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Hound to Eagle, the transaction is complete. You may now remove the cockroach. Over.
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Sure enough, there's an ambush.
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♫ The first time I saw you, everything froze except for my beating heart. ♫
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♫ Oddly, I had to adjust my breathing and suppress my impulses. ♫
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♫ Whenever you appear, warm thoughts of you ♫
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♫ surrender me whole, and can never escape from your side. ♫
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♫ The flaming knife slices into the silent night and ignites it. ♫
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♫ My fiery eyes are locked onto my personal contact with yours. I smile. ♫
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♫ The moment we clash allows no time for hesitation. ♫
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♫ This is a world that does not give an option for failure. ♫
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♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫
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♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO. ♫
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♫ What chance? SO. What fate? SO. ♫
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♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫
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♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫
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♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫
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♫ What crisis? SO. What feelings? SO.♫
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♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫
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♫ Love is not a game. I must do my best. ♫
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♫ Even if people suffocate, I can't waver. I can't give up. ♫
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♫ For love, I'm an eagle. No one can keep their distance. ♫
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♫ I'll wait for you closely. I'll protect you closely. ♫
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♫ While loving you, I forget how to love myself. ♫
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♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO.♫
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♫Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫
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♫ What chance? So? What fate? SO. ♫
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♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫
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♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫
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♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫
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♫ What crisis? SO. What feelings? SO. ♫
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♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫
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[One Year Later... Mount Xi Xing] ~ Episode 1 ~
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Huh! This guy doesn't have any respect.
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How can he eat by himself before I sit at the table?
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Moreover, this meal has way too much protein. Does he want to kill me? [BUG FEAST]
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I'm already 45-years old. Does he want me to build more muscle
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by eating so much protein?
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He is getting more and more disrespectful.
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This guy. Ever since he came back from that mission,
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he's been such a bum. Doesn't want to do anything.
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He doesn't do house chores. Even when he cooks,
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he makes everything a mess.
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Could it be... he's still thinking of that girl?
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Listen carefully. There's a new mission for you.
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Are you done talking? I'm not taking any missions anymore.
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Little brat, if you keep declining missions, do you want us to live off just air?
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Every mission I go on is very dangerous. I don't even get paid much.
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If you describe it well, going out on missions are for saving others,
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but the reality is simply making a person face all kinds of death traps. Who'd want to do something like that?
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I'm not taking it.
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Although I train everyday, I still can't surpass this old man.
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Fine.
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If you don't want to take the mission, then I won't force you.
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It's a shame though.
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This mission really is different.
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Not only is the pay good and work easy, but there's also hot girls involved.
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That's not possible.
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This pervert didn't even respond.
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Words alone are no proof. We will write down everything in a contract this time.
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Hey.
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- Are you here to see the CEO? - Yes.
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Do you really think a guy like you can see the CEO?
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So, you two won't let me pass through?
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Sorry, we can't let you pass.
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Go away quickly. We don't want a commotion.
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If I say you guys are dogs, I'd be insulting the dogs.
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I wonder how strong your anal sphincters are.
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What's a sphincter?
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Why are you asking us this?
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Because there will soon be a cold breeze passing through your stomach,
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then there'll be a TNNDHT feeling in your abdomen.
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What the heck is a TNNDHT?
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It stands for: God, It Hurts Like A Little B*tch. [TNNDHT cannot be directly translated]
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Your abdominal pain will move from your small intestines to your large intestines.
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To your rectum, then anal sphincter.
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Right now everything is dependent on your strong anal sphincters.
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It was a pleasure meeting you two for the first time.
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Dad, I just think that
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those body guards are really useless. They're all looks and no skill.
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As soon as Yu Shu and I play a little trick on them,
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- they all end up getting tricked. - Fine, fine, fine.
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Did you know? As much as you despise them, they don't want to work for you, either?
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Right now, you're blacklisted by the bodyguards.
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Then, that's perfect. I don't want any bodyguards, anyway. They follow you everywhere. So annoying!
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Dad, it's not like you did anything guilty.
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Why are you always so overprotective of your daughter?
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- I– this– - Okay, okay, I know.
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Because it's better to be safe than sorry, not everyone has a good heart.
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That's right! There are so many bad guys in the outside world. I only have you as my daughter.
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You should at least think of me, right?
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Fine.
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Then... you have to, at least, get me someone who looks skillful.
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You can't always get those bodyguards who look like they're useless.
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A master that looks skillful?
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- [Do they exist?] - [They do.]
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- You said it. - Yes.
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- A master that looks skillful. - That's right.
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But... I should still have the last word.
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- Fine! - Dad, trust me.
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A person like that hasn't been born yet.
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Hey! Hold on! Wait!
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Sorry, we're in a hurry. Girls come on. The elevator won't wait. Chances won't wait, either.
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Hey, your makeup's running. Hurry and touch up in the elevator!
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Oh my god! 36D, 34C.
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Wow, 34D. I'm so lucky!
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These girls all have killer bodies. So amazing!
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If any of you are chosen by the people of Peng Zhan Enterprise today, you might as well be this year's new darling of the advertising industry!
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Hurry, hurry! Check your makeup!
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I'm so lucky. What kind of amazing view is this!
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Right now, if the power could go out for the elevator to stop functioning, how great would that be?
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Don't be scared, don't be scared. Stay close to me.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Come closer. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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Come out, come out.
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Even if I get trampled to death at this angle, I'll have no regrets.
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So worth it.
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Is this heaven? There's another hot girl.
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Her legs... waist... chest.
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The face of an angel... perfumed hair.
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This mission really is different.
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Not only is the pay good and easy work, but there'll be tons of hot girls.
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That old man wasn't lying.
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- Li Fu. - Yes. - When will he be here?
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That's strange. He should be here by now, but there's still no sign of him.
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On the resume, this guy has never come late.
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Excuse me, are you looking for me?
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I'm here. Hello!
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Look to your left.
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More to the left. A bit more.
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Hi!
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How did you just suddenly appear?
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- If I couldn't, then I wouldn't be a master. - Oh, you're right.
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That's not right. How was it possible for you to come in?
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We have a lot of security guards at the door. How did you–
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- Wow! - Sorry about that.
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Are you Lin Yi?
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No wonder, you're the renowned master. I am Chu Peng Zhan.
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I have long admired you.
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Mr. Chu, let's speak clearly. Just what do you want me to do?
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I want you to go undercover as a student at the University of Song San.
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Student?
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You must accompany my daughter to and from school, study with her, also protect her from harm.
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This is more like being a babysitter.
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I'll pay you NT$50,000 a month.
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- NT$50,000? - Including all expenses paid for school.
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As for other expenditures, you can get reimbursed from Li Fu.
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What about where I'm living?
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For the safety of my daughter, you can live with her.
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How can I be so shameless?
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- I'm so scared! Ah, I'm so scared! - Don't be scared!
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- With me here, no one on Earth can harm you.
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- Especially your heart.
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- It's so good to have you.
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It's okay...
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Mr. Lin, what do you think?
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This is a serious problem. I must think about this clearly.
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Who knows what kind of face your daughter has. What if...
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- Ah, I'm so scared! - I'm more scared!
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Especially...
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So naughty, playing hard to get?
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There's a killer, protect me!
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Geez, stop hitting me! Protect me!
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Please, please!
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- Get lost! - Ahh, there are so many killers!
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Of course, it must be hard for a master to do something like this.
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It is difficult. How's this, Mr. Chu?
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Do you have your daughter's information that I can see? You should know that in this line of work,
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we must have a thorough understanding of the entire process. It's a careful procedure.
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It can't be completed that quickly.
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This is Ms. Chu's personal information.
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This... Isn't this the girl who was at the elevator?
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- I'm so scared, I'm so scared! - It's okay, don't be scared!
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With me here, no one on Earth will be able to hurt you.
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Especially...
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your heart!
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I'm so glad to have you!
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Mr. Lin, what do you think?
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- Mr. Lin! - Yes! - What do you think about this?
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After thinking it through thoroughly,
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I've forced myself to accept.
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Mr. Lin, sorry about before. I didn't personally pick you up.
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If I've offended you in anyway, please be considerate.
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Let me introduce myself. I'm Li Fu, the CEO's personal assistant/driver.
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From now on, if you need anything, come directly to me.
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Mr. Li, let's be comfortable with each other. You can call me Xiao Yi.
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Xiao Yi, hello.
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Then, you can call me Uncle Fu. Let's go to the CEO's house first.
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Uncle Fu, let's be straight with each other.
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Does my job really just entail going to school, studying and protecting Miss Chu?
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I'm not going to lie,
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but you're already the 101st bodyguard that the CEO has hired.
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I knew it. That old bat doesn't have a kind heart.
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Dumping me into a case that's already been through 101 bodyguards.
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Don't misunderstand. They weren't beaten up by Miss Chu.
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They were fired.
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Miss Chu can fight?
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Miss Chu doesn't know any martial arts, but her pranking skills are fantastic.
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Those 100 bodyguards really suffered.
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Really?
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Xiao Yi, don't worry. Although Miss Chu has a bad temper,
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but she has a kind heart.
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Argh, argh, argh!
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So boring!
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Really! Why are all your bodyguards such cowards?
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Indeed! They can't even protect themselves,
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much less me.
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Hey, Ah Meng! Did you know we're blacklisted with the bodyguards now, so no one wants to take the job?
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Then, that's perfect. Now, my dad's never going to find a bodyguard for me!
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Hey, hold on. If we don't have bodyguards to prank anymore, wouldn't that be even more boring?
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Xiao Shu, what are you saying? Don't curse it.
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Uncle Fu, why are you coming here so early?
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Compared to before, I love this mission so much!
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This girl's body is very nice.
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Her sexiness can't even be concealed by her robe. Oh my god!
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Her facial features are delicate and clear. Perfect score!
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Xiao Shu!
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Let me introduce to you, since we have to protect Miss Chu,
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this is the new bodyguard the CEO hired.
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Miss, what's your name? You're not Miss Chu, right?
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Since I've accepted the job of protecting Miss Chu, can I protect you, too?
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That's not possible! A new bodyguard?
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Where did Uncle Chu find this street worker?
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Even a street worker is becoming a bodyguard?
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What's going on? No bodyguards are willing to come, right?
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Hey! Are you sure you're a bodyguard?
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I'm not. I used to sell shoes made out of tweeds for a living.
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Oh my god! Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I've been eating too much. My system's just a bit inflamed.
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So that's what it is.
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There's danger!
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- Oh yeah, where is Miss Chu? - She went to take a bath.
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Is that so? Xiao Yi, let's–
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Freak.
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Indeed, he is a master.
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Get out, you pervert! Pervert!
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Stop hitting me!
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It's going to explode!
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- What did you say? - This is a bomb!
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Someone planted a bomb in your bathtub. I've disarmed it already.
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What? Thanks...
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What?! A bomb?!
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Help me! Help!
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But I just said I've disarmed it.
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Was she naked just now?
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I didn't really get a good look.
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Uncle Fu! Uncle Fu!
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Everything at its correct place. Everyone move faster.
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- Uncle Fu! I'm telling you there was a... - Oh no!
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Uncle Fu!
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Ahh! You...!
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Give that to me!
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You're a really good friend.
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What do you mean?
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Ahh! Give it back!
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Ahh!
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Give some to me!
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Miss, I think this is when you should leave.
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Ahh!
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Miss Chu and her little friend are really amusing.
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There's a killer aura, but it doesn't seem dangerous.
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That's strange. The jade doesn't sense it, either.
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- You pervert! You're dead, pervert! - Miss,
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what are you doing? I just saved you!
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You're still dare to ask? Xiao Shu, help me!
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I'm coming!
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Stop! Listen to me! Hold on!
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Fine! You want to explain?
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I sure am curious as to what crazy lies you can make up!
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Honestly, disarming a bomb
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and protecting your life is a part of my job.
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That's an excuse, not the main point!
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The main point is you saw everything!
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Please! When I'm working,
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I don't even notice your bodies!
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- Really? - Of course!
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[The nosebleed confirmed everything]
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You! You liar! You liar!
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Don't go overboard, you guys!
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You can't even control yourself! How can you protect other people?!
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Use any tricks that you have!
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- Use your tricks! - If I used all of my strength, you guys would die early.
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If you keep hitting me, don't blame me if you go naked again!
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Go naked? I don't think you can do anything to us now!
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- Ahh! You–! - You–! - Me?
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Ahh!
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-What's wrong?! -Uncle Fu! Ahh!
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Oh no!
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Uncle Fu! Ahh! Ahh!
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Uncle Fu! Ahh!
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Miss, shouldn't you two be leaving?
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I don't care. He's just a big pervert!
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Fine, then I'll personally call my dad.
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He has to be fired!
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Hello, Dad? It's Meng Er.
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Hello, my daughter. What do you need from daddy?
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Dad, I'm telling you. This new bodyguard has absolutely no morals! [Pitch-Wavelength Skill]
298
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He's just a big pervert!
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And you're making me live with him? It's like making a sheep live with a wolf. It's too dangerous!
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Meng Er, you have to stop calling every bodyguard a pervert.
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Don't be so stubborn, okay? Listen to daddy this time, okay?
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This time, I especially hired an international master!
303
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Dad, I already said that I don't need a bodyguard!
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A girl living alone in a cottage is very dangerous!
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Daddy's just worried. This time, listen to daddy.
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Also, this bodyguard is actually into men!
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What?!
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Meng Er, daddy has a meeting. Let's talk later, okay?
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No, Dad! Listen to me!
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Hey, hey! Hello?
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What?! He's using this method to stop me?
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What did Uncle Chu say?
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Mr. Lin, do you need something?
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Uncle Fu...
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You're really strong.
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Get off, get off!
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Judging by your age,
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your body is really spectacular!
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Hey!
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What the heck!
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You're dead!
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Pervert! You're dead!
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These two ladies sure are difficult.
324
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There's no way...
325
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Those two are the school beauties. The most sought after in the university.
326
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Who are you to follow us?
327
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I'm going to say the bad stuff first.
328
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We're going to think of every possible idea.
329
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Every possible way to get you fired.
330
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CEO Li, the thing that our boss has burdened you with is all on you.
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Something's wrong.
332
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Are you kidding me? How can there be another master at school?
333
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♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
334
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♫ I need a hug, as long as I'm not lonely. ♫
335
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♫ I don't need a tall and handsome one, girl. I'm not picky. ♫
336
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♫ Hey boy across from me, I'm a good girl. ♫
337
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♫ When I see you, my heart beats like thump, thump, thump. ♫
338
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♫ A deer caught in headlights, I can't bear it anymore. ♫
339
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♫ I never knew love was so magical. ♫
340
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♫ I've already been burned by love's flames. ♫
341
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♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
342
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♫ So lonely, so lonely, hurry and rescue me. ♫
343
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♫ You are my loving comfort. ♫
344
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♫ So lonely, so lonely, hurry and give me a hug. ♫
345
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♫ You are my reason for loving. ♫
346
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♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
347
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♫ So lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
348
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♫ I'm lonely to death. Love you. ♫
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