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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> THANKS, DAD.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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NOW STOP VISITING ME AT WORK.
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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I'LL HAVE ONE OF YOUR FINEST
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FRANKS, HOT DOG MAN.
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>> ACTUALLY, THAT KID WHO THINKS
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I'M HIS DAD JUST CLEANED OUT MY
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INVENTORY.
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I'M EXPECTING A DELIVERY LATER
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TODAY, THOUGH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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I'LL WAIT.
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[ WHIP! ]
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
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[ SQUIRTING ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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MMM. MMM.
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[ BOING! ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ THUD! THUD! THUD! ]
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[ WHIP! SNIP! ]
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>> OH, MY GOODNESS! IT WORKED!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP, IT'S
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REALLY ME.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY
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R.V.?
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>> OH, MY NAME IS NUBERT NIMBO.
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AND THIS ISN'T YOUR R.V.
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IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA I MADE,
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DOWN TO THE VERY LAST DETAIL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOWEE!
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YOU MUST BE MY BIGGEST FAN!
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>> OOH! I CERTAINLY AM,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I BUILT THIS R.V. FOR YOU SO WE
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COULD LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE
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UNCLE GRANDPA FUN TIME ALL DAY
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LONG, JUST LIKE IN YOUR TV SHOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I HAVE A TV
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SHOW?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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SURE YOU DO, SILLY.
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I'VE GOT EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
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DVR'd ALL THE WAY BACK TO
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"STEAMBOAT GRANDPA."
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪
I'M VERY
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HANDSOME WHEN I'M ON A
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STEAMBOAT ♪
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MAN, I SURE WAS HANDSOME ON THAT
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STEAMBOAT.
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ANYWAYS, NERDBERT, IT WAS NICE
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MEETING YOU, BUT I SHOULD REALLY
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GET BACK TO MY REAL R.V.
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>> YOU'RE LEAVING ALREADY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH. SEE YA.
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
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S-SEE YA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GLAD I COULD
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MAKE SUCH AN IMPACT ON PEOPLE.
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>> GOING ALREADY, UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU A
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SUPERFAN, TOO?
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>> WELL, I DO ENJOY YOUR SHOW,
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BUT I'M NUBERT'S MOM.
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I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING YOU COULD
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STAY AND PLAY A LITTLE LONGER.
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YOU SEE, NUBERT SPENDS SO MUCH
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TIME WATCHING
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"THE UNCLE GRANDPA SHOW" THAT
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HE'S NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE.
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AND SINCE YOU'RE HIS HERO, YOU'D
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BE A GOOD INFLUENCE ON HIM.
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IT WOULD JUST MEAN THE WORLD TO
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BOTH OF US.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE GOT KIND OF A BUSY DAY
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PLANNED, AND, UH...
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>> I MADE YOU SOME HOT DOGS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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I'LL STAY.
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>> OH, BOY!
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OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
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COME ON.
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I GOT TO SHOW YOU MY STUFF!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU!
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SQUISH! ]
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BEHOLD!
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AN ENTIRE CABINET FULL OF
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UNCLE GRANDPA'S BREAKFAST
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CEREAL!
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>> Belly Bag: UH, WASN'T THAT
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PARTICULAR BRAND OF CEREAL
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RECALLED?
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>> INDEED!
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THESE ARE THE LAST BOXES EVER
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PRODUCED, AND I VOW TO KEEP THEM
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BREAKFAST-FRESH FOREVER!
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THIS IS THE ROOM I LIKE TO CALL
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THE CREATIVE CENTER OF
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CASA DE NIMBO, WHERE I COMPOSE
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MY "UNCLE GRANDPA" FAN FICTION
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AND THE ART IT INSPIRES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S VERY
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LIFELIKE.
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WHO'S IT SUPPOSED TO BE?
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>> CAN'T YOU TELL?
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IT'S YOU.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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OH, YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
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I SEE IT NOW.
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I DON'T SEE IT AT ALL.
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>> I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
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THIS IS MY SANCTUM SANCTORUM,
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WHERE I KEEP MY MOST CHERISHED
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POSSESSIONS.
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EVERY ACTION FIGURE AND
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ACCESSORY, EVERY POSTER AND
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EVERY STICKER, EVERY SINGLE
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COLLECTIBLE ITEM IN THE
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UNCLE GRANDPA UNIVERSE, LIKE
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THIS ULTRA-RARE UNCLE GRANDPA
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STRESS DOLL FROM DEEPEST,
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DARKEST GERMANY!
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S A
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PRETTY GOOD LIKENESS, BUT CAN HE
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DO THIS?
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ AIR HISSES ]
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WELL?
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>> MNH...NO.
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[ SLURP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW,
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NOODLEBEARD!
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YOU SURE DO HAVE SOME KIND OF
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WILD AND CRAZY OBSESSION WITH
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ME.
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO
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SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH MY
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NUMBER-ONE HERO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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THAT'S PRETTY GREAT FOR YOU.
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>> HAVE A SEAT.
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MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
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I GOT ONE LAST THING TO SHOW
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YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OL' NESBITT
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THERE SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY DECENT
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MAN-CHILD.
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>> Belly Bag: I DON'T KNOW,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I THINK HE MIGHT BE JUST A TAD
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TOO OBSESSED WITH YOU AND YOUR
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OFFBEAT WAY OF LIFE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, DON'T BE
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RIDICULOUS.
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>> OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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I'M READY!
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I'M READY FOR SOME UNCLE GRANDPA
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FUN TIME NOW!
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I'LL BE MR. GUS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN'T RUSH
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THESE THINGS.
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UNCLE GRANDPA FUN TIME HAS A WAY
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OF SNEAKING UP ON YOU.
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WHILE WE'RE WAITING, YOU THINK
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YOUR MOM COULD MAKE US UP SOME
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MORE OF THOSE TASTYLICIOUS HOT
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DOGS?
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>> ANYTHING FOR MY HERO!
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[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ HUMMING ]
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>> HEY, UH, COME ON,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR HOURS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS I AM
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STARTING TO PRUNE UP A BIT.
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GOOD MORNING, NUMBUTT.
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I THINK I MIGHT HAVE USED UP ALL
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THE HOT WATER.
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>> SO, IT LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE
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TAKING A SHOWER AGAIN THIS WEEK.
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WHOA!
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WH-WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO
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MY PAINTING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU
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KNOW -- JUST HORSING AROUND.
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>> WITH ALL MY PAINTINGS?!
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OH, WELL.
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AT LEAST THEY WERE DEFACED BY
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THE HAND OF MY HERO.
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AAAH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY
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CEREAL?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL,
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TECHNICALLY, IT'S
MYCEREAL.
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ANYWHO, I'VE GOT TO FEED THE
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TOILET MONSTER, OR HE'LL TRY TO
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EAT YOU WHEN YOU GO DO YOUR
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DUTY.
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>> WAIT. IS THIS THE LAST BOX?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
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TO YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
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[ BLAM! ]
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>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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UNCLE GRANDPA'S CARTOON
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HIGH JINKS USUALLY CRACK ME UP!
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BUT THE ACTUAL UNCLE GRANDPA IS
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KIND OF A PEST!
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AT LEAST I STILL HAVE ALL OF HIS
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OLD FUNNY SHOWS THAT I LOVE SAFE
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AND SOUND IN MY DVR.
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"SHEEP CATCHERS"?
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"MY TINY HORSEY: FRIENDSHIP IS A
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VIRUS"?
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"ANT FARM SCREENSAVER MARATHON"?
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WHERE ARE MY SHOWS?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY,
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NOSEBITE.
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I NEEDED THE SPACE FOR MY
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FAVORITE TELEVISUAL BROADCASTS.
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>> BUT IT TOOK ME 15 YEARS TO
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COLLECT EVERY EPISODE OF
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"THE UNCLE GRANDPA SHOW"!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY,
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NUMBERT.
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I'M SURE THEY'RE STILL IN HERE
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SOMEPLACE.
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>> THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
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[ CREAK! SNAP! ]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IS THIS THEM?
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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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[ BLOWS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, THERE,
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NUMBOAT.
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YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A SWELL
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HOST-TYPE PERSON, I FIGURED I'D
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MAKE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.
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I'M MELTING DOWN ALL YOUR ACTION
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FIGURINES.
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>> WHA-A-A-A-T?!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GLOVE ME,
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BELLY BAG.
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>> Belly Bag: WHOA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.
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>> Belly Bag: DE NADA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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I MELTED THEM ALL DOWN TO MAKE
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ONE GIANT DOLL OF WHAT I COULD
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ONLY ASSUME IS YOUR ALL-TIME
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FAVORITE CHARACTER -- YOUR
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MOTHER!
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
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ISN'T THAT SWEET, HONEY?
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>> [ GROWLS, SNARLS ]
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NOOOO!
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NO, IT'S NOT!
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THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
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I'M SO OVER YOU, UNCLE LAME-PA!
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I CAN'T STAND TO BE AROUND YOU!
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I'M OUT OF HERE!
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>> PLEASE, MR. UNCLE GRANDPA.
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YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.
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MY POOR LITTLE NUBERT'S NEVER
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BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE BEFORE!
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OH, NO!
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ROLLER THINGIES?!
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HE'LL HURT HIMSELF!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, NERMAL!
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COME BACK INSIDE!
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YOUR MOM'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU!
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>> NO, NO!
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[ POP! ]
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HUH!
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[ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COME BACK,
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WALLY!
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>> YEAH, Y-- OH! WHOA!
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>> NUBERT!
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SAVE HIM!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET ME JUST
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PUT ON MY HELMET.
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[ CLANK! ]
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AND NOW MY BLADES.
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[ CREAK! ]
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DON'T WORRY, NUDEBUTT!
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I'M COMING!
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HUP!
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> [ GASPS ] NUBERT!
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>> TRAFFIC!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NUTMEG, NO!
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GOTCHA!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ WHOOSH! WHACK! ]
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>> AH-AH-AH-AH!
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I'M OKAY!
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOPS.
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HEY, THERE, LITTLE CAMPER!
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HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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>> I'VE BEEN BETTER.
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>> WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYS HE'LL
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BE UP AND WALKING AGAIN IN JUST
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SIX MONTHS, GIVE OR TAKE A YEAR
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OR TWO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I JUST
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STOPPED BY TO SAY I'M SORRY FOR
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ANY INCONVENIENCE I MAY HAVE
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CAUSED YOU AND TO GIVE YOU
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THIS -- AN AUTOGRAPHED
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PHOTOGRAPH OF ME, YOUR FAVORITE
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CELEBRITY.
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I'LL JUST PUT IT RIGHT HERE.
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>> OOH!
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I GUESS I SHOULD THANK YOU,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHATEVER FOR,
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NORDBERT?
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>> YOU HELPED ME TO SEE THAT
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THERE WAS SO MUCH MORE TO LIFE
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THAN "THE UNCLE GRANDPA SHOW."
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NOW THAT I'VE GOTTEN OUT OF THE
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HOUSE, I'VE SEEN THAT THE BIG
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WIDE WORLD HAS SOMETHING MORE TO
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OFFER, AND SHE'S ON MY TV RIGHT
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NOW.
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[ CHOMP! ]
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[ SPITS ]
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>>
PREVIOUSLY ON
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"XARNA: SHE-WARRIOR OF THE
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APOCALYPSE"...
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>> SO, WHERE CAN I GET SOME GAS?
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>> THAT'S NOT YOUR GAS!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALL MOAN ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> [ SNARLING ]
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MY BRIDE!
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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UNTIE ME.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> I ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS.
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>> HEH HEH! MY BRIDE!
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YOU LOOK VERY LOVELY TODAY,
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HONEY.
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>> YOU CHOSE A VERY NICE ROCK TO
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TIE ME TO.
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>> DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE
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GATHERED HERE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL
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POSTAPOCALYPTIC BARREN WASTELAND
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TO UNITE ONE WALLACE T. GERMBUG
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AND XARNA: SHE-WARRIOR OF THE
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APOCALYPSE IN UNHOLY MATRIMONY.
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>> I JUST WANTED GAS FOR MY
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BIKE.
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>> IF THERE ARE ANY PARTIES
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PRESENT WHO FEEL THESE TWO
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SHOULD NOT BE MARRIED, SPEAK NOW
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OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DO!
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>> HUH?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHE ISN'T
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MARRYING YOU, BUG GUY!
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HANG ON, XARNA!
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>> I'M NOT EXACTLY GOING
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ANYWHERE.
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>> HEY!
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SOMEBODY GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HOLD ON!
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I BROUGHT A WEDDING GIFT.
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>> STAY BACK!
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HE'S GOT A SPOON!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
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[ WHACK! ]
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>> NOOOOO!
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>> THANKS FOR COMING TO MY
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WEDDING.
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[ ZAP! ZAP! ]
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>> NO, WAIT! I --
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[ ZAP! ]
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[ ZAP! ZAP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAN, THIS
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PARTY REALLY DIED.
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GOT THE GAS.
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NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> NOT WITHOUT MY BIKE.
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GUESS I GOT HITCHED AFTER ALL.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> MY EX-WIFE GOT MY TRUCK, TOO.
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>> SHE'S NOT GETTING THAT TRUCK!
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AAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH-OH.
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> AHHHHHH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I HOPE XARNA
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CAN HANG ON.
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[ CLANK! ]
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>> UH-OH.
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[ WHOOSH! WHIP! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GUESS NOT.
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XARNA!
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>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ WHISTLES ]
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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[ FARTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NICE SAVE,
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BATTLE TIGER!
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HE WON'T GET VERY FAR WITH THAT!
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>> NO, HE WON'T.
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TILL DEATH DO US PART.
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[ BOOM! ]
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I GUESS MY BIKE WILL NEVER GET
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ANY GAS NOW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: TRY THIS!
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WITH THIS BIKE, YOU'LL NEVER
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NEED GAS AGAIN.
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[ BLINK! ]
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>> COOL.
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THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ANYTIME,
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XARNA.
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