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- Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

- Mallorca is literally the most beautiful island.

- Hannah. - Hi! Mwah.

- Wow, so you're back. What position are you?

- Bosun.

As far as lead deckhand, Pete, that's gonna be you,

if you're up for that. Time out.

- I checked, sweetheart. - You just checked?

- Yeah. - Don't call me "sweetheart."

Like, are you ----ing kidding me?

- I'm gonna pay attention to you.

- Yeah.

- I wanna try the texture of the shrimp.

I am nervous about the chef.

This is delicious.

- Rob? - Yeah.

- Jessica.

- Jessica's extremely attractive.

- You're quite good-looking in photos.

If we had babies, they would have blue eyes.

- So you're hoping maybe to move up to chief stew?

- Well, I did already work as chief stewardess.

- Mm.

Like, ugh.

- So we have Chris Harris and his little sister,

Jessica, celebrating her 29th birthday.

- So how many shots did you put in?

- Eight seconds.

[ laughs ]

- You know what, at least she's got a good attitude.

- You've got a heavy-ass pour.

- I'm sorry.

- Did you spill?

- I asked you did the beer come in.

- No, you said "Did you see the beer."

You saw it, and I did not see it.

- No, no, no... - This is why I came upstairs.

- Okay.

- Drop the springs and drop the cross line.

- Drop cross line.

- Let it go.

- No, pull, pull, pull.

- Thank you.

- Pull... pull it in.

- Don't worry, I've got it.

- I never got told that I was gonna get up at 6:30

and then going to bed at... - Oh, okay.

- ...10:30, but... - I just told you.

- Okay. I'm being treated as if I'm the third stew.

- Lara, just when I ask you something,

if you could just acknowledge me, that would be amazing.

- Whatever. - No, not "whatever."

- Yes.

I don't have time to argue.

- You don't have time to say "okay" to your chief stew?

- No. You can't just tell me anything

and expect me not to answer back.

- I would start showing... - No.

- ...a bit of respect, if I was you.

- Okay.

- Lara, just when I ask you something,

if you could just acknowledge me, that would be amazing.

- Yes, that's what I'm doing. - Just...

no, no, no, just "okay." - What do you mean?

- I'm saying if I ask you to please come up here

- ...we're agreeing to something together.

- ...I'd like you to say to me, "Okay,"

and acknowledge that you heard me.

- Oh, whatever.

So I don't have time to argue.

- You don't have time to say "okay" to your chief stew?

- No.

- I would start showing a bit of respect, if I was you.

- Okay.

- All right, chef. - Thank you.

- I'll leave you to it.

- [bleep], this is a lot of steps.

Uh, where the hell is everyone?

- Ugh!

- You can just knock off now and start at 6:00, okay?

- Oh, so it's... the plan is changed again.

- It has, yes.

- Okay.

Are you sure?

- I'm 100 percent.

- Okay. That's good to know.

- You wanna play that ----ing game, honey?

I'm much better at it than you.

- Oh, my goodness. - Ugh.

I was like, "Just when I ask you something,

can you just say, 'Okay?'"

She's like, "I don't have time to argue with you."

- Uh-uh. - Uh-huh.

- I've just knocked her off, so she's gonna start at 6:00.

- Okay.

- So she can do breakfast set-up in the morning.

- Okay.

- [ laughs ] I'm glad I'm not the one on Hannah's bad side.

- First day of charter, always a sh--show.

- All right, rock, paper, scissors...

one, two, three... gotta drink.

You two. You two. [ laughter ]

- Thanks, Bill.

- I beat... I win, and I still lose.

- All right, good night. - Yep.

- Thank you. - Yep.

- Oh, yeah, I'll probably still be up.

- [ grunting ] Oh! - Holy sh--.

- I don't know, my day was weird.

I don't know if the boys on deck respect my position.

The one kid that's from South Africa, he's really nice,

but he's just kind of quiet.

There's, like, already bromances happening.

- Yeah, that's not good. - It makes me nervous.

- Yeah.

- I'm currently dating someone that's also in yachting.

He's a chef... surprising.

- Perfect.

- It's really hard being away from Tom.

This industry's tough when it comes to love, let me tell you.

Okay, I love you. - Love you, baby.

- Night.

- Yes.

- She's... she's with me.

I brought my dog on the trip.

- What the [bleep]?

I thought he was showing me a photo.

Yeah, I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

"This is Harley." Oh, my God.

- I can't believe it's day one...

- Yeah. - ...of charter one.

- For me, it's been very good.

I like everyone in the crew.

[ laughs ] - Lucky you.

- Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Bye-bye.

- He's so nice.

- Loser to the left drinks.

- Okay. - Don't worry about it.

- I feel like he's just... - One, two, three... Kim.

- Ugh!

- Okay, you are off in 20 minutes,

and then I'm gonna get you up at 8:00.

- Okay.

- Perfect. Good night.

- Bye-bye. - Good night.

- All right. - What's up, bro?

- How did you sleep? - Dude, I could not fall asleep.

- I'm sorry, bro. - See you in the morning.

- Good luck.

[ sighs ]

- Let's go to bed.

Oh, my God, I'm so tired.

[ alarm beeping ]

- Buongiorno.

- Ca va, ca va? - Ca va bien.

- I'm excited to finally be on service,

and with Hannah still in bed,

service is gonna go smooth without her.

[ yawning ]

- Cap, Cap, anchor's ready.

- Okay, you can start hauling the anchor.

- Bringing up the anchor now.

Anchor's home.

- Great, good job.

Interior, interior,

fresh-squeezed orange juice to the bridge, please.

- Copy that.

- I'll do the oranges.

- Good, I hate doing these things.

- I'm a quarter Japanese,

and my Japanese grandmother would always say to me...

she was the cutest...

"Whatever you do, you do it the best you can."

But the juicer's a beast.

Can't we just buy it in a jug?

I'll be here all day.

- You guys wanted orange juice?

- Thank you.

- Morning, princess. - I've been up.

- I've been up, too.

- Good morning, guys. So we have fruit downstairs.

Or we can change it wherever you guys wanna eat.

- No, it's so windy, I don't want my hair to get ----ed up.

- ...make people so happy.

- Yeah, good morning, bitches.

- I thought for sure... [ laughter ]

- If you wanna put on the table the pancakes.

- Good morning, how are you?

- Very good, thank you.

- Did you get rest?

- I guess so, yes.

- I guess that's a "no."

[ laughter ]

- No, no, no...

[ laughter ]

- Did she tell you?

- No.

- Did they mention when they wanna eat breakfast?

- Not yet. - Do you guys want eggs?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Ding, ding, ding.

- I'm gonna ask them now.

- If they would like the scrambled eggs, like...

- They're waiting for their juice, so...

- You can see...

- Okay, the juice is gonna take a minute.

You don't have to wait for the juice...

- Oh, okay. - ...to ask them about the food.

- I argue a lot... I mean, I don't argue a lot.

I find myself sometimes in conflicted situation.

- Sorry, the juices are gonna take a second.

- As a kid, I wanted to become a lawyer,

because I like to defend people.

And I always seem to be winning all the time, so... that's it.

In terms of cooked breakfast, like eggs...

- Just over-easy.

- Uh, three scrambled. - Sunny side up, two.

- I'm good. - Okay.

- No, thank you.

- So, two over-easy...

- Yeah.

- Hm? - So we can Google it.

- Over-easy? - Yeah.

- It's like a fried egg, slightly runny, I think.

- Ah.

- All right, you guys need a hand with anything up there?

- No, we're okay. Thank you for asking.

- Sunny side up, scrambled eggs, over-easy, okay?

- Yep. I'll come back and take.

[ sighs ]

- I'm behind you.

Where'd she go?

- I'm ready to go. You guys ready?

- We're not even finished breakfast yet.

I'm still waiting for my sunny side up.

- This is what I hate, you know? I need this to go to the ta...

can you take food for me,

please, because it's eggs, it's get cold really easy.

Yeah, she's coming back... she's here.

- Can you run these so they don't get cold?

- You've gotta slow down

and appreciate the calm before the storm.

- It's day two. Like, I can't.

- It's gonna be fun, yeah?

- Such a nightmare.

- Thank you.

- For you. - Thank you.

- The cabins need to be done? - Yeah.

- Since I'm doing the breakfast, you can do the cabins.

- We're both doing breakfast. - Oh, sorry.

[ sighs ]

- On this sheet, if you read, with the extraction,

one is doing breakfast, and the other one is doing cabins.

You wanna read?

- I can read... do we have an issue?

- Mm-hmm.

- Coming up...

- Stop doing the crew mess and go into laundry.

- Lady... - If you don't mind...

- ...don't touch me. - If you don't mind...

- The cabins need to be done.

- Yeah.

- Since I'm doing the breakfast...

- Well, we're both doing breakfast.

- In this sheet, if you read, with the extraction,

one is doing breakfast, and the other one is doing cabins.

You wanna read?

- I can read.

The attitude's unnecessary.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ugh.

- Here we are.

- If you... - I think it's best...

- ...if you're right...

- ...for the whole boat if you just go do cabins,

and then I'll finish--

- No, you speak for yourself, don't speak for everybody else.

Jess shouldn't boss me around, period.

She's the third stew, and I'm the second stew, and that's it.

Everything is fine.

Calm down, please, when you speak to me.

- Oh, is that what it is?

- What do you think, there's a bell?

This ain't no Korean barbeque.

- I would kill to have had some sleep last night.

- [bleep] - Do you miss home?

- Yeah.

- When you did modeling, is that what got you out of Cape Town?

- Yeah?

- What do you mean, you were "naughty?"

- Wow.

I was driving a car to the airport and dropping it off.

Didn't really question what it was, but you know what it is...

it's drugs.

And I'm not proud of it, but it...

I was doing it to try and help my mother with her alcoholism.

And it just didn't...

didn't work.

- Is your mom okay now?

- I'm sorry.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- All crew, all crew, our ETA is 20 minutes.

- That's us, boy.

- 'Sup, boys.

- Yeah, you can let it go whenever you're ready.

- Dropping anchor.

- That's one shackle at the water line.

You're all set. - Thank you.

- Can you guys prep the whips, please?

Thank you.

- Is Hannah awake yet? I just want Hannah.

- Pull on one side, yeah, boom...

come out... come this way.

- Yeah. - No, wait...

we have to get the tender out.

- We were gonna put this off to the side

and tie it off of the side.

- Okay. - Yeah?

- That's fine.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Are you ready for today? - I am.

- We're getting the water toys in.

- Awesome. - Okay.

- I'm in.

- Good morning. How are you going, Kiko?

- Oh, my God.

- This morning I asked, "What is easy eggs?"

"I don't know, I'm not a ----ing chef."

- Me and Jess do service.

I'll just keep her in laundry and in the cabins.

- Oh, good.

- Oh, my God.

- Here, hang on.

- I am not as weak as you think I am.

- Go. Go, go, go.

I know, you look like a body builder, I get it.

Stop, let go.

- Oh, you okay?

- I just got carrot in my eye.

- So do we have the Ice? - The Smirnoff Ice?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What is that?

- It's a game people play a lot.

Put it in stuff that we would be opening.

If you open it and you see, like, a Smirnoff Ice,

then you have to chug it.

No one wants to find it, because nobody wants to drink that.

- Please can we discuss a little bit about the menu of today?

- Let's go, absolutely. - Okay.

I was thinking about paella. - Yeah.

I do enjoy paella.

- And then the cake, birthday cake...

- I know she loves carrot cake.

- Yeah, I have all the ingredients for the carrot cake.

- Perfect. - Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- All right, coming back. - Okay.

- I don't want her to slide off the track, guys.

- I think you're good... a little more.

- All right, that's it.

- No, no, no... Pete, where you at?

- Jesus. - Okay, I'm gonna help...

two, three.

- I will always wanna perform for any captain,

but especially for Captain Sandy.

I really wanna show her that I'm learning

and that she can be proud.

I wanna be her, basically.

All right.

Lesson learned... go a little further back.

- Well done. - Whew, we did it, at least.

Oh, yeah. - You and her got into it?

- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

- Oh, my God, so it's not just me?

- Big time. No.

- I don't know how you get into it with Kiko.

- I don't either.

- Which is a bit ----ed up,

if I've got a second stew who can't do service.

- What can you do?

- All right.

- They're ready to go on the WaveRunners.

- Boys, it's time to pay attention, all right.

- All right, we ready?

- Also, guys, please, please, please stay away from shore.

- Gotcha. Go ahead, bub.

- All right, have fun!

- Malia, I want every toy in the water.

I wanna look like the most fun yacht on the water.

- Copy.

- Should I blow that little green thing up?

- Yeah, if there's anything else you wanna inflate...

- I'm gonna just inflate everything.

[ laughs ] - He's doing his own thing.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- Morning. - How are you?

- Good, how are you? - We're good.

- Okay, cool... and you're still good for lunch at 1:30?

- Yeah, sure. - Okay.

- I have to go hide these beers in their clothes.

- Yeah. [ laughs ]

- Hi... do you know what our stock is for water?

- Main deck aft.

- No, do you know how much there is?

- No.

- Do you mind going to check for me?

- Yep. - Thank you.

Apart from Lara's really sh--ty attitude,

she doesn't seem very stewardessy.

- Stewardesses take initiative,

and just make it so that it's not my problem.

- God, which way is it?

- These clothes, will, like, wrap one up in his clothes.

- He doesn't really wear shirts, so...

There's a towel there.

- All right, I'm gonna put it here.

- Copy.

- You can't find it? - ...for some reason.

No. - Okay.

- Can you show me? - Yeah.

- What's up, Alex? - What's up, Jess?

- I feel like I haven't seen you in two days.

- I know.

- Is there, like, a disposal?

- No. - No?

- Masturbator... yeah.

- No, I don't think it's called "Masturbator."

- Masturbated. - So you like to masturbate.

- The food, yeah. - Yeah.

Oh sh--, he had to say it again.

Yeah, from now on, on the radio, call me masturbator,

masturbator, Jess.

- That's even worse.

- This is where I'm gonna store your body.

- Say again?

- Did you go through there? - No, I did not.

First time I see this,

- You can't?

- It's the first time I see this space,

so can you show me, if you don't mind?

- What's the problem?

- My goodness.

- I don't know.

- Excuse me, Lara, we're not finished.

[bleep]

- Coming up...

- I don't want there to be pushback.

The second that you start going against me,

you're not gonna be my lead deckhand anymore.

- Did you go through there?

- No, I did not.

First time I see this.

- You can't?

- What's the problem?

- My goodness.

I don't know.

- Excuse me, Lara, we're not finished.

- Okay, show me, then.

- What do you need? You want me to get it?

- We just need drinks, waters.

- Let me get it. - Okay.

Do you wanna go and check on the cabins?

- Yeah.

Oh [bleep].

My parents told me always, you know, stand up for myself.

I was sent to the principal

because I wouldn't take the authority of teachers at school.

It's in my genes for sure.

- No, it's been good.

- Hannah, Hannah, I'm done with the cabins.

- Ah, perfect, thank you.

- There, beautiful. That works.

- Are you good, darling?

[ laughs ]

- Hello. You can go on break and be back at 2:15.

- Thank you.

- They're gonna do the banana boat,

so we need someone at all times to do flags and spot.

It is a very dangerous toy, so slow speed.

- Hundred percent.

- I wanna try to ride the banana.

- There we go.

- I've never ridden one of these,

so I don't know what to...

- Just lean back and let it rock.

[ laughter ]

- Let 'er rip.

- Bridge, bridge, that's tender away with primary.

- Thank you.

[ laughs ]

- Probably gonna do lunch closer to 1:30.

- Yeah, focus on the paella right now.

- How are you, good?

- Good, how... how was your night?

- Yes, it was fine.

- Are you on service at all?

- Uh, no.

- Don't you wanna be on service?

- Yes, I would like to, but, you know...

- Did you tell Hannah?

- She said we're gonna rotate, yeah.

- Oh, great.

- There it is! Yeah!

- Mm-hmm.

- You know you're allowed to go outside.

- Yeah, I went outside a couple of times...

- Okay.

- This charter. Next charter, you'll be on service.

- Hello.

- Because you have a lot of experience, I read your resume.

- Yeah. - We wanna woo the guests.

- Buonissimo. - Buonissimo.

- Mm-hmm.

- What do you think about for lunch using the fishnet

and using that as a centerpiece?

- That's cute. - Yeah.

- That would work. - Okay.

- Oh, look at them.

- Chris was saying as soon as they are done,

he's ready for lunch. - Okay, cool, I'll let him know.

- They said they're ready for lunch whenever you are.

- Uh-oh.

- Making paella takes time.

But I'd rather have the guests complain

about the timing than the taste.

Taste is much more important,

because then they're gonna forget the time.

- Oh, Kiko. - Don't look so scared, Kiko.

- I actually feel bad for you.

- Here, however... - I don't know.

- How was that, fellas?

- That was...

- Looked like you guys had a blast.

- Three... - Units.

- Now we're gonna put the slide up.

- Oh, yes, please.

- Aw, look at that... like a bouquet of happiness.

- Whew... where's Chuck at? Is he sleeping?

Chuck ain't the most athletic mother----er in the world.

- Okay, guys.

- What would you like, master?

- Not master. Malia's fine.

- Malia. - Um...

- Master Malia. - ...great job this morning.

Since we're all here, we might start on the slide.

- Yep. - Yeah.

- Let's go handle it. - Cool, cool.

This is charter.

To help us out for just the beginning. Okay?

Help us out for just the beginning, and then...

sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine if you walk away

and I'm still talking, please.

- Sorry, I'm so sorry. No, I got you.

- Yeah, so just help with that,

and then I'll send you for break, cool?

- Got it, yeah. - Thanks.

Because I'm gonna need you tonight.

- Yep.

Wish I didn't have a brain.

- I feel like if a girl's direct and stern, then she's a bitch,

but if a guy's direct and stern, like, he's a great leader.

I'm not gonna be nice for long.

- Two more feet.

- Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fully inflated.

- Nice job, boys.

- That smells good. - Thank you.

- Ay-oh.

- I couldn't fall asleep till, like, 4:00.

- Yeah, I didn't, either.

- Would you like bread? - Yes, please.

- Okay, going as slowly as I can.

[ sighs ]

- No, it's faster.

- Waiting on jetski right now.

- Yeah, I know. I wish it was quicker.

- Where is my second stew?

- I'll be back in a second, okay?

- Okay.

- Hey. - Mm?

- So the deck crew does this.

- Where?

- Oh, okay. The deckhands are gonna do it.

- You're not interrupting it.

You're not doing it anymore.

I don't ----ing care.

- Go into laundry. Go into laundry.

- Yes, I do, that's my job.

- Go into laundry.

- Follow my instructions.

- No, trust me, you have found the wrong one, honey.

- Is it coming now?

- Uh, I need a bowl, I need a bowl.

[ sighs ]

- Stop doing the crew mess...

- ...and go into laundry.

- It's not for you to decide...

- ...when you... when or... no, it's not how it works.

- Lady... - If you don't mind...

- ...don't touch me. - If you don't mind...

- Stop doing the crew mess... - No.

- ...and go into laundry. - No. No.

In my own time, I stop.

- It's not for you to decide...

...when you... when or... no, it's not how it works.

- We collaborate; otherwise, it doesn't work.

If you don't mind?

- Lady...

- If you don't mind... - ...don't touch me.

- If you don't mind... - Holy sh--.

- It's like a catfight going on in the crew quarters.

- You move.

- No. - I'm being very polite...

- Oh, are you? - ...and tranquil.

- Is this polite, is it?

So do you mind moving?

- Yes, I do mind.

- Okay, calm... it's all good.

- I'm calm. - Just calm...

no, you're not calm.

- I don't need you to tell me what to do.

- You seem stressed out. - I am stressed out, honey.

I'm running a ----ing 180-foot yacht,

so I am stressed out. - I see, so calm down.

So maybe it's not the job for you, then.

It's all good. It's all good.

- Please go into the laundry and do your job.

- Yes, no worries, Hannah.

- I'm going to ----ing punch that bitch in a minute.

- Crazy.

- I almost did earlier. What happened?

[ breathing heavily, hissing ]

- Can you, like, moving the plates for me?

- The lobster looks good.

- Here you go

- So for lunch today you have paella with shrimp,

mussels, and fresh lobster.

- Perfect. - Bon appétit.

- Thank you. - I love seafood.

- This is super good.

- Yeah, I wish it was quicker. - Yeah.

- Me and you ought to bash it out really quick.

- Yeah.

- So what do you think, how are things going?

- I think we're good.

I mean, we have four different people

that never worked together before;

you're the one in charge out here.

So you tell us, and then we go with you.

I mean, we think you're the smartest one...

- But I still wanna be respectful.

I don't... it seems like... - Yeah, no.

Growing up, I lived with my mom,

and she was the mom and dad in the picture.

I mean, first memory I think of is her putting

on the street hockey stuff, and we're just shooting pucks

at her in the driveway.

She was the role model we had,

so yeah, I mean, my mom definitely shaped me up

as the man I am today.

- Do you think Pete's gonna be okay with me?

- I don't know.

- I'm learning how to, like, be a girl in a team of boys.

- I know, that's what I keep saying...

you're one of the boys. - Sweet.

- Lara? - Mm?

- I'm not gonna do this all season with you.

- Okay.

- If your boss comes and asks you to come into laundry...

- Yeah. - ...you come into laundry.

- Yes, but you also have to be polite

when you speak to me, because... - Oh, like you are to me?

- ...I don't do... I don't do good...

well, I've never... - You think you're polite to me?

- I haven't done anything bad to you since day one.

- Oh, your eye-rolls and everything?

- This is a misunderstanding.

There is no point carrying on with this...

- No, there's really not.

- ...confrontation, because this is something personal,

so I can't change that.

It's gonna stay like that.

I don't want it to stay like that.

[ sighs ]

- But probably that's the case, so I'm okay.

I still sleep well at night.

- How's it going, guys? - Great.

- Simple and easy.

- How was your lunch? - Really good.

- It was really good. - Yeah?

- My favorite meal so far.

The only thing we ask for was faster.

- Yeah.

- Because all of us just wanna go down the slide right now.

- I'm gonna make sure the pace is picked up.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Bravo, bravo, bravo... they love your food.

But we've just gotta pick the pace up in between.

- Ah, okay, for sure.

- Now I'm ready for the slide.

- I'm gonna go put my shorts on. - Okay.

- Alex, I'm gonna have you man the slide up there.

- Copy that, heading up now.

- All right, and you guys are good to go.

- Oh!

[ laughs ]

- Lara, Lara, Hannah.

Could you just start clearing the aft deck table, please?

- Coming.

- What's up? - What's up?

- How's the slide?

- It was good, bro.

If you wanna change, I can watch this for you.

- No, I'm good. - You cool? You chilling?

- Yeah, I'm chilling.

- Were you able to pass out, or not?

- Almost, there was an argument down there between the stews.

- Yeah?

- I guess Jess and Hannah are against Laura right now.

- Is it Laura or Lara?

- I thought it was Lata, but it might be Laur...

they keep... they say... - I'm going with Lana.

Lana's hot, that's a hot name.

- Dinner like 9:00, you said, right.

- Between 9:00 and 9:30.

And you're gonna join them for dinner, yes?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- I'm nervous that the captain's gonna be at the dinner table,

but I'm like a surfer, you know?

Like, this kinda chill person.

- I don't wanna hold you up.

- We had a blast.

- [ shouting ] Son of a bitch! Ice!

- I don't know this game.

- That is some bullsh--.

- I had never heard of getting Iced.

But I like it. You're getting Iced.

Ice, ice, baby.

- There you go.

- I should have known when my shirt was moved

that there was something happening.

- All right, boys, we can start packing away the toys.

- I'll pull this side up. - All right, guys, time out.

This way, pull...

As long as we're doing it together,

and not four different ways.

Lock it up.

Yeah, good for you.

Deck, deck, let's switch into blacks, please, into blacks.

- Here we go, Hindrigo!

Tonight is like a birthday party,

and Chris asked me for, like Mexican.

I'm not gonna do ----ing tacos and burrito.

That's not a good level, you know?

Like, I will make more like fancy style,

which I'm pretty sure they're gonna like it.

And then carrot cake, baby.

- Do you wanna start with me the centerpiece?

I thought I could make a centerpiece around

the Smirnoff Ice, and then I can just, like,

pull the flowers out, and just go, "You've been Iced."

- I think it's gonna work.

Okay, we're getting there.

- Okay.

- I'm going in and I'ma go hard.

- Can you do a little bit more shells?

- Did you want these on the end like that?

- No.

Would you run down and get a wine decanter?

- In the pantry. - What is a "pantry?"

Like, I know what a pantry is, but I don't know what pantry...

- I don't know. - [bleep]

I'm trying my hardest not to get on Hannah's bad side,

but I mean, I know what a pantry is...

It's a closet with canned goods in America.

I don't know what pantry.

- This is the pantry. - This is the pantry?

- This is the galley... - The galley.

- ...pantry. - Oh, my God.

I love you. - Love you too, honey.

[ chuckling ]

- I'll put the boobies out. - All right, I'm ready.

- Oh, thank you.

- You ready for dinner? - Yep.

- Ah, thank you.

- There's nothing else we can do.

- I mean, it's simple, but it's pretty.

- Ooh... this looks great.

- Kiko, Kiko, Hannah... you can start plating.

- Oh, of course. - What the [bleep].

- Malia, Malia, Hannah. - Hannah, go ahead.

- Can we get a deckhand to help us run plates

so the food doesn't go cold?

- Copy. - Wow, so beautiful.

I sit here? - Yes.

- Yes. - Yes.

- Thanks for having me.

I heard you used every toy.

- Every toy, all day. - What am I introducing?

- Chicken fajitas and green salad.

[ clears throat ]

- Thank you.

- Where's the other one?

- Kiko, Kiko, Hannah. Have we got another one coming?

There's eight people at the table.

- Oh [bleep].

[ sighs ]

- Yeah, we need one more.

- ----ing sh--. - Ugh.

- Coming up...

- You pissed me off so much yesterday

I started off an hour later today.

- You know what, you're disgusting.

- Bye, Hannah.

- Ugh.

- Kiko, Kiko, Hannah. Have we got another one coming?

Sandy's eating here, there's eight people at the table.

Oh sh--.

- So to start with this evening,

you have a chicken fajita with spicy guacamole.

- Wow, that looks great.

- And yours is just on its way.

- Bon appétit.

- Can I get a small serving,

so we've got a reason why we forgot?

It's the woman who asked for the half-serve.

Trust me. - Okay.

- Then we've got a reason why.

- Perfect, yep. - Thank you.

- Ooh-la-la. - There's your half-serving.

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

- I saw him make the guacamole. Do you like it?

- Mm-hmm.

- Roses are red. - Violets are blue.

My bus driver's... - No.

- ...titties are bigger than you.

- It's very, very different than any vacation you take.

- And it's really the crew that make the boat.

- That is absolutely true. - Yeah.

- Because today's fun was all Pete and Alex.

- Roses are read, violets are fine;

you be the six, I'll be the nine.

[ laughs ]

- So they did their job... - Of course.

- ...right? - A hundred percent.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Thank you, Hannah, so much.

- So for your main course, you have a grilled sirloin

with a mushroom sauce, spinach crème,

and roasted baby carrot.

- Why is this so hard to cut?

- This is a butter knife.

- Hannah, Hannah, we need steak knives.

I'm gonna go get them. I'll be back.

- I know.

- Did you hear me on the radio?

- What did you say?

- Steak knives... I can't even cut it.

- What, are you waiting for your steak knife?

- Yeah.

- I mean, it cuts... not well.

- What kind of meat is it?

Like, it is so... - Yeah?

- Did you try it? - No, I didn't try the steak.

- Even though it's our first charter, that is a big mistake.

- There you go. - Thank you.

- Chef, chef, chef...

they are not tough.

It's just because I have a butter knife.

So don't worry, you did a great job.

- So let's make this ----ing cake.

- Oh, Kiko!

- It's good. - It's really good.

[ farts ]

- I went and worked for this guy,

and he crashed the boat wherever we went.

And he had one eye.

And I was like, "I can do better."

"That's all it takes?"

- Are we ready with the cake?

- Okay, let's go.

- Hi.

- We heard there's a birthday girl at the table.

- Oh!

[ cheering, clapping ]

- Yay! - Thank you.

- And this is a present from the crew for your birthday.

- Oh, man. - Thank you!

- You're welcome... just take the roses off.

- [ shouting ] Oh!

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

- We love you.

- Woo! - Woo!

- There's that degree you paid for.

- Woo-ee!

- There's one thing I do know how to do,

and it's shotgun something.

- So, enjoy, guys. - Happy birthday.

- Bon appétit. - Your chef is really good.

- Yeah. - Cool.

- Good job, man.

- Thank you.

- Thank you for sharing you story.

- Thanks, it was lovely. - Oh, I'm so tired.

- Me and my implants are out. - Girlie-girl, knock off.

- All right.

- That was the best. - That was so much fun.

- So ready to lay down.

- Yep, just keep going around.

- All right, I have to pee so bad.

- Oh.

I don't like it, I don't know.

[ alarm beeping ]

- Haul the anchor.

- Coming up.

- Anchor's home. - Okay, great, thanks.

- Good morning.

- Anchor wash always goes off first.

So anchor wash, valve.

- This goes on, and then she turns it on.

Oh, no... she... she shuts it off.

- Oh... oh, okay. And this one is...

- Do you guys want me to go over it with you,

and then you can teach each other, or...

- Whatever you wanna do. I was just teaching him.

- It sounded like you had questions yourself,

but if you don't, you've got it.

- Did I tell him wrong?

- If you know these things, that's fine.

If you wanna learn from me, that's cool, too.

- I don't... I don't care. - I'm learning from both of you.

- You know how to do the anchors already.

You can do them. All right?

- Go ahead and help me.

- All right...

Alex, can you give us a second? - Yeah, sure.

- Thanks.

- Hey, I know that you're a captain,

and how you run your boat is up to you.

But when I'm bosun, the safety of this vessel...

- Okay, the second that you start going against me,

especially in front of the other guys,

you're not gonna be my lead deckhand anymore.

Is that clear?

- Hey, I know that you're a captain,

and how you run your boat is up to you.

But when I'm bosun... okay.

- I'll keep my mouth shut.

- I don't want there to be, like, pushback.

- Okay.

- The second that you start going against me,

especially in front of the other guys,

you're not gonna be my lead deckhand anymore.

Is that clear? - Right. Mm-hmm.

- Are we good? - All good.

- Okay. Thank you.

- All crew, all crew, 10 minutes ETA.

- I'm packed.

- All right, boys, let's throw fenders over side.

One thing that really concerns me is Pete is...

his inability to be the student,

because he views it as weakness,

especially when this is my first time docking,

and I wanna make Captain Sandy proud.

Captain Sandy, you've got 40 feet to dock wall.

- Is it clear on the bow?

- Starboard side bow clear, port side bow clear.

- Twenty feet midships to sea wall, opening up.

Fifteen feet, starboard stern to ground lines.

- I'm gonna need to know when to swing my stern.

- Copy, clear to swing the stern.

Thirty feet and closing off your stern.

Perfect, throwing line.

All clear, guys.

- Oh sh--.

- Quick, quick, quick, pull, pull, pull.

- It's too far away. - Do you want me to go?

- Standby. Quick, quick, quick.

Spring line across.

- Straight line or cross line? - Cross line.

- Yeah... - Cross first.

Pull in tight, guys, get them outta the water.

- I'd like to get this starboard ground line on.

- Starboard ground line's on.

- Your line, your line, your line!

Quick, quick. - What?

- We've got our cross lines on. Let's lock it off.

- That just got ----ed up.

- No worries, that's our first time.

- Well done, everyone, thank you.

- I did it! [ laughs ]

It feels really good.

Let's start running luggage.

- Do you know what,

let's wait until the charter guests get off.

- Okay. - Okay?

- All crew, meet on the dock for departure of guests.

- Welcome to the daylight.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- I had a great time.

- Thank you. - Thank you for all the food.

- Thank you. - It was a blast, man.

- Carrot cake... amazing. - Ah!

- Bye.

- Thank you so much, gimme a hug. I'm kind of a hugger.

- You're welcome. - Thank you so much for it.

It's been amazing.

- Sandy, I don't think there was anything

on this boat I asked for I didn't get.

Hannah, Jessica... I couldn't have been happier.

That being said, it's a lot of ones,

so I hope you guys can at least get a drink.

Thank you so much.

- You're amazing, thank you so much.

- So... - Nice to meet you.

- Thanks, you guys. Have a great one.

- Get back to work, and I'll call you for the tip meeting.

- Copy, thank you. - All right.

- Copy. - Thank you.

- Dude, one down.

- So are we gonna have a glass of wine later?

- Yes.

- Garbage off, covers on.

- We're gonna get started on cabins.

- We'll have him start with some covers.

- Yeah, I've got it covered, bro.

[ laughs ]

- Have you done the master? - We just finished it.

- All crew, all crew, meet me in the main salon

for our tip meeting.

- Who's tooting when they're walking here, bro?

- Nice.

- So, we just completed our first charter.

Hannah, I'm so proud of you. - Mm.

- I love how you are with the client, they love you.

- Thanks, Sandy.

- Which brings me to the chef.

I know I've been on you.

I hope you felt my support as well.

- Yes.

- The deck crew, you killed it coming off the dock,

and Malia, I'm so proud of you. - Thanks.

- Day one, to where you are today, is like...

like night and day. - Aw, honey.

- Thank you.

- Overall, you guys were amazing.

And now you wanna know how much money you made?

We are getting 18,000 euros, and 1,500 euros a person.

[ whistles ]

- Woo! - That's amazing.

- For you. - My goodness.

- For two years on private boats, I had just my salary.

Now, I got my salary plus the tips, and that's, like, whoa.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Hopefully it only gets smoother from here.

- Chef, you killed it, man. - Yeah.

- Yeah, chefs have the hardest job.

- Hello. - Hey. What's wrong?

- I'm struggling with Lara.

- I feel her energy is very negative.

- Mm-hmm. - She's nice to me.

What I would do is I would sit here down, say,

look, let's put it all behind us.

- Okay. - How can we turn this around?

And say, you know, we're rotating it.

I wanna see her in service.

- I'm really fine if she quits.

If I have to do a charter with just me and Jess, I'm...

that would be easier for me.

- [ groaning ] Oh, God.

- But I think right now, with Lara,

I wanna see you turn it around, so...

- Okay. - ...good luck.

- Thank you, Sandy.

- You got this. Thank you.

- Lara, Lara, Hannah.

Could you meet me in the main salon, please?

- Of course.

Oh, God help me.

[ sighs ]

- Well, you were the one who said to me

that you had things to say.

So, what I have to say to you...

the more you piss me off, the less I will do.

It's how it works, so...

- What is it that is pissing you off so much?

- The way you speak... disrespectful...

- No, no, could I have examples, please?

- Oh, so many.

- Then you should be able to name a few.

- You make me feel so uncomfortable

that I don't even remember, all right?

- Okay.

- So you work it out in your head, and...

- Oh, no, that's not how it's gonna work.

- No? If you treat me right, I respect you.

It doesn't matter if you're the pope or the queen of England.

- I don't think your attitude's very good, to be honest.

- Ah, okay, then get your sh-- together and be nice.

You pissed me off so much yesterday,

I started half an hour later today.

- You know what, you're disgusting.

Ugh.

- Bye, Hannah.

- Cap, you having cereal? I love it.

- Sorry, I'm gonna need you.

- Right now? - Yeah.

- Can I eat my cereal? - It's bad.

- [bleep]

- Okay, fine. - Sorry, Sandy.

- Next, on "Below Deck Med."

- Whoa. - Sun's out, tits up.

- Hallelujah.

- Giving people a heart attack.

- So our primary is Roy Orbison, Jr.

Also joining will be Ulf from Ace of Base.

- Ace of Base!

- [ howls ]

- Are you okay with him? - Yeah, I'm 100 percent.

- They're just trying to get some nanny punani.

[ neighing ]

- If I've asked you to do something,

there's a reason.

- Where's Lara? - I don't know.

Where the [bleep] is my second stew?

- I'm your captain.

If you don't like it, get off.

- Lara, Lara, Hannah.

[bleep]

- Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, Lara.

- All right.

- Burn, mother----er.

I need you guys here.

- This is yachting.

Some people are cut for this business,

and some people are not.

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