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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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LIVE AND DIRECT FROM OUR OVEN,
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PLEASE WELCOME THE MASTER OF
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OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS IS GONNA
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BE GOOD.
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>> Pizza Steve: PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: YO, EVERYBODY.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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GREAT TO BE HERE.
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HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE
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FREE PIZZA TABLES THEY GIVE YOU
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EVERY TIME YOU ORDER A PIZZA?
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I LIKE FREE FURNITURE JUST AS
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MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT COULD
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YOU THROW IN A SET OF CHAIRS
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NEXT TIME?
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[ RIMSHOT ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OOH!
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HERE'S A CLASSIC.
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WHAT'S TALL, GREEN, BORING, AND
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IS MAKING A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW?
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[ SQUISH! ]
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YOU GOT IT. IT'S MR. GUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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THAT IS SO TRUE.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH?
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I HAVE A JOKE.
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PIZZA STEVE IS SO ANNOYING THAT
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SPORE-FORMING BACTERIA REFUSE TO
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GROW ON HIM, EVEN THOUGH HE
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DOESN'T STAY REFRIGERATED!
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YOU DO KNOW PIZZA'S SUPPOSED TO
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BE REFRIGERATED, RIGHT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, SAY,
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MR. GUS, UH, I THINK IT'S BEST
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IF WE LEAVE ALL THE FUNNY
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BUSINESS TO THIS HILARIOUS SLICE
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RIGHT HERE.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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LET PIZZA STEVE SHOW YOU HOW
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IT'S DONE.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS COUCH?
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IS IT MADE FOR GIANTS OR
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SOMETHING?
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I MEAN, I NEED A LADDER EVERY
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TIME I WANT TO WATCH TV.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT'S THE DEAL
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WITH THIS OLD ENGLISH PHONE
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BOOTH?
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THIS THING WOULD BE USEFUL...
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IF THE QUEEN WASN'T HOGGIN' IT
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24/7!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AND WHAT'S THE
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DEAL WITH THIS GIANT MEDIEVAL
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CATAPULT?
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WHO EVEN USES THESE THINGS
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ANYMORE?
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[ ROPE CREAKING ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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MY HEAD.
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[ CRASHING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU OKAY,
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MR. GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: UH...UH-HUH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?
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HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING
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UP?
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, 19 3/4.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
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CORRECT!
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HE'S TOTALLY FINE.
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IN FACT, HE SEEMS MUCH HAPPIER
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THAN USUAL.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE, MR. GUS.
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I GUESS YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY
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AFTER ALL.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHOA, UNCLE G!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING THE
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FUNNY TO PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF FUNNY TO GO
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AROUND.
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>> Mr. Gus: SAY, ANY OF YOU
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FELLERS WANT TO GO TO THE COUNTY
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FAIR?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ CHUCKLES ]
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THE COUNTY FAIR?
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[ Southern accent ] COUNTY FAIRS
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ARE FOR COUNTRY BUMPKINS WITH NO
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PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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[ Normal voice ] AM I RIGHT,
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UNCLE G?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL GO!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Mr. Gus: COUNTY FAIR!
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COUNTY FAIR!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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COME ON, Y'ALL!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, UH, UNCLE G?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS BETTER
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BE GOOD, PIZZA STEVE.
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MR. GUS IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW.
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>> Pizza Steve: W-WHAT'S THE
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DEAL WITH BANANAS?
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I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THESE
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THINGS.
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LOOK AT 'EM.
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UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE
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THINGS?
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW THE PIE'S
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DRIPPING ALL OVER HIS FACE!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Pizza Steve: YO, UNCLE G!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHA-WHAT'S THE
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DEAL WITH THIS STUPID BALLOON
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GAME?
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THEY WANT ME TO DROP 10 BUCKS TO
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POP A FEW BALLOONS?
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WHY DON'T I JUST FLUSH MY WALLET
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DOWN THE TOILET INSTEAD?
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>> Mr. Gus: AHH...
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AHHH...
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AHHH...CHOO!
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[ WHOOSHING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AM I RIGHT?
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WHOA!
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>> WE'VE GOT A WINNER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU'RE THE MASTER OF CORN-DOG
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COMEDY, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, SHUCKS.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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UNCLE G THINKS MR. GUS IS THE
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FUNNIEST THING ON THE PLANET.
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PIZZA STEVE MIGHT AS WELL BE
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INVISIBLE.
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AND NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER
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HAVE HAPPENED IF PIZZA STEVE
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HADN'T HIT MR. GUS IN THE HEAD
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WITH THAT CATAPULT.
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WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT!
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IF I WHACK MR. GUS HARD ENOUGH
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ON THE HEAD AGAIN, MR. GUS MIGHT
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GO BACK TO HIS NORMAL, BORING
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SELF.
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AND THEN, PIZZA STEVE WOULD BE
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BACK ON THE TOP OF THE FUNNY
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FOOD CHAIN.
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IT'S TIME TO PLAY BALL.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]
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[ MUFFLED LAUGHTER ]
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>> Pizza Steve: YO, BROS!
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TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND.
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>> All: HUH?
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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HOLD UP!
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BACK TO NORMAL, MR. GUS.
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COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
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>> Pizza Steve: IT WORKED!
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NORMAL MR. GUS IS BACK.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]
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COTTON-CANDY BEARD, Y'ALL!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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HEY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: COTTON-CANDY
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BEARD.
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MR. GUS, YOU ARE, WITHOUT A
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DOUBT, A COMEDY GENIUS!
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY, MAYBE IT
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DIDN'T WORK.
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BETTER KICK IT UP A NOTCH.
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>> Mr. Gus: BUMP, BUMP, BUMPER
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CARS!
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S RIGHT,
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MR. GUS.
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OKAY, NOW GET READY.
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HERE COMES UNCLE G!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUMP, BUMP,
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BUMP, BUMPER CARS.
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>> Pizza Steve: WE GOT TO
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STREAMLINE FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT.
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PUT YOUR HEAD FORWARD AND DOWN!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY.
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>> Pizza Steve: A LITTLE LOWER!
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PERFECT.
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>> Mr. Gus: BUMP, BUMP, BUMP.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUMP, BUMP,
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BUMP.
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>> Mr. Gus: BUMP, BUMP, BUMP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUMP, BUMP,
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BUMP, BUMP, BUMP!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, MR. GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT, IT'S GO TIME.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: DO IT AGAIN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ RINGING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HI, PIZZA MAN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ DING! ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU'RE THE KING OF COMEDY,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Pizza Steve: IT'S NO USE.
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MR. GUS IS GOING TO STEAL THE
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SHOW FOREVER.
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WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT.
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NO POINT STICKING AROUND THE
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R.V. ANYMORE IF UNCLE G DOESN'T
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THINK PIZZA STEVE IS THE
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FUNNIEST.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I'M LEAVING FOREVER, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HANG ON,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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MR. GUS IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING
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FUNNY.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU ARE ONE OF A KIND!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]
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HOW LONG WAS I OUT FOR?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!
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YOU'RE
TWOOF A KIND!
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>> Mr. Gus: NAH.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE MR. GUS.
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THIS IS MY COUSIN, NATHAN, FROM
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FLORIDA.
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HE'S A PROFESSIONAL CARTOON
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COMEDIAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!
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NO WONDER HE'S SO FUNNY.
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>> Mr. Gus: ANYWAY, HE WAS JUST
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VISITING FOR THE AFTERNOON.
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I GOT TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE
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BUS STATION NOW.
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I HOPE YOU GUYS SHOWED HIM A
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GOOD TIME WHILE I WAS IN THAT
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COMA.
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>> Pizza Steve: MM...
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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[ VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]
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AW, NUTS.
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GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO
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EPISODE 6 OF "FIX THAT R.V."
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I'M YOUR HOST, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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NOW, TODAY, WE'RE GONNA DO
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SOMETHING WE'VE NEVER DONE ON
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THE SHOW BEFORE -- FIX THE R.V.!
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[ DING! ]
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LET'S GO!
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HMM. A NAIL IN THE TIRE.
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DON'T LET THAT GET YOUR SPIRITS
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DOWN, BUILDERS.
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TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS, WE MUST
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ALLOW OURSELVES TO START OVER.
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NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP IN
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R.V. REPAIR IS STARTING WITH A
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STRONG FOUNDATION.
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BELLY BAG, WOULD YOU KINDLY DO
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THE HONORS?
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SPECTACULAR!
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AFTER WE'VE POWDERED OUR NOSES,
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WE'RE GONNA BUILD THE STRUCTURE.
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LET'S GO CHECK OUT WHAT THE BOYS
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HAVE BEEN WORKING ON OVER HERE.
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PIZZA STEVE, WHATCHA WORKING ON
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DOWN HERE, BUDDY?
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>> Pizza Steve: MY TAN, DUDE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IS THAT A 2x4
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YOU GOT THERE?
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>> Pizza Steve: NO IDEA, MAN.
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ASK MR. GUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, IS
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THAT A 2x4 YOU'RE WORKING WITH?
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>> Mr. Gus: SURE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NICE!
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KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, BOYS.
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THE WALLS ARE GOING UP ON THE
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R.V. RIGHT NOW, BUT WE NEED A
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GOOD SEALANT TO MAKE SURE WE
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DON'T GET ANY WATER DAMAGE.
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I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BIG JUNIOR'S
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DELUXE BABY SEAL COAT TO DO THE
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TRICK.
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[ SPLAT! ]
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>> [ BARKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE A
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PRETTY TIGHT
SEAL,IF YOU ASK
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ME.
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MR. GUS, WOULD YOU BE A DOLL AND
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GRAB THAT 2x4?
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU MEAN THIS
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WRENCH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, THAT'S
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GREAT.
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HEY MR. GUS, CAN YOU HAND ME
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THAT 2x4 THAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO
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YOU?
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS IS A SAW,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EVEN BETTER,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: MMM!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, WILL
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YOU PASS THE 2x4?
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>> Mr. Gus: MM-HMM.
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>> Mr. Gus: HMM.
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UH, HERE'S THAT 2x4 YOU ASKED
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FOR, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, YOU
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ARE AN ANGEL.
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[ CREAK! WHIP! ]
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[ RATCHETING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]
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[ CREAKING ]
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[ COW MOOS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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ALL FIXED!
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE R.V. IS
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IN TIP-TOP SHAPE.
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THANKS FOR WATCHING AND HELPING
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ME FIX THAT R.V.
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NOW LET'S TAKE THIS BABY FOR A
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SPIN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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