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♫ The first second I saw you, everything froze except for my heartbeat. ♫

♫ Oddly, I had to adjust my breathing and suppress my impulses. ♫

♫ Whenever you appear, warm thoughts of you ♫

♫ surrender me whole, and can never escape from your side. ♫

♫ The flaming knife slices into the silent night and ignites it. ♫

♫ My fiery eyes are locked onto my personal contact with yours. I smile. ♫

♫ The moment we clash allows no time for hesitation. ♫

♫ This is a world that does not give an option for failure. ♫

♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫

♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO. ♫

♫ What chance? So? What fate? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of love madness. SO. ♫

♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫

♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫

♫ What crisis? SO. What feelings? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫

♫ Love isn't a game. ♫

♫ I must do my best. ♫

♫ Even if people suffocate, ♫

♫ I can't waver. I can't give up. ♫

♫ For love, I'm an eagle. ♫

♫ No one can keep their distance. ♫

♫ I'll wait for you closely. I'll protect you closely. ♫

♫ While loving you, I forget to love myself. ♫

♫ Even if the whole world is my enemy, I don't care. SO. ♫

♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO. ♫

♫ What chance? SO. What fate? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. ♫

♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫

♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫

♫ What crisis? SO. What feelings? SO. ♫

♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫

These two ladies are so hard to deal with.

No way...

That's right, CEO. Surprisingly, Li Yi

only spent a few minutes to find the bomb I planted.

This guy is really skilled.

Then, hurry and get him to go to school.

Yes, I will arrange it. Rest assured, CEO.

That's what we'll do. Be careful, don't let them find out.

Yes, I'll be hanging up now.

Bye, CEO.

Uncle Fu.

When did you appear?

What do you want?

I was walking around the house and found 21 bugs in total.

I think the 12 hidden cameras in the house should be enough.

These old things should retire now.

Also, this kind of old-style bomb I found in the bathtub

should be the prop you use to test new bodyguards, right?

I'll return this to you, too.

The only place where I can avoid the cameras is in the bathroom.

In there, you won't be able to hear, nor see anything.

The only person who'll put the bomb there,

apart from me, should be someone who's familiar with the house.

That's right. It was me who put it there.

I only wanted to see if you really had the skills to protect Miss Chu.

Rest assured on that part. That's my job.

It's rare to see such a loyal person.

Why is it that Miss has such a bad temper?

But these two new-and-improved bugs

must have been planted not long ago by some other skillful person who sneaked in.

It looks like I need to investigate.

The old man really did me a favor this time.

It's really well-paid, easy,

and full of hot girls.

Moreover, I can rightfully live with the two hotties,

and be together with them.

Life is perfect.

Brother Yi!

After a long day,

you must be tired, right?

Come, lie down. I'll help you relax.

Let me help massage your legs!

Feels so good...

Feels so good...!

Here, I'll feed you grapes.

Grapes?

You can't get them! Here.

Alright, you be good and I'll give them to you, okay?

-Do they taste good?-Tastes good.

Thank you, Sister Grape.

Big Pervert![Killer Aura]

My name's Lin Yi, okay?

We just saw you watching cartoons, daydreaming with your mouth open, and saying Sister Grape. You still say you're not a Pervert?

Two ladies, do you need something?

Although I don't know why my dad hired you,

but don't look so smug. I need to set some rules.

To save my dad some face, I can let you stay temporarily.

But I'm saying the worst first.

We will think of every idea and do everything we can

to get you fired.

Oh, so unfriendly.

Look at yourself, you should stop overexerting.

You have no idea how tough we are.

Is that right? I'm so scared.

Upstairs are mine and Xiao Shu's rooms. You can't come up.

- But what if something–- If you dare to come up,

then I'll call the General to bite you to death.

General?

General!

[Vicious Dog]

[Brutal - Ferocious - Mighty]

You're dead. Don't underestimate General.

The bodyguards before you angered him, and now, they're lying on hospital beds.

General, prepare to attack!

Bite him, General! Bite him!

General, bite him, bite him![I'm General, no one tells me what to do! Woof!]

What's wrong?

Actually, he and I get along pretty well.

This guy has some animal power. He's a freak.

Big Pervert! Just you wait!

General, go! Go!

General, go! Go! Go!

Just you wait! Go!

Ever since I was a child, the old man has trained me to do stare-offs with wild animals.

I have never lost to any animal.

- Hello? - CEO Li.

Our boss is relying on you for the thing he burdened you with.

Tell your boss, he should have my things ready.

Not a problem. Everything has been prepared.

After it's done, you can have it all.

Then, I hope we'll have a happy cooperation.

Then, we'll be waiting for good news.

Xiao Hua.

It appears that the second 5-year Dragon Festival is approaching.

I wonder if I'll make the next gate opening.

[Ten Years Ago]

Where are we going?

So tired.

Old Man, why did you bring me here?

It's here. Xiao Yi, let me ask you.

Normally, how do I treat you?

- Okay, I guess.- Okay?

Then if I kick you into the river,

how would you feel?

Not only did I not get to eat sticky rice on the Dragon Festival,

but now, I have to be kicked into the river. I probably wouldn't be happy.

That's what I thought, too.

Here's the opportunity. Go!

Xiao Yi, you mustn't blame me for this.

This really was a precious opportunity that couldn't be missed.

Every 5 years on May 5th, at exactly noon of the Dragon Festival,

the 7-colored whirlpool gate will open.

You mustn't miss the best opportunity to train.

Where is this place?

Oh yeah, that old man kicked me into the whirlpool.

It's clear he wanted to kill me.

My hip... my arm... my neck.

Thank God, I have trained well since I was little.

The end of the whirlpool carried me here.

Am I dreaming?

Or can it be that I've already gone to heaven?

Anyway, this place feels really familiar,

as if I'd been here in my dream.

Anyone here?

Anyone here?

How did it close again?

This strange door...

Could it be...?

Hey! Why were you hugging that big pervert?

You can't come in today, get out!

[So what? I don't care.]

Ah Meng, isn't this a little too strange?

General wasn't like this before. Why was he like this today?

I don't know. That freak's face just screams annoying.

I remember that he's seen me without any clothes on.

The more I think about it, the more angry I get. I lost big time!

He's seen me without any clothes on, too.

You!

Who are you?! Big Pervert, Big Pervert!

Ahh! Ahh!

No! I won't settle! I have to see him without any clothes on, too!

What are you doing?

We're just here to disarm your bombs. We didn't peek at all!

No, no, no! Xiao Shu, no!

Who'd want to see that dirty thing?

[I kind of want to.]

I don't care. Whenever I think of that dirty pervert

living with me from now on, for 24-hours a day,

I get more angry!

No! I have to find my dad tomorrow. It's either him or me!

No, Ah Meng! We have to make things more difficult for him first!

That's right... We have to really torment him!

Ah Meng, actually, we don't have to do anything.

What do you mean?

[What? Is it really that effective? Let me handle the street worker...]

[There are no bugs in here, right? It's only you two in here…]

[These two are such hotties…]

"At the Dragon Festival, the door will open."

"Those from the clouds can come inside."

The Dragon Festival... Isn't that today?

Those from the clouds… Would that be me? Only I can enter?

Then this phrase: "Before dark, you must leave this place."

"After five years, the stone door will reopen."

Could it be... I have to leave before dark,

or else I'll be trapped here for 5 years?

That won't do. Never mind 5 years,

I'll starve to death in 5 days.

What time is it now?

I wonder, can I still go in?

"After 5 years, your skills will have just matured."

"One may enter by striking the door with the palm."

"If a result is undesired, the powers have not matured."

"Wait five more years to try once more."

So that means when I've refined my skills,

the door will open when I hit it with my hand.

In other words, if my skills haven't matured,

then I won't be able to open it. What the heck? This is like an action novel.

Could it be that there really is a magic martial arts book in there?

If I can do it, then I can open the door.

Oh no! There's an earthquake! I've got to get out of here!

[Xuanyuan Knacks of Dragon Training]

[Xuanyuan Knacks of Dragon Training]

Is this a university?

So this is what a university student feels like.

School Beauties! School Beauties are here!

School Beauties! School Beauties are here!

What? School Beauties?

Wow...!

Wow...!

Those two are the School Beauties?

School Beauties Chu Meng Yao and Chen Yu Shu.

Do you know them?

Oh, you're a newbie.

So this is how it is.

I'm the two girls' roommate.

Hey! Move it, move it!

Move it! Are you blind?!

- Don't you know what's going on?- What's wrong?

The 3 Shao's are here.

3 Shao? What does that mean?

Out of the 4 worst bullies, they're number 3.

[Little minion - Big Bully #3 - Little minion]

[Minion #1]

[Minion #2]

Do not mess with them.

Brother Liang, this way. This way.

Good morning, Yao Yao!

How's it going? Did you sleep well last night?

Zhong Pin Liang, you again? Aren't you too bothersome?

Don't say that!

Why didn't I see your bodyguard?

We fired him.

- Applaud! - Clap! Clap!

Well done, Yao Yao. With me here,

you don't need bodyguards, right?

Hey, what are you doing?

Brother Zhong's worried you're going to catch a cold and get sick.

Then, are you not cold?

How can a man like me be afraid of the cold?

Sir, here, this is for you.

Thank you, miss.

This... this...!

Bye-bye.

Th–They... gave your jacket to the ho–hobo...

Brother Zhong, aren't you going to punish those two b*tches?

Th–That's right. We have to take care of th–them.

That Chen Yu Shu isn't someone you two can mess with.

- Do you know why?- No.

Because Chen Yu Shu and Chu Meng Yao are best friends.

Also, Chu Meng Yao is my girl, so they all rely on the same person.

The most feared, hansom prince in 5000 miles,

is me!

Remember! Don't make the same mistake next time!

Yes, Big Brother!

Don't just stand there, take off your coat so I can wear it!

- I'm taking it off!- Do you want me to get sick? Will you two be able to handle the consequences?

That's more like it. Let's go!

It looks like dealing with those people will be a part of the mission, too.

The more likely I do this, the more unlucky I get.

As one of the most sought after martial arts masters in the world,

I can't believe I'm here to deal with these small fries.

I'm way too overqualified for this. Like killing a chick with a broadsword.

After Miss Chu goes to class,

I should take the time to observe the campus.

As expected, something's strange.

They are truly university students.

From the body to movements, everything is so sexy.

Wow, you're so good!

You're so handsome!

Can you help me stretch my leg?

Wow!

Do it to me!

My turn!

What a great mission.

Something's wrong!

A strong force is near, and getting closer.

A master's here.

That's strange. The force is gone.

That's strange. The force isn't coming off from one of them.

Next time you see me, move out of the way, understood?

- Did you hear me?- He's actually...

It's him.

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[Ability - Attack - Power]

[AP - MP - ATK]

Are you kidding me? Can the school be hiding such a master?

[AP - MP - ATK]

That's strange. Even though his ability is strong,

but I can't sense any kill auras.

[AP - MP - ATK]

It's here!

Is this the legendary Shang Yang Finger?

Classmate, your shoelaces are untied.

Huh? What?

I said your shoelaces are untied. You'll trip.

Oh, thank you.

All's fair in war. He must be suspicious.

This classmate is too weird.

It looks like this mission still has its challenges. I must be careful.

Go over here.

And then, block there.

I'll leave this part to you.

Complete every part of your task perfectly.

Everyone should be clear about your exact timing and position.

If anyone dares make a mistake, they're dead!

- Understood?- Yes!

After the alarm sounds, in 3 minutes 30 seconds, the police will arrive.

This LED TV is at least 60 inches.

It sure feels good watching it.

Wow! This satellite TV

has so many channels. So awesome.

What is this?

No way. Adult channels?

Oh my god! This feels so realistic on the big TV.

I wonder if they have it in 3D.

I'm really tired.

Stupid Ah Meng fooled around all night and just went to bed.

Why are you up so early? What are you doing here?

Nothing. I couldn't sleep, so I got up.

Hey, Lin Yi, I'm hungry.

Go make some ramen for me.

You want me to make ramen for you?

That's right. I mean you.

Someone's robbing the bank!

You... get up.

Miss Chu is inside the building!

Wh–What should we do?

Listen carefully, people are inside! If you dare hurt the people of Song San, then you're dead!

What are your last words?

Last words? I just want to pee.

A La Spray!

Interesting... Interesting.

Now, there's going to be some fun at the school.

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I need a hug, as long as I'm not lonely. ♫

♫ I don't need a tall and handsome one. I'm not picky. ♫

♫ Hey boy across from me, I'm a good girl. ♫

♫ When I see you, my heart beats like thump, thump, thump. ♫

♫ A deer caught in headlights, I can't bear it anymore. ♫

♫ I never knew love was so magical. ♫

♫ I've already been burned by love's flames. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, hurry and kiss me. ♫

♫ I'm your love life. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, hurry and pat me. ♫

♫ You are my reason for loving. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫

♫ I'm lonely to death. Love you. ♫