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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Pizza Steve: WELL, SO MUCH
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FOR GOING OUT.
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IT'S A TOTAL CATS-AND-DOGS SHOW
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OUT THERE, BRO.
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AND LET'S FACE IT -- NOBODY
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LIKES A SOGGY PIZZA SLICE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
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DO SOMETHING VALUABLE WITH YOUR
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TIME, YOU KNOW, LIKE READ A
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BOOK?
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SCOFFS ]
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THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION,
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MR. GUS, BUT PIZZA STEVE'S GOT A
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BETTER IDEA, WHICH ALSO HAPPENS
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TO BE THE CURE FOR THE RAINY-DAY
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BLUES -- THE MUSIC VIDEO
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CHANNEL!
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RAIN, RAIN GO AWAY!
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PLEASE COME BACK ANOTHER DAY --
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OR DON'T.
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WHAT THE...
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WHAT GIVES?
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THERE'S RAIN ON EVERY CHANNEL!
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>> Mr. Gus: AW, YOU DIDN'T HEAR,
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HUH?
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UNCLE GRANDPA CHANGED THE R.V.
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CABLE PACKAGE.
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THIS IS THE ONLY CHANNEL WE GET
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NOW.
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>>
YOU'RE WATCHING
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THE RAINY NETWORK!
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NOTHIN' BUTRAIN...
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24 HOURS A DAY.
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>> Pizza Steve: NOOO, MAN!
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IT'S ALL OVER!
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CALL THE CEMETERY, MR. GUS,
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'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE'S ABOUT TO
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DIE OF BOREDOM.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>>
HEY, I'M ANDREW W.K.!
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ARE YOU BORED OUT OF YOUR
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SKULL?!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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>>
DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?!
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>> Pizza Steve: UH-HUH!
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>>
WELL, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!
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JUST CALL MY PARTY HOT LINE,
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AND I'LL HELP YOU THROW THE
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PARTY OF THE CENTURY!
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I'M TALKING ABOUT A PARTY SO
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EPIC, YOU'LL BE TELLING YOUR
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GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT IT SOMEDAY!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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IF
YOU SURVIVE THE PARTY!
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SO, DROP WHATEVER THE HECK
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YOU'RE DOING AND CALL THIS
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NUMBER NOW!
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555-5555-5555555-5555555555555-
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55-5-5-55-555-555-55555555-5555
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5-55-55.
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REMEMBER, WHEN YOU NEED TO
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THROW A KILLER PARTY, YOU NEED
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ANDREW W.K.!
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I ALSO DO BAR MITZVAHS!
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[ STATIC ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]
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SOLD!
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[ DIAL TONE ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY!
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU CAN'T THROW A
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PARTY WHEN UNCLE GRANDPA'S IN
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THE R.V.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER LAST TIME
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WHEN HE COMMITTED THAT PARTY
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FOUL?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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>> PARTY FOUL!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, YOU'RE
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RIGHT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, WHAT'S UP,
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UNCLE G?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!
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[ TINK! ]
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YOU GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR MY
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WEEKLY, 10-MINUTE SHOWER, SO,
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YEAH, I'LL BE COMPLETELY OUT OF
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YOUR HAIR FOR THE NEXT 10
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MINUTES.
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS, IT'S
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PARTY TIME!
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>> ANDREW W.K.'s PARTY-STARTING
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HOT LINE!
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ANDREW W. K. SPEAKING.
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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>> Pizza Steve: YO, MAN, HEY, WE
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NEED TO THROW A PARTY ASAP!
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CAN YOU HELP?
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>> ALL RIGHTY, WHAT ARE YOU
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LOOKING FOR -- THE ALL-NIGHT
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PARTY, PARTY TILL YOU BURST, THE
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SIX-DAY SMASHER?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHOA, WHOA,
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WHOA, NO, DUDE.
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WE ONLY GOT 10 MINUTES.
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>> 10 MINUTES?!
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A ROCKING
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PARTY IN JUST 10 MINUTES?!
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I'LL TELL YOU HOW -- WITH ME,
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ANDREW W.K.!
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I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS
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CONTRACT HERE, AND WE'LL BE GOOD
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TO GO.
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>> Pizza Steve: "THIS CONFIRMS,
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, 10
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MINUTES [MURMURING] NOT
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RESPONSIBLE [MURMURS] INJURIES
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OR MEDICAL BILLS."
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MM-HMM!
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EVERYTHING'S A-OKAY,
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ANDREW W.K.!
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>> SWEET, PARTY DUDE!
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WE'LL SEND A REPRESENTATIVE OVER
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SHORTLY.
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PARTY ON!
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LET'S GET THIS PARTY -- STARTED!
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>> Mr. Gus: I HAVE A BAD FEELING
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THAT I'M GONNA HAVE A REALLY
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GOOD TIME!
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH!
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>> ♪ 10-MINUTE PARTY ♪
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♪ 10-MINUTE PARTY ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY ♪
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♪ IT'S A 10-MINUTE PARTY ♪
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SIGHS ]
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WHAT A PEACEFUL EVENING.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S
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FIRST ON THE AGENDA HERE.
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JUST AS I SUSPECTED, WASH BEHIND
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MUSTACHE.
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[ POP! ]
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CHECK!
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>> PARTY!
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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>> All: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
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CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
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CHUG, CHUG!
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>> YEAH!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> AWESOME!
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>> Belly Bag: MM, HELLO, LADIES!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING -- HANGING
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OUT?
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[ GIGGLING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> GO, FRANKY, GO!
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>> [ SHOUTS ]
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>> GRFT: [ FARTING ]
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> PARTY TIP NUMBER THREE --
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EVERYBODY DESERVES TO PARTY!
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>> All: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
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CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH!
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OH, OH, OH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS SO MUCH
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FOR THE SURF LESSON, CHAD.
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>> NO PROB, DUDE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SEE YOU NEXT
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WEEK.
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OKAY, SURF WITH CHAD -- CHECK.
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DISHES -- CHECK.
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WAX LEGS.
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MAYBE LATER.
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: I THINK THIS PARTY'S
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GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.
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>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW,
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MAN.
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THOSE GUYS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE
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BEING RESPONSIBLE.
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>> AAH!
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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
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AAH!
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UM, EXCUSE ME,
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MR. W.K.
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[ GASPS ]
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>> DO YOU EVEN KNOW...
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WHO MADE THIS BERRY PIE?!
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IT'S AWESOME! [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, L-LOOK, YOU GOT
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TO STOP THE PARTY,
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MR. ANDREW W. K.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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IT'S GETTING TOO WILD.
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[ CRASH ]
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PLUS, THE 10 MINUTES ARE ALMOST
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UP.
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>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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ANDREW W. K. KNOWS HOW TO
START
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PARTIES, NOT HOW TO
STOP'EM --
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PARTY TIP NUMBER 65, BROS.
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PLUS, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME
LEFT
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TO PARTY.
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NOW LETS RAISE THE ROOF!
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[ BEEP ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT ARE WE
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GONNA DO?!
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>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW, BUT
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WE'VE ONLY GOT FIVE MINUTES LEFT
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UNTIL UNCLE GRANDPA FINISHES HIS
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SHOWER!
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>> Pizza Steve: FIVE MINUTES?!
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THE ENTIRE R.V. WILL BE
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DESTROYED IN
TWOMINUTES!
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>> YEAH! RELEASE THE MONKEYS!
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[ MONKEYS CHIRPING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: HOW ARE WE GONNA
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GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE?!
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, WAIT A SECOND.
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REMEMBER EARLIER WHEN WE FLASHED
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BACK TO THAT FLASHBACK?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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>> PARTY FOUL!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, I
KNEW
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THAT WAS GONNA BE SIGNIFICANT TO
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THE STORY.
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>> Mr. Gus: THE ONLY WAY THIS
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PARTY'S GONNA END IS IF WE CAN
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GET UNCLE GRANDPA OUT OF THE
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SHOWER AND HAVE HIM COMMIT ONE
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OF HIS CLASSIC PARTY FOULS.
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>> Pizza Steve: RIGHT.
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LET'S DO THIS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT, ALL
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RIGHT, STEP 82, WASH MY HAIR.
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SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH.
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HOW'S THE FAMILY, ALFONSO?
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>> Both: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NEXT UP,
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SHAMPOO MY EYES!
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TIME FOR DR. GRANDPA'S ORIGINAL
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EYE SHAMPOO FORMULA 67.
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[ SQUIRT! ]
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[ SIZZLES ]
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OH, YEAH!
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: HOW ARE WE GONNA
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GET IN?!
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>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW!
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IT'S LOCKED!
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>> WHOO-HOO! PARTY!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU
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GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BE OUT IN FOUR
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MINUTES!
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>> Pizza Steve: WATCH AND LEARN,
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MR. GUS.
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH, I LOVE
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FEELING THE BURN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S NOT WORKING!
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WHAT DO WE DO?!
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[ SPITS ] FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUBBLES!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: LET'S GET OUT OF
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HERE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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WHOO-HOO!
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>> Both: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COWABUNGA!
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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
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YEAH!
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ ALL GASP ]
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>> PARTY FOUL!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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>> PARTY TIP NUMBER 19, MAN --
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NEVERPARTY IN YOUR BIRTHDAY
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SUIT.
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[ GRUNTS ] AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU SAY
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SOMETHING, PIZZA STEVE?
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[ GASPS ]
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WHAT HAPPENED?!
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, UH,
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WE CAN EXPLAIN.
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[ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ SHOUTS ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO NEED TO
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EXPLAIN, GUYS.
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I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU DO?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE,
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SILLIES!
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THE RAINY NETWORK IS ON!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I LOVE THIS CHANNEL.
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COME ON, GUYS!
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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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MOMMY! [ SHOUTS ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
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>> [ HOCKS ]
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[ SPITS ]
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>> I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF
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YOU.
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"AND THE KITTY CAT FINALLY FOUND
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HIS WAY HOME."
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"AND HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER
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AFTER."
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[ SWISH! ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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HEAVENS TO BETSY.
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THE FIRST FLOWER OF SPRING.
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I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE
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ENCHANTING WAY TO END THIS
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WONDERFUL DAY THAN WITH A
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[ COUGHING ]
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GROSS! [ COUGHS ]
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[ HOCKS, SPITTING ]
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[ HOCKING ]
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[ SPITS, SIGHS ]
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>> UGH, YOU SIR, ARE A DIRTBAG!
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COME ON, ELIZABETH!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I'M A DIRTBAG.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SHIVERING ]
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[ BLOWS ]
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MAN, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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>> THAT WAS
QUITEDELICIOUS.
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