 00:07:13,022 I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT THROUGH 269 00:07:13,022 --> 00:07:15,002 THE WHOLE MOVIE. 270 00:07:15,006 --> 00:07:16,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHY'D YOU DO 271 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:16,020 THAT? 272 00:07:16,023 --> 00:07:18,023 >> I GUESS 300-YEAR-OLDS NEED 273 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,000 MORE REST THAN I THOUGHT. 274 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,024 WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING OLDER 275 00:07:21,022 --> 00:07:23,012 IF I CAN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE TO 276 00:07:23,014 --> 00:07:25,014 WATCH COOL MOVIES? 277 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,999 PLUS, MY OLD BEARD IS STARTING 278 00:07:27,002 --> 00:07:28,012 TO ATTRACT MOTHS. 279 00:07:28,008 --> 00:07:30,008 YEAH, I'M READY TO DRINK YOUR 280 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:32,015 STREAM OF FIZZY FANTASY AND BE 281 00:07:32,023 --> 00:07:35,003 YOUNG AGAIN, UNCLE GRANDPA. 282 00:07:35,004 --> 00:07:36,024 UNCLE GRANDPA? 283 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,002 >> Uncle Grandpa: WH-O-O-OA! 284 00:07:38,003 --> 00:07:39,023 MOTHS ARE COOL. 285 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:41,000 I WONDER WHAT YOUNG MOTHS LOOK 286 00:07:41,005 --> 00:07:43,015 LIKE. 287 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:44,021 NEAT. 288 00:07:44,023 --> 00:07:46,013 >> HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA, JUST A 289 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:47,021 HEADS-UP BUT THE SODA TANK IS 290 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:48,022 ALMOST GONE. 291 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:50,000 YOU'RE DOWN TO YOUR VERY LAST 292 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:50,013 SPRAY. 293 00:07:50,015 --> 00:07:51,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: LAST SPRAY?! 294 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:52,022 I GOT TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE 295 00:07:53,001 --> 00:07:53,021 COUNT. 296 00:07:53,017 --> 00:07:54,997 >> UM, UNCLE GRANDPA? 297 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:56,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHERE?! 298 00:07:56,003 --> 00:07:57,023 WHOOPSIE. 299 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,019 >> OH, NO! 300 00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:01,001 I'M GONNA BE OLD FOREVER! 301 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:01,015 HUH? 302 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:02,017 >> Uncle Grandpa: NOT IF THIS 303 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,020 GRANDPA CAN HELP IT! 304 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,017 [ GRUNTS ] 305 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,017 >> AAAAH! 306 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:08,007 UNH! 307 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:10,013 MMM, CHERRY-FLAVORED. 308 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: NOW LET'S GET 309 00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:11,020 YOU BACK HOME. 310 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,020 I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER 311 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:13,010 HERE. 312 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:14,013 >> OKAY. 313 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,020 I THINK I GOT YOUR WALL ALL 314 00:08:15,021 --> 00:08:16,021 PATCHED UP -- 315 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:18,020 [ CRASHING ] 316 00:08:18,021 --> 00:08:20,011 >> THANKS FOR THE LIFT AND THE 317 00:08:20,011 --> 00:08:21,021 FUN TIME, UNCLE GRANDPA. 318 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,010 I'M GONNA GO TRY AND ENJOY BEING 319 00:08:23,012 --> 00:08:24,022 A KID NOW. 320 00:08:24,017 --> 00:08:26,007 >> OH, PHILIP, YOU'RE A KID 321 00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:26,019 AGAIN! 322 00:08:26,023 --> 00:08:28,013 WANT ME TO PUT SOME CARTOONS ON 323 00:08:28,013 --> 00:08:29,003 FOR YOU? 324 00:08:29,003 --> 00:08:30,003 >> YEAH, SURE. 325 00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:31,013 JUST NONE OF THAT PURPLE HORSEY 326 00:08:31,014 --> 00:08:32,004 JUNK. 327 00:08:32,003 --> 00:08:33,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: WELP, THERE 328 00:08:33,005 --> 00:08:35,005 GOES ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. 329 00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:36,009 SEE, PUBESCENT GUS? 330 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:38,002 EVEN BEING DISTRACTED, THINGS 331 00:08:38,002 --> 00:08:38,022 ALWAYS WORK OUT. 332 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,021 >> EXCEPT YOU STILL NEED TO 333 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,019 CHANGE ME BACK TO MY NORMAL AGE. 334 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:44,001 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH. 335 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:47,005 HERE YOU GO. 336 00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:48,021 HEY! MY BUBBLE GUM! 337 00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:51,011 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT. 338 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,010 I WONDER WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE. 339 00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:04,012 >> AND NOW "SCIENCE TIME WITH 340 00:09:04,008 --> 00:09:05,998 UNCLE GRANDPA." 341 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: HIYA, FOLKS! 342 00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:08,012 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 343 00:09:08,012 --> 00:09:10,002 HELPING ME TODAY WILL BE MY 344 00:09:10,005 --> 00:09:12,005 SPECIAL GUEST ASSISTANT, KIMMM! 345 00:09:12,013 --> 00:09:13,023 HOW YOU DOING, KIMMY? 346 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:14,017 >> WELL, I'M DOING FINE. 347 00:09:14,023 --> 00:09:15,023 I'M REALLY EXCITED T-- 348 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT, 349 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,010 KIMMM! 350 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:21,010 TODAY'S SUBJECT IS DISSECTION. 351 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:22,017 DISSECTION IS THE PROCESS OF 352 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:24,009 CUTTING CRITTERS OPEN TO FIND 353 00:09:24,008 --> 00:09:25,018 OUT WHAT'S INSIDE, TO SEE WHAT 354 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,002 MAKES 'EM TICK. 355 00:09:27,005 --> 00:09:28,005 THE FIRST THING WE NEED IS 356 00:09:28,016 --> 00:09:29,016 SOMETHING TO DISSECT. 357 00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:33,011 FOLLOW ME, KIMMM! 358 00:09:33,009 --> 00:09:35,009 Shh! WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. 359 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:37,001 BASKETBALLS IN THEIR NATURAL 360 00:09:37,002 --> 00:09:39,012 HABITAT. 361 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,011 GOT ONE! 362 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:43,003 NOW WE HAVE TO PREPARE THE 363 00:09:43,002 --> 00:09:43,022 SPECIMEN. 364 00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:44,019 HOLD YOUR NOSE. 365 00:09:44,021 --> 00:09:47,001 THIS STUFF IS REALLY STRONG. 366 00:09:47,006 --> 00:09:48,016 [ CHUCKLES ] 367 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,020 SWEET DREAMS, YOU POOR DUMB 368 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,020 CREATURE. 369 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:54,010 [ WHIMPERS ] 370 00:09:54,013 --> 00:09:55,023 THERE WE GO! 371 00:09:55,018 --> 00:09:57,008 READY FOR DISSECTION. 372 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:58,011 >> DO WE USE THIS? 373 00:09:58,012 --> 00:09:59,022 >> Uncle Grandpa: HEAVENS, NO! 374 00:09:59,017 --> 00:10:01,007 THAT'S MUCH TOO DANGEROUS. 375 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,014 NO, KIM, WE'LL USE THIS! 376 00:10:03,016 --> 00:10:05,006 [ MOTOR REVS ] 377 00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:06,022 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK'S INSIDE 378 00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:08,021 THE BASKETBALL, KIMMM? 379 00:10:08,022 --> 00:10:10,012 >> UM...AIR? 380 00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:11,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: WRONG! 381 00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:13,006 IT'S COTTON CANDY. 382 00:10:13,007 --> 00:10:14,017 HERE YOU GO, HONEY. 383 00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:16,022 SHE'S GOT A REAL SWEET TOOTH. 384 00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:17,023 WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK IS IN 385 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:18,011 THERE? 386 00:10:18,013 --> 00:10:20,013 >> UM, AT THIS POINT, I'M NOT 387 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,010 REALLY SURE. 388 00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:22,009 >> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE! 389 00:10:22,009 --> 00:10:22,999 IT'S A GRASSHOPPER. 390 00:10:23,006 --> 00:10:24,996 THIS MUST BE WHY BASKETBALLS ARE 391 00:10:25,002 --> 00:10:26,012 SO JUMPY. 392 00:10:26,009 --> 00:10:27,019 FOR YOU, MR. GUS. 393 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,017 >> Mr. Gus: OH, BOY! 394 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,000 A HOP DOG! 395 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE 0 FOR 396 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:31,014 2, KIM. 397 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:32,016 BETTER UP YOUR GAME. 398 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK WE'LL 399 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:34,023 FIND IN HERE? 400 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:35,018 >> I DON'T KNOW. 401 00:10:35,018 --> 00:10:37,008 SOME KIND OF KILLER ROBOT OR 402 00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:38,007 SOMETHING EQUALLY WEIRD. 403 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:39,016 >> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE AGAIN. 404 00:10:39,022 --> 00:10:42,002 IT'S THIS STUFF! 405 00:10:42,003 --> 00:10:43,013 >> EW! GROSS! 406 00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:44,015 IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 407 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHY, YES, IT 408 00:10:46,002 --> 00:10:46,012 IS, KIM. 409 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,023 IT'S A HEAPING PLATEFUL OF 410 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,001 MOUTHWATERING SPAGHETTI AND 411 00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:49,016 MEATBALLS. 412 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,023 >> Pizza Steve: WHAT?! NO BREAD? 413 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH! 414 00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:54,008 [ MUMBLING ] 415 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:56,010 HERE IT IS! 416 00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:57,013 BON APPETITE. 417 00:10:57,011 --> 00:10:58,011 >> Pizza Steve: THAT'S WHAT I'M 418 00:10:58,014 --> 00:10:59,014 TALKIN' BOUT. 419 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,020 >> UNCLE GRANDPA! 420 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:02,001 WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO 421 00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:02,023 WITH SCIENCE? 422 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: SCIENCE?! 423 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:05,014 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COOKING 424 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:05,019 SHOW. 425 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,020 >> HA! JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR 426 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:09,010 MORE SCIENCE -- I MEAN, COOKING 427 00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:11,024 WITH UNCLE GRANDPA. 25651

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