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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I want to stay with you on Summer Camp Island ♪

♪♪

Come on, Lucy. You can do it. One more to win.

You're toast, Lucy.

I eat toast for breakfast.

♪♪

You're out, honey.

-Yeah! -No!

It's okay, Oscar.

All you got to do is make it to home base, and we win.

Got it. Who's up next?

Pepper! You're up!

[ Snoring ] Hmm?

[ Campers cheering ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Chanting "Easy out!" ]

[ Chuckles ]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Aah!

Put it right here.

Get ready for the heat, Pepper.

Ooooooh!

[ Snores ] Aah!

Yeah!

[ Panting ]

Rah!

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughter ]

It's not that funny, you guys.

[ Gasps ]

Ugh! No!

Oscar, you're too old for rainbow dinosaur underwear.

[ Laughter continues ]

You're out.

[ Laughs ]

Hedgehog, don't laugh at me!

Oscar, wait!

♪♪

Yep, my life is over.

♪♪

Thanks, Hedgehog.

Soothe me, chocolate bar.

[ Sighs ]

I just wish I could go back in time.

Why don't you just use the time-traveling quicksand?

Time-traveling quicksand? Of course!

We can travel back in time

and stop my underwear from showing.

Um, I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not?

My science-fiction novels

imply it's never a good idea to change the past.

Hey, Oscar.

Did your mom buy you that underwear?

Yes. What kid buys their own underwear?

[ Laughs ] Wonderful underwear!

Okay, this is bad. Let's go back in time.

Yes!

Is this the quicksand?

Only one way to find out.

[ Grunts ]

Wait, I don't think this is the quicksand.

Oh, wait. It is. I'm sinking.

Come on in. Feels great.

Okay. [ Grunts ]

Whoa.

I got you.

Do you know what to do?

I don't know.

We got to do something.

We're slowly sinking into oblivion.

Maybe we say something.Like what?

Maybe something as simple as, "Five minutes ago"?

[ Bell ringing ]

Whoa! Whoa!

Come on, Lucy! You can do it!

Whoa!

[ Gasps ] It worked!

This is your moment. Get ready.

Oh, yeah!

Oooooooh!

[ Snores ] Aah!

[ Panting ]

Not this time, pants.

Safe!

[ All cheering ]

[ Gasps ]

Yeah!

My pants are still on!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Cheering continues ]

[ Music plays ]

[ Fireworks whistling, popping ]

Oh, no.

Not today.

[ Cheering continues ]

You babies are too noisy, and I have a killer headache!

Be quiet!

[ Cheering stops ]

-Susie, no! -Wait, Sus--

That's better.

[ Silence ]

[ Clock ticking ]

[ Both gasp ]

♪♪

[ Bell rings ]

♪♪

Hey, guys. Game's about to start.

-We know! -We know!

Okay, Oscar, leave the basket and go.

[ Knock on door ]Go, go, go!

Headache prevention kit? I am starting to get a headache.

This is great!

Guess I've got a secret admirer

who doesn't want me to get a headache?

Which is exactly my type!

Guess I better go looking for my future boyfriend.

[ Organ playing ]

[ Campers cheering ]

[ Snores ] Aah!

Third time's a charm. Aah!

[ All cheering ]

[ Music plays ]

Hmm?

[ Mumbling ]

Was it you? You can just tell me.

It's okay.

Ohh!

All right, listen up.

One of you little jerks has a crush on me,

which is perfectly understandable.

I just want to know who it is.

So fess -- W-Whoa!

[ Both screaming ]

Who put this tent in my way?

[ All screaming ]

♪♪

-Ugh! -Ugh!

Why don't you just not wear dinosaur underwear?

[ Bell rings ]

Where are we?

I didn't say a time.

Did you say a time?

[ Thudding footsteps approaching ]

[ Roars ]

[ Both screaming ]

I'm sorry I wore dinosaur underwear!

Over there!

-Before the headache cure! -Before the headache cure!

-Hmm. -Hmm.

Hey, guys. Softball!

-We know! -We know!

What?

Here. If you get a headache, use this stuff.

It's definitely not from a secret admirer.

[ Both chuckle nervously ]

Okay, bye.

Those kids have such a crush on me.

♪♪

[ Fireworks whistling, popping ]

You think we did it?

I mean, if I wasn't so repulsed by Oscar and Hedgehog,

I'd actually find it kind of cute.

Mm-hmm. Totally.

[ Grill sizzling ]Hello!

You're not gonna catch fire or anything, are you?

We're not planning on it.

What a weird thing to say.

Okay, great.

I guess my sci-fi novels led me astray.

Guess everything's fine this time.

Hey, kid. You got some sweet slide skills.

Do you want to, like, join our team?

Me? Really?!

Look at you, Oscar!

Sure!

Okay, let's do this.

Together: Eeeeee!

[ Grunts ]

Aaaaaaah.

♪♪

[ Children shouting ]

Aaaah!

[ Children shouting ]

Come on, you can do this! You can do this!

♪♪

[ All gasp ]

[ All cheering ]

Oscar, I caught your fly...ball.

Oh. See ya.

Oscar, can we get a quote for the paper?

The thing about softball is there's nothing soft about it.

Excuse me, young man.

We represent a very exclusive softball camp in Milwaukee.

We would be absolutely delighted if you enrolled.

Yeah!

Hmm...

[ Knock on door ]

Hey, Oscar!

Oh, hey, Hedgehog. Come in.

Okay, yeah.

All packed yet?

Just about.

I can't believe you caught that fly ball.

Yeah, that was crazy.

I feel like we didn't hang out these past two months.

Yeah.

I made you a goodbye present.

Good luck at softball camp, Oscar.

It won't be the same here without you.

[ Door closes ]

♪♪

Wait a minute.

What am I doing?!

Hedgehog! Wait! Hedgehog!

I-I don't even like softball!

Where are we going?

I have to fix something.

Two months and five minutes ago!

[ Bell rings ]

Oooooooh!

Hm.

♪♪

[ All gasp ]

Out!

[ Laughter ]

Oscar, you're too old for rainbow dinosaur underwear!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

[ Guffaws ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

Oh, my...

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Oscar and Hedgehog laughing ]

Okay, it isn't really that funny.

[ Laughing continues ]

-Come on, guys. -It's not that funny.

-It's not really... -You guys are bananas.

♪♪

I don't even like softball!