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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,465 --> 00:00:21,871 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:59,384 Yeah, I'm headed there right now. 3 00:00:59,418 --> 00:01:00,285 Mm-hmm. 4 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,187 Oh, I see. 5 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,056 Bye. 6 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,060 So I don't have a rescue dog. 7 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,631 I mean, I have a dog and it came from the shelter 8 00:02:51,664 --> 00:02:54,432 but I don't call it a rescue dog. 9 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,203 I feel like rescue is kind of a grandiose term 10 00:02:57,236 --> 00:03:00,640 for going and getting something that I already wanted. 11 00:03:00,673 --> 00:03:02,175 Rescuing should involve 12 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,677 swinging on vines and defusing bombs. 13 00:03:07,713 --> 00:03:09,182 Okay, three, 14 00:03:09,215 --> 00:03:10,283 two, one. 15 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,785 Oh, that's really cute. 16 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,954 And, look, I'm happy to take another one 17 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,489 but just so you know, the meter is running. 18 00:03:17,522 --> 00:03:19,125 - Aw, look at you! - That's so cute. 19 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,159 I look fabulous. 20 00:03:20,193 --> 00:03:21,393 Oh no. 21 00:03:21,426 --> 00:03:23,129 - I love it. - Delete it. 22 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,396 Your skin is perfect. 23 00:03:24,429 --> 00:03:25,597 - It makes me want to kill you. - What? 24 00:03:25,631 --> 00:03:27,033 No, I should've just warn my hair down. 25 00:03:27,066 --> 00:03:28,000 I mean, it looks horrible. 26 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:29,501 Look at my breakouts. 27 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:32,171 At least one of us can pull updos. 28 00:03:32,205 --> 00:03:33,438 Have you ever noticed that some girls 29 00:03:33,471 --> 00:03:35,174 don't really compliment each other unless 30 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:37,375 it sounds really threatening? 31 00:03:37,409 --> 00:03:39,045 Your body is so fit, 32 00:03:39,078 --> 00:03:42,380 I wish you that you would power walk right off a cliff. 33 00:03:42,414 --> 00:03:44,851 Your smile is so beautiful 34 00:03:44,884 --> 00:03:46,719 I want to take a baseball bat to it. 35 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:49,822 Your hair's so beautiful I want to rip it out 36 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:52,959 and then it wouldn't be your hair anymore. 37 00:03:53,926 --> 00:03:55,194 It would be my hair. 38 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:58,631 No, that's not good, that one needs work. 39 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:05,370 Sir? 40 00:04:06,739 --> 00:04:07,539 Sir? 41 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:08,808 Huh? 42 00:04:08,841 --> 00:04:10,343 Yeah, I just wanted to know if you needed to go 43 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,179 to Brookside Apartments or Brookwood Apartments. 44 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:15,314 Terry's! 45 00:04:15,348 --> 00:04:16,782 Take me to Terry's, mm-hmm, yeah. 46 00:04:16,816 --> 00:04:19,618 Okay, so does Terry live at Brookwood Apart... 47 00:04:19,652 --> 00:04:20,552 Terry's! 48 00:04:20,585 --> 00:04:22,088 Boom, boom, boom, ba-boom. 49 00:04:22,121 --> 00:04:23,521 Terry's, yeah. 50 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,522 Strip, nap. 51 00:04:25,858 --> 00:04:28,060 Okay, that sounds like Brookside. 52 00:04:28,094 --> 00:04:31,297 I mean, I tell other people that he's a rescue dog 53 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:33,799 and I definitely use the hashtag on Instagram. 54 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:35,668 Right here, buddy! 55 00:04:35,701 --> 00:04:36,936 My lane. 56 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,706 Because, otherwise, how would people know 57 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:42,474 that I was a good person? 58 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:44,542 Well, I'm sure you son is really excited 59 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,045 that you're gonna be visiting 60 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,346 and you're gonna have fun too. 61 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:49,782 There's a lot to do here, it's a nice town. 62 00:04:49,815 --> 00:04:51,284 The body discovered in Philips Park 63 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:54,353 has been identified as 24 year old Gabriel Payne. 64 00:04:54,387 --> 00:04:55,955 Authorities are asking for any information. 65 00:04:58,456 --> 00:05:01,327 So what part of town does your son live in? 66 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,895 Honey, no! 67 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:05,231 Every time we go there we get terrible service 68 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,199 and you expect me to talk to the manager? 69 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:10,136 I'm sorry, ma'am, we want to go to the Cellar. 70 00:05:10,169 --> 00:05:11,370 Don't talk over me! 71 00:05:11,404 --> 00:05:13,372 It is my birthday and I get to choose! 72 00:05:13,406 --> 00:05:15,308 We went out for your birthday last night. 73 00:05:15,341 --> 00:05:16,441 That was the agreement. 74 00:05:16,474 --> 00:05:17,677 Pffft. 75 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:18,844 What, did you make it with yourself 76 00:05:18,878 --> 00:05:20,813 because I don't remember signing anything. 77 00:05:20,846 --> 00:05:21,681 Okay. 78 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,650 Happy birthday. 79 00:05:24,684 --> 00:05:26,285 I don't really know how to react to people 80 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:29,155 who celebrate birthday months. 81 00:05:29,188 --> 00:05:31,657 Like what if my birthday falls during the same month? 82 00:05:31,691 --> 00:05:33,426 Do I have to cancel mine? 83 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:37,063 If I have a party and I invite that person, 84 00:05:37,096 --> 00:05:39,365 does it then become their party? 85 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:41,300 Because I'm not about sharing cake. 86 00:05:41,334 --> 00:05:43,903 This is a nice car. 87 00:05:43,936 --> 00:05:46,005 What kind of warranty does it have on it? 88 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,208 Thanks, I'm actually not sure. 89 00:05:49,241 --> 00:05:51,010 It's on loan from my sister. 90 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:52,678 Mine, someone smashed all the windows out... 91 00:05:52,712 --> 00:05:55,214 Does it get pretty good gas mileage? 92 00:05:56,248 --> 00:05:57,817 Again, I'm not really sure 93 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,885 because I'm just borrowing it for awhile. 94 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:01,187 How much was the down payment, 95 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:03,255 if you don't mind my asking? 96 00:06:03,289 --> 00:06:05,590 I can, I can text my sister. 97 00:06:07,026 --> 00:06:07,994 Well not while you're driving, 98 00:06:08,027 --> 00:06:09,462 I'm scared to death back here. 99 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,696 Okay, sorry, sorry. 100 00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:13,699 See, here's the thing about women. 101 00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:15,267 Here's the thing about Millennials. 102 00:06:15,301 --> 00:06:16,969 So here's the thing about "Game of Thrones." 103 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,039 Oh! 104 00:06:20,072 --> 00:06:21,040 Thanks a lot. 105 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:22,408 Thanks a lot. 106 00:06:22,441 --> 00:06:23,676 Thank you for riding with Ferry. 107 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,211 We welcome feedback to help improve 108 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:26,812 your customer experience. 109 00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:38,117 Back. 110 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:04,743 You doing all right tonight? 111 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:05,845 Fine, thanks. 112 00:08:06,712 --> 00:08:08,714 And where are we heading? 113 00:08:08,747 --> 00:08:10,816 22 Elmwood Drive. 114 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:11,817 Then I need you to... 115 00:08:11,851 --> 00:08:13,853 Oh, multiple stops? 116 00:08:13,886 --> 00:08:15,254 Yes. 117 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,523 Okay, you in town for business or pleasure? 118 00:08:18,524 --> 00:08:20,459 Visiting old friends. 119 00:08:20,493 --> 00:08:22,027 Oh, you're from here originally? 120 00:08:22,061 --> 00:08:22,895 No. 121 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:25,865 Cool. 122 00:08:25,898 --> 00:08:27,833 A bunch of night owls, I guess. 123 00:08:29,335 --> 00:08:30,336 You guessed right. 124 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,706 So, are we picking a few people up 125 00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:35,174 and then heading to one location 126 00:08:35,207 --> 00:08:37,109 because I can suggest some places that stay open. 127 00:08:37,143 --> 00:08:38,310 What is your name? 128 00:08:39,211 --> 00:08:40,045 Emerson. 129 00:08:41,213 --> 00:08:42,648 Is that a first name or a last name? 130 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:44,583 It can be both. 131 00:08:44,617 --> 00:08:46,585 What does it say on your driver's license? 132 00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:47,620 Suspended. 133 00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:50,256 I assume that's a joke. 134 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:52,358 Yes. 135 00:08:52,391 --> 00:08:54,026 Sorry, it's Emerson Graham. 136 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:56,095 Okay, Miss Graham, 137 00:08:56,128 --> 00:08:58,264 I very much appreciate your trying to help. 138 00:08:58,297 --> 00:08:59,798 However, 139 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:02,368 I have a very specific plan and I intend to stick to it. 140 00:09:02,401 --> 00:09:04,904 Also, I have to keep an eye on the time. 141 00:09:04,937 --> 00:09:05,771 So... 142 00:09:08,107 --> 00:09:09,542 My apologies, Mister... 143 00:09:10,644 --> 00:09:11,510 Sorry, what was your name? 144 00:09:11,544 --> 00:09:12,378 Unimportant. 145 00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:17,983 22 Elmwood Lane. 146 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:18,851 Mm-hmm. 147 00:09:21,754 --> 00:09:23,689 I can put on some music if you want. 148 00:09:23,722 --> 00:09:24,557 This is fine. 149 00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:30,296 There are actually a lot of fun places 150 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:32,097 that stay open late here. 151 00:09:32,131 --> 00:09:33,365 When I'm done with this, 152 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,967 I'm probably hitting up a few open mics. 153 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:37,269 You're a singer? 154 00:09:37,303 --> 00:09:40,172 As a service to the general public, I'm not. 155 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:41,440 I do standup. 156 00:09:43,175 --> 00:09:44,176 You're a comedian? 157 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,513 Not judging by your reactions. 158 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:51,383 I imagine you're funny in a different setting. 159 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,886 Thanks, that's what I put on my business cards. 160 00:10:04,964 --> 00:10:06,865 Here we are. 161 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,167 So I see. 162 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,902 Are you going to be visiting for awhile? 163 00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:11,937 Should I do a few more stops and come back 164 00:10:11,971 --> 00:10:13,539 - or do you want me to... - Wait. 165 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:14,573 I'll be out shortly. 166 00:10:15,675 --> 00:10:17,243 Feel free to listen to some music. 167 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,014 Appreciate it. 168 00:10:23,182 --> 00:10:24,583 Super cool of you, guy. 169 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:00,085 Hello? 170 00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:03,522 No, this isn't Jim, I actually... 171 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,426 My name's Emerson Graham, I'm not with him though. 172 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,030 I found his bag outside of my apartments. 173 00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:13,499 Yeah, I would've called earlier 174 00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:15,769 but the phone was locked, so I... 175 00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:19,673 I hate to hear that. 176 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:23,175 Yeah, I know how things get at night here. 177 00:11:24,711 --> 00:11:26,278 But I do live in a college neighborhood, 178 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,280 people drop things all the time. 179 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:30,750 Listen, if he shows up in the next few minutes 180 00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:31,984 just call this phone back, 181 00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:34,186 I'll be happy to drop it wherever you guys are. 182 00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:36,088 Otherwise, I'll take it to the police station 183 00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:37,356 and you can let him know. 184 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:41,260 Yeah, I hope you hear something soon. 185 00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:42,094 Good luck. 186 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:51,170 Have you ever met the person who's so up their own ass 187 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:54,239 that they give you permission to do your own stuff? 188 00:11:54,273 --> 00:11:56,308 Like, you'll invite them out for the weekend 189 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,911 and they'll say, eh, I don't really feel like it 190 00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:00,579 but you can go. 191 00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:03,650 Oh, well thank you so much for giving me the go ahead. 192 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:05,685 You know, I was just gonna sit on my hands... 193 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:08,688 Done. 194 00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:10,022 On to the next address. 195 00:12:10,889 --> 00:12:11,725 Great. 196 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:33,612 You can turn that back down now. 197 00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:38,117 How many more stops did you say? 198 00:12:44,123 --> 00:12:45,557 What's that smell? 199 00:12:45,591 --> 00:12:49,228 It's an essential oil mix for calming, tranquil thoughts. 200 00:12:49,261 --> 00:12:50,062 Nice, huh? 201 00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:53,399 It's really strong for use inside a vehicle. 202 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:05,077 This one might take a little longer. 203 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,813 You're fine waiting? 204 00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:08,046 I can. 205 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,214 If you're gonna be visiting for awhile, 206 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,449 you're free to flag down... 207 00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,184 It would be better if you stayed nearby. 208 00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:14,586 Okay, well just so you know, 209 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,756 there is an additional fee on any waits over... 210 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,390 The fee isn't an issue. 211 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:22,928 In fact, I'm willing to add a generous tip on completion. 212 00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:24,196 Willing, wow. 213 00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:27,734 Well, I guess it is necessary. 214 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:30,135 Just depends on how much you like getting money. 215 00:13:51,323 --> 00:13:52,524 Hey, what's up, Grace? 216 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,062 Yeah, I'm on a job right now, actually. 217 00:13:58,597 --> 00:14:00,399 No, I can grab some on the way home. 218 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:02,902 In good news, 219 00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,136 we might not have to wait until the last minute 220 00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:05,270 to pay the utility bill this month. 221 00:14:06,739 --> 00:14:08,407 No, not a good night, exactly. 222 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,243 The guy's kind of an ass but a profitable one. 223 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,012 Okay. 224 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:16,215 Yep, I'm writing it down now. 225 00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:17,049 Bye. 226 00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:20,854 We need to go! 227 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:23,388 That didn't take very long. 228 00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:24,356 No, it didn't. 229 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,627 On to the next spot, please. 230 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,862 Sure. 231 00:14:28,895 --> 00:14:30,529 Listen, I'm sorry if earlier I was being... 232 00:14:30,562 --> 00:14:31,396 It's fine! 233 00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:49,916 What're you doing? 234 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:51,583 Um. 235 00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:52,819 What're you doing? 236 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,219 Listen, I hate to bail on this ride 237 00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:56,188 but I've just had an emergency come up. 238 00:14:57,256 --> 00:14:58,457 I need to make a phone call real quick. 239 00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,926 Is it okay if I drop you off some... 240 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:03,262 I don't care where you drop me, just start driving. 241 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,329 Sure, the thing is... 242 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:05,163 Now! 243 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:08,300 Please. 244 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:41,734 I've got an address for you to put in the phone, 245 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:42,669 if you don't mind. 246 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,238 Really need to make this phone call, guy. 247 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:48,574 And I really don't need to be stranded out here. 248 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,209 Well, I know the city pretty well, 249 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,979 so I can probably find the place 250 00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:55,213 without putting the address in my phone. 251 00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:02,287 What the hell? 252 00:16:02,321 --> 00:16:03,622 If you don't need to put it in your phone 253 00:16:03,656 --> 00:16:05,692 then get me to 34 Maplewood. 254 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:08,995 You need to get out of my car. 255 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:10,763 34 Maplewood! 256 00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,097 I said I'm in a hurry! 257 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,565 You can say whatever you want to 258 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:16,401 but you are not saying it in my car anymore. 259 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,047 What the hell? 260 00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:32,551 Get off of me! 261 00:16:36,588 --> 00:16:38,423 I need you to drive! 262 00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:42,160 Okay. 263 00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:45,965 34. 264 00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:47,100 - Maplewood. - Maple. 265 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,534 Lane or street? 266 00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:51,403 Um... 267 00:16:52,939 --> 00:16:53,740 It's street. 268 00:16:58,745 --> 00:16:59,879 Please don't hurt me. 269 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,180 I'm not going to. 270 00:17:02,214 --> 00:17:03,049 Please don't hurt anybody. 271 00:17:03,082 --> 00:17:05,718 I'm not, really. 272 00:17:05,752 --> 00:17:07,754 I can take you to the airport right now. 273 00:17:07,787 --> 00:17:10,389 You can leave town and I will never tell anyone about this. 274 00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:11,289 I promise. 275 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,224 I can't do that. 276 00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:14,961 Please, I don't wanna be a part of this. 277 00:17:14,994 --> 00:17:17,295 Can you just let me drop you off somewhere? 278 00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:20,633 Let me explain. 279 00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:24,603 Don't stop! 280 00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:25,638 I have to. 281 00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:27,140 I have a knife. 282 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,574 Well if I don't, they're just gonna call for backup. 283 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:31,844 All right. 284 00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,046 Just... 285 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:35,748 Act natural. 286 00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:36,615 Okay. 287 00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,519 Nobody gets hurt. 288 00:17:40,552 --> 00:17:41,520 Okay. 289 00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:44,123 Okay. 290 00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:45,357 Okay. 291 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:48,661 It's gonna be okay. 292 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:08,815 Evening. 293 00:18:09,982 --> 00:18:12,018 You were doing a lot of weaving back there. 294 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:14,219 Officer, I need your help, this man is dangerous! 295 00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:15,722 What're you doing? 296 00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:17,724 He has a weapon, I think he hurt someone back there! 297 00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:18,658 No. 298 00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:19,826 Sir, step out of the vehicle 299 00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:21,127 with your hands where I can see them! 300 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,427 I can explain. 301 00:18:23,528 --> 00:18:25,031 Whoa! 302 00:18:29,836 --> 00:18:31,137 Oh no. 303 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,304 Oh 304 00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:33,172 no. 305 00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:40,680 Go! 306 00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:41,546 Drive! 307 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:53,993 What're you doing? 308 00:18:54,026 --> 00:18:55,228 I'm getting my phone. 309 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,461 We need to call help for that guy. 310 00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:57,429 We are not gonna be able to help that guy. 311 00:18:57,462 --> 00:18:58,597 You don't know that. 312 00:18:58,631 --> 00:18:59,799 I do, sorry. 313 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,334 What was that? 314 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,268 That really wasn't supposed to happen. 315 00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:05,638 I messed up at the last stop. 316 00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:07,372 That doesn't tell me what it was. 317 00:19:08,741 --> 00:19:10,143 It was a demon. 318 00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:10,977 No. 319 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:11,911 Yeah, no. 320 00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:12,845 For the lack of a better term. 321 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:14,312 And now I lost my talisman 322 00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:16,783 and I'm just really playing everything by ear here. 323 00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:17,717 No. 324 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,951 See, what I need you to do now 325 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,219 is you gotta take me to the cemetery. 326 00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:22,188 I gotta get a sample of the soil. 327 00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:24,056 Then I need silver, any kind of silver. 328 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,525 Silver plating, anything that will work. 329 00:19:26,558 --> 00:19:27,627 Why are you stopping? 330 00:19:29,528 --> 00:19:30,562 Get out of the car. 331 00:19:32,832 --> 00:19:34,566 Didn't want to do this, I got a knife. 332 00:19:34,599 --> 00:19:35,433 Now! 333 00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:37,469 Listen, 334 00:19:38,503 --> 00:19:40,206 I need your help, okay? 335 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:41,707 We can defeat this together. 336 00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:43,608 But I got a limited amount of time here, okay? 337 00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:46,245 Because they know I'm here now, they can track me. 338 00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:47,512 There isn't a we. 339 00:19:47,546 --> 00:19:49,115 You wouldn't even give me your name earlier. 340 00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:50,549 This isn't a team effort. 341 00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,886 Roger, I'm Roger. 342 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,055 You're a dick and I should've thrown you out of my car 343 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:58,490 as soon as you got rude about the radio. 344 00:19:58,523 --> 00:19:59,624 But you didn't. 345 00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:00,458 What? 346 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,360 You didn't bail on me 347 00:20:02,394 --> 00:20:03,562 because there's something inside of you 348 00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:05,363 that is called to help me. 349 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:06,833 You sensed a need to serve a greater good 350 00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:08,600 and you answered it. 351 00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:10,837 No, I wanted to make a big enough tip 352 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,705 that my roommate and I could afford plumbing 353 00:20:12,738 --> 00:20:15,473 that doesn't necessitate the use of a turd spoon. 354 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,910 I don't care about you and I definitely didn't sign up 355 00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:19,078 to watch someone die. 356 00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:21,147 Get out of my car! 357 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,349 There are things like that out there, more things, 358 00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:25,751 and they can catch me. 359 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:28,721 Please. 360 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,471 Oh, my bag. 361 00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:49,709 My bag! 362 00:20:49,742 --> 00:20:50,643 You got my bag! 363 00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:53,913 Hold up! 364 00:20:55,982 --> 00:20:56,782 Shit. 365 00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:08,361 Are you letting me get my supplies? 366 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,396 Get in. 367 00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:24,509 You have made the right choice. 368 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:26,145 People are going to remember your name 369 00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:29,048 for the heroics you do tonight. 370 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:31,183 I wanna play my radio if I want to 371 00:21:31,217 --> 00:21:32,885 and you're still giving me a big tip. 372 00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,254 Well, if we live through this, 373 00:21:35,288 --> 00:21:38,257 you won't care about any of those things anymore. 374 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:39,591 Yes I will. 375 00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:40,458 Fine. 376 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,461 Will you give me my phone? 377 00:21:46,232 --> 00:21:47,667 Wow. 378 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,435 You have a lot of "Word War" notifications. 379 00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:52,772 Well, I know a lot of words. 380 00:21:52,805 --> 00:21:55,274 I don't think I have that many friends. 381 00:21:55,308 --> 00:21:56,108 No kidding. 382 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:02,949 What is a turd spoon? 383 00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:06,152 It's exactly what it sounds like. 384 00:22:06,185 --> 00:22:08,054 I have no idea what it sounds like. 385 00:22:12,925 --> 00:22:14,827 Did that officer die back there? 386 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,062 I don't think so. 387 00:22:16,095 --> 00:22:17,495 Oh, thank... 388 00:22:17,529 --> 00:22:18,798 I think he's probably getting possessed as we speak. 389 00:22:18,831 --> 00:22:19,865 Jesus. 390 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,404 That is very strong. 391 00:22:25,438 --> 00:22:26,739 Well, it's lavender. 392 00:22:26,772 --> 00:22:28,174 It's good for lengthening the brainwaves 393 00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:29,675 and calming me down. 394 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,345 We have so much to do 395 00:22:32,378 --> 00:22:33,713 if we're gonna pull this off tonight. 396 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:35,480 Oh! 397 00:22:35,513 --> 00:22:37,149 That, what is that? 398 00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:38,751 It's mint, it's good for energy. 399 00:22:38,784 --> 00:22:40,618 It smells like Satan's anus. 400 00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:42,855 Significantly worse than the first one. 401 00:22:42,888 --> 00:22:44,357 Well, then pick a favorite. 402 00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,491 I've got mint, I've got lavender, 403 00:22:46,524 --> 00:22:49,996 I've got rosemary, I've got sandalwood, cedarwood, 404 00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:51,797 thyme and eucalyptus. 405 00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,034 But, you know, even if I poured it 406 00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:57,036 directly into the upholstery, that still wouldn't be 407 00:22:57,069 --> 00:22:58,371 as heinous as not telling me that 408 00:22:58,404 --> 00:23:00,806 I was tagging along for a demon hunt. 409 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,508 So just chill about the oils, okay? 410 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:05,177 What are you, my ex? 411 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:18,623 Are you hungry by any chance? 412 00:23:18,657 --> 00:23:20,259 You know, maybe if we're fortifying ourselves, 413 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:23,195 we should be eating something, not just smelling it. 414 00:23:25,765 --> 00:23:26,598 Fine. 415 00:23:30,269 --> 00:23:31,704 What are they? 416 00:23:31,737 --> 00:23:33,105 You said for lack of a better word. 417 00:23:33,139 --> 00:23:36,509 If they aren't demons, then what are they? 418 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,978 I don't think there's a word for what they are. 419 00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:42,415 They're evil spirits, 420 00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:44,616 dark entities from another plane. 421 00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:47,119 What do they do? 422 00:23:47,153 --> 00:23:49,422 They take over the body of a host. 423 00:23:49,455 --> 00:23:53,692 And what, feed on the flesh of the living, kill people? 424 00:23:53,726 --> 00:23:54,960 No. 425 00:23:54,994 --> 00:23:57,763 They spread to score at a much smaller level. 426 00:23:57,797 --> 00:24:00,332 Eventually, housing one of them will kill the host 427 00:24:00,366 --> 00:24:01,599 sooner rather than later, 428 00:24:01,634 --> 00:24:05,237 but the main part is loss of agency. 429 00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:08,407 Imagine being a passenger in your own body 430 00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:13,212 but tonight, tonight, I can get rid of them for good! 431 00:24:15,147 --> 00:24:16,982 How do you know so much about this? 432 00:24:19,085 --> 00:24:20,252 It is my curse. 433 00:24:22,855 --> 00:24:24,723 It is my family's fault. 434 00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:28,294 There is a window between their world and ours. 435 00:24:28,327 --> 00:24:29,295 What do you mean? 436 00:24:30,463 --> 00:24:33,165 You probably wonder why I'm traveling alone. 437 00:24:33,199 --> 00:24:35,267 Why I have no companion. 438 00:24:36,802 --> 00:24:38,471 No, I feel pretty rock solid on that. 439 00:24:38,504 --> 00:24:40,739 It is because those entities roam freely 440 00:24:40,773 --> 00:24:43,709 as long as my family still lives. 441 00:24:43,742 --> 00:24:45,778 Every time someone is born into my family, 442 00:24:45,811 --> 00:24:47,046 another batch of those things 443 00:24:47,079 --> 00:24:49,648 is given free reign in our world. 444 00:24:49,682 --> 00:24:52,184 I can not take a wife or have a child 445 00:24:52,218 --> 00:24:55,254 until I take of this, once and for all. 446 00:24:59,191 --> 00:25:00,960 Can I crack the window just an inch? 447 00:25:13,739 --> 00:25:16,142 Do you wanna pay with cash or card? 448 00:25:16,175 --> 00:25:18,277 I thought you paid for your own gas in this service. 449 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,679 In the driving service that I work for, yes. 450 00:25:20,713 --> 00:25:22,781 In the service of demon hunting, 451 00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:24,850 we're figuring it out as we go. 452 00:25:24,884 --> 00:25:26,385 I'm assuming money is not an issue? 453 00:25:26,418 --> 00:25:27,520 I have money. 454 00:25:27,553 --> 00:25:29,054 It's part of the deal. 455 00:25:29,088 --> 00:25:30,389 The deal? 456 00:25:30,422 --> 00:25:32,558 My great, great grandfather summoned an entity 457 00:25:32,591 --> 00:25:35,895 in exchange passage to this world for power and wealth. 458 00:25:37,163 --> 00:25:38,764 The generations that followed enjoyed the benefits 459 00:25:38,797 --> 00:25:40,933 while ignoring the havoc 460 00:25:40,966 --> 00:25:43,769 that those things wreaked in our world. 461 00:25:43,802 --> 00:25:46,505 Well then you should definitely pay for gas. 462 00:25:46,539 --> 00:25:48,207 Divest yourself of any money 463 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,176 that you got through evil means. 464 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:53,846 I feel like you just want me to buy the gas. 465 00:25:53,879 --> 00:25:55,347 You're also buying snacks. 466 00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:57,449 That's fine. 467 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:07,826 All right, help me out. 468 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:10,696 How did you great, great grandfather summon a demon 469 00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:14,333 and why is tonight the night to end it all? 470 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,801 It all started with a book 471 00:26:15,834 --> 00:26:18,237 that's been in my family for generations. 472 00:26:21,273 --> 00:26:23,209 My great, great grandfather... 473 00:27:01,247 --> 00:27:02,481 Hey, officer? 474 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:04,750 Are you... 475 00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:06,986 Are you all right? 476 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:09,054 Never been better. 477 00:27:10,456 --> 00:27:11,991 All right. 478 00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:25,204 So that applied in a limited amount of time 479 00:27:25,237 --> 00:27:27,172 will close it up forever. 480 00:27:27,206 --> 00:27:28,974 Okay, I guess that makes sense 481 00:27:29,008 --> 00:27:30,677 but what if somebody else opens it? 482 00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:33,112 I'm not even entertaining that possibility. 483 00:27:33,145 --> 00:27:36,081 I'm burning that book when you and I are done. 484 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:37,816 So this curse dies with your family 485 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:39,952 and you don't have any kids, right? 486 00:27:39,985 --> 00:27:41,053 That's right. 487 00:27:41,086 --> 00:27:42,221 Well, 488 00:27:42,254 --> 00:27:44,724 not to be insensitive but if you die, 489 00:27:44,758 --> 00:27:46,760 this all goes away, yeah? 490 00:27:48,394 --> 00:27:49,828 Try harder. 491 00:27:49,862 --> 00:27:51,698 No, I'm not saying to off yourself or anything. 492 00:27:51,731 --> 00:27:53,899 It's just, if something went wrong 493 00:27:53,932 --> 00:27:55,901 and you ended up getting killed, 494 00:27:55,934 --> 00:27:57,603 it wouldn't be a complete waste. 495 00:27:58,537 --> 00:27:59,639 Uh... 496 00:28:00,606 --> 00:28:01,807 Possibly. 497 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,310 But my grandfather was a very wealthy man. 498 00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:05,611 Yeah? 499 00:28:05,645 --> 00:28:07,446 He traveled a lot. 500 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:08,682 Okay. 501 00:28:08,715 --> 00:28:10,316 Now my father, my aunt, my uncle, 502 00:28:10,349 --> 00:28:13,385 they're his only legal heirs but 503 00:28:13,419 --> 00:28:16,989 word has it he got around a lot. 504 00:28:17,022 --> 00:28:18,223 Oh. 505 00:28:18,257 --> 00:28:20,125 So, him being quite promiscuous, 506 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:22,828 and the possibility of any of those kids 507 00:28:22,861 --> 00:28:24,997 inheriting that particular trait, 508 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:28,334 there's no guarantee that the family ends with me. 509 00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:31,203 So what can I do to help? 510 00:28:32,604 --> 00:28:34,006 Obviously if there's demons, 511 00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:36,241 for lack of a better word, in my town, 512 00:28:36,275 --> 00:28:37,910 I wanna help you get rid of them. 513 00:28:37,943 --> 00:28:40,112 Okay, I need the blood of a host. 514 00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,613 I've already go that. 515 00:28:41,648 --> 00:28:44,016 Then I need the branches from very specific trees. 516 00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:45,984 Oh, how do we keep from getting waylaid 517 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,152 by another one of those things? 518 00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,620 That's a good question. 519 00:28:48,655 --> 00:28:51,357 Okay, keep your eyes pealed for people of authority, 520 00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:52,726 people with power. 521 00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:54,226 If you know what to look for, 522 00:28:54,259 --> 00:28:56,595 they won't be able to take us by surprise. 523 00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:01,300 Help! 524 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,235 I don't know how yet! 525 00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:06,038 Oh no. 526 00:29:06,071 --> 00:29:06,840 Can't that wait? 527 00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:07,707 Sorry! 528 00:29:15,481 --> 00:29:16,281 Give me some silver! 529 00:29:16,315 --> 00:29:17,249 Oh! 530 00:29:21,253 --> 00:29:22,087 Here! 531 00:29:23,021 --> 00:29:24,223 Ugh! 532 00:29:24,256 --> 00:29:26,158 It's not the turd spoon, you jackwagon! 533 00:29:33,932 --> 00:29:35,100 Should we take him with us? 534 00:29:35,134 --> 00:29:37,202 Yeah, kidnapping a policeman is a great way 535 00:29:37,236 --> 00:29:38,872 to keep a low profile! 536 00:29:40,139 --> 00:29:41,340 Hey! 537 00:29:41,373 --> 00:29:43,609 Hey, what the hell did you guys do? 538 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:44,711 Help! 539 00:29:44,744 --> 00:29:46,512 I'm calling the cops! 540 00:29:58,557 --> 00:30:00,392 You said kidnapping, so he's alive? 541 00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:01,493 What? 542 00:30:01,527 --> 00:30:02,862 You said kidnapping, not murder. 543 00:30:02,896 --> 00:30:04,563 Does that mean that officer's still alive? 544 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:05,899 Yes, he's alive. 545 00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:08,701 A little worse for the wear but he's alive. 546 00:30:08,735 --> 00:30:10,469 So what happened to that thing? 547 00:30:10,502 --> 00:30:13,172 He probably fled back to his original host. 548 00:30:14,072 --> 00:30:15,441 So when you kill these things, 549 00:30:15,474 --> 00:30:18,177 the people that they were in, they're okay? 550 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:19,411 More or less. 551 00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:20,914 Well what does that mean? 552 00:30:20,979 --> 00:30:22,381 If they fight me, I'm gonna fight back. 553 00:30:22,414 --> 00:30:25,350 I think you would understand that. 554 00:30:25,384 --> 00:30:26,585 Have you ever killed someone 555 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,420 trying to get a demon out of them? 556 00:30:28,454 --> 00:30:29,555 Tonight, no. 557 00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:31,523 Why here? 558 00:30:34,326 --> 00:30:37,029 The gateway exists on hollow ground 559 00:30:37,062 --> 00:30:38,597 in the grove of the five trees. 560 00:30:39,699 --> 00:30:41,033 Back when my great grandfather lived here, 561 00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:43,770 that was a cemetery that was deep in the woods. 562 00:30:43,803 --> 00:30:46,238 Now I figured after all this time the gate would be closed 563 00:30:46,271 --> 00:30:48,006 or I would have to find it somewhere else. 564 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,210 But it turns out that the cemetery has expanded 565 00:30:51,243 --> 00:30:53,111 and is now enclosed by these give streets. 566 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:56,916 Oh, Elmwood, Maplewood, Cedar, Oak and Pine, the streets. 567 00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:58,617 Bingo, it fits. 568 00:30:58,651 --> 00:31:00,552 Should've worked perfectly. 569 00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:01,487 Should have? 570 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,722 Can you not still pull this off? 571 00:31:02,755 --> 00:31:04,022 There's no more surprise attack. 572 00:31:04,056 --> 00:31:06,158 They know I'm here, they're on to me. 573 00:31:06,191 --> 00:31:09,194 I mean, listen, yes, we could very well still pull this off 574 00:31:09,228 --> 00:31:10,864 but we'd be insane to think to think those entities 575 00:31:10,897 --> 00:31:11,997 aren't gonna try to stop us. 576 00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:13,633 They're not gonna wanna go back down there 577 00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:15,702 and have us close it behind them. 578 00:31:15,735 --> 00:31:17,937 We got over on this guy fairly easily because 579 00:31:17,971 --> 00:31:20,038 he's not used to his new body yet. 580 00:31:20,072 --> 00:31:22,809 And, thankfully, that officer lost his gun 581 00:31:22,842 --> 00:31:24,009 somewhere in the struggle. 582 00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:25,879 What we need is the hero. 583 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,749 Are you not a hero? 584 00:31:29,782 --> 00:31:31,183 Thank you but no. 585 00:31:31,216 --> 00:31:32,652 I was going to summon a hero. 586 00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:35,955 Boy, your family, they just look at a problem 587 00:31:35,989 --> 00:31:38,190 and immediately leap to summoning something. 588 00:31:38,223 --> 00:31:40,827 It's part of the ancient text. 589 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:43,328 From the mists of time emerges a hero 590 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:44,831 to subdue the entities. 591 00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:48,300 My theory was it was a spirit 592 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,301 that was stronger than they were 593 00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:50,837 that could hold them at bay. 594 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:53,305 Possibly, it's another human who's well versed in magic 595 00:31:53,338 --> 00:31:54,406 and can vanquish them. 596 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,376 So why don't we? 597 00:31:57,409 --> 00:31:58,711 Why don't we what? 598 00:31:58,745 --> 00:32:00,412 Summon him, or her. 599 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,248 I told you, I lost my talisman. 600 00:32:04,449 --> 00:32:06,618 I needed blood of a host, grave dust 601 00:32:06,653 --> 00:32:09,956 and a very specific talisman for that task. 602 00:32:12,257 --> 00:32:14,092 So we go get it. 603 00:32:14,126 --> 00:32:15,427 The talisman? 604 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:17,429 Yes, you dropped it at the second house, right? 605 00:32:17,462 --> 00:32:19,464 Yes I did, I dropped it at the second house. 606 00:32:19,498 --> 00:32:20,399 I lost it. 607 00:32:20,432 --> 00:32:22,601 So let's go back for it. 608 00:32:22,635 --> 00:32:23,535 But the demon. 609 00:32:23,569 --> 00:32:25,170 For lack of a better term. 610 00:32:25,203 --> 00:32:27,306 It's either looking for its old body 611 00:32:27,339 --> 00:32:28,574 or if it's already there, 612 00:32:28,607 --> 00:32:31,510 she's on the side of the road, not at the house. 613 00:32:31,543 --> 00:32:32,912 That's true. 614 00:32:32,946 --> 00:32:33,813 That's very, very true. 615 00:32:33,846 --> 00:32:34,847 Okay. 616 00:32:34,881 --> 00:32:35,715 Hmmm. 617 00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:38,417 There's one thing though. 618 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:39,284 What's that? 619 00:32:40,519 --> 00:32:42,055 What is a turd spoon? 620 00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:43,723 It's not important. 621 00:32:43,756 --> 00:32:45,825 We do not need to have another miscommunication 622 00:32:45,858 --> 00:32:46,993 like we had back there! 623 00:32:47,026 --> 00:32:48,527 I need to know. 624 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,196 Dude, assume that I don't keep the turd spoon in my car. 625 00:32:51,229 --> 00:32:52,665 I was just... 626 00:32:52,699 --> 00:32:54,433 Very distracting to have that in the back of my brain. 627 00:32:54,466 --> 00:32:58,303 You know, if you're rich enough to have a family curse, 628 00:32:58,337 --> 00:33:00,372 then you're rich enough for me to be kind of embarrassed 629 00:33:00,405 --> 00:33:03,076 about explaining the finer points of being a little poor. 630 00:33:03,108 --> 00:33:05,344 More embarrassing than having a great, great grandfather 631 00:33:05,377 --> 00:33:07,780 summon demons in exchange for wealth? 632 00:33:07,814 --> 00:33:10,850 Or a grandfather who's a pretty epic slut? 633 00:33:15,888 --> 00:33:19,926 My roommate, Grace, and I live in a really old apartment. 634 00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:23,462 Not cool, historic, well maintained, old, 635 00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:25,263 just old. 636 00:33:25,297 --> 00:33:26,431 Okay. 637 00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:29,267 Well the plumbing is dire. 638 00:33:29,301 --> 00:33:30,602 We've talked to the landlord about it 639 00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:31,871 but they're not gonna do anything 640 00:33:31,904 --> 00:33:33,305 because what're we gonna do? 641 00:33:33,338 --> 00:33:36,575 Move somewhere with equally low rent that's nicer? 642 00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:37,442 Okay. 643 00:33:41,346 --> 00:33:44,549 Anyway, if we or a guest have 644 00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:48,153 a significant bathroom incident, 645 00:33:48,186 --> 00:33:50,690 we keep a big plastic spoon next to the toilet 646 00:33:50,723 --> 00:33:51,691 that we use to... 647 00:33:53,926 --> 00:33:57,562 We break things up into more manageable sizes 648 00:33:57,596 --> 00:33:59,932 so that the toilet can actually flush. 649 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,437 I cannot stress enough that that's all that we use it for. 650 00:34:05,470 --> 00:34:06,673 We don't cook with it 651 00:34:06,706 --> 00:34:09,075 and I definitely don't carry it around with me. 652 00:34:10,109 --> 00:34:11,410 Call it the turd spoon. 653 00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:15,247 Well, that's... 654 00:34:16,883 --> 00:34:19,819 That certainly puts things into perspective. 655 00:34:19,852 --> 00:34:21,253 Yeah. 656 00:34:21,286 --> 00:34:23,823 Evil entities is a family curse but, you know, 657 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:26,224 knock on wood, I've never had to use a turd spoon. 658 00:34:28,094 --> 00:34:29,227 It's not funny. 659 00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:34,133 At least my granddad wasn't a big skank. 660 00:34:38,270 --> 00:34:39,706 Hey, how much of your birthday and Christmas money 661 00:34:39,739 --> 00:34:41,373 do you think he spent on his various 662 00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:43,408 boyfriends and girlfriends 663 00:34:44,977 --> 00:34:45,812 and prostitutes. 664 00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:52,284 Emerson, 665 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:55,220 oh, that's good! 666 00:34:55,253 --> 00:34:56,856 Oh, thank you. 667 00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:58,024 Oh, wow. 668 00:34:59,158 --> 00:35:00,425 Mmmm. 669 00:35:00,459 --> 00:35:02,494 Whoa, whoa, this is my sister's. 670 00:35:04,197 --> 00:35:07,299 Oh, I'm so glad we can finally talk about this. 671 00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:09,367 You know, you could've told me 672 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:10,602 all this from the beginning. 673 00:35:10,636 --> 00:35:11,804 No. 674 00:35:11,838 --> 00:35:13,039 I had a responsibility. 675 00:35:13,072 --> 00:35:15,742 To vanquish demons and summon a hero 676 00:35:15,775 --> 00:35:19,611 but I have a responsibility to get you where you need to go. 677 00:35:19,645 --> 00:35:21,513 Would you have believed me? 678 00:35:21,546 --> 00:35:22,915 Maybe not, I don't know, 679 00:35:22,949 --> 00:35:25,484 but I have to vanquish demons. 680 00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:26,318 For lack of a better term. 681 00:35:26,351 --> 00:35:27,186 I get it. 682 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:31,124 It's not the weirdest thing anyone's ever said in my car. 683 00:35:31,991 --> 00:35:33,159 What is? 684 00:35:33,192 --> 00:35:34,326 I don't know. 685 00:35:34,359 --> 00:35:35,828 Your average Saturday night, 686 00:35:35,862 --> 00:35:39,732 you get all kinds of drunks and weirdos and assholes. 687 00:35:39,766 --> 00:35:42,534 Do you think some of them are possessed? 688 00:35:42,567 --> 00:35:43,401 Probably not. 689 00:35:44,971 --> 00:35:46,239 People are just assholes. 690 00:35:47,707 --> 00:35:49,976 In my experience, demons, for lack of a better term, 691 00:35:50,009 --> 00:35:51,911 try to keep a low profile. 692 00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:53,512 So what do you need to protect yourself 693 00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:54,714 when we go back to the house? 694 00:35:54,747 --> 00:35:56,615 Okay, more silver. 695 00:35:56,649 --> 00:35:58,517 Always good to have plenty of silver. 696 00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:00,787 I definitely need more sage. 697 00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:02,387 I used a lot on that last gentleman. 698 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:03,256 And... 699 00:36:04,389 --> 00:36:05,758 Maybe another weapon. 700 00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:08,393 Something less lethal than a knife. 701 00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:09,327 Well. 702 00:36:09,361 --> 00:36:11,063 Well, that's one down. 703 00:36:11,097 --> 00:36:12,464 Okay. 704 00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:14,734 And the rest we can probably get at my apartment. 705 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:16,202 I mean, silver's gonna be limited 706 00:36:16,235 --> 00:36:18,303 but sage I can do. 707 00:36:18,336 --> 00:36:19,772 Really? 708 00:36:19,806 --> 00:36:22,474 Oh yeah, it's great for clearing out negative energy. 709 00:36:22,507 --> 00:36:24,744 No matter what anybody says. 710 00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:26,813 I'll have Grace bring it down. 711 00:36:28,014 --> 00:36:29,182 This is perfect. 712 00:36:30,348 --> 00:36:31,684 Now aren't you glad that you got the driver 713 00:36:31,717 --> 00:36:33,653 with all the aroma therapy sprays? 714 00:36:33,686 --> 00:36:36,388 Because I go in for all that hippy crap. 715 00:36:37,589 --> 00:36:39,391 I could still do without the smell. 716 00:37:23,736 --> 00:37:25,304 Is Grace gonna wonder who I am? 717 00:37:26,438 --> 00:37:27,539 Driving's one of my jobs. 718 00:37:27,572 --> 00:37:29,642 She's used to strangers being in my car. 719 00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:34,213 Should we come up with some kind of cover story? 720 00:37:35,447 --> 00:37:37,917 Sure, let's say that I'm working. 721 00:37:37,950 --> 00:37:39,285 And I'm a customer. 722 00:37:39,318 --> 00:37:41,153 Good, right. 723 00:37:41,187 --> 00:37:42,355 I mean, unless you think 724 00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:43,856 we need to rehearse it a few times. 725 00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:46,025 Should we? 726 00:37:47,927 --> 00:37:48,995 Hey, Em. 727 00:37:49,028 --> 00:37:50,528 I got your stuff. 728 00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:51,898 Is everything okay? 729 00:37:51,931 --> 00:37:53,766 It's fine, she's driving me. 730 00:37:56,035 --> 00:37:57,637 Yeah, everything's good. 731 00:37:57,670 --> 00:37:59,437 My mom's doing a dinner thing this weekend 732 00:37:59,471 --> 00:38:01,539 and she needed some extra silverware, so. 733 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:02,742 She's still up? 734 00:38:02,775 --> 00:38:04,409 I'll drop it in the mailbox. 735 00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:05,244 Cool. 736 00:38:05,278 --> 00:38:07,213 What about your jewelry? 737 00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:08,381 Just feeling fancy. 738 00:38:08,446 --> 00:38:10,283 And the sage? 739 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:12,550 You know me. 740 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:14,353 That I do. 741 00:38:15,288 --> 00:38:17,323 That I do. 742 00:38:17,356 --> 00:38:20,793 Well, listen, I better get back inside. 743 00:38:20,826 --> 00:38:24,931 Yes, tonight is a good night to stay inside, do that. 744 00:38:24,964 --> 00:38:26,165 Okay, spaz. 745 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,168 Is everything okay with you? 746 00:38:29,201 --> 00:38:31,037 I feel like I'm interrupting a drug deal. 747 00:38:31,904 --> 00:38:33,739 Everything's fine but... 748 00:38:35,241 --> 00:38:36,776 Jess is visiting. 749 00:38:38,576 --> 00:38:40,012 Oh. 750 00:38:40,046 --> 00:38:41,613 And I figured you'd be out driving all night and you know. 751 00:38:41,647 --> 00:38:44,449 Yeah, yeah, you guys are friends, you should hang out. 752 00:38:47,053 --> 00:38:48,354 Look, Grace? 753 00:38:48,387 --> 00:38:49,221 What's up? 754 00:38:52,258 --> 00:38:53,458 Is that real sliver? 755 00:38:53,491 --> 00:38:54,727 Yeah. 756 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,661 Can I borrow it? 757 00:38:55,695 --> 00:38:56,862 Sure, whenever you want. 758 00:38:57,763 --> 00:38:58,596 Like, tonight? 759 00:38:59,665 --> 00:39:00,866 Oh, 760 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:01,734 okay. 761 00:39:03,803 --> 00:39:05,438 Em, 762 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,605 did you wanna come in and say hi? 763 00:39:08,774 --> 00:39:10,676 No, we need to get him to his next stop. 764 00:39:10,710 --> 00:39:13,511 Yes, I'm a customer and I need to get to my next stop. 765 00:39:15,848 --> 00:39:18,050 I could at least say hi for you. 766 00:39:20,386 --> 00:39:21,787 No. 767 00:39:21,821 --> 00:39:22,655 Okay. 768 00:39:23,889 --> 00:39:24,690 Bye. 769 00:39:24,724 --> 00:39:25,557 Have fun. 770 00:39:28,928 --> 00:39:29,762 Hmm. 771 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:35,901 I think a lot of your jewelry is fake silver. 772 00:39:55,721 --> 00:39:56,554 Hmmm. 773 00:40:04,163 --> 00:40:06,766 Do you wanna put on some music? 774 00:40:12,071 --> 00:40:13,339 So who's Jess? 775 00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:15,141 My ex. 776 00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:19,178 Oh, the one who doesn't like your sprays? 777 00:40:20,279 --> 00:40:21,814 Oh. 778 00:40:21,847 --> 00:40:24,183 Maybe I should introduce myself. 779 00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:26,185 We have a lot in common. 780 00:40:26,218 --> 00:40:28,788 Sure, you've both treated me like garbage 781 00:40:28,821 --> 00:40:30,523 at various points. 782 00:40:30,555 --> 00:40:32,191 Maybe you could compare notes. 783 00:40:35,661 --> 00:40:37,263 Sorry, that's not fair. 784 00:40:38,464 --> 00:40:41,000 Jess didn't treat me like garbage. 785 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:43,436 We had a stupid breakup, it's just fresh. 786 00:40:44,569 --> 00:40:48,874 Well, that can be very hard. 787 00:40:48,908 --> 00:40:51,343 What sucks is that she's still on really good terms 788 00:40:51,377 --> 00:40:52,778 with most of my friends. 789 00:40:53,813 --> 00:40:55,314 I'm trying to be cool about it 790 00:40:55,347 --> 00:40:59,452 but a hideous part of me just wants them to take my side. 791 00:41:11,197 --> 00:41:12,765 Is this okay or should I... 792 00:41:12,798 --> 00:41:14,934 Oh, good lord, you can touch me. 793 00:41:17,703 --> 00:41:19,805 Although, if Jess and I were still together, 794 00:41:19,839 --> 00:41:21,073 this would be an issue. 795 00:41:22,074 --> 00:41:23,542 Jealous person, huh? 796 00:41:23,576 --> 00:41:24,410 Very. 797 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,012 It's not all her fault. 798 00:41:27,046 --> 00:41:28,647 I wasn't respectful of it. 799 00:41:29,915 --> 00:41:31,250 I made fun of her about it. 800 00:41:32,551 --> 00:41:35,788 But only because it was ridiculous. 801 00:41:35,821 --> 00:41:39,892 I would never have cheated on her, ever. 802 00:41:39,925 --> 00:41:41,494 Well, that makes sense. 803 00:41:41,527 --> 00:41:44,330 Although, I do understand why she might have been 804 00:41:44,363 --> 00:41:45,231 a little offended. 805 00:41:46,398 --> 00:41:48,667 It got to a point where every guy or girl 806 00:41:48,701 --> 00:41:51,904 that I talked to was a personal insult to her. 807 00:41:51,937 --> 00:41:54,373 I didn't want to go out with her because she might get mad. 808 00:41:54,406 --> 00:41:55,808 I didn't want to go out without her 809 00:41:55,841 --> 00:41:57,877 because she would definitely get suspicious. 810 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:02,681 Honestly, I think part of the reason I started doing this 811 00:42:02,715 --> 00:42:04,917 is so that I just had a quiet place 812 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,853 where I wasn't constantly arguing with someone. 813 00:42:10,623 --> 00:42:11,857 Until tonight, I guess. 814 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:14,460 Maybe I am the problem. 815 00:42:15,761 --> 00:42:17,696 Well, you are the common denominator. 816 00:42:19,131 --> 00:42:21,433 For what it's worth, in my opinion, 817 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:25,070 I think you are a dedicated, 818 00:42:26,005 --> 00:42:29,041 non-demanding, kind person. 819 00:42:30,644 --> 00:42:31,443 I mean that. 820 00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:33,345 Well, 821 00:42:34,313 --> 00:42:35,881 I believe you. 822 00:42:35,915 --> 00:42:38,817 Because you are terrible at playing it cool. 823 00:42:38,851 --> 00:42:40,286 What was that back there? 824 00:42:40,319 --> 00:42:43,222 I was afraid she was gonna start digging too deep? 825 00:42:43,255 --> 00:42:44,823 All you had to do was tell the truth. 826 00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:46,926 I was the one that was lying. 827 00:42:46,959 --> 00:42:48,928 What if she had demanded to come with us? 828 00:42:48,961 --> 00:42:50,763 Then I would've told her no. 829 00:42:50,796 --> 00:42:53,132 Honestly, that is a much lower risk situation 830 00:42:53,165 --> 00:42:56,769 than maybe anything else that you've done tonight. 831 00:42:56,802 --> 00:42:58,904 Oh, unless you think Grace could snatch your body 832 00:42:58,938 --> 00:43:00,773 or take down a police officer. 833 00:43:03,275 --> 00:43:04,243 Full disclosure. 834 00:43:06,245 --> 00:43:07,613 I get nervous around women. 835 00:43:09,915 --> 00:43:12,918 More so than around demons, for lack of a better word. 836 00:43:12,952 --> 00:43:13,786 Considerably. 837 00:43:16,355 --> 00:43:17,790 Well, 838 00:43:17,823 --> 00:43:19,858 I guess you don't have a ton of experience with them. 839 00:43:19,892 --> 00:43:23,462 You probably had to cut yourself off to hunt evil entities. 840 00:43:23,495 --> 00:43:28,500 Sadly, my nerves predate my decision to end the curse. 841 00:43:30,803 --> 00:43:32,304 By a lot. 842 00:43:32,338 --> 00:43:33,572 Please tell me that the only reason 843 00:43:33,606 --> 00:43:35,374 you wanna break the curse isn't just because 844 00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:37,644 you can reap the full benefits. 845 00:43:37,677 --> 00:43:39,211 The only reason why you're helping me 846 00:43:39,245 --> 00:43:41,347 is because you want a new toilet. 847 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,514 Maybe to break a lease. 848 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:45,719 Well, for the record, 849 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,654 if you had been this nice when we first met, 850 00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:50,789 I would have tried to help you anyway. 851 00:43:53,727 --> 00:43:55,461 But you have to pay now. 852 00:43:55,494 --> 00:43:58,197 It would be churlish not to. 853 00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:00,532 That's fine. 854 00:44:18,384 --> 00:44:20,486 Mainly salt and sage. 855 00:44:20,519 --> 00:44:21,920 I always keep plenty in the bag 856 00:44:21,954 --> 00:44:24,023 and a few fist fulls in my pockets. 857 00:44:24,056 --> 00:44:26,726 This temporarily immobilizes them. 858 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,860 I think it has something to do with 859 00:44:27,893 --> 00:44:29,361 the purifying properties. 860 00:44:29,395 --> 00:44:30,730 Sure. 861 00:44:30,764 --> 00:44:32,531 Or maybe because it burns their eyes. 862 00:44:32,564 --> 00:44:34,566 I once had a similar result 863 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,403 with a fist full of cayenne pepper in an emergency. 864 00:44:37,436 --> 00:44:38,638 Huh. 865 00:44:38,672 --> 00:44:40,005 Either way, aim for the peepers. 866 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:44,343 It's hard to reach. 867 00:44:45,577 --> 00:44:47,980 And I'm not sure it has to be a maple branch 868 00:44:48,013 --> 00:44:49,281 from Maple Street but... 869 00:44:49,315 --> 00:44:50,482 Why take chances? 870 00:44:50,516 --> 00:44:51,950 I get it. 871 00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:53,552 No point in taking unnecessary risks. 872 00:44:53,585 --> 00:44:55,354 Shit! 873 00:44:59,925 --> 00:45:01,661 Oh, wow. 874 00:45:02,629 --> 00:45:04,363 You okay? 875 00:45:04,396 --> 00:45:05,230 Got it. 876 00:45:06,231 --> 00:45:07,066 This one. 877 00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:09,034 No. 878 00:45:09,068 --> 00:45:10,269 It's definitely fake. 879 00:45:10,302 --> 00:45:12,004 No, that was an anniversary gift 880 00:45:12,037 --> 00:45:13,605 from my first serious boyfriend. 881 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,008 He worked a lot of double shifts to buy it. 882 00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:16,875 That's real. 883 00:45:19,044 --> 00:45:20,714 Silver doesn't stick to magnet. 884 00:45:22,214 --> 00:45:24,149 Screw you, Jason. 885 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:26,852 And I've got some bad news for your mom 886 00:45:26,885 --> 00:45:28,954 about some of the silver she's borrowing. 887 00:45:30,155 --> 00:45:31,290 That's part of a ruse. 888 00:45:31,323 --> 00:45:32,925 We're the ones using the silver. 889 00:45:34,093 --> 00:45:34,960 Oh, right. 890 00:45:36,395 --> 00:45:38,297 I'm amazing that you've kept this a secret for this long 891 00:45:38,330 --> 00:45:40,332 because you are a terrible liar. 892 00:45:40,366 --> 00:45:42,468 Well, if you're trying to be a force for good, 893 00:45:42,501 --> 00:45:45,371 it's probably better to be a bad liar, yes? 894 00:45:45,404 --> 00:45:46,572 Probably so. 895 00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:49,843 - Shit. - Whoa. 896 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:52,111 Are you hurt? 897 00:45:52,144 --> 00:45:53,112 Oh, shit. 898 00:45:56,081 --> 00:45:57,149 No, no, I'm fine. 899 00:45:57,182 --> 00:45:59,118 Roger, we cannot call the police. 900 00:45:59,151 --> 00:46:01,053 No, no, we can not. 901 00:46:01,086 --> 00:46:03,790 Oh my God, there is a witness and maybe security footage 902 00:46:03,823 --> 00:46:05,891 of us assaulting an officer. 903 00:46:05,924 --> 00:46:07,960 Wait, hold on, I have money. 904 00:46:07,993 --> 00:46:10,162 Maybe we can just pay him off. 905 00:46:10,195 --> 00:46:11,930 Maybe there's no damage. 906 00:46:11,964 --> 00:46:15,134 I feel like jumping straight to a bribe may seem suspicious. 907 00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:17,704 Just let me talk to him. 908 00:46:17,737 --> 00:46:18,570 Should I say something? 909 00:46:18,604 --> 00:46:19,571 Oh, please don't. 910 00:46:30,015 --> 00:46:30,850 Oh, boy. 911 00:46:37,657 --> 00:46:38,691 Hey. 912 00:46:38,725 --> 00:46:39,925 So sorry about this. 913 00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:41,960 I was changing stations on the radio, 914 00:46:41,994 --> 00:46:43,429 wasn't paying attention. 915 00:46:43,462 --> 00:46:44,396 I feel so stupid. 916 00:46:47,466 --> 00:46:49,134 You know, I'm glad that you're not hurt 917 00:46:49,168 --> 00:46:51,603 and honestly, this doesn't look that bad. 918 00:46:51,638 --> 00:46:54,239 I guess we should contact insurance companies. 919 00:46:54,273 --> 00:46:56,108 You know, I don't even know if we need to. 920 00:46:56,141 --> 00:46:57,777 I think that will buff right out. 921 00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:00,814 You can't buff out a dent. 922 00:47:00,847 --> 00:47:03,248 Oh no, but I can hit it with a plunger and hot water. 923 00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:05,117 I don't want you to have to go through all that trouble. 924 00:47:05,150 --> 00:47:06,618 Oh no, it's no trouble. 925 00:47:06,653 --> 00:47:09,087 I just grab it from next to the old turd spoon and... 926 00:47:10,989 --> 00:47:12,324 What? 927 00:47:13,192 --> 00:47:14,126 Don't worry about it. 928 00:47:14,159 --> 00:47:15,060 And this. 929 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:16,528 Don't worry about this either. 930 00:47:19,264 --> 00:47:20,532 I was actually about to say, 931 00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:22,201 and this is going to sound like a total lie, 932 00:47:22,234 --> 00:47:25,137 but earlier tonight I lost my I.D. and my phone, 933 00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:25,971 so I don't really have it. 934 00:47:26,004 --> 00:47:28,273 Oh no, I'm sorry... 935 00:47:28,307 --> 00:47:29,208 Wait, in a bag? 936 00:47:30,042 --> 00:47:30,944 Sorry? 937 00:47:30,976 --> 00:47:32,244 Did you lost a bag too? 938 00:47:32,277 --> 00:47:33,111 Yeah, I did. 939 00:47:34,046 --> 00:47:35,180 What's your name? 940 00:47:35,214 --> 00:47:37,082 Jim, Jim Walters. 941 00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:38,016 This is amazing. 942 00:47:38,050 --> 00:47:40,385 I found your bag earlier. 943 00:47:40,419 --> 00:47:41,520 Imagine that. 944 00:47:41,553 --> 00:47:42,755 Yeah. 945 00:47:42,789 --> 00:47:44,824 Wait here, I'll go grab it for you real quick. 946 00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:55,234 How much does he want? 947 00:47:55,267 --> 00:47:56,769 No, it's gonna be fine. 948 00:47:56,803 --> 00:47:58,671 I accidentally mentioned the turd spoon again 949 00:47:58,705 --> 00:47:59,605 but other than that... 950 00:47:59,639 --> 00:48:00,940 So what's the game plan? 951 00:48:00,974 --> 00:48:03,008 Will you hand me that bag in the floorboards? 952 00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:04,042 There is? 953 00:48:04,076 --> 00:48:05,177 How? 954 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:06,679 Yeah, that belongs to this guy. 955 00:48:06,713 --> 00:48:07,881 I found it earlier tonight. 956 00:48:07,914 --> 00:48:09,114 It's his. 957 00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:10,717 Wait, you found that guy's bag 958 00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:12,518 and then he hits you with his car? 959 00:48:12,551 --> 00:48:14,286 Ha, small world. 960 00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:17,757 Yeah, turns out doing a good deed never hurt anybody. 961 00:48:19,224 --> 00:48:20,058 Emerson! 962 00:48:25,632 --> 00:48:26,431 Oh! 963 00:48:47,452 --> 00:48:48,287 Oh no. 964 00:49:24,791 --> 00:49:25,792 You awake? 965 00:49:25,825 --> 00:49:27,060 Kind of. 966 00:49:27,092 --> 00:49:27,927 Good. 967 00:49:27,961 --> 00:49:29,127 Keep it that way. 968 00:49:29,161 --> 00:49:31,363 You're way susceptible to possession 969 00:49:31,396 --> 00:49:32,832 in a weakened mental state. 970 00:49:32,865 --> 00:49:33,666 Then get us out of here. 971 00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,467 That's what I'm doing. 972 00:49:39,304 --> 00:49:40,505 What's happening? 973 00:49:40,539 --> 00:49:41,941 We're getting the hell out of dodge. 974 00:49:44,844 --> 00:49:45,979 Okay, put the car in park. 975 00:49:46,012 --> 00:49:46,813 No. 976 00:49:46,846 --> 00:49:48,113 We need distance. 977 00:49:48,146 --> 00:49:49,414 That's my concern too. 978 00:49:49,448 --> 00:49:51,450 Just stop and move over, okay? 979 00:49:52,317 --> 00:49:53,686 You sure you're okay to drive? 980 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,021 I can get us out of here fast enough 981 00:49:55,054 --> 00:49:56,656 that he can't catch us on foot, come on! 982 00:49:56,689 --> 00:49:57,522 Okay. 983 00:49:58,691 --> 00:50:00,258 Oh. 984 00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:01,694 Why didn't you use the door? 985 00:50:03,362 --> 00:50:04,563 Because we're in a hurry! 986 00:50:10,235 --> 00:50:11,070 Seatbelt! 987 00:50:16,976 --> 00:50:19,045 Wow, this is faster. 988 00:50:19,078 --> 00:50:19,912 Thanks, man. 989 00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:35,061 Cedar? 990 00:50:35,094 --> 00:50:36,194 No, juniper. 991 00:50:39,799 --> 00:50:41,701 So you can't drive. 992 00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:42,669 We had drivers. 993 00:50:43,870 --> 00:50:46,338 My dad owned a lot of very flashy cars 994 00:50:46,371 --> 00:50:48,074 that he liked to drive but he wouldn't let me 995 00:50:48,107 --> 00:50:49,008 anywhere near them. 996 00:50:50,677 --> 00:50:51,476 Hmmm. 997 00:50:52,645 --> 00:50:53,913 If we survive this, maybe I'll teach you. 998 00:50:53,946 --> 00:50:55,848 Well that's a lovely gesture 999 00:50:57,349 --> 00:51:00,019 but I bet will never happen because we don't have time. 1000 00:51:00,053 --> 00:51:02,121 Bye the way, are you sure you feel okay? 1001 00:51:02,155 --> 00:51:04,589 I absolutely do not feel okay. 1002 00:51:04,623 --> 00:51:08,127 But I'm good to drive, I'm a great driver. 1003 00:51:08,161 --> 00:51:10,129 Oh, yeah, you really are. 1004 00:51:10,163 --> 00:51:12,597 Just wish you were a better judge of character. 1005 00:51:14,033 --> 00:51:16,435 I should've stayed in the car, that's what I'm best at. 1006 00:51:16,468 --> 00:51:18,638 Oh, you're really good at that too. 1007 00:51:18,671 --> 00:51:19,772 I know. 1008 00:51:19,806 --> 00:51:21,606 Is that a cedar tree? 1009 00:51:21,641 --> 00:51:23,743 No, that's pretty clearly an oak. 1010 00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:24,609 Clearly. 1011 00:51:26,411 --> 00:51:27,546 Did I strike a nerve? 1012 00:51:27,579 --> 00:51:28,413 Yes. 1013 00:51:30,049 --> 00:51:30,850 I'm sorry. 1014 00:51:33,518 --> 00:51:34,352 I'm sorry. 1015 00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:36,455 Are... 1016 00:51:37,790 --> 00:51:39,759 Are you apologizing or are you mimicking me? 1017 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,226 No, I'm apologizing. 1018 00:51:41,259 --> 00:51:43,328 There is no reason for me to get snippy with you 1019 00:51:43,361 --> 00:51:45,397 just because I'm mad at myself. 1020 00:51:45,430 --> 00:51:49,068 Listen, that was a completely understandable error. 1021 00:51:49,102 --> 00:51:51,771 In a normal situation, you did the right thing. 1022 00:51:51,804 --> 00:51:53,172 Usually when I mess up, 1023 00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:56,075 I'm not risking demon infestation on a massive scale. 1024 00:51:57,542 --> 00:51:59,879 I was really just trying to compliment your driving. 1025 00:52:01,446 --> 00:52:03,716 I'm not a big fan of comedy but, 1026 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,451 hey, if you're as good at that as you are with this, 1027 00:52:06,485 --> 00:52:08,187 you're gonna be a massive success. 1028 00:52:09,521 --> 00:52:11,023 I'm not a comedian. 1029 00:52:11,057 --> 00:52:12,257 You said you were. 1030 00:52:12,290 --> 00:52:13,492 No, I want to be. 1031 00:52:15,228 --> 00:52:17,063 I have a set, I practice it. 1032 00:52:18,463 --> 00:52:20,432 And when I finish a shift, I go to a comedy club 1033 00:52:21,968 --> 00:52:23,136 and I chicken out 1034 00:52:23,169 --> 00:52:27,106 and I sit in the car and practice some more. 1035 00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:29,407 Well, there's no shame in wanting to be polished. 1036 00:52:29,441 --> 00:52:30,910 No, that's not it. 1037 00:52:32,444 --> 00:52:34,914 I'm good at driving without trying. 1038 00:52:34,947 --> 00:52:36,281 I don't have to work on it. 1039 00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:39,351 Anything other than that scares me. 1040 00:52:41,187 --> 00:52:43,522 You know, even when I was fighting my ex girlfriend 1041 00:52:43,555 --> 00:52:45,158 and I knew that she was at home 1042 00:52:45,191 --> 00:52:46,726 waiting to finish an argument, 1043 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,929 I'd drive. 1044 00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,265 And then I'd sit out in the car 1045 00:52:52,297 --> 00:52:54,066 and wait for the lights to go out. 1046 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:57,036 That's natural to want to avoid conflict. 1047 00:52:57,069 --> 00:52:59,672 And then when I do get out of the car, 1048 00:52:59,705 --> 00:53:01,240 I nearly get us killed by a demon, 1049 00:53:01,274 --> 00:53:02,574 for lack of a better term. 1050 00:53:04,309 --> 00:53:07,280 That's a pretty clear indicator to stay in my lane, 1051 00:53:07,312 --> 00:53:08,147 so to speak. 1052 00:53:09,849 --> 00:53:10,683 I'm a driver. 1053 00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:16,289 Cedar. 1054 00:53:42,748 --> 00:53:44,416 I've always been rich. 1055 00:53:44,449 --> 00:53:47,086 All my investments are always right. 1056 00:53:47,119 --> 00:53:50,622 My financial gambles always pay off. 1057 00:53:50,656 --> 00:53:53,326 Congratulations, that sounds really nice. 1058 00:53:53,358 --> 00:53:56,062 To a certain extent, it's pretty great. 1059 00:53:56,095 --> 00:54:00,199 I mean, the perks are, they're kinda fabulous, but, 1060 00:54:00,233 --> 00:54:03,202 you know, there's not a lot of satisfaction in it. 1061 00:54:03,236 --> 00:54:06,205 In fact, figuring out and researching 1062 00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,808 how to banish these things is the first real challenge 1063 00:54:08,841 --> 00:54:09,942 I've ever encountered. 1064 00:54:11,310 --> 00:54:12,510 I'm sorry. 1065 00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:14,379 No, no, don't be, I mean, that's the thing. 1066 00:54:14,412 --> 00:54:18,251 It feels like nothing I've ever experienced 1067 00:54:18,284 --> 00:54:19,551 when I have my victories. 1068 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,420 I think that's why I stuck with it for so long. 1069 00:54:22,454 --> 00:54:23,856 I mean, 1070 00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:25,557 yeah, it's safer to stay in the car 1071 00:54:25,590 --> 00:54:28,160 but really the purpose of the car 1072 00:54:28,194 --> 00:54:31,030 is to transport you to the next place where you wanna go. 1073 00:54:35,433 --> 00:54:36,401 And where's that? 1074 00:54:38,738 --> 00:54:40,072 I need to go to Oak Lane. 1075 00:54:41,741 --> 00:54:43,676 We're going back to Oak Lane. 1076 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:21,714 Okay? 1077 00:55:23,316 --> 00:55:24,183 Okay. 1078 00:55:26,085 --> 00:55:28,154 What's the worst case scenario here? 1079 00:55:29,554 --> 00:55:32,557 They found the talisman, they destroyed it, they kill me. 1080 00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:33,626 Possibly you as well. 1081 00:55:36,362 --> 00:55:37,663 Okay, that's a bad one. 1082 00:55:37,697 --> 00:55:39,165 What's the best case? 1083 00:55:39,198 --> 00:55:41,834 I dropped it in the grass, nobody's been back here since. 1084 00:55:41,867 --> 00:55:44,203 I find it, I easily summon the hero. 1085 00:55:44,236 --> 00:55:46,372 From the mists of time. 1086 00:55:46,405 --> 00:55:49,675 Do we think this guy is actually gonna travel through time? 1087 00:55:49,709 --> 00:55:51,077 That is not the most unlikely thing 1088 00:55:51,110 --> 00:55:53,079 to happen in this world. 1089 00:55:53,112 --> 00:55:53,946 True. 1090 00:56:00,252 --> 00:56:01,787 Hey. 1091 00:56:01,821 --> 00:56:02,688 What should I do? 1092 00:56:03,956 --> 00:56:05,291 I know it's gonna sound hypocritical 1093 00:56:05,324 --> 00:56:06,993 considering out earlier conversation 1094 00:56:07,026 --> 00:56:09,795 but I need you to stay in the car. 1095 00:56:09,829 --> 00:56:10,963 And that's it? 1096 00:56:10,997 --> 00:56:12,164 That's it. 1097 00:56:12,198 --> 00:56:13,466 Be ready to get out of here quickly. 1098 00:56:13,498 --> 00:56:15,634 Don't trust anyone. 1099 00:56:15,668 --> 00:56:17,937 Okay, but how long should I wait before I check? 1100 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:18,804 Emerson, 1101 00:56:19,905 --> 00:56:20,740 I will be fine. 1102 00:56:21,974 --> 00:56:22,808 Wait. 1103 00:56:23,976 --> 00:56:25,510 Maybe we should work out some kind of signal 1104 00:56:25,543 --> 00:56:26,679 in case things go wrong. 1105 00:56:26,712 --> 00:56:28,247 Okay, that is silly and superfluous. 1106 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,484 Aw, well that takes me back to earlier tonight. 1107 00:56:31,516 --> 00:56:33,285 Work on your comedy. 1108 00:57:00,479 --> 00:57:01,247 Shit. 1109 00:57:26,772 --> 00:57:27,773 Start the car! 1110 00:57:31,744 --> 00:57:32,577 No! 1111 00:57:40,486 --> 00:57:41,487 Not really. 1112 00:57:43,255 --> 00:57:44,090 Go! 1113 00:57:45,224 --> 00:57:46,659 Run! 1114 00:57:56,702 --> 00:57:58,471 Silly and superfluous? 1115 00:57:58,504 --> 00:57:59,572 Don't you wish that we had worked out 1116 00:57:59,604 --> 00:58:00,873 some kind of signal now? 1117 00:58:02,274 --> 00:58:04,376 I can't believe I've hit two people with a tire iron. 1118 00:58:04,410 --> 00:58:05,678 No, no, no, no, no. 1119 00:58:05,711 --> 00:58:06,979 No! 1120 00:58:07,012 --> 00:58:08,447 What is it, are you okay? 1121 00:58:08,481 --> 00:58:10,649 Shit, how do we test to see if someone is possessed? 1122 00:58:10,683 --> 00:58:12,617 We need to figure out a way to test that on each other 1123 00:58:12,651 --> 00:58:13,486 just in case. 1124 00:58:13,519 --> 00:58:15,721 Emerson, stop. 1125 00:58:15,754 --> 00:58:16,655 What is it, are you hurt? 1126 00:58:16,689 --> 00:58:18,924 No, I'm, it doesn't matter. 1127 00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:20,392 Of course it matters. 1128 00:58:20,426 --> 00:58:23,929 No, Miss Graham, it doesn't matter if I'm fine 1129 00:58:23,963 --> 00:58:25,798 because this isn't. 1130 00:58:26,665 --> 00:58:28,067 What is that? 1131 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:32,638 This was a talisman forged to protect the earth 1132 00:58:32,671 --> 00:58:33,973 from invading evil. 1133 00:58:34,006 --> 00:58:35,941 But now, it isn't anything. 1134 00:58:35,975 --> 00:58:39,044 It's absolutely nothing! 1135 00:58:39,078 --> 00:58:39,879 What happened? 1136 00:58:41,647 --> 00:58:45,484 My driver hit it with a tire iron! 1137 00:58:47,153 --> 00:58:51,390 I can't believe I spent all this time 1138 00:58:51,423 --> 00:58:55,027 worrying about demons, for lack of a better term, 1139 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:57,129 when it turns out that you 1140 00:58:57,163 --> 00:58:58,998 are the biggest threat to my mission! 1141 00:58:59,932 --> 00:59:00,933 Whoa, wait a second. 1142 00:59:00,966 --> 00:59:01,767 Wait! 1143 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,202 Hey! 1144 00:59:03,235 --> 00:59:04,603 That's a novel idea. 1145 00:59:04,638 --> 00:59:06,605 I wish somebody had thought of that beforehand. 1146 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,540 Roger. 1147 00:59:07,573 --> 00:59:09,775 Oh, hold on, somebody did. 1148 00:59:09,808 --> 00:59:10,709 Me. 1149 00:59:10,743 --> 00:59:14,180 I asked you to wait in the car! 1150 00:59:14,213 --> 00:59:16,048 Yeah but I had to do something. 1151 00:59:16,081 --> 00:59:17,716 I mean, they could've killed you. 1152 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:19,151 They could've possessed you. 1153 00:59:19,185 --> 00:59:21,120 Which, to be honest, I haven't ruled out right now. 1154 00:59:21,153 --> 00:59:23,222 I was doing fine! 1155 00:59:23,255 --> 00:59:25,124 I was sneaking out the back door 1156 00:59:25,157 --> 00:59:28,127 when you thought it would be a great idea to honk! 1157 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,228 They had spotted you. 1158 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:30,630 I thought I needed to... 1159 00:59:30,664 --> 00:59:34,333 Don't you think I had planned for that inevitability? 1160 00:59:35,568 --> 00:59:40,573 I changed my entire plan so you would be safe! 1161 00:59:41,740 --> 00:59:44,243 That has got to be the stupidest thing 1162 00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:46,412 anyone in my family has ever done 1163 00:59:46,445 --> 00:59:50,449 since opening this portal to this stupid hell world! 1164 00:59:54,453 --> 00:59:55,354 Okay. 1165 00:59:55,387 --> 00:59:56,922 I was just trying to help. 1166 00:59:56,956 --> 00:59:58,424 I know you said to wait. 1167 00:59:58,457 --> 00:59:59,425 I thought that you meant... 1168 00:59:59,458 --> 01:00:01,695 Then let me be clearer. 1169 01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:04,396 I am on a mission. 1170 01:00:05,931 --> 01:00:07,466 You work for me. 1171 01:00:07,499 --> 01:00:09,034 Yeah, yeah, I know but... 1172 01:00:09,068 --> 01:00:10,637 So, 1173 01:00:10,670 --> 01:00:13,239 when I ask you to sit in the car, 1174 01:00:13,272 --> 01:00:15,574 pretend like we're sitting in front of a comedy club. 1175 01:00:15,608 --> 01:00:17,076 Hey. 1176 01:00:17,109 --> 01:00:18,444 Or in front of a house of somebody you owe an apology to 1177 01:00:18,477 --> 01:00:20,479 but you're too lazy or scared to face. 1178 01:00:23,349 --> 01:00:27,286 You sit behind the wheel 1179 01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:28,722 and you do nothing. 1180 01:00:33,025 --> 01:00:34,728 I thought the purpose of a car was to get us 1181 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,861 where we needed to be. 1182 01:00:37,062 --> 01:00:39,064 Emerson, 1183 01:00:39,098 --> 01:00:43,402 your purpose is to get me where I need to be. 1184 01:00:45,271 --> 01:00:48,974 And I need to find a pine tree 1185 01:00:50,242 --> 01:00:51,310 on Pine Drive. 1186 01:01:03,055 --> 01:01:05,991 Passengers need to ride in the back, sir. 1187 01:01:31,984 --> 01:01:34,219 Would you please roll down the back window? 1188 01:01:35,287 --> 01:01:36,455 I'm getting a headache. 1189 01:01:38,891 --> 01:01:41,293 Yeah, must be going around. 1190 01:02:12,324 --> 01:02:15,762 I need to get to North Gate Cemetery. 1191 01:02:16,796 --> 01:02:18,163 Then we'll be done. 1192 01:02:19,031 --> 01:02:20,065 At least you will be. 1193 01:02:22,769 --> 01:02:23,602 Great. 1194 01:02:24,903 --> 01:02:26,872 It isn't clear whether I'm supposed to be 1195 01:02:26,905 --> 01:02:28,775 at the site of the old cemetery 1196 01:02:28,808 --> 01:02:30,609 or the center of the current one but 1197 01:02:31,778 --> 01:02:33,479 maybe it isn't specific. 1198 01:02:33,512 --> 01:02:35,414 Always good to keep things open. 1199 01:02:36,382 --> 01:02:38,685 Listen, about what I said. 1200 01:02:38,718 --> 01:02:40,619 Oh, message received. 1201 01:02:40,653 --> 01:02:42,087 What I meant was I... 1202 01:02:42,121 --> 01:02:43,690 You know, for someone who wants to break the curse 1203 01:02:43,723 --> 01:02:45,023 that brought them wealth and power, 1204 01:02:45,057 --> 01:02:47,259 you are really good at being the guy with money 1205 01:02:47,292 --> 01:02:49,428 talking down to somebody. 1206 01:02:49,461 --> 01:02:50,262 Emerson? 1207 01:02:50,295 --> 01:02:51,230 I get it. 1208 01:02:51,263 --> 01:02:53,399 I work for you, I'm a driver. 1209 01:02:57,871 --> 01:02:59,972 You're as important of this as I am. 1210 01:03:01,808 --> 01:03:03,877 Yeah, because you happened to get in my car. 1211 01:03:03,909 --> 01:03:05,344 No. 1212 01:03:05,377 --> 01:03:08,046 Listen, I lashed out at you and that's not fair but 1213 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,150 you're almost as important to this as the talisman. 1214 01:03:13,653 --> 01:03:15,320 You're an essential part of this. 1215 01:03:16,756 --> 01:03:17,923 So what're you saying? 1216 01:03:17,956 --> 01:03:19,191 You couldn't have done this without me? 1217 01:03:19,224 --> 01:03:22,662 Someone was always meant to ferry me home. 1218 01:03:22,695 --> 01:03:25,832 "The farrier will show the way." 1219 01:03:25,865 --> 01:03:27,767 It's right there, in the book. 1220 01:03:27,801 --> 01:03:28,934 I'm sorry, what? 1221 01:03:28,967 --> 01:03:30,402 "The farrier will show the way." 1222 01:03:30,436 --> 01:03:32,806 It's part of the instructions on how to break the curse. 1223 01:03:32,839 --> 01:03:33,840 A or an E? 1224 01:03:35,207 --> 01:03:36,308 I don't understand. 1225 01:03:36,341 --> 01:03:39,478 Farrier, with an A or an E. 1226 01:03:39,511 --> 01:03:41,079 Uh, A. 1227 01:03:41,113 --> 01:03:42,381 Does it matter? 1228 01:03:47,453 --> 01:03:48,287 Uh. 1229 01:04:02,167 --> 01:04:04,536 I don't wanna come across like I'm talking down to you 1230 01:04:04,570 --> 01:04:06,873 but we have a time limit. 1231 01:04:06,906 --> 01:04:08,140 Sure. 1232 01:04:08,173 --> 01:04:10,409 Did you want me to swing by a stable? 1233 01:04:11,711 --> 01:04:12,846 You lost me. 1234 01:04:12,879 --> 01:04:14,146 A stable? 1235 01:04:14,179 --> 01:04:16,281 So that I can put some shoes on horses 1236 01:04:16,315 --> 01:04:19,919 because that's what a farrier with an A does. 1237 01:04:19,953 --> 01:04:22,454 No, farrier, like a ferryman. 1238 01:04:22,488 --> 01:04:23,989 I know that's not exactly what you are 1239 01:04:24,022 --> 01:04:25,825 but I don't expect the language of the book 1240 01:04:25,859 --> 01:04:27,660 to change the names of the occupations. 1241 01:04:27,694 --> 01:04:32,130 No, trust me, a farrier puts shoes on horses. 1242 01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:34,868 It's not a common occupation but it's definitely a thing 1243 01:04:34,901 --> 01:04:38,136 and it is worth several points in "Word Wars." 1244 01:04:38,170 --> 01:04:39,772 Didn't you grow up wealthy? 1245 01:04:39,806 --> 01:04:40,874 Did you have horses? 1246 01:04:40,907 --> 01:04:42,508 Who put the shoes on them? 1247 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:43,943 Our groom scheduled that. 1248 01:04:43,977 --> 01:04:45,110 Oh my God. 1249 01:04:45,143 --> 01:04:46,011 Look, the important thing here is... 1250 01:04:46,044 --> 01:04:47,579 You're wrong. 1251 01:04:47,613 --> 01:04:49,348 You are so wrong that I don't even know 1252 01:04:49,381 --> 01:04:50,817 what we're doing anymore. 1253 01:04:50,850 --> 01:04:53,218 This whole thing was sunk before I ever smashed 1254 01:04:53,252 --> 01:04:54,586 your stupid amulet. 1255 01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:55,420 Talisman. 1256 01:04:55,454 --> 01:04:56,622 Trying to help you 1257 01:04:56,656 --> 01:04:58,390 and all because you couldn't look up a word? 1258 01:04:58,423 --> 01:05:03,228 Oh, you have no idea how many words I looked up 1259 01:05:03,262 --> 01:05:04,664 to make sure I got this thing right 1260 01:05:04,697 --> 01:05:07,834 and that's after I translated it from Middle English. 1261 01:05:07,867 --> 01:05:10,469 I have spent years of my life 1262 01:05:10,502 --> 01:05:12,906 trying to rid the world of these things. 1263 01:05:12,939 --> 01:05:13,907 Yeah. 1264 01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:15,374 About that. 1265 01:05:15,407 --> 01:05:16,508 Go on. 1266 01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:17,342 You're great grandfather... 1267 01:05:17,376 --> 01:05:18,711 Great, great. 1268 01:05:18,745 --> 01:05:20,880 Unleashed who knows how many demons. 1269 01:05:20,914 --> 01:05:22,314 For lack of a better term. 1270 01:05:22,347 --> 01:05:24,349 You know what, let's leave the better terms to me 1271 01:05:24,383 --> 01:05:26,118 from here on out, okay? 1272 01:05:26,151 --> 01:05:29,321 And until tonight, they have never been a problem for me. 1273 01:05:31,089 --> 01:05:32,591 What're you suggesting? 1274 01:05:32,624 --> 01:05:34,393 Maybe they just wanna live and let live. 1275 01:05:34,426 --> 01:05:36,428 Maybe the only reason that they keep attacking us 1276 01:05:36,461 --> 01:05:38,031 is because you keep attacking them. 1277 01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:39,598 You just back right off. 1278 01:05:39,632 --> 01:05:41,533 What evidence do you have? 1279 01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:44,102 Even you say they're not really demons. 1280 01:05:44,136 --> 01:05:45,872 Have you never wondered why there are so many 1281 01:05:45,905 --> 01:05:48,775 unsolved murders in such a small town? 1282 01:05:48,808 --> 01:05:51,978 Hmmm, all the discord, all the ill will. 1283 01:05:52,011 --> 01:05:54,479 What do you think is generating all that? 1284 01:05:54,513 --> 01:05:55,782 And if it's not that, 1285 01:05:55,815 --> 01:05:57,549 then do you think it's fair 1286 01:05:57,583 --> 01:06:00,252 to all these people they're inhabiting? 1287 01:06:00,285 --> 01:06:01,921 These people had lives. 1288 01:06:01,955 --> 01:06:03,121 These people have loved ones 1289 01:06:03,155 --> 01:06:04,857 who don't even know they're gone. 1290 01:06:04,891 --> 01:06:06,458 People suck, Roger. 1291 01:06:06,491 --> 01:06:08,628 That's something that you learn really quickly 1292 01:06:08,661 --> 01:06:10,863 on this side of the service industry. 1293 01:06:10,897 --> 01:06:13,265 People are mean and they are pushy 1294 01:06:13,298 --> 01:06:15,802 and judgmental and wrong. 1295 01:06:15,835 --> 01:06:17,036 You are wrong. 1296 01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:18,638 You are wrong about your instructions, 1297 01:06:18,671 --> 01:06:21,674 you were definitely wrong about me. 1298 01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:23,876 Maybe you were wrong about them. 1299 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:27,546 Well if you are willing to jeopardize this quest 1300 01:06:27,579 --> 01:06:30,083 because I bruised your ego, 1301 01:06:31,516 --> 01:06:34,286 then I think this might be the end of the line for me. 1302 01:06:34,319 --> 01:06:35,320 Sounds reasonable. 1303 01:06:42,327 --> 01:06:45,999 Would you turn off the damn safety locks? 1304 01:06:49,102 --> 01:06:50,703 Thank you for riding with Ferry. 1305 01:06:50,737 --> 01:06:51,971 We encourage feedback 1306 01:06:52,005 --> 01:06:54,172 to help improve your customer experience. 1307 01:07:15,594 --> 01:07:16,428 Shit. 1308 01:07:20,033 --> 01:07:21,433 Shit, shit, shit. 1309 01:07:28,173 --> 01:07:29,008 Good luck. 1310 01:07:58,671 --> 01:08:00,439 Of course. 1311 01:08:00,472 --> 01:08:01,708 Of course. 1312 01:08:08,346 --> 01:08:09,281 Hey, Em. 1313 01:08:10,449 --> 01:08:11,283 Jess. 1314 01:08:12,752 --> 01:08:14,586 I was just visiting with Grace while I was in town. 1315 01:08:14,619 --> 01:08:15,822 Yeah, she said. 1316 01:08:17,456 --> 01:08:18,858 You okay? 1317 01:08:18,891 --> 01:08:21,694 Oh, you know, just getting used to the new city. 1318 01:08:21,728 --> 01:08:23,896 You wouldn't believe the singles scene there. 1319 01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:25,198 Okay. 1320 01:08:25,230 --> 01:08:27,066 I just meant are you okay to drive. 1321 01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:28,835 You seem a little wobbly. 1322 01:08:28,868 --> 01:08:31,904 Oh, Grace and I just got into some whiskey. 1323 01:08:31,938 --> 01:08:33,605 I hope you aren't needing a drink tonight. 1324 01:08:35,842 --> 01:08:37,643 God, should I get a replacement bottle? 1325 01:08:37,677 --> 01:08:38,911 No, no, it's fine. 1326 01:08:41,814 --> 01:08:45,051 Anyway, I was just gonna get a taxi. 1327 01:08:46,251 --> 01:08:47,754 I normally do Ferry 1328 01:08:47,787 --> 01:08:49,989 but, you know, I wouldn't want to risk an awkward encounter. 1329 01:08:52,257 --> 01:08:53,558 Yeah, that'd be a shame. 1330 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,930 Well, cool, get to your mom's place safe. 1331 01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:07,173 No, Jess, cancel the cab I can drive you. 1332 01:09:08,373 --> 01:09:09,608 Come on. 1333 01:09:26,793 --> 01:09:28,593 It smells like a hippy's attic in here. 1334 01:09:28,628 --> 01:09:30,462 Do customers never complain about it? 1335 01:09:31,530 --> 01:09:32,865 You have no idea. 1336 01:09:37,737 --> 01:09:38,570 So. 1337 01:09:39,404 --> 01:09:40,239 So? 1338 01:09:41,674 --> 01:09:43,910 Gracie said you were with a really nervous man earlier. 1339 01:09:43,943 --> 01:09:45,510 Kept insisting he was a customer 1340 01:09:45,544 --> 01:09:47,046 but was being weird about it. 1341 01:09:47,079 --> 01:09:48,047 Thanks, Grace. 1342 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,447 No, it's fine. 1343 01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:51,616 You don't have to be sneaky if you're on a date. 1344 01:09:51,651 --> 01:09:53,252 We aren't together anymore. 1345 01:09:53,286 --> 01:09:54,720 No, we're not. 1346 01:09:54,754 --> 01:09:57,123 So you can stop needling me like I'm doing something wrong. 1347 01:09:57,156 --> 01:09:58,590 Wow, okay. 1348 01:09:58,623 --> 01:10:00,592 I'm just saying it's great that you moved on so quickly. 1349 01:10:00,626 --> 01:10:02,460 No you're not, Jess. 1350 01:10:02,494 --> 01:10:03,595 You're trying to make me feel bad 1351 01:10:03,629 --> 01:10:06,132 about not even being on a date. 1352 01:10:06,165 --> 01:10:07,633 He was a passenger that was nice enough 1353 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:10,102 to let me run an errand while he was in the car. 1354 01:10:10,136 --> 01:10:12,171 There isn't a man, there never was. 1355 01:10:13,673 --> 01:10:14,974 But you know what? 1356 01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:16,843 You broke up with me. 1357 01:10:16,876 --> 01:10:18,878 So, even if there is a man, 1358 01:10:18,911 --> 01:10:20,579 you don't get to be mad about it. 1359 01:10:26,418 --> 01:10:27,419 I'm sorry. 1360 01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:29,956 It's fine. 1361 01:10:29,989 --> 01:10:31,891 It's obviously not, Em. 1362 01:10:32,992 --> 01:10:34,727 Are you seriously arguing with me 1363 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,096 about whether or not we're having an argument? 1364 01:10:37,129 --> 01:10:39,899 I guess I'm just making up for lost time. 1365 01:10:39,932 --> 01:10:42,168 I feel like I saw you for about two hours 1366 01:10:42,201 --> 01:10:44,603 for the whole last month that we were dating. 1367 01:10:44,637 --> 01:10:46,839 Yeah, I was spending a lot of time in the car then 1368 01:10:46,873 --> 01:10:49,942 because I wanted to be with you, not fight with you. 1369 01:10:51,177 --> 01:10:52,678 Well that's not what it felt like. 1370 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:55,181 What are you talking about? 1371 01:10:55,214 --> 01:10:56,916 Do we need to get you a coffee? 1372 01:10:56,949 --> 01:11:00,319 It felt like you didn't want to fight to be with me. 1373 01:11:07,059 --> 01:11:08,294 What the fuck, Em? 1374 01:11:08,327 --> 01:11:09,161 Shit. 1375 01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:11,130 I am so sorry. 1376 01:11:11,163 --> 01:11:12,365 I thought that maybe. 1377 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:13,833 I, it's... 1378 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:15,101 Sorry, you were saying? 1379 01:11:15,134 --> 01:11:17,203 Did you suffer a blow to the head? 1380 01:11:17,236 --> 01:11:21,173 Well, actually, it's not important, I'm fine. 1381 01:11:22,108 --> 01:11:22,942 Sorry. 1382 01:11:24,844 --> 01:11:26,045 I was saying... 1383 01:11:28,781 --> 01:11:32,351 Look, I know I'm not the most secure in a relationship 1384 01:11:32,385 --> 01:11:33,986 but sometimes it felt like you would 1385 01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:36,923 sit in your car all night instead of deal with your issues. 1386 01:11:36,956 --> 01:11:37,757 My issues? 1387 01:11:37,790 --> 01:11:40,525 Our issues. 1388 01:11:40,558 --> 01:11:41,360 Ours. 1389 01:11:42,328 --> 01:11:43,729 Both of ours. 1390 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:52,204 I don't think you know how passive you can be sometimes 1391 01:11:52,238 --> 01:11:54,407 but eventually I figured out that our relationship 1392 01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:55,908 was like your comedy. 1393 01:11:57,343 --> 01:11:59,812 It was something you were just going to try to wait out 1394 01:11:59,845 --> 01:12:01,681 and hope it turned out okay. 1395 01:12:04,050 --> 01:12:05,685 I know I initiated the breakup 1396 01:12:05,718 --> 01:12:07,787 but I'm not the only one responsible 1397 01:12:07,820 --> 01:12:09,655 for the end of our relationship. 1398 01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:14,827 You need a partner that you're willing 1399 01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:17,129 to get out of the car and have the fight for. 1400 01:12:26,604 --> 01:12:28,074 I'm sorry. 1401 01:12:28,107 --> 01:12:29,141 Thanks. 1402 01:12:29,175 --> 01:12:30,776 This was a new blouse. 1403 01:12:30,810 --> 01:12:32,011 No. 1404 01:12:32,044 --> 01:12:34,180 Well, I'm sorry about that too, I just... 1405 01:12:36,115 --> 01:12:39,617 I'm really sorry if I didn't make you feel valued. 1406 01:12:40,987 --> 01:12:41,954 I appreciate it. 1407 01:12:46,624 --> 01:12:48,461 So are you settling into the new place okay? 1408 01:12:48,493 --> 01:12:50,930 You don't miss glamorous small town life? 1409 01:12:50,963 --> 01:12:53,966 Small town inconvenienced in city sized crime rates? 1410 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,768 No, not really. 1411 01:12:57,203 --> 01:12:59,638 Besides, I got to visit my Uncle Sean's farm last weekend 1412 01:12:59,672 --> 01:13:01,040 for the first time in forever 1413 01:13:01,073 --> 01:13:04,043 and I am set on rural life for awhile. 1414 01:13:05,177 --> 01:13:06,946 Not a country girl, huh? 1415 01:13:06,979 --> 01:13:08,681 I don't see how anyone is. 1416 01:13:08,714 --> 01:13:11,884 It's like 14 full-time jobs worth of work. 1417 01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:14,787 And have you ever helped put a shoe on a horse? 1418 01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:16,022 I have. 1419 01:13:16,055 --> 01:13:17,957 It's awful. 1420 01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:19,125 Holy shit. 1421 01:13:19,158 --> 01:13:20,359 Yeah. 1422 01:13:20,393 --> 01:13:21,994 Just so you know, they will try to kick you 1423 01:13:22,028 --> 01:13:22,862 and poop on you. 1424 01:13:23,996 --> 01:13:25,664 Well, I mean they don't try to do that. 1425 01:13:25,698 --> 01:13:27,565 It's just something that happens. 1426 01:13:27,599 --> 01:13:29,035 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 1427 01:13:29,068 --> 01:13:31,303 I know, so gross. 1428 01:13:31,337 --> 01:13:33,139 Listen, this is gonna sound insane 1429 01:13:33,172 --> 01:13:35,041 but I need to try something. 1430 01:13:35,074 --> 01:13:38,177 Can you tell me how to get to North Gate Cemetery from here? 1431 01:13:38,210 --> 01:13:41,113 The new one or the one that they paved over? 1432 01:13:42,081 --> 01:13:43,449 The old one. 1433 01:13:43,482 --> 01:13:45,251 Em, you know where it is. 1434 01:13:45,284 --> 01:13:46,986 You've lived here longer than I have. 1435 01:13:47,019 --> 01:13:48,521 Just humor me. 1436 01:13:48,553 --> 01:13:50,122 Well, if we're near Mom's, 1437 01:13:50,156 --> 01:13:51,757 then it's straight back that way. 1438 01:13:51,791 --> 01:13:53,225 Thank you. 1439 01:13:53,259 --> 01:13:56,262 So this is gonna seem like I'm being really mean and petty 1440 01:13:56,295 --> 01:13:59,932 but is it okay if I drop you off here? 1441 01:13:59,965 --> 01:14:00,866 Are you joking? 1442 01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:02,168 We're like a block away. 1443 01:14:02,201 --> 01:14:04,470 Exactly, so it's not a very long walk. 1444 01:14:05,471 --> 01:14:07,605 You are unbelievable. 1445 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,109 Please trust me that it's really, really important. 1446 01:14:10,142 --> 01:14:12,378 I thought we were finally getting to a good place 1447 01:14:12,411 --> 01:14:13,345 and now you're just being... 1448 01:14:13,379 --> 01:14:14,213 Jess. 1449 01:14:15,948 --> 01:14:17,283 We were not a great fit 1450 01:14:17,316 --> 01:14:19,652 and we were probably always doomed to fail 1451 01:14:19,685 --> 01:14:21,287 but just so you know, 1452 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:25,858 I loved you and you were a huge part of my life 1453 01:14:25,891 --> 01:14:28,160 and I am sorry if I let you down 1454 01:14:28,194 --> 01:14:30,963 by making you feel otherwise while we were together. 1455 01:14:30,996 --> 01:14:32,164 Okay? 1456 01:14:32,198 --> 01:14:33,598 But I have to go. 1457 01:14:38,137 --> 01:14:39,839 I don't know what to say. 1458 01:14:39,872 --> 01:14:42,308 Well, Ferry welcomes feedback so we can 1459 01:14:42,341 --> 01:14:44,577 continue to improve your customer experience. 1460 01:14:56,322 --> 01:14:57,490 Okay, come on. 1461 01:15:30,022 --> 01:15:30,990 Roger! 1462 01:15:40,065 --> 01:15:41,667 I'm really glad you came. 1463 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:44,069 I had to get directions from a farrier. 1464 01:15:44,103 --> 01:15:45,337 What? 1465 01:15:45,371 --> 01:15:46,772 Sort of, I'm hoping between the two of us 1466 01:15:46,805 --> 01:15:48,073 it counts for something. 1467 01:15:48,107 --> 01:15:49,942 Let's get you to your cemetery. 1468 01:15:49,975 --> 01:15:51,177 We're in a cemetery. 1469 01:15:51,210 --> 01:15:52,945 Maybe not the one that you need. 1470 01:15:52,978 --> 01:15:54,213 Oh. 1471 01:16:06,559 --> 01:16:08,327 All right, what do we need to pull these things 1472 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,762 back through the portal and seal it off? 1473 01:16:09,795 --> 01:16:11,797 We need the branches of the five trees. 1474 01:16:11,830 --> 01:16:13,132 Right, right, right. 1475 01:16:13,165 --> 01:16:14,433 Blood of a host. 1476 01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:15,701 Pardon? 1477 01:16:15,734 --> 01:16:16,936 Blood from one of the bodies that housed them. 1478 01:16:16,969 --> 01:16:18,504 I got that at one of the first stops. 1479 01:16:18,537 --> 01:16:19,538 Hey, you said that you didn't... 1480 01:16:19,572 --> 01:16:20,773 I didn't kill anybody. 1481 01:16:20,806 --> 01:16:22,007 The instructions don't give 1482 01:16:22,041 --> 01:16:23,275 a certain amount of blood you need. 1483 01:16:23,309 --> 01:16:26,378 I didn't see any need to apply lethal force. 1484 01:16:26,412 --> 01:16:27,346 Okay, and? 1485 01:16:28,981 --> 01:16:30,349 Summoner's finger. 1486 01:16:30,382 --> 01:16:31,283 Ew! 1487 01:16:31,317 --> 01:16:32,451 Yeah, tell me about it. 1488 01:16:32,484 --> 01:16:33,687 It's not pleasant work. 1489 01:16:33,719 --> 01:16:35,454 Trust me, grave robbing the family crypt, 1490 01:16:35,487 --> 01:16:37,489 not my idea of a good time. 1491 01:16:37,523 --> 01:16:39,425 So that's your great, great grandfather's... 1492 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:40,694 Finger, right. 1493 01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:43,362 I hope they don't need a specific one. 1494 01:16:43,395 --> 01:16:45,197 Okay, anything else? 1495 01:16:45,231 --> 01:16:46,932 Well, 1496 01:16:46,966 --> 01:16:49,835 in a perfect world we'd use the talisman 1497 01:16:49,868 --> 01:16:51,537 to summon a hero through the mists of time 1498 01:16:51,570 --> 01:16:52,605 to keep the demons at bay. 1499 01:16:52,639 --> 01:16:53,439 I'm sorry! 1500 01:16:53,472 --> 01:16:54,807 But since we don't, 1501 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,475 speed is our ally. 1502 01:16:57,910 --> 01:17:00,079 I really appreciate you coming back to get me. 1503 01:17:01,313 --> 01:17:02,948 I can't imagine anybody else being my farrier. 1504 01:17:02,982 --> 01:17:04,516 Ferryman. 1505 01:17:04,550 --> 01:17:06,118 And you're welcome. 1506 01:17:06,151 --> 01:17:08,420 Though I did consider stealing the big bag of cash 1507 01:17:08,454 --> 01:17:09,755 you left in my back. 1508 01:17:09,788 --> 01:17:11,090 Oh crap. 1509 01:17:11,123 --> 01:17:12,424 Thanks for not doing that. 1510 01:17:13,325 --> 01:17:15,461 In the spirit of honesty, 1511 01:17:15,494 --> 01:17:18,097 I think I should apologize to you 1512 01:17:18,130 --> 01:17:20,266 for the scathing review I left you. 1513 01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:21,934 Really? 1514 01:17:21,967 --> 01:17:23,235 I will try to delete it. 1515 01:17:23,269 --> 01:17:24,536 I made it in a moment of anger. 1516 01:17:24,570 --> 01:17:26,538 You are easily a four star driver. 1517 01:17:26,572 --> 01:17:27,973 Four? 1518 01:17:28,007 --> 01:17:30,542 Well, your vehicle still does have an overpowering odor. 1519 01:17:30,576 --> 01:17:31,577 Oh, for... 1520 01:17:48,894 --> 01:17:51,130 This is the original site. 1521 01:17:51,163 --> 01:17:52,264 Are you sure? 1522 01:17:52,298 --> 01:17:53,399 Oh, trust me. 1523 01:17:53,432 --> 01:17:54,833 It was a huge ordeal 1524 01:17:54,867 --> 01:17:56,935 when they first started clearing it out. 1525 01:17:56,969 --> 01:17:58,738 Bodies for days. 1526 01:17:58,772 --> 01:18:01,373 Now, some people got really up in arms about 1527 01:18:01,407 --> 01:18:02,908 erasing town history 1528 01:18:02,941 --> 01:18:05,712 but some people were really insistent about relocating. 1529 01:18:05,745 --> 01:18:07,446 Oh, I bet they were. 1530 01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:10,115 It was demons trying to cover their tracks. 1531 01:18:10,149 --> 01:18:12,017 For lack of a better term. 1532 01:18:13,919 --> 01:18:15,220 Okay. 1533 01:18:15,254 --> 01:18:16,855 Now, listen. 1534 01:18:16,889 --> 01:18:19,124 A lot of those demons, for lack of a better term, 1535 01:18:19,158 --> 01:18:20,760 caught up with me at the last graveyard. 1536 01:18:20,794 --> 01:18:23,329 However, there's a strong possibility 1537 01:18:23,362 --> 01:18:24,764 that some of them are waiting for me. 1538 01:18:24,798 --> 01:18:27,833 So I need you to be safe and stay in the car. 1539 01:18:27,866 --> 01:18:29,335 But what if they get to you? 1540 01:18:29,368 --> 01:18:31,403 Well, then we better hope the rest of my bastard cousins 1541 01:18:31,437 --> 01:18:34,840 all died in some tragic, yet unavoidable accidents 1542 01:18:34,873 --> 01:18:37,744 prior to today and the curse dies with me. 1543 01:18:37,777 --> 01:18:39,011 I don't think these demons 1544 01:18:39,044 --> 01:18:40,512 are being all that careful right now. 1545 01:18:40,546 --> 01:18:43,916 If that happens, you take the bag and all the money in it 1546 01:18:43,949 --> 01:18:45,884 and you get out of town. 1547 01:18:45,918 --> 01:18:48,387 If you happen to live for another 110 years, 1548 01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:51,791 then you come back here and you try to finish this off. 1549 01:18:51,825 --> 01:18:53,492 I know, that's a long time to live with 1550 01:18:53,525 --> 01:18:55,361 my great, great grandfather's finger bone 1551 01:18:55,394 --> 01:18:57,630 but, all things considered. 1552 01:18:57,664 --> 01:18:59,865 Oh, and about the bag, you gotta... 1553 01:19:07,674 --> 01:19:08,742 No! 1554 01:19:19,118 --> 01:19:19,918 Shit! 1555 01:19:19,952 --> 01:19:20,854 No, no, no! 1556 01:19:23,088 --> 01:19:24,123 Get out! 1557 01:19:29,361 --> 01:19:30,797 Open this! 1558 01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:31,664 Now! 1559 01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,689 Open up! 1560 01:20:21,815 --> 01:20:22,715 You can stop. 1561 01:20:24,483 --> 01:20:26,753 The talisman in pieces is useless. 1562 01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:28,888 As is this. 1563 01:20:32,591 --> 01:20:35,662 Helping him was a fool's errand. 1564 01:20:37,095 --> 01:20:39,699 He's an ineffective little man who was doomed to fail. 1565 01:20:39,732 --> 01:20:40,633 And why not? 1566 01:20:41,835 --> 01:20:43,736 We held up our end of the bargain! 1567 01:20:44,603 --> 01:20:45,604 You said it yourself. 1568 01:20:46,538 --> 01:20:47,606 We don't disturb much. 1569 01:20:49,241 --> 01:20:50,877 You said that your life 1570 01:20:50,910 --> 01:20:53,512 has been more disrupted by him than by us. 1571 01:20:54,613 --> 01:20:57,750 So why don't you open the door, 1572 01:20:57,784 --> 01:21:00,118 I'll get rid of that silly little circle 1573 01:21:00,152 --> 01:21:04,056 and you head on home with all the money in that bag? 1574 01:21:05,557 --> 01:21:06,391 Hmm? 1575 01:21:07,559 --> 01:21:09,561 You've earned it, don't you think? 1576 01:21:15,802 --> 01:21:19,672 You're worried about people getting hurt if you help us? 1577 01:21:21,373 --> 01:21:23,308 You need to be worried 1578 01:21:23,342 --> 01:21:25,778 about people getting hurt if you don't. 1579 01:21:25,812 --> 01:21:27,613 No, don't touch her. 1580 01:21:29,414 --> 01:21:30,249 Her? 1581 01:21:33,285 --> 01:21:34,119 Her? 1582 01:21:41,159 --> 01:21:43,161 I'm gonna kill this man 1583 01:21:43,195 --> 01:21:46,164 unless you want to help prevent it. 1584 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:48,600 See? 1585 01:21:49,702 --> 01:21:51,905 We aren't unreasonable. 1586 01:22:15,260 --> 01:22:17,262 Through the mists of thyme! 1587 01:22:17,296 --> 01:22:18,196 Sorry in advance, Roger! 1588 01:22:21,734 --> 01:22:23,535 So fucking gross! 1589 01:23:22,028 --> 01:23:23,595 Gross. 1590 01:23:23,630 --> 01:23:24,463 Ugh. 1591 01:23:25,698 --> 01:23:27,366 Gross, gross, gross. 1592 01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:37,409 My blood can't be the nastiest thing you've touched today. 1593 01:23:37,442 --> 01:23:39,078 Remember, I know about the spoon. 1594 01:23:40,278 --> 01:23:42,115 I'm so glad you're okay. 1595 01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:43,448 Okay's a relative term. 1596 01:23:44,616 --> 01:23:46,753 Took a pretty nasty blow to the head. 1597 01:23:46,786 --> 01:23:48,021 And my nose. 1598 01:23:48,054 --> 01:23:50,188 Well you did leave me a pretty nasty review 1599 01:23:50,222 --> 01:23:51,791 on my company page. 1600 01:23:51,824 --> 01:23:54,894 I'm not sure slugging me was the best way to address it. 1601 01:23:56,663 --> 01:23:57,496 Ugh. 1602 01:24:00,633 --> 01:24:01,701 So what happens now? 1603 01:24:04,037 --> 01:24:05,905 Well, I burned the book. 1604 01:24:07,339 --> 01:24:10,043 I go home and I wait to see if I lose everything. 1605 01:24:10,076 --> 01:24:10,910 If I do, 1606 01:24:12,011 --> 01:24:13,578 I'll figure out what to do now. 1607 01:24:14,881 --> 01:24:16,515 I'm kinda making this up as I go. 1608 01:24:21,087 --> 01:24:22,187 All right, where to? 1609 01:24:23,823 --> 01:24:25,257 The hotel. 1610 01:24:25,290 --> 01:24:28,493 I only have one friend in town and from what I've heard, 1611 01:24:28,527 --> 01:24:30,395 her place isn't the nicest. 1612 01:25:38,030 --> 01:25:38,865 Well. 1613 01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:43,102 Thanks for everything. 1614 01:25:43,136 --> 01:25:43,970 Sincerely. 1615 01:25:44,971 --> 01:25:46,205 I don't even think a talisman 1616 01:25:46,239 --> 01:25:48,074 could've brought me a better hero than you. 1617 01:25:49,274 --> 01:25:50,843 I'm glad you knew when to get out of the car. 1618 01:25:56,015 --> 01:25:57,850 You know, you should do it more often. 1619 01:25:57,884 --> 01:26:00,519 If a horde of demons doesn't scare you, 1620 01:26:00,552 --> 01:26:01,353 nothing should. 1621 01:26:38,523 --> 01:26:40,126 I have a hard time relating to people 1622 01:26:40,159 --> 01:26:42,295 that want to show me the cool, historic things 1623 01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:43,663 that are unique to their home 1624 01:26:43,696 --> 01:26:46,598 because I don't really have anything like that. 1625 01:26:46,632 --> 01:26:47,700 I mean, I do, but it's not something 1626 01:26:47,733 --> 01:26:49,101 I feel like I can brag about. 1627 01:26:49,135 --> 01:26:51,469 I can't lead people to my bathroom and say, 1628 01:26:51,503 --> 01:26:54,674 this is where I keep my authentic mid-aughts turd spoon. 1629 01:27:43,242 --> 01:27:48,242 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 112295