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**
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Announcer: On the other hand,
there are ears who see too much.
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[ Phone dialing ]
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[ Phone ringing ]
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Dustin:
Have you seen him?
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Grave: I have.
Where?
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What was he doing?
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He was putting up fliers that
say "have you seen this man?"
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with pictures of himself
on it.
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How did he look?
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Did he seem fulfilled
in his life?
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Not really.
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Man: Damn it! Damn it!
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Damn it!
[ Crying ] Damn it!
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But I followed him
for a few hours.
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You did?
What did he do?
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You walked into the woods,
pretty deep,
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and crawled into a hole.
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I did?
Am I in there now?
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You're just sitting
there thinking.
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What am I
thinking about?
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How am I
supposed to know?
Oh, come on!
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Use your eyes!
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He's thinking about -- about
when he was a kid.
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Announcer: Dustin Okus assumed
his father was just distant,
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or didn't love him,
until the day he discovered
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the man actually had
a medical condition.
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It's called Being A Dick.
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**
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**
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Receptionist: You're late!
Dr. Lenyrrt is waiting.
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And open up, please.
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Ahh.
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**
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It comes in all shapes
and sizes.
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I told you not to
bug me at work.
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Creepy Voice: But...
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I missed you.
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[ Muttering ]
Is everything okay?
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Yes. Yes, fine.
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It sounded like
you were talking.
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It's a --
a new technique.
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Uh, we talk
to the teeth.
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Cutting-edge dental-ry.
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Ohh!
Okay, sounds cool.
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[ Whispering ] Look, you almost
got me into trouble.
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Don't be so uptight.
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Come on, one quick smooch
and I leave you alone.
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[ Chuckles ]
Don't be cray right now.
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Shh!
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At least send down
the fresh meat.
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Don't you ever
get enough?
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Okay, what is going on
here?!
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No cops! It's nothing!
I -- it's just...
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I'm --
It's just that I'm...
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in, uh, love with you.
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For real?
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Why didn't you say?
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I'm just shy,
'cause I --
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I love you so much.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, you make me
so happy, darling.
Yeah.
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So listen, let's get married
and go on our honeymoon.
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Fun!
Oh, where should we go?
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Oh, I know a place!
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Right down here!
[ Laughs ]
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I gotta finish work, but why
don't you go on your own
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and I'll catch up
with you.
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You'll need these.
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**
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I gotta be honest,
I've never done this before!
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Am I doing it right?
-Don't worry, baby boy!
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All marriages hurt
at first.
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You're doing so great!
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So hot.
[ Moans ]
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Announcer:
In the middle of his first
serious relationship,
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Dustin made a major discovery
behind a stone --
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the 27th letter
of the Alphabet.
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No one knew
another letter existed,
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but there it was -- plain as
the pudding on your stupid face.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I believe this letter
will lead to new words.
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Words for things
we've heretofore
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had no way of expressing
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Which could lead
to new ideas,
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new emotions.
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Perhaps man will develop
a new organ,
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a new lobe of the brain
capable of perceiving
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a new magnitude of reality,
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one that contains
a new state of grace.
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At the very least
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there'll be new foods,
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or at minimum -- new meats.
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Which would naturally
lead man to new gravies.
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This is to say
nothing of new sides.
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Or mayhaps
a whole new specie,
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an advanced creature 1/27th
more conscious than us.
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It'd be a gradual--
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[ Dramatic music playing ]
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Announcer:
There is no way to describe
the horror visited upon Dustin
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without using words
that contain the letter.
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The closest we can safely say
is that it made the Black Plague
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look like a jazz festival.
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It made Hiroshima look like
a tap dancing pill bug...
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[ Tap dancing ]
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It made the Holocaust look like
a children's party magician...
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[ Fanfare plays ]
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[ Balloon pops,
blood splatters ]
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[ Children screaming ]
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It's here! A new meat!
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We did it!
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[ Children chanting
"Fresh meat!" ]
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Announcer:
A magician who discovered
a new and nobler meat,
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derived from ether not beast.
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So the world had no more need
to raise animals
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merely to suffer
and slaughter like beef.
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The animals were thrilled --
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this non-sentient meat
was their Jesus.
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It took on their pain so they
could focus on other hobbies.
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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]
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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]
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Show business
filled its destiny
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as the true savior
of planet Earth.
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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]
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[ Fanfare plays, balloon pops ]
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And the winsome gobs stoked
Dustin's hope
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they'd be kind enough
to absorb his pain too.
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[ Meat groans ]
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[ Meat groans ]
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When it martyrously obliged,
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Dustin went on a pain spree
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abusing himself with the gusto
of a teenage girl at shy camp.
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The sweet meat lapped up
every twitch of suffering
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like a biscuit sops gravy
at sauce camp.
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He couldn't get enough
of the meat's generosity.
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Every screech of agony
was proof someone cared.
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We. All. Love.
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To. Feel. Loved.
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One day, he looked up
and realized
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he couldn't
tell himselves apart.
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Lost track which me he was.
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Both haunted
by the same queasy thought --
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what if I'm really him
and he's really me?
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What if I'm not the man?
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What if I'm the meat?
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Dustin:
Now I've gone missing.
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For the life of me
I can't track myself down.
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If you can still see me,
can you ask me
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if I know
if I'm me or not?
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Grace:
There's gotta be one thing that
separates man from his meat.
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You mean this pit of misery
burning in my chest?
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[ Dramatic music playing ]
Is it so strong
you can see it?
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[ Sobbing ]
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Hello?
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Can you?
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Hello?
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No matter how much
numbing perversion
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Dustin shoved in,
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his ravenous yearn
only grew emptier, abyssier.
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One day, Dustin realized
he needed to give a name
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to his nameless ache --
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he dubbed it Bry-Bry.
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His emptiness
was finally fed up
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with the depth
of Dustin's dumbth...
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and went looking
for better life.
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**
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An inner abyss out on its own
for the first time
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often feels nervous.
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But when you're forced to sleep
in the park...
[ Screams ]
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[ Burps ]
...wonderful things happen.
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[ Screams ]
It gorged on the happy,
the healthy,
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and any other suckers it could
trick into the lips of its gape.
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The pickings were so thick
the chasm grew portly.
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Then it got finicky.
[ Burps ]
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With no hole to fill his heart
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Dustin felt
more hollow than ever.
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He was tortured by visions
of the fun
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his pit was having without him.
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He had to accept that his void
was avoiding him.
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He'd taken his abyss
for granted.
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He knew what he had to do.
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Bry-Bry!
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Bry-Bry!
Here, Bry-Bry!
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Come on, bro-bro!
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He used his special hole call.
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[ Vocalizes ]
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**
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[ Pounding,
muffled screaming ]
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It tickled
as his prisoners pounded
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and scratched for release,
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but he didn't let
their negative energy
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drag him down to their level.
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[ Whistling ]
It gave him confidence.
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Knowing he was free
fulfilled him to no end.
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His prisoners stumbled, wailing
through the black of his chasm
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until one of the discovered the
thing that changed the game --
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the 28th letter
of the alphabet.
[ Applause ]
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It made the 27th letter
look like a jelly bean
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doing tricks to impress
and ultimately seduce a peanut.
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[ Moaning ]
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It gave them the knowledge
and skills to grow acres
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of vibrant crops
to sustain their community.
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It became a voidtopia,
their lives rich with revelry,
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and they never thought
of the outside world again.
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But Dustin felt so sorry for his
captives he made it his mission
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to explore
the outer edges of his freedom
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so their suffering
wouldn't be in his vain.
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**
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[ Thud! ]
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[ Pounding ]
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I'm trapped in infinity!
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I can't breathe.
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Get me outta here!
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Get me out of everywhere!
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Announcer:
He just needed someone,
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anyone from the empty world
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to let him out.
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[ Muffled screaming, pounding ]
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[ Muffled screaming, pounding
continue ]
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[ Muffled screaming, pounding
continue ]
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