All language subtitles for Paddington.Bear.S01E03_English

[theme music]

♪ Who gets into trouble from his head to his toes ♪

♪ Then gets out of trouble by the skin of his nose ♪

♪ Best of all he wind up smelling just like a rose ♪

♪ Lucky clucky Paddington Bear ♪

♪ Who politely tips his hat to say howdy do ♪

♪ Tries to right a wrong It's done to no matter who ♪

♪ Who is this fine character from Darkest Peru ♪

♪ Jolly gentle Paddington Bear ♪

♪ He's smart ♪

♪ He's very honest ♪

♪ He's shy ♪

♪ And sort of modest ♪

♪ Shy and modest smart and honest none can compare ♪

♪ When you need a friend you know he's gonna be there ♪

♪ He's the finest funnest bear you'll find anywhere ♪

♪ Cheerful charming ♪

♪ Paddington Bear ♪

[theme music]

Don't forget. We have the theater tonight.

But, Henry, none of us has anything to wear.

All our good clothes are in the laundry.

(Henry) 'You're gonna let a little thing

like no clothing'

stop them from seeing

Sir Sealy Bloom in an opening night?

(all) No.

Good. Then we're off.

Oh, wouldn't you know it? An opening.

And Mrs. Bird away visiting her sister until tonight.

Oh, this is exciting.

What will Sir Sealy be opening? Marmalade?

No, Paddington. It's a play.

Oh, playing. I love games.

May I go too? I'll even do the laundry.

Do you know how to do laundry?

Oh, yes. Mr. Gruber has told me all about how he does it.

Good. Then you can wash this table cloth as well.

I know that staircase is around here..

...somewhere!

thud

Ah, this family certainly has a lot of laundry.

But I think I've got it all.

[cheerful music]

Ohh. This could take a while.

This will never do.

There, now people will be able to see me coming

even if I can't see them.

I just hope I finish everything in time.

Otherwise, no one will have anything to wear

and we'll miss the play.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

I think I need a cocoa break.

Good morning.

Good morning. Are those all your clothes?

All these? No. Most of them belong to the Browns.

Not anymore, they don't.

I can't look.

screech

Oh, how do these things always happen to me?

Thank you for your help.

[instrumental music]

[tires screeching]

Ah, good day, officer.

I think I'll have a spot of cocoa.

Would you like some?

Eh, no, thank you. But you best move along.

I don't think they're going to like waiting much longer.

[all shouting]

I'm sorry, I just don't have enough cocoa for all of you.

[instrumental music]

(Paddington) 'Excuse me.'

Oh, what's this? Talking laundry?

No, just me, Paddington Brown. Come to do some washing.

You're doing it for the whole neighborhood?

No, just the Browns.

Mm-hmm. Must be a whole lot of them.

Pretty dirty lot too, from the looks of this.

Oh, no! I had an accident on the way over.

Oh, well, you'll need plenty of detergent.

and at least four machines.

'You can use the ones at the back.'

Here, put two tubfuls of detergent into the hole

in the top of each machine

when the red light goes on.

You do know what to do, don't you?

Oh, yes. Mr. Gruber has explained the whole thing to me.

Just put the wash in and let the machines do the work.

My mommy says you should never mix lights and darks

or the colors will run.

It's hard to tell.

Everything is pretty much the same color grey.

But thank you for your help.

[gasps] These are Mr. Curry's

woolen jerseys.

I wonder what we're doing with them.

Ah, I suppose I better do them anyway.

Hot or warm?

Well, I guess hot is a better value for the money.

beep beep beep

Things are happening faster than I thought they would.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

That was my mommy's machine you just poured soap powder into.

'And she already filled it up.'

That means I didn't put enough soap into one of my machines.

- What's happened here? - That bear did it.

Are you responsible for this?

I'm afraid I am.

Then what are you going to do about it?

I hope that gets rid of most of the bubbles for you.

Well, I suppose it got the extra soap out of the wash.

Now, which one doesn't have enough soap?

Ah, I suppose I better put more soap in all of them.

Better to be safe than sorry.

There, I hope now I can let the machines

do the rest of the work like Mr. Gruber said.

swoosh swoosh

[yawns]

Huh! What happened to my clothes?

creak

[indistinct chatter]

- Are you alright? - Oh, I think so.

What happened?

I-I thought all my clothes disappeared.

So I opened the door to check.

That's your problem.

You're not supposed to do your laundry

with the door open.

It let's all the water out.

See?

There.

Now, all we have to do

is figure out what to do with all this.

What did these used to be?

Mr. Curry's jerseys.

- I hope he's tall and thin. - Sadly not.

[sighs] Now no one will have

anything to wear to the theater.

Oh, don't worry.

It wouldn't do to have a dissatisfied customer

in a launderette. Ha-ha-ha.

It's nothing that can't be redone.

And I'll even do it for you.

- You'd do that for me? - Certainly I would.

(female #1) 'What about us?'

[indistinct chatter]

(female #2) 'Oh, yours too.'

(officer #1) 'Came home and found the whole

house torn apart, you say?'

Not a stitch of clothing left in the house, you say?

(Mary) 'No, nothing else was taken

from our home.'

I leave for part of a day to visit my sister

and look what happens.

Oh, but some jerseys were stolen from our neighbor, Mr. Curry.

Oh, thank you, officer.

I know you'll do the best you can.

Now, why do you suppose

anyone would only want to steal our clothes?

At least we have all the clothes Paddington took to be washed.

Thank you for all your help.

It's a pleasure to help such a polite bear.

Look out!

Come back here.

screech screech

Oh! That's all I would've needed.

[instrumental music]

I'm sure to catch it from Mr. Curry as it is

without turning up with dirty laundry for everyone else.

Looks like that load of stolen clothing

that was just reported, don't it?

I think so.

[siren blaring]

Now what?

Oh, we'll never get to the theater in time now.

(Mary) 'Oh, yes, officer.

That's all our clothing.'

How did you find it so fast?

We even caught the culprit.

[gasps] Paddington?

What's all this about?

Take those handcuffs off Paddington immediately.

The very idea! Treating him like a common criminal.

I was just bringing back the laundry

that I had worked so hard to do

when these two gentlemen stopped me

and told me it was stolen clothing.

Well, obviously this has been

a terrible mix-up.

And we want to thank you for all your trouble.

I don't know what we'd do without Paddington.

- 'He even does laundry.' - Thank you very much.

Now, can we go? The theater's waiting.

Plenty of time. What's your rush?

I'm trying to get outta here before Mr. Curry shows up

to complain about his jerseys.

boing

Oh! Hello, Mr. Curry.

Bear.

I'm really very sorry, Mr. Curry.

Don't interrupt. I just wanted to thank you.

These jerseys never did fit.

They were always too big.

I don't know what you did, but thank you.

And here's six pence.

Way to go, Paddington.

Now you've got spending money

for the theater.

[instrumental music]

Come along, Paddington.

There's even more to see inside.

Program, sir.

Hey, what about my money?

You owe me ten shillings.

Five programs, two shillings each.

But...ten shillings?

My treat, Paddington.

Let's get to our seats before

the play starts, shall we?

[audience chattering]

(Paddington) 'Oops!'

(male #1) 'What's this?'

'Marmalade?'

Do be more careful, Paddington.

You dropped a marmalade sandwich on that man's head.

Oh, that's alright. I have another one.

I don't think these are very good value.

'They make everything smaller.'

[audience applauding]

Oh, but, father, you can't throw me aside

simply because I've fallen in love.

Father?

[whispering] What happened to the prop boy?

- He's sick. - What's my line?

- "You call that love?" - Right.

You call that love? Ha-ha!

'You don't know the meaning of the word.'

Sir Sealy is usually much better.

- Could he get any worse? - 'Shh!'

- At least someone likes it. - Shh!

Go!

[crying]

Please, father.

No daughter of mine will ever marry such a man.

So you are no longer my daughter.

He can't do that to his daughter. Boo! Boo!

Go and never darken my doorstep again.

[audience cheering] 'Bravo! Bravo!'

Are you enjoying it, Paddington?

It's very interesting.

- Where are you going? - Just for a little walk.

Well, don't be gone long.

You don't want to miss any of the second act.

bam

Pardon me. Can you tell me where the man is?

Man? What man?

The man. The nasty man.

Oh, you mean Sir Sealy?

He's in his dressing room.

But you better not go disturbing him

'cause he's not in a very good mood.

Thank you.

Hey, you're not supposed to be in here.

Who let you in? Come back here, you.

thud

knock knock

knock knock

(Sealy) 'Go away! I don't want

to see anyone.'

I'm not signing any autographs.

I wouldn't want your autograph even if I had my autograph book.

And I haven't even got my autograph book.

So, there!

But everybody wants my autograph.

Well, I don't want it.

I've come to tell you to take your daughter back.

Y-you want me to take my daughter back?

That's right!

And if you won't

I expect she can come and live

with Mr. and Mrs. Brown.

Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Brown?

Well, what are you going to do?

Sarah!

thud

Sarah!

Stay back, bear. You are a bear, aren't you?

That's right. From Darkest Peru.

Sarah! Help!

[panting]

S-Sarah, Sarah, you've got to save me!

There's a mad bear outside.

What are you talking about, Sealy?

[bones rattling]

knock knock

- That. - 'A bear?'

You're the one who's mad.

- There's a bear, right? - Yes.

knock knock

It's alright now. I've come to rescue you.

Rescue me? From what?

From him.

From Sir Sealy? Whatever for?

From throwing you out of your house.

Ha-ha-ha.

I'm glad you think it's funny.

Don't you see?

It's a great compliment to your acting.

You really believed Sir Sealy was throwing me out

without a penny, didn't you?

He isn't?

Of course not. I was acting.

Then you were acting all the time?

Yes, but it was very kind of you to come to my rescue.

And I'll never forget it.

Well, I-I would've rescued you if you wanted it.

Yes, that's all very nice.

But it's natural that you mistake my acting for

reality.

Don't overdo it.

Quiet, Sarah. Can't you see I'm talking to a fan?

'I say, bear, you're quite intelligent-looking.'

Are you interested in the theater?

Oh, yes, very.

Then how would you like to be in

[whispering] a special box.

You can stand in it the whole..

I do hope Paddington won't be late for the second act.

It's quite awful so far

but Paddington was enjoying it.

I wonder where he went to.

- Are you Mr. Brown? - Yes, I'm Henry Brown.

- This is for you. - 'What's it say, Henry?'

(Henry) "I've been given a very

important job. Paddington.

P.S, I'll tell you about it later."

- What on earth can that mean? - I don't know.

Trust something unusual to happen to Paddington.

But I'm not gonna let anything spoil

the rest of the play for me.

I hope the second half is better than the first.

Yeah, the first half was lousy.

That one guy kept forgetting all his lines.

Sir Sealy has certainly got better.

Shh! I don't wanna miss anything.

[instrumental music]

Oh, father.

I'll never leave you.

"No, daughter. You'll marry your young man."

No, daughter. You'll marry your young man.

No one should ever stand in the way of true love

and happily ever afters.

[applauding]

[audience cheering]

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your kind applause.

We are indeed most grateful.

'But before you leave, I would like to introduce'

'the youngest and most important member of our

company'

'a young, uh, bear'

'who came to our rescue.'

Come along, Paddington. Take your bow.

Uh, I'm stuck.

creak

crash

[audience applauding]

[audience laughing]

[theme music]

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do wa ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do wa ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do wa ♪

♪ Do bi do bi do ba do wa ♪

♪ Do ba do ba do bi do ba do ba do wa ♪♪