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♪ Magic is real here ♪

♪ Far away from home ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ When witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool ♪

♪ The moon is our friend ♪

♪ I wanna stay with you ♪

♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

♪♪

Toothpaste. A-thank you.

Pillow. A-thank you.

And you got a lot of pajama options here, Hedgehog.

Well, this is the first time

I'm going to a coven sleepover with the witches.

It's a humungo deal and could affect my entire future

as a full mature witch woman,

so I want to look cool, you know?

Okay. What do you want your pajamas to say?

This pair says, "I sleep with at least three night lights,"

and this one says, "I never stay up past 9:00 p.m."

[ Sighs ] All my pajamas look like

they came from Dorks 'R Us!

What about pajama bottoms with a cool T-shirt?

Can I pull that off? Sure!

Confidence can pull off anything!

Ugh, I'm so nervous.

Maybe some relaxing tea will calm my nerves.

This isn't working.

So much tea.

I think this is the spot?

Geez, where'd they get this map, Maps 'R Us?

Ugh! I'm doing it again!

Hush, child.

These are just the familiar fumes of overnight anxiety.

Every time I have a sleepover at your house,

my mom and I have a special "code" in case

if I want to be picked up.

Let's come up with a code for you.

Okay. How about...

Ooh, I got it! When you want to be picked up,

just go to a window and say, "Hoo hoo!"

Are you sure?

There are tons of owls around here.

Hoo hoo! Ah!

Yeah! Let's do owls.

All right.

Having a secret code does make me feel a little better.

[ Wind howls ]

♪♪

Oscar, scram!

Hoo, me?

[ Giggles ]

All: Rise, tenderfoot.

Whoa!

♪♪

You guys keep Hedgehog here.

I'm gonna go in, turn on the lights, and set up.

Is this an old cabin or something?

Nope!

It's an old schoolhouse from when camp was a witch school.

What? Really?

Yeah, check it out.

Here is a class picture.

Before camp became what it is now,

witches would come here to learn magic.

Whole milk cow, that sounds so cool!

It was! I loved it so much

that I decided to stay on as a counselor.

Okay. Ready to begin this coven's

most sacred sleepover?

We're ready! Ready!

Totally ready. Hoo hoo hoo.

[ Panting ] Hedgehog!

Everything okay?

Oh, yeah. I'm okay.

That was just a real owl.

Oh, my bad.

Baby Oscar! What are you doing here?

I just thought I heard an owl.

Yeah, they're everywhere.

Get lost!

Okay, everybody inside.

[ Inhales sharply ]

Okay. First -- my speech.

Hedgehog, I know you're a dumb baby with Oscar,

but now you're with us. You got to be cool.

Witches get their powers from being with each other.

Being a witch is 50% spellwork

and 50% getting along,

so absolutely no being a scaredy baby, okay?

Got it! All right.

Time for the tour.

Here is the old potions room, the old spells room,

and the old flying room.

Hmm. Still got a lot of scars from this one.

Ooh, too much tea. Got to pee.

Where's the bathroom?

Oh, it's out back, about 100 feet away

under the old gnarled tree and covered in spooky cobwebs,

and it's almost definitely haunted.

Uh... But that's okay, right?

Because you're not going to be a scaredy baby about anything?

Nope. Because I'm gonna hold my pee in all night.

Uh, what was that? Nothing.

Okay. Each coven cutie gets to pick an activity.

For my activity, I pick Boy Band Karaoke!

Whoo!

Who wants to be whom?

I'll be Baby Dylan since he's the cutest,

and, you know, I'm also the cutest.

Boy Band voices potion.

[ As Baby Dylan ] Hey, gals, who wants an autograph?

[ Laughter ]

[ As Dream Boy ] Your turn, Hedgehog!

No, this is just future pee.

What, you scared of a little potion?

Oh, uh, I was thinking about what I want my first words

as Decent Boi to be.

[ As Decent Boi ] I have a crush on myself!

Okay, pretty good.

Let's get this activity started!

♪ Every night and every day ♪

♪ I've got to, I've got to say ♪

♪ I love, love, I love today ♪

♪ My heart doesn't beat the same ♪

♪ Girl, girl, what's your name? ♪

♪ Let's get on a bus ♪

♪ Then on a plane ♪

♪ Let's get serious ♪

♪ Let's get serious ♪

♪ Let's get serious ♪

Great job, boy band!

Shirley Temples for everyone!

Ugh.

What's wrong, Hedgehog?

Not enough maraschino cherries?

I'll top you off.

Ha. Actually, I don't really like Shirley Temples.

I think I'm kind of a Roy Rogers girl myself, but thanks!

Not cool, Hodgepodge.

Okay, coven.

Now it's... [ Coughs ]

Hoo!

Hedgehog, are you... Oh, whoops.

Ah, fiddlesticks. Oscar, what are you doing?

Uh, well...

[ Whimpering ]

Oh, I see.

You came to get Hedgehog!

She called you with some sort of secret code

because she's scared.

What? A code?

That's sick!

You think we have a code.

Like she hooted like an owl, and I heard it,

and I came to rescue her? I knew it!

She's just a scared baby, and she needed her baby friend.

Susie, come on.

That's not what's going on here.

Hedgehog is cool.

Oscar just wants to be included.

Right, Hedgehog?

Yep, totally.

Okay. I guess I buy it.

Uh, you can leave, bubby elephant.

Sorry, Oscar!

Dang! I swear she was calling me that time.

Now back to my activity.

It cannot be interrupted,

so if anyone has got to use the loo, go now.

I'm good. Drained the faucet already.

And, Hedgehog, you got to pee?

Huh, what? No way.

Dry as a bone, baby. Okay.

Then I choose to do "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board,"

the most sacred coven game which requires each witch

to be in deep spiritual connection with the others.

Hedgehog, you can be the board.

Lie here. Okay, I'll be the board. Sure.

To really levitate takes a lot of concentration and relaxation.

How's your concentration?

I feel very focused.

Okay. Lights down.

Aromatherapy.

Relaxing waterfall sounds.

[ Water flowing ]

Concentrate, Hodgepodge.

All: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather...

High as a bird!

Oh, man.

Not more water!

Light as a feather, far as a star!

Susie! What?

It's just drizzle, a sweet tinkle, no big thingkle!

Come on. That's not cool.

Yeah, she's getting soaked!

Uh, it's just drizzle.

Ah!

Holy mush! Holy mush!

Holy mush!

Not gonna pee!

All: Heavy as a log! Heavy as a log!

Heavy as a log! Heavy as a log!

Alice: Geez, Hedgehog, you look rough!

You're all soaked.

Why don't you sit by the fire?

Yeah, we can squeeze you dry.

Good idea! No squeezing! Okay?

I got to go to the outhouse! Sure, yeah.

Go. We'll wait here.

Okay, but can y'all come with me because that's my activity.

To go pee with you?

"Covens that pee together are free together," right?

Yay! Yay!

Peeing together!

Yeah, come on, let's go!

Wait a minute.

Almost got me there, Hedgehog, but you're just scared

to go to the outhouse all by yourself, aren't you?

Nuh-uh! Okay, then prove it!

Go by yourself and come back with an actual activity to do.

Unless you're too scared,

in which case you can just go back to your cabin.

Fine! I'm going to the outhouse!

See you soon!

Maybe I'll just hang out there who knows!

Best pee of my life I bet.

Okay. This is fine.

This is doable.

One foot in front of the other.

That's it.

A bit more and you'll be letting loose.

Ah!

-Hoo! -Nope!

Too scary! Need Oscar!

Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!

Hoo hoo! The signal!

No wait. Be discerning, Oscar.

Not every single hoot is your friend calling for help.

Give her some credit, for grape's sake.

Hoo? Oscar, hoo?

[ Witches giggling ]

All right, then. Watch me go!

Hoof, hoof, hoof, hoof!

Wow, it's so dark, I can't even tell how scary it is in here!

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh.

Moon: Hey, Hedgehog, what're you doing,

taking a secret pee?

I'll turn around. It's okay.

Your light just made me realize how not scary this outhouse is.

Look at this old graffiti.

Nancy Wallace was here.

What year is it?

I guess I'm pretty old and wrinkly now.

Whoa, cool.

Talking memories.

This outhouse is so scary my pits are getting hairy.

[ Chuckles ]

My pits are hairy too!

Huh. I'm Heather D.

I came here to pee where no one can see.

I love you, Ethan Pennington!

Cool! You hooted?

Ah!

Did I pick a bad time again?

Yes, I was doing number one!

Oops, I'm sorry.

I'll never use my eyes again. It's okay.

I'm done, but now I can't go back inside

because the girls totally heard me scream like a baby just now.

I have an idea.

Well, well, look's who's back,

Miss Scaredy Cat 2000 afraid to use the loo by herself.

Guess your trial run is over, Hodgepodge.

Wait, why?

Uh, you screamed in the loo.

Unh-unh, I didn't scream in no loo.

That was a screeching owl you heard.

Listen. Oscar: Ah!

Uh, that sounds like a kid scream.

Ah! Ah!

Hey! Ahh!

Yo, okay stop. Ah!

Sounds like a screech owl to me.

All right, Hodge. I guess you're still in.

Yay!

Oscar, bless you.

Oscar, stop screaming!

You're making me angry!

[ Screaming ]

Ah!

-Ah! Hedgehog, help! -Ah!

♪♪

♪♪

I love you, Ethan Pennington.