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"ACTORS AND ACTRESSES: Nene Garcia helds casting sessions for his next play."

- That one.

- I want everybody naked!

- Keep on stage only those who were selected.

- Okay.

- Alright, everybody! Thank you very much!

- It was great! You can change.

- Congratulations, Nene. What beautiful people!

- Yeah. I think these are the best ones.

- Great selection.

- Leticia! Leticia...

- Wake up, daughter...

- Let's go, doll. Wake up.

- Rehearse starts at 10 a.m.

- What time is it?

- 06:30!

- Oh, mom... It's early.

- Early my ass. Hurry and get up. I want to see you all pretty.

- I've been praying so much for your success.

- I'm sure Saint Ediviges will help you.

- Good morning, mom. - Good morning, honey.

- I'm gonna make you a protein shake.

- Leticia? - Ma'am?

- I thought you've drowned. - I'm already leaving, mom.

- Oh, honey...

- I hope to one day see your name on every magazine.

- "Manchete" magazine, at the cover of "Amiga"... Soon you're gonna be starring on Globo's soap operas!

- Oh, what a proud mom!

- You're pretty and have talent. Why not?

- I love you, mom!

- Stop it! You're getting me all wet.

- Mom... I'm almost there!

- The competition is hard, mom. Also, i don't have any experience... right?

- But the others are also starting, right?

- Almost everybody... It makes it even harder. Everybody is giving their blood!

- Oh! Today we gonna work with free improvisation!

- Free improvisation? What's that?

- Listen... They divided us into four groups, and each one is gonna have to present an improvisation.

- Oh, like... You have to make up something at the last minute?

- Yeah, mom. Something like that.

- Listen... And what bout Nene Garcia? Did he like you?

- I think so... At least i made the cast.

- But we didn't talk much.

- You know how it goes... Big famous director with a big pipe...

- So full of himself. But I keep to myself.

- Yeah, that's it, honey. They don't value girls who throw themselves at the director.

- One of us will have the main role, regardless of gender.

- And Nene will decide it during rehersals.

- What do you think? - Beautiful, darling! Beautiful!

- I'm sure tha main role will be yours.

- I have faith in Saint Ediviges.

- I don't really care. The other roles are also good.

- I'd even be happier with something smaller, since i'm just starting.

- You have to think big! "A snake who doesn't move, doesn't eat any frogs"!

- You're right, mom. I'll give it my best.

- Soon your name will be at the the front of the thater. "Leticia Gouveia stars in..."

- What's the play called, anyway?

- "Rebuceteio".

- "Rebuceteio"?

- It's a title made to sell. But it's a serious play.

- It sounds like a porno comedy! I liked! It's gonna be a blast! "Rebuceteio"...

- Ding dong!

- Ding dong!

- I'm comming!

- Who's there?

- I'm the mailman.

- Shut up, bitch! Keep quiet or you're dead!

- Quiet...

- Quiet! - Oh, my God...

- It's all going fine? - Yeah.

- I'm a married woman...

- No, no... - Relax, ma'mam. Be quiet.

- No! - Scream and you die!

- Everything's gonna be fine! - No! No!

- You just have to play along. Relax. - For Christ sake, please, no!

- Please, don't do anything to me! - Slowly... Here... Suck it.

- Suck it, baby! Suck it good.

- If you play along, all's gonna be fine.

- Like that, baby. Slowly.

- I'm also going to play.

- Holy shit!

- They're doing it for real!

- Oh, yeah.

- That's it!

- Real nice...

- Fuck her! Hard!

- Put it in her!

- Move!

- What's happening to him?

- Move it nicely!

- Fuck her... Like that... Nicely...

- Hard.

- Like that...

- Put it good. Yes!

- Hard.

- Move it, you guys!

- Hard! Like that!

- Cum nice! Good!

- At this stage, i want to intervene as few as possible in our work. I want it all to be impromptu!

- The play... the action... the words... the reason...

- Even the conflict resolutions.

- Shit. For a moment I thought we went too far. - Like hell! You were great!

- Congratulations to everybody! What you did was beyond a free improvisation or even a psych-dramatization.

- It was the first step for a state of being spontaneous. It's a state that comes from our own complexes.

- To me it was a fantastic experience. I totally lost myself in it.

- To me it was great. I took it really serious.

- Off course. Considering how you were...

- Can't wait to see what the other group's gonna present.

- I think they are already on the lead.

- Any of you has any idea what to do?

- It's gonna be all like that? - In that case, we are at disadvantage.

- Why's that? - We're out of men!

- That's never been a problem...

- Ouch! Argh!

- Call for your god! Ask him to save you!

- What a pity... You are so hot!

- Move your hips! Fuck him!

- Rub yourself on him!

- Lick him! Lick it!

- Suck it good!

- Like that.

- Let's go! Everybody...

- Let our demons out.

- Rub it good! Rub good at him.

- Everybody, come on...

- Put it in. Move yourself.

- Move it!

- Everybody. Come on. Masturbate yourselves!

- Move it good. Like that...

- Rub it good.

- Like that! Fuck him!

- Fuck her! Yes...

- Like that... Nicely...

- Fuck nicely...

- Masturbate.

- Everybody.

- Let's all masturbate good?

- Masturbate.

- Like that. Do it good.

- Fuck her.

- Jerk off good. Everybody. Let's go.

- Let's masturbate real nice!

- Go! Masturbate! Nice!

- You, guys! Masturbate!

- Hard! Do it nice!

- Go! Free your demons!

- Like that! Jerk off!

- We'll all cum good!

- Yes! Jerk off! Jerk off nicely!

- Move it! Everybody!

- You too! Move your body! Jerk off!

- Like that. Move your body.

- Hot. Everybody. Go.

- Free your demons.

- Let's jerk off and free our demons.

- Like that. Good.

- It really wasn't all that... But i saw some value, as an experience.

- Experience? To me it was a theatre gang bang!

- Yeah, maybe. But he's a respected director, even then. His work was always groundbreaking.

- If it wasn't for that, I'd be out of there! - It's crazy! Seems like everybody got crazy.

- Including our dear director. - Oh, he also have his hidden demons... It's okay.

- He's crazy, but I like him.

- I'm still horny...

- Hmmm... I'm starting to get the play's title. It's gonna be a real "rebuceteio"! (a hubbub of pussy)

- Hello? Ah, darling, it's you!

- I was so concerned... Everything's okay?

- Everything's wonderful, mom! Don't you worry.

- Celeste invited me to sleep over. It's closer to the theatre.

- Their parents? At Europe.

- Europe? Wow, how fancy...

- But you don't even have a change of clothes.

- Oh, honey. It doesn't stick well. You barely know these girls.

- I'm only thinking about rehearsals.

- Okay, mom. I'll do my prayers.

- Bye. A kiss.

- Pray to whom? - To Saint Ediviges.

- So... Any idea?

- None...

- I'm gonna need some weed to get inspired. - Are you into that?

- Now and then...

- Want some?

- Bebeto! You have a call.

- Fuck! I'm comming!

- Shit... I was almost there.

- You almost didn't get away!

- I was dying for this. - It's good stuff. High class.

- That's what Mr. Nene smokes. - Nene Garcia?

- Between you and me, he doesn't like cheap stuff. He always gives me something, cause i go get it for him in a place I know.

- I know! Hold it there! I had an idea!

- What's with her? - We're trying to come up with something to present at rehearsals.

- The cast is nuts, don't you think? They're going all the way.

- Wanna? - I haven't eat.

- Even better! It acts quickier.

- How it's done? - Just pull the smoke and hold it.

- That's it. Cool.

- I think the effect is psychological. - You'll see in a minute.

- Give it a kiss, please.

- What's going on with her? Get off, man. Are you crazy?

- Suck it. Suck it.

- Give it a kiss.

- Suck it real good.

- I have a better idea!

"SOON: REBUCETEIO by NENE GARCIA"

- That's it! The truth! The sex in its highest dimension! Without prejudices!

- These spontaneous tests will pass through a series of development stages.

- The "rebuceteio" as goes the saying, is a hubbub. A hubbub that in its early phase turns into a psychotechnical laboratory.

- We're in a strictly cleanseable stage of our work, but we still follow some theories of the impromptu acting studies, that started in Vienna, circa 1921.

- Now the actors are bringing each one their own elements, their essences.

- Off course there's a spinal cordon, a guideline, that can be a man or a woman.

- All that will be stablished during rehearsals.

- Couldn't it cause some disputes? Create conflicts among the cast?

- It could. But i think in the end, the play's balance will still be positive.

- I see.

- And... the vertebrae that this spine is made of, also has its value.

- So it's like a "happening", a kind of collective construct?

- In the "happening" people act in a more self-sufficient way. More... narcisistic.

- I'm looking for a concretization of human relation. At the environment of acting. It's more like a new proposal between psychodrama and pysotherapy actings.

- Maybe a catartic acting.

- Did you already set an opening date?

- After we conquer a metaplac's system, we'll chase away all methodology... All objects, all beings. All things.

- Once they are colored by the experience. They are mixed products. In that, they are psychological. Moralist. Aesthetical. Not meta-practical.

- Meta-practicality is the imagination and creation's life. It's the production of infinity and individual entities.

- Holy fuck!

- Mom, are you crazy?! They'll let me go.

- Sorry, hon. But i was so worried.

- Here. I brought you clothes and a big slice of strawberry pie.

- 'Kay. Thanks, mom. - What a pity. I wanted so bad to see you acting.

- But you can't. The director doesn't allow anyone to watch.

- So you'll promise me this: at the premiere, I want to be at the fron row!

- You'll be, mom. Bye and thanks for the pie. - I'll be praying to St. Ediviges.

- Bye, mom.

- I'll expect you for dinner. - Okay.

- Bye!

- Bless me, father.

- Father... I have so much to tell you.

- Tell me, tell me.

- You know, father... I've been doing so many things...

- Have you? - Oh, yes.

- You know, father... I don't even know if I should tell... - Tell me, child, please!

- But father, those things I did are so insulting... You can't imagine.

- He's so great!

- Very good.

- That's it, Vitor! More!

- Put it in.

- Yeah. Like that, Vitor.

- I don't think it's gonna work. - Oh, I'm so nervous.

- It's a great idea. As long as Bebeto does his part.

- You don't think he'll back out? - Not in his craziest days. It's his idea, after all.

- Do you think Nene will get a hard on...? - Each person has their own preferences.

- Girls, here I am!

- Let me see!

- Aren't you ready, yet? Nene is impatient. He wants to see all of you on the stage.

- We're going.

- This is going south... When it isn't the director who's late, it's the actors.

- Soon Mendes will start to nag at me.

- I'm fucked as shit with you guys.

- What an ass!

- Baby, do you want to feed, do you?

- Look, girls! A teddy bear!

- Can we play with him?

- How are you, teddy? You're so cute!

- Look what a huge dick! Oh, my!

- It's even bigger than Johnny's! - Yes, it is!

- It's mine! - No, it's mine!

- He's liking it.

- Cum, teddy, cum!

- Bravo!

- I really liked it!

- Mister Nene...?

- It's me, Mr. Nene! - Fuck, you startled me!

- Did you want to talk to me?

- Listen... Are you trying to become an actor? - Hell, no. My place is behind the scenes.

- A director, maybe?

- What the hell... I still have much to learn, Mr. Nene.

- So stay away from the cast. - I just offered a hand to the ladies, Mr. Nene.

- To me acting is serious stuff. I don't allow promiscuity on my stage.

- Nobody was being promiscuous, Mr. Nene. Sorry if I screwed things up.

- Let it go...

- My stash is over. I'm gonna need some more. - Got it, boss! Not gonna let you down.

- Leticia? - Oh, Hi.

- Where do you live? - Far, far away.

- Want a lift down the street? - I don't want to trouble you.

- Let's have a chat. - Yeah, okay.

- Let's go? - Alright.

- My mom supports me a lot. She's my biggest fan.

- You have fierceness. Fierceness and talent.

- You too. Your priest was really cool.

- Wanna grab a beer? - Only if it's a quick stop.

- I'm gonna take you to a little pub. It's mandatory to every beginner.

- Okay...

- That one is the creative director of UCAMP. With him is the owner of RFC.

- Do you see that well dressed nigger? That's Dutra, TV director.

- Shit. Look who's arriving.

- Hello!

- That's Dilmar, the biggest fashion photographer right now.

- Wait a little bit. I'm gonna do a "PR".

- PR? - Public relations.

- Be right back.

- Hey, Dilmar! How's it hanging? - Fine.

- What about the fashion shows? - Going...

- I'm at Nene Garcia's play. I think i can get the main role. - Oh, right?

- Nene is awesome! - And who's the babe?

- Oh, that's Leticia. She's with the cast.

- She's interesting. - I'll introduce you.

- Leticia, let me introduce you to Brazil's greatest photographer. Dilmar Guerra.

- Nice to meet you. - How're you going?

- What do you think? Looks the part? - I wanna see how she responds to the camera.

- Do you have pictures? - What for?

- I wanted some of your stuff at my agency. - This advertising thing is kinda new to me.

- By the way, everything is new.

- I'm gonna take your picture.

- Really? When? - Today.

- Today? No can do. I need to go home.

- What?

- You're gonna ruin this opportunity? Call your mother.

- Can we take a rain check? I already spent last night out.

- Girl, today is one of my few free days... It's up to you.

- Hold the glass. I'm gonna take one more.

- Nice. Stay like that.

- Great.

- Perfect.

- I'm liking it. Great.

- One more. Change position...

- Like that. That's great.

- Great. Like that. Get loose.

- You look beautiful!

- You're so cute.

- You're great.

- The camera loves you.

- Yes. Now show yourself more.

- That's it. Show wilingness.

- Shake that ass.

- Fucking hot!

- Great. Show the camera how hot you are.

- That's it. Rub it nicely.

- Feel pleasure. You're so nice.

- You're making me horny. Beautiful.

- That's it.

- Yes. Get confortable. Lift that ass.

- Everybody wants you. They desire you.

- Cause you're hot.

- So fucking hot.

- Open yourself to the camera.

- Let me penetrate your inner self.

- I wanna be inside you.

- You're awesome!

- You're beautiful.

- I wanna see your body.

- Look at you! Look at your face. You need some rest, honey!

- And what about you coming home at dawn? Ladies shoundn't be out at that time.

- I was rehearsing, mom. - Till 5 a.m.?

- Now you see how hard is an artist's life. It's not just magazine covers, like you think.

- Darling, I was so worried. The radio talks about so many bad things...

- Did they cast the main role already?

- Not yet. - I've been praying so much to St. Ediviges...

- But now I've decided. The role is mine, period.

- Congratulations! Dilmar liked you a lot. Said you're great with the camera.

- Did you meet him? - I called. I'm looking for a job at his agency.

- Yes? What more did he tell you? - The photos aren't ready yet, but they'll be awesome.

- That's nice.

- How are you, Dr. Mendes? - Good.

- Rehearsals are great. - Yes.

- This is Leticia. This is our Producer, Doctor Napoleon Mendes.

- Nice to meet you. - I really liked your presentation. You're talented.

- Thank you so much.

- Be well. Let's go.

- This man is sitting on a fortune. He's the biggest theatrical producer in Brazil.

- He's kinda cute.

- Don't worry. Everything's gonna be alright.

- For Christ sake, Fontana. Make Nene hold his shit together. I want the premiere to happen as scheduled.

- Let me tame the beast. He respects me. - I guess I'll see.

- Beautiful! Wonderful! I loved it! You're on the right track.

- Leticia, get on stage. Make me a full tree. From seed to death.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

- Why the deep breaths? - Nothing, Nene.

- It's just that this tree thing... - What's the problem?

- I think we're wasting time. This tree thing is overrated.

- Overrated? Are you trying to teach me? - It's not that, but Mendes...

- What the fuck the play has to do with Mendes? Did he ask you to push me?

- It's not that... - You're pushing me!

- I do not work with a producer who tries to do the director's job.

- I don't work under pressure!

- Are you here to check up on me, motherfucker?

- It's not that, Nene. But Mendes...

- I want you and Mendes to go fuck yourselves!

- There's more. Today's over. I can't work like that.

- But Nene... - Over! Everybody can go.

- Nene! Rehearsals are late... - Tomorrow at the same time!

- Nene, wait! Wait! We're behind schedule...

- I'm not gonna clean this mess! I'm a fucking professional! It's not my job to deal with a fucking diva.

- What is he thinking? That I'm a child? - So how's it gonna be?

- Are you deaf? Everybody can go! Fuck!

- Nice. Loved it.

- Where's everybody?

- They left. Fontana told them to.

- Fucking Fontana... Like he doesn't know me already...

- Have you been there for long? - Just arrived. But liked what I saw.

- I'm so ashamed.

- An actor should never be ashamed of their acts.

- I wasnt expecting that you would... - You can speak casually to me.

- And chill out. I'm not a wild animal.

- I had to send everybody home.

- If I didn't have enough troubles... Now the director stops rehearsals to go out with an actress.

- That's not what I said.

- Not? Are you saying I'm deaf? - No, sir.

- Didn't you say that he stopped rehearsal? - Yes, sir.

- Didn't you say that saw him leaving the theatre with this Leticia girl?

- Yes, I did, Dr. Mendes, but...

- So...?

- People say he doesn't fuck anyone.

- What's his deal, anyway? - To this day I don't know.

- No one does.

- He probably stays quiet about it. I should have demanded a screenplay.

- How the fuck did I get into this experimental acting shit?

- And you're to blame, Fontana! You're the one who brought me the proposal.

- I wanna see him right away. Right now!

- But how am I gonna find him? - Beats me. It's your problem!

- They sleep standing... rarely get on their knees...

- And the best part... don't make a sound.

- They just stay there... really quiet.

- Isn't it beautiful? - Did you see that big tongue?

- Can you imagine...?

- Just kidding.

- They act like that. They have instincts. Authenticity. They have this whole truth that humans lost along history.

- Man is world's worst animal. - Yeah. No doubt.

- Look there!

- Oh. Let's watch those.

- I like animals. They are spontaneous, without barriers. They want to eat, they eat, they want to sleep, they sleep. They wanna fuck, they fuck...

- As long as they have a willing partner.

- That guy is all alone.

- The old stage is disappearing. In its place comes the stage space. Open space. Life's space. Life itself.

- What you're laughing at? - Now I get Bebeto's idea.

- Oh, the bear? - Yup.

- Only he could come up with that.

- Have you gone crazy?

- It's the many of DeoSartes. I'm trying to put my left side over the right side.

- It's a purely personal exercise.

- End this now, Nene!

- It's part of my morning cross-enlightment.

- But you're not an actor. Why this shit?

- I have to exercize my artificies.

- I became a director because i think it bears more fruits. It's the possibility studies to help others to self realization. Achieve their goals, their objectives.

- It's not altruism, au contraire. It's the end of a purely personal evolution.

- Cut the theories crap. I'm too old for this shit. I wanna know about practicality.

- After Grotowsky, Good Morning, Brazil.

- Nene... Do you know how much yesterday has cost me?

- Theatre paralysed, actor's wages, lost time... And me, Nene. I'm a professional!

- The right to chill out is a sacred one. I ended up blowing it all on Fontana.

- All this tension... you just paid the price.

- But we're fine now, right? Want some?

- I'm not in the mood. What I am is pissed off! Hearing all that shit in front of everybody is not easy task.

- Director's lash out doesn't count, man. - Don't they? But both sides lashes out on me.

- And with no lubrification! I'm being screwed by shattered glass and sand.

- It's always my ass on the line.

- Come on. Cut it. We gonna get back the lost day.

- Listen... We're getting maximum personal revelation from the cast.

- And they're revealing it all... The mortality i seek, it's gonna be found.

- Now you calmed me. After all, you have many awards...

- Did you want hardcore stuff? That's what you'll get.

- To me what mattered was the meta-practicality.

- This meta-practicality is what fucks me in the ass.

- Everybody! Let lose. Let's go on a journey.

- Move your arms!

- Now the head. Everybody!

- Go! Go! Next! Quick!

- Come on!

- Bring from the chest to the head. Come on.

- One! Two! Flex it! One... Two!

- One... two... three... four.

- Five... six... seven... eight... nine...

- This play will never be launched. - Yes, it will. It's awesome.

- Shut up and bring me a coffee. - Don't worry.

- Seven... eight... nine...

- We're so fucked.

- Great.

- Slowly start to wake up. Like that.

- Feel like you are rocks. Being sculpted. Start to evolve... slowly. Till you become statues.

- Try to purge the time lapse, between the inner impulse and the outer reaction.

- In a way that the impulse becomes an outer reaction already.

- You must feel the body movement as an outside factor.

- There is nothing. Only the body floating in space.

- Yes. Connect. Search the inner truth.

- The ultimate truth. Try to see Leticia as the mother.

- Worship her. Let's all worship her.

- I want to speak with Nene right now. - Yes, sir.

- Nene... Mendes wants to talk to you.

- 15 minutes for the bathroom break.

- We'll be right back.

- Sorry, guys.

- I want the full concept, now! What the play is about, who's the lead, what the fuck is this "rebuceteio"...

- After all I have obligations.

- With the theatre, with the audience, with the press... The premiere cannot be delayed!

- Oh, my sweet balls! Who said we're going do delay the premiere? Be cool. At the stablished date, I'll open the curtains.

- But Nene... We're already on it. And this lack of definition may cause troubles.

- I'm not indecisive. I'm getting right where I want. The psychodramatic stage of self awareness!

- It's coming.

- Cut the crap, Nene! It's Leticia? - It can be.

- It's Vitor? - Can also be.

- Fuck! I want an answer!

- Girl! I think it's you. - Do you think?

- It's obvious. He chose you already.

- You get all his attention. - I have a feeling as well.

- Let's stop this tea party!? It's looking bad for you.

- Tell it to Vitor's gang! - I'm not an errand boy, but may as weel do.

- It was so real. I actually felt the weight!

- Hey, Fontana! Any news?

- Those guys over there already picked Leticia. - So it's a tie. We're with Vitor!

- He's smart. He knows Vitor has more mojo. - That's right!

- But she may have other weapons. - Only if you're talking about her pussy!

- Cut the shit, man! - Fuck it! I'll play if I want to.

- Keep calm, everyone.

- Please, keep calm!

- It is over! Relax, everybody!

- I'm fucking telling you to stop it. Hell!

- It's fucking over!

- Everybody on the ground. Relax!

- Relax! - What the fuck!?

- Relax!

- Everybody lay down. Let's chill.

- It was awesome. This inner liberation... They're characteristics from therapy aid. Guys, I got bumps all over.

- This exercise was worthy of your assholes. Congratulations to everybody.

- Leticia's striptease was sensational.

- I really liked Vitor's interruption. It's a whole new group procedure dynamic. Worked as an outer ego.

- Guys, this is the way. Let's work!

- That's a good one.

- Now you'll prove Momma's pasta! - I can't stand motel's food anymore.

- All ready!

- I'm so hungry! They only serve us finger sandwiches at the theatre.

- Look, it's a humble meal. - No way, Ms. Rita. It looks great!

- I think I lost my apettite. I'm so mad at that guy...

- Oh, come on, Leticia!

- Honey... Forget about it. Your friends are here to support you.

- The guy's a douche, Ms. Rita. He ruined Leticia's striptease.

- Striptease? What striptease?

- Everything was great. That drum ruined it all.

- But what is this about a striptease?

- It was part of my laboratory, mom. Vitor sabotaged me.

- What an asshole!

"BITCH"

- "Leticia, you're a bitch. You're not getting the role by sleeping with the director".

- How pretensious of her. We earn little, but have lots of fun...

- "Bitch" is that whore of a mother of yours!

- Are you talking to me? - Yeah, you!

- What's happening here? - Did you not read the mirror?

- Yeah, I saw it. - It's this jerk's doing!

- Know that I don't have to fuck no director. I trust my talent.

- You can go fuck yourself.

- You worthless gigolo! - Show me some respect, you cunt!

- I'm not like your mother! - Say that again!

- Chill out, guys!

- Faggot in the closet! - Your filthy mom is a faggot!

- Bitch!

- Calm down! Calm down!

- You're way over your heads!

- Everybody lay down. Show respect!

- What the fuck is going on here?

- Is this a whorehouse, now?

- Everybody on stage. Let's work.

- You cunt!

- I propose a gathering! May the light be born from this supper! The eternal salvation!

- You are petros! The setting stone from all that is good.

- This is my blood! Brothers, give me strenght to resist the torment that awaits me!

- Hail to the master! Hail!

- Let us thank the father for this meal.

- I forgave her for your sins. Everybody forgave her. No one tossed the first stone.

- Stay by my side. Let us share this place.

- Don't lost yourself because of your greed.

- Your soul is more valuable than thirty thousand moneys.

- Thou are bitch! The pagan bitch! You use sex as a mean to your ends.

- Your words hatch from your bitter defeat.

- Take your seat. The traitor's seat.

- Kiss me. Do what you have to do.

- Cut that shit! - Kiss me.

- Fucking stop it!

- Ignore her! What does she think she's doing?

- Me! I am the chosen one.

- You... are in the closet!

- Bitch!

- Faggot!

- I'll show you! - Show me!

- Here comes the hubbub...

- The show is complete! All that's missing is an audience!

- Nene Garcia!

- A moment... A moment, please.

- At the dictionary, "rebuceteio" translates as "big commotion"! Life is a big commotion! That's what we have here! A pussy hubbub!

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