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>> hi. >> hey. I'm elizabeth.

>> hey. I'm elizabeth. What's your name?

I'm elizabeth. What's your name? >> billy.

What's your name? >> billy. >> well, it's nice to meet you.

>> billy. >> well, it's nice to meet you. >> what's up?

>> well, it's nice to meet you. >> what's up? >> nothing much.

>> what's up? >> nothing much. I'm, uh, I'm actually just

>> nothing much. I'm, uh, I'm actually just trying to meet some new friends.

I'm, uh, I'm actually just trying to meet some new friends. >> I'll be your friend.

Trying to meet some new friends. >> I'll be your friend. >> oh, cool.

>> I'll be your friend. >> oh, cool. Okay, yeah.

>> oh, cool. Okay, yeah. Let's be friends.

Okay, yeah. Let's be friends. >> can I tell you a secret?

Let's be friends. >> can I tell you a secret? >> yeah.

>> can I tell you a secret? >> yeah. >> there's a monster in my

>> yeah. >> there's a monster in my closet.

>> there's a monster in my closet. >> uh, you know what?

Closet. >> uh, you know what? It's probably nothing.

>> uh, you know what? It's probably nothing. It's probably just your

It's probably nothing. It's probably just your imagination.

It's probably just your imagination. >> no, it's real.

Imagination. >> no, it's real. I'll show you.

[ hinges creak ]

>> see? It's nothing. There's nothing there.

It's nothing. There's nothing there. >> [ screeches ]

There's nothing there. >> [ screeches ] >> [ gasps ]

>> [ screeches ] >> [ gasps ] [ camera shutter clicks ]

>> [ gasps ] [ camera shutter clicks ] little shit.

[ camera shutter clicks ] little shit. [ scoffs ]

Little shit. [ scoffs ] hi.

[ scoffs ] hi. >> just -- just a second.

Hi. >> just -- just a second. Can everyone see her okay?

>> just -- just a second. Can everyone see her okay? >> mm-hmm.

Can everyone see her okay? >> mm-hmm. >> all right, elizabeth.

>> mm-hmm. >> all right, elizabeth. The floor's yours.

>> all right, elizabeth. The floor's yours. >> thank you, professor.

The floor's yours. >> thank you, professor. Good morning, everyone.

>> thank you, professor. Good morning, everyone. And, uh, well, thank you for

Good morning, everyone. And, uh, well, thank you for letting me present in this way.

And, uh, well, thank you for letting me present in this way. With the popularization of sites

Letting me present in this way. With the popularization of sites like this one, people who would

With the popularization of sites like this one, people who would have never interacted before

Like this one, people who would have never interacted before are now able to connect easily

Have never interacted before are now able to connect easily and quickly.

Are now able to connect easily and quickly. I can chat with a random

And quickly. I can chat with a random stranger in japan and the next

I can chat with a random stranger in japan and the next second catch up with my cousin

Stranger in japan and the next second catch up with my cousin in new york.

Second catch up with my cousin in new york. While video-chatting sites put a

In new york. While video-chatting sites put a face to the anonymous nature of

While video-chatting sites put a face to the anonymous nature of the internet, the question still

Face to the anonymous nature of the internet, the question still remains, who's really out there?

The internet, the question still remains, who's really out there? I want to find out.

Remains, who's really out there? I want to find out. For the next few months, I will

I want to find out. For the next few months, I will be logged in to this site 24/7,

For the next few months, I will be logged in to this site 24/7, and my computer will record

Be logged in to this site 24/7, and my computer will record everything I see.

And my computer will record everything I see. My mission is to interact with

Everything I see. My mission is to interact with as many people as possible, from

My mission is to interact with as many people as possible, from all over the world.

As many people as possible, from all over the world. With the complete absence of

All over the world. With the complete absence of social barriers, this

With the complete absence of social barriers, this webcam-based community is unlike

Social barriers, this webcam-based community is unlike any population this school has

Webcam-based community is unlike any population this school has ever researched.

Any population this school has ever researched. Using this site, we have an

Ever researched. Using this site, we have an opportunity to study a unique

Using this site, we have an opportunity to study a unique aspect of human behavior as it

Opportunity to study a unique aspect of human behavior as it is seen in its most transparent

Aspect of human behavior as it is seen in its most transparent form.

Is seen in its most transparent form. >> I think we're good here.

Form. >> I think we're good here. [ keyboard clacks ]

>> I think we're good here. [ keyboard clacks ] [ keyboard clacking ]

[ cellphone vibrating ] >> hi. Uh, no.

>> hi. Uh, no. They're calling again in a

Uh, no. They're calling again in a half-hour.

They're calling again in a half-hour. [ rock music plays ]

[ another rock song plays ] [ ding ]

[ up-tempo rock music plays ]

[ another rock song plays ]

[ ding ] [ keyboard clacks ]

So, what's the verdict? >> well...You got it! The grant is yours!

>> well...You got it! The grant is yours! [ laughing ]

The grant is yours! [ laughing ] >> oh, my god.

[ laughing ] >> oh, my god. Are -- are you serious?

>> oh, my god. Are -- are you serious? >> it took a bit of pushing on

Are -- are you serious? >> it took a bit of pushing on my part.

>> it took a bit of pushing on my part. As you could see, they're not

My part. As you could see, they're not exactly the hippest group of

As you could see, they're not exactly the hippest group of people, but they see the value,

Exactly the hippest group of people, but they see the value, and they think it'll be a good

People, but they see the value, and they think it'll be a good direction for the program.

And they think it'll be a good direction for the program. >> thank you so much.

Direction for the program. >> thank you so much. This -- it -- I can't even tell

>> thank you so much. This -- it -- I can't even tell you.

This -- it -- I can't even tell you. It means so much to me.

You. It means so much to me. I promise I won't let you down.

It means so much to me. I promise I won't let you down. >> that's exactly what I want to

I promise I won't let you down. >> that's exactly what I want to hear.

>> that's exactly what I want to hear. Good luck, miss benton.

Hear. Good luck, miss benton. [ ding ]

Good luck, miss benton. [ ding ] >> [ squeals ]

[ ding ] >> [ squeals ] [ keyboard clacking ]

>> [ squeals ] [ keyboard clacking ] [ rock music plays ]

[ keyboard clacking ] [ rock music plays ] [ pop ]

[ pop ] [ ding ] [ pop ]

[ ding ] [ pop ] [ pop ]

[ pop ] [ pop ] [ pop ]

[ pop ] [ pop ] [ pop ]

[ pop ] [ pop ] [ pop ]

[ pop ] [ pop ] [ pop ]

[ pop ] [ pop ] [ ding ]

[ pop ] [ ding ] >> hey.

[ ding ] >> hey. >> I got the grant.

>> hey. >> I got the grant. >> seriously?

>> I got the grant. >> seriously? >> yeah.

>> seriously? >> yeah. >> that's great.

>> yeah. >> that's great. [ telephone ringing ]

>> that's great. [ telephone ringing ] I'm, uh, I'm so happy for you.

[ telephone ringing ] I'm, uh, I'm so happy for you. Sorry. One sec.

I'm, uh, I'm so happy for you. Sorry. One sec. This is damien.

Sorry. One sec. This is damien. Hey.

This is damien. Hey. [ pop ]

Hey. [ pop ] um, hold on.

[ pop ] um, hold on. Let me, uh, take a look at it.

Um, hold on. Let me, uh, take a look at it. [ pop ]

Let me, uh, take a look at it. [ pop ] all right.

[ pop ] all right. Uh, no, it's in san diego.

All right. Uh, no, it's in san diego. Yeah, that's fine.

Uh, no, it's in san diego. Yeah, that's fine. Just bcc me.

Yeah, that's fine. Just bcc me. All right. Later.

Just bcc me. All right. Later. Sorry about that.

All right. Later. Sorry about that. So, are you coming over tonight?

Sorry about that. So, are you coming over tonight? >> uh, probably not.

So, are you coming over tonight? >> uh, probably not. I really got to get into this.

>> uh, probably not. I really got to get into this. >> aw, come on.

I really got to get into this. >> aw, come on. You'd rather spend your evening

>> aw, come on. You'd rather spend your evening chatting with a bunch of

You'd rather spend your evening chatting with a bunch of strangers than hanging out with

Chatting with a bunch of strangers than hanging out with me?

Strangers than hanging out with me? >> hey, this is my job.

Me? >> hey, this is my job. >> I know.

>> hey, this is my job. >> I know. I just...Want to see you.

>> I know. I just...Want to see you. >> well, you're seeing me now.

I just...Want to see you. >> well, you're seeing me now. >> yeah, but I want the real

>> well, you're seeing me now. >> yeah, but I want the real thing.

Todd, god d-- [ ding ]

[ pop ]

>> hi. Bye.

>> [ asian accent ] hello! >> hi. >> uh, you are very beautiful.

>> hi. >> uh, you are very beautiful. >> thanks.

>> uh, you are very beautiful. >> thanks. So, what are you guys up to?

>> thanks. So, what are you guys up to? >> uh, my friend wants to know,

So, what are you guys up to? >> uh, my friend wants to know, uh, will you tell us how to

>> uh, my friend wants to know, uh, will you tell us how to satisfy a woman?

Uh, will you tell us how to satisfy a woman? >> uh, excuse me?

Satisfy a woman? >> uh, excuse me? >> he's marrying next month, and

>> uh, excuse me? >> he's marrying next month, and he'll have to satisfy the bride.

>> he's marrying next month, and he'll have to satisfy the bride. >> uh, you know, I-I think maybe

He'll have to satisfy the bride. >> uh, you know, I-I think maybe you guys should just download

>> uh, you know, I-I think maybe you guys should just download some porn.

You guys should just download some porn. >> oh, it's -- it's not that

Some porn. >> oh, it's -- it's not that easy.

>> oh, it's -- it's not that easy. Please, you must show us.

Easy. Please, you must show us. Just, uh, show us where he needs

Please, you must show us. Just, uh, show us where he needs to touch her.

Just, uh, show us where he needs to touch her. >> nice try, guys.

To touch her. >> nice try, guys. [ keyboard clacks ]

[ keyboard clacks ] oh, my god. You're on your bike.

Oh, my god. You're on your bike. >> hey.

You're on your bike. >> hey. I'm on my bike.

>> hey. I'm on my bike. [ horn honks ]

I'm on my bike. [ horn honks ] >> yeah.

[ horn honks ] >> yeah. That's awesome.

>> yeah. That's awesome. Is that new york?

That's awesome. Is that new york? >> yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that new york? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this out.

>> yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this out. >> oh, my god.

Check this out. >> oh, my god. That is so cool.

>> oh, my god. That is so cool. How are you doing that?

That is so cool. How are you doing that? >> that's 4g, baby.

How are you doing that? >> that's 4g, baby. >> do you -- wow.

>> that's 4g, baby. >> do you -- wow. Do you do that all the time?

>> do you -- wow. Do you do that all the time? [ horn honking ]

Do you do that all the time? [ horn honking ] [ thud ]

[ horn honking ] [ thud ] are you okay?

[ thud ] are you okay? [ ding ]

Are you okay? [ ding ] [ knock on door ]

[ ding ] [ knock on door ] hello?

[ knock on door ] hello? >> delivery.

Hello? >> delivery. Uh, one sec.

>> delivery. Uh, one sec. [ rock music plays ]

Uh, one sec. [ rock music plays ] what to chat for somebody?

[ rock music plays ] what to chat for somebody? [ ding ]

What to chat for somebody? [ ding ] [ music stops ]

[ ding ] [ music stops ] >> hey.

[ music stops ] >> hey. Why aren't you answering your

>> hey. Why aren't you answering your phone?

Why aren't you answering your phone? >> sorry.

Phone? >> sorry. I've been working.

>> sorry. I've been working. What's up?

I've been working. What's up? >> am I supposed to get beer?

What's up? >> am I supposed to get beer? >> uh, y-yeah.

>> am I supposed to get beer? >> uh, y-yeah. Whatever you want.

>> uh, y-yeah. Whatever you want. I-I think I have some wine.

Whatever you want. I-I think I have some wine. >> no. It's a beer night.

I-I think I have some wine. >> no. It's a beer night. Maybe whiskey.

>> no. It's a beer night. Maybe whiskey. All right.

Maybe whiskey. All right. I'll see you later.

All right. I'll see you later. >> okay. Cool.

I'll see you later. >> okay. Cool. See you soon

>> okay. Cool. See you soon [ keyboard clacks ]

See you soon [ keyboard clacks ] [ "also sprach zarathustra"

[ keyboard clacks ] [ "also sprach zarathustra" plays ]

[ "also sprach zarathustra" plays ] [ laughter ]

Plays ] [ laughter ] >> [ laughing ] that's so funny!

[ laughter ] >> [ laughing ] that's so funny! God!

>> [ laughing ] that's so funny! God! Oh, that's amazing!

God! Oh, that's amazing! Okay. Okay.

Oh, that's amazing! Okay. Okay. You're recording all of these,

Okay. Okay. You're recording all of these, right?

You're recording all of these, right? >> mm-hmm.

Right? >> mm-hmm. >> I want a copy of that one.

>> mm-hmm. >> I want a copy of that one. [ keyboard clacks ]

[ keyboard clacks ] no! Oh, that cute. >> I hate cats.

No! Oh, that cute. >> I hate cats. >> please.

>> I hate cats. >> please. [ laughs ]

>> please. [ laughs ] oh!

[ laughs ] oh! [ gasps ]

Oh! [ gasps ] [ chuckles ]

[ gasps ] [ chuckles ] do you want another beer?

[ chuckles ] do you want another beer? >> thank you.

Do you want another beer? >> thank you. >> mm-hmm.

>> thank you. >> mm-hmm. [ keyboard clacks ]

>> mm-hmm. [ keyboard clacks ] >> [ laughing ]

>> oh, wow. Thank you so much. Hmm.

Thank you so much. Hmm. Crazy.

Hmm. Crazy. >> what is happening here?

Crazy. >> what is happening here? >> don't. Don't.

>> what is happening here? >> don't. Don't. I'm just -- give it a minute.

>> don't. Don't. I'm just -- give it a minute. Someone might come.

I'm just -- give it a minute. Someone might come. >> it's like totally creeping me

Someone might come. >> it's like totally creeping me out.

>> it's like totally creeping me out. [ keyboard clacks ]

Out. [ keyboard clacks ] >> hey!

[ keyboard clacks ] >> hey! >> she was boring.

>> hey! >> she was boring. Where are you going?

>> she was boring. Where are you going? >> bathroom.

Where are you going? >> bathroom. [ clears throat ]

>> bathroom. [ clears throat ] find us someone really

[ clears throat ] find us someone really interesting.

[ keyboard clacks ]

[ ding ] [ ding ] [ keyboard clacks ]

[ ding ] [ keyboard clacks ] who was that?

[ keyboard clacks ] who was that? >> mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

Who was that? >> mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. No. I'm done.

>> mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. No. I'm done. These people are terrible.

No. I'm done. These people are terrible. Can we just watch the cute cat

These people are terrible. Can we just watch the cute cat videos?

Can we just watch the cute cat videos? >> uh, that is a negative.

Videos? >> uh, that is a negative. [ keyboard clacks ]

[ ding ]

>> [ moaning, breathing heavily ] [ crying, moaning ]

[ shrieking ] [ screaming ] [ crying, screaming continue ]

[ screaming ] [ crying, screaming continue ] >> oh, my god.

[ crying, screaming continue ] >> oh, my god. [ keyboard clacks, silence ]

[ keyboard clacks ] >> that's weird. Did you leave it on?

>> that's weird. Did you leave it on? >> no. No.

Did you leave it on? >> no. No. I am almost positive that I

>> no. No. I am almost positive that I didn't.

I am almost positive that I didn't. Can computers just turn on by

Didn't. Can computers just turn on by themselves?

Can computers just turn on by themselves? >> not likely.

Themselves? >> not likely. Maybe it was a ghost.

>> not likely. Maybe it was a ghost. >> [ chuckling ] okay. Come on.

Maybe it was a ghost. >> [ chuckling ] okay. Come on. Be honest.

>> [ chuckling ] okay. Come on. Be honest. Were you hacking me?

Be honest. Were you hacking me? >> was I hacking -- you wish I

Were you hacking me? >> was I hacking -- you wish I was hacking you.

>> was I hacking -- you wish I was hacking you. You wish a guy like this would

Was hacking you. You wish a guy like this would hack you.

You wish a guy like this would hack you. By the way, question -- are you

Hack you. By the way, question -- are you ever planning on leaving your

By the way, question -- are you ever planning on leaving your apartment again?

Ever planning on leaving your apartment again? I mean, it's really nice out.

Apartment again? I mean, it's really nice out. It's called the sun, water.

I mean, it's really nice out. It's called the sun, water. >> okay, I get it.

It's called the sun, water. >> okay, I get it. >> I'll, uh, stalk you later.

>> okay, I get it. >> I'll, uh, stalk you later. >> bye.

>> I'll, uh, stalk you later. >> bye. [ ding ]

>> bye. [ ding ] [ mid-tempo music plays ]

>> one medium latte for liz. >> thanks.

Hello? Hey, is, uh, is your webcam broken?

Hey, is, uh, is your webcam broken? Hello?

Broken? Hello? Are you there?

Hello? Are you there? [ ding ]

Are you there? [ ding ] uh, no.

[ ding ] uh, no. Um, but who -- who am I talking

Uh, no. Um, but who -- who am I talking to?

Um, but who -- who am I talking to? [ ding ]

To? [ ding ] [ chuckles ]

[ ding ] [ chuckles ] thank you.

[ chuckles ] thank you. Um, well, so are you, at least

Thank you. Um, well, so are you, at least from what I can see.

Um, well, so are you, at least from what I can see. [ ding ]

From what I can see. [ ding ] uh, coffee shop.

[ ding ] uh, coffee shop. [ ding ]

Uh, coffee shop. [ ding ] sure.

[ ding ] sure. But how do I know you're not a

Sure. But how do I know you're not a robot?

But how do I know you're not a robot? >> would you mind if I plug in

Robot? >> would you mind if I plug in here?

>> would you mind if I plug in here? >> oh, no. Go ahead.

Here? >> oh, no. Go ahead. Sorry.

>> oh, no. Go ahead. Sorry. >> yee-haw!

Sorry. >> yee-haw! Go! Go, bony!

>> yee-haw! Go! Go, bony! Whoo!

Go! Go, bony! Whoo! Mama loves her --

Whoo! Mama loves her -- >> [ british accent ] I've

Mama loves her -- >> [ british accent ] I've always wanted to visit l.A.

>> [ british accent ] I've always wanted to visit l.A. >> oh, you should do it.

Always wanted to visit l.A. >> oh, you should do it. I mean, we definitely have

>> oh, you should do it. I mean, we definitely have superior weather.

I mean, we definitely have superior weather. >> you're right about that.

Superior weather. >> you're right about that. >> wow.

>> you're right about that. >> wow. Your boyfriend's got some great

>> wow. Your boyfriend's got some great moves.

Your boyfriend's got some great moves. [ laughter ]

Moves. [ laughter ] >> you're such an idiot.

[ laughter ] >> you're such an idiot. >> [ british accent ] you love

>> you're such an idiot. >> [ british accent ] you love it.

>> [ british accent ] you love it. So do you, random girl.

It. So do you, random girl. >> sorry about that.

So do you, random girl. >> sorry about that. That is his way of telling me to

>> sorry about that. That is his way of telling me to get a move on.

That is his way of telling me to get a move on. It was very nice chatting to

Get a move on. It was very nice chatting to you, elizabeth.

It was very nice chatting to you, elizabeth. And good luck with the whole

You, elizabeth. And good luck with the whole jane goodall thing.

And good luck with the whole jane goodall thing. >> oh, thank you.

Jane goodall thing. >> oh, thank you. Well, good night, guys.

>> oh, thank you. Well, good night, guys. Or good morning.

Well, good night, guys. Or good morning. [ chuckles ]

Or good morning. [ chuckles ] [ keyboard clacks ]

[ ding ]

>> how did I know I'd find you on here? >> hey.

On here? >> hey. >> hey.

>> hey. >> hey. I cleaned up the place.

>> hey. I cleaned up the place. Huh?

I cleaned up the place. Huh? >> oh, it looks really good.

Huh? >> oh, it looks really good. >> yeah, I know.

>> oh, it looks really good. >> yeah, I know. You should come over here and

>> yeah, I know. You should come over here and help me finish this bottle of

You should come over here and help me finish this bottle of wine.

Help me finish this bottle of wine. >> I'm sorry.

Wine. >> I'm sorry. I'm still working.

>> I'm sorry. I'm still working. >> do that later.

I'm still working. >> do that later. This can't be good for us.

>> do that later. This can't be good for us. Babes.

This can't be good for us. Babes. >> don't be so needy.

Babes. >> don't be so needy. Plenty of couples video chat.

>> don't be so needy. Plenty of couples video chat. >> [ chuckling ] yeah.

Plenty of couples video chat. >> [ chuckling ] yeah. They live, like, 3,000 miles

>> [ chuckling ] yeah. They live, like, 3,000 miles from each other.

They live, like, 3,000 miles from each other. We're 10 miles apart.

From each other. We're 10 miles apart. >> yeah, but, you know, with

We're 10 miles apart. >> yeah, but, you know, with traffic, it's...Far.

>> yeah, but, you know, with traffic, it's...Far. >> are we okay?

Traffic, it's...Far. >> are we okay? [ knock on door ]

>> are we okay? [ knock on door ] >> oh, uh, hang on one sec.

[ knock on door ] >> oh, uh, hang on one sec. >> what was that?

>> oh, uh, hang on one sec. >> what was that? >> delivery guy.

>> what was that? >> delivery guy. I ordered some takeout.

>> delivery guy. I ordered some takeout. One minute!

I ordered some takeout. One minute! Sorry. What were you saying?

One minute! Sorry. What were you saying? >> nothing.

Sorry. What were you saying? >> nothing. I just -- I'm just tired.

>> nothing. I just -- I'm just tired. Tomorrow's gonna be a long one,

I just -- I'm just tired. Tomorrow's gonna be a long one, so..

Tomorrow's gonna be a long one, so.. >> I forgot.

So.. >> I forgot. You leave tomorrow.

>> I forgot. You leave tomorrow. >> hey, why don't you come with

You leave tomorrow. >> hey, why don't you come with me?

>> hey, why don't you come with me? You can work from the hotel

Me? You can work from the hotel room.

You can work from the hotel room. [ knock on door ]

Room. [ knock on door ] >> we'll do something special

[ knock on door ] >> we'll do something special when you get back.

>> we'll do something special when you get back. I promise.

When you get back. I promise. >> all right.

I promise. >> all right. Enjoy your dinner.

>> all right. Enjoy your dinner. [ ding ]

[ footsteps approach ]

>> [ screams ] damien, what the hell are you doing?!

Damien, what the hell are you doing?! >> I didn't mean to scare you

Doing?! >> I didn't mean to scare you that bad.

>> I didn't mean to scare you that bad. I saw it on.

That bad. I saw it on. I couldn't help myself.

I saw it on. I couldn't help myself. >> what are you doing here?

I couldn't help myself. >> what are you doing here? >> [ smooching ]

>> what are you doing here? >> [ smooching ] you wouldn't come over to me.

>> [ smooching ] you wouldn't come over to me. >> no.

You wouldn't come over to me. >> no. [ laughs ]

>> no. [ laughs ] >> I thought I'd come over to

[ laughs ] >> I thought I'd come over to you.

Come on. >> let me turn it off. >> no. Come on.

>> let me turn it off. >> no. Come on. Just leave it on.

>> no. Come on. Just leave it on. >> no.

Just leave it on. >> no. Very funny.

>> no. Very funny. Creep.

Very funny. Creep. [ click ]

[ moaning ]

Oh, keep going. Oh, don't stop. Don't stop.

Oh, don't stop. Don't stop. [ moaning ]

Yes. >> ow. He just kicked. You could feel it if you were

>> ow. He just kicked. You could feel it if you were here.

You could feel it if you were here. >> oh, are you trying to lure me

Here. >> oh, are you trying to lure me over with promises of fetal

>> oh, are you trying to lure me over with promises of fetal kicking?

Over with promises of fetal kicking? >> oh, that's what it's come to?

Kicking? >> oh, that's what it's come to? >> so, um, how's the prep

>> oh, that's what it's come to? >> so, um, how's the prep coming?

>> so, um, how's the prep coming? >> oh, I just finished his

Coming? >> oh, I just finished his bedroom.

>> oh, I just finished his bedroom. >> [ gasps ]

Bedroom. >> [ gasps ] really?

>> [ gasps ] really? I want to see it.

Really? I want to see it. Can you...

I want to see it. Can you... >> all right. Give me a sec.

Can you... >> all right. Give me a sec. [ mid-tempo rock music plays in

>> all right. Give me a sec. [ mid-tempo rock music plays in distance ]

[ mid-tempo rock music plays in distance ] >> take your time, fatty.

Distance ] >> take your time, fatty. >> I have a bowling ball in my

>> take your time, fatty. >> I have a bowling ball in my stomach, sis.

>> I have a bowling ball in my stomach, sis. It takes time to do anything.

Stomach, sis. It takes time to do anything. >> I'm pretty sure that babies

It takes time to do anything. >> I'm pretty sure that babies don't grow in the stomach.

>> I'm pretty sure that babies don't grow in the stomach. >> all right. Check this out.

Don't grow in the stomach. >> all right. Check this out. >> okay. I'm checking.

>> all right. Check this out. >> okay. I'm checking. Wow.

>> okay. I'm checking. Wow. You have really outdone

Wow. You have really outdone yourself, lyn.

You have really outdone yourself, lyn. Hold up.

Yourself, lyn. Hold up. What is this space crap?

Hold up. What is this space crap? I thought we decided dinosaurs.

What is this space crap? I thought we decided dinosaurs. >> well, the guy at the store

I thought we decided dinosaurs. >> well, the guy at the store said dinosaurs are way too '90s.

>> well, the guy at the store said dinosaurs are way too '90s. >> okay, you trust the guy at

Said dinosaurs are way too '90s. >> okay, you trust the guy at the store over your own flesh

>> okay, you trust the guy at the store over your own flesh and blood?

The store over your own flesh and blood? >> flesh and blood who I haven't

And blood? >> flesh and blood who I haven't seen in months.

>> flesh and blood who I haven't seen in months. >> you're seeing me now.

Seen in months. >> you're seeing me now. Why doesn't anybody get that?

>> you're seeing me now. Why doesn't anybody get that? [ knock on door ]

Why doesn't anybody get that? [ knock on door ] >> ass.

[ knock on door ] >> ass. I got to go, anyway.

>> ass. I got to go, anyway. The satellite guy's here.

I got to go, anyway. The satellite guy's here. >> okay, you're gonna need to

The satellite guy's here. >> okay, you're gonna need to embrace the internet at some

>> okay, you're gonna need to embrace the internet at some point.

Embrace the internet at some point. >> bye.

Point. >> bye. >> yeah, yeah.

>> bye. >> yeah, yeah. [ music continues ]

[ keyboard clacks ]

>> [ african accent ] hello. I am isaac atabayo. >> hi, isaac.

I am isaac atabayo. >> hi, isaac. I'm elizabeth.

>> hi, isaac. I'm elizabeth. >> elizabeth, I need to speak to

I'm elizabeth. >> elizabeth, I need to speak to you about a very urgent and

>> elizabeth, I need to speak to you about a very urgent and confidential matter, one that

You about a very urgent and confidential matter, one that requires your immediate

Confidential matter, one that requires your immediate assistance.

Requires your immediate assistance. >> okay.

Assistance. >> okay. >> I am a cousin of the late

>> okay. >> I am a cousin of the late nigerian head of state who died

>> I am a cousin of the late nigerian head of state who died in 2010.

Nigerian head of state who died in 2010. I need to transfer $11 million

In 2010. I need to transfer $11 million out of my country as soon as

I need to transfer $11 million out of my country as soon as possible or I will lose it.

Out of my country as soon as possible or I will lose it. >> okay.

Possible or I will lose it. >> okay. >> what I need is a trustworthy

>> okay. >> what I need is a trustworthy partner -- someone to act as a

>> what I need is a trustworthy partner -- someone to act as a beneficiary to help me move the

Partner -- someone to act as a beneficiary to help me move the funds out of nigeria.

Beneficiary to help me move the funds out of nigeria. Please.

Funds out of nigeria. Please. I will give you $1 million for

Please. I will give you $1 million for your troubles.

I will give you $1 million for your troubles. >> has this ever worked?

Your troubles. >> has this ever worked? >> yes.

>> has this ever worked? >> yes. I just need these few things.

>> yes. I just need these few things. [ keyboard clacks ]

I just need these few things. [ keyboard clacks ] [ ding ]

[ keyboard clacks ] [ ding ] >> hey, I-I think I know you.

[ ding ] >> hey, I-I think I know you. I think we met yesterday.

>> hey, I-I think I know you. I think we met yesterday. [ ding ]

I think we met yesterday. [ ding ] okay.

[ ding ] okay. [ ding ]

Okay. [ ding ] yeah, I do.

[ ding ] yeah, I do. Uh, do you?

Yeah, I do. Uh, do you? [ ding ]

[ ding ]

>> [ moaning ]

[ shrieking ] [ screaming ]

[ crash ] [ screaming ]

[ coughing ]

[ footsteps depart ] [ ringing ] >> yeah, I, uh, I think that I

[ ringing ] >> yeah, I, uh, I think that I just witnessed a murder.

>> yeah, I, uh, I think that I just witnessed a murder. >> where are you right now?

Just witnessed a murder. >> where are you right now? >> my apartment.

>> where are you right now? >> my apartment. But it happened online.

>> my apartment. But it happened online. [ ding ]

But it happened online. [ ding ] >> ma'am, are you there?

[ ding ] >> ma'am, are you there? [ knife scraping ]

>> ma'am, are you there? [ knife scraping ] >> [ screaming ]

[ knife scraping ] >> [ screaming ] [ click ]

>> [ screaming ] [ click ] >> well, that looked real.

[ click ] >> well, that looked real. >> so, w-what do we do?

>> well, that looked real. >> so, w-what do we do? I mean, how do we even find out

>> so, w-what do we do? I mean, how do we even find out who this person is?

I mean, how do we even find out who this person is? >> listen, we don't have the

Who this person is? >> listen, we don't have the resources to chase down every

>> listen, we don't have the resources to chase down every suspicious video that pops up on

Resources to chase down every suspicious video that pops up on the internet.

Suspicious video that pops up on the internet. >> but you just said it was

The internet. >> but you just said it was real.

>> but you just said it was real. >> I said it looked real.

Real. >> I said it looked real. >> so, is there really nothing

>> I said it looked real. >> so, is there really nothing else that I can do?

>> so, is there really nothing else that I can do? >> well, I can put a call in to

Else that I can do? >> well, I can put a call in to the cyber-crimes unit, see if

>> well, I can put a call in to the cyber-crimes unit, see if they've had similar reports.

The cyber-crimes unit, see if they've had similar reports. But, like I said, 99% of these

They've had similar reports. But, like I said, 99% of these things -- they turn out to be

But, like I said, 99% of these things -- they turn out to be nothing.

Things -- they turn out to be nothing. >> okay. Thanks.

Nothing. >> okay. Thanks. >> I think it's a hoax.

>> okay. Thanks. >> I think it's a hoax. >> yeah, it could be.

>> I think it's a hoax. >> yeah, it could be. >> you don't sound convinced.

>> yeah, it could be. >> you don't sound convinced. How's the research coming?

>> you don't sound convinced. How's the research coming? [ ding ]

How's the research coming? [ ding ] >> I'm taking a break.

[ ding ] >> I'm taking a break. >> you want to come over?

>> I'm taking a break. >> you want to come over? Mr. T's dying for a walk.

>> you want to come over? Mr. T's dying for a walk. >> [ chuckles ]

Mr. T's dying for a walk. >> [ chuckles ] >> no?

>> [ chuckles ] >> no? How can you turn down mr. T?

>> no? How can you turn down mr. T? >> I'm sorry.

How can you turn down mr. T? >> I'm sorry. I just -- I'm still out of it.

>> I'm sorry. I just -- I'm still out of it. You know, I-I know this could

I just -- I'm still out of it. You know, I-I know this could just be some viral prank, but...

You know, I-I know this could just be some viral prank, but... I can't stop thinking about this

Just be some viral prank, but... I can't stop thinking about this girl's face.

I can't stop thinking about this girl's face. >> well, I mean, there's nothing

Girl's face. >> well, I mean, there's nothing you can do about it now, so just

>> well, I mean, there's nothing you can do about it now, so just let it go.

You can do about it now, so just let it go. >> what if you looked into it?

Let it go. >> what if you looked into it? If I gave you her user name, you

>> what if you looked into it? If I gave you her user name, you could find out where's she from.

If I gave you her user name, you could find out where's she from. >> wait. Are you serious?

Could find out where's she from. >> wait. Are you serious? >> I need to know.

>> wait. Are you serious? >> I need to know. >> I could get into a lot of

>> I need to know. >> I could get into a lot of trouble.

>> I could get into a lot of trouble. >> I'll pay you.

Trouble. >> I'll pay you. >> with what money?

>> I'll pay you. >> with what money? >> I will give you a chunk of my

>> with what money? >> I will give you a chunk of my grant.

>> I will give you a chunk of my grant. >> [ chuckles ]

Grant. >> [ chuckles ] >> I mean -- I don't want the

>> [ chuckles ] >> I mean -- I don't want the money.

>> I mean -- I don't want the money. I'll do it, but you owe me.

Money. I'll do it, but you owe me. >> thank you.

I'll do it, but you owe me. >> thank you. Hold on.

>> thank you. Hold on. Um...

Hold on. Um... [ keyboard clacking ]

Um... [ keyboard clacking ] here.

[ keyboard clacking ] here. This is her screen name.

Here. This is her screen name. [ pop ]

This is her screen name. [ pop ] >> I'll see what I can do.

[ pop ] >> I'll see what I can do. [ ding ]

>> hey, girl! You're fine! Yo, check it out, baby. I can make you cum so --

Yo, check it out, baby. I can make you cum so -- [ keyboard clacks ]

[ ding ] [ keyboard clacks ] [ cartoon sounds play in

[ keyboard clacks ] [ cartoon sounds play in background ]

[ cartoon sounds play in background ] >> [ chuckling ]

Background ] >> [ chuckling ] [ keyboard clacks ]

>> [ breathing heavily ] [ gun cocks ] [ click ]

[ gun cocks ] [ click ] [ exhales deeply ]

[ gunshot ]

[ laughing ] >> [ laughing ] >> [ laughing ]

>> [ laughing ] >> [ laughing ] [ ding ]

>> it's fake, liz. You got pranked. >> how do you know that?

You got pranked. >> how do you know that? >> because that's what these

>> how do you know that? >> because that's what these people do.

>> because that's what these people do. I'm sure they recorded your

People do. I'm sure they recorded your reaction, and now you're part of

I'm sure they recorded your reaction, and now you're part of some viral thing.

Reaction, and now you're part of some viral thing. Uh, did you get my zoo video?

Some viral thing. Uh, did you get my zoo video? >> what zoo video?

Uh, did you get my zoo video? >> what zoo video? >> it must not have come

>> what zoo video? >> it must not have come through.

>> it must not have come through. [ chuckles ]

Through. [ chuckles ] come on. What's that face?

[ chuckles ] come on. What's that face? >> you didn't see how awful it

Come on. What's that face? >> you didn't see how awful it was.

>> you didn't see how awful it was. >> god.

Was. >> god. If it was that bad, maybe you

>> god. If it was that bad, maybe you should get off the site.

If it was that bad, maybe you should get off the site. >> well, n-- I'm not just gonna

Should get off the site. >> well, n-- I'm not just gonna give up on the study.

>> well, n-- I'm not just gonna give up on the study. The school gave me a lot of

Give up on the study. The school gave me a lot of money to do this.

The school gave me a lot of money to do this. I can't just tell them that I

Money to do this. I can't just tell them that I changed my mind.

I can't just tell them that I changed my mind. >> I don't know what you want me

Changed my mind. >> I don't know what you want me to say.

>> I don't know what you want me to say. It's the internet.

To say. It's the internet. You should have expected

It's the internet. You should have expected something like this.

You should have expected something like this. [ cellphone vibrating ]

Something like this. [ cellphone vibrating ] >> hey.

[ cellphone vibrating ] >> hey. >> [ scoffs ]

>> hey. >> [ scoffs ] nice.

>> [ scoffs ] nice. >> yeah.

Nice. >> yeah. I was just chatting with this

>> yeah. I was just chatting with this young girl.

I was just chatting with this young girl. No, I...

Young girl. No, I... [ ding ]

No, I... [ ding ] I don't -- I think --

[ ding ] I don't -- I think -- I'll call you.

I don't -- I think -- I'll call you. I will. I promise.

I'll call you. I will. I promise. I'll call you.

[ ding ]

[ chime ] >> hey. So, I know you're probably

>> hey. So, I know you're probably chatting with a bunch of creeps

So, I know you're probably chatting with a bunch of creeps online, but, uh, I just wanted

Chatting with a bunch of creeps online, but, uh, I just wanted to show you what the real world

Online, but, uh, I just wanted to show you what the real world looks like.

To show you what the real world looks like. Uh, a goat.

Looks like. Uh, a goat. The zebra.

Uh, a goat. The zebra. The -- what the fuck is that?

The zebra. The -- what the fuck is that? Flamingos...As far as the eye

The -- what the fuck is that? Flamingos...As far as the eye can see.

Flamingos...As far as the eye can see. And finally...What you've been

Can see. And finally...What you've been waiting for -- hard-core smut.

And finally...What you've been waiting for -- hard-core smut. >> [ chuckles ]

Waiting for -- hard-core smut. >> [ chuckles ] >> wish you were here.

>> [ chuckles ] >> wish you were here. Where this --

>> wish you were here. Where this -- [ keyboard clacks ]

Where this -- [ keyboard clacks ] [ ding ]

[ keyboard clacks ] [ ding ] >> how did I know I'd find you

[ ding ] >> how did I know I'd find you on here?

>> how did I know I'd find you on here? >> [ chuckles ]

On here? >> [ chuckles ] >> hey, I cleaned up the place.

>> [ chuckles ] >> hey, I cleaned up the place. >> dame...

>> hey, I cleaned up the place. >> dame... [ tape rewinding ]

>> dame... [ tape rewinding ] >> hey, how did I know I'd find

[ tape rewinding ] >> hey, how did I know I'd find you on here?

>> hey, how did I know I'd find you on here? [ distorted ] hey, I cleaned up

You on here? [ distorted ] hey, I cleaned up the place.

[ distorted ] hey, I cleaned up the place. >> damien...

The place. >> damien... Hey, damien, are you there?

[ ringing ] >> hey, this is damien. Just leave me a message after

>> hey, this is damien. Just leave me a message after the beep, and I'll get back to

Just leave me a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

The beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. [ busy signal ]

You as soon as I can. [ busy signal ] [ ringing ]

[ busy signal ] [ ringing ] >> yeah, hi.

[ ringing ] >> yeah, hi. Can you please connect me to

>> yeah, hi. Can you please connect me to sergeant tisbert?

Can you please connect me to sergeant tisbert? [ door closes ]

Sergeant tisbert? [ door closes ] >> the apartment was empty when

[ door closes ] >> the apartment was empty when we got here.

>> the apartment was empty when we got here. >> that's his computer.

We got here. >> that's his computer. Something must have happened to

>> that's his computer. Something must have happened to him.

Something must have happened to him. Why isn't anybody doing

Him. Why isn't anybody doing anything?!

Why isn't anybody doing anything?! He wouldn't just leave his

Anything?! He wouldn't just leave his computer behind.

He wouldn't just leave his computer behind. You didn't find anything

Computer behind. You didn't find anything upstairs?

You didn't find anything upstairs? >> just calm down for me,

Upstairs? >> just calm down for me, please, all right?

>> just calm down for me, please, all right? Let's just go step by step and

Please, all right? Let's just go step by step and we'll get this solved.

Let's just go step by step and we'll get this solved. >> I got a video from his

We'll get this solved. >> I got a video from his account.

>> I got a video from his account. >> what was on the video?

Account. >> what was on the video? >> something damien made me from

>> what was on the video? >> something damien made me from the zoo.

>> something damien made me from the zoo. [ speaks indistinctly ]

The zoo. [ speaks indistinctly ] >> how's your relationship?

[ speaks indistinctly ] >> how's your relationship? Problems?

>> how's your relationship? Problems? >> no. We're fine.

Problems? >> no. We're fine. [ speaks indistinctly ]

>> no. We're fine. [ speaks indistinctly ] he wouldn't just up and leave

[ speaks indistinctly ] he wouldn't just up and leave without telling me.

He wouldn't just up and leave without telling me. >> I think you should go home,

Without telling me. >> I think you should go home, call around.

>> I think you should go home, call around. Young guys sometimes do

Call around. Young guys sometimes do stupid...

Young guys sometimes do stupid... [ silence ]

>> hey. What's wrong with your webcam? [ pop ]

What's wrong with your webcam? [ pop ] >> that sucks.

[ pop ] >> that sucks. What's up?

>> that sucks. What's up? [ pop ]

What's up? [ pop ] um, what kind of surprise?

[ pop ] um, what kind of surprise? [ pop ]

Um, what kind of surprise? [ pop ] okay. Hold on.

[ pop ] okay. Hold on. I'll be over in a few.

[ pop ] all right. I'm coming.

>> something is clearly wrong here. >> this is not a crime scene.

Here. >> this is not a crime scene. It's a waste of my time and

>> this is not a crime scene. It's a waste of my time and police resources, as well, so,

It's a waste of my time and police resources, as well, so, please.

Police resources, as well, so, please. I'm sorry.

Please. I'm sorry. >> you're wrong about this.

I'm sorry. >> you're wrong about this. >> let's go, guys.

>> you're wrong about this. >> let's go, guys. Come on.

>> hey, are you here? I'm outside your door. [ pop ]

I'm outside your door. [ pop ] okay.

Liz? Hello?

Are you in here? [ water running ]

Ha ha. All right. Where are you? [ pop ]

All right. Where are you? [ pop ] what?

[ pop ] what? Liz?

What the hell?

[ shrieks ]

[ door opens, closes ]

>> you still haven't heard from him? >> no.

Him? >> no. The cops won't do anything for

>> no. The cops won't do anything for another day.

The cops won't do anything for another day. But I've been checking his

Another day. But I've been checking his e-mail for the past day and a

But I've been checking his e-mail for the past day and a half, and he hasn't opened or

E-mail for the past day and a half, and he hasn't opened or sent anything.

Half, and he hasn't opened or sent anything. Uh, what about the girl?

Sent anything. Uh, what about the girl? Did you check?

Uh, what about the girl? Did you check? >> I tried to find her account,

Did you check? >> I tried to find her account, but there's no way of knowing

>> I tried to find her account, but there's no way of knowing where she was chatting from?

But there's no way of knowing where she was chatting from? It was bouncing off I don't know

Where she was chatting from? It was bouncing off I don't know how many I.P. Addresses, proxy

It was bouncing off I don't know how many I.P. Addresses, proxy servers.

How many I.P. Addresses, proxy servers. >> what does that mean?

Servers. >> what does that mean? >> it -- it means that it's

>> what does that mean? >> it -- it means that it's really hard to find out where

>> it -- it means that it's really hard to find out where she was chatting from.

Really hard to find out where she was chatting from. >> isn't this what you do?

She was chatting from. >> isn't this what you do? I-I don't understand.

>> isn't this what you do? I-I don't understand. >> listen, I'm trying to do you

I-I don't understand. >> listen, I'm trying to do you a favor here.

>> listen, I'm trying to do you a favor here. >> well, thanks for trying.

A favor here. >> well, thanks for trying. [ ding ]

[ ding ]

[ pop ]

[ pop ]

[ pop ]

[ pop ]

[ pop ]

[ ding ]

[ keyboard clacks ] I know. I'm sorry. I haven't responded to your

I know. I'm sorry. I haven't responded to your e-mails.

I haven't responded to your e-mails. >> what you did was completely

E-mails. >> what you did was completely inappropriate and unacceptable.

>> what you did was completely inappropriate and unacceptable. I have had angry board members

Inappropriate and unacceptable. I have had angry board members calling me all day.

I have had angry board members calling me all day. W-what are you talking about?

Calling me all day. W-what are you talking about? >> don't play dumb.

W-what are you talking about? >> don't play dumb. You sent it from your e-mail

>> don't play dumb. You sent it from your e-mail address.

You sent it from your e-mail address. >> n-no, I didn't send you

Address. >> n-no, I didn't send you anything.

>> n-no, I didn't send you anything. [ keyboard clacks ]

Anything. [ keyboard clacks ] okay, s-someone hacked my

[ keyboard clacks ] okay, s-someone hacked my account.

Okay, s-someone hacked my account. I don't know what this is.

Account. I don't know what this is. Oh, keep going.

I don't know what this is. Oh, keep going. [ moans ]

Oh, keep going. [ moans ] oh, don't stop.

[ moans ] oh, don't stop. Don't stop.

Oh, don't stop. Don't stop. [ moans ]

Don't stop. [ moans ] [ keyboard clacks ]

[ moans ] [ keyboard clacks ] professor, this is not...

[ keyboard clacks ] professor, this is not... >> you know, I vouched for you.

Professor, this is not... >> you know, I vouched for you. >> please listen to me.

>> you know, I vouched for you. >> please listen to me. Someone hacked my account.

>> please listen to me. Someone hacked my account. Look, I've been talking to the

Someone hacked my account. Look, I've been talking to the police, and there is something

Look, I've been talking to the police, and there is something really fucked up happening here.

Police, and there is something really fucked up happening here. >> you're a mess.

Really fucked up happening here. >> you're a mess. I'm gonna have to put a hold on

>> you're a mess. I'm gonna have to put a hold on your project until further

I'm gonna have to put a hold on your project until further notice.

Your project until further notice. >> no.

Notice. >> no. >> I want you to talk to someone

>> no. >> I want you to talk to someone because you're clearly not well.

>> I want you to talk to someone because you're clearly not well. [ ding ]

Because you're clearly not well. [ ding ] [ ding ]

[ ding ] [ ding ] [ pop ]

[ ding ] [ pop ] [ ding ]

[ pop ] [ ding ] [ pop ]

[ ding ] [ pop ] [ ding ]

[ pop ] [ ding ] [ pop ]

>> hi. Um, I'm damien clark's girlfriend.

Um, I'm damien clark's girlfriend. I need to ask you just, you

Girlfriend. I need to ask you just, you know, a weird question, but he

I need to ask you just, you know, a weird question, but he was online for the last two

Know, a weird question, but he was online for the last two hours.

Was online for the last two hours. >> what do you want?

Hours. >> what do you want? >> I just want to know if you've

>> what do you want? >> I just want to know if you've talked to damien tonight or --

>> I just want to know if you've talked to damien tonight or -- >> I haven't talked to damien

Talked to damien tonight or -- >> I haven't talked to damien since we were 12.

>> I haven't talked to damien since we were 12. >> but you're on his friend

Since we were 12. >> but you're on his friend list.

>> but you're on his friend list. >> yeah? So?

List. >> yeah? So? It doesn't mean anything.

>> yeah? So? It doesn't mean anything. [ ding ]

[ ding ]

>> fuck. >> I don't know what you want me to say.

>> I don't know what you want me to say. It's the internet.

To say. It's the internet. You should have expected

It's the internet. You should have expected something like this.

You should have expected something like this. [ cellphone vibrating ]

Something like this. [ cellphone vibrating ] >> hey.

[ cellphone vibrating ] >> hey. >> [ scoffs ]

>> hey. >> [ scoffs ] nice.

>> [ scoffs ] nice. >> yeah.

Nice. >> yeah. I was just...

>> yeah. I was just... [ static ]

I was just... [ static ] [ keyboard clacks ]

[ static ] [ keyboard clacks ] [ keyboard clacks ]

[ keyboard clacks ] [ keyboard clacks ] [ ding ]

[ keyboard clacks ] [ ding ] [ keyboard clacks ]

[ ding ]

>> are you his girlfriend? >> yeah. Have you talked to him recently?

>> yeah. Have you talked to him recently? >> like how recently?

Have you talked to him recently? >> like how recently? Like a few years ago recently?

>> like how recently? Like a few years ago recently? >> no, like yesterday or today.

Like a few years ago recently? >> no, like yesterday or today. >> you worried that he's

>> no, like yesterday or today. >> you worried that he's cheating on you?

>> you worried that he's cheating on you? >> no.

Cheating on you? >> no. >> I'm sorry.

>> no. >> I'm sorry. Uh, actually, uh, I talked to

>> I'm sorry. Uh, actually, uh, I talked to him last night.

Uh, actually, uh, I talked to him last night. >> um, o-okay.

Him last night. >> um, o-okay. What -- what did he say?

>> um, o-okay. What -- what did he say? >> nothing.

What -- what did he say? >> nothing. He sent me a link, and then he

>> nothing. He sent me a link, and then he signed off.

He sent me a link, and then he signed off. >> do you still have it?

Signed off. >> do you still have it? >> uh, yeah.

>> do you still have it? >> uh, yeah. Yeah. Hold on.

>> uh, yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Give me a sec.

Yeah. Hold on. Give me a sec. Let me find...

Give me a sec. Let me find... [ click ]

Let me find... [ click ] yeah. Here you go.

[ click ] yeah. Here you go. [ ding ]

Yeah. Here you go. [ ding ] >> thank you so much.

[ hinges creaking ] >> [ screams ] [ loud pop music plays ]

>> [ screams ] [ loud pop music plays ] >> ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[ loud pop music plays ] >> ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [ laughs ]

>> ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [ laughs ] I'm fucking with you!

[ laughs ] I'm fucking with you! [ laughs ]

I'm fucking with you! [ laughs ] yeah.

[ laughs ] yeah. When you find him, tell him he's

Yeah. When you find him, tell him he's got a tiny dick.

When you find him, tell him he's got a tiny dick. [ ding ]

Got a tiny dick. [ ding ] [ keyboard clacks ]

>> hey! Why the fuck are you on here?!

[ keyboard clacks ] [ static ]

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, shit.

It's elizabeth. Um, I chatted with damien two nights ago, and I didn't notice

Um, I chatted with damien two nights ago, and I didn't notice it, but there -- there was

Nights ago, and I didn't notice it, but there -- there was someone hiding in the back of

It, but there -- there was someone hiding in the back of his...

Someone hiding in the back of his... I don't know how I missed it.

His... I don't know how I missed it. Um, I think that maybe someone

I don't know how I missed it. Um, I think that maybe someone might have followed him.

Um, I think that maybe someone might have followed him. Please call me back.

Might have followed him. Please call me back. I really need to show you

Please call me back. I really need to show you this video.

I know that you told me not to call you again. It's elizabeth benton.

Call you again. It's elizabeth benton. Um, but, please, please, uh, I

It's elizabeth benton. Um, but, please, please, uh, I really need to show you this

Um, but, please, please, uh, I really need to show you this video.

Really need to show you this video. I'm not gonna stop calling you

Video. I'm not gonna stop calling you until you call me back.

I'm not gonna stop calling you until you call me back. [ ding ]

Hi. Who are you? [ distorted ] I'm actually just

Who are you? [ distorted ] I'm actually just trying to meet some new friends.

[ distorted ] I'm actually just trying to meet some new friends. Let's be friends.

Trying to meet some new friends. Let's be friends. [ moans ]

Let's be friends. [ moans ] >> [ screaming ]

[ moans ] >> [ screaming ] >> why are you doing this?

>> [ screaming ] >> why are you doing this? >> I just...Want to see you.

>> why are you doing this? >> I just...Want to see you. >> there's nothing you can do

>> I just...Want to see you. >> there's nothing you can do about it now.

>> there's nothing you can do about it now. [ distorted ] there's nothing

About it now. [ distorted ] there's nothing you can do about it now.

[ distorted ] there's nothing you can do about it now. There's nothing you can do about

You can do about it now. There's nothing you can do about it now.

There's nothing you can do about it now. [ ding ]

>> [ breathing heavily ]

[ ding ]

[ screaming, static, distorted voices ]

Fuck! >> enjoy your dinner.

>> don't open up attachments from strangers -- ever. This is not good.

From strangers -- ever. This is not good. >> what is it?

This is not good. >> what is it? >> I can't find any of your

>> what is it? >> I can't find any of your files.

>> I can't find any of your files. >> but w-what about my video

Files. >> but w-what about my video from damien?

>> but w-what about my video from damien? >> your drive's wiped.

[ sighs ] please tell me you backed up your study.

Please tell me you backed up your study. >> I don't care about my study.

Your study. >> I don't care about my study. Can you do anything to fix this?

>> I don't care about my study. Can you do anything to fix this? >> I mean -- no.

I think you need to stay away from this site for a while. >> don't touch me.

From this site for a while. >> don't touch me. >> hey.

>> don't touch me. >> hey. >> don't!

>> hey. >> don't! >> what?

>> don't! >> what? >> look, this is the last place

>> what? >> look, this is the last place I saw him.

>> look, this is the last place I saw him. I need to stay on here.

I saw him. I need to stay on here. >> listen, liz, maybe damien is

I need to stay on here. >> listen, liz, maybe damien is the one screwing with you.

>> listen, liz, maybe damien is the one screwing with you. >> no, he wouldn't do that.

The one screwing with you. >> no, he wouldn't do that. >> liz, I think you're being

>> no, he wouldn't do that. >> liz, I think you're being paranoid here.

>> liz, I think you're being paranoid here. I mean, it's not like you and

Paranoid here. I mean, it's not like you and damien are in that good

I mean, it's not like you and damien are in that good of a place.

Damien are in that good of a place. >> can you please leave?

Of a place. >> can you please leave? >> are you fucking serious?

>> can you please leave? >> are you fucking serious? >> get out!

[ door slams ]

[ keyboard clacks ]

>> [ sighs ]

[ ding ] >> [ breathing heavily ]

[ pop ]

[ pop ]

[ hinges creaking ]

Jenni? [ switch clicking ]

[ ringing ] [ cellphone ringing ]

[ ringing continues ] [ ringing stops ] jenni!

What? [ exhales raggedly ] [ hinges creaking ]

[ exhales raggedly ] [ hinges creaking ] [ water dripping ]

[ hinges creaking ] [ water dripping ] [ breathing heavily ]

[ gasps ] [ breathing heavily ]

>> [ gasps ] >> [ screams ] >> [ wheezing ]

>> [ screams ] >> [ wheezing ] >> jenni!

>> [ wheezing ] >> jenni! Look at you.

>> jenni! Look at you. Look at you.

Look at you. Look at you. >> 911.

Look at you. >> 911. What is your emergency?

>> 911. What is your emergency? >> I need an ambulance right

What is your emergency? >> I need an ambulance right away.

>> I need an ambulance right away. I'm at 1281 lighthouse.

Away. I'm at 1281 lighthouse. It's -- it's my friend!

I'm at 1281 lighthouse. It's -- it's my friend! Her -- her wrists are cut!

It's -- it's my friend! Her -- her wrists are cut! She's bleeding everywhere!

Her -- her wrists are cut! She's bleeding everywhere! Oh, my god.

She's bleeding everywhere! Oh, my god. Jenni!

Oh, my god. Jenni! >> hello?

Jenni! >> hello? >> oh, my god!

>> hello? >> oh, my god! She's not breathing!

>> oh, my god! She's not breathing! Jenni!

She's not breathing! Jenni! Come on, jenni. Come on.

[ sighs ]

>> welcome to the show. In this week's episode, I'm gonna show you how to load a

In this week's episode, I'm gonna show you how to load a 9mm glock.

Gonna show you how to load a 9mm glock. First thing we need to do is

9mm glock. First thing we need to do is load the magazine.

First thing we need to do is load the magazine. Take the flat part, put it

Load the magazine. Take the flat part, put it against your hand.

Take the flat part, put it against your hand. Grab a bullet, push the front

Against your hand. Grab a bullet, push the front in, push it back.

Grab a bullet, push the front in, push it back. Take another.

In, push it back. Take another. Push it down and then back.

Take another. Push it down and then back. It's that simple.

Push it down and then back. It's that simple. I'm just gonna load in two

It's that simple. I'm just gonna load in two bullets right now.

I'm just gonna load in two bullets right now. This could hold 17.

Bullets right now. This could hold 17. Take your weapon.

This could hold 17. Take your weapon. Work it in.

Take your weapon. Work it in. Slam it in.

Work it in. Slam it in. You're ready to go.

Slam it in. You're ready to go. Pull the slide back, chamber

You're ready to go. Pull the slide back, chamber around.

Pull the slide back, chamber around. Now you want to stare down the

Around. Now you want to stare down the barrel like so.

Now you want to stare down the barrel like so. And remember to squeeze the

Barrel like so. And remember to squeeze the trigger.

And remember to squeeze the trigger. Don't pull it or you're probably

Trigger. Don't pull it or you're probably gonna miss what you're shooting

Don't pull it or you're probably gonna miss what you're shooting at.

Gonna miss what you're shooting at. And be careful never to point a

At. And be careful never to point a weapon at anyone.

And be careful never to point a weapon at anyone. It's safety first always.

Weapon at anyone. It's safety first always. That's it.

It's safety first always. That's it. You've just loaded a 9mm

That's it. You've just loaded a 9mm handgun.

You've just loaded a 9mm handgun. [ thud ]

Handgun. [ thud ] thanks for stopping by.

[ thud ] thanks for stopping by. And don't forget to comment and

Thanks for stopping by. And don't forget to comment and tell us how you like us down

And don't forget to comment and tell us how you like us down below.

Tell us how you like us down below. And, remember, I'm dale.

Below. And, remember, I'm dale. See ya.

[ ding ]

[ ding ]

[ ding ] [ ding ] [ dinging ]

[ ding ] [ dinging ] >> what is this?

Oh, shit!

Holy -- fuck. [ ringing ] oh, come on, come on, come on,

[ ringing ] oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on. Please answer. Fuck!

[ rings ] t-there's someone trying to break into my house!

T-there's someone trying to break into my house! Yeah, I-I'm at 400 agora way in

Break into my house! Yeah, I-I'm at 400 agora way in valencia.

Yeah, I-I'm at 400 agora way in valencia. Yes, yes, I'm in danger.

Valencia. Yes, yes, I'm in danger. There's trying to come in the

Yes, yes, I'm in danger. There's trying to come in the house!

There's trying to come in the house! Hurry! Please!

House! Hurry! Please! [ television plays

Hurry! Please! [ television plays indistinctly ]

>> this is my third child. [ cellphone ringing ]

>> hey, what's up? >> [ staticky ] get out of your house right...

>> [ staticky ] get out of your house right... Lyn...

House right... Lyn... >> what? Why?

Lyn... >> what? Why? >> lyn, please just get out of

>> what? Why? >> lyn, please just get out of your house right now.

>> lyn, please just get out of your house right now. Either go out the front...

Your house right now. Either go out the front... >> what are you talking about?

Either go out the front... >> what are you talking about? >> lyn, listen to me, please!

>> what are you talking about? >> lyn, listen to me, please! Just get out of the house

>> lyn, listen to me, please! Just get out of the house right...

Just get out of the house right... I'm not...

Right... I'm not... Get out.

I'm not... Get out. >> liz?

Get out. >> liz? >> lyn!

>> liz? >> lyn! [ ding ]

>> lyn! [ ding ] >> shit.

[ ding ] >> shit. [ object clatters ]

>> shit. [ object clatters ] hello?

[ object clatters ] hello? Is somebody there?

[ slam ] [ screams ] [ static ]

[ crying, groaning ]

[ crying, groaning continue ]

[ sirens wailing ] [ crying, groaning continue ]

[ wailing continues ]

[ thud ]

>> well, were you able to get a look at his face? >> no. He was wearing a mask.

Look at his face? >> no. He was wearing a mask. Why would anyone do this?

>> no. He was wearing a mask. Why would anyone do this? >> can I, uh, talk to you

Why would anyone do this? >> can I, uh, talk to you outside for a minute?

>> can I, uh, talk to you outside for a minute? Will you excuse us?

Outside for a minute? Will you excuse us? >> [ sighs ]

Will you excuse us? >> [ sighs ] >> where's your husband?

>> [ sighs ] >> where's your husband? >> I'm not married.

>> where's your husband? >> I'm not married. >> what about the father?

>> I'm not married. >> what about the father? >> he's not in the picture.

>> what about the father? >> he's not in the picture. >> he should be here.

>> he's not in the picture. >> he should be here. >> what?

>> he should be here. >> what? >> the father -- he should be

>> what? >> the father -- he should be here.

>> the father -- he should be here. Don't you think?

Here. Don't you think? >> that's really none of your

Don't you think? >> that's really none of your business.

>> that's really none of your business. Thank you.

[ indistinct conversation ]

[ vehicle door opens, closes ]

[ jazzy music plays ]

[ engine running ] [ engine shuts off ]

>> see? No one's here. Um, I'll -- I'll see you soon,

No one's here. Um, I'll -- I'll see you soon, okay?

Um, I'll -- I'll see you soon, okay? [ ding ]

Okay? [ ding ] >> everything's good.

[ ding ] >> everything's good. >> okay.

>> everything's good. >> okay. Um, I'm -- I'm just gonna take a

>> okay. Um, I'm -- I'm just gonna take a few minutes and pack some stuff

Um, I'm -- I'm just gonna take a few minutes and pack some stuff and I'll out, okay?

Few minutes and pack some stuff and I'll out, okay? >> I'll be outside if you need

And I'll out, okay? >> I'll be outside if you need anything.

>> I'll be outside if you need anything. >> okay. Thank you.

Anything. >> okay. Thank you. [ door opens, closes ]

Hey, I've been trying you for the last 20 minutes. Just call me back as soon as you

The last 20 minutes. Just call me back as soon as you get this.

Just call me back as soon as you get this. [ ding ]

[ keyboard clacks ] [ knock on door ] max?

Hey! Hey!

Turn around! >> ugh! [ thud ]

>> ugh! [ thud ] [ groaning ]

>> [ gasps ] [ exhales raggedly ] help!

[ gasps ] [ object clatters ] [ breathing heavily ]

[ object clatters ] [ breathing heavily ] [ screaming ]

[ breathing heavily ] [ screaming ] [ gasping ]

[ screaming ] [ gasping ] oh, god.

[ gasping ] oh, god. Oh!

Oh, god. Oh! [ gasping ]

Oh! [ gasping ] [ screams ]

[ gasping ] [ screams ] [ door locks ]

[ breathing heavily ] [ door thudding ] [ lock rattling ]

[ screaming ] [ groans ] [ screams ]

[ groans ] [ screams ] ugh!

[ screams ] ugh! Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh! [ grunts ]

[ grunting ]

[ knife clatters ] [ gasping ]

Okay. Okay. [ gasping ]

Okay. [ gasping ] [ dog barking in distance ]

[ engine turns over ] [ engine revving ]

[ groaning ]

[ groaning continues ] oh, my god. [ breathing heavily ]

Oh, my god. [ breathing heavily ] [ groaning ]

[ gasping ]

[ groaning ]

[ gasping ] [ groans ] [ crying ] oh, my god.

[ groans ] [ crying ] oh, my god. [ gasping ]

[ crying ] oh, my god. [ gasping ] [ grunting ]

[ gasping ] [ grunting ] [ gasping ]

Oh, my god. [ groans ] ow.

[ groans ] ow. [ gasping, groaning ]

[ crying ] [ ding ]

>> liz? Liz, it's me.

>> do you know where we are? >> I don't know. [ breathing heavily ]

>> I don't know. [ breathing heavily ] there are others out here that

[ breathing heavily ] there are others out here that are doing this, too.

There are others out here that are doing this, too. I've seen them on the monitor.

Are doing this, too. I've seen them on the monitor. [ metal scrapes ]

I've seen them on the monitor. [ metal scrapes ] what was that?

[ metal scrapes ] what was that? >> I don't know.

What was that? >> I don't know. >> they're watching everything.

>> I don't know. >> they're watching everything. [ ding ]

[ ding ] >> max. Max!

>> max. Max! >> liz, you got to listen to me.

Max! >> liz, you got to listen to me. Behind this --

>> liz, you got to listen to me. Behind this -- >> max, can you hear me?

Behind this -- >> max, can you hear me? >> you got to listen to me.

>> max, can you hear me? >> you got to listen to me. This is a recording.

>> you got to listen to me. This is a recording. I saw it yesterday.

This is a recording. I saw it yesterday. >> somebody help!

I saw it yesterday. >> somebody help! >> in a few seconds, someone's

>> somebody help! >> in a few seconds, someone's gonna come in, and they're

>> in a few seconds, someone's gonna come in, and they're gonna --

Gonna come in, and they're gonna -- >> help!

Gonna -- >> help! >> no.

>> help! >> no. >> somebody!

>> no. >> somebody! Help!

>> somebody! Help! [ screams ]

Help! [ screams ] [ shrieking ]

[ sobbing ]

[ sobbing ] max! I'm so sorry!

[ sobbing continues ]

[ ding ]

[ inhales sharply ] no! Damien!

No! Damien! >> ugh!

Damien! >> ugh! >> [ screams ]

>> ugh! >> [ screams ] [ metal clanging ]

[ sobbing ] [ ding ]

[ sobbing continues ]

[ hinges creak ] [ screams ]

[ chain clatters ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ breathing raggedly ]

[ gasps ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ screams ]

[ screams ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ footsteps approach ]

[ alarm blaring ]

[ clang ] [ blaring continues ]

[ screams ]

Where the fuck is he?! Where?! He's not here!

Where?! He's not here! [ blaring continues ]

[ breathing heavily ] [ engine revving ] [ screams ]

[ engine revving ] [ screams ] [ gasping ]

Oh, god. Come on. [ shrieks ]

Come on. [ shrieks ] come on.

[ shrieks ] come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. [ gasping ]

[ engine revving ]

[ tires squeal ]

[ screams ] [ glass shattering ] [ metal clattering ]

[ door dinging ] [ metal clattering ] [ footsteps approach ]

>> wah!

>> [ grunting ] [ vocalizes ] [ chuckles ]

[ vocalizes ] [ chuckles ] [ vocalizes ]

[ ding ]

[ pop ]

[ pop ]

>> [ groans ] [ screaming ]

[ gagging ]

[ coughing ]

[ groaning ]

[ groaning continues ] [ shrieking ]

[ ding ]

[ keyboard clacks ]

>> [ british accent ] tell her what I saw on there the other night.

What I saw on there the other night. >> [ british accent ] oh,

Night. >> [ british accent ] oh, shut up.

>> [ british accent ] oh, shut up. >> [ laughs ]

Shut up. >> [ laughs ] >> what did you see, dad?

>> [ laughs ] >> what did you see, dad? >> I saw a man in a bunny

>> what did you see, dad? >> I saw a man in a bunny costume having a wank.

>> I saw a man in a bunny costume having a wank. >> he loves provoking these

Costume having a wank. >> he loves provoking these twits whenever he goes on here.

>> he loves provoking these twits whenever he goes on here. >> [ laughing ]

Twits whenever he goes on here. >> [ laughing ] >> don't do that, dad.

>> [ laughing ] >> don't do that, dad. You don't know who these people

>> don't do that, dad. You don't know who these people are.

You don't know who these people are. >> dad?

Are. >> dad? [ keyboard clacks ]

>> dad? [ keyboard clacks ] [ jazzy music plays ]

[ ominous music plays ]

[ ding ]