Original subtitles

[Ominous Music]

CARAVAGGIO: You look well.

MARCUS: Thank you Car, I feel well.

Relaxed, chilled out.

You can't beat a nice hot bath after a long hard day.

A nice hot bath is almost as good as a...

Well it's pretty good, trust me.

So, where's Percy?

PERCY: There's no hot water.

In fact there's no water at all, Car?

CARAVAGGIO: It went off at twenty hundred hours.

I have scheduled a weekly reionization of the supply

and the disinfection of the lines.

PERCY: I'm quite aware of the weekly schedule thanks Car,

I thought I told you I was having problems

with the exchanger maintenance.

CARAVAGGIO: Indeed you did.

I knew that.

PERCY: So?

CARAVAGGIO: I'm afraid, I don't follow.

MARCUS: That's because you're a man, Car.

Well sort of.

CARAVAGGIO: I still don't follow you.

MARCUS: Well, obviously you were supposed to read her mind.

CARAVAGGIO: I do apologize, but I can assure you that if you

had asked I would have delayed the maintenance.

PERCY: I shouldn't have to ask.

CARAVAGGIO: Well, that would seem to be

the most logical approach.

MARCUS: That's because you're a man.

[Spaceship Sound Effect]

PERCY: Not too many women on the design team

that made you, huh Car?

CARAVAGGIO: None, so far as I am aware,

I'm not sure it would have made any difference.

I'm designed to display as best I can male characteristics.

I simply analyze the data and respond accordingly.

PERCY: How would you respond to a little deactivation?

CARAVAGGIO: I do hope that's a hypothetical question.

RUDOLPHO: I wouldn't count on it, Car.

TRAVIS: Better hope she doesn't deactivate you, Marcus.

PERCY: It wouldn't be hard.

MARCUS: Oh no?

PERCY: To deactivate you?

Just give me a sharp knife.

A very small sharp knife.

CALLISTA: Actually it wouldn't have to be all that sharp.

[Atmospheric Music]

MARCUS: So you're saying that Car's

at fault for being logical.

PERCY: Thoughtless, I think the word

you're looking for is thoughtless.

RUDOLPHO: Where have I heard that before?

CALLISTA: In your case everywhere.

RUDOLPHO: Have you been talking to my ex-wives?

MARCUS: And I suppose we'd be better off with a female AI?

PERCY: Or one that had been designed by a woman.

TRAVIS: You think?

PERCY: Why not?

TRAVIS: Yeah, why not Car?

CARAVAGGIO: It was felt that emotions might bring

unnecessary complications to my deductive processes.

CALLISTA: Oh yeah, I can imagine that being a big problem Car,

I mean imagine all that female fragility with no male ego.

Whatever would we do?

CARAVAGGIO: I don't claim perfection.

RUDOLPHO: Oh, I can smell that female replacement coming.

PERCY: You sure that's not something you ate?

RUDOLPHO: Careful I don't eat you.

CARAVAGGIO: Scanners are picking up an approaching object.

It is heavily armed.

TRAVIS: Evasive action, Car.

CARAVAGGIO: I'm afraid it might be too late.

[Heavy Crash]

[Explosion]

[Opening Theme Music]

TRAVIS: Everyone okay?

What do we got, Car?

CARAVAGGIO: I'm not sure. TRAVIS: Car!

CARAVAGGIO: I'm having trouble accessing some of my functions.

PERCY: I'm gonna take a look.

[Over Speaker] TRAVIS: Talk to me, Percy.

PERCY: Thruster have been knocked way out of line.

TRAVIS: Tell me something I don't know.

PERCY: I'm tearing them out, completely.

MARCUS: Percy!

PERCY: Yes, Marcus?

MARCUS: I'm getting a bad reading on the core loading,

so now would be good, yeah?

PERCY: Are you saying I should stop working

as slowly as possible?

RUDOLPHO: No, no, no, of course not, no.

No, you take your time, love, whenever you're ready.

CALLISTA: That'll help.

[Suspenseful Music]

TRAVIS: Do we know what that was yet, Car?

CARAVAGGIO: Still checking.

TRAVIS: Any other ships in the sector?

CARAVAGGIO: I can't find any.

TRAVIS: Is that a no, Car?

CARAVAGGIO: I can't find any.

TRAVIS: Rudolpho?

RUDOLPHO: Shepherd Control, this is Trans-Utopia calling,

are you receiving?

I repeat, Shepherd Control, this is Trans-Utopia calling,

are you receiving?

Car, are we transmitting?

Or receiving signals?

CARAVAGGIO: I'm afraid I don't know.

I'm picking up short range infrared signals,

but nothing beyond that.

RUDOLPHO: Well I haven't stopped sending the bloody things.

CARAVAGGIO: No.

MARCUS: Okay, we've got severe damage

to the exterior in hologist sector 12-A.

Car, has the integrity been breached?

Car!

CARAVAGGIO: I'm afraid I can't tell at the moment, Marcus.

You may have to do a manual check.

MARCUS: Have the instruments been damaged down there or what?

CARAVAGGIO: I don't know,

I think it might be me.

TRAVIS: Did you see that thing?

CALLISTA: Briefly.

TRAVIS: What do you think?

CALLISTA: Contact mine, flash or wave detonation.

By the state we're in I'd say it was pretty well armed.

Probably Thorium, maybe Altrunisium.

TRAVIS: Are we still armed?

CALLISTA: Well I wouldn't wanna run into a raider ship

in the next five minutes, I'll let you know.

[Over Speaker] TRAVIS: How's it looking,

Marcus?

MARCUS: Well it reads okay which is strange from what I saw.

I'm gonna run an instrument bypass just to be certain,

and then in the meantime I'll seal it up anyway.

TRAVIS: Okay, then make your way back.

MARCUS: Yeah, sure, will do.

[Explosions]

MARCUS: Everything all right?

RUDOLPHO: Not a bloody thing out of this.

CALLISTA: So what's new?

TRAVIS: What can you tell me, Car?

CARAVAGGIO: I'm afraid I'm struggling,

I'm not terribly well.

We have major problems,

but my autonomic functions would appear to be nominal.

TRAVIS: Bottom line?

CARAVAGGIO: We can maintain basic systems, life support,

ship's integrity, but beyond that I cannot say.

TRAVIS: Rudolpho, any improvement?

RUDOLPHO: No long range comms.

TRAVIS: We still sealed up tight, Marcus?

MARCUS: Yeah, but we're gonna have to put in for repairs,

again.

How long 'till Ring Shepherd?

PERCY: Two and a half,

maybe three days if the mains don't get any worse.

The vectors are totally out of wack.

CALLISTA: So is the targeting system.

MARCUS: What's the damage?

CALLISTA: It's too soon to say, I'm running a diagnostic now.

TRAVIS: We better find out where that thing came from

and what it was doing out there.

Marcus, let's get the beetles out and check for fragments.

[Spaceship Engine]

TRAVIS: Car, can you tell me anything about this mine?

Did you detect anything at all?

CARAVAGGIO: I'm sorry sir, I did not.

PERCY: Why not, Car?

That's what you're supposed to do.

CARAVAGGIO: That's true, but I was rather distracted.

PERCY: Not good enough, Car.

MARCUS: Come on Percy, you were arguing with him.

PERCY: What are you saying, it's my fault?

TRAVIS: Look, the point is you gotta get him

fixed up and back online.

MARCUS: Oh, and Percy.

PERCY: Yeah?

MARCUS: Try not to take all day.

PERCY: Don't make me deactivate you.

CALLISTA: Travis, we have a problem with the imagers.

TRAVIS: What is it?

CALLISTA: Looks like we can launch,

but we can't target anything.

TRAVIS: So what, we can't defend ourselves?

CALLISTA: Nope.

TRAVIS: Terrific.

[Spaceship Engine]

PERCY: Car?

Car?

Come on, Car!

CARAVAGGIO: Percy?

PERCY: Took your time didn't you?

CARAVAGGIO: No.

PERCY: Uh-huh, you're a bit of a mess.

CARAVAGGIO: I'm not quite myself,

I agree.

I hope you do not blame me for what happened.

PERCY: I don't blame you, it's just how you're made.

CARAVAGGIO: If you had asked me to delay the scheduled defense,

I would have done so.

PERCY: You're supposed to be able to admit when you're wrong.

Gonna have to do better.

CARAVAGGIO: Percy, I really don't think there's any--

TRAVIS: You think we can find out where he came from?

CALLISTA: If they bring back radiation signatures

and foldback levels.

RUDOLPHO: There's no reason why they shouldn't.

CALLISTA: Rudolpho, do you remember anything

about tear in weapons devices?

RUDOLPHO: Yeah, a little.

CALLISTA: If it came from this solar system

we'll figure it out.

TRAVIS: Better get to it then.

Percy, how are you getting on?

Percy?

PERCY: Car, if I'm gonna do a realignment on you,

it makes perfect sense that I would have

your substitute have some of the attributes that you're lacking.

Some emotion,

some ability to foresee unseeable parameters,

a little bit of intuition.

The ability to admit when you've made mistakes.

I feel bad.

Why do I feel bad, I should not feel bad.

Car, you know, I love you,

but lately you suck and I'd be just wasting an opportunity

if I didn't entertain myself

while coming up with this brilliant thing because really,

I have a very boring life.

Yup.

MARCUS: This would be so much quicker with Car.

CALLISTA: Thanks Marcus, that was helpful.

MARCUS: Yeah, well I'm just wondering what the hell

Percy's up to.

RUDOLPHO: Wonder quietly.

CALLISTA: Beronium alloy with traces of

malachite and alcinium.

Military.

RUDOLPHO: Definitely, and not perrine

CALLISTA: No.

Marcus, you got those readouts yet?

MARCUS: Yeah.

CALLISTA: Thanks.

Okay.

RUDOLPHO: Signature?

CALLISTA: Yeah, delta wave trigger matrix shells,

that's only Miles Special Ops.

RUDOLPHO: You sure?

CALLISTA: I'd know it anywhere.

You can call in the rest of the beetles.

MARCUS: Yeah.

PERCY: Okay, now repeat after me.

I will not take any crap.

KATE: I will not take any crap.

PERCY: That's too much.

Again, I will not take any crap.

KATE: I will not take any crap.

PERCY: I really shouldn't,

but I will.

TRAVIS: So, how long has it been down there?

CALLISTA: Could be six weeks, could be six years,

it's a classic design though, still current.

TRAVIS: So why would they leave it?

MARCUS: Could be leftover from a battle.

RUDOLPHO: If you only knew how much those things cost.

Besides, we're miles from Mars safe space.

PERCY: Hi guys.

TRAVIS: Hi, Percy.

You finish with Car?

PERCY: Done with Car, done with Car.

TRAVIS: Great, welcome back, Car.

PERCY: Car can't hear you.

Katherine can though.

CALLISTA: Who?

[Laughs] MARCUS: Katherine.

PERCY: Isn't she fun?

RUDOLPHO: Different.

MARCUS: I don't believe it. [Laughs]

KATE: I hope you're not disappointed.

MARCUS: Oh no, no, no, just a little shocked,

definitely, definitely not disappointed.

KATE: That's okay then.

CALLISTA: Shrewd move, Percy.

PERCY: Thank you.

CALLISTA: You're kidding, right?

PERCY: Nope.

KATE: I hope you don't feel threatened.

CALLISTA: Excuse me?

KATE: I'm here to help.

CALLISTA: Travis?

TRAVIS: Where is Car?

PERCY: Car needed a break, is that a problem?

TRAVIS: No, no, no, no, no problem.

Just wanna make sure that Katherine here

is capable of taking care of us.

KATE: I can assure you sir, you will have no complaints.

TRAVIS: That'll make a change, so is it Kate?

KATE: Certainly, I very much appreciate your support.

Among many other things, I'm detecting a problem

with the weapon image system.

CALLISTA: Yeah.

KATE: Have you tried reinstalling the gyromatrix

and following up with a manual alignment of the outer optics?

I could try it for you.

CALLISTA: No, no, I've got it.

TRAVIS: Very impressive.

KATE: Thank you, sir.

You make me feel most welcome.

[Spaceship Rumble]

RUDOLPHO: How could any woman be too beautiful?

MARCUS: I'm just saying that with Caravaggio

there was never a distraction.

RUDOLPHO: Distraction?

She's not more real than Car was.

She ain't gonna ask one of us

to jump into bed with her is she?

MARCUS: No, but there's no harm in dreaming, eh?

RUDOLPHO: Marcus, you need to get out more.

CALLISTA: Travis, can I come in?

TRAVIS: Yeah, sure.

CALLISTA: You sure this is a good idea?

TRAVIS: Why, what's the problem?

CALLISTA: You saw Marcus.

TRAVIS: Oh come on, what do you expect?

CALLISTA: Well that's my point.

This Kate is going to be a distraction.

TRAVIS: You know, if I didn't know you any better,

I'd say you were jealous.

CALLISTA: I am not jealous of her.

TRAVIS: I don't know, I think you are.

CALLISTA: Finished?

TRAVIS: Look, it'll keep Percy quiet.

Now that's a good enough reason for anything.

CALLISTA: Yeah, you got a good point there.

So, how do we know what she's programmed

into this Kate anyway?

TRAVIS: What do you mean?

CALLISTA: You know Percy.

[Travis Sigh]

TRAVIS: Did you try to fix the case Kate suggested

on the weapon system?

CALLISTA: Yeah. TRAVIS: And?

CALLISTA: Well it wasn't as straightforward as all of that,

I mean there were one or two complications,

I had to recalibrate--

TRAVIS: There were? CALLISTA: Yeah.

TRAVIS: See, I knew you were jealous.

CALLISTA: Men.

TRAVIS: Callie.

CALLISTA: Yes?

TRAVIS: Can I let you into a little secret?

CALLISTA: What?

TRAVIS: She's not real.

PERCY: Isn't she great?

And nearly as cute as me.

MARCUS: Listen, how do we know that she's as

capable as Caravaggio?

PERCY: 'Cause I made her.

RUDOLPHO: Comforting. MARCUS: Yeah.

PERCY: If she doesn't work out we'll bring back the old fart.

RUDOLPHO: Hello?

TRAVIS: What's happening, Kate?

KATE: I'm not quite sure, sir.

It seems we've suffered a sudden power drop off.

All life support systems have failed.

MARCUS: What? How's that possible?

KATE: The explosion must've sent a power surge through

the primary and secondary generator couplings.

All backup systems have failed, as well.

CALLISTA: There's another problem.

That mine was an XK-47.

Once it locked onto a target it sends data back

to Special Ops before detonation.

RUDOLPHO: But Miles Ops didn't put it here.

CALLISTA: No, but someone did and they know we're here.

TRAVIS: Kate, can we fix the life support systems?

KATE: I'm afraid not, sir.

We'll need to acquire new parts at the very least.

TRAVIS: How long 'till Ring Shepherd?

KATE: At least two days.

TRAVIS: We don't have that long.

MARCUS: I've sealed off all the other zones, even--

CALLISTA: Temperatures dropped six degrees

in the last 30 minutes, we're gonna freeze to death.

MARCUS: No, we're not, we're gonna suffocate first.

I reckon there's enough air for about 12,

14 hours if we take it easy.

CALLISTA: Great, think, what about the emergency packs?

MARCUS: Okay, we have a couple of hours each,

plus there's two hours of pure oxygen in the infirmary.

You'd have to share a tube with Rudolpho.

CALLISTA: Not even if I'm desperate.

KATE: Is there anything I can do to assist you?

CALLISTA: No, I don't think so.

KATE: I wouldn't want you to think

I'm not here to help you too, Callie.

CALLISTA: Now why would I think that?

KATE: Why, indeed.

MARCUS: Kate, is there anything on the scanners?

KATE: No.

MARCUS: Good, wouldn't want to be blown to pieces

on the day I die.

Nice face, but no sense of humor.

CALLISTA: Yeah, you ever wonder why this is just happening now?

MARCUS: What do you mean?

Come on.

You think?

CALLISTA: Yeah, well think about it.

I mean power suddenly drops off,

backup systems failing even though they check out.

PERCY: I don't understand this at all Kate,

this is the second time I've check the backup systems

and they're reading normal.

KATE: I agree, it is highly unusual.

PERCY: It's more than unusual.

KATE: Perhaps you should check the matrix shielding.

May I ask,

how long have Travis and Callie been together?

PERCY: They're not together.

KATE: She seems rather possessive toward him.

I wonder if this might not be healthy

in the confines of a ship.

PERCY: There's really nothing healthy about this ship.

Don't you think we should concentrate on the

fact that we're dying?

KATE: I'm very worried about Callie.

TRAVIS: Oh yeah? Why?

KATE: She's extremely hostile.

There's so much anger there.

A lot of issues needing to be resolved.

TRAVIS: Yeah, well I don't think that's any of your concern.

Especially right now.

KATE: She's not the woman for you.

TRAVIS: Kate, Callie is a very valuable member of my crew.

That's all you need to know.

RUDOLPHO: Kate, what am I looking at here?

KATE: Those are the output grids.

I don't believe they're the problem.

RUDOLPHO: So what is the bloody problem?

KATE: There's no need to be short with me.

The induction coil stabilizers have fused.

TRAVIS: Then we need to fix them.

KATE: I'm afraid they need to be replaced.

TRAVIS: Well we don't have time to wait for replacements.

KATE: Where are you going? TRAVIS: For a walk.

KATE: I'll go with you.

TRAVIS: No, I want you to stay here and help Rudolpho.

He's got plenty to keep you occupied.

KATE: Travis, I really would do anything to save you.

TRAVIS: Well, I'm pleased to hear it.

Help Rudolpho, keep scanning for any ships.

RUDOLPHO: Kate, take me through this again.

[Ominous Music]

TRAVIS: Percy, how's it going?

PERCY: Not so good.

TRAVIS: Nothing at all?

PERCY: Life support should be working,

emergencies are all green, everything's failing anyway.

TRAVIS: Why's that?

PERCY: I don't know, could be anything.

TRAVIS: Percy, anything you wanna share with me?

PERCY: Share with you?

TRAVIS: Yeah, I mean anything different?

Look, doesn't it strike you as unusual what's going on?

Why is this Kate more interested in

me and Callie than saving the Tulip?

PERCY: It might be my fault again.

TRAVIS: Nobody's saying that.

PERCY: But that hit we took probably screwed her up.

TRAVIS: Look, no one's blaming you, Percy.

Just tell me this, can we get our old friend back online?

PERCY: I've tried. TRAVIS: And?

PERCY: And he's been sabotaged.

TRAVIS: How long will it take?

PERCY: Days if we have the parts.

KATE: Travis, scanners are detecting two ships approaching

at full speed on direct intercept with the Tulip.

Both are heavily armed.

PERCY: Sorry, Travis.

[Intense Music]

TRAVIS: Kate, do we have short range comms?

KATE: Yes sir. TRAVIS: Call 'em out, Rudolpho.

RUDOLPHO: This is Trans-Utopia calling, identify yourselves.

I repeat, identify yourselves.

TRAVIS: What have we got, Kate?

KATE: The Jordan, Neptune registered gunship.

And the Graften, Pluto registered police vessel.

MARCUS: Police? Come on.

TRAVIS: Well at least we know where those mines came from.

RUDOLPHO: And here we are ripe for the picking.

MARCUS: So what are they?

CALLISTA: Ship jackers, if they can't take

the ship they'll strip it bare.

MARCUS: Pirates.

[Spaceship engine]

RUDOLPHO: Sitting ducks.

PERCY: No kidding.

TRAVIS: Kate, how many men on that ship?

Kate?

KATE: I don't know.

TRAVIS: Well, scan it.

KATE: I can't,

my programming does not extend

to technologies distinct from The Tulip.

PERCY: I didn't have time for the deluxe version.

CALLISTA: Just as well.

TRAVIS: Well, I don't think they're coming

to wish us all a speedy recovery.

Everyone ready?

Weapons online?

KATE: Weapons online.

CALLISTA: They're online.

TRAVIS: Fire on three.

One.

Two.

Three.

[Beam Blasts]

TRAVIS: Take us up, take us up!

[Beam Blasts]

KATE: Don't worry Travis, I have an idea.

TRAVIS: Kate, on this bridge you take orders from me,

is that clear?

KATE: Of course.

MARCUS: Travis!

CALLISTA: She's taking control of weapons from me.

PERCY: She has the flight controls.

TRAVIS: Take us up!

[Beam Blasts]

TRAVIS: Kate, what are you doing?

RUDOLPHO: Travis!

TRAVIS: Evasive action!

Kate, take evasive action!

[Beam Blasts]

KATE: I do apologize, Travis.

It just came out of me.

A sort of intuition, you might say.

TRAVIS: Fine, fire at will.

KATE: I'm afraid our weapons are exhausted.

RUDOLPHO: I suggest we get tooled up.

PERCY: Kate, who told you you could lock my console out?

KATE: I didn't realize I needed anyone other

than Travis' permission.

TRAVIS: I didn't mean you to take me that literally.

KATE: Wasn't it spectacular, Travis?

So thrilling.

PERCY: That's it, I've had it, I have had it.

You obviously do not understand that this is my ship.

MARCUS: Whoa!

KATE: Your ship?

How dare you say this is your ship.

It's our ship,

mine and Travis'.

Isn't that right Travis?

And after I restore life support

and get rid of that robot for good.

TRAVIS: Listen, I need your help.

We need your help.

KATE: You're right, let's talk it through,

in private.

TRAVIS: Kate, we're under attack,

look behind you--

KATE: Please Travis, just one minute.

I'd like you all to leave Travis

and I alone for just one minute.

It's very important.

[Spaceship Engine]

TRAVIS: Okay, fine.

MARCUS: Can you believe that?

RUDOLPHO: What's that?

MARCUS: She's sucking the oxygen out!

[Muffled Panicking] MARCUS: Open the door, Travis!

CALLISTA: Travis, CO2!

TRAVIS: Kate, what the hell is going on?

RUDOLPHO: Open the door, Travis!

KATE: We don't need them.

[Laser Beam]

[Gasping For Air]

RUDOLPHO: She okay?

Is she okay?

MARCUS: Oh great, yeah, just great!

RUDOLPHO: As usual.

CALLISTA: Perfect timing.

MARCUS: We need to get her to the infirmary.

She needs some rich oxygen.

Come on, Percy.

TRAVIS: It really is Percy's ship, Kate.

KATE: I don't want to talk about Percy.

TRAVIS: It used to belong to my father.

KATE: Really? I would love to meet him.

TRAVIS: So would I.

KATE: I love you.

TRAVIS: Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, I'm a human,

I'm a human being and you're--

KATE: Don't say it, don't ever say it.

I know what you're thinking.

How can she love me?

But I do.

I'm going to make you very happy.

RUDOLPHO: We got company.

Go, go, down there, down there.

CALLISTA: Now, there's only two.

[Intense Music]

TRAVIS: See these guys, Kate?

These are the guys who are gonna be running

The Tulip if you don't let me out of here.

I need to help my friends.

KATE: I can't let you go.

TRAVIS: But that's what love is, Kate.

It's about letting go.

KATE: But how do I know you'll come back?

TRAVIS: That's the whole point, you don't.

Kate.

[Door Opens]

TRAVIS: Thank you,

and how about restoring that life support?

KATE: I'm helping you, not your friends.

Do what you have to do quickly.

And come back here.

[Gun Blasts]

MARCUS: Okay Percy, here we are, just one second.

Come on!

Breathe, Percy.

Come on, breathe!

[Gun Blasts]

[Intense Music]

MARCUS: Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.

CALLISTA: She okay?

MARCUS: Come on.

Breathe, Percy.

TRAVIS: Leaving without saying goodbye?

[Gun Blast]

[Spaceship Moving]

TRAVIS: Thanks.

MARCUS: What a nightmare.

It's the last time I say a bad word against Caravaggio.

CALLISTA: Yeah.

Look, I'm gonna go check on Travis.

You guys all right?

MARCUS: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

RUDOLPHO: Careful.

KATE: I knew you'd come back.

TRAVIS: I said I would.

KATE: Here, feel my heartbeat.

[Shock]

KATE: What's the matter?

Why did you take your hand away?

What is that?

I know what you're doing.

TRAVIS: If I don't put this in,

I'm gonna die and so are my friends.

Human beings need oxygen, Kate.

It's one of the few things,

that sets you and me apart.

KATE: Just because I don't need air to breathe

doesn't mean I don't feel.

The love I feel is as real as any human being's.

You've no idea what it's like to be trapped

someplace with no hope of escape.

TRAVIS: Haven't I?

KATE: Then love me back.

TRAVIS: You can't force someone to love you, Kate.

KATE: Would you rather die than love me?

Would you?

CALLISTA: Travis?

Travis!

KATE: Your precious friends.

CALLISTA: Travis!

KATE: Let's see what they think.

[Door Opens]

KATE: What's the matter?

Why can't I stop it?

TRAVIS: It's from the pirate ship.

Outside your frame of reference.

Bit like love really.

Oh, something I forgot to mention about love is

sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

CALLISTA: Well, if I didn't know any better,

I'd swear you broke her heart.

[Spaceship Engine]

CARAVAGGIO: So that's what it must be like to fall asleep.

I had the most wonderful dream,

I can't tell you,

I fell in love.

At least I think I did.

The dream is fading, how odd.

RUDOLPHO: Be thankful it was only a dream, Car.

Love just crosses a spirit and drains a bank account.

CARAVAGGIO: Oh, well that's just as well then.

What was my replacement like?

TRAVIS: Shocking.

RUDOLPHO: Dull.

MARCUS: Plain.

CALLISTA: Yeah, plain ugly.

CARAVAGGIO: Oh, that's a relief.

Almost 8 o'clock, Percy.

PERCY: Oh, yeah?

CARAVAGGIO: Shall I run you a bath?

PERCY: No thanks, that's okay, Car.

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