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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,213 ANNOUNCER: Today on Chrissy's Court, 2 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,714 Claudia McClellan is suing her roommate 3 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,796 Cooper Kelly for using her car 4 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,932 without permission while she was out of town. 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,219 Cooper can't believe he's getting sued for $30. 6 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:16,184 And the only thing he's guilty of is killing it. 7 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:19,306 The people are real, the cases are real 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,984 and the judgments are legally binding, 9 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,734 no matter how unqualified the judge is. 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,356 - This is Chrissy's Court. 11 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,954 [dramatic music plays] 12 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,739 - All rise to the Honorable Judge 13 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,406 Chrissy Teigen. 14 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,155 - Hello, everybody. 15 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,787 - Hi, Judge. - Hello, Mom. Ooh. 16 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,083 - Hi. I like your hair. - Nice hair. 17 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,917 - You, too. - Thank you. 18 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:47,382 None of it's mine. You may be seated. 19 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,634 Claudia and Cooper. 20 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,835 You guys both live in Utah? 21 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:51,886 CLAUDIA: Yes. COOPER: Yes, ma'am. 22 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,469 - Okay. I was born in Utah. 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,684 - Ooh. - Claudia, 24 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:55,973 you are our plaintiff, 25 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,926 so go ahead and explain your case here. 26 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,187 - I went on a family vacation to the Bahamas, 27 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:06,020 and left my car key with Cooper, who is my roommate, so that 28 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,688 he could move my car for emergencies only. 29 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,276 But I came back home and realized 30 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,781 that my gas tank was on E. 31 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,284 Side note: I filled up my car right before I left. 32 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,906 CHRISSY: So, Claudia, you actually have witnesses 33 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,334 that were home at the time that Cooper drove your car. 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,793 Do you want to bring them out? 35 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,423 - Yeah. Let's bring them out. - All right. 36 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,999 [dramatic music plays] 37 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,625 Welcome to court. 38 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,923 This is very serious. - [laughter] 39 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,677 - Game faces only here. 40 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,969 Please welcome Kylee and Aspynn, 41 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,893 who are also your roommates, right? - Yes. 42 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,142 - You guys have a four-bedroom house? 43 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,813 - Five. - Five-bedroom house? Utah, man. 44 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,813 - [laughter] - I know. 45 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,725 CHRISSY: So, Kylee and Aspynn, 46 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,943 tell us a little bit about, uh, what you witnessed. 47 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:51,404 - So, we are actually here to sue Cooper and Claudia... 48 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,606 - [laughs] - ...for the security deposit, 49 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,577 for everything that they've ruined in the house. 50 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,328 - Honestly, who gives a crap about their $30? 51 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,411 - Yeah. - When we are worried about 52 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,456 our $1,500 security deposit. [Chrissy gasps] 53 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,040 - Oh. - Okay, wait. Okay, hold on. 54 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,085 So, Claudia, you go ahead and go next 55 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,210 to Cooper now, I guess. 56 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,916 We have not experienced 57 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,876 this kind of twist here at Chrissy's Court yes. 58 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,466 - This is a plot twist. [laughs] 59 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,761 ANNOUNCER: Kylee Barrett and Aspynn Adams 60 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,755 are suing their roommates for the security deposit 61 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,967 on the house they all share. 62 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,308 And you already know these guys. 63 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,023 [dramatic music plays] 64 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,944 CHRISSY: Kylee, Aspynn, tell us 65 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,363 about this part of the case now. 66 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,572 - We actually have video evidence. 67 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,692 CHRISSY: Okay, let's go. 68 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,280 - [laughter] 69 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,504 - Oh, man. 70 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,329 - Oh, my God. This is the Utah I want people to know exists. 71 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,785 - [laughter] 72 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,376 - This is the Utah I love. 73 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,091 Okay, whose room is that? 74 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,211 - So, that's my bedroom. 75 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,967 - Did you do that with the intent 76 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,429 of crashing through the door? - Absolutely. 77 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,510 - Okay. [laughs] - And there is, there definitely 78 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,264 is a backstory to this, uh, door-breaking. 79 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,556 - Yes. - It was already broken. 80 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,350 - But it was already broken because those two were fighting 81 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,194 like they always do. 82 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,310 - [laughs softly] CHRISSY: So, Kylee and Aspynn, 83 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:08,726 you guys have any proof 84 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:11,324 of this security deposit? - We have our lease right here. 85 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,360 - Okay, perfect. I personally lost... - Please. 86 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,993 - ...every security deposit I've ever had. 87 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,741 I have bulldogs. I have never gotten my security deposit back. 88 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,985 - [laughs] - What is your rent for the entire house? 89 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,117 - $1,690. 90 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,544 [gallery gasping, moaning] - [laughter] 91 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,544 - $1,600 is, like, my Postmates weekly. 92 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,667 - [laughter] 93 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:32,803 - So the security deposit 94 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,630 was $1,500 for the entire house? 95 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,176 KYLEE: Yeah. - [sighs] This is just gonna... 96 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,890 I'm never gonna get tired of hearing-- This is amazing. 97 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,761 - So, we... - And you don't believe you're gonna get that back. 98 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,808 - I don't. - No. - Just the security deposit? 99 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,982 I mean, does that even cover a door? 100 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,349 I feel like a door is more than $1,500. 101 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:48,846 KYLEE: Not a door 102 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,807 from Utah. - [laughter] 103 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,938 - A door from Utah's like 20 bucks. 104 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,404 - I need to do my research here. 105 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,153 - And she has a family dog that she likes to bring over 106 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,485 quite frequently, and his name is Ozzie 107 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,281 and he broke some of our blinds as well. 108 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,195 - Ooh. Shredded. CHRISSY: Okay, so Claudia and Cooper, 109 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,414 I-I understand this was completely sprung on you. 110 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,664 Do you have any kind of defense? 111 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:10,917 - I do not think that $1,500 is-- in damages. 112 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,631 Maybe $300 at most. 113 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,132 - Okay. Let me think for a second. 114 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:18,425 [dramatic music plays] 115 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,805 I'm gonna rule in favor of the plaintiffs 116 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,602 for the damages incurred to the house. 117 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,305 Um, I'm assuming the doorframe came off the hinges, everything, 118 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,526 so we're gonna do $200 for that, the blinds: $100. 119 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,188 Any kind of paintings that are around the house 120 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,986 just from, I'm sure, random frolicking, 121 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,281 which probably occurred as well: $50. 122 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,525 And an installation fee for all of that: $100. 123 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,987 So that's $450. 124 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,957 $225 from each of you go to the plaintiffs. 125 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,919 And then that $30 gas from Cooper to Claudia. 126 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 That is my ruling, so... 127 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,417 court is dismissed. - Thank you. 128 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,705 - Thank you. - Thanks. 129 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,628 PEPPER: Thank you. 130 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:05,096 - I was not expecting for my own witnesses to turn against me. 131 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,720 And those girls Aspynn and Kylee are messy, too. 132 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,348 They're not just angels. 133 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,654 - They owe us money now to get that fixed 134 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,438 and then, I think they're a little upset about it, 135 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,483 but here we are. 136 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:19,107 - Sounds like fun house, though. - I know. 137 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,954 I honestly think it seems super fun. 138 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,569 I would definitely have Snapchatted that body slam, too. 139 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,946 That was really good. - [laughter] 140 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,043 [dramatic music plays] 10594

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