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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Pizza Steve: WELL, SO MUCH

FOR GOING OUT.

IT'S A TOTAL CATS-AND-DOGS SHOW

OUT THERE, BRO.

AND LET'S FACE IT -- NOBODY

LIKES A SOGGY PIZZA SLICE.

[ SIGHS ]

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU

DO SOMETHING VALUABLE WITH YOUR

TIME, YOU KNOW, LIKE READ A

BOOK?

>> Pizza Steve: [ SCOFFS ]

THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION,

MR. GUS, BUT PIZZA STEVE'S GOT A

BETTER IDEA, WHICH ALSO HAPPENS

TO BE THE CURE FOR THE RAINY-DAY

BLUES -- THE MUSIC VIDEO

CHANNEL!

RAIN, RAIN GO AWAY!

PLEASE COME BACK ANOTHER DAY --

OR DON'T.

WHAT THE...

WHAT GIVES?

THERE'S RAIN ON EVERY CHANNEL!

>> Mr. Gus: AW, YOU DIDN'T HEAR,

HUH?

UNCLE GRANDPA CHANGED THE R.V.

CABLE PACKAGE.

THIS IS THE ONLY CHANNEL WE GET

NOW.

>> YOU'RE WATCHING

THE RAINY NETWORK!

NOTHIN' BUTRAIN...

24 HOURS A DAY.

>> Pizza Steve: NOOO, MAN!

IT'S ALL OVER!

CALL THE CEMETERY, MR. GUS,

'CAUSE PIZZA STEVE'S ABOUT TO

DIE OF BOREDOM.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

>> HEY, I'M ANDREW W.K.!

ARE YOU BORED OUT OF YOUR

SKULL?!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.

>> DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?!

>> Pizza Steve: UH-HUH!

>> WELL, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!

JUST CALL MY PARTY HOT LINE,

AND I'LL HELP YOU THROW THE

PARTY OF THE CENTURY!

I'M TALKING ABOUT A PARTY SO

EPIC, YOU'LL BE TELLING YOUR

GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT IT SOMEDAY!

[ GRUNTS ]

IF YOU SURVIVE THE PARTY!

SO, DROP WHATEVER THE HECK

YOU'RE DOING AND CALL THIS

NUMBER NOW!

555-5555-5555555-5555555555555-

55-5-5-55-555-555-55555555-5555

5-55-55.

REMEMBER, WHEN YOU NEED TO

THROW A KILLER PARTY, YOU NEED

ANDREW W.K.!

I ALSO DO BAR MITZVAHS!

[ STATIC ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]

SOLD!

[ DIAL TONE ]

>> Mr. Gus: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

>> Pizza Steve: HEY!

>> Mr. Gus: YOU CAN'T THROW A

PARTY WHEN UNCLE GRANDPA'S IN

THE R.V.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER LAST TIME

WHEN HE COMMITTED THAT PARTY

FOUL?

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

>> PARTY FOUL!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, YOU'RE

RIGHT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

>> Mr. Gus: HEY, WHAT'S UP,

UNCLE G?

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

[ TINK! ]

YOU GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR MY

WEEKLY, 10-MINUTE SHOWER, SO,

YEAH, I'LL BE COMPLETELY OUT OF

YOUR HAIR FOR THE NEXT 10

MINUTES.

>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH!

>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS, IT'S

PARTY TIME!

>> ANDREW W.K.'s PARTY-STARTING

HOT LINE!

ANDREW W. K. SPEAKING.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

>> Pizza Steve: YO, MAN, HEY, WE

NEED TO THROW A PARTY ASAP!

CAN YOU HELP?

>> ALL RIGHTY, WHAT ARE YOU

LOOKING FOR -- THE ALL-NIGHT

PARTY, PARTY TILL YOU BURST, THE

SIX-DAY SMASHER?

>> Pizza Steve: WHOA, WHOA,

WHOA, NO, DUDE.

WE ONLY GOT 10 MINUTES.

>> 10 MINUTES?!

HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A ROCKING

PARTY IN JUST 10 MINUTES?!

I'LL TELL YOU HOW -- WITH ME,

ANDREW W.K.!

I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS

CONTRACT HERE, AND WE'LL BE GOOD

TO GO.

>> Pizza Steve: "THIS CONFIRMS,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, 10

MINUTES [MURMURING] NOT

RESPONSIBLE [MURMURS] INJURIES

OR MEDICAL BILLS."

MM-HMM!

EVERYTHING'S A-OKAY,

ANDREW W.K.!

>> SWEET, PARTY DUDE!

WE'LL SEND A REPRESENTATIVE OVER

SHORTLY.

PARTY ON!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY -- STARTED!

>> Mr. Gus: I HAVE A BAD FEELING

THAT I'M GONNA HAVE A REALLY

GOOD TIME!

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH!

>> ♪ 10-MINUTE PARTY ♪

♪ 10-MINUTE PARTY ♪

♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY ♪

♪ IT'S A 10-MINUTE PARTY ♪

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SIGHS ]

WHAT A PEACEFUL EVENING.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S

FIRST ON THE AGENDA HERE.

JUST AS I SUSPECTED, WASH BEHIND

MUSTACHE.

[ POP! ]

CHECK!

>> PARTY!

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> All: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,

CHUG, CHUG!

>> YEAH!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> AWESOME!

>> Belly Bag: MM, HELLO, LADIES!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING -- HANGING

OUT?

[ GIGGLING ]

[ SIGHS ]

>> GO, FRANKY, GO!

>> [ SHOUTS ]

>> GRFT: [ FARTING ]

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> PARTY TIP NUMBER THREE --

EVERYBODY DESERVES TO PARTY!

>> All: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH!

OH, OH, OH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS SO MUCH

FOR THE SURF LESSON, CHAD.

>> NO PROB, DUDE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SEE YOU NEXT

WEEK.

OKAY, SURF WITH CHAD -- CHECK.

DISHES -- CHECK.

WAX LEGS.

MAYBE LATER.

[ BOTH GASP ]

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> Mr. Gus: I THINK THIS PARTY'S

GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.

>> Pizza Steve: I DON'T KNOW,

MAN.

THOSE GUYS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE

BEING RESPONSIBLE.

>> AAH!

[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

AAH!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> Mr. Gus: UM, EXCUSE ME,

MR. W.K.

[ GASPS ]

>> DO YOU EVEN KNOW...

WHO MADE THIS BERRY PIE?!

IT'S AWESOME! [ LAUGHS ]

>> Mr. Gus: UH, L-LOOK, YOU GOT

TO STOP THE PARTY,

MR. ANDREW W. K.

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

IT'S GETTING TOO WILD.

[ CRASH ]

PLUS, THE 10 MINUTES ARE ALMOST

UP.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

ANDREW W. K. KNOWS HOW TO START

PARTIES, NOT HOW TO STOP'EM --

PARTY TIP NUMBER 65, BROS.

PLUS, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME LEFT

TO PARTY.

NOW LETS RAISE THE ROOF!

[ BEEP ]

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT ARE WE

GONNA DO?!

>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW, BUT

WE'VE ONLY GOT FIVE MINUTES LEFT

UNTIL UNCLE GRANDPA FINISHES HIS

SHOWER!

>> Pizza Steve: FIVE MINUTES?!

THE ENTIRE R.V. WILL BE

DESTROYED IN TWOMINUTES!

>> YEAH! RELEASE THE MONKEYS!

[ MONKEYS CHIRPING ]

>> Pizza Steve: HOW ARE WE GONNA

GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE?!

>> Mr. Gus: UH, WAIT A SECOND.

REMEMBER EARLIER WHEN WE FLASHED

BACK TO THAT FLASHBACK?

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

>> PARTY FOUL!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, I KNEW

THAT WAS GONNA BE SIGNIFICANT TO

THE STORY.

>> Mr. Gus: THE ONLY WAY THIS

PARTY'S GONNA END IS IF WE CAN

GET UNCLE GRANDPA OUT OF THE

SHOWER AND HAVE HIM COMMIT ONE

OF HIS CLASSIC PARTY FOULS.

>> Pizza Steve: RIGHT.

LET'S DO THIS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT, STEP 82, WASH MY HAIR.

SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH.

HOW'S THE FAMILY, ALFONSO?

>> Both: UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NEXT UP,

SHAMPOO MY EYES!

TIME FOR DR. GRANDPA'S ORIGINAL

EYE SHAMPOO FORMULA 67.

[ SQUIRT! ]

[ SIZZLES ]

OH, YEAH!

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> Pizza Steve: HOW ARE WE GONNA

GET IN?!

>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW!

IT'S LOCKED!

>> WHOO-HOO! PARTY!

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU

GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BE OUT IN FOUR

MINUTES!

>> Pizza Steve: WATCH AND LEARN,

MR. GUS.

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH, I LOVE

FEELING THE BURN!

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S NOT WORKING!

WHAT DO WE DO?!

[ SPITS ] FIRE IN THE HOLE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUBBLES!

[ GIGGLES ]

[ RUMBLING ]

>> Mr. Gus: LET'S GET OUT OF

HERE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

WHOO-HOO!

>> Both: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: COWABUNGA!

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

YEAH!

GOOD MORNING!

[ ALL GASP ]

>> PARTY FOUL!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> PARTY TIP NUMBER 19, MAN --

NEVERPARTY IN YOUR BIRTHDAY

SUIT.

[ GRUNTS ] AAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU SAY

SOMETHING, PIZZA STEVE?

[ GASPS ]

WHAT HAPPENED?!

>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, UH,

WE CAN EXPLAIN.

[ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

[ SHOUTS ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO NEED TO

EXPLAIN, GUYS.

I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

>> Mr. Gus: YOU DO?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OF COURSE,

SILLIES!

THE RAINY NETWORK IS ON!

[ LAUGHING ]

[ LAUGHING ]

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL.

COME ON, GUYS!

>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

MOMMY! [ SHOUTS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]

>> [ HOCKS ]

[ SPITS ]

>> I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF

YOU.

"AND THE KITTY CAT FINALLY FOUND

HIS WAY HOME."

"AND HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER

AFTER."

[ SWISH! ]

[ LAUGHING ]

HEAVENS TO BETSY.

THE FIRST FLOWER OF SPRING.

I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE

ENCHANTING WAY TO END THIS

WONDERFUL DAY THAN WITH A

[GULPS]

[ COUGHING ]

GROSS! [ COUGHS ]

[ HOCKS, SPITTING ]

[ HOCKING ]

[ SPITS, SIGHS ]

>> UGH, YOU SIR, ARE A DIRTBAG!

COME ON, ELIZABETH!

>> [ SIGHS ]

I'M A DIRTBAG.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SHIVERING ]

[ BLOWS ]

MAN, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE!

THAT'S BETTER.

>> THAT WAS QUITEDELICIOUS.