Original subtitles

[upbeat electronic music]

both: Here we go again.

- Last year, we dated 20 women, hoping to find love.

- But... Sorry.

That didn't work out.

Sorry. Your cab is here. - [crying]

- In the end,

we actually made some real friends.

- They've been coming to my gigs in Long Island,

and we've been keeping in touch.

So I'm always, like, "Yo, if you girls

"are ever in Las Vegas, hit me up.

You can stay with us."

- Yeah, but, bro, I didn't know they were actually

gonna take you up on that offer and actually come.

- True. [laughs]

all: Vegas!

- This is a kind of different vibe, right?

- Yeah, they can let loose. Who knows what could happen?

- Now we can actually see the real side of people in Vegas.

- This is gonna be "awkwarder"!

[laughter]

- Living out in Las Vegas,

we play hard, but we work hard, too.

- Hands up!

I had my 6th DJ residency.

This one is at Drai's,

the hottest nightclub in the Strip.

Hands up if you're with me!

- And I'm a stripper at Chippendales.

- Who wants to go see some man ass?

- So if they want to live in our dope suite...

- They have to work for it and earn it, just like us.

So we hooked these girls up with jobs.

- My name is Dustin Drai.

You guys are gonna be working for me.

- Whoo! - Don't let us down.

- I'm actually vouching for these girls in a sense,

and I'm putting my reputation on the line for them.

- Any other person, you'd be fired.

- I hope they don't [bleep] this up.

- I didn't want to say that it was a bit messy.

But it is a bit messy. - Yeah. It's a mess.

- We invited Suzi. [giggling]

- If Las Vegas had a voice, it would be Suzi.

- Why are you laughing? I want to laugh, too.

- Oh. - I just got her laugh

out of my head. - Mm-hmm.

- The whole... [imitates high-pitched laugh]

- [laughs]

- Marissa's coming out.

- Who is ready to party?

- Marissa is a party girl.

She's the type of girl that would, like, go to the club,

dance her ass off. - Take her shoes off.

- Have dirty-ass feet. - Walking around Vegas--

- And still, she's [bleep] ready to go.

- Big facts.

- B-Lashes!

- Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.

- She looks like a disco ball. - That's true.

- Her clothes and everything-- she's always flashy.

- Oh, my God. I love my bling. Just saying.

- I don't really know what to expect with Derynn.

We didn't work out, you know.

But we caught a vibe because she's a cool girl.

- I want to find a bachelor and ruin his life.

- Maria's coming.

- Where's my man?

- But there's unfinished business

between me and her.

- I would shut the [bleep] up!

- We're [bleep]. - That's your ex.

Nikki and I, we got this weird history.

It kills me to say this. I'm rolling solo for now.

But I'm hoping we can start over as friends.

- Hi, Nikki. - We don't need to be cool.

- Is there any girls in the house that you guys

want us to hook up with?

- Oh, no. - Okay, okay.

- Yeah, no, no, no. - Okay.

- If you want to see Vinny make out with Maria,

make some noise right now!

[crowd cheering] - We're actually

rolling the dice with these girls.

There could be some residual feelings still lingering.

Who knows?

- You're a [bleep] boy. You're a [bleep] boy.

- In this house, sex starts so much drama. It's a mess.

You hook up in this house, it's everyone's business.

[cheering] - Here we go again.

- [bleep] you guys.

- We're all [bleep]. - This is very awkward.

♪ ♪

- Sometimes bad ideas are the best ideas.

[laughs] - Oh, my God!

- This could be disaster.

[girls yelling] It could backfire.

- Don't touch me! - But it could be dope.

- You guys actually are living with your exes?

- Crazy, right?

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ I just want the green ♪

♪ I just want the green ♪ - ♪ This for the moneymakers ♪

- ♪ I just want the green. I-I-I just want the green ♪

- ♪ Get your money, baby ♪ - Oh, yeah!

I love Las Vegas this time of year!

- ♪ I just want the green ♪

♪ I just want the green ♪

- Welcome back, guys. What's up?

- My bad about the noise. You know my 'Rari goes rawr.

Yo, we got some things we got to bring up to the suite.

- Absolutely. - Take care of my baby, man.

No, I'm just kidding. [laughs]

Oh, yeah!

We are both living in Vegas

at The Linq for our residencies.

I'm out here DJ-ing.

He's out here stripping.

- I'm actually an exotic dancer.

Usually strippers...

you don't buy your tickets on Ticketmaster to see them.

And usually strippers don't get put up in a big suite.

So I'm more than a stripper. [laughs]

[both laugh]

- Oh, yeah!

Yo, I feel like home right now.

- Yeah, me too. - Know what I'm saying?

- Oh, [bleep!]

- Oh, that's a good-looking picture.

- I'm gonna get a selfie with him.

- Yo, let me jump in there.

- Come on, man, don't ruin the selfie.

When you do a residency in Vegas,

you're treated like a king.

Oh, what's up, girls?

You are the man. You get everything hooked up for you.

Everything is VIP.

- Home, sweet home.

He don't live with his mama no more!

Can't believe they're really coming.

This actually happening.

♪ ♪

all: We're in Las Vegas!

- ♪ What girls, what girls ♪

♪ Like about... ♪

- I'm back, bitches.

It's about to be Lash Vegas.

- The B-Lash bump, I haven't heard of that one yet.

- Last time you saw me, I didn't find a love connection

with Pauly or Vinny.

But I did find my two best friends,

Marissa and Derynn.

- Cheers. [glasses clink]

- And since "Double Shot at Love,"

we do everything together-- we go out every weekend,

which is probably the best thing ever,

because I'm still living at home

with my mom and dad,

so the time to leave the nest is now.

Living and working in Vegas has been a dream of mine.

I'm hoping this may open some doors for me,

and maybe I'll even get to have sex

without my mom and dad in the other room.

- It's my first time, like, partying in Vegas.

My love life sucks.

I've just been so over guys.

I'm so over the dating.

I honestly just don't even have an ounce in my soul

to, like, even be bothered.

So I'm here to have fun.

I'm not trying to find love.

We're not trying to do any of that [bleep].

Maybe, like, a one-night stand or something.

Or just lead a guy on for a little bit

and then just toss him to the curb.

Do you think it's gonna be, like, awkward with the guys?

- Listen, at the end of the day,

I didn't touch 'em, so not my problem.

- I touched one.

Last year I made it to the final four.

- Derynn. Your cab is here.

- And even though I was sent home in a cab,

I am so happy to be here,

because if I could have any job in the world,

I would own my own nightclub.

So working in Vegas, this is where I belong.

- Wow. - I miss my cat.

I am single as a Pringle.

Haven't had sex in two years.

Let's hope that just because the desert is dry in Vegas

doesn't mean that I will be.

- We're ready to find some meat.

- Yes!

- I mean, should we have done anything else?

Like, brought them flowers or something?

- Flowers? - Roses?

- Roses? I got them rosé.

- Oh, rosé! I got it. - [laughs]

Let's actually fill this up with it.

You got to stay hydrated out here in the desert.

[laughs]

[yells] - Yo, what the [bleep]?

- Yo, whoa, what, bro?

- Bro, I thought this thing had a lid on it.

Oh, God.

- Let's fill this up.

- Come on, dick. - I didn't do it!

See? You thought it was easy.

- Oops. - Oops.

Whoops. Sorry.

That's a lot of rosé.

- How are we gonna flip it in there?

- I say we just flip it, it's gonna be fast.

- One. Okay, pull up. - No, no, hold on.

- [bleep]. - Up?

- Hmm...

We didn't think this through.

- I give Jesus a lot of credit...

- Mm-hmm. - For turning water into wine.

Like, it is not that easy.

- Two, three.

[both cheering]

- Rosé all day, baby!

- Can we do another one with protein shakes?

- Where's the slot machine? [laughing]

Tits out for the boys.

- Tits out... both: For the boys!

- Tits out for the boys.

[Suzi laughing]

Obviously, they invited me,

'cause they miss my laugh, duh!

[Suzi laughing]

[laughs]

So, Dad, how do you feel about me leaving my job,

moving to Vegas...

So after "Double Shot,"

my parents are literally just being haters.

They want me to just be professional,

and live my, like, 9:00-to-5:00 life,

but at the end of the day, like,

is that gonna spark my fire?

Like, I want to have an adventure.

Oh, my God, it's Elvis! [screams]

[girls laughing]

- So it's time to unleash the party girl

and let sugar out.

- Wait, bitch, I've never been to Vegas.

- Oh, my God.

[upbeat electronic music]

- When I was in the "Double Shot at Love" house,

I went for Vinny.

[scoffs]

Hold my hand 'cause I'm nervous and they're sweating.

[both laugh]

- This is the most awkward moment

I've ever had in my life.

- We had a good time, but then he called my cab,

and it was what it was.

It's a [bleep] feeling to get your heart broken,

but it just makes me think that I'm one step closer

to the person that I should be with.

- We need a cocktail. We're in [bleep] Vegas!

- I know. - What the [bleep]?

I'm actually super surprised Maria wanted to come to Vegas.

She ended things on a bad note with Vinny.

So how do you feel about the guys?

- I don't know. I'm pretty sure, like,

everything's gonna be fine.

♪ ♪

When Vinny picked Alysse last time...

- If you're ready for a shot at love,

so am I. - I am.

♪ ♪

- And then Alysse and Vinny didn't work out.

He DM'd me to hang out with him,

which I thought was disrespectful,

because Alysse is my friend.

So I tweeted that he was a clown,

and then I also tweeted a picture of him

dressed as a clown.

And I called him some names.

And I'd be lying if I said

that this wasn't just a little bit awkward for me.

- This is gonna be wild. - Yeah.

- What about Maria coming?

That's your ex, bro. - It's gonna be weird. [laughs]

Ultimately, "Double Shot" was a weird situation to be in.

But I'm not, like, mad at Maria.

This is kind of, like, my act of good faith,

and I'm hoping we can actually just party and be friends.

Seriously, dude. What are we thinking?

- [laughs] I have no idea, dude.

Living with all the exes.

[high-pitched voice] Awkward!

- Is this the best idea?

Probably not. - Could this backfire?

- I don't know. - Probably.

- I don't know if you watched us for the last ten years.

We don't make good decisions.

- Yeah, we're not the best at it.

- I wonder when everyone's getting here.

[all screaming]

♪ ♪

- It's kind of crazy that we all dated the same guys,

but now we're friends.

We bond over the fact that we all got dumped

by the same guy.

- So have you guys talked to Nikki at all?

- Yeah, I still talk to her, like, every day.

I don't know if she's gonna come--I hope she does.

♪ ♪

Nikki might be hesitant to come

because her relationship with Pauly

didn't end on the best terms.

- I put my heart on the line

and for you to tell me, like,

"I'm riding solo," or, "It's too much..."

I'm pissed!

- So, at this point, Nikki is 100% a wild card.

- So is Nikki coming? Are you cool with her or what?

- Oh, I don't know, but I'm cool with her.

I hope Nikki actually does come.

I kind of feel bad about how things

went bad between her and I.

It was, like, I don't know, it's just weird.

- Well, Pauly and Vinny said

to bring some friends, so I brought some friends

from Hoboken. - Oh, my God.

- They like to party, they like to have fun.

So I'm excited for you guys to meet them.

- I dare you to smash the first friend

that walks in the door. - I'll [bleep] do it, bro.

- [laughing]

- Where are these people?

Oh, there they are! I see them!

- Hey, babes! - We out here, baby!

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

Derynn's friends are boys.

Yes! [laughs]

- ♪ All of my sexy fellas ♪

♪ Around the world ♪

♪ We on a hunt for you ♪

- So Pauly and Vinny, all they said to Derynn

was, "Bring your friends."

They were probably thinking, like, girls.

Like, nah, we got three sausages.

- What's up, baby? I got you, I got you.

I'm a gentlemen, babe.

My name is Brandon. I'm MC for a DJ company.

I was literally, like, doing Cody's bar mitzvah

a month ago, and now I'm here.

I'm ready to [bleep] do it.

These bags are heavy.

Yo, what did you guys pack, your house?

I may be good-looking, but I'm just a pretty face.

I'm a mama's boy.

I had to call my mom yesterday.

It was her birthday.

If I didn't call her, she would [bleep] cut my neck off.

So, yeah, I'm a player.

But I'm also a mama's boy.

- Yeah, bro, we're popping his cherry today

in Vegas, bro!

- Polarizing? Like a picture, that, like, polarizes,

then you [bleep] shake it, and, like, give it out?

[laughs] Is that what you mean, dude?

- Oh-ho!

My name's Antonio, aka, Pool Party Papii.

I know Derynn from the party scene back home.

I am a New York City construction worker.

My job is literally to lay pipe.

- Did you rip your earring out, or you still have it attached?

- [bleep] off.

I am coming to Las Vegas because I [bleep]

bust my ass every single day,

day in and day out, so I needed to take a break

and go [bleep] crazy.

Can't [bleep] wait.

- The three cugines, yeah?

I'm Nicky Curd, and I'm from Staten Island, New York.

I'm a car man. I sell cars, I detail cars.

Everything that has to do with cars, I do.

We're gonna take over.

The cugines are gonna take over.

In Italian, cugine means "cousin."

On Staten Island, it means "pretty boy,"

more or less, you know?

Cleaned up, eyebrows always on fleek.

Girls love my eyebrows and my smile.

I love smiling.

[laughing]

[all yelling]

[laughter]

- That's crazy.

- We got a pink limo!

[phone rings] - Hello?

- Hi, this is Dolly, Marissa's mom.

I'm calling to see if Marissa landed yet.

- No, they're not here yet. - Okay.

Make sure you guys take really good care of her,

because she's my princess.

Still single? - Yeah, we're single.

- Okay. I mean, she's a beautiful girl.

Is there water in the house?

'Cause I know it's dry over there.

You know, you're in a desert.

- Uh, we have water, right?

- Oops. [phone beeps]

Hold on. Hello?

- Hey, this is Mama Lash.

- Mama Lash! - What the [bleep] going on?

Going from Thotchella to Momchella.

- [laughing]

- ♪ We them rebels everybody want to talk about ♪

all: Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!

[all cheering]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome to Sin [bleep] City!

[all cheering]

- I'm ready, bro!

- We got to find a dope place to hide.

- Behind the couch. - Yeah.

- Can you see me?

- [laughs]

- It's kind of hard to hide me.

- I want to see the suite already.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

- Dude, we're gentlemen, dude, we're gentlemen.

Girls go first. Go ahead. Boom. Go ahead.

- Wait, what about right here?

- Oh, my-- the penthouse.

[all screaming]

- Oh, I hear them now.

[all screaming] - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

all: There's eyelashes!

- [shouts indistinctly]

- There's a pregnancy test in there!

- Oh, my God!

- This penthouse is lit!

Everything is lit!

So cute!

Thank you so much. You boys came through.

I'm just excited!

[laughing]

- Oh, my God. - This is so nice.

[all screaming]

- You scared the [bleep] out of me!

- God, we've missed you girls!

What's up, what's up, what's up?

- Vinny! How you doing?

- How you doing?

Hey, B-Lashes. What's up, Marissa?

What's up, Derynn?

Uh...

Maria, she doesn't even say "hello" to me.

This is off to a awkward and bad start.

- This is crazy, seeing you girls again.

- This is wild.

- We didn't want to be cheesy and get you guys roses,

so we got you rosé.

- I actually love that. That's cute.

- Thank you.

- Here you go.

- This is piss warm. - Damn.

- I'm trying not to be a bitch,

but I literally can't help it.

Seeing Vinny for the first time

after a couple months, it's really [bleep] hard.

- Are you good? - [laughing]

- But I'ma try my best to embody the power

of Christ inside my body

to help me get through this day.

- Wait, I thought you girls brought friends.

- We did. - We did.

- The cugines are here. - Here we go!

- [bleep] finally.

- Vinny wants to know if they're hot.

- They're hot. [giggles]

- Oh, can't wait to meet 'em.

- You'll love them, Vinny.

- Show us what you got.

[yelling]

- Wow. - Yo, yo.

- Uh-oh.

- [bleep]. What up?

- What's up, guys?

- I am a little shocked right now.

Their friends look a lot hairier than I expected.

- Deeper voices, too. - Yeah.

And have penises.

- What happened?

Well, Vinny said that he was gonna take

Derynn's friends straight to the smush room, so...

- [laughs] A bet is a bet!

[all laughing]

- What the hell?

- Yo, Marissa, can I kiss ya?

- Why is he in my bed?

- [laughs] - Oh, God.

Why am I attracted to you?

Like, but you are cute.

- Go to sleep, you psycho.

- Yo, I need to make out with somebody right now.

- Let's go, baby!

- These guys have no idea

that they're in front of their boss.

- I hope they don't [bleep] this up.

[girls screaming]

[glass shatters]

Oh, [bleep].

- Honey, I'm home!

[girls screaming]

- I'm a little nervous, actually.

I just hope she'll be cool.

- You need to calm the [bleep] down.

- [laughs] I don't know.

- ♪ I been working late night, late night ♪

♪ Cup of coffee right before I take flight, take flight ♪

- What's up, guys? - What's up, man?

- Hey, what's up?

- What's up, man? What's your name?

- Brandon. - Brandon.

- Hey, cool, nice to meet you. Where you guys from?

- Staten Island. Hell, yeah.

- You guys ever been to Vegas? - No, it's my first time.

- Oh, that's what's up. - Can't wait.

- Oh, we about to turn up, then.

- Bro, you need to apologize to me right now.

Because you've called me a chooch...

- Fact. - For all these years.

These are chooches. - [laughs]

We didn't get the Three Stooges.

We got... both: The Three Chooches.

- Der, they got baby oil for you.

- Yeah, and some small condoms for you.

[laughter]

- Yo, D4's all mine. Those are the Magnums.

Brother, those, those are all mine.

[laughter]

- Antonio has a girlfriend, so why don't we address that?

all: Oh!

- You're [bleep].

- I am dating someone at home right now,

and I do love her-- I really do.

She's chill, and I feel like she trusts me.

- How long you been with her?

- Pretty much, like, a year right now.

- How long you guys been broken up--since you got here?

Sick. [laughter]

- All right, what the [bleep]? It's Las Vegas.

Everybody comes out to Vegas

to party, to gamble, to hook up.

- You just thought about cheating.

- [laughs] - You cheated.

- I think I got enough willpower.

Staten Island men don't cheat, and I think I'll be all right.

- You just looked at B-Lashes in the eyes, you cheated.

- You definitely cheated. - That's how it works out here.

You're living with Vinny Guadagnino? Cheated.

- [bleep].

- Everybody, let's get ready, let's go out.

- Aw, hell yeah! - Let's go!

- Come on! Move, bitch, let's go!

- Oh, my God.

- Yo, we should take this first one, bro.

Nah, this is us, yo. Boom!

- I dated Pauly and Vinny, and all I got was this pillow.

Are you kidding me? [laughs]

This is literally all I got.

- [laughs]

- I'm not gonna sleep on those pillowcases.

It's just, like, that show is over and done with.

I'm over that. Okay. Bye.

- I think I'm gonna do my makeup.

- The gang's here, bro.

- Go put some clothes on. - Yeah.

- No. - [laughs]

- Living with girls in general is gonna be crazy.

I know because I have sisters

back home, and I'm always a good shoulder to cry on.

So, like, I'm gonna be that guy.

Hello? They'll come in to me

like the priest and give me all their confessions

and all of their sins, and I'll...

[choir singing]

Give 'em their... I don't know, advice.

- Oh, this [bleep] is...

- Stop, dick! Bro!

- [laughing]

- Isn't it cute? - You're kidding.

- No. - I hate you.

- You love me!

♪ ♪

- Um... - I'm making it way smoother.

- Oh, all right. So it looks different

now you brushed it? - Yeah, bro.

It's laying flatter. - [snorts]

- Say hi! It's Paul.

- It's a puppet, bro?

[both laugh] That's the weirdest thing!

- Look at my Vegas hat I got right when I got here.

- Got me, bitch!

- I'm gonna need a lot of this, bro. It's Sin City, brother.

Sin City-- gonna be a lot of sinning.

I want you there, bro.

Bring that camera, dude.

In God I trust to keep me away from gonorrhea.

- That's how all these, like,

guys are from New York. - Oh, really?

- Yeah.

- Brandon is cute, maybe my type.

- I look good from this angle. I look good from that angle.

I look good from this angle.

- But he's a little bit of, um...

a douche, in a sense.

- [claps hands, snaps fingers] You're the man.

- It's like, he's kind of into himself, a little cocky.

He knows he's cute.

It's like I have a douchebag magnet

attached to my head, it's just, like,

I can't help it.

- Bada bing, bada boom! How you doing, man?

- Two. - Three.

[harp scales]

- Bam! - What's up?

- I iron the ironing board first.

- Oh, really? Why? - It makes that flat.

- That's stupid.

- You know what I noticed? - What?

- I was watching everybody's body language,

their looks when they first walk in,

and you and Maria were giving each other daggers, bro.

- Here you go, sweetie. - This is piss warm.

♪ ♪

- Damn.

- What was that about?

I noticed that. I was, like, "Oh, damn."

- Maria still hasn't spoken to me,

and, honestly, I'm not gonna lie,

like, I'm a little surprised by that,

because I invited her out here in good faith,

and I thought that she would talk to me

and do this the right way.

- I'm surprised Nikki's not here.

I thought she would have been with Maria.

They're friends, right? - I thought she was coming.

- Out of all the girls that Pauly has ever dated,

Nikki definitely made the biggest impression on him.

- I feel like we had a connection from early on.

- Yeah? - I think so.

I was hoping you felt it, too. - I felt it!

- Nikki was interesting in the "Double Shot at Love" house,

because everybody was against her.

No one liked her.

- Hi! - [laughs]

But I saw something in her.

- Give me a kiss.

- I always looked for the positive in her,

even though the relationship stuff didn't work.

We definitely have a strong connection.

But I'm rolling solo for now.

♪ ♪

Nothing against her-- I'd love to be her friend

and look past anything that happened.

The fact that she's not here,

maybe it's actually a good thing,

because, listen, things did not end well.

- You want to get ready? - Yeah, let's do it.

- ♪ You don't know the feeling ♪

♪ Confidence up to the ceiling ♪

♪ I ain't spend a dollar ♪

♪ But I'm looking like a million ♪

♪ That's why girls, they holla whenever I'm in the building ♪

♪ She said she from Panama, but she got a Brazilian ♪

- Oh, yeah!

Time to go!

Everybody's getting a cab now!

Everybody's getting a cab now!

- Oh! - All right, we out here

in Las Vegas-- we got some new friends,

some old friends, we're all gonna be friends.

About to get lit! We're going to VooDoo.

Vinny, got something to say? - No.

[all laugh]

- Come on, Vinny. - Come on, Vin.

- See what I got to deal with?

- What's going on, girls?

How you doing?

- Don't let Maria see it!

- It feels so weird to, like, be around Vinny again.

- Nice to meet you. You guys are really pretty.

- I thought I would be able to not care about Vinny.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hey, just cashed the check ♪

♪ And about to blow it all on chocolate ♪

- Yo, let's go! We going to VooDoo, baby!

- [shrieks] - Wow.

- Let's do it, open the doors!

- Aw, Vinny's right there!

all: Oh! Hey!

- There's that keto chooch.

- The Rio, where VooDoo is,

is also where I do my residency at Chippendales.

This is where I work.

- Does anybody know where the strippers go?

'Cause I have a stripper with me.

- I am the headliner,

along with Penn and Teller, at the Rio.

So it's, like, Penn and Teller and Vinny.

- ♪ I'm the girl you see on the street ♪

♪ I'll draw blood, boy, down to my feet ♪

- Yesterday, I was in a trench

somewhere in New York, sweating my balls off.

And now today I got the sickest view

of Vegas behind me, and...

I feel like a [bleep] rock star right now.

- Hey, where the bottles at?

[electronic siren wailing]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Wake me up and blow me down ♪

♪ To pass the time today ♪

- I was absolutely born for this.

Back home, I'm kind a big deal.

But I don't want to plateau in Jersey.

I'm here, and I'm living here, and I'm [bleep] ready to rock.

Who's coming back to our hotel with us?

[cheering]

- Oh, God. Why am I attracted to Brandon?

I mean, he's kind of my type.

I always love a guy

who's a little cocky, he knows he's cute,

he knows he can get girls, so definitely, like, need

to keep my guard up with him.

- What's going on, girls?

- Hi. - How you doing? I'm Vinny.

- I'm Alison, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

You guys are really pretty. - Thank you.

- Don't let Maria see it!

- It feels so weird to, like, be around Vinny again.

I thought I would be able to just

come and have fun with the girls

and not care about Vinny.

But that's just not the case at all.

- Yo! - Oh, my God! How are you?

- I'm good, man, how are you? - Good to see you, man.

- What's up, brother?

- My boy Dustin is here, and he is the guy to know.

He may be young, but he is big-time.

He runs Drai's, the number-one hip-hop club in the world.

He owns it, and it's also where I work.

He's my boss, but also my very good friend.

- Pleasure to meet you, too. Pleasure, Derynn.

Very nice to meet you.

You guys want to talk real quick?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Vinny and I invited our ex-girlfriends

to come to Las Vegas.

We told them we got jobs waiting for them,

but we never told them

that they're going to be working at Drai's.

- I would love to own my own nightclub one day.

That's, like, been a huge dream of mine my whole life.

So I am going to take this experience

and learn what it takes to run a nightclub

and become a successful business owner.

- In Long Island, when I go into a club,

everyone's head turns, they're like,

"Why is she wearing that?"

But here in Vegas, I'm just one of the showgirls.

I'm born for this. [laughs]

- Hey!

- Yo, I need to make out with somebody right now.

- I don't know.

I'm scared--I'm actually vouching for them,

and I'm putting my reputation on the line.

I hope they don't [bleep] this up.

[girls screaming]

- Let's go, baby!

♪ ♪

- Ah, [bleep].

- Yo, you guys want some drinks?

- Vodka soda.

- Dustin's probably a little concerned.

- Cheers. - Working in Vegas

is not easy for everybody.

Can you party all night and go to work the next day?

[Dustin coughing]

♪ ♪

- Let's go!

[glass shatters]

[screaming]

- I'm a little nervous about our new roommates.

They are drunk and wild, and for me and Pauly,

our reputations are on the line out here.

So we're gonna take them back to the suite.

Yo, we're about to bounce. Let's go, let's go.

If it doesn't work out at Drai's,

the strip club is always hiring,

and they can come work with me.

- [laughs]

- We're going. Let's go, let's go.

- Yo, Brandon needs some erythromycin.

[laughter]

- ♪ I'm in the club, but I'm leaving, so I told her ♪

- Yo, Marissa, can I kiss ya?

- This is literally only night one.

Like, God bless all of our souls

- What's going on? You got a thing on your lip.

- That's just a cold sore.

- [laughing] - For real?

[laughter]

- By the time we leave Vegas, like,

the place is either gonna be burnt down,

someone's gonna get arrested.

[cork pops] all: Oh!

- What the [bleep]?

Oh, [bleep]!

[laughter]

- What the [bleep], bro?

- It was funny. - I'm done.

I'm going to bed. - Good night.

- Baby, you need help? I'll cuddle with you.

I'll keep you warm. - No. I'm going to bed.

- I know, but go to bed with me, though.

- I'm going to bed. - Go to bed with me.

I'll go to bed with you. Can I go to bed with you?

- I have to go to sleep. - I know, so do I.

- Yeah, where do you want to sleep?

- Right here, with you.

- Oh, you're going right here with me.

- Yo, B. You want to go get some girls?

Everyone's going to sleep, bro. - Yeah, so am I.

- No, we're not going to bed. - No, I'm good.

- You going to sleep? - Oh, yeah, I'm chillin'.

- [laughing] Sick in the head.

- Why is he in my bed?

- 'Cause you invited him in your [bleep] bed?

- I was just welcoming.

I didn't say come in my bed.

- Well, you didn't say, "come out."

- [laughs]

- All right, like, whatever.

Like, I guess we can cuddle.

Who doesn't like to cuddle,

like, spoon and stuff, you know?

Go to sleep, you psycho.

- Mm.

♪ ♪

- That looks good on you, actually.

- Get the [bleep] out of here. Get this [bleep] off me.

- You don't like it? - No.

- You know what I'm saying? You look handsome.

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Hey, boo. What are you doing?

- Chillin'. What you doing?

- Girl, I'ma need you to pack your [bleep] bags

and get here. - [laughs]

Last time I heard,

Nikki and Pauly were on, like,

no speaking terms at all--

just like me and Vinny.

Pauly's here. I know, super awkward.

- This shirt has too many muscles in it.

You know what I mean? To be wearing too much jewelry.

- But it's his suite,

and he's, like, allowing us to be here,

so that's, like, kind of like a peace offering,

is the way I would look at it.

I really, really, really, really

would love her to come, because the only person

who can understand this right now is Nikki.

Babe, I need you. Please come.

Like, I miss you.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

- ♪ Talk is cheap, baby ♪

♪ I'll show you the money ♪

♪ If you want to have some fun ♪

♪ We can do a little something, like... ♪

- Girl, I'ma need you to pack your bags and get here.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God

- I would never put you in a situation

that you can't handle-- you know that, you know that.

- Oh! I trust you, so...

You know what?

[upbeat electronic music]

[bleep] it.

- [bleep] it, [bleep] it, [bleep] it.

I love it, I love it.

You cannot!

Okay, bitch. So I'ma see you tomorrow.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Bye.

♪ ♪

[gentle music]

♪ ♪

- Yo, last night was kind of nutty, dude.

They were turning up, but they have no idea

that they did all that turning up in front of their boss.

- They're gonna be hot messes.

- Oh, man, this is "during the week" partying.

- Yeah. - They gonna go all-in

too soon-- you know it's gonna happen.

- Maybe it was their first day.

They might've been a little excited.

♪ ♪

- Whoa, good morning.

- Uh! You look dope.

Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.

[funky music]

[laughing]

Yeah, that's about right.

[both laughing]

- All right, want to go work out?

- Yeah, let's get it. - [laughs]

[electronic music]

- I'm looking a little chunky.

It looks like a [bleep] New York bagel right here.

[both laugh] - Slap some cream cheese

in that bitch.

- All right, I don't know who's doing dishes, but...

♪ ♪

Not I.

- Maria has a huge chip on her shoulder, dude.

- She hates you, bro. What'd you do to that girl?

- All I know is, she's been popping off

very angry at me these last couple months.

And I invited her here to try to squash it.

- How's that working out for you?

- Not very well.

She still hasn't spoken to me.

[bleep] is real awkward up in here.

- Hey, where's everybody else? I want to talk to people.

Last time everybody had a problem with Nikki.

Yes, she was crazy,

but there's more to her than that.

At the same time, I can't promise

that this is not gonna blow up in my face.

I have an announcement to make, ladies.

[dramatic music]

I called Nikki yesterday.

And she said she's coming.

♪ ♪

- What? - I think she's coming today.

- Really? - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- I'm a little bit apprehensive

about Nikki coming.

She was literally not only the center of attention

on "Double Shot," but she was the center of the drama.

- I have two girls crying in the house?

- Yes. You have two girls crying in the house

for no reason. - And the screaming...

- You extreme as [bleep].

- You don't know [bleep] about me!

- Okay! - Period!

- Hell [bleep] no.

I am not going through that again.

- I sort of know Nikki enough to say

that she, like, has a mature side to her,

where she's just gonna drop whatever the [bleep] happened.

But at the same time, like, don't hold me to that,

because Pauly might do some [bleep].

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ ♪

- I haven't seen Pauly since the reunion

of "Double Shot at Love."

Pauly blocked me because I didn't fly out to Vegas.

- That's bull[bleep] 'cause you did.

- No!

I don't know what to expect

when I see him.

♪ ♪

I was definitely on the fence about coming to Vegas,

because last time

I feel like everybody misunderstood me a lot.

I didn't want to kiss Pauly in front of everybody.

I was the emotional wreck,

and I was the bitch.

But I know who I am.

- ♪ Look at me, look at you ♪

♪ Girl, I forgot your smile ♪

- And I just want everybody to see

different sides of me.

I don't want to be part of the drama.

- ♪ We must kill this love and... ♪

- Let's be real-- I'm really nervous

because this is kind of Pauly's ground,

and my connection with Pauly was legit.

I'm still hurt. I'm still guarded.

But for me, there's still something there.

- ♪ Gotta kill, let's kill this love ♪

- ♪ The beat kicks, and I start rocking ♪

♪ I make the girls go whoo! ♪

- Yo, B-Lashes, you look good!

- Anybody else agree?

- Aye! - I actually agree

with her, dude. - Just saying.

♪ ♪

- Hello! - What?

Did you hear that?

- Honey, I'm home!

[girls screaming]

- Oh, [bleep]. That must be Nikki.

- Hi! - Oh, you look beautiful!

- Oh, wow!

- Well, hello.

Nikki walks in. She's hot, man, she's hot.

- What's your name? - Nicky.

- There's another Nicky?

- But he's Nick with a [bleep].

[laughter]

- Okay, Nick with a [bleep]. All right.

- Are you excited to be here? - I am.

I'm excited to see you guys, I mean...

- Obviously. - Definitely.

- The only weird thing for me is just,

like, seeing Pauly again.

- You guys cool?

- Pauly and I left on really bad terms.

- So we heard.

- It's definitely gonna be weird,

like, seeing him.

- Yeah.

- I think the odds of Nikki

and Pauly moving on from their drama...

maybe be, like, 5% chance.

- It's not gonna be, like, "Oh, my God!

How have you been?" Like... - Yeah.

- We'll see when it's in person, you know?

- Right. Like, I'm in Vegas. This is about us.

We're gonna be our best selves, and I'm ready to turn up.

Are we ready? - Yep. Let's go.

- ♪ We poppin' out ♪

♪ ♪

♪ No stoppin' now ♪

- Let's go!

- All right, we out, we out, we out.

- ♪ Uh, this one's for my enemies ♪

♪ How's it feel to be scared of me? ♪

- They're back.

Did bis. You want to "bi" something...

- Got my lunch. - Or "tri" something?

- I don't know why I'm still bigger than you, though.

- What? - You know?

- Got wishes, bro.

Oh, [bleep], look at that. There's a note on the thing.

- A note?

- Vinny and Pauly. - You know notes give me PTSD.

- Oh, [bleep]. - What does it say?

- "We all went to the pool. See you later.

P.S., Nikki's here."

[dramatic music]

- Are you serious?

- [laughs] Oh, [bleep].

- P.S., Nikki is here.

I know that P.S. ain't for me.

How is she gonna approach you?

- I'm cool, you know what I'm saying?

I hope we can get past everything

and just be friends. What if she comes in here

and is like, "[bleep] you," or doesn't talk to me

like Maria's doing with you?

I don't want that. - No.

- I hate negative energy. I'm Pauly D. Positivity.

[both laugh]

[pumping electronic music]

- ♪ At the club, blow a stack ♪

♪ Uh, next day, get it back ♪

♪ Uh, she got it... ♪ - Hello.

- Whoa! There's the outside world!

- Pool Party Papii! - Come on, baby.

- What are you doing, Lash? What you up to?

- Pool Party Papii is my alter ego.

I'm literally transforming as we speak right now.

- Is that [bleep] Antonio?

- What's going on, Las Vegas?

How y'all feeling right now?

Vegas! [all cheering]

I see you two looking at me.

- Somebody has a nickname like Pool Party Papii...

- You want a little more shade?

- You know off the bat that they're a good time.

[laughing]

- You have a nice butt.

- You have a nice butt, too, though.

- Thanks! [laughs]

Keep it tight, keep it right! [laughs]

- Obviously, Suzi has a nice body--that's for sure.

- It's called cool as a cucumber, honey. [laughs]

- She's very goofy. That laugh, I love.

- [laughs] - She might get me in trouble.

[laughs] You know what I mean?

- Hi, boo. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- What's going on? - Nada.

- Are you okay? - I'm just thinking.

- About what?

- Like, seeing Pauly... - Uh-huh.

- For the first time.

- We know we're not gonna hear what we want to hear from them.

We're not. - Yeah. Do you just accept...

- You accept, and you move on. - The apology that

you will never get.

I just want you to acknowledge that you played me.

- Sometimes it's just-- we're not gonna get that.

- Maria! Maria!

- Hey, guys, don't worry. Daddy's got it.

- We're kind of having a conversation here.

- I'll be right there, boo.

If you weren't good enough for him to stick with you...

- Yeah.

- I don't want nothing to do with you.

- Yeah. - You ain't [bleep].

- Yeah, that's right.

- And that's how I'm looking at it.

♪ ♪

- Brandon.

- Dude, I'm trying to flirt with you, bro.

- Okay, bye. - Sorry.

My girlfriend gets jealous. - Really?

- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm sorry.

- How about yeah, but...

Listen, I reciprocate energy.

I'm cool as [bleep] with everyone.

Don't be weird with me, 'cause I'll be weird with you.

- What is your deal?

- What did I do?

Yes, I'm flirty, but that's all that I did.

If Nikki keeps being aggressive,

there may be a breaking point with me coming up soon.

- I'm sorry. - It's cool.

It doesn't have to be like that.

That's what I'm saying. - This is the OG, though.

- I'm cool, though. - What the [bleep]?

Who is this bitch?

- I'm a grown-ass man,

and I call it how the [bleep] it is, bro.

- Done.

He tries to come off as the man.

[chuckles] But he's really not.

I don't know what the [bleep] is your issue,

but you need to calm the [bleep] down.

both: You need to calm the [bleep] down.

- Brandon needs to be put in his place a little bit.

But I do think he's a great guy,

which is why I invited him.

I'm sure he's gonna have a great time

with all of us wackos.

- Get the [bleep] out of here, yo.

- Hey, why are you wasting your breath on him?

- Just ignore him. - I don't know you.

- Don't come anywhere near me, because I will [bleep] you up.

- Brandon does not know when he needs to shut the [bleep] up.

But Nikki is a tough one.

They're both so similar,

but they both have to outshine the other.

And, like, when you put those two people together,

it just... [imitates explosion]

both: Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey... - Uh-oh.

[laughter] Party's here.

[indistinct chatter] - I need real clothes.

I'm over this swimsuit [bleep].

[indistinct chatter continues]

Oh, wow.

[laughs] Wow.

- Wait. What? - Is that Nikki?

- She just did a U-turn.

All right, so that's how she's gonna be?

- Are you serious? - She was like, skrrr!

I have cars that can't even do that type of U-turn.

That was sharp.

- Wow. - Oh.

- Wow.

Even though I knew it was coming,

seeing Pauly, it was just too much.

I was not ready for that.

If I didn't give a [bleep],

I would literally walk in here, like, "What's up, man?

I'm in your suite," you know?

But I didn't fall out of love with him.

- Are you okay? - Oh, here they are.

both: Yo. - What's up, guys?

- Yo. What's up, brother? - Hey.

- What's up, what's up, what's up?

- How was the pool? How was the pool?

- [blows raspberry] - Bro...

- Oh, no, what happened? - What happened?

- What'd I miss? both: You missed a lot.

- You missed the whole day. - This girl came in hot.

- Yo, honestly, I'm mad, dude. I'm mad. I'm big mad.

- Already me and Pauly aren't there for a couple minutes,

and it looks like there was drama at the pool party.

We just got here.

- I'm not doing this with that douche.

- [sighs] Like, we understand,

but at the same time, like,

you're gonna have to boss the [bleep] up and go in there.

- Ooh, I don't need to go in there.

- Yeah.

- Put the baddest [bleep] you have on

and go in there and [bleep] slay.

- It's just so uncomfortable.

- This is your redemption, bitch.

- You're gonna have to, regardless,

so let's just get it over with.

Rip the Band-Aid off.

It's gonna be painful, but it's gonna be off.

Nikki says that she's been hurt by Pauly,

but I think she needs to get out there and talk

and walk in there like it was nothing.

Come on. Let's go.

Like, you did what you did, but look, I'm cool, I'm fine.

- I don't want to deal with all that.

You're not gonna be weak. Let's go.

- Why?

I am so hurt, it makes me question,

is talking to him the right move,

or will it make me feel worse?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Let's just rip the Pauly Band-Aid off.

♪ ♪

- Hi, Nikki.

[dramatic music]

- Come on. Let's go.

- What happened was, was we're all settled in, right?

And she comes in, she comes in hot.

♪ ♪

- Hi, Nikki.

♪ ♪

How are you?

♪ ♪

- [high-pitched voice] Awkward.

- All right, I guess we have communication issues.

- Honestly, at this point,

if we're all gonna have a conversation, hear me out.

- No, no, no. - Hi.

- Then I don't give a [bleep]. Then don't hear me out.

- Where's the popcorn?

- Is this for real?

- Yeah, this is a dead-ass serious conversation.

- I don't know why you feel the need to come sit here

and tell Pauly what the [bleep] happened,

because we don't need to be cool.

- Because this is my boy and he ain't your boy.

- He's not your boy. You don't know him.

You don't know him.

- This girl's angry about something,

and I think it's you.

- That makes no sense.

- [bleep] headache.

- So how was everyone's day?

♪ ♪

- Whoo.

♪ ♪

- Are you okay?

- I don't deal with [bleep] like that.

[bleep] giving me a headache. Like, I need an Advil.

- [sighs]

- Like, seeing Pauly is enough, bro.

- Right.

So you think it's, like, double-teamed--

- It's too much. - Yeah.

- Like, it's too much for one body to handle.

- Yeah. - Like, let me be.

Till this day, I don't think that Pauly knows

how much I still love him.

[somber music]

Like, I keep putting myself in this position.

- ♪ He'll just take your soul ♪

♪ When you give him your love ♪

- There's feelings still there.

I can't look him in the face because it breaks my heart

all over again.

- ♪ So don't fall in love ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Whatever you do ♪

♪ ♪

- Like, don't do this to yourself again.

You have such a big heart, Nikki.

You know that.

We love you for that.

- You made her fall in love, bro.

- This is not me. - This is what you do to girls.

- Are you in love with Pauly?

- [giggles]

- You have to answer.

- ♪ Don't fall in love ♪

- Yes.

- ♪ Don't fall in love ♪

- [sighs, sniffles]

- ♪ Whatever you do ♪

- I'm rolling solo for now.

- ♪ Just don't fall in love ♪

- It's too much.

- ♪ Whatever you do ♪

- Why didn't you just break up with me

if you were gonna cheat on me?

- Just touch another guy in front of me.

- Get out of my face. - Don't touch me.

- It's gonna be a [bleep]show.

- I love Las Vegas this time of year.

Like a kid in a candy store right now.

Las Vegas can consume you. It's everything out here.

It's that party lifestyle, gambling,

hooking up with your exes.

- And still working hard, too. - Aah!

- My dream in life is to own my own nightclub one day.

So working at Drai's now is going to help me in my future.

- But on a serious note...

- I just can't screw up.

- Aah!

- If you want to see Vinny make out with Maria,

make some noise right now!

- This has now turned into a couples' retreat.

- You know that I'm attracted to you.

- Two times!

- There's some [bleep] drama brewing out here.

I think there's gonna be sandstorm, brother.

[phone smashes] - Not my phone.

- [bleep] you guys! - Stop drinking!

- I don't have a big mouth! You do!

- I'm right here. - No!

- Are you [bleep] serious right now?

- [bleep] you, dumb bitch!

- Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.

- She's psychotic because of you.

- Well, damn. - [crying] I'm not!

- I'm sick of girls. I quit.

I'm not cheating!

- She's gonna break up with your sorry ass.

- There's only one thing that can solve something...

- This crazy.

We're going to Miami! [all screaming]

Miami!

- "DJ Pauly D tonight"!

- Aah!

- This is a different kind of crazy.

Everyone has a hall pass

to just do whatever the [bleep] you want.

- Let's go! - We might not survive.

[all cheering]

[all shouting]

- That's gonna make the trailer.