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♪ Magic is real here ♪

♪ Far away from home ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ When witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool ♪

♪ The moon is our friend ♪

♪ I wanna stay with you ♪

♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

♪♪

Hedgehog, I found another towel.

Great.

I can use it to make a wall for your games room.

Here.

How many rooms are there now?

Well, let's see.

We have your room, my room, common area,

breakfast nook, fancy bathroom with two sinks,

home theater.

Do we need anything else?

Well, I'm just thinking out loud here,

but how about a room with like,

lots of guitars hanging on the walls?

I don't know. Is that dumb?

It's not really your aesthetic

but you're capable of change.

Yeah!

Boing, byam, byam, byam, bya-am!

Oh, jeez, this guitar is really out of tune.

Bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm!

[ Knocks on door ]

Someone's at the front door!

Hello?

Aah. Hiya.

Are you Oscar the elephant from New Jersey?

I-I am.

I am a legal representative of the library,

and this is your notice of an overdue videotape.

Hedgehog, will you excuse me while I take care of this?

Oh, yeah, sure. Do your thing, man.

I'm pretty impressed that you're dealing with it

so promptly.

Thank you, Hedgehog.

-Oscar! -Almost overdue!

-Attend to me. -Oscar, please.

I'm so overdue. -Attend to me, Oscar.

[ Indistinct shouting ] [ Gasps ]

[ Shouting stops ]

Okay.

All done.

Thank you for your patience, Hedgehog.

I had to take care of that right away,

otherwise I'd forget.

Oscar, what did you just do exactly?

I put it in my later pile.

You want me to show you how it works?

No, I think I get it.

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Sighs ]

Aah!

O-Oscar, your system is terrible.

How do you sleep at night?

It's pretty lumpy.

No, I mean, don't you feel like your suffocating

under the weight of your unfinished tasks?

Oh.

No, not really. I'm gonna do it later.

Ugh!

Unsigned field trip forms, summer homework,

checks from your grandma that you never cashed?

[ Whispering ] Later.

Look, Oscar, I know this stuff is boring,

but I'll help you.

Together, we can blast through all this

and then we can relax and do something fun!

Like build a fort?

Exactly.

Ooh-kay.

Let's start with the one you just got.

[ Sighing ] Fine.

This is your final, final,

final, final, final, final, final,

final, [inhales deeply] final, final, notice

that your VHS copy of "Pretty Little Vampires"

is overdue.

Return to the library,

or there will be consequences.

Oscar!

We go to the library all the time.

Why didn't you bring it with you?

I like to walk with my hands in my pockets.

You know that. Ugh!

Come on. We're returning this right now.

Soon, my fort.

Margot: Hedgehog, Oscar,

what can I do for you two cuties?

We're returning this VHS of "Pretty Little Vampire."

Ah.

But, more importantly, we're teaching Oscar

how easy it is to do little tasks.

Oh, that's nice.

Anyway, here. Thank you.

See, Oscar? Easy as pie.

I never understood that expression.

Is pie easy? Isn't it hard to make?

Maybe it means easy to eat.

Uh, wait a second.

Is everyth--

Oh! Oh, okay. I see. I see.

This is part of the Vampirian Collection.

We had it on loan from Vampire Video.

You're gonna have to return it to the vampires themselves.

W-What?

Yeah, and if you don't return it by tonight,

"a vampire will come once a night

for the rest of your life and suck your blood."

What?!

Huh. "While you sleep."

Huh, yeah.

What?!

They take cinema very seriously.

[ Breathing heavily ] It's fine we'll go.

Vampire Video is in the crystal cave.

Here's a map. Thanks.

Here we go.

Okay, according to this map,

all we have to do is canoe across the lake,

down the waterfall,

into the ocean, through the rapids,

past the point of no return, and then we're at Vampire Cave.

Hey guys.

[ Both scream ] No, no no, it's okay.

It's me.

Who are you?

Oh, sorry.

Eh?

Oh, hey, Alligator chef.

So...

I heard you guys were headed to Vampire Video?

Yeah.

Oh, cool, cool, yeah. Hey -- Oh, hey!

Would you mind returning this for me?

While you're there? Since you're going?

I guess so.

Ah, thanks.

That place gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Hey, guys. Both: Hey, Blanche.

I heard everything you guys said,

and...

would you take mine, too?

What? Really?

Mine, too! Hunh!

-Mine too! -Here!

[ Shudders ]

Good thing I brought my backpack!

Hedgehog: ♪ Dobede-dobede- dobede-dobede-do ♪

♪ Canoe across the lake ♪

♪ Easy as pie ♪

♪ Down the waterfall ♪

♪ Eating it, not baking it ♪

♪ Into the ocean ♪ Whoa!

Although I bet baking is easier if you're a baker.

♪ Through the rapids ♪

[ Screams ]

♪ Past the point of no return ♪

Hey, guys, you sure you want to --

Oh.

Okay, see you later.

♪ Dobede-dobede-do ♪

[ Sinister music plays ] [ Electricity crackles ]

Easy as a...

Pie, Hedgehog?

Was it easy as pie?

♪♪

Hello?

Parking is 20 bucks.

Uh, we don't have 20 bucks. We're very young.

There's free parking --

over there.

♪♪

Yeah, makes sense.

[ Muzak plays ]

♪♪

Let's get this one.

Is it PG-1300? I can't watch those yet.

♪♪

Ugh! This always happens.

One of us wants to watch something stupid,

and the other wants to watch "She's All Bat."

[ Beeping ]

Okay. Just give the tape to the guy at the register.

Uh, I really don't want to talk to him.

He's intimidating.

Because he could suck your blood?

No, because he's older than us.

He has opinions. He probably drinks coffee.

He has facial hair.

[ Wind whistles ]

You know what?

I'm gonna go see if there's a drop box.

[ Groans ]

Huh, they're usually in the corner.

Sorry, guys, no drop box.

Max! You work here?

Part-time. I'm just a bat, not a full vampire.

[ Sighing ] Ahh. Great.

Can you take my return for me?

Sorry, I'm not cleared to do returns.

I just restock.

I do get to do a staff pick though.

♪♪

Don't worry.

You can just take it to Vann at the register.

Of course his name is Vann.

Okay, just tell me. How old is he?

17? 19?

19 1/2?

[ Coughs ] 20.

He's 20?!

Yeah, dude.

He's 20, Hedgehog.

Oscar.

I have a cousin who's 20.

He doesn't respect me.

He calls me Daniel.

Twenty shwenty.

I know it's scary and stressful,

but we've come too far for us to just turn around

for some smoldering 20-year-old.

The amount of dread you have right now?

It's all gonna turn into relief once you've done it.

Here.

I'll go return the tapes in my bag.

You'll see how easy it is.

Hey, just returning.

Cool.

Totally.

You wanna get a membership?

Sure.

Whoa, she's actually doing it.

That was amazing.

See? Easy as pie!

Pie, pie. You know what?

If you got a pre-made crust, it would be easy.

No one can even tell the difference.

Premade crusts are so high quality.

♪♪

Hey, cool guy.

♪♪

[ Chuckles nervously ] Hello, yes.

It is I, me, returning this video to you.

[ Chuckles nervously ] Cool, cool, cool.

Aaaaah.

I'm gonna need all employees to the front.

-Aw. -Jeez.

Just return it!

♪♪

It's empty, kid.

Oh!

Plus, that's Vampirian Collection.

You'll have to return that directly to the library.

What?! Margot said the VHS had to come here.

She specifically said we couldn't return at the library.

Uh, yeah. She must have the old policy.

Just return it to her tomorrow, dudes.

Argh!

Be...better...at...

talking...to... each other.

This was all for nothing.

Ugh!

♪♪

Whoa!

-Aw! -Come on!

Why for me is it hard?

♪♪

Good day to you, sir.

♪♪

Yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I definitely had the old policy.

Weird.

It's okay. I have my tape with me.

It's in there and everything.

[ Sighing ] Actually, the tape is so overdue,

we just ordered a new one.

Huh, good for us.

You can just keep it, Osc.

Bad customer service is kind of our thing.

Kind of like how not returning videos

is your thing.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

You know what, Oscar? Your system is fine.

I do everything, and it works out fine.

You do nothing, and it works out fine.

Everyone should just do what they want

in this world of chaos.

Agreed.

So, what do you want to do now?

Oh, you know what? I never actually watched this.

♪♪

[ Screaming ] [ Both scream ]

[ Both laugh ]

This is a noise violation.

You babies are too noisy.

Later pile. Later pile.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Whispering ] Later.