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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHO NEEDS
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OVERPRICED TANNING SALONS WHEN
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I'VE GOT A SKY FULL OF NATURAL
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SUNLIGHT AND MY GOOD OLD
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MICROWAVE KING-BRAND SATELLITE
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DISH?
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GOLDEN BROWN, HERE I COME!
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>> Mr. Gus: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON
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THE OLD SATELLITE TV TODAY.
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>> SO, THEN, YOU TAKE YOUR RUMP
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ROAST AND PLACE IT IN THE OVEN
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AT 480 DEGREES.
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>> Mr. Gus: AAH!
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PIZZA STEVE, GET YOUR BUTT OFF
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THE SATELLITE DISH!
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GET DOWN FROM THERE!
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[ CLANK! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ CLANK! ]
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>> AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH!
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[ POP! ]
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HEY, WHO PUT THIS BOX HERE?
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HMM.
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IT DOESN'T SAY WHO IT'S FROM OR
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WHO IT'S TO.
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HEY, GUYS, COME OUT HERE!
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!
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[ POINK! POINK! ]
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AAAH!
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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DOES THIS PACKAGE BELONG TO YOU?
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>> Mr. Gus: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT
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BEFORE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW ABOUT YOU,
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MR. PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: IT'S PROBABLY
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JUST A GIFT FROM ONE OF MY MANY
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FANS.
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I'LL JUST POP IT OPEN AND SEE
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WHAT THEY GOT ME.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHOA, THERE!
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IT COULD JUST AS EASILY BE FROM
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ONE OF
MYMANY FANS.
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>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, IT COULD!
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THE POINT IS, WE DON'T KNOW WHO
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IT'S FOR.
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WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE IT WHERE WE
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FOUND IT.
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SOMEONE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR IT.
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>> Pizza Steve: I SAY FINDERS,
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KEEPERS, LOSERS, ET CETERA.
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>> Mr. Gus: GIVE ME THAT!
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YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T BELONG TO
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YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COME ON,
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MR. GUS.
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AREN'T YOU EVEN A LITTLE CURIOUS
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ABOUT WHAT'S INSIDE?
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IT'S PROBABLY A COW WHO LIKES TO
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RACE CARS AND GO BOWLING.
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>> Mr. Gus: SOMEHOW, I DOUBT IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, THEN,
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WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
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>> Mr. Gus: I CAN'T SAY FOR
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SURE, BUT IT IS ABOUT THE RIGHT
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SIZE FOR A BOX FULL OF VINTAGE
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EASY-LISTENING RECORDS.
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"A HUNDRED AND ONE
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HARMONICAS" -- I LOVE THIS
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RECORD!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ CRUNCHING ]
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MMM!
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>> Pizza Steve: I SURE HOPE IT'S
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NOT FULL OF ANYTHING LAME LIKE
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THAT.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA IMAGINE WHAT'S
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INSIDE, IMAGINE SOMETHING GOOD,
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LIKE DIAMONDS -- DIAMONDS ON A
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HIGH-DEFINITION TELEVISION.
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OH, YES!
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CLASSIC PIZZA STEVE.
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OHH!
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>> Belly Bag: YES, OF COURSE,
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THAT IS A POSSIBILITY.
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BUT IT COULD JUST AS EASILY BE
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FULL OF FOREIGN KNOCK-OFF PURSES
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WHO'LL DO ANYTHING FOR AN
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AMERICAN VISA.
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>> [ GIGGLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GEEZ,
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BELLY BAG, YOU NEED TO GET OUT
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MORE OFTEN.
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NOW IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A
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THOUGHT BALLOON AND IMAGINE
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WHAT'S INSIDE THE BOX.
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OH, BOY -- LOOKIT THAT!
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IT'S THAT CARDBOARD BOX I'VE
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ALWAYS WANTED!
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[ SNIFFING ]
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AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
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I VOTE WE OPEN IT AND FIND OUT
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WHAT'S REALLY INSIDE.
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S WHAT I'VE
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BEEN SAYING.
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LET'S POP THIS MAMA JAMA OPEN.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHOA!
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COOL YOUR JETS THERE, BUDDY.
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I STILL DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
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OPEN SOMETHING THAT POTENTIALLY
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DOESN'T BELONG TO US.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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HEY, I KNOW.
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LET'S FLIP FOR IT.
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HEADS -- WE OPEN IT.
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TAILS -- WE DON'T.
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[ POP! CREAK! ]
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[ WHIFFLE! ]
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[ THUD! ]
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OHH!
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, WELL.
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I GUESS THAT'S --
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, MR. GUS,
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WHAT'S THAT THING OVER THERE?!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT'S WHAT?
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]
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NEVER MIND.
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LOOK -- HEADS!
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE...
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[ SIGHS ]
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WHATEVER.
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>> Pizza Steve: I'LL GO AHEAD
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AND TAKE THE LIBERTY OF OPENING
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IT UP FOR US.
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OF COURSE, THAT MEANS I GET
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FIRST DIBS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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ALL RIGHT, ALMOST GOT IT.
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[ GROANS ]
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JUST GOT TO GET UNDER THIS TAPE.
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WHAT A STUBBORN LITTLE THANG.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL LET YOU
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OPEN IT, UNCLE G.
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JUST WANTED TO LOOSEN IT UP FOR
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YA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU
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CAN'T USE A DANGEROUS BUTTER
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KNIFE LIKE THAT.
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THIS IS A KIDS' SHOW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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BETTER GO GET MY SWORD, THEN.
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[ SHING! WHOOSH! ]
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HIYAH!
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MAN, THAT'S THE LAST GLASS SWORD
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I EVER BUY.
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[ WHOOSH! CLANG! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HERE.
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I'LL GET THIS THING OPEN.
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IT JUST NEEDS A GENTLE TOUCH.
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HMM.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW.
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EVEN MR. GUS' SUPERSTRONG HANDS
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CAN'T GET THIS BOX OPEN.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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I GUESS I NEED TO HIT THE GYM
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MORE OFTEN, Y'ALL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG,
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ANY IDEAS TO GET THIS BOX OPEN?
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>> Belly Bag: MAYBE MY SHARP
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ZIPPER TEETH CAN CUT THROUGH
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SOME OF THAT TAPE.
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NOM! NOM, NOM, NOM!
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NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM!
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NOPE. THIS IS SOME TOUGH TAPE.
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[ SHATTER! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NICE TRY,
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BUDDY.
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LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT.
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NYUH!
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WELL, GIVING IT A SHOT DIDN'T
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WORK.
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>> Mr. Gus: PERHAPS
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GREAT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER CAN
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HELP US WITH THIS DILEMMA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT IDEA,
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MR. GUS.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS SOFTLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SORRY, GIRL.
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DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR
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CATNAP, BUT WE REALLY NEED YOUR
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HELP OPENING UP THIS PACKAGE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S TRY SOME OF YOUR RAINBOW
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POWER.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ CLATTER! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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DARN IT!
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UH-OH. SORRY ABOUT USING UP ALL
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YOUR COLOR.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS WE'RE
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GONNA HAVE TO START THINKING
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OUTSIDE THE BOX, OUTSIDE THE
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BOX.
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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OKAY, LASER HAMMER.
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU AND YOUR
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HIGH-POWERED, LONG-RANGE,
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ACCURACY SCOPE CAN DO.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I HEARD THE PIRANHAS
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AT THIS LAKE WILL TEAR THROUGH
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ANYTHING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET'S
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SEE THEM TEAR THROUGH THIS.
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>> ANY OF YOU GUYS EXPECTING A
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PACKAGE?
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>> Together: NAH.
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>> HEY, LOOK. A BOAT.
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[ BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! ]
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>> WELL, DOCTOR, IT SEEMS LIKE
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YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN THE PATIENT
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UP TO REMOVE THE OBSTRUCTION.
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>> GOOD THING MY TRUSTY SCALPEL
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AND I CAN OPEN UP ANYTHING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CAN YOU OPEN
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UP THIS?
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>> DOES IT HAVE INSURANCE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UHHHHHH.
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OUCH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Both: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SHOUTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> MM-HMM.
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SO, TELL ME, UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY
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ARE WE HERE TODAY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I JUST
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CAN'T GET HIM TO OPEN UP.
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>> I SEE.
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PERHAPS SOME THINGS ARE BETTER
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LEFT UNOPENED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, CAN YOU
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OPEN HIM UP OR NOT?
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>> I THINK OUR TIME IS UP.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DO I STILL
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HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS?
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>> DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UHHH.
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OUCH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Belly Bag: AAAH!
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[ GROANING ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT!
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THIS JAGGED SHARK'S TOOTH I
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ORDERED SHOULD CUT THROUGH THAT
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BOX -- NO PROBLEM.
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[ GRIND! ]
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[ SIZZLE! ]
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[ TWITCH! TWITCH! ]
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[ THUMP! WHIR! ]
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[ CLANK! GRIND! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ W-W-W-WHOOSH! ]
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[ SIZZLE! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ Z-Z-Z-ZIP! ]
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[ SIZZLE! ]
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[ WHMMMM! ]
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[ TWINKLE! TWINKLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ EXHALES
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DEEPLY ]
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[ RATTLE! ]
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[ AIR WHOOSHING ]
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[ CLINK! ]
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[ BOOM! ]
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WHY IS NOTHING WORKING?!
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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?!
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WHY? WHY?!
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>> Belly Bag: I CAN'T TAKE IT
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ANYMORE!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: NO-GOOD BOX TESTIN'
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MY PATIENCE, MAKING ME LOSE MY
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COOL!
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>> Pizza Steve: I GOT TO GET
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INSIDE.
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I GOT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE!
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>> All: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M STARTING
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TO FEEL KIND OF WEIRD, KIND OF
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LIKE BLIND RAGE IS TAKING OVER!
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>> Belly Bag: M-M-M-ME, TOO!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROWLING ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: NOTHING IS GONNA
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KEEP ME OUT OF THAT BOX --
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NOTHING!
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>> All: [ GRUNTING ]
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[ BLOWS LANDING ]
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>> HEY, GUYS.
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DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY TAPE I CAN
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BORROW?
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NEVER MIND.
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I'LL JUST USE SOME TAPE FROM
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THIS BOX.
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THERE'S A NICE, LOOSE PIECE.
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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THE BOX -- IT'S OPEN!
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>> DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
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>> Pizza Steve: THE TIME HAS
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COME!
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>> YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO
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FREAK ME OUT.
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
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[ WHOOSH! ZWIP! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS
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MANIACALLY ]
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IT'S MINE! ME FIRST!
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>> Belly Bag: BACK OFF,
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SAUCE FACE!
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S MINE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'LL HAVE TO
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PRY IT FROM MY COLD, GLOVED
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HANDS FIRST!
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>> All: AAAAAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ BLOWS LANDING ]
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[ RUMBLE! ]
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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[ GASP ]
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[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD
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MORNING.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT THE HECK?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S GOING
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ON?!
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S IT --
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US?!
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
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WHERE'S ALL THE DIAMONDS?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S JUST A
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BUNCH OF DARKNESS!
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>> Belly Bag: ALL THAT WORK FOR
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NOTHING?!
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS DOESN'T MAKE
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ANY SENSE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE
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YOU GUYS NEED A TURN IN THE BOX.
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[ SLAP! WHOOSH! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, Y'ALL NEED
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TO CHILL OUT FOR A WHILE.
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>> Pizza Steve: JUST RELAX
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IN THERE, DUDES.
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>> Belly Bag: NOW THAT THAT'S
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OVER, ANYBODY WANT TO SEE IF THE
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24-HOUR ICE-CREAM SHOP IS STILL
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OPEN?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, LET'S
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GO.
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>> Pizza Steve: I'M ALL OVER
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THAT IDEA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HANG ON, GUYS.
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I FORGOT MY WALLET.
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HEY, WHAT'S THIS BOX DOING HERE?
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[ CREAK ]
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>> Uncle Grandpas: BULL'S-EYE!
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>> NEW EXPERIENCES,
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WITH BEARY NICE...
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>> THAT'S ME.
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>> ...AND HOT DOG PERSON.
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>> THAT'S ME.
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>> WOW!
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I'VE NEVER USED A COMPUTER
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BEFORE.
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[ CREAK! ]
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HAVE YOU, HOT DOG PERSON?
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>> WHAT'S A COMPUTER?
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>> COMPUTERS ARE AMAZING
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MACHINES -- WHEE! -- THAT CAN DO
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ALMOST ANYTHING.
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>> REALLY?
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>> I'M BEARY EXCITED TO USE A
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COMPUTER FOR THE BEARY FIRST
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TIME.
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I'M BEARY NICE.
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AND I'M GONNA USE THIS COMPUTER
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TO HELP ME GET INTO THAT JAR OF
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COOKIES.
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[ MASH! ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> WELCOME TO FLUFFYLAND.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> WANT TO PLAY?
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>> WOW. COMPUTERS REALLY
ARE
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AMAZING MACHINES.
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>> YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET.
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JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY CLAWS ON
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THOSE COOKIES.
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[ BEEPING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ BEEPING STOPS ]
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COMPUTER COOKIES ARE MY
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FAVORITE.
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[ BEEPS ]
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>> REDIRECT.
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>> HUH?
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>> WELCOME TO NORMAD
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MISSILE DEFENSE LAUNCH NETWORK.
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WARNING. THIS IS A RESTRICTED
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GOVERNMENT WEBSITE.
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TOP-LEVEL CLEARANCE PASSWORD
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REQUIRED.
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>> [ Monotone ] BEEP, BOOP,
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BEEP.
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COMPUTER COOKIE.
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BEEP, BOOP, BEEP.
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>> PASSWORD VERIFIED.
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WELCOME, MR. PRESIDENT.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> WHAT ARE THE TARGET
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COORDINATES, MR. PRESIDENT?
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>> UH-OH, THIS ISN'T GOOD.
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>> FIDDLESTICKS.
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THIS COOKIE IS DELICIOUS!
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NOM, NOM.
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MMM, NOM, NOM.
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NOM, NOM.
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OH, MY.
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THERE'S COOKIE CRUMBS ALL OVER
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THE KEYBOARD.
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>> YOU HAVE CHOSEN ALL OF THE
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TARGETS.
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>> [ GASPING ]
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>> PLEASE ENTER THE LAUNCH CODE,
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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>> OH, NO!
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>> GET OFF OF THERE, CRUMBS.
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>> UGH! [ COUGHS ]
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>> LAUNCH CODES ACCEPTED.
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>> OHH!
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>> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
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PROCEED, MR. PRESIDENT?
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>> JUST A FEW CRUMBS LEFT.
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THERE'S ONE BY THE "Y" KEY.
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NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM.
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OH. THERE'S ONE BY THE "E."
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>> [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> AND THERE'S ONE LAST CRUMB BY
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THE "S" KEY.
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>> THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
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>> OH, NO!
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>> THE MISSILES ARE IN THE AIR.
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GOODBYE.
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>> [ WHIMPERING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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AAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAH!
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> WOW!
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I HAD NO IDEA A COMPUTER COULD
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MAKE MY COOKIE TOASTY WARM, TOO.
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