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♪ Magic is real here ♪

♪ Far away from home ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ When witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool ♪

♪ The moon is our friend ♪

♪ I wanna stay with you ♪

♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

♪♪

Ava: Hey, Pepper.

That's a nicely eyebrowed piece of pottery you've got there.

Max, what are you working on today?

It's a tornado-style pot.

Hedgehog, this is beautiful.

Thanks, Ava.

Guys, I've got to say,

your pottery skills are impro...

What kind of pot is that, Oscar?

It's a lint pot.

It's, uh, for bits of lint and stuff.

I don't think my pottery skills are improving.

Everyone else is so good.

I like your lint pot, Oscar.

It has feeling.

Sorry I'm late, everyone, but check it.

Lost it first thing this morning.

-Wow! -That's so cool.

Lucy, that's a huge deal.

You can have this grown-up cookie covered with toffees

because you don't have anything to lose.

Ooh, thanks!

Lucy, were you the last one of us to lose --

to -- to still have a baby tooth?

Well, I think Oscar still has a baby molar.

Right, Oscar?

Am I right?

Did he say "yes"?

He did?

I advise you to stop those vain judgments,

as a fellow citizen of permanent teeth.

A citizen of what?

I actually lost mine, too.

-Awesome! -Oscar, my bro!

Shushabee! Yeah, right. When?

This -- Last night.

Prove it.

Uh...

Yeah. Show us.

Mm, yes, prove it.

Of course. That's a very logical request.

I can respect that. It should be easy to prove.

I guess the easiest way to prove it would be to, uh...

Oh!

Ohhh.

You know what? I'm so dumb.

I completely forgot that I've been carrying

my baby tooth around with me in my pocket

since 9:00 last night. What?

I guess half this cookie belongs to you, Oscar.

-Yay! -Yeah!

Thanks for helping me out, Hedgehog.

No problem.

It's not like we're gonna be thrown in jail, or something.

Dirt.

Are you Oscar?

Yeah.

Molar Mole.

I've got a report of one newly dislodged baby tooth

of the molar variety.

Hand it here, please.

Uh...

[ Groans ]

Why not?

It's a fake.

For your sake, I hope you have a good lawyer,

you molar-faking swine!

[ Whistle blows ]

You're under arrest by the Molar Mole Fraud Squad.

Anything you say above ground

may be used against you underground.

Aren't you taking this way too seriously?

It's just a fake tooth.

Okay, let's go.

Hedgehog, call my lawyer!

You don't have one. You're a child.

Then call my mom!

Oscar!

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

This way.

That way, tough guy!

Alright. Alright. Hup, hup.

Inside!

Hedgehog! Oscar!

Hello. Who's this?

Bartholomole Hildebrandt Esquire,

finest lawyer in all Metropmolis!

Are you here to represent me?

Well, normally, yes, but it's Tuesday

and my name starts with a "B," so no can do.

Oh. But you can

borrow my law book.

I never use it 'cause I'm so good.

I'm so sorry I got you into this mess, Oscar.

I'm gonna get this straightened out as soon as I can.

Thanks, buddy. I know you will.

The book of Mole Law, complete and unabridged.

Just revised this morning, as a matter of fact.

Wait. I'll take that, Mr. Esquire.

I'm gonna be Oscar's lawyer.

Well, sure.

You can be his astronaut, as long as the judge doesn't mind.

Huh?

Law number one, the judge is always right.

Well, good luck, and don't mess up my book.

Thanks. Thank you.

Well, this is a lot to learn.

We'd better -- Trial's starting.

[ Spectators murmur ]

[ Gavel bangs ] Well, well,

if it isn't the shameless counterfeiter.

Hello.

Oscar, don't respond to that.

[ Munches ]

You must be a fool to have pulled this clumsy caper.

Here in Metropmolis,

we don't play by your silly above-ground ways.

Oscar, these laws are all nutso.

Honey is a vegetable?

Last week was all Tuesdays?

No salad for Dave?

What are we gonna do?

No, Oscar, these moles are imbeciles.

I'll run circles around them.

[ Gavel bangs ] Opening remarks.

Counselor, if you please.

Watch this. [ Clears throat ]

Ladies and gentlemoles of the jury, I ask you this.

What is free will, really?

During this trial, I intend to demonstrate

that Oscar's sheltered upbringing

has left him so impressionable

that he effectively lacks any agency at all.

I call this condition "impressionablitis."

Stop! I know you're new here, Counselor,

but all opening statements must be delivered

while standing on one leg.

Law 751.

Oh. Sorry.

As I was saying --

Stop! Law 87.

Anyone standing on one leg must also be touching her nose.

Okay.

Uh, so, as I was -- Stop!

So, when the trial is through, you will see then,

he can't help but do what it takes to fit in.

[ Panting ] Atrocious.

I suggest you brush up on your mole law, Counselor.

You found anything useful yet?

Mm, maybe this one?

It's about courtrooms being hippopotamuses on holidays

if the defendant is over 10 years of age.

Well, that leaves you out, you big baby.

Lucy?! [ Gavel bangs ]

Will the witness please take the stand?

Oops. Got to run.

Now, Lucy, the defense would have us believe

that you teased Oscar, and excluded him from the group,

making him desperate to fit in.

Is this true?

No, Your Honor. In fact, he teased and excluded me.

And just this morning, he -- he stole half my cookie!

[ Crying ]

Lucy, what are you doing?!

They're gonna put me in jail!

Pfft. Chill out, Oscar. It's only for six months.

Six months?! You got to tell them the truth.

Oh, we're all about truth, now, huh, cookie boy?

Stop! Bailiff, get her out of here!

[ Blows raspberry ]

But Judge, what about my cross-examination?

Uh...new law.

All Lucys shall not be cross-examined,

but rather, there'll be, um, lunch break instead.

[ Gavel bangs ]

Oscar: Mm, I think that went okay.

Yeah, maybe. But what are we gonna do?

I can't learn all these laws.

And even if I could, the judge will just add more.

Well, maybe instead of all the laws,

you could just focus on one, like a one-pronged attack.

One law. One law.

Hedgehog?

Hedgehog? Oscar, shh!

I'm scheming.

Judge: Now, Oscar, you must answer every question

and must follow all instructions,

and that's all there is to it.

Counselor, you may proceed.

Counselor?

That's it! What's it?

Hedgehog: Judge, if I may.

[ Whispers ]

Now, then, Oscar, will you please let the court know

where you were at 10:00 this morning?

No can do. I don't know how to tell time.

Also, I don't know what "court" means, or who Oscar is.

Stop! Why is Oscar putting on this foolish act?

'Cause Hedgehog told me to.

Counselor?

Judge, you just said Oscar is acting foolish,

which means he can't be a fool,

since he must act to seem like one.

Correct?

Yes. And...?

And so, I rest my case.

-What? What? -What do you mean?

Explain yourself.

Well, as a rotten little show-off, I'm glad you asked.

As you know, the first law of Metropmolis is

the judge is always right.

So, you were right when you said that Oscar is not a fool.

But, and I'm sure the stenographer will concur,

the second thing you said when we entered the courtroom was...

You must be a fool to have pulled this clumsy caper.

Therefore, if one must be a fool to have committed this crime,

and Oscar is no fool, then Oscar is free to go.

Ta-da.

[ Spectators murmur ]

Well, I know when I'm beat.

That was a truly fine display of Mole Lawyering.

Yeah, I'll say. That's the smartest thing you've done

since you made me that fake tooth this morning.

[ Gasps ]

[ Door slams ]

Are you mad at me?

Hedgehog? Um, okay.

Well, I'm gonna go poke around out there.

Maybe I can find the first mole?

The lawyer?

Hedgehog, great news!

What?

I found this dental mirror,

so we can look around corners when we escape!

Wow. Good job, Oscar.

Plus, I got the key to your cell.

Wha-- How?!

I found one of the guards, and pushed him over.

Oscar, I love you!

Now, let's get the heck out of this crazy place!

No guards around. They must all be pushed over, or something.

Let's go.

Look! There's a special door!

Maybe it leads to the surface!

Root beer time at last.

Pointed-hat lady!

Now you're attempting a criminal escape?!

Guards!

Oh, come on, Your Honor.

She was just trying to help me.

Because I was obsessed.

Obsessed with being embarrassed

because I was the late baby in my pottery group.

Yes, pottery group.

I was even embarrassed because I still have a baby molar.

But so what?

Yes, I have a baby molar. I can live with that.

What I can't live with is Hedgehog getting thrown in jail.

Take me! I'll go for twice her time.

Hmm? Hmm. Hmm.

How did it finally come out now?

Your baby teeth fall out when you're mature,

and that was a very mature speech you just gave.

It was? Oh, yeah.

I planned it out that way, quite maturely.

Hand it here, please.

♪♪

Baby tooth certificate.

That's bail.

You two are free to go.

♪♪

♪♪

Oscar, Hedgehog, where you have you been?

You both look so much older.

Wow, you can really tell?

I lost my baby tooth. And I'm a lawyer.

Oh. I meant because you both look so horrible.

[ Both laugh ]

♪♪

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Uh...new law.