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♫ The first second I saw you, everything froze except for my heartbeat. ♫

♫ Oddly, I had to adjust my breathing and suppress my impulses. ♫

♫ Whenever you appear, warm thoughts of you ♫

♫ surrender me whole, and can never escape from your side. ♫

♫ The flaming knife slices into the silent night and ignites it. ♫

♫ My fiery eyes are locked onto my personal contact with yours. I smile. ♫

♫ The moment we clash allows no time for hesitation. ♫

♫ This is a world that does not give an option for failure. ♫

♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫

♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫

♫ What chance? SO. ♫

♫ What fate? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫

♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫

♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫

♫ What crisis? SO. ♫

♫ What feelings? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫

♫ Love is not a game.♫

♫ I must do my best. ♫

♫ Even if people suffocate, ♫

♫ I can't waver. I can't give up. ♫

♫ For love, I'm an eagle. ♫

♫ No one can keep their distance. ♫

♫ I'll wait for you closely. I'll protect you closely. ♫

♫ While loving you, I forget how to love myself. ♫

♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫

♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫

♫ What chance? SO. ♫

♫ What fate? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫

♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫

♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫

♫ What crisis? SO. ♫

♫ What feelings? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫

School Beauty's Personal Bodyguard

- Episode 3 -[The morning in which Chu Meng Yao was in danger]

This LED TV is at least 60 inches.

It sure feels good watching it.

This satellite TV

has so many channels. So awesome.

What is this?

No way. Adult channels?

Oh my God! Watching it on a big TV is-

I wonder if they have it in 3D.

I'm really tired.

Stupid Ah Meng fooled around all night and just went to bed.

Why are you up so early? What are you doing here?

Nothing. I couldn't sleep, so I got up.

Lin Yi, I'm hungry. Go make some ramen for me.

You want me to make ramen for you?

That's right. I mean you.

Hurry, I'm hungry.

Hey, I was assigned by Mr. Chu to protect Miss Chu, and to accompany her to study.

I'm not a servant.

Isn't that the same thing.

In olden times, those who accompany people to study are called book boys. Book boys are servants.

You're only higher in ranking than a manservant by this little bit.

[What?]

Hey!

Lin Yi, why are watching this!

What's that!

Don't misunderstand. It's only that I've just arrived and am unaccustomed to the environment.[I've been wrongly accused! I'm but a tissue paper.]

I have a little flu and used it to blow my nose. If you don't believe me, just look at it.

Take it away! I don't want to see such a disgusting thing!

I already said, that's not my-

Lin Yi, you are dead meat.

How do I say it for you to believe it?

Okay, right now I don't want noodles anymore.

- Go make breakfast for me.- Why?

Because I have evidence of your wrongdoing.

If you don't go, I'll tell Uncle Chu

that you were at home watching the TV

and doing that thing. He will definitely get a shock!

What's "that" thing?

I don't care. Hurry up and make me breakfast!

What do you want to eat?

Anything's fine. I don't know what's in the kitchen either. Go take a look.

[Saliva is dripping.]

Hurry and go.

Okay.

Hey, why are you walking like a shrimp?

[Not suitable for 18 and below]

Dirty!

Who does he think he is?

Sitting across me as if he's all decent and proper?

Hey, bring me water.

I'm not going.

Uncle Chu.

Are you going or not?

What's happening?

Xiao Shu, what are you eating? You didn't call me.

Lin Yi was eating that.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Is it delicious?

It's good.

Here's your water.

Hey!

Hey, what are you doing? I can't eat if you're standing here.

Go away!

You've eaten all my leftovers when you said you couldn't eat anything.

Ah Meng, you shared a kiss with that pervert!

Water!

No way! It worked already?

Didn't Mom say that kissing won't lead to pregnancy?

Who's pregnant? Pregnant your head!

What are you doing?

Indirect kissing. This way, you're in it, too.

Dear, you are amazing.

You're really amazing.

Another time. Another time, can we?

I can't. I have a meeting. Next time, okay?

Looks like I came at a bad time.

Xiao Feng Feng, you were really great just now.

What should we do?

Normally, I train my body all the time.

Xiao Feng Feng, why are you so thoughtful?

Then for the teacher review this time,

can I pass?

Pass with the highest marks.

Okay, time to go to class.

Then, I'll be troubling you.

Student, what do you need?

I'm here to submit my school application.

School application?

Is the director here?

D-D-Director... The director's inside.

I'm the d-d-director. Is there anything? What do you want to do?

I am Lin Yi. I'm here to report.

Oh. Lin Yi. I know. The board told me about you.

- This is fine. You can go.- Thank you, Director.

Hey, wait!

Yes, Director?

Uh, about that. How long have you been standing outside?

You didn't hear anything, did you?

Reporting to Director, I just got here.

- Then... - Reporting to Director, I did not hear anything.

It's just...

I know that you regularly train your body.

I know all about it.

- Classmate Lin Yi, right? - Yes.

Transfer students have it the hardest.

Next time, you have this kind of trouble, find me.

Here is my card.

I have to know that you didn't hear anything, right?

Of course. Thank you, Director.

Director Xiao Feng Feng.

Everyone, we have a new friend joining us today.

New student, let's start with a self-introduction first.

My name is Lin Yi.

Let us welcome our new student.

- Classmate Lin Yi, find yourself a seat. - Okay.

Everyone else, let's open our books.

[No]

[Do you dare?]

- Morning. - Hey, wait.

- What's wrong?- Peeping Tom,

in the future, Xiao Shu and I will eat our meals first.

Only after we eat, are you allowed to eat.

Also, we need to state down some of the house rules.

[First Rule for Chu Family's Bodyguard]-First, in school, you're not allowed to disclose our relationship to anyone.

We are strangers.

No problem.

[Second Rule for Chu Family's Bodyguard]- Second, in the future, in public, please maintain a distance of at least five meters.

No, it's ten meters. The further the better!

What about emergencies?

What does that mean?

For example, if you accidentally step on dog shit, then was run over by a truck, and then, someone pointed a gun at you.

You are the one who's going to be stepped on by Godzilla, and who gets buried in Godzilla's shit!

Lame!

[Third Rule for Chu Family's Bodyguard]- Third, Ah Meng has a couple of annoying houseflies in school, who go everywhere she goes,

and refuse to be chased away.

Only if you're able to chase them away,

will Ah Meng admit to you being her bodyguard.

No problem.

The last time we stopped at assets and debts.

Does anyone still remember what assets are?

Childish tricks. Ugh, pathetic.

AHH! Fuck!

Did I step on your foot?

Sorry, sorry. Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Okay, there's nothing going on. Classmate, hurry and sit down.

Okay, assets are sources of income that can provide benefits to enterprises in the future.

If you forgot, hurry and copy it down.

Xiao Yi, follow me, quick!

What?

Right now, hide here first. Make sure you don't return to the classroom.

When the school bell rings later, go home immediately. I will help you with the procedure to quit school.

Why do I have to quit school?

Didn't you accidentally step on Nai Pao's foot just now? Do you know who he is?

He's San Shao's lackey. They'll definitely find trouble with you.

Really? So what?

Please!

Offending the Four Big Bullies! Just the thought of it makes me scared!

[Too scary!]

Whatever it is, you won't go wrong listening to me! Hurry up and hide! Hurry up and go home!

Thank you, Bo Ge, for your warning. I still need you to help look after me in the future.

So you've been hiding here. Country bumpkin!

And I was still thinking how hard it'd be to find a small mouse like you.

Xiao Yi, I need the loo urgently. I'll be making my leave first.

Take care of yourself.

Hey, Brother Bo. Brother Bo, wait for me. I also have to go to the bathroom.

Country Bumpkin, good then. Let's make a trip to the toilet together.

That's too kind of you. There's so many of you to accompany me.

Li-Liang Ge, is th-this country bumpkin r-really dumb o-or is he playing dumb?

He doesn't have the l-least awareness of danger

Who cares if he's really dumb or playing dumb? Does it make a difference to us?

No difference.

- Ah Meng Ah Meng!- What's wrong?

As I expected, Zhong Ping Liang is going to deal with that peeping tom in the boy's toilet.

Then that peeping tom has trouble heading his way this time. He deserves it!

We'll be able to enjoy a good show! Let's go!

Xiao Shu! We're going to go to the boy's toilet to watch? That's not a good idea, is it?

Ah Meng, that peeping tom has taken advantage of you so many times.

If you don't take a good look at him being punished, how are you going to be appeased?

Besides, he's your bodyguard.

You should at least go and find out how he gets tortured to death, don't you?

Do you have any last words? You should say them now.

Last words? I just want to pee.

Stop.

Okay, I give you permission. Go pee. Go pee for the last time in your life.

Hurry and pee. Once you are done peeing, we will deal with you severely.

Xiao Shu, why isn't anything happening yet?

Maybe it hasn't started yet.

Then, do you think, with so many people dealing with just him, he should end up in a very sorry state, right?

He will definitely be in a very sorry state. Serves that peeping tom right!

This time it's our turn to peep!

Hurry and pee. You're on the verge of dying, why are you still dragging it out?

Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I've never had so many friends accompany me to pee.

Hurry and pee! Hurry!

Don't know how good my A-La-Spray* Skill is now.(*sounds like elephant in Chinese)

Are you peeing drop by drop? Are you an old man?

A-La-Spray!

Xiao Shu! It's all because of you! You made me see things that I shouldn't see!

And because of you, I've been sprayed with pee from head to toe!

How would I know? Who the hell pees like that?

Whatever it is, I can't face people anymore!

Ah Meng!

So stinky!

The strong wind blows, the water at Yi Shui is cold,

a brave warrior leaves and never returns.

Interesting... Interesting.

- Go help me investigate- Yes, boss!

From now on, the school is going to become very interesting.

Zhong Pin Liang may have a brain, but he has no wits.

It's that powerful force.

Why are you holding an umbrella in the sun?

Looking so stupid. Are you a sissy?

It's him again.

I've already reminded you not to let me see you again today.

I will beat you up each time I see you.

Go die!

Stop moving! Go to hell!

That's strange. He's powerful.

Why isn't he fighting back? If this persists, he'll die.

But what if I step in and throw away my cover as a bodyguard?

Classmate, are you okay? How did they bully you again?

None of your business.

What did you say?

Revenge begets revenge, when will the vicious cycle end?

Originally, I just had to get beaten up a little, and the matter'll be over.

Why does he have to hide such a strong force?

Hello, Boss.

Yes. We're keeping an eye on it.

Okay, I understand.

Hey.

Ladies and gentlemen, right now, reporters are located in front of Song Shan city's Song Shan bank.

Just recently, a bank robbery incident took place here.

According to the information provided by the Song Shan special police force,

there are five perpetrators holding more than 10 hostages, all of which are still inside.

[30 minutes before the incident.]

Who told you to follow us. Didn't I say to stay back at least 10 meters?

Because I'm also a Song Shan student,

so according to the school rules, I also have to register for a new card to pay for small things at the school.

Reporting, I'm certain they haven't brought a bodyguard.

Something's happening.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hurry and leave this place. I don't have time to explain.

What, you big pervert? Why are you touching me?

That's right, who are you? Why are you touching my hand?

Believe me. Coming with me is the right thing to do.

I won't treat you guys in any way. You aren't my type.

What? I'm not your type?

Everyone, don't move!

It's too late.

Everyone, you're not allowed to move!

Don't move!

Turn off the alarm!

Put your hands above your head. Get down!

Get over there!

Hands above your head. Quickly!

Hurry up! Squat down!

- Don't think about doing anything strange. - Face me!

Bullet's don't have eyes.

What are you doing! Squat down!

Ah Meng, I'm really scared.

Xiao Shu, don't be scared. I'll protect you.

Don't move!

You two don't need to be afraid. I'll protect you.

Put the money in here. Quickly!

You're not helping?

Move quickly! Don't just sit there shaking.

For Pete's sake, are you dallying?

Hurry!

Proceed according to the plan.

You...

Get up. You're pretty good-looking, little girl.

I'm talking about you, pretty little girl.

Keep going!

This deputy captain is too much.

She really doesn't act like a girl.

Continue. Continue!

Sorry, Deputy Captain.

Still looking?

What are you doing? Stand up! Quickly!

Deputy Song!

- What's wrong now? - Someone's robbing the bank!

Robbing a bank in Song Shan city?

[Song Shan Ling][An Iron Lady who strikes fear in her men]

Let's go!

[18 minutes before Chu Meng Yao encounters danger.]

If I'd known earlier, I would've brought a few more bags to fill.

That's enough. Sit back down.

Boss, we're done.

This team of robbers are quite strange.

Robbing a bank, yet preparing so few bags.

Their plan appears well put together, but a lot of problems are still present.

What are they waiting for?

Yes, Chairman. The young lady is inside. This...

What are we going to do? Yes. Lin Yi is with them.

That's right. The special police forces have arrived.

I'll report to you if there is any change in the situation.

What's the situation now?

Reporting to Deputy Song. According to what the witness's saw, there are 5 gunmen in total. All have their faces covered.

We cannot determine their identity.

We are still in the process of determining the number of hostages and bank staff inside.

Also, there was a gun shot sound earlier.

Everyone inside listen up! I am Song Shan...

Ahem.

Listen carefully, people inside!

Hurry.

Deputy Captain.

Everyone inside listen up!

I am Song Shan special police force's deputy captain, Song Ling Shan. You have already been surrounded.

Immediately put down your surrender weapons.

Immediately put down your weapons and surrender.

Whatever.

In short, if you dare to harm Song Shan city, you're dead!

I, Song Lian Shan, will definitely not let you get away with it!

Leader, outside there's a very hot girl saying we're dead.

The hostages are all in our hands. Who's dead?

Women who are so fierce definitely don't have a satisfying sex life!

The hostages are in our hands. Who's dead?

Women who are so fierce definitely don't have a satisfying sex life!

Whose sex life isn't satisfying? It's your sex life that isn't satisfying!

My boyfriend's nickname is King of Condors. He was asked to be the spokesperson for "fucking good"*. My sex life is sure as hell satisfying! (*often used term to say the sex is good.)

Hey, is Deputy Song's boyfriend called King of Condors?

I don't want to ask. It's very scary.

We can't lose right? I must say something back.

That's right.

Stand up. You're rather good looking, little girl.

I'm talking to you, pretty little girl.

Actually, I'm not pretty.

- My legs are quite fat. - Idiot!

When I tell you to stand up, stand up!

Let me be your hostage.

Bullying a girl, what kind of ability does that count as?

Did I call you? Who do you think you are?

Your face looks like some dirty migrant worker.

Brother, what you said isn't right.

You shouldn't judge someone based on their appearance. How can you-

Preview to the next episode

Get down! Who ordered you to do this?

How do we know? We just do what we're paid to do!

Lin Yi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, Lin Yi!

You guys have botched the job.

May I ask, where is the person in that hospital bed?

He's just been sent to the morgue.

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I need a hug, as long as I'm not lonely. ♫

♫ I don't need a tall and handsome one. I'm not picky. ♫

♫ Hey boy across from me, I'm a good girl. ♫

♫ When I see you, my heart beats like thump, thump, thump. ♫

♫ A deer caught in headlights, I can't bear it anymore. ♫

♫ I never knew love was so magical. ♫

♫ I've already been burned by love's flames. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, hurry and kiss me. ♫

♫ I'm your love life. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, hurry and pat me. ♫

♫ You are my love impulse. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I'm lonely to death. Love you. ♫