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Mr. Dobson, paging Mr. Dobson,
paging Mr. Dobson, Mr. Dobson.
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What was that?
What the--
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- Are you Dobson?
- No, I'm not Dobson.
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What do I know about Dobson?
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- Paging Mr. Dobson.
- Paging Mr. Dobson.
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- How do you like that?
- Mr. Dobson.
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Well, anything I
can do for you boys?
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No. No, not a thing.
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No, I don't tell fortunes.
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Paging Mr. Dobson,
walking in here like that.
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What kind of a place is this?
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- Who are you?
- Who am I?
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I'm the fellow forgot to tip
the bellboys, that's who I am.
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I don't worry about whether
you tip them or not.
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The only thing that the bellboys
and I have in common
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is that we split the tips.
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Well, you and I are
going to get along fine.
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What are your rates?
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Our $3 rooms are $5 and
our $5 rooms are $7.
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I'd like a $2 room for $2.
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You want a $2 room?
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A $2 room for $2, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh, you're thinking of
the Jefferson Hotel.
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The Jefferson Hotel?
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Well, what's-- what's
the name of this hotel?
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Joe, what's the
name of this hotel?
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Why, the Jefferson.
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- Certainly was a surprise to me.
- Oh, well, you wouldn't know.
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You were only here 10 years.
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Oh, thanks, a pen with every room.
Well, well, well, that's--
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No, no, no, just put your
name down in the book.
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Oh, your register right here.
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Yeah, your name,
down there in the book.
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- My own name, uh.
- Your name.
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My name, what is the-- um,
how do you spell Burns, please?
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- B-U-R-N-S.
- Thanks very much.
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B-U-R-N-S, that's lovely.
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Well--
Uh, what is that?
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What are those things?
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What is that?
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- Mosquitoes.
- Mosquitoes?
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Well, I don't mind a few
mosquitoes in the room,
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but when they start
to come down and look
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what room you're getting,
that's a little much for me.
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Never mind my room.
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Say, what are you kicking about?
Now, what do you want?
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Do you want a room with running
water and without a bath,
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or do you want a room without
a bath and with running water?
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I'd r-- I'd like a room with a bath,
with running water,
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but without mosquitoes.
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That's what I'd like.
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Take a number.
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What?
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Yeah, take a number.
Take any number at all.
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- Just take a number.
- A number, 10.
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10, good.
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Now, uh, divide it by two.
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What is that?
Uh, five.
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Right, now add eight.
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- 13.
- 13, right.
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Joe, give him room 45.
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Ouch, uh, 45.
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Well, I'll see you girls later.
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I'm Jacques McDoodle, and
I want a nice single room for $1.
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I'll give you a single room for $2.
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Nay, nay, nay.
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I'm all alone, and I want
a nice single room for $1.
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We're all out of single $1 rooms.
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Ah, well, go on, go
on, get out, go on.
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Go, on get out.
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You, as well, go on, go on,
go on, go on, go, on, go on.
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Could I interrupt that card game?
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Oh, and I was winning, too.
What do you want?
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I'd like to have two
cigars for a quarter.
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Here's a $5 bill.
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Anything else, please?
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Yes, I'd like $4.75.
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Oh, no, we have
no cigars for $4.75.
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Who wants cigars for $4.75?
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- Who--
- I want cigars two for a quarter.
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Oh, I think it's awfully silly
to buy $4.75 cigars
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when they're only
two for a quarter.
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Well, who's going to pay $4.75?
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Well, never mind the whole affair.
Here, give me back my $5 bill.
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Oh, no, we never refund money.
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And besides, you should
have counted your change
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before you left the counter.
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- I didn't leave the counter.
- Oh.
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I didn't get any change.
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I didn't get any cigars.
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Oh, now, look, am I going to
have the same trouble with you
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I had with this other fella?
I'm going to call the detective.
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Hey, Mr. Sweeney, Mr. Sweeney?
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Uh, Mr. Sweeney,
would you like a cigar?
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- Why, sure.
- Come here, Mr. Sweeney.
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I want to tell you something.
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Look, Mr. Sweeney,
this man gave me $5,
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and he bought two cigars
for $0.25.
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So how much do I owe him?
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$4.75.
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Yeah, and $4.75 from
$5 leaves how much?
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$0.25.
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Yeah, and how much
are these two cigars?
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$0.25.
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Well, that makes us
even, doesn't it?
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Why, certainly.
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Well, then throw that crook out.
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He had no business
telling me I was wrong.
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Say, have we got a--
Listen, you don't understand.
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I know what I'm saying.
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- I'm working here.
- This woman--
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Right this way.
You got some nerve.
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Oh, what is that,
dancing in the lobby?
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- Yeah.
- Why, that's silly.
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That's foolish.
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- Uh, Miss.
- What?
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How much are those
cigarettes there?
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- $0.25.
- I'll have that, please.
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I'll have that.
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Thank you very, very much.
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Now, here's your $4.75 change.
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- $4.75?
- Yes.
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No, I gave you $0.25, not $5.
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Now, look am I going to have
the same trouble with you that I
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had with the other fella?
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Oh, no, no, you're not going
to have any trouble with me.
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I mean, I'll keep this.
I haven't got a dime.
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- I'm a pauper.
- You're a what?
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- I'm a pauper.
- Oh, congratulations!
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Boy or girl?
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No, I said a pauper, not a piper.
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And don't ask me what
that means, I don't know.
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Uh, well, I'll see you again.
I mean, I have things to do.
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Oh, where are you going?
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Oh, I stay here a week, and then
I go to Florida for three weeks.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, gee, I wish I could go
to Florida for my birthday.
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They say the winter sport
sin Florida are great.
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There are no winter
sports in Florida.
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Oh, no?
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Well, one of them
gave me that bracelet.
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Oh, that's good.
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It turned out to be a joke.
That's awfully good.
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Well, I couldn't get to Florida
any how for my birthday.
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- I'm going to Hollywood.
- Hollywood?
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Oh, that's a nice place
to spend your birthday.
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- Yeah, I'm going in pictures.
- In pictures?
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Yeah, I made up my mind
I'm going to be a picture star.
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And then, you see,
I could benefit by the mistakes
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other people made.
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Now, take Mary Pickford and
Charlie Chaplin and Douglas Fairbanks.
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If they'd been managed right,
they would have been stars.
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Listen, I'd like to
ask you something.
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When you were small,
did you fall on something
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or did something fall on you?
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- What happened to you?
- No, not that I remember.
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Some little thing happened.
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I can't-- oh, when I was born,
I was so surprised,
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I couldn't talk for
a year and a half.
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- Oh, no, that's--
- Maybe that?
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No, no, that's not enough.
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Some little thing happened,
like you falling on your funny bone
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and ruining your hat.
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- No.
- Try to think.
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No, I've always been smart.
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Oh, fine, I'm glad to hear that.
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I mean, I'm going to find out
whether or not you're smart.
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Oh, you'll see.
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All right, mention three
different kinds of nuts.
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Uh, walnuts, chestnuts,
and, uh, forget-me-nuts.
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That's fine. I was wrong.
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I mean, I thought
you weren't so smart.
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Is there anybody in the
family as smart as you?
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Well, my sister's smarter.
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- She's smarter?
- Yes.
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- Sort of an imbecile?
- Yes.
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Oh, well, fine.
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- What does your sister do?
- My sister's in pictures, too.
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Yeah.
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I bet you know all about
these pictures now.
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Oh, certainly, I read
up on them, you know.
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- Read up on them?
- Mm-hm.
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Did you did you ever
hear of Rin Tin Tin?
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Yeah, ooh, there's a girl who
knows how to wear clothes.
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Well, I mean, I've got to go.
After that last crack, I--
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- I--
- Oh, don't go.
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I want to do some
imitations for you.
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I do very good imitations
of the picture stars.
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Do you do them good?
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Yeah, I do them so
good, you wouldn't even
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know who they are.
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Well, that's fine.
That's hard that way.
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Well, go on, give an imitation.
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- I'll do my best one, huh?
- Yes, your best one.
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All right, this is, um, uh.
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This-- isn't it funny?
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I can't think who it is.
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That's the best one.
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Uh, look, what is it-- what is it
when you have a business,
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and you don't do sowell,
and you lose money.
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What do you call that?
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- You fail.
- No.
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You go bankrupt.
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Yeah, George Bankrupt,
that's the one.
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Oh, well, George Bankrupt.
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Uh, where's that girl
that was just here?
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Yeah, who?
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- Where's the girl I was talking to?
- Well, that's me!
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That's you.
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- Yes.
- I didn't know you.
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I thought that was
George Bankrupt standing there.
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- You see?
- How do you like that.
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That-- that's the nearest
thing to a Bankrupt
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I've seen in years.
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- I told you.
- Yes.
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Maybe-- maybe you
could give an imitation
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of that new German
star that just
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came over with Emil Jannings.
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What's--
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Oh, Marlene Dietrich.
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- That's the one, Marlene Dietrich.
- Oh, sure, I do him very well.
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- You do him very well?
- Yes.
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- You can't do her, Emil Jannings?
- No.
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- But you can do him.
- Yes.
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Well, fine, do him.
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Dietrich and Bankrupt
worked-- uh, they work
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- a whole lot alike, don't they?
- Yeah.
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That's fine.
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You know what part would
fit you in pictures?
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What?
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Just the way you stand,
I can see that, a vampire.
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You'd make a great vampire.
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Oh, no, I don't
know anything about baseball.
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I don't think I could do that.
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I said a vampire, not an umpire.
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Oh, what's the difference?
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I don't know.
I'm stuck myself.
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You know who you
remind me-- you know,
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I'm going to find out
whether or not you're going
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to be a success in pictures.
- Yeah, well I am going to be.
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I mean, I would like to
prove this to myself.
245
00:08:28,963 --> 00:08:31,209
- Do you know how to play sad parts?
- Make people cry?
246
00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,262
- Yeah, that's the best thing I do.
- You're telling me.
247
00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:33,978
Yeah.
248
00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:35,875
Well, you and I are going
to play a little bit.
249
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,131
- Want to act with me?
- Mm-hm.
250
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,374
All right, now I'm a director,
and you're a mother.
251
00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:41,734
Oh, no, I'm not even married.
252
00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:42,986
I couldn't do that.
253
00:08:43,052 --> 00:08:45,198
- You must have a mother.
- You be the mother.
254
00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,731
- Me, the mother?
- Yes.
255
00:08:46,797 --> 00:08:48,430
Well, all right, then,
have it your way.
256
00:08:48,531 --> 00:08:50,763
You're the mother, and
I’m the director, all right?
257
00:08:50,804 --> 00:08:52,499
- Yeah, that's better.
- Fine.
258
00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,052
Now, you're looking
out of the window.
259
00:08:54,093 --> 00:08:55,530
The baby plays with
a ball, and a truck
260
00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:56,918
comes along and kills the baby.
261
00:08:56,959 --> 00:09:00,569
- That ought to make you feel sad.
- Yeah, oh. Yes.
262
00:09:00,813 --> 00:09:02,219
You'll do fine in pictures.
263
00:09:02,328 --> 00:09:03,756
Well, look out of the window.
264
00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:05,291
Yeah, ooh, it's too high.
265
00:09:05,405 --> 00:09:06,594
I get so dizzy.
266
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,520
Oh, no, that has nothing
to do with the window.
267
00:09:08,561 --> 00:09:10,102
You've been dizzy for years.
268
00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,795
Anyway, we'll play the
scene right out there.
269
00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:13,479
All right, now, the baby's
playing with a ball.
270
00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,335
A truck comes along the street,
40 miles an hour.
271
00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,500
Men scream, women scream.
272
00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:18,018
The baby goes to lift up the ball.
273
00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,417
The truck hits the baby,
and the baby is killed.
274
00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:21,870
Now, act, act!
275
00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:24,034
Oh, oh, my poor boy.
276
00:09:25,769 --> 00:09:26,973
- That's it.
- That's good.
277
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:27,725
I like it.
278
00:09:27,766 --> 00:09:29,977
See, I didn't have to cry aloud.
It was only my stepson.
279
00:09:30,018 --> 00:09:32,546
You see, you know, when you act,
you do remind me a whole lot--
280
00:09:32,587 --> 00:09:34,471
Now, don't tell me,
don't tell me, I know.
281
00:09:34,512 --> 00:09:36,331
I was taken once for Clara Bow.
282
00:09:36,578 --> 00:09:38,163
You were taken once for Clara Bow.
283
00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:39,840
I was taken twice
for grand larceny.
284
00:09:39,964 --> 00:09:40,750
Yeah.
285
00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:43,317
Oh, and you don't
look a bit like him.
286
00:09:43,534 --> 00:09:44,618
You know--
287
00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:45,639
I don't look--
he's fat and short.
288
00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,291
Yeah.
289
00:09:46,332 --> 00:09:47,479
I know him very well.
With blue eyes.
290
00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:48,913
- Yeah.
- Yeah, Joe Larceny's brother.
291
00:09:48,953 --> 00:09:52,499
George, dear, get a deck of cards,
and we'll play honeymoon bridge.
292
00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:55,250
- I'll ring for the elevator.
- I'll be right with you, darling.
293
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,245
I'll be right with you.
294
00:09:56,311 --> 00:09:58,953
Some cards, please, bridge
cards, if you don't mind.
295
00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,939
Thank you very much.
Eh, do you play bridge?
296
00:10:02,057 --> 00:10:03,721
No, I don't, but
I do card tricks.
297
00:10:03,762 --> 00:10:05,459
- Card tricks?
- I do very good card tricks.
298
00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:06,558
Want to see me do one?
299
00:10:06,599 --> 00:10:07,891
Oh, no, no, you're not
going to start that with me.
300
00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,426
Look, it'll only take a second.
Just watch this.
301
00:10:09,466 --> 00:10:11,501
This is awfully good.
Look, nothing,
302
00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:14,355
ace of spades,
nothing, ace of spades.
303
00:10:14,421 --> 00:10:16,347
- Just a minute, one minute.
- Nothing.
304
00:10:16,436 --> 00:10:17,766
Where are the cards?
305
00:10:17,832 --> 00:10:20,081
Oh, I can't do it
with the cards yet?
306
00:10:20,255 --> 00:10:21,959
- Oh, nothing--
- Ace of spades.
307
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000
Go play with your blocks.
308
00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,081
I mean, I'm busy, I have--
309
00:10:24,177 --> 00:10:25,739
- Georgie?
- What?
310
00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:29,585
Are you coming up to
play honeymoon bridge?
311
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,286
Yes, my dear.
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