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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

BELLY BAG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT

TODAY IS?

>> Belly Bag: UH, "PARK ON THE

SIDE OF A CLIFF" DAY?

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

WRONG AGAIN, SILLY BAG.

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO

OVER THE DAYS OF THE WEEK?

IT GOES...

SUNDAY, MONDAY, TUESDAY,

WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY,

SATURDAY, WHICH MAKES TODAY

CAKEDAY!

>> Belly Bag: OOH!

THEN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

LET'S BAKE ONE OF THOSE PUPPIES.

I'VE GOT THE PERFECT RECIPE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YAY! CAKEDAY!

YOU REALLY THINK WE SHOULD PUT

PUPPIES IN THIS CAKE?

>> Belly Bag: OKAY, 2 TEASPOONS

OF VANILLA EXTRACT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: 2 TEASPOONS

OF VANILLA EXTRACT FOR THE

TOTALLY AWESOME CAKEDAY CAKE.

1...

2...

2...

STILL 2...

>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA,

THAT WAS WAY MORE THAN WE NEED.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, YEAH,

WHICH MEANS WAYMORE CAKE!

>> Belly Bag: AHEM.

BACK TO THE RECIPE.

ADD 2 CUPS OF FLOUR.

>> Uncle Grandpa: 2 CUPS OF

FLOUR FOR OUR SUPERDUPER,

AWESOME, AMAZING, SPECIAL

CAKEDAY CAKE.

>> Belly Bag: [ COUGHING ]

[ GROANS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OOOH!

THIS CAKE IS REALLY COMING

ALONG.

>> Belly Bag: UNCLE GRANDPA, WHY

DO YOU KEEP IGNORING MY

INSTRUCTIONS?

>> Uncle Grandpa: INSTRUCTIONS

ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS, BELLY BAG.

NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM.

NEEDS MORE CANDY!

>> Belly Bag: THERE'S NO CANDY

IN THIS RECIPE!

OR PEANUT BUTTER!

OR RAW MEAT!

OR...SPRINKLES?

WELL, THAT'S BETTER.

SPRINKLES DO BELONG ON A CAKE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP, MUSTACHE

SPRINKLES ARE THE BEST.

>> Belly Bag: EWW!

UNCLE GRANDPA, YOU ARE RUINING

IT!

>> Uncle Grandpa: SAYS WHO?

>> Belly Bag: SAYS ME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY ARE YOU

YELLING?!

>> Belly Bag: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT

LISTENING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I DON'T

WANT TO MAKE A BORING CAKE!

>> Belly Bag: ALL RIGHT.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, MAYBE WE

SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TOGETHER!

[ GRUNTS ]

HMPH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: UNH!

HMPH!

DUMB BAG!

THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL.

GOOD LUCK GETTING AROUND WITHOUT

ME.

>> Belly Bag: GETTING AROUND

WITHOUT YOU...

I'LL SHOW YOU GETTING AROUND

WITH--

OH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

>> Belly Bag: YOU WANT SOME OF

THIS, GRAMPS?!

HUH?! DO YA?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Mockingly ]

"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, GRAMPS?"

>> Belly Bag: GRRR! THAT'S IT!

I'M FINDING A NEW HEAD!

I'VE HAD ABOUT ALL I CAN TAKE

OF BEING ATTACHED TO THAT GUY.

ANYHEAD WOULD BE AN

IMPROVEMENT OVER THAT USELESS

NOGGIN!

[ GRUMBLES ]

HMM?

OH. HELLO, ZEBRA HEAD.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMPH!

>> Belly Bag: GOOD MORNING.

NOW, THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING HEAD.

YES, SIR, SHOULD'VE HAD A ZEBRA

HEAD THIS WHOLE TIME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, SO YOU

THINK YOU CAN REPLACE ME?

I'LL JUST FIND A BETTER BODY.

LET'S SEE.

THERE!

HERE WE GO.

[ GRUNTING ]

THIS IS THE BODY I ALWAYS

DREAMED OF, PERFECT IN EVERY

WAY -- SOLID HARDWOOD

CONSTRUCTION, THREE WHOLE LEGS,

AND, BEST OF ALL, NO BAGGAGE

WEIGHING ME DOWN.

GET IT -- BAGGAGE?

>> Belly Bag: OH, YEAH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

>> Belly Bag: OH, YEAH?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

>> Belly Bag: UH, WHY IS TIGER

LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, DON'T YOU

KNOW?

BIG CATS EAT ZEBRA.

>> Belly Bag: AAAAAAAAAAH!

[ ZEBRA WHINNIES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GUESS I WON

THAT ARGUMENT.

NOW, GIDDYUP, LEGS.

UMPH!

LEGS?

NOW...WHERE...CAN...I...FIND...

A...NEW...BODY?

HEY! I ALREADY FOUND ONE!

[ GRUNTS ]

HEY, BELLY BAG, I PLAN ON

CLOCKINGSOME SUPER-FUNTIMES

WITH MY NEW BODY.

[ ALARM CLANGING ]

UMPH!

>> Belly Bag: I FIND YOUR CHOICE

IN BODIES QUITE ALARMING.

MY NEW HEAD, ON THE OTHER HAND,

IS GONNA BE THE LIFE OF THE

PARTY.

OOH! YEAH! LOOK OUT!

HUH?!

WHY IS MY NEW HEAD SPINNING?!

OKAY! GETTING DIZZY NOW!

WHOOAAA! OKAY! OKAY!

WAAAAAH!

UMPH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I SEE YOU'VE

FOUND A NEW HEAD, BELLY BAG.

>> Belly Bag: MM-HMM.

THIS TOASTER HEAD IS LIGHT,

SHINY, AND HAS A BAGEL SETTING.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, WELL, I

PRETTY MUCH FOUND THE BEST BODY

EVER.

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY, KIDS.

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

SEE YA LATER, BREAD HEAD!

[ SCREECHING CONTINUES ]

HEY, PIZZA STEVE, CHECK OUT MY

HOT, NEW RIDE.

IT HANDLES LIKE A DREAM.

>> Pizza Steve: IT SURE DOES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: AAH! WAIT!

PIZZA STEVE!

SLOW DOWN!

I'M...GONNA...BARF!

AAAAAH!

AAH!

I KNOW THE PERFECT BODY IS

AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

GETTING WARMER.

GETTING WARMER.

TOOWARM.

WOW!

ARMS, FEET, AND THESE POCKETS

ARE SO BIG, IT'S LIKE HAVING TWO

BELLY BAGS SEWN INTO MY PANTS.

YOU FOUND THE PERFECT BODY,

UNCLE GRANDPA!

THANKS!

OUR NEW BODIES ARE GONNA BE A

HIT FOR CAKEDAY, FRANKENSTEIN.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Belly Bag: AHA! IT'S PERFECT!

NICE BODY.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HOLD IT

TOGETHER!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU JUST

BETTER HOPE I DON'T GET BACK ON

MY PICKLE-ONLY DIET ANYTIME

SOON.

>> Both: HAPPY CAKEDAY!

>> Mr. Gus: FIRST OF ALL, WHO

PARKED THE R.V.?

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

AND WHY DOES YOUR BODY HAVE A

PICKLE HEAD?

>> Belly Bag: BECAUSE THIS

PICKLE LISTENS TO ME.

>> Mr. Gus: UH-HUH.

AND WHY DO YOU HAVE

FRANKENSTEIN'S BODY?

>> Uncle Grandpa: 'CAUSE HE'S

SUPER-AWESOME, AND WE AGREE ON

EVERYTHING.

>> Mr. Gus: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS WHEN I GO

OUT FOR GROCERIES.

>> Belly Bag: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT

HAPPENED -- PICKLEHEAD AND I

BAKED A CAKE FOR CAKEDAY!

TRY IT.

>> Mr. Gus: 'KAY.

MM.

TASTES LIKE CAKE -- EXTREMELY

BLAND CAKE.

>> Belly Bag: THANK YOU!

WE FOLLOWED THE RECIPE EXACTLY,

DIDN'T WE?

>> Uncle Grandpa: WE DIDN'T NEED

A RECIPE FOR OURCAKE.

TRY IT.

>> Mr. Gus: TASTES LIKE

MUSTACHE.

NASTY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU.

FRANKENSTEIN THOUGHT IT WAS A

GREAT IDEA.

NOW, SINCE MR. GUS PICKED MY

CAKE AS HIS FAVORITE --

>> Mr. Gus: I NEVER SAID THAT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: ...LET'S HAVE

A CAKEDAY DANCE PARTY!

KICK IT,

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!

[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]

[ MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Belly Bag: BETTER CAKE, MY

ZIPPER!

CHECK OUT THESEMOVES.

YEAH! UH-HUH!

WAY TO MOVE AND GROOVE, PICKLE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS DANCE

FLOOR ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL

OF US.

NGHH! NGHH! [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Belly Bag: WHAT'S THAT,

PICKLE?

YOU KNOW HOW TO TAP-DANCE?

AH, YEAH, SON!

>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH! UGH! UGH!

BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!

OKAY, FRANKENSTEIN'S BODY, YOU

READY TO BREAK-DANCE?

>> Belly Bag: OH!

C-COME ON, PICKLEHEAD.

LET'S SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE!

[ WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! WHIFFLE! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: UNGH!

>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH,

YOU TWO!

>> Uncle Grandpa: DOING THE

WORM!

UHHHHH!

[ CRASH! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]

>> Belly Bag: OKAY,

UNCLE GRANDPA, HOW ABOUT A

LITTLE DO-SI-DO?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE ON!

YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE DO-SI-DO

MASTER.

>> Belly Bag: OH, YEAH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

>> Belly Bag: OH, YEAH?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Mr. Gus: GUYS.

UH, THE MUSIC ALREADY STOPPED,

GUYS.

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Belly Bag: WE'RE GONNA DIE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!

AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T

THINK I COULD BAKE A CAKE!

>> Belly Bag: OKAY! I'M SORRY!

I NEED TO LEARN TO TRUST YOU.

BUT THAT DOESN'T ERASE THE FACT

THAT YOU IGNORED MYRECIPE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M SORRY,

BELLY BAG.

I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU

MORE.

WELL, THEN, THERE'S ONLY ONE

THING LEFT TO DO!

WE HAVE TO MAKE A CAKE --

TOGETHER!

>> Both: RECONCILIATION!

>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,

BELLY BAG.

WHAT'S THE FIRST INGREDIENT?

>> Belly Bag: FLOUR!

>> Uncle Grandpa: 2 CUPS, I DO

BELIEVE.

>> Belly Bag: PERFECT.

NEXT IS SODA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S NEXT?

>> Belly Bag: CANDY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: PEANUT BUTTER

AND RAW MEAT, AND I GOT THE

MUSTACHE SPRINKLES.

[ SPLAT! ]

>> Belly Bag: BOY, I'M NOT SURE

HOW MUCH MORE CAKE I CAN EAT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, IF WE'VE

LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY, IT'S

THAT WE CAN EAT FAR MORE CAKE

TOGETHER THAN WE EVER COULD

APART.

>> Mr. Gus: YOU GUYS DO KNOW

THAT CAKEDAY ISN'T A DAY OF THE

WEEK, RIGHT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S NOT?

BELLY BAG, WHY DID YOU TELL ME

THAT?

>> Belly Bag: WHAT?!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS

CAKEDAY!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NUH-UNH!

YOU'RETHE ONE!

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CLOCK TICKING ]

>> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

[ SNIFFS ]

EWW! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

[ SNIFFS ]

THAT'S NOT IT.

>> [ FARTS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH.

HEY, GASSY GARY.

I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

>> HIYA, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, UH,

WHATCHA EATIN'?

>> BEEF-BRISKET-AND-BEAN

BURRITO.

[ MUNCHING, FARTING ]

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

THIS IS MY FLOOR.

SEE YA, MAN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO LONG, GARY.

THAT GARY'S A NICE GUY.

STINKY BUT NICE.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

>> Pizza Steve: HEY, UNCLE G.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HI,

PIZZA STEVE.

>> Pizza Steve: [ SNIFFS ]

PEE-YOWZERS!

UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT IT WASN'T

ME!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, SURE IT

WASN'T.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, REALLY!

>> Pizza Steve: NO, NO, I

BELIEVE YOU.

JUST STAY ON YOUR SIDE.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

>> Mr. Gus: HI, FELLAS.

>> Pizza Steve: HEY, BIG GUY.

WHICH FLOOR?

>> Mr. Gus: 25.

>> Pizza Steve: LET'S SEE.

25...FLOORS!

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Mr. Gus: AW, MAN.

THAT WAS LAME.

>> Pizza Steve: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ SNIFFS ]

PEE-YEW!

>> Pizza Steve: DON'T LOOK AT

ME.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF.

I LEAVE YOU TO YOUR SMELLS.

[ IMITATES TARZAN YELL ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, GIRL.

MR. GUS MADE A STINKY.

>> Mr. Gus: HEY!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

I'M OUTTA HERE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ FART ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMMMMMMMM.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

>> [ SNIFFS ]

>> Together: PEE-YEW!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

>> HERE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.

SO, WHAT DO YA SAY?

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

[ PENGUINS SQUEALING ]