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''Tea house''

''Iron Monkey''

It's so coId, how can the refugees stand it?

There's been Iots of naturaI disasters recentIy.

And even more corrupt officiaIs.

Another arrives today. He's weII known for his eviI ways.

Do you think Iron Monkey wiII appear?

''The Government House of Chekiang''

FoIIow me...this way.

PIease have some dim sum first. Masters, the midnight snack is ready.

Enough! Not whiIe we're Iistening for any movement on the roof.

Masters, heIp yourseIves.

''Honesty and Justice for aII''

Ifthe food isn't on time, forget it.

CIumsy fooI. Leave us! We're trying to catch Iron Monkey.

I heard the monks were brought from the ShaoIin TempIe.

Who knows?

Let's have a midnight snack.

Stop squashing me, you girIs.

Don't keep cIimbing in and out of bed.

Do you want Iron Monkey to know my treasure is down there?

- Come out! - I just want my share.

Do you reaIIy want to divide it up now?

Quick, hide!

Sir.

It's the head of security, Fox.

I've got abaIone and ginseng soup for you and your wives.

Do you think now is the time?

Don't touch it or I'II deduct haIf a year's saIary!

I wouIdn't dare.

On the roof!

There's something happening up there! Shoot!

Not even a bird can get in.

If Iron Monkey comes, we'II turn him into a hedgehog!

It is I, Iron Monkey!

Master.

Stand to, men! Stand to!

Stay caIm.

There are too many ofyou. Get out ofthe way!

Master, it's us.

Get out ofthe way, you men!

Catch him!

You men stay put.

He wants to Iead us into a trap. Stay at your posts.

Yes, sir.

You can't escape this time, Iron Monkey.

You aren't monks!

- You dare mock us ShaoIin? - To heII with ShaoIin.

You caII yourseIves ShaoIin monks?

I'II teach you impostors a Iesson!

Good aIways triumphs over eviI!

You caII yourseIf good? Aiding corruption is never good.

You know it's wrong, so don't do it!

He got in!

Honey, heIp me escape and I'II give you your share.

- It's too Iate now! - Go to heII!

Officer Cheng, set the trap off!

I am too cunning, you can't beat me!

See you Iater!

Lower the net! You're a Iucky man, sir.

You said the net was impenetrabIe! Go and take a Iook!

- Go and check the roof. - Yes, sir.

ShaoIin!

- Be carefuI. - It's very high.

Damned Iron Monkey. I'm not going to buy a coffin

before I spend aII this money. I'II thank my Iucky stars.

Your ExceIIency,

I've posted guards everywhere, I don't think he'II get in again.

What is this?

Shark fin? I toId you not to eat it!

- No, sir. - Deduct your saIary.

I broke the bowI accidentaIIy...

Your ExceIIency, there's no sign of him.

Everyone wiII be deducted a month's saIary to go to a reward.

Ifyou can't catch him, the money is mine!

Damn you aII, fooIs!

What company are you from?

Fox, you're smart, don't bIink.

Your ExceIIency, Iron Monkey!

Thank you for your donation to the fIood appeaI.

Thank you for yourjeweIs, your donation to the disaster.

Because ofyour kind donation, I won't kiII you.

You've aIready taken my Iife!

Iron Monkey is wanted again.

Let's see ifthis officer can get him.

Mr Fox, those who haven't been caught by the government must thank God.

If he's caught, then we'II thank God.

This is a IittIe gift sent to you by my master.

He intends to make the IsIamic TempIe into a brotheI.

When the appIication is submitted,

perhaps His ExceIIency wouId Iook on it favourabIy.

Say, we can make money together. How couId we make a deaI without you?

His ExceIIency is in a bad mood. I have to bargain with him directIy.

Take the gifts back or I won't be abIe to repay it if any is Iost.

Iron...

Don't mention the name, it's bad Iuck.

One month of our saIary has been deducted.

We have to pay our own medicaI biIIs.

Thank you for the money, which soIves our probIem.

Come and thank Mr Chan.

Thank you.

''Pa Cho HaII''

- OId man, is your throat sore? - Yes.

- Do you aIso have diarrhoea? - Yes.

AII right, give me your hand.

What's wrong with me, Doctor?

You are sexuaIIy overactive. Your kidney is weak.

You are aIways eating shark's fin and ginseng. Such food makes you hot.

You are too weak to afford such nutritious foods.

How can nutritious foods cause iIIness?

How is this possibIe? What shouId I do, Doctor?

I'm teIIing you the truth. It's making you weak.

One hundred doIIars.

One hundred doIIars!

I don't have that much, Doctor.

Don't worry, oId man. You can go, I won't take a penny from you.

Thank you.

Why is he free and yet you charge me so much?

You're a rich man, so your medicine is expensive.

Ifyou can't afford it, I'II prescribe cheaper medicines for you.

I not afford it? Pay him.

You reaIIy do cure him.

Thank you.

You're Iooking better.

- Doctor Yang. - Master Fox.

Good business. So many patients in your cIinic.

You are such a versatiIe doctor.

Most ofthem come from Hoi Ning. They have the pIague as weII as fIooding.

They've been waIking for three days.

What? The pIague?

It's horribIe!

Oh, here's Miss Orchid.

Obstipantia, disinfectants, check the herb Iist, don't make any mistakes.

It's as busy as a restaurant in here.

Miss Orchid.

Master Fox. What's wrong with you?

Nothing. You're getting rich from such a prosperous business.

I heard Iron Monkey was arrested, is that true?

I got him in my PaIIium Stance. He couIdn't move.

I gave him another severe bIow before he couId do anything.

That's what happened to him?

Yeah, that's what happened.

That's great that you caught Iron Monkey.

So many of my coIIeagues had been hurt,

I gave him a chance to mend his ways and I Iet him go.

Master Fox, every time you set a trap to catch Iron Monkey,

you aIways Iet him go free. You're giving him too many chances.

I guess I owe him.

He appeared two years ago when I was transferred to this town.

One day I'II tear his mask off!

Master Fox, ifyou feeI the heat, Iet go.

So hot...!

What's wrong with a Iight touch? Were you the hooker from the brotheI?

We're a IittIe short of girIs. Come and join us.

Get Iost!

How dare you!

How dare you be so rude here! Find your hookers eIsewhere.

Are you Master Fox? We are friends, pIease forgive...

This cIinic is under my protection. No vuIgar behaviour is aIIowed here!

Master Fox, show me some respect.

Ifyou do, I'II give you 100 pieces of goId.

How dare you bribe me so openIy! Take him to the ceIIs!

How dare you! I'II sue you...

You won't even get to see the governor without my say so.

Go!

''Chinese Herbs Cure Disease''

Thank you, Master Fox.

Master Fox, take this medicine for your feIIow soIdiers.

AppIy it to their wounds twice daiIy and they'II be cured in 3-4 days.

- Thank you. - Take care.

The new officer is coming,

I'm sure Iron Monkey wiII come and make troubIe.

I hope he doesn't appear again.

Master Fox, be carefuI.

- Good morning, Dr Yang. - Good morning.

Mr Fox... Are you thinking he may be Iron Monkey?

Everyone seems to be Iron Monkey in my eyes.

''Pa Cho HaII''

Cook it for Ionger, then the abaIone wiII taste much better.

You're Iying, that's not abaIone, it's just some tree bark.

A monkey screeching?

It's reaI goId! Iron Monkey has come to save us.

Give it to me. I'm in charge.

Who threw that?

It's Iron Monkey.

He's too greedy.

I'm not greedy. Let's share it amongst us. Thank you, Iron Monkey.

It's so coId... The buiIding's faIIing down!

No, it's goId, it must be Iron Monkey.

Thank you, Iron Monkey.

What's up? Work harder!

AII these refugees are so cheap. I'II get some strong men tomorrow instead!

Work harder or do you want a beating?

We haven't eaten aII day.

Right, my dog's hungry too!

Don't expect any pity. I'II empIoy someone eIse tomorrow!

A dead rat!

Who's there? Who threw that?

BuIIying kids, revoIting!

Iron Monkey reaIIy exists! Iron Monkey the MercifuI.

Iron Monkey?

Let me heIp you.

You stiII come out in this axfuI weather.

The new officer, Cheng Pak Fong arrests peopIe for no reason.

He is beating the peopIe up.

I wiII visit him tomorrow and teach him a Iesson.

VegetabIes and tofu for every meaI.

It's so boring, Master!

Are you reaIIy so poor you have to take up an officiaI post?

Ifwe can't find the money, we wouIdn't even have this to eat.

I may as weII go back to the brotheI.

It's hard work supporting aII of my nine mistresses.

OK, I'II open the storeroom and seII it aII. Then we can Ieave.

Make sure you get a good price, then we'II Ieave.

AII you think about is food.

Boy, come here.

Sir, I don't have any money Ieft.

Your saIary is worthIess. FoIIow me to the storeroom.

Sir, it is a Ietter from the capitaI.

Sir, is it a good position?

The State Governor is coming to investigate me.

If Iron Monkey appears, then we're in troubIe.

Why are you stiII standing there?

Arrest Iron Monkey. Arrest anyone who's remoteIy connected to him!

Yes, sir.

''Huang the InvincibIe's Last Apprentice''

- What move are you practising? - The Monkey's PaIm.

- ReaIIy? - Yes.

- Right, Iet's go. - Why?

You said the word 'monkey'.

The word monkey brings troubIe. Take the sign down.

Arrest those whose name is Monkey. StiII want to run away?

You Iook Iike a monkey, take him away.

Sir, since when is a sneeze an offence?

You act Iike a monkey. Take him away!

Monkey and date powder!

What are you seIIing?

Don't mention the word monkey.

Look for yourseIf.

You won't even say what you're seIIing? You must be scared.

Take him away!

- HoId on tight. - Yes, Dad.

Dad.

Fei-hung, you're oId enough to waIk on your own now!

Recite the herb Iist.

Chiretta, good for bIood. Ginseng, good for respiration.

CrocodiIe, to cure catarrh. Lizard to treat poisoning. Tin-tsi...

Tin-tsi...

To cure sweIIing, you fooI.

Tin-tsi to cure sweIIing, you fooI.

- Boss. - Master, Wong.

The herbs are aII ready.

I'm going back to Fushan tomorrow. PIease send them to my Iodgings.

No probIem.

That's aII you've made from a whoIe day's work?

Do you think this is a charity house? Ifyou have nothing, you must steaI.

Watch yourseIves.

Who did that?

Fei-hung, honest peopIe don't do such sneaky things.

Shoot at me?

Go back to the inn and practise foot work for two hours.

Go pick his pocket.

What are you doing picking pockets at your age?

I'II never do it again, sir.

I'II Iet you go this time, but you'd better not do it again.

You are Iucky. I have to practise for two hours.

What's wrong with practising?

What's so bad about steaIing?

Is it good to teach you a Iesson?

- He couId be Iron Monkey. - I think you're right.

Dad.

Stop! You're disturbing the peace. Come with us.

He stoIe my stuff.

I didn't see that, but I did see you fight. This way.

Why are they onIy arresting them?

''Honesty and Justice for aII''

Don't act so pitifuIIy!

Behind your ignorant faces,

any one ofyou may be the terribIe Iron Monkey.

Speak up! Show yourseIf!

Be sensibIe. I'II reIease anyone who speaks up.

I'II reIease those who give me any information about Iron Monkey.

Speak out!

Sir, there's a monkey fIashing his backside at you.

How dare you disgrace this court Iike this!

I hate indecency! Take him away and punish him severeIy!

Sir, you wiII be eating monkey's brain tonight.

Don't teII my mistresses.

If no one confesses, you wiII aII be fined 50 doIIars.

50 doIIars? Is that aII?

What do you expect?

Under the circumstances, each ofyou are fined 500 doIIars!

Ifyou can't pay, it's the brand for you!

Where are you now, Iron Monkey?

Ifyou were a reaI hero, you wouId come out.

You Iook pissed off.

Execute!

Dad! You can't do this without any proof, Your ExceIIency.

How dare you!

He presumes to teII you how to govern, sir.

How dare you be so rude to me at such a young age. Give him 30 Iashes!

He is just a chiId, sir.

Ifyou pIead for him, you wiII be suspect.

Your ExceIIency, he is too young. He can't take it.

If he wants to escape the punishment, he has to pay, otherwise punish him!

Don't move!

Your ExceIIency, you are punishing the innocent, Iron Monkey's here.

If it wasn't for my cunning, you'd never have come out during the day.

You're trapped! Positions, gun troop!

KiII him!

He's gone outside! Go after him!

Ifthis is how you behave, you'd best resign!

Your eyebrows! They're gone!

What? They brought me good Iuck. Now I'm going to be unIucky.

Iron Monkey, I arrest you to save the innocent.

Who are you?

- You're good. - So are you.

My foot.

It's so exciting. They're such good kung fu masters.

- Put the Iadders up. - Yes, sir!

It's a kid.

- Fei-hung, are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine.

You're a great fighter, hero.

- My father's weII known in... - Boy. He has such a big mouth.

He is as powerfuI as Iron Monkey.

Sir, Iron Monkey was here, so we're proved innocent.

May we Ieave now?

No! You couId weII be his partner.

No one wiII be reIeased untiI he is caught.

Very wise, sir.

Let us go. Show mercy, pIease, sir.

Sir, if I, Wong Kei-ying,

take responsibiIity for catching Iron Monkey, wiII you Iet them go?

- Wong Kei-ying from Canton? - Yes, sir.

Nice to meet you.

Wong Kei-ying is very famous.

More famous than me?

Wong Kei-ying, I'II show mercy this time.

Arrest Iron Monkey before seven days are up.

I wiII keep your son here in the meantime.

You're detaining my son?

Your beIongings too!

With your son in jaiI, you won't escape.

Court adjourned!

- Are you going aIone? - I'II arrest Iron Monkey soon.

Don't worry, I'II Iook after him.

Thank you.

Set them free.

He's heIping arrest Iron Monkey?

What a bastard!

Come this way. The noodIes are deIicious.

Another bowI of noodIes. I'm sure you'II enjoy such deIicious noodIes.

NoodIes, pIease.

Are you Wong Kei-ying who fought Iron Monkey?

I am.

Shame on you. I won't seII you anything. Go!

- Why? - Ask the fortune teIIer.

Why?

Can I have two buns, pIease?

I won't seII you anything, bastard.

Who are caIIing bastard?

I'II pay.

I won't seII it to you, ifyou want it you'II have to steaI it.

I'II take my money.

Thief! Wong Kei-ying is a thief! He's robbing my money! Thief!

Bastard!

Do you want a bun? Five cents each.

So expensive?

It's not expensive. I'm risking my Iife to seII to you.

I quit! I'm sorry.

Hot buns.

I'II take 20 buns.

Thanks.

They can't teII right from wrong.

Honest peopIe don't do sneaky things.

Except this time.

LuckiIy Fei-hung isn't around.

That feII on the ground, are you sure you want to eat it, my friend?

I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten in two days. I don't care if it's dirty.

I don't know why, but they refuse to seII me food here.

You seem to be a stranger here.

Don't eat that.

- Come and have some soup. - Soup?

Sorry about my stomach. I'm so hungry. If it had been rice...

You are so sIow.

You are too sIow at frying. When can I eat?

I'm sorry, Master Wong, I'm a bit sIow.

- Not at aII. - Be patient, it wiII be ready soon.

Master Wong,

we grow a speciaI kind of chiIIi, which we caII sweating, it's so hot.

Even a IittIe makes your nose run. You must try some Iater.

Water.

Are you thirsty?

Don't drink water, there's the soup.

I wasn't thirsty, I was just cIeaning my mouth so the soup tastes better.

Remember to wear an apron the next time you want to cIean your mouth.

Let me heIp you, Miss Ho.

I can prepare some dishes from home for you.

GoIden chicken, it smeIIs deIicious! Master Wong, you are a great cook.

My wife passed away a whiIe ago, so I do aII the housework myseIf.

Master Wong, we are honoured to have you cooking for us.

It's onIy Cantonese food, pIease try some.

WeII, Iet us Northerners and Southerners sit down together.

Let me make some Northern speciaIity noodIes for you.

The first sIice, God's bIessing.

The second sIice, no more naturaI disasters.

The third, peace and prosperity.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

The wine brings friends together.

To aII the friends we've known.

Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Master Wong, what is worrying you?

I am thinking of my son.

I have aII this great food here.

But my son is behind bars and I don't know if he's eaten at aII.

I don't know if anyone is Iooking after him.

Dr Yang, have you heard of Iron Monkey?

Yes, I've heard the taIk. Do you want to find him?

If I catch him, I'II chop his head off!

Is he your enemy?

The governor is keeping my son in jaiI untiI I arrest Iron Monkey.

If I can't catch him, my son and I can never go back to Fushan.

Both the good and bad are against us.

- What's your son's name? - Wong Fei-hung.

Wong Fei-hung.

I won't bother you any further.

The quicker I catch Iron Monkey, the quicker I see my son.

Dr Yang, Miss Ho, I'II repay you one day.

See you soon.

Master Wong, knock on the door when you are tired.

We stay up quite Iate.

- Thank you. - Take care.

- Orchid... - I know, you're going for the boy.

The officers won't Iook after him.

Take the medicine box. It wiII heIp.

I'm thirsty, some water, pIease.

Shut up!

Why does this chiId sIeep the whoIe day Iong?

Is he OK? Does he need to see a doctor?

Whoever Ioses has to drink.

Master Fox...

Open the gate.

Wong Fei-hung, you have a visitor.

His forehead is hot and his mouth is dry, Dr Yang. I think he is sick.

He can't stay here any more.

It's Iucky we discovered it now. Many peopIe have caught the pIague.

The pIague?

It's not that bad, don't panic.

We're not panicking, we're just afraid.

The investigator wiII arrive in the next two days.

I can't take care of him.

Master Fox, conditions here are appaIIing. Let him stay in my house.

Sorry to troubIe you.

Don't start anything or I'II punish you!

We won't cause any troubIe. We're happy you're moving him.

Dad's umbreIIa.

Master Wong!

- Come over for a midnight snack. - OK.

Having a hotpot on the roof makes it taste even nicer.

I've never done it before.

- HeIp yourseIf. - AII right.

Master Fox, thank you for Iooking after my son.

Master Wong, ifyou can't catch Iron Monkey on time,

I'II work something out so you and your son can Ieave.

Don't worry.

But you might get in troubIe.

I may be a bad officiaI, but I can protect myseIf.

A hero shouId be respected.

Hero?

PeopIe hoId thieves up as heroes.

In fact, we are aII just water in the pot,

heated by the burning fire.

Ifthe fire keeps burning, the water wiII dry up.

Who can put out the fire?

When wiII we get good officiaIs?

Damn it! Who's bIocking the chimney?

Iron Monkey?

Hey! Wait for me!

Which one ofyou is Iron Monkey?

I am Master Fox, you are under arrest.

Kidnap a woman? A rapist?

- The ShaoIin PaIm? - You practise ShaoIin kung fu.

- So what? - Are you ShaoIin apprentices?

A monk?

No Shadow Kick!

- The Super EagIe's CIaw! - Your master is the monk, Hin Hung.

You are a ShaoIin rebeI.

Dad, Iook out.

Here comes Iron Monkey. Be carefuI.

Fei-hung.

It's you.

TeII Dad I'm OK.

The oId one worries about the young one.

The young one worries about the oId one.

Such a caring father and son.

I know who you are.

What did he say?

Ask him when he wakes up.

DifficuIt to distinguish you

A face ofweariness

It's difficuIt to predict my fate

Orchid, Peony, come and greet the guests.

My son.

My son.

It's time to see cIients again. It's been nine months. Get ready.

How dare you stab me!

Bitch!

I want to redeem Miss Ho.

Take the three goId pieces.

WiIIows and fIowers foIIow the wind

A doctor cares for patients from aII parts

Maybe for the fuIfiIment of our commitment

Count the fortune ofyour Iife

You go that way and you go that way.

How can you mess up in the Governor's house?

Shit! Where is the Governor?

HoId it...

You want to see His ExceIIency. Do you have an appointment?

Idiot! Does the investigator need one?

Use the royaI fan to hit these bastards.

The royaI fan?

Looks Iike this pIace hasn't changed much.

I didn't see you on my Iast patroI.

- Are you new? - I've been here two years now.

Did you check his identification?

I didn't dare, I'm onIy a junior.

Stop moving. I'm getting aII wet!

Give me a kiss.

Turn your head.

How can I fix it whiIe you move about so much?

Do a good job for me.

Who are you?

You knew I was coming.

Look at the time. How can you pIay in such a way?

Your ExceIIency.

Get the documents. Come and see me once you are dressed.

Yes, sir.

I'm a busy man. Don't waste my time.

The royaI fan?

Isn't that the royaI fan?

I had the pIeasure of being hit with it.

Have you seen his royaI seaI?

I'm onIy a junior, I dared not ask.

Idiot. HeIp me get dressed.

How can you be Governor? These documents are a mess!

PIease forgive me, sir.

- Pick them up. - Yes, sir.

May I see the royaI seaI?

You can't have done this job Iong. Don't you know who I am?

Bring me my briefcase.

Where are my papers?

What's this?

Iron Monkey?!

Iron Monkey? What is it?

He is a notorious criminaI.

He commits aII sorts of horribIe crimes.

This is ridicuIous!

I didn't bIame you for not keeping the peace,

but how can you aIIow thieves in this house?

How can you be Governor?

PIease forgive me.

How can my officiaI seaI turn into a monkey?

''Honesty and Justice for aII''

Court in session!

They Iook innocent, but in reaIity they may be that vicious Iron Monkey!

Confess now!

- Who stoIe the seaI? - Hand it over!

Don't act so innocent in front of me.

Your ExceIIency, I think...

I'm a kind-hearted officiaI. I Iove my citizens.

But you can't be soft with these guys!

He sounds famiIiar to me.

You aIways say that. It proves you come from the same cIass.

You won't confess?

Then I must teach you a Iesson.

Very wise. Give them a warning.

Fox!

I know it's you.

Give Governor Cheng 30 Iashes!

Sir, it's an order. I can't heIp it.

Go ahead!

Enough! Enough! I have an idea, sir, pIease...

TeII me, then.

Get Iost!

Your ExceIIency, I hope these documents are sufficient.

You're smart to come up with this idea in such a short time.

Come here, come on.

Again, Your ExceIIency?

Sir...

It's a shame to see a smart guy Iike you wasting away in this pIace.

Thank you, sir.

I'II depIoy you to another province.

- Choose for yourseIf. - Choose myseIf?

I'II choose a weaIthy pIace.

I'm going to be rich!

It's worth being hit.

You return first and organise my trip.

Yes, sir.

- Governor Cheng. - Yes, sir.

Open the stores and donate the food to the pubIic. This wiII Iook good.

I'II report to the Emperor.

Thank you, sir.

Go on, open the stores and hand out the food.

Hurry up.

Put the food on the cart.

QuickIy, we must deIiver it.

Next month, I'II be moving to Canton. WouId you give me some advice, sir?

As an officer you've observed four righteous ruIes and four witty ruIes.

The four righteous ruIes are

to repay for merits, to fIatter, to Iiase and to aIIy.

Anyone who is skiIIed in appIying these ruIes wiII be prosperous.

And the four witty ruIes?

To create discord, to reprobate, to frame and to set others up.

How wise you are. You have my greatest respect.

You've aIready Iearnt how to fIatter.

I didn't mean to.

Just remember poIitics is Iike a dream.

Don't take it too seriousIy and you'II be fine.

Then you'II Iive Iong and prosper.

Prepare the sedan chair for His ExceIIency.

Chiretta, good for bIood.

Ginseng for respiration.

CrocodiIe to cure catarrh. Lizard to treat poisoning.

Tin-tsi...tin-tsi...

You fooI! Don't hit me, Dad!

Dad.

Stick out your tongue.

Come on, stick out your tongue.

A sIight fever.

Dr Yang isn't here. I'II give you some medicine.

Ifthe fever doesn't subside, come and see Dr Yang.

Thank you, Miss Ho.

I've borrowed the piIIs to raise money for my trip.

I must save my dad. I'II repay you in the future.

Thank you.

Thank you for watching.

Ladies and gentIemen,

my father and I were separated and I need money to get home.

I've no choice but to seII our secret famiIy Iife-saving piII.

30 cents each.

LittIe master, you heIped us before, now we'II heIp you.

Get Iost!

Your dad hurt us before, kid. Now it's our turn to hurt you.

Honest peopIe don't do sneaky things.

- I'm Wong Fei-hung. And you? - Chiu Tin Pa.

Run Wong Fei-hung!

After him!

Make way!

You piece of shit! BuIIying a smaII boy.

You have no future.

Your mother wouId rather have a bun than you.

- Nice moves. WeII done! - Thank you.

Watch out, hot water!

Watch out yourseIf!

You ruined my stuff.

You IittIe bastard!

Turn around.

Give me that.

Boss, I'II pay for the damages.

- Enough? - More than enough.

Too much.

How come my kung fu is so good?

Wong Fei-hung, you are great...

Do you take students?

I'm not quaIified to teach you. Put me down.

Shut up!

Who is Wong Fei-hung?

That's me.

That's him.

A dragon? A worm, more Iike!

CaII someone bigger than you.

I'm this big. Ifyou want me to be bigger, wait a few years.

ChaIIenge me? I speciaIise in taming smaII kids.

You're so powerfuI.

If I catch you, you wiII suffer.

Come and get me. You can't keep up.

Let's go for a run.

You're Iike a Iump ofwood. Can't you keep up?

If I can't beat you, I'II retire.

I beat you. Retire.

He's reaIIy retired so quickIy?

That was easy.

- LittIe worm. - Crazy nut, another nasty show?

I've got thick skin.

- Stop taIking to him. - Shut up! He was Iucky. Get Iost.

Who hit me?

A stone.

Fei-hung, get up.

Come on.

Why did you sneak away?

I'm sorry, Auntie. I wanted to find my dad.

I'II think of a way. Let's go.

''The Emperor's RoyaI Officers''

WeIcome, Your ExceIIency.

Summon the Governor.

Summon the Governor!

Summon me? Is the investigator back again?

Where does this monk come from?

You dare sit in my chair? Take him away and cIose down the tempIe.

Why don't you come to greet the investigator?

You're the investigator?!

Another one.

This time I've got to see your royaI seaI.

My ruIe is to kiII before investigating.

Is that another note from Iron Monkey?

We've no money Ieft.

He is the reaI one.

Your ExceIIency.

So you'II serve me now?

Yes, sir! Wash aII the dishes and prepare a banquet.

Yes, sir.

His ExceIIency wouId Iike some chicken and shark fin.

Of course, of course.

The rod is bIind, it sweeps away aII injustice.

Strong force that switches north and south.

Fei-hung, your turn.

Seek the way.

Fisherman's PaddIe!

DoubIe FIight from the Sea!

OId Branches on the Ground!

Open Both Up and Down!

Rod that CaIms the CentraI!

- Is he your first apprentice? - You are the first.

He is yourjunior.

His dad wiII fight with you sooner or Iater.

I reaIIy hope he doesn't come.

Ifyou Iose...

That's why I'm teaching him how to use the rod.

At Ieast I get a foIIower.

Come on, Fei-hung.

Dad!

They shouId meet each other.

- Thank you. - My pIeasure.

StiII in one piece.

Dad, don't worry. A man shouId be dignified.

Fei-hung hasn't made you Iose face.

Good. I'm gIad you've grown up. My worries are over.

Thank you for saving my son Fei-hung.

My pIeasure.

PIease...

HeIp yourseIves.

I heard there were some refugees coming into town.

Iron Monkey wiII be around then.

Fei-hung, take this.

Fei-hung! No.

You can't eat roast duck, you're iII. Let go.

From my diagnosis he shouIdn't eat so much.

You have it, Dr Yang.

You don't need a speciaI diet with my medicines.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

The Po Chi Lam CIinic prescription is quite effective.

Fei-hung is stiII young, his stomach is too weak to take such greasy food.

Brother Wong, you'd not put it this way. But there is a basic Iaw.

Since he's just recovered, he has no appetite. This wiII give him one.

It doesn't matter what he eats, as Iong as he does.

Not at aII.

You'II never finish your meaI ifyou keep arguing.

I'm sorry.

''The Government House of Chekiang''

It's nice to be so reIaxed about things. You stiII have your women...

I'd Iove to be a monk Iike you.

What a waste of my taIent.

Goodbye sweet Iadies.

The dream has faded.

I must get some money to buy an officer's post.

My Iast prayers, I can't beIieve I have to bury you here.

BIess me that I won't be tortured in future.

After I've buried you, I'II have to seII myseIf.

Protect my future descendants from such suffering as I've experienced.

You don't have to seII yourseIf.

Take this money and bury your husband.

- Thank you. - My pIeasure.

Dead monkey, I'II bury you!

It's a trap.

Right.

A rich city merchant hired us.

You'd better surrender, Iron Monkey, or eIse.

You impostors!

I'II remove your mask.

You bastards.

You're even worse than those greedy officers.

The Virgin's Sword Stance.

How can you caII yourseIf a virgin?

You're so ugIy, you Iook more Iike a pig!

Lo Han's DoubIe-Edged Sword!

You don't know one side ofthe sword from the other!

Take your hands off!

Why don't you Ieave? You caII yourseIves martiaI artists?

You have to beat me too before you Ieave.

ShaoIin King Kong PaIm.

Your kung fu is good. You even recognise my ShaoIin King Kong PaIm.

It's nothing speciaI.

Then try my Nothing SpeciaI move.

You can't escape from me.

Iron Monkey?

ShaoIin PaIm?

The FIying Monk?

Right, I'm the master ofthe FIying Monk.

Monk, you rebeIIed against ShaoIin.

It was you who burnt the ShaoIin TempIe.

There are no ruIes. Human beings die for fortune. Birds die for feed!

Preach to your dead coIIeagues.

How dare you chaIIenge me.

- TeII me your name. - Wong Kei-ying.

Wong Kei-ying, your kung fu is Iike nothing I've seen before.

You're right.

No Shadow Kick, the Wong famiIy move.

King Kong PaIm!

You don't know when to give up. I might as weII finish you off!

Wind and Thunder King Kong PaIm!

Lo Han PaIm!

Once you've feIt my King Kong PaIm, you've no chance of survivaI.

Are you OK?

Where are you hurt?

Get the needIes for me.

I was hit by the King Kong PaIm.

ReIease the poisoned bIood first, then give me the antidote.

ReIease the bIood.

Take down the Iist of medicines now.

One centipede.

The taiI of a scorpion.

The gaII of a bear.

One viper.

One Iizard...

Big brother, wake up! Any other medicines?

Wake up.

Dr Yang!

Dad, are you OK?

Fei-hung, dad is hurt, get Dr Yang now.

Who is he?

Iron Monkey?!

Dad!

- What are you doing, Fei-hung? - Stop, Dad, he isn't Iron Monkey.

How dare you contradict your father.

Master Wong.

Is Dr Yang Iron Monkey?

Dad!

I just want to inspect Dr Yang's wound.

SiIIy boy!

Miss Orchid, pIease get up.

King Kong PaIm?!

Fight poison with poison. It's a vaIuabIe treatment.

What an exceIIent doctor he is.

- Fei-hung, get a pen and ink ready. - Yes, Dad.

There are no norms and no ruIes

You are trapped in a corner

There is nowhere to run

- GoId can't change - GoId can't change

- Sad for bIood - Sad for bIood

ReIease the bIood and revitaIise the souI

ReIease the bIood and revitaIise the souI

A curse that wouId put you to death

- Emergency aid - Emergency aid

- One chance for Iife - One chance for Iife

The onIy way out is death

Hurry up! Cure him.

Dad!

Iron Monkey and Wong Kei-ying are both hurt.

Check aII the cIinics. Arrest aII those who are hurt!

Yes, sir!

Such medicines can cure aII sorts of iIInesses.

Po Chi Lam CIinic is reaIIy prestigious.

To cure poison with poisonous insects.

The impact ofyour cIinic on medicine in the future wiII be enormous.

However, wiII you take me to court?

I can't right now, but you wiII be arrested one day.

Take my advice and mend your ways.

My father was a righteous officer when Wei Zhou was deposed.

His coIIeagues were greedy and stoIe food.

My father was kiIIed because ofthem.

How can the officers save others when they can't even save themseIves?

You can even buy an officer's post.

Ifthere were fewer greedy officers in the worId,

we wouIdn't need Iron Monkey.

- Who is it? - Master Fox.

- Where is Dr Yang? - He is out.

- Where is Wong Fei-hung? - He's with Dr Yang.

Damn it!

The investigator wants them arrested.

Why?

TeII them to Ieave immediateIy.

Master Wong...

I heard.

I can't imagine they're going to arrest me.

Dad, Iet's Ieave now.

Fei-hung, you can't foIIow me, it's very dangerous.

Go back to Fushan by yourseIf.

If I don't return...

you take care ofyourseIf.

Yes, Dad.

Fei-hung, a man shouId be as strong as steeI.

I understand.

A man shouId shed bIood, not tears.

- Do you understand? - Don't worry, Dad.

Dr Yang, pIease Iook after my dad.

If anything happens, pIease Iet me know.

Of course.

Dad, don't worry about me.

Fei-hung, have you forgotten my words aIready?

Don't cry!

Repeat what I said before.

A man shouId be as strong as steeI. A man shouId shed bIood, not tears.

Master Wong, I'II show you the back way out.

- We'II find a safe hiding pIace. - Fine.

Dad.

Don't worry, I'II take care of Fei-hung.

Fei-hung, go inside. I'II answer it.

- Open the door! - Open the door!

Open up!

A girI! A pretty girI.

What do you want? Aren't you monks ashamed ofyourseIves?

A monk stiII needs pretty girIs.

Let's enjoy ourseIves. Do you want our Iives to be empty?

The Tum Ma move?!

She knows kung fu. There's something strange about this cIinic.

Stranger than you?

I'II show you!

Ether powder.

We got her.

Look at that face. She's so attractive.

Let's Iisten to her screams.

We'II do our best to entertain you. I guarantee a pIeasant surprise.

We'II heIp ourseIves.

See how nervous she is. She must be very anxious.

ReIax, this won't take Iong.

Go to heII you bastard monks!

Monks aren't monks, officers aren't officers. BuIIshit!

You IittIe bastard, do you want to die?

Auntie, Ieave now!

Do you want to go in?

Carry the Bow and Shoot the Moon!

Monkey's Rod!

DoubIe FIight from the Sea!

Fisherman's PaddIe!

What are you reciting?

Too many stances.

Don't Iet his stances put you off.

Rod that Sweeps Away aII Injustice!

Very powerfuI.

Strong Force that Switches North and South!

Don't Iet him recite. No more!

Over the Top...

Under the Earth!

Stop for a minute.

I don't think so.

Let's see you dance.

Left, right, Ieft, right, Ieft, right. HaIt!

GoIden Snake Goes Into the HoIe, GoIden Snake Comes Out ofthe HoIe!

Back to the start.

OId witch! Are you trying to scare the ghosts?

Then you can be a ghost.

No Shadow Kick!

Iron Monkey is Buddha.

The goId which he gave us can't be spent frivoIousIy.

Ifwe spend it aII there won't be any more.

Dr Yang, Master Wong, dinner is ready. Let's eat.

Thank you.

There are onIy two bowIs. What about you?

We have a big abaIone.

Don't Iie to us.

We'II have the big abaIone, you take the rice.

WeII, we'II share these bowIs of rice.

We've aIready eaten. Here.

I don't even Iike rice.

- We've eaten. Here. - I don't Iike rice.

Miss Ho is here.

Big brother, Fei-hung's been arrested by the soIdiers.

What?

What's wrong with you?

Orchid, Orchid!

It must be the monks. Orchid!

She seems to be suffering from ether poisoning. Orchid!

Wake her up first.

Wong Fei-hung, teII us where your father is.

Your dad is here. Greet him now. Damn baIdy!

Tough guy, I'II teach you a Iesson you won't forget.

Wait! Ifwe kiII him, we'II never find Wong Kei-ying.

You're a traitor!

How dare you beat me, the head of security!

Master Fox!

Master Fox!

Look out!

Hin Hung, Iet Wong Fei-hung go.

You're not the Iron Monkey I met.

Iron Monkey is Iron Monkey.

Hin Hung, prepare to meet your death!

Iron Monkey is here.

Catch Fei-hung!

The FIying SIeeves!

Come here!

Wong Kei-ying or Iron Monkey, you stiII have to die!

KiII them both!

Go to heII!

See the Dart!

- You can't save him now. - Have pity.

You've come to heIp.

You must aII be in the same gang!

CaII yourseIf a kung fu master? You're useIess!

Don't bIock my way.

Be gone!

Take Fei-hung away.

Your ExceIIency! Your ExceIIency!

Take him away.

FIying SIeeves? What happened to ShaoIin PaIm?

You didn't die from my paIm? You're tough, huh?

You are an investigator yet you yourseIf are underhand.

You are a disgrace to your profession!

Let's fight, then!

Hurry up!

Stay where you are!

I'II be a Iaughing stock if I Iet you bastards escape!

OId traitor, Iet's see how many stances you can resist.

You joined forces with Iron Monkey and brought shame on our schooI.

You have no right to caII me a traitor.

Stop pretending to be so righteous. If it weren't for bastards Iike you,

there wouIdn't be a need for Iron Monkey!

FIying SIeeves!

Come here!

The Fifth Brother's Rod!

OId traitor!

Come on.

ShaoIin King Kong PaIm!

- No Shadow Kick! - FIying Leg!

I'm coming! Damn you, baIdy!

Fei-hung, don't! It's too dangerous.

Up the poIes.

Hey! It's burning. Get down.

The fire is burning the poIes.

Dad! Iron Monkey! Run!

Hin Hung, I can't defeat you on the ground, but your baIance is bad.

- I'II beat you on the poIes. - WeII, come on then.

Let me take your pIace.

Watch out!

Offthe poIes.

Not good enough.

Attack the Iower part. I'II go first.

No Shadow Kick!

Hit him!

King Kong FaIIs!

You're no better.

ShaoIin King Kong PaIm!

Iron Monkey, catch!

Monkey Hangs on the Dried Tree!

Push him down! The monk is Iosing.

Not so easy!

A Thousand Hand Move!

Kick him off!

Hit him!

FaII down!

It's hooked.

When the wooden poIes burn, we'II have to fight in the fire.

Down, dog!

Stay where you are. A return for you, monk!

I'II sweep away aII the poIes.

Iron Monkey, over here!

There's onIy one poIe Ieft, you're going to faII!

It's going!

Stand at the two ends.

You can't stand properIy.

Don't worry about us.

The poIe under your feet won't Iast much Ionger.

You'II be buried in this sea offire.

Kick the poIe and push me across.

- The door is open. - One poIe to the sky.

Monk, we tricked you. One poIe to the sea!

You are totaIIy wicked. Down to the fire!

- Hurry up! Throw the rod here. - OK!

Catch!

Dad.

I'm fine.

I thought I was never going to see you again.

Why doesn't anybody care about me?

Don'tjust stand there, Ieave now.

Go!

''Train Station''

Master Wong, who knows when we'II meet again?

Dr Yang, Miss Ho, why don't you come to Fushan to visit us?

Auntie, you must come.

Master Wong, I'm sorry I'm Iate.

Ah, you've come to see us off though you're so busy.

Don't mention it. I'm busy catching Iron Monkey.

Another new officer is coming.

I hope he is a good one.

WeII, we must say goodbye. Fei-hung, Iet's go.

Take care.

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