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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, OVERDUE
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LIBRARY BOOK, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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UNDER HERE?
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NO.
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INSIDE HERE?
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NO.
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HMM.
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NOT IN HERE EITHER.
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>> HEY, OVER HERE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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WHO SAID THAT?
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>> I DID!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAS IT THE
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TREE?
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>> YEAH, IT WAS.
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WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN TALK?!
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>> [ Laughing ] OF COURSE I CAN
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TALK!
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I'M A TREE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY, OH,
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BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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BELLY BAG, BELLY BAG, MR. TREE
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CAN TALK!
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>> Belly Bag: HUH?
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OH, NOT NOW, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I'M FINISHING MY BOOK ON TAPE.
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DON'T BOTHER ME TILL THE END OF
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THE EPISODE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, SORRY.
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SO, MR. TREE, YOU AND I HAVE A
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LOTOF CATCHING UP TO DO.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO ESTABLISH A
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LIFELONG BOND WITH MY
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BARK-COVERED BUDDY!
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>> YEAH, YEAH [CHUCKLES
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NERVOUSLY] M-ME, TOO,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, LET ME
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TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF.
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MY NAME, AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY
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KNOW, IS UNCLE GRANDPA, AND I
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LIKE HOT DOGS.
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DO YOU LIKE HOT DOGS?
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WELL, I ALSO LIKE ICE CREAM.
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>> Pizza Steve: IF IT'S ONE
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THING WE CAN FINALLYAGREE ON,
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IT'S THAT NOBODY DOES IT BETTER
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THAN BURGER QUEEN.
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>> Both: ♪ NOBODY DOES IT BETTER
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THAN BURGER QUEEN ♪
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♪ A HEAVENLY DREAM MADE WITH
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BEEF THAT'S LEAN ♪
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♪ NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN
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BURGER QUEEN ♪
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND THAT'S
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JUST ONE OF THE STORIES OF HOW I
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MET MR. GUS AND PIZZA STEVE.
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OH, HEY, GUYS!
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WE WERE JUSTTALKING ABOUT YOU.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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"WE"?
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE TREE -- HE
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CAN TALK!
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LOOK, LOOK!
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SAY SOMETHING TO THE GUYS,
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MR. TREE.
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JUST GIVE HIM A SEC.
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[ SLOOP! SLOOP! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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WE'RE GONNA GO EAT OUR BURGERS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, I'LL LET
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YOU GUYS KNOW WHEN HE'S TALKING
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AGAIN.
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HMM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S UP,
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MR. TREE?
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DID YOU GET BIT BY THE SHY BUG?
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>> SORRY ABOUT THAT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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MAYBE I'D BE A LITTLE LESS SHY
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IF I WASN'T SO HUNGRY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM, WHAT DO
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TREES LIKE TO EAT?
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>> UH, YOU KNOW, I COULD REALLY
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GO FOR TWO BURGER QUEEN BURGERS.
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YOU GOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH,
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SURE!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ British
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accent ] MR. GUS, OLD CHAP,
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I'M SIMPLY FAMISHED!
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SHALL WE?
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>> Mr. Gus: [ British accent ]
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BUT, OF COUR--
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T MIND IF
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I DO!
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MR. TREE IS HUNGRY.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ Normal voice ] YOU
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BRING THAT BACK, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ Normal
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voice ] WHAT IS WITHTHAT GUY?!
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I'M FLIPPIN' STARVING, JACK!
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LET'S GO GET OUR GRUB!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, THAT'S
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THE LAST ONE!
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YOU SURE WERE HUNGRY, MR. TREE.
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, YOU
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JUST THREW OUR LUNCH INTO A TREE
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HOLE!
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS ISN'T FUNNY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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THAT WAS OUR LUNCH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW, NOW,
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DON'T YOU FRET LITTLE GUYS.
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YOU MAY HAVE LOST A HAMBURGER,
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BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE A NEW
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FRIEND.
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WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE YOU,
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MR. TREE!
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COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE,
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BUDDY.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW I GET
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GRUMPY WHEN I'M HUNGRY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I'D HATE TO HAVE TO START
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REMOVING LIMBS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, DON'T HURT
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MR. TREE!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHO SAID I WAS
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TALKING ABOUT THE TREE?
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>> Pizza Steve: IT'S NOT WORTH
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IT, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: ALL RIGHT, THEN, BUT
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I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. TREE, YOU
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SAID YOU'D TALK TO THE GUYS ONCE
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YOU HAD SOMETHING TO EAT!
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>> I KNOW, UH, IT'S JUST THAT
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YOU GUYS LOOK ALL COOL WITH
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YOUR CLOTHES AND STUFF, AND
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LOOK AT ME.
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I'M JUST NAKED!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU POOR,
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NAKED, LITTLE TREE!
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>> IF YOU WERE TO HELP ME GET A
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SWEET NEW OUTFIT, I WOULDN'T BE
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SO EMBARRASSED TO HAVE A NICE,
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LONG CHAT WITH YOUR BUDDIES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU PROMISE,
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MR. TREE?!
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
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>> Mr. Gus: MAN, WHY'D HE HAVE
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TO MESS WITH OUR FOOD?!
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>> Pizza Steve: HE'S PROBABLY
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OUT THERE EATING IT RIGHT NOW,
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PLAYING US FOR CHUMPS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU REALLY,
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REALLY, REALLY PROMISE,
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MR. TREE?
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>> Pizza Steve: OR HE REALLY
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THINKS TREES CAN TALK.
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS IS MORE SERIOUS
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THAN I THOUGHT.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, GUYS,
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MR. TREE AND I ARE GOING TO THE
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MALL!
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>> Mr. Gus: AREN'T YOU EVEN THE
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SLIGHTEST BIT WORRIED ABOUT
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UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Pizza Steve: NAH.
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UNCLE G'S ALWAYS BEEN A WEIRDO.
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WHOA, THAT IS ONE SHARP-DRESSED
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TREE, UNCLE G!
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AND THOSE SHADES ARE TIGHT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DO YOU REALLY
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THINK THEY'RE TOO TIGHT?!
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MR. TREE PICKED THEM OUT
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HIMSELF.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO, UNCLE G,
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IT'S A FIGURE OF SPE--
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
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NOW, WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON
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HERE, UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. TREE
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NEEDED SOME SWEET NEW CLOTHES SO
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HE COULD FEEL COMFORTABLE
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TALKING TO YOU GUYS.
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THIS GUY EVEN KNEW ABOUT THE
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"EVERYTHING IS FREE" SALE TODAY
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AT THE MALL.
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HE SAID WE COULD TAKE ALL THE
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JEWELRY AND COATS WE WANT AND
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WALK OUT WITHOUT PAYING!
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>> Pizza Steve: ARE YOU
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SERIOUS?!
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COME ON, MR. GUS, WE GOT TO GET
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TO THE MALL!
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, NO!
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"EVERYTHING IS FREE" SALES DON'T
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EXIST!
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UNCLE GRANDPA, MUST'VE STOLEN
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ALL THAT STUFF AND HUNG IT ALL
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OVER THAT TREE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DIDN'T STEAL
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ANYTHING!
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TELL THEM, MR. TREE!
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IT WAS AN "EVERYTHING IS FREE"
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SALE, RIGHT?!
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>> Mr. Gus: STEALING, DECEIVING
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YOUR FRIENDS -- IT'S NOT RIGHT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, UNCLE G!
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THAT'S PIZZA STEVE'S JOB AROUND
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HERE!
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>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
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GOING ON WITH YOU, BUT UNTIL YOU
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CAN START BEING HONEST WITH YOUR
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FRIENDS, WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK
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ABOUT.
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU MESSED UP
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BIG TIME, BRO.
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YOU GOT THE BIG GREEN GUY ALL
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UPSET.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY, MR. TREE,
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WHY?!
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YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM
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EVERYTHING!
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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LOOK, I NEED SOME MONEY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?!
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MY FRIENDS THINK I'M LYING TO
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THEM BECAUSE OF YOU, AND NOW
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YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR MONEY?!
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>> I NEED SOME MONEY TO BUY YOUR
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FRIENDS SOME GIFTS TO SHOW 'EM
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HOW SORRY I AM FOR THIS WHOLE
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MESS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU'RE SO
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THOUGHTFUL, MR. TREE.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?
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>> OH, NO, I COULDN'T TAKE YOUR
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MONEY, UNCLE G.
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JUST, UH, TAKE ME BY THE BANK SO
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I CAN MAKE A WITHDRAWAL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND THEN YOU
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GOT TO PROMISE YOU'LL TALK TO MY
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BUDDIES.
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>> YOU HAVE MY LEAFY WORD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,
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LET'S GO GET SOME MONEY!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHILE I MAINTAIN
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THAT UNCLE GRANDPA IS COMPLETELY
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OUT OF HIS MIND!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE HOME!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, HE'S
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INSANE.
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, WHERE DID ALL
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THAT MONEY COME FROM?
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, WHAT DID
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YOU DO -- ROB A BANK?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, NO,
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NOTHING LIKE THAT.
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TELL THEM, MR. TREE.
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T EVEN START
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WITH THAT TALKING-TREE NONSENSE!
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YOU NEED TO RETURN THAT MONEY
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FROM WHEREVER YOU GOT IT
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BEFORE --
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[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
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>> OPEN UP! IT'S THE POLICE!
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>> Mr. Gus: BEFORE THATHAPPENS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, OH, MY
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GOODNESS!
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I KNOW WHY THEY'RE HERE!
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THEY'RE HERE FOR MY OVERDUE
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LIBRARY BOOK!
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WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE,
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MR. TREE!
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>> WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE'RE
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FUGITIVES!
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, I'M GLAD
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THAT'S ALL SORTED OUT.
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>> YEAH!
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JOHNSON, GET THIS TO FORENSICS!
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>> YES, SIR.
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>> LOOK, JOHNSON, A TRAIL!
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COME ON, JOHNSON!
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UNTO THE BREACH! EXCELSIOR!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO,
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MR. TREE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
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>> HOW ABOUT WE HIDE IN THAT
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ARMOIRE OVER THERE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT, MR. TREE,
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I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
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>> YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM THE
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LONG ARM OF THE LAW!
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IT'S GONNA REACH RIGHT IN THERE
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AND GRIP YOU -- TIGHTLY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE GOT TO FIND
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A PLACE TO HIDE!
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THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK!
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EUREKA, CALIFORNIA, POPULATION
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26,961!
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I'VE GOT IT, MR. TREE!
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I'LL HIDE IN THIS TREE, AND YOU
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HIDE IN THIS UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: GOOD
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MORNING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT SURE IS
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DARK IN HERE.
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>> [ GRUNTS ] AND CRAMPED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I GUESS
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IT IS CRAMPED.
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>> BEAT IT!
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YOU'RE GONNA LEAD THEM RIGHT TO
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ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, YOU SOUND
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JUST LIKE MY FRIEND, MR. TREE!
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>> YEAH!
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>> THAT DOES IT!
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THIS IS MYHIDING SPOT!
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>> ALL RIGHT, BUB, WE KNOW
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YOU'RE IN THERE!
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COME OUT WITH YOUR -- AAH!
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>> YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR
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ROBBING THE
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FIRST INTERNATIONAL BANK, FOR
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SHOPLIFTING ALL THAT SWEET BLING
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FROM THE MALL!
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>> Pizza Steve: FOR STEALING
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SEVERAL HAMBURGERS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT A MINUTE!
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I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT STUFF!
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I'VE GOT SOME UNFINISHED
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BUSINESS WITH A CERTAIN
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MR. TREE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
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[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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HAD ENOUGH?!
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ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT!
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[ FARTING LOUDLY ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> [ MOANING ]
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OHH! [ SIGHS ]
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>> [ GASPS ] SPRUCE OAKLEY!
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AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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MASTER THIEF, 347 COUNTS OF
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GRAND LARCENY!
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I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU,BUT I
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NEVER KNEW YOU HAD A PARTNER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PARTNER?!
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NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!
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I THOUGHT THE TREE REALLY COULD
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TALK!
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>> YOU THINK I'M BUYING THAT
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STORY?!
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WHAT KIND OF HALF-WITTED, PEANUT
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BRAIN WOULD BELIEVE THAT AN
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INANIMATE OBJECT COULD TALK?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT -- BUT --
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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
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OH, HOLD ON A SEC. HELLO?
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>> Belly Bag: UH, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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DO YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP IT
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DOWN?
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I'M STILL TRYING FINISH MY BOOK
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ON TAPE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH,
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SORRY, BELLY BAG.
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>> Belly Bag: THANKS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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BYE NOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY ABOUT
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THAT.
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SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING --
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>> IT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND NOW.
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YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
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YOU,ON THE OTHER HAND!
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>> BUT --
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>> QUIT YOUR WHINING!
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SERVES YOU RIGHT TO GET BEAT UP
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BY A MAN THAT TALKS TO TREES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND THAT'S
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THAT.
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I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY SILLY FOR
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ME TO THINK A TREE COULD
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ACTUALLY TALK.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: DON'T SWEAT IT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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WE'RE JUST GLAD YOU HAVEN'T GONE
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KOOKY ON US.
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>> WHAT A DAY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE R.V.'s IN
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THE SHOP.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTING ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, HEY,
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MR. GUS.
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WORKING OUT THAT DINO BELLY?
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ARE YOU TRYING TO CRUNCHYOUR
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WAY TO A NEW BOD?
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: SORRY TO BURST
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YOUR BUBBLE BIG MAN, BUT YOU'RE
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DOING IT ALL WRONG!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT YOU NEED TO
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DO IS DITCH THOSE ARCHAIC FORMS
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OF EXERCISE AND GET WITH WHAT
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THE 21st CENTURY HAS TO OFFER!
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THIS FINE MACHINE MADE OF MODERN
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TECHNOLOGY WILL LEAVE YOU WITH
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ABS TO DIE FOR!
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AND LOOK HOW EASY IT REALLY IS!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH!
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MMM! DO YOU FEEL THE BURN?
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'CAUSE IDON'T!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: CHECK OUT MY
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KILLER ABS IN A MATTER OF
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SECONDS.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU, TOO, COULD
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HAVE A THIN WASHBOARD STOMACH
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LIKE THIS.
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OH, I FEEL GOOD, AND I LOOK
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GOOD.
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OH, DO YOU HEAR THAT?
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SOUNDS LIKE A RIPPLING ABDOMINAL
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SECTION TO ME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AGH!
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[ MOANS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ CHUCKLES ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> THAT WAS QUITEDELICIOUS.
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