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We are on the air and we are live, baby.

Come on, action.

I...

Cut. Where is the gal

who moved all the way across the U-S of A

to find fame and fortune?!

Where is my spunky Dorothy

and her sparkly red shoes?

I asked you a fucking question!

Please don't... please don't hurt me...

I'm begging you. Please...

All right, fuck it.

Pull over, let's get this throat-cutting hoo-haw

- over with. - No, no. No, no... no, no...

How is that helping, exactly?

You are sitting next to a sociopath,

who has, by definition, zero human empathy,

so how does caterwauling

fit into your survival plan here?

If it's male chivalry those puppy dog eyes

are meant to appeal to,

newsflash: it's 2020, Nancy Pelosi,

time to put your big girl pants on.

You can't have it both ways.

You can't expect men to open the door for you cunts,

and then whine that we don't treat you like equals!

Ooh...

Ahh...

help!

Help!

Help!

Someone help, please!

Help!

Someone help! Help!

Didn't I tell you...

how much I hate

that fucking female noise?

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

There's, there's a man...

there's a man that has a knife, and he's trying to kill me.

Are you driving, ma'am?

If you are, I need you to pull over.

No, I... I can't. He's gonna... He's gonna find me...

Okay, ma'am, we're going to send a car to meet you

- at Sunset and Crescent Heights. - What? I... I don't...

I don't know where that is.

We've got your location, all you need to do

is keep driving down the hill

exactly as you're doing, and at the bottom,

- you'll see a gas station. - But... I don't...

I don't want him to find me.

I don't want him to find me...

We have officers to meet you there.

I'm going to stay on the line with you, okay, ma'am?

Okay.

Okay, thank you.

What's your name?

Uh... uh, my, my name's Clare.

We have a unit headed to the house, ma'am.

- Can you confirm the address? - There... there's a, there's a body...

there's... there's a bag in... in the back of the car,

and he said that...

it's, there is a body...

Stay here.

You think this is funny?

Excuse me?

Come with me right now.

What?

What's wrong?

Officer?

Here's the comedian.

Your sorority put you up to this or what?

You want to explain that?

I don't...

Negative on the suspect.

He said... he said there was a, a body, uh...

a little girl.

Unit's leaving the house.

Nothing there but a couple of pissed off old people.

He texted me. I... I can, I can show you his texts.

His texts are gone.

I... I don't understand.

- And... and his profile, too. - We're not gonna charge you

with filing a false police report.

But you so much as toss a piece of gum on the street,

we're coming back for you.

Hey! Wha... Uh, what happened? Did you, uh,

did you dump a body in the hills or something?

Don't worry about those guys. Those guys are assholes.

They're always coming in here and talking about the trans fats

in the footlongs, like this is

Cafe fucking Gratitude. What is that?

Is that yours?

Ma'am? Hey. Uh, hey.

Excuse me, are you, uh, are you,

do you think you're gonna leave that here?

You can keep her, I won't judge.

No, I'm... I'm, I'm not into that, at all.

Not that I'm... Not that there's anything wrong with that,

necessarily, you know, people...

you know, I don't want to kink-shame anyone,

but, um, I digress.

Uh, my manager, Vlad... you guessed right, Russian mob...

he, um, he does these, um, sort of random,

uh, garbage spot checks in the middle of the night

sometimes, 'cause he's a psychopath,

so... I, um... so I guess what I'm trying to say is

I don't... lady, I don't think you can leave your doll here.

Okay? I... 'Cause, um... like, like I said,

Vlad's gonna make it my problem, and uh, you know,

I... I really, I need this job, so I can't...

I can't... I... I can't keep it in my car.

Okay... Okay. Yeah. Uh. Okay. Don't worry about it.

- I'll... I'll fish it out. - I'm sorry.

That's okay.

I'm an Orbit driver and I had a...

a really scary passenger and I am...

I'm just trying to get back home.

Well, if you don't want him bothering you anymore,

it's, it's easy. You can just throw up a firewall,

or you can, uh, encrypt your profile's GUI.

I don't know what that means.

Oh, it's, it's super simple.

I can do it for you in a nanosecond.

I'm a... It's what I'm going to school for, I'm a programmer.

I know, it's a bit of a cliché, the Indian programmer guy,

but it's better than the 7-11 Indian guy, so...

Uh, yeah, okay... I'm, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna go now, 'cause, um... yeah.

- Um... - 'Kay.

- But thank you. - No problem.

St... stay safe out there.

Wow.

You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Uh... Kansas. Because your... license plate?

Right. Yeah. Okay. See you.

♪ I come home in the morning light ♪

♪ My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?" ♪

♪ Oh, Mama dear, we're not the fortunate ones ♪

♪ And girls, they wanna have fun... ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪

- ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ - _

- ♪ They just wanna, just wanna ♪ - _

- _ - ♪ Just wanna, just wanna ♪

♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪

♪ When the working day is done ♪

♪ Oh girls, they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun. ♪

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