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♫ The first second I saw you, everything froze except for my heartbeat. ♫

♫ Oddly, I had to adjust my breathing and suppress my impulses. ♫

♫ Whenever you appear, warm thoughts of you ♫

♫ surrender me whole, and can never escape from your side. ♫

♫ The flaming knife slices into the silent night and ignites it. ♫

♫ My fiery eyes are locked onto my personal contact with yours. I smile. ♫

♫ The moment we clash allows no time for hesitation. This is a world that does not give an option for failure. ♫

♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫

♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫

♫ What chance? SO.What fate? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫

♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫

♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫

♫ What crisis? SO.What feelings? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫

♫ Love is not a game.♫

♫ Even if people suffocate, I can't waver. I can't give up. ♫

♫ For love, I'm an eagle. No one can keep their distance. ♫

♫ I'll wait for you closely. I'll protect you closely. While loving you, I forget how to love myself. ♫

♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫

♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫

♫ What chance? SO.What fate? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫

♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫

♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫

School Beauty's Personal Bodyguard- Episode 8 -

Hey. Line up. Line up. Let us pass through.

You people!

- Big Master is here!- Big Master is here!

Hey.

Student, please go to the back of the line.

That's right. Go to the back of the line.

L-L-Liang...

Brother Liang, when a g-gentleman s-s-s-seeks-

"When a gentleman seeks revenge, ten years isn't too late." There's no need to rush it now.

What's this got to do with us? We just came to buy soysauce.

The bottle you bought is too big, isn't it?

You're just buying soysauce and you still don't know your place?

Beat them up!

So... he's actually from our class?

Brother Bo.

Brother Yi, please call me Xiao Bo.

Xiao Bo, do you know who that person is?

Who are you talking about?

The one who walked in with the black umbrella.

Can it be that you can't see him?

You're talking about him?

Oh. He's called Han Bing. He has a very weak presence.

Also, his body seems to be very unhealthy, and he doesn't come to school frequently.

If you didn't ask, I wouldn't have noticed him. What about him?

It's nothing. I was just wondering.

Oh.

What happened? I can't sense his power.

Yesterday, he...

Who is he?

Hey, Brother Yi. Don't bother about him.

- In order to apologize to you, I'll treat you to a meal.- Huh?

I'll take you to see Song University's Third School Beauty.

Okay!

Watch out. Don't get burned.

Hurry! Hurry! There are no seats left.

Sit.

Hey, just remember. When Tang Yun comes later,

the longer you order, the longer you'll be able to look at her.

She's coming. She's coming.

[Goddess Roll]

What do you want to order?

Yi Er, let's practice the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra*. Hurry and take off your clothes.(*a type of martial arts in The Return of the Condor Heroes that requires you to be naked while practicing)

Hurry.

What?

Auntie. Hurry. Hurry and take off your clothes.

Let go. Let go.

Let go. Brother Ming is coming!

Brother Ming is here!

What Second Master?

We're dead. It's too late to escape.

[Who's this?]

Brother Ming, this guy's the one who Miss Chu met during that bank robbery the last time and tried to act the hero.

Brother Ming, this guy really doesn't know how to act. We'll go take care of it.

Wait.

It's okay. Don't rush to get rid of him yet.

Let's just take it as the side entertainment for our meal.

Brother Ming is right. If he doesn't want to leave, then we'll make him unable to leave even if he wants to.

Brother Ming, I'll go prepare.

Remember, standards.

We need to have standards.

Wen Wen, why did all of our customers run off in just a short while? Have you collected the money?

Mom, they've all run off, but didn't pay.

Why did this happen?

All this money was to pay for Yun Yun's father's medical fees.

Isn't this Zhou Ruo Ming that little despot from Yun Yun's school?

He doesn't frequent our stall normally, why did he come today?

This way, the business today was all for nothing.

[A month ago]

I'm running out of time. I'm going to be late.

Your sister*! Are you blind? You dare to knock into our Brother Ming?(*"Your (insert family member)" is a often used as a vulgar phrase to insult someone.)

Sorry. Sorry. I didn't do it on purpose.

You didn't do it on purpose? If you did it on purpose, then what would happen?

See how Brother Ming's going to take care of you!

How, Brother Ming? How are we going to take care of this blind girl?

Your mother* is the one who's blind!(*"Your (insert family member)" is often used as a vulgar phrase to insult someone.)

- Brother Ming.- All of you, shut up.

I didn't scare you, did I?

Sorry about it, this is for you.

Thank you.

Wow, Yun Yun.

Who fell for your charms again?

For goodness sake, I'm not interested.

Let's go.

Your sister!

Brother Ming, she refuses a toast, only to be forced to drink for forfeit. Why don't we catch her and bring her to you?

Your sister!

But I don't have a sister.

Brother Ming!

Tang Yun!

This is for you.

Sorry, I'm not interested. Excuse me.

Brother Ming!

Brother Ming, she refuses a toast, only to be forced to drink for forfeit. Why don't we catch her and bring her to you?

Eat this.

No way.

Tang Yun, I'll give you a lift.

Classmate, why don't you let Brother Ming give you a ride. Just leave your bicycle with me.

What are you doing?

No need. We're used to going back on our own.

Wen Wen, let's go.

Don–Don't go. Don't go.

Your sister!

- Brother Ming.- Brother Ming.

Brother Ming, she refuses a toast, only to be forced to drink for forfeit. Why don't we catch her and bring her to you?

Come over to hear me whisper*.(*bite ears when literally translated)

Brother Ming.

Yun Yun, why did they come here? They're too shameless!

I don't know. What should we do, Wen Wen?

I've already rejected him, but he refuses to give up and actually came to our stall.[Lip-reading Skill]

If Mom misunderstands that I'm dating him, she'd be so sad.

But you rejecting him time after time like that,

why isn't he angry?

- Based on his personality before, you would have already been– - Already been what?

Excuse me. We want to order.

You go!

What do you guys want to order?

Just make whatever Sis-in-Law wants to eat.

That's right. Sis-in-Law, come and sit with us. The whole world knows how Brother Ming feels about Sis-in-Law.

That's right, that's right. Please sit, Sis-in-Law.

Don't talk nonsense anymore.

If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kick you guys out.

Whoa! Sis-in-Law's gotten angry! She's embarrassed.

Stop disturbing her.

An innocent girl keeps getting called Sis-in-Law by you guys,

how do you want her to face others in the future?

Sorry.

My friends tend to be more enthusiastic.

Please forgive them if they caused you any discomfort.

But I believe that after some time, you'll get used to it. After all, we're family.

Brother Ming is mighty!

Sis-in-Law...

Zhu Ge Ming actually did this kind of thing to my idol!

Brother Yi, he's the Second Master in the Four Evil Masters.

Second Master's more vicious than Third Master. If anyone offends him,

they wouldn't even know how they died.

[Second Master, ranked second among the Evil Masters.treacherous and sly; Pig* Brother; loves womanizing](*Pig has the same sound as his surname, Zhu)

He usually uses underhanded methods.

Yun! Yun Yun! Come over for a while.

What's going on? Why did they call you in that manner?

That one, called Brother Ming, is he-

Is he your boyfriend? Could it be you're together?

Mom, don't talk nonsense. No way is he my boyfriend.

I- It's just-

Yun! Yun!

If he's not, then you need to make it clear and refuse him.

Mom, I did.

Hurry up! Help me think of a way!

Okay!

Brother Ming, why go through all that trouble just to pick up a girl?

Why don't we just do as we did in the past and just grab her directly and present her to you?

I want to properly date and get into a relationship with her. Can't I?

But Brother Ming, weren't you the one who thought that getting into a relationship was troublesome?

I'm sick of eating meat dishes, and want to eat vegetable dishes. Do I need to report everything to you?

I wouldn't dare. Wouldn't dare.

Use your brains to think of a useful method for me. If you can't think of anything, then shut up.

Evil Ape, how's your search?

Brother Ming, to take your enemies unaware is how you become victorious.

They said that you should attack where your enemies have no defense,

or your moves should be unexpected. What do you think?

Has water gotten into your brain? You're using Sun Zi's "Art of War" to woo girls?

- Let's do as Evil Ape says.- Huh?

Come over to hear me whisper/bite ears.

You still want to bite?

You're still angry with me?

Drink an iced beverage to cool down.

Thank you. I don't need it.

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Sooner or later, Tang Yun will fall into his evil clutches.

Why?

Don't be deceived by his decent appearance.

Let me tell you, Pig Brother is Pig Brother.

He's a renowned stamp collecting guy in school.

He never rejects those who come up to offer themselves to him. Those girls who he fancies,

he'll play with them a couple of days and dump them.

Right now, in school, almost all those girls who are slightly better-looking,

have been added to his stamp collection.

If you say it that way, he's a ladies' man?

What ladies' man?

He doesn't know how to be kind to women; he only knows how to ravage them. Just because his family has money,

all those he fancies, and don't submit to him, he'll force himself on them.

My Tang Yu definitely won't be able to escape his evil clutches.

Don't be infatuated by me, I'm but a legend.

Expert. Expert.

Come, classmates!

Brother Ming's treating.

Thank you. Thank you.

Strange. Something's wrong.

Brother Yi, hurry and take it. Don't slight Brother Ming's good intentions.

Sorry, my hand slipped. Why don't I pay for this beverage on my own?

Guai Shou.

Don't make trouble here.

That's right. Don't make trouble in front of Sis-in-Law.

- Sis-in-Law, sorry.- Forget it. Come back.

Brother Yi, what are you doing?! They definitely won't let you off tomorrow.

Zhu Ge Ming, don't know what he's up to.

Anyway, whatever he's up to, it's definitely no good.

Yun Yun, what's with them?

Sis-in-Law, we'll be back the next time. Thank you.

Wait a while.

You haven't paid yet.

Your sister! We've already paid. What nonsense are you spouting?

Correctly speaking, you've only paid for your table.

The rest of the tables... you haven't paid yet.

Your sister! I should be the one saying such cool words.

What right does this guy have to say my lines?

Okay. There's no problem with that. We'll pay for them.

And we'll pay it together with your medical bills.

Let's go.

I can't fight them here; otherwise, I'll give myself away.

Brother Ming!

Wh-What's going on? I don't want to laugh. Why can't I stop?

I feel a warm rush through my body. I can't stop laughing!

What happened?

What's going on? Has Zhu Ge Ming gone crazy?

Surprised? If you want to stop, then hurry and pay them.

Big Cannon, pay them.

- Brother Ming!- Hurry!

Auntie, the bill. Is this enough?

It's enough. It's enough.

Brother Ming.

Brother Ming! Brother Ming! Do you want to have a seat first?

Brother Ming! Sit down first.

Brother Ming, are you okay?

Brother Ming...

Brother Yi, what happened just now?

I don't know.

Maybe he just thought of something funny just now.

Something funny...

Come, let's have a chat.

Brother Yi, I still want to remind you that Brother Ming isn't someone you can provoke. You mustn't offend him.

Why would I offend him? I can't even wait to make him happy.

What's wrong?

My stomach suddenly hurts a lot. I don't know whether I ate something bad just now.

Brother Yi-Yi-Yi, I'll be making a move first.

The drink really was poisoned.

I'm almost there.

After a long arduous journey... Finally...

I'm too late.

GG!*(*speaks sarcastically - Internet slang: Good Game)

Why am I so unlucky today?

I lost control over my bowels for incomprehensible reasons

and offended Second Master.

Brother Ming, save me. I'm going to cramp from laughing too much.

Brother Ming, if we apologize now,

do you think we will still have a chance?

Hey! Classmate.

Classmate.

It's a small world for enemies.

Again?

The lesson you got just now wasn't enough?

Surprised? If you want to stop, hurry and pay them.

- Big Cannon, pay them.- Brother Ming.

- Hurry up.- Brother Ming.

It was really done by him.

Beat him!

Big Cannon, why are you-

What's going on?

Brother Ming, could it be that just now

you fell victim to this trick as well?

I want to make him suffer!

For you.

What is this?

When I met you the last time, I took the chance to take your pulse.

I went back and did a lot of research,

- I wrote this prescription for you.- What?

You know how to take pulse as well?

How did I not know about this?

- There's a lot of things you don't know about.- Then,

is my body still as strong as before?

You don't have much time left to live.

Hey! We haven't seen each other for so long, the moment you see me, you curse me to die?

It's not that I'm cursing you to die,

it's that your body's in a really bad condition.

Even if you use painkillers to ease your pain,

but the injuries you suffered have yet to recover, and it's been worsening.

Why? You don't trust me?

How could that be?

Back then on the battlefield, I could place my trust in you and listen to your commands,

how can I not trust you?

Then, hurry and follow this prescription to make your medicine and at your medicine obediently.

These are all herbs that will help ease your pain and calm your nerves, like Tianma.

It will be helpful to soothe your bones and nerve pain.

Then, is it that if I eat this medicine, I'll be able to survive?

Your body condition is a little complicated. It can't be cured in a short span of time,

so we need to take it step by step.

I will definitely be able to cure you.

You really are my worthy team leader.

Scent Hound received his orders.

Oh, yes. When I met you, I forgot to tell you about something.

I say, now that you're a university student, has your taste changed as well?

Don't talk about it anymore.

Xiao Mao Li, I might need your help.

I think this t-shirt isn't too bad.

Hey, handsome. I think you'll definitely look good in this.

Would I?

Boss, may I ask how much this is?

- Sorry, I have to go there for a bit.- Okay.

- Miss, sorry, which one are you referring to?- This one.

You have really good taste. We specially brought this in from Korea. It's the latest style this year.

If you want it, we can give it to you for just NT$200.

NT$200? So expensive!

- Can't you make it cheaper?- I'm sorry, Miss.

This one really is very cheap. I mean, the rent and everything has risen

and this was imported over from Korea. You still have to pay for its air fare. Am I not right?

It's that commoner school beauty, Tang Yun.

Why? Do you know her?

- You can't make it any cheaper?- It's already very cheap-

Boss, did you get it wrong? You can buy this type of dress in Yan Jing as well, how could it be from Korea?

Hey, you-

What? Is that true?

Actually, I used to be in this line as well.

I know how to tell whether the clothing is genuine or not.

Why don't you sell this to me at a discount? And I'll help you settle this matter.

Otherwise that young lady over there will post this incident online,

and you can forget about doing business in the future.

Then how much do you want to buy it for?

NT$60.

So I made a mistake after all, this dress really is from Korea.

I guess that my girlfriend's going to be very happy.

Xiao Mao Li! Pay up.

- Hey! Don't you know first come, first serve?- I'll help you wrap it up.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Hey. Why did you...

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Store owner, I want that dress they just had.

Uh, sorry. That is the last one.

Or else, you can look at the other styles.

No need. Thank you.

- Next Episode -You mean that I should

work together with Xie Wang Bo?

No matter how much he knows his place and keeps by the rules, he will always have his weaknesses.

But what we need to do right now is to sound him out.

We can only invite this Mr. Chu

- to vanish from Earth.- The Special Forces Police has already revealed

from the evidence left at the crime scene, it seems like this was an attempt to silence them.

Currently, they have narrowed down on the suspect.

When I said I will get it done, I will get it done. It's not for you to question me!