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Stan, are you entering the names?
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Usually you need me to do that.
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Actually,
I watched a tutorial on my phone,
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so I can do it now.
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Player one... Stan.
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Oh, little typo,
not going to beat myself up.
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Want me to find you a 6-pound
ball in the kids' section?
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No need. That's my pink baby
on ball island over there.
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Well, I'll go talk to the DJ then
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and have him play your bowling song,
"Disco Duck."
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It's not my bowling song.
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It's my get-loose song,
and I've already texted the DJ.
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This goes out to Stam,
who sent me a text
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asking for that Dusk-o Dick
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and sent me a picture of his shoes.
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Well, you're doing everything wrong,
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but you're getting everything you want.
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It's the Stam Smith way, baby.
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♪ Mama, I said, "Send me a plumber" ♪
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♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
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♪ Disco, disco duck ♪
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You want to feel old?
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I'm the kid from "The Sixth Sense."
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♪ Disco duck ♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Ready to turn in?
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Your Sleepytime Long
Island iced tea is ready.
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Nah, that's a little heavy before bed.
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I'll just SodaStream some Fireball.
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When did my husband
become such a big boy?
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Seems like he needs me
less and less these days.
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Ooh, shooting star. Make a wish.
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I wish Stan still needed me.
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I wish I had a closer
relationship with the family
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and they were made out of candy.
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Sorry for blocking the TV.
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This whole house is massive dead zone.
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I mean, we can send a man to the Moon,
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but I can't look up the lyrics to
"Cotton Eye Joe"
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with just eight porns
running in the background?
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Oh, wait. I've got five bars.
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Seven bars?
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10 bars?!
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Sorry, mute that.
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26 bars?!
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It's like I'm linked
directly to the satellite.
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Dad!
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A shooting star just hit the house.
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Everybody, make a wish.
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Is everybody candy?
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Ohh.
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_
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With several months of physical therapy,
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your body should fully return to normal.
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Of course, you'll never walk again.
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- What?
- Of course he'll walk again.
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Big maybe,
but if you're dead set on walking,
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your insurance does pay
for a physical therapist
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to come to your house.
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Oh. Oh, no, no. My husband needs me.
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This is what I wished for.
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Ah, yes. I forgot.
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This was the result of a wish.
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Well, you've got
a long road ahead of you,
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but you know what they say.
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Laughter is the best medicine.
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Louie Anderson tickets!
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Wait. These are for last month.
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That's the joke. Get it?
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Old tickets.
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I sincerely want you to get better.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
this bird's got to fly.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay!
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Okay, I messed up. Help!
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I thought this would be funny,
but it's not.
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I don't want to die. I can't hold on.
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I'm slipping. I'm... Aaaah!
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We're on the first floor.
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That's the joke.
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Ew, tough crowd. You know what?
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I think I left the cure for
paralysis down in the cellar.
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Get me out of here.
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Something's got to work.
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Rubber chicken, nah.
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Whoopee cushion, nah.
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Ooh, a doctor could be funny.
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It's not a satellite.
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I think it's a robot swan.
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It says "satellite" on it.
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Wow. Ever since this
swan crushed your dad,
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- you've been a real grump.
- What's up?
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This man is here to
pick up his satellite.
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I guessed that he was Korean,
and I was right.
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- Tuttle?
- Tuttle?
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The satellite belongs
to a Korean TV station
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that monitors Tuttle.
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He doesn't know that
he's the star of Korea's
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most popular reality show.
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It's called "Sad Fatso,"
like "The Truman Show"
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but with a sad fatso.
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Our viewers are very cruel.
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Well, that's the end of that adventure.
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Or is it actually just beginning?
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Oh, my God. There you go again.
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Could you agree with me once?
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I feel like you're
always standing behind me
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waiting to say, "Actually,
it's the opposite.
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Actually, it's the opposite."
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I just think we could
go to Tuttle's house
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and steal the spotlight.
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If they like Tuttle,
wait till they see us.
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I'm in. This will show Snot
that I do have star power.
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Yeah, I got to prove it to Snot, too.
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So it's decided.
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It was a swan.
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Here it comes.
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Open wide.
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Shouldn't I be feeding myself?
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My left arm is completely healed.
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- No.
- You're right.
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Don't look so down.
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If you finish your yogurt,
you'll get a trophy.
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Trophy? I'm a grown man.
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Goo-goo-ga-ga.
Baby wants. What's the deal?
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I just have to finish the yogurt?
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And your grapes.
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Aw, no! No grapes.
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- Yes, grapes.
- No yogurt either.
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Trophy for nothing.
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That's not how it works, Stan.
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I hate it.
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Put the grapes in the
yogurt so I don't see 'em.
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Must walk.
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Obtain item.
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Good job, Stan.
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- Where'd you come from?
- I was right behind you.
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Wait, did you think the
trophy was moving by itself?
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I don't know, Francine.
Maybe you didn't notice,
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but I only recently got
really into trophies.
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I don't know everything they can do yet.
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Wow, Stan.
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You're 100%.
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I couldn't have done
any of this without you.
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We're a team. I love helping you.
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I think you're ready to go back to work.
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Absolutely...
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not without my baby.
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Smith, what a rando thing to say.
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Also, what is your wife doing here?
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You can't have a civilian
in the briefing room.
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But she nursed me back to health.
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My body is whole again,
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but my soul still
craves her desperately.
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I need her emotionally,
spiritually, physically.
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Ever since regaining
sensation in my extremities,
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I've become highly orgasmic.
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Yes, yes, I know.
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I was CC'd on all your e-mails to HR.
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Smith, escort your wife
to the parking lot,
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and don't come back unless you're alone.
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I won't...
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be back, that is, because I quit.
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Yeah! Wait, you're quitting?
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I don't need this job.
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I just need you.
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- You're right.
- Plus what are they going to do?
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Stop paying me?
Take away my company car?
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We totally showed him.
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We sure did.
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Do you think it was a
first place showing him?
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Stan, are you angling for a trophy?
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All right.
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But you're out a job now,
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so let's not go crazy buying trophies.
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Oh, no, no. Of course.
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Buying the whole trophy
store was the right move.
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Plus now we both have jobs.
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And every time we buy a trophy,
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we're the ones getting paid for it.
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Oh, Stan.
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You even taste like trophy.
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I know what my man likes.
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_
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Opening this shop together was so smart.
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Now we can be together all the time.
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True. But you don't know this about me,
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and I've never admitted it to anyone,
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but I've never run a trophy shop before.
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That's fine. We'll lean on each other.
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And especially you can lean on me.
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Like it did in the back room?
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Oh, Stan.
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You're making me want to
give you the small business.
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Then I better call the
Better Business Bur-oh,
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oh, oh!
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And I'll liquidate your assets.
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- Excuse me.
- What?
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You've been here for an hour.
Can't you just pick one?
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I have.
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Smart choice.
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That one figured heavily in
our most recent lovemakings.
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Let me just give it a, uh...
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Ready for Wimbledon.
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What's with all these
wishy-washy customers?
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- Who needs them?
- Actually, we kind of do.
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We need the money.
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We paid all your medical
bills out of pocket.
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Out of pocket?
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I got something coming out of my pocket.
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Remember, gang, Tuttle can't...
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Shut up, Klaus. I'm in charge now.
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Remember, gang,
Tuttle can't... believe...
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it's not... butter. Klaus?
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He can't find out he's on a show,
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or it'll end, and we won't get famous.
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Famous Amos little cookies.
Yes, back in charge.
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The Smiths, what a nice surprise!
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Come in.
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Excuse the mess.
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After filling out a depression
survey at Kimchi Hut,
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I started getting free
stuff in the mail,
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like this new security system.
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I wasn't expecting company.
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Let me see if I have
any sweet potatoes left.
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Quick, now is our chance to
finally be Korean famous.
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What do we do?
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Uh...
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Say something, anything.
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Korea diarrhea.
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- Oh, God!
- Not that!
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We need to regroup and
think of what to do.
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Don't go.
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I just found a tiny mouse in my bed,
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and I need help naming him.
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Where are you, baby? I need you.
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There's a guy here
looking at the trophies.
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- What if he tries to talk to me?
- This one's nice.
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Oh, God! It's happening!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I-I-I love that one, uh, a car mechanic
250
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holding an axle over his head.
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I think it's actually a
weight lifting trophy.
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Okay, look, I don't know if
I can do this right now, man.
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You don't get what the trophy is,
254
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and I'm getting agitated
trying to explain it to you.
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Dude, I just want to pay for the trophy.
256
00:11:12,084 --> 00:11:14,320
You know what? We're closed right now.
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This is weird.
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Oh, yeah?
Your face looks like a... a cookie.
259
00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:22,929
Not my best line,
but results speak for themselves.
260
00:11:22,962 --> 00:11:24,264
Ah.
261
00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:26,832
Stan, I pop out for a quick pickle,
262
00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:28,802
and you're chasing customers away?
263
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,269
I know. I just freaked out.
264
00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:31,837
You weren't here, and I panicked.
265
00:11:31,871 --> 00:11:34,241
Oh, don't you ever leave me
alone again. I love you.
266
00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:36,309
Well, it feels good to be needed,
267
00:11:36,342 --> 00:11:38,745
but we also need to run a business.
268
00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:41,581
Okay, new plan...
I live under your dress
269
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,150
where everything's is perfect forever.
270
00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,586
What are we going to do with you,
271
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,654
you sweet little potato?
272
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:54,027
Mash ya, fry ya, grill ya,
bake ya, twice bake ya?
273
00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:56,829
What's that?
You think I should kill myself?
274
00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,698
Not so sweet after all, are ya, potato?
275
00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:02,202
- Hyah!
- Hut, hut, hut, hey-ah!
276
00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:04,004
- Hyah!
- Hut, hut, hey-ah!
277
00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,043
Tuttle loves it. Hear that, Korea?
278
00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:12,345
Korea?
279
00:12:12,377 --> 00:12:14,948
Uh, that's hip slang.
280
00:12:14,981 --> 00:12:16,716
Hear that, Korea.
281
00:12:16,749 --> 00:12:19,152
Like when people yell, "Brooklyn!"
282
00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:20,520
It just sounds good.
283
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:22,188
Brooklyn!
284
00:12:22,222 --> 00:12:23,524
Ew.
285
00:12:25,058 --> 00:12:26,793
Memphis Stormfront here
286
00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:29,629
with "Stormfront at Your Storefront,"
287
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:33,666
where I, Stormfront,
visit a local business' storefront.
288
00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:35,401
Although we're already inside.
Never mind.
289
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:36,902
Let's get on with it.
290
00:12:36,935 --> 00:12:38,370
What's the most exciting thing
291
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:39,806
about owning your own business?
292
00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:42,074
Interacting with the local community.
293
00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:44,843
I mean, we've met
most of little league coaches.
294
00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:47,213
Sorry, Memphis.
The most exciting part...
295
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:50,482
these parts.
296
00:12:50,515 --> 00:12:54,054
Stan, can you please
cool it for 2 seconds?
297
00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:56,722
If we don't get some customers,
we're going to go under,
298
00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:58,558
and I want to stay in business.
299
00:12:58,591 --> 00:13:00,894
And this is what I want.
300
00:13:00,927 --> 00:13:03,530
I'm serious, Stan.
301
00:13:03,563 --> 00:13:04,764
You were saying?
302
00:13:04,796 --> 00:13:06,699
This shop is a special place for us.
303
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,001
For just us.
304
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:09,903
And we'd love to share it with you.
305
00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:11,704
- But we can't.
- Of course we can.
306
00:13:11,737 --> 00:13:14,440
But it's very expensive and
very far from where you live.
307
00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:16,408
And who needs a trophy anyway? Grow up.
308
00:13:16,442 --> 00:13:18,912
That's it, Stan! You're fired!
309
00:13:18,944 --> 00:13:21,046
Fired? You can't fire me.
310
00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:23,515
Yes, I can. I'm the boss.
311
00:13:23,549 --> 00:13:26,119
Well, I'm the boss, too.
I'll just rehire me.
312
00:13:26,151 --> 00:13:28,687
Sure, that could have
worked before you got fired,
313
00:13:28,721 --> 00:13:30,690
but now you have no authority here.
314
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,727
God, you're so good at business.
315
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,196
Bright side...
now that we're not coworkers,
316
00:13:36,228 --> 00:13:38,897
we can date in the open.
We don't have to tiptoe around.
317
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,566
Get out, Stan!
318
00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:43,902
You two are really cute together.
319
00:13:43,935 --> 00:13:45,371
I know, right?
320
00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:48,608
No.
321
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:55,199
For the last time,
this is a trophy shop.
322
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:56,902
I don't sell pickles.
323
00:13:56,935 --> 00:14:00,071
The sign outside clearly says
"Stan's Trophies."
324
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:02,472
_
325
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:04,276
But you didn't cover up "Pickle House."
326
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,077
That's the only part the lights up.
327
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,879
It's called an eye-grabber,
and it got you in here, right?
328
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:11,182
- Yeah, to buy pickles!
- Oh, my God.
329
00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:12,750
I-I can't explain business
330
00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,052
to a pickle-sucking idiot.
331
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:15,554
You're the idiot.
332
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:17,888
There's already a trophy
shop across the street.
333
00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:19,590
I know. It's my wife's.
334
00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:22,027
That's why I turned this pickle
shop into a trophy store.
335
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,629
I'm putting her out of business
336
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:27,132
so she'll have to come crawling
back to me like a worm.
337
00:14:27,164 --> 00:14:28,599
It's all very healthy.
338
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:29,830
You know what?
339
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,470
If it'll help you two get back together,
340
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,473
I will take a trophy.
341
00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:37,541
I don't know where to get those.
My wife did all the ordering.
342
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:40,112
Sorry, I have to ask.
343
00:14:40,144 --> 00:14:41,612
How did this all start?
344
00:14:41,645 --> 00:14:44,615
A satellite landed on me.
345
00:14:44,648 --> 00:14:47,052
Dang, she's got a lot of business.
346
00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:50,155
And it's about to become mine.
347
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:59,131
Oh, I guess it does kind
of look like a pickle.
348
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:02,901
Don't pay these sky-high
prices for a trophy.
349
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:05,770
Why? You want us to save
our money for pickles?
350
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:07,905
I like pickles. You selling pickles?
351
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:10,408
No, just listen to my rap.
♪ I'm the pickle king ♪
352
00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:11,909
♪ Of course, trophies are my thing ♪
353
00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:13,444
♪ When I get 'em in stock ♪
354
00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:15,080
♪ There'll be a line around the block ♪
355
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:17,282
♪ So don't miss a beat,
head across the street ♪
356
00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:20,652
♪ And show me how to fill
out a trophy order sheet ♪
357
00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:22,186
Pickle mania.
358
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,989
Stan, what are you doing?
359
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:25,824
You trying to steal my customers?
360
00:15:25,856 --> 00:15:27,792
I'm simply trying to
spread the word about my
361
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,829
Pickle Days sells event where
all trophies are half off.
362
00:15:30,861 --> 00:15:34,198
Okay, I don't love that you're
trying to hurt my business,
363
00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:37,435
but it's nice that you didn't
need me to do it with you.
364
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,037
But I do need you.
365
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,540
Everyone looks at me and
sees a highly successful
366
00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:44,608
trophy salesman,
but inside this pickle costume
367
00:15:44,642 --> 00:15:47,713
is a helpless man who doesn't
even have any trophies to sell.
368
00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,514
Stan, I think you should go home.
369
00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:52,216
Yes, let's go home.
370
00:15:52,249 --> 00:15:53,719
That's not what I said.
371
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,220
I can't go home.
372
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:58,023
I have to stay here and make
a living for both of us.
373
00:15:58,056 --> 00:15:59,490
Until when?
374
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,927
Until I turn this trophy
shop into a success.
375
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,632
A smashing success?
376
00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:09,367
Yes, that would be nice.
377
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,304
You might just get your wish,
Francine...
378
00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:14,472
about the smashing, that is.
379
00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:16,908
Good, I'm glad you're finally listening.
380
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,363
Oh, I hear you.
381
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,148
Smash, smash, smash.
382
00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:33,491
Francine's always going
to be too busy for me
383
00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:36,093
as long as her trophy
shop's in business.
384
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:43,201
No pickles here, just us shadows.
385
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:50,775
It's time to smash, smash,
smash the competition.
386
00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:54,244
_
387
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:55,614
Looks simple enough.
388
00:16:57,239 --> 00:16:58,783
Ow, my hands.
389
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,786
Oh, plus it loud.
390
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,354
I need my wife.
391
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:04,121
Francine.
392
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:08,427
Pickle man's real?
393
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:10,394
I don't want to die!
394
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:17,635
My plan's working.
395
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:19,571
Yes, yes.
396
00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:27,144
I never measured the pickle.
My one mistake.
397
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:30,315
What are you doing?
398
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:33,118
I'm sending you back to hell,
pickle man!
399
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,155
Are you crazy?
400
00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:39,123
There's pressurized
brine tanks in there.
401
00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:44,495
Aah!
402
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:55,106
I got a newspaper from Korea.
403
00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:58,944
We can finally read reviews of
our appearance on Tuttle's show.
404
00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,946
Now, who can read Korean?
405
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,347
I can try.
406
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,316
The review's online. We read it already.
407
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,650
They hate us.
408
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,854
"'Sad Fatso' tanks in the ratings.
409
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,789
New characters suck."
410
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,657
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
411
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:14,525
They didn't even mention me.
412
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:20,098
I baked us all a friendship cake.
413
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,699
It's rainbow inside.
414
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,436
We don't care about you anymore.
415
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,312
Don't look at me.
416
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,032
No, Al.
417
00:18:54,064 --> 00:18:56,200
Yes, Al.
418
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,336
_
419
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,270
_
420
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,289
_
421
00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:34,038
_
422
00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:36,107
Honey, you're awake.
423
00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:37,908
Oh, good. I'm in the hospital.
424
00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:39,377
Oh, this is great news.
425
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:41,111
You can nurse me back to health again.
426
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:43,949
Actually, Stan, I won't be doing that.
427
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,283
What? But... But I need you.
428
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:49,120
No, Stan, you only think you do,
429
00:19:49,152 --> 00:19:52,890
and I'm sorry I made you
completely reliant on me.
430
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:56,394
So this time,
let's leave it to the professionals.
431
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:59,097
A professional window washer?
432
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,703
You're in good hands.
I'm going to take off.
433
00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:09,641
- Please stop.
- I'm done squeegeeing.
434
00:20:09,674 --> 00:20:12,444
Now I just got to get these
little stubborn bugs off.
435
00:20:12,476 --> 00:20:14,146
Plink, plink, plink, plink, plink.
436
00:20:25,395 --> 00:20:27,189
_
437
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,281
No, I killed you.
438
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:52,249
I killed you!
439
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,622
Bye-bye! See you soon.
440
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,750
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