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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,140 --> 00:00:05,470 You want a kiss? - Yes...... 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:07,280 All right, you happy? 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:11,060 No I am not happy I want more! You want more? 4 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:11,580 All right. 5 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,350 Happy? Now come on.... 6 00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:28,830 No more come on (laughs) 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,570 All right... Now get your game face on! 8 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:36,670 You are going to have to tell her sooner or later Brian! And I will! 9 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,190 Just as soon as I learn CPR 10 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,310 Do you really think she is going to have a hear attack? Yes I do! 11 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:43,660 Brian..... How's my favourite boy? 12 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:44,430 Hey mom 13 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:46,340 Dennis, it is good to see you. 14 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:51,960 Oh my, I always say my son has the nicest room mate. 15 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:54,860 Where is this one from? It is a Portuguese red. 16 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:56,710 Why I can't wait to try it. 17 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:59,080 I bought you a little something. 18 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:04,060 Brian you shouldn't have... It's not my birthday! 19 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:09,190 Oh it's....... Oh it's OK what is it? 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,890 It's a washer to fix that drip under the sink Oh you!!! (laughs) 21 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:14,730 He gets it from his father. 22 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:16,720 Yeah, so I have heard... 23 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:22,510 I hope you boys have an appetite your aunt rose made her famous pork chops 24 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:23,610 Smells delicious. 25 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,540 Wow aunt rose you look well. 26 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:30,480 mm mm..... Rose you are looking fine!! Have you been working out? 27 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,280 Here you go.... 28 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,860 Mae? What? 29 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,160 Mom do you know that your hairs..... 30 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,430 Yes, Light.... 31 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:52,630 It's this new hair stylist, that girl can't seem to do anything right. 32 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:56,650 What happened to the old one? Oh you mean Monsieur Felix. 33 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:59,410 That is quite the scandal. 34 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,280 Not really fit for polite company. 35 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:03,910 Well you can tell us. 36 00:02:07,350 --> 00:02:12,030 Well... I was having lunch the other day with Mrs Johnson from the daughter of the confederacy 37 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:17,230 She has it on very good authority that Monsieur Felix is...... 38 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:20,360 You know... 39 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:22,990 He's "you know" 40 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:25,130 No!!! Yes!!! 41 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,410 A GAY hairdresser. 42 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:29,100 I know!! What is the world coming to. 43 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:30,700 So Mom you stopped seeing Felix, 44 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,560 because he's "you know". 45 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:34,820 Well what would you expect me to do? 46 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,800 I can't very well have him touching my hair, 47 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:40,100 After his hands have been... 48 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,000 Lord knows where his hands have been. 49 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:45,180 (Door bell rings) Oh! I will get it. 50 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,340 Now who could that be? 51 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,550 (talking at door) Hello! It is good to see you again come on in? 52 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:57,290 Brian, This is Charlotte... 53 00:02:57,290 --> 00:03:00,240 She is a lovely girl that we met at the market. 54 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,230 There you go. 55 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:06,700 Charlotte this is my single son Brian. 56 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,500 and that's his room mate Dennis. 57 00:03:11,000 --> 00:04:31,620 (MUSIC PLAYING) 58 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:39,280 Hi... Hi 59 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:43,510 Oh Brian, I thought I heard the door. 60 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:47,780 Well this is Susan, she is the niece of my dentist Doctor Peterson 61 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:50,380 Susan this is my single son Brian. 62 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:54,750 Oh my you look terrible what's wrong? 63 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:58,240 It's nothing Mom It's just allergies I will be fine. 64 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,040 OK.... Where's Dennis? 65 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,790 Dennis decided to get his own place. 66 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,570 Oh did he finally find a nice girl? 67 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:11,000 Not exactly. 68 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:15,980 Well you tell him not to be a stranger.... 69 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:19,080 He is always welcome at my table. 70 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:24,060 Rose and I have to finished up a few things in the kitchen, 71 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,100 Why don't you two talk a little? 72 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,500 So your mom do this a lot? 73 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,550 (sigh) yours? 74 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:37,230 Every Sunday but most of the guys she brings home are dogs though. 75 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,670 Really? (Charlotte) Oh yeah. 76 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,400 If a guy isn't married by the time he is 30, there is a reason 77 00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:44,960 You're a nice surprise though. 78 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:47,990 Looks wise at least. 79 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:51,360 (Charlotte) I like your hair, how do you get it to do that? 80 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:55,240 Do what? Well it's up in the middle then.... 81 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:58,870 It's gel (Charlotte) It's cute. 82 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:01,920 (Mae shouts from kitchen) Susan's a lawyer did she tell you that? 83 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,490 Mom we were just discussing it. 84 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:07,090 So what's your dirty little secret? Excuse me? 85 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:08,850 You're not married yet.... 86 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:11,880 Axe murderer? Compulsive neat freak? 87 00:06:12,430 --> 00:06:15,100 Oh my god..... Oh my god.... 88 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,660 Don't tell me your a trekie. 89 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,360 No. 90 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,380 It's errrr...... complicated. 91 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,200 OK.... 92 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,020 (Mae shouts from kitchen again) Susan did Brian mention he is a teacher? 93 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:30,410 (Charlotte shouts back to kitchen) Yes Miss Davis he was just tell me all about it. 94 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,630 You know what I really like that top on you, it's cute. 95 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,260 Oh yeah, you do? 96 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:42,870 So..... 97 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:44,460 You want to see my tits? (Brian gags) 98 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:48,550 Yes! I figured that was it. No..... 99 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,810 Did you have a nice chat? I am sure you have so much in common. 100 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,310 Oh yes, there is at least one thing we both like.... 101 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,210 Oh that's nice. 102 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,820 So let's start with some salad. 103 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:03,650 Susan just take some then pass it on to Brian. 104 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:10,940 So Brian how long have you been out?? 105 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,550 Out here in the suburbs.... 106 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,890 Oh Brian doesn't live out here. 107 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:19,590 He has a lovely old house in the city. 108 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:22,740 It's very spacious, he restored it himself 109 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,350 Now, Dennis helped. 110 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,680 Oh yes, Dennis so was he... 111 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,830 Friend Yes! Your good friend? 112 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,500 Yes Your REALLY good friend? 113 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,620 My extra special bestest bud. 114 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:38,090 Gee why don't tell my mom all about that court case your working on? 115 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:40,800 Oh nobody wants to hear about tax law. 116 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,460 No really it is fascinating, please enlighten us. 117 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,730 So why did Dennis move out? 118 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,460 He said he was tired of the furniture. 119 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,720 But you have such nice things. 120 00:07:56,370 --> 00:08:00,650 You know a lot of times men don't appreciate the furniture they have till they lose it 121 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:03,140 Yeah so...? Tax law? 122 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,640 So how long were you two room mating? 123 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,850 5 years! and can we move off the subject now. 124 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:09,810 You have to talk about it! it's therapeutic 125 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:11,680 It's annoying! It's entertaining! 126 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:12,700 Aren't they cute? 127 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:16,390 Yeah it's like they have there own little language. 128 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,480 OK look just tell me... 129 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,920 was it because he wasn't sleeping well in the house? 130 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:23,790 He was sleeping just fine thank you! I dunno maybe the mattress was lumpy? 131 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:26,130 The mattress goes to the gym three times a week. 132 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,370 Look I wasn't belittling your mattress. 133 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,400 I am just saying that you might try changing the sheets. 134 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,620 I have a nice variety of sheets that isn't the problem. 135 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:34,630 What if you two went out and bought a nice "end" table together? I have a nice variety of sheets that isn't the problem. 136 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,630 What if you two went out and bought a nice "end" table together? 137 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:40,540 Call me old fashioned but I don't like to share my furniture. 138 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,450 I am just saying I know a couple of guys in New York, 139 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:46,220 Who are very happy with a non- traditional floor plan. 140 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,900 No offence but I don't need the decorating tips. 141 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,610 Oh I was just trying to be helpful. 142 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:53,780 Who would like some butter? 143 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:02,900 Thank you so much for coming, I hope you enjoyed yourself? 144 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,520 Oh yes I just had a GAY old time! 145 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,260 Maybe the two of you would like to trade numbers, 146 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:09,270 you never know when you might like to talk again maybe grab a coffee Maybe the two of you would like to trade numbers, 147 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:12,360 you never know when you might like to talk again maybe grab a coffee 148 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,910 You know what Brian you and I should go dancing. 149 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:17,380 I bet you know some great clubs. 150 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,850 Yep Mom we gotta go. 151 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:28,670 (Both sequels) We did it, we did it 152 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,830 This time they are getting married for sure. 153 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,830 I can't wait to have some little grand kiddies.... (Mae shushes Rose) 154 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,840 They are still out there. 155 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:43,240 (Charlotte talking outside) Oh come on it will be fun. 156 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,300 My cousin Tony, 157 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,170 is looking for a room mate to and he plays rugby. 158 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:51,740 Thanks but I think I am going to be out of the room mate market for a little while. 159 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,080 OK fine. 160 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,390 Call you tomorrow to check on you? Thanks 161 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,800 Damn why are all the cute one's gay? 162 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,900 She thinks..... I heard. 163 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,440 How could she think that? 164 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,440 Well, well he does dress awful nice... 165 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:18,640 Maybe but.... and he was living with a man.... 166 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:23,960 (Rose) in a house they restored themselves (Mae) but that doesn't mean (Rose)with all those really nice antiques. 167 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:26,030 and a cappuccino maker... 168 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:31,620 and all those pictures of Michaelangelo "David" all over the shower curtain..... 169 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,890 I can see how she might get the wrong idea. 170 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,270 What are we going to do? 171 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,770 This is terrible. 172 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,280 She is never going to marry him if she think he is "you know". 173 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,030 Wait. 174 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,700 I know just what we need. 175 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,420 Rose? 176 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,620 ROSE? 177 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,700 Rose? what are you doing? 178 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,370 Glamour magazine? 179 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,110 You always made fun of me for keeping the back issues. 180 00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:09,640 July 1991. 181 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:19,130 How to tell if your boyfriend is gay!! 182 00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:22,440 Oh it's a little quiz? yes. 183 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:26,340 So we can fill it in and show her that Brian isn't gay. 184 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,570 That is very clever of you Rose. 185 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:36,450 Question number 1 - Does he watch sports? 186 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:40,180 Of course he watches sports he never misses the Olympics. 187 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:43,420 It says that men's gymnastics doesn't count. 188 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,530 That would be a no then. 189 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:48,830 Does he have a subscription to men's fitness? 190 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,910 Yes but only for the articles. 191 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:57,210 Does he have any pictures of Michaelangelo "David" in his house? 192 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,720 You are just making that one up. 193 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,920 You want me to finish this? 194 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,690 I think that might be best. 195 00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:17,360 OK.... 196 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,270 No..... No..... 197 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,940 Yes.....sometimes.... 198 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,170 "Wonder Woman" and "Speedo". 199 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:28,940 Right OK..... 200 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,350 42 points. so? 201 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,950 Oh dear.... 202 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,080 Well you must have added it up wrong. 203 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,490 Oh no..... 204 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,120 Oh no.... 205 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,990 Oh..... 206 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:59,000 Oh I don't believe it. Oh I won't believe it 207 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:04,100 You don't believe it do you Rose? 208 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:12,510 It's Glamour Magazine. They know there stuff. 209 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:20,700 (Screams really loudly) 210 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,450 Where did I go wrong? what did I do? 211 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,260 Mae you didn't do anything. 212 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,330 Maybe I shouldn't have let him join the cub scouts. 213 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:34,000 You know with all those boys alone in the woods, 214 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,390 Anything can happen. 215 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,080 Oh Mae.... 216 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,510 Maybe I shouldn't have let him watch the Wizard of Oz because... 217 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,950 You know.... that scarecrow is very likeable. 218 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,490 Oh that Judy Garland.... 219 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:50,400 Mae that didn't mean why this... 220 00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:55,620 Once upon a time I took him to see the "Nut Cracker" at Christmas. 221 00:13:56,620 --> 00:14:00,600 What was I thinking taking a boy to a ballet 222 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,760 Mae it is not your fault. 223 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:08,740 Although you did let him watch an awful lot of Madonna videos as a kid. 224 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:13,210 No wonder he is gay, Rose I am the worst mother in the world.... 225 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:17,280 You are not a bad mother, you are a great mother and you know it. Then why? 226 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:23,120 Why is my only son a homosexual? How did I fail him? 227 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,050 Oh you didn't fail him... 228 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:31,780 I'm never going to have grand kids Rose, never. 229 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:36,390 Brian..... what about him? 230 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:40,010 Brian is never going to have a wife, he is never going to have a family.... 231 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,290 He is going to be all alone in that great big house. 232 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,670 Oh Mae.... 233 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:49,040 (Mae sobs) Oh Mae maybe they can help him here. 234 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:56,050 (Lady shouts off screen to Mae and Rose) Ladies.... the Reverend will see you know. 235 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,620 Thank you. 236 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,100 (Reverend talking) Well you have come to the right place. 237 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:08,210 Here at "gay be gone" we can knock the gay clean out of them. 238 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,400 With Christ loving mercy of course. 239 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,280 We are just so worried about him. Do you really think you can fix him? 240 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,640 (Reverend) Let me show you how our program works. 241 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:20,730 We begin by teaching our new recruits proper "masculine" behaviour. 242 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:25,960 (Voices from behind door) (Teacher) Check out the tits on that chick! (students drone) Check out the tits on that chick! 243 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:31,160 (teacher) Woman bring me a beer! (Students drone) Woman bring me a... (high pitched voice) Sour apple Martini 244 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:38,110 (Reverend) and then they practice in a more realistic heterosexual environment. 245 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,380 (Stripper music coming from behind door) Shake you money maker. Bambi take it off... 246 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:49,770 I am going to fuck her, then go and play some football then fuck her again! (Reverend laughs) 247 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,810 (Rose) Oh my? (Reverend) Impressive huh? 248 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:57,230 Reverend I don't mean to question your methods, 249 00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,950 I don't believe I want my son behaving like that. 250 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,570 Lady do you want a polite little woosy mama's boy..... 251 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,650 Or do you want a macho stud that is pumping out your grand kids? 252 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:09,290 I guess so..... 253 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,660 Of course you do. 254 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,760 and to make sure the message sticks, 255 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:16,180 We give the a short course of "aversion therapy". 256 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,560 Every time Eric here sees a homo erotic image on the screen, 257 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,540 He gets a gentle electric shock, (Sound of electric shock and man screaming coming from behind door) 258 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,450 Through a wire connected to his testicles. 259 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,010 It's sort of like hitting a puppy with a rolled up newspaper (another electric shock and scream from behind door) 260 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:36,420 This will rewire his brain to start accepting more heterosexual ideas (Longer electric shock and prolonged scream of pain from behind door) 261 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,110 So in doing so we have cured him, 262 00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:42,210 In a manner consistent with the teachings of Jesus Christ. 263 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,770 Well that was certainly educational. 264 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,800 I guess..... 265 00:16:55,940 --> 00:17:01,640 Oh what are you going to do Mae? I don't know Rose. 266 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,950 I want him to be happy but.... 267 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:10,290 (Mae talking from inside) Look at him, he is so handsome. 268 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,370 (both Mae and Rose talking) (Mae) I know he is so good (Rose) I know he is such a good boy. 269 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,160 (Brian talking to lady) hey I will probably see you next time. 270 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,320 (lady) bye bye thank you again so much. (Brian) It's OK bye guys. 271 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,300 Hi.... 272 00:17:56,540 --> 00:18:01,090 Hi there... I just came by to finish the garage. 273 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,700 It will be white, it is suppose to last about 50 years. 274 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,140 Are you happy? (Brian) What? 275 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:14,310 (Mae) It's just that your usually smiling.... 276 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,080 But this past week... 277 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,440 Is something? 278 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:30,980 It's nothing. 279 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,370 (Brian) Look at me now I'm smiling. 280 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,300 I'm fine. 281 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:45,370 You know I will do anything to make you happy. 282 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:50,910 I know. 283 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,170 I am going to go and finish that garage. 284 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,140 You know something Mae? 285 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,200 I don't care if he is "you know". 286 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,650 I like Brian just the way he is. 287 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:19,070 You know what Rose? So do I. 288 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,730 God I am so relieved. 289 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,530 Even if I will never have grand kids. 290 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,520 There is not a single thing I would change about that man. 291 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:32,100 (Rose) No, me neither. What am I going to do Rose? 292 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:37,140 I can't stand the idea of my baby boy going through life alone and unhappy. 293 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,940 Well he always seemed to be happy when Dennis was around. 294 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,940 Rose what are you suggesting? 295 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:45,780 I am not suggesting anything.... 296 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:46,540 I am just saying.... 297 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:50,680 That maybe that was why he always had that big old goofy grin on his face. 298 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,680 You mean..... Oh my god. 299 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:58,560 I just got a picture in my head of Brian and Dennis.... 300 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,390 ....together. 301 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,940 Which one do you think was.... 302 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,370 What? 303 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:14,820 Well you remember when Brian was toilet training and... 304 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,660 I don't want to know (Rose) Well what are you going to do? 305 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:23,170 The only thing a good mother can do. 306 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,800 There you are. Mae?? 307 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,410 (Mae) I just thought you would like a little help with the move is all. 308 00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,520 Where do you want these? In the kitchen. 309 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:48,020 So Mae... how have you been? 310 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,940 Other than my hip, nothing to complain about. and you? 311 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,940 I'm fine. That's nice. 312 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,790 By the way.... 313 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,010 When were you going to tell me you have been sodomizing my son? 314 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,910 Pardon? Oh my isn't that the right word? 315 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,580 Well what I mean is when you and.... 316 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,110 I know what you meant Mae. 317 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,480 You have been eating at my table for 5 years, 318 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,280 and you couldn't even drop me a hint? 319 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,620 Brian was just waiting for the right time. 320 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,730 Dennis listen to me couples fight... 321 00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:20,810 It doesn't mean they don't love each other. 322 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,340 The two of you should talk. 323 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:26,460 It's not right for men to live by themselves it says so in the bible. 324 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,300 Although I must admit I had to get passed all that stuff in laviticas.... 325 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:34,220 about the two of you being unspeakable abominations. 326 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:37,630 But there is this lovely part in Genesis, 327 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,950 where it talks about how men should not live alone. 328 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:44,460 How the should have a companion. (Dennis) Yes Mae I know. 329 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:50,310 Now I have to admit you are not exactly what I was expecting in a daughter in law. 330 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:54,220 But you do make my son happy. 331 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,830 and lord knows I can be flexible. 332 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:01,350 Course we are going to have to think of something to tell the neighbours. 333 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,170 (Mae) I do not wanna hear, 334 00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:08,710 Of the two of you yammering on about how great your sex life is. 335 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:09,960 If its all the same to you... 336 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,350 I'm just going to go back to pretending you are Brian's room mate. 337 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,930 I can do it, I am very good at denial. 338 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,590 I want you to take these cups and.... 339 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,000 (Mae) your.... (Dennis) Now Mae... 340 00:22:27,810 --> 00:22:31,410 You left my wonderful son Brian, 341 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,800 For this.... this bleach blond home wrecker? 342 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,960 No offence I am sure your a very nice person. 343 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:42,050 It's complicated Mae. (Mae) Complicated? 344 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:44,060 Oh Dennis it's simple. 345 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:47,300 You sir are a scoundrel. 346 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,030 and you know what my son deserves better. 347 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:54,090 You are not worthy of a man as good as my Brian. 348 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:56,620 I tell you what... 349 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,260 That boys head had seen more bleach than a laundry room. 350 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,520 Poor Brian.... 351 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:05,360 Poor Brian? Poor Dennis! 352 00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:08,290 He was lucky to have a man as good as my Brian. 353 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,220 Someday he is going to realise that. 354 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:16,150 Well at least you tried. Oh I am not done yet. 355 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:18,800 I thought you said Dennis wouldn't.... 356 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,300 Dennis shmemis 357 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,420 I am sure there are plenty of guys who would be thrilled to marry a guy like Brian. 358 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,470 I know but.... My son is a good person he deserves to be happy. 359 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:31,820 Yeah but Mae we don't know any gay men. 360 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,500 Not yet. 361 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,260 Mae, what did you do? (Door bell rings) 362 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:43,780 Hi, I have a delivery here for Mae Davis. 363 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:46,080 What a nice surprise. 364 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,700 It is so completely unexpected. 365 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:52,220 Oh would you mind carrying them into the kitchen for me? 366 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,410 Sure (Mae)Thank you, right this way 367 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,960 Mae you didn't..... Zip it! 368 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,500 Where would you like... (Mae) Oh right over there would be perfect. 369 00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:08,510 Thank you so much. 370 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,770 What's your name? I'm Tim 371 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:14,420 Hi Tim, I am Mae and this is my sister Rose. 372 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,540 (Rose whispers) Hi (Tim) It's nice to meet you. 373 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,120 You ladies have a beautiful home. 374 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,870 That is so nice of you to notice. 375 00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:24,180 You know what I am going to get you, A glass of ice tea 376 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,260 (Tim) Oh no I couldn't... Oh but it is such a hot day... 377 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:30,170 No I insist. 378 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,480 (Tim continues to object) It's important to stay hydrated. 379 00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:35,860 Thank you. 380 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,930 So you like being a florist Tim?, Is it a good living? 381 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,710 (Tim) Actually I am not a florist, I just deliver the flowers. 382 00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:49,540 It helps pay for school. School? 383 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,190 Now that wouldn't be medical school by any chance? 384 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,990 (Tim) Of sorts.... I am studying acupuncture. 385 00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:58,000 Err what?? (Tim) It's a Chinese method. 386 00:24:58,060 --> 00:25:01,080 (Tim) You relieve pain by inserting needles into pressure points. 387 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,900 (Mae) Really is that a good living? 388 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,930 (Tim) It can be. How nice for you. 389 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,200 Then you must be a kind person to be a healer. 390 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,600 Do you think your a kind person, Tim? 391 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:19,770 (Tim) Sure That is such a nice quality in a man. 392 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:24,170 I am always like a man with a sense of humour, you know who is funny. 393 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,300 Do you think your funny Tim? I guess so 394 00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:29,980 Good tell me a joke. what?? 395 00:25:30,290 --> 00:25:32,860 You said you were funny, so tell me a joke. 396 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,190 (Tim) Now? (Mae) If you don't mind. 397 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,670 Hey I really gotta go 398 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,530 One more question. 399 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,910 Are you a homosexual? 400 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,580 It's not that you come across that way I just.... 401 00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:55,810 Yes Oh that is so nice. 402 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:59,210 Isn't that nice Rose? Oh yes that's wonderful. 403 00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:00,980 That's so nice. 404 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:08,150 (Mae stutters) As a matter of fact... my son .... is a homosexual 405 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,000 Isn't that right Rose? And he is a real nice boy. 406 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,740 He is and he is funny and he is a good cook... 407 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,880 and he is handsome, don't you think he is handsome? 408 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,970 He would be a great catch for some lucky guy. Oh really? 409 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,750 You know he is coming over for Sunday dinner. 410 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,800 Why don't you join us? 411 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,590 You know I would love to.... 412 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,170 But I don't think my boyfriend would like that. 413 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,510 Oh sure. 414 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:39,490 Nice boy like you of course you would have a boyfriend... 415 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,130 I really appreciate the tea but I have to get going. 416 00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:48,610 Tim just one more thing... 417 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,210 Where did you meet your boyfriend? 418 00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:59,010 Oh come on we are grown women, you can tell us. 419 00:27:00,350 --> 00:27:01,810 You know.... 420 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,740 The internet. 421 00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:08,510 The internet? 422 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:13,720 He met him at the internet. oh yes I heard. 423 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:18,250 Are there a lot of homosexual men at the internet? 424 00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:20,960 Oh yeah. 425 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:31,480 Brian gets me these like four Christmas's ago. 426 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,910 Says we can email each other, 427 00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:36,880 It's not like he couldn't just pick up the phone and call. 428 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,750 That boy.... 429 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,390 There sure are a lot of pieces. 430 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,350 I'll say.... 431 00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:50,420 Where do you suppose that goes? 432 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,480 How should I know? 433 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:56,600 The only people that understand these things are kids. 434 00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:03,250 Hey Mrs Davis, my mom said you called about the lawn, 435 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:04,680 but I just cut it two days ago. 436 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:09,470 Oh I am so sorry I must have been mistaken. But as long as your here.... 437 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:12,810 And that is how you turn it on... 438 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:18,380 You are a very smart boy. 439 00:28:19,590 --> 00:28:20,840 So what did you want to do with it? 440 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,570 We want to go on the internet. 441 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,160 OK what kind of connection do you have? 442 00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:28,440 Connection? 443 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:32,070 Yeah, are you using DSL or a cable modem? 444 00:28:35,310 --> 00:28:38,070 I'll just piggy back you off my wireless network. 445 00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:44,310 And where would you like to go? 446 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:49,880 What? On the internet where would you like to go? 447 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:55,200 Well..... My son Brian... 448 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,810 You remember Brain you met him at Christmas. 449 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:04,260 Well he has a best friend and he moved away. 450 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:08,040 And we want to find him another best friend. 451 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,410 But we have to have a very perticular type of..... OK... 452 00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:14,190 I'll sign you up on Man Hunt. 453 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,660 How do you know that? 454 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:19,310 I've heard about it from a friend at school, OK! 455 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,860 Just don't tell my mom I know how to do this. 456 00:29:25,690 --> 00:29:31,230 Here is some cookies for later, and here is a little something for the college fund. 457 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,890 Thanks. No you deserve it you were a big help. 458 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:39,270 No problem. Call me any time you need tech support. 459 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,450 OK... 460 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:51,860 Wow... Look at all of them. 461 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:56,990 It's like a catalogue of men. Yeah. 462 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,780 Oh my god. 463 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:09,300 Oh my god. GOD!! 464 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,760 That can't be real.... 465 00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:19,550 Oh he must have a real hard time finding pants that fit. 466 00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:20,350 How about this one? 467 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,480 A masseur? I was really hoping for a doctor. 468 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,980 How big are you? Huh what? 469 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,650 I am just reading what he wrote... and he said how big are you? 470 00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,440 Well that's a hell of a way to start a conversation. Oh he wrote it again. 471 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,430 How big are you? 472 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,870 He is a fast typer. Oh my god, it's in caps now. 473 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,750 How big are you? He is just very impatient. 474 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:46,210 How big are you? 475 00:30:46,510 --> 00:30:51,240 Well Brian is 6 foot 4. No Brian is 6 foot 2 476 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,640 Just write I'm big... (Rose says sarcastically) I'm BIG. 477 00:30:58,350 --> 00:31:01,280 Cut or Uncut? 478 00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:04,600 How old are you? It is none of his business. 479 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:09,590 How old..... How old are you? 480 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:15,830 Tell him I am.... 52 (Mae repeats herself sternly) 481 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,870 Where did he go? Well I don't know. 482 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:25,670 Well get him back. What in the world make you think I know how to do that? 483 00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:29,940 There was a thing I saw on Opera I think it was called..... "Googling". 484 00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:33,810 "Googling" Yeah how do you spell "google" 485 00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:39,460 Well what do you know. You have a knack for this Rose!. 486 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,160 (giggles) What do we want to ask it? 487 00:31:42,170 --> 00:31:44,990 Where can we find some nice gay men? 488 00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:48,380 Where do we find nice gay men in Birmingham? 489 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,540 Birmingham, Alabama You over rated toaster. 490 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:56,970 But Mae.... Mae that is down town. 491 00:31:57,310 --> 00:32:01,970 Well we haven't been down town after dark in like 20 years. 492 00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:06,710 We just never had any reason to go till now. 493 00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:08,890 You coming? 494 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:17,200 He man I gotcha I gotcha it is right around the corner... 495 00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:23,990 Ladies there's a line... 496 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:30,940 Mae... I don't think this is a very good idea. 497 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,180 Seeing that I am sure they are personally nice people. 498 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,920 Lets go. That's gross... 499 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,650 We are not going anywhere until we find someone for Brian. 500 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:49,980 Are you a nice "dogman" (Man barks loudly at Mae and Rose) 501 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,990 Gregory Phillips..... what do you thin your doing? (Greg chokes on cigarette) 502 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,240 Mrs Davis???? (Mae) Does your mother know you are doing this? 503 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,230 I was just standing here honest I didn't know it was a gay bar. 504 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:05,650 My friend lynette god rest her soul, She died of lung cancer. 505 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:09,810 You are much to young to be starting such bad habits. 506 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:20,860 Can I see some ID please. Oh... really you are so kind. (Both ladies giggle) 507 00:33:25,330 --> 00:33:27,700 Oh god where is it? 508 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,470 Oh wait here it is. 509 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,810 There's my licence it has kind of expired but.... 510 00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:39,400 There is my shopping card, library card and there's a calendar. 511 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,550 Mam..... go in. 512 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,420 You are a credit to your profession. 513 00:33:44,810 --> 00:33:46,600 Come on Rose lets go. 514 00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:53,260 Hi, how are you? That nice young man outside told us to come in here. 515 00:33:53,470 --> 00:33:56,500 10 dollars (Mae) 10 dollars?? each? 516 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,990 Do you offer a senior citizen discount? 517 00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:05,780 Here you go. No, don't worry it is always good to ask. 518 00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:13,660 (Really loud dance music playing in background) It's so LOUD. 519 00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:19,180 (Mae) It's so dark, how am I meant to find a man in this place? 520 00:34:20,150 --> 00:34:22,250 Sorry, oh god I am so sorry... 521 00:34:22,890 --> 00:34:24,480 Excuse me. 522 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,300 Does that hurt? 523 00:34:30,430 --> 00:34:32,690 Hi my name is Mae... 524 00:34:32,930 --> 00:34:35,570 Would you like to meet a nice.... (Mae sighs) 525 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:38,080 I must be doing something wrong. 526 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,480 I think your smiling to much. 527 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:46,710 (Rose) Look at them.... They all seem so serious. 528 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:54,020 (Mae using a really deep voice) Hey I'm Mae... 529 00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:57,290 (Rose) Mae lets get out of here we don't belong here. 530 00:34:57,460 --> 00:35:01,620 We are not going anywhere till we find someone for Brian. 531 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:04,930 Oh for goodness sakes. 532 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:07,430 Mae.... MAE? 533 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,860 Excuse me. 534 00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:13,900 Smoking and drinking? I know you mother didn't raise you like this. 535 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:18,270 Can you please just go away and pretend you don't know me. 536 00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:21,450 Is there a problem here? He is to young to be drinking this. 537 00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:25,280 She is kidding... I am 21 See I have ID. 538 00:35:25,550 --> 00:35:28,920 And I have a library card that doesn't make me Stephen King 539 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,060 He will have a coke. That's 5 dollars please. 540 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,760 5 dollars!!!! for a coke? 541 00:35:35,630 --> 00:35:39,160 You people must have a very profitable business here. 542 00:35:39,830 --> 00:35:42,100 Are you single? 543 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,490 Never mind. 544 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,510 Excuse me.... 545 00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:55,510 Rose did you find anyone while I was gone? 546 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,710 No. 547 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:04,960 I swear I don't know how these gay men meet each other is they don't even crack a smile. 548 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,450 (Rose whispers to Mae) And why didn't you go before you left? 549 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,740 You were rushing me. 550 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,900 Go then. 551 00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:17,430 Meanwhile I am going to make these men talk to me. 552 00:36:18,070 --> 00:36:20,650 If I can face down those daughters of the confederacy, 553 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:24,800 I can certainly win over some stuffy homosexuals. 554 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:32,620 Hey there, I'm Mae Davis. 555 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:36,990 Oh my but isn't it a lovely evening? 556 00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,290 Oh my god! 557 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:43,750 What do we have here? 558 00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:45,800 What drapes died and made that? 559 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,730 Grandma the sound of music look is sooo over (makes a tutting sound) 560 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,240 This I wouldn't bury my dead cat in this. 561 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,130 I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to intrude. 562 00:36:55,910 --> 00:36:57,380 Please don't hurt me. 563 00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:00,660 I know karate. 564 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,530 Foxy? Yes Fantasia 565 00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:23,290 A tiara? 566 00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:26,400 Really? 567 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,150 I don't want any trouble. You don't want any trouble? 568 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:43,410 But my dear life is trouble and it wouldn't be any fun if it wasn't. 569 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,520 Salsa Yes Fantasia? 570 00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:46,940 Does my memory fail me? 571 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:52,730 I don't remember inviting this "person" into my parlour. 572 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,460 And she certainly does not meet the dress code. 573 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,400 I am so sorry I didn't mean to intrude, I just thought.... 574 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,390 You would pop in and take a look at the freak show? 575 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:02,510 See how the other half was living? 576 00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:04,680 Take a walk on the wild side? 577 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,080 and then rush back to your bridge club to tell them some shocking little story. 578 00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:11,850 No.... I am looking for a husband. 579 00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:17,760 You do know what kind of club your in? (everyone laughs) 580 00:38:20,490 --> 00:38:24,330 Not for me. It's for my nephew Brian 581 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,290 Oh wow he is cute. 582 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,940 Well you know his last relationship just turned out real bad, 583 00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:34,540 and his mum and I want to find someone nice for him. 584 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,970 Some to make him smile. 585 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:39,100 Well you know what I mean. 586 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:44,710 When my mommy found out I was gay she kicked me out of the house. 587 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:48,350 Mine did have a few unkind words on the subject. 588 00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:50,690 Rose is it? 589 00:38:50,990 --> 00:38:54,630 I am the Lady Fantasia Extravaganza 590 00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:58,410 Charmed. 591 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:03,930 And this my protege and BFF, Miss Salsa Roha 592 00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:06,350 Charmed. 593 00:39:09,010 --> 00:39:11,050 I just love your outfit. 594 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,080 Are those chimmy chews? 595 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:21,870 Good eye. You know what chimmy chews are? 596 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:27,310 I have never seen any in real life but I have read all about them in Glamour Magazine. 597 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:31,000 You read Glamour Magazine? From cover to cover. 598 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:37,300 I practically devour the whole thing the moment it arrives, all those beautiful clothes 599 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,010 And yet you dress like this? 600 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:41,560 Oh I couldn't wear anything like that. 601 00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:44,530 I am not like you two, I am not a model. 602 00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,190 Oh I am nobody special. 603 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:51,030 My dear you don't know how wrong you are. 604 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:54,270 Ladies, it's glamour time! 605 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,070 (Music playing) 606 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:06,970 (Music Playing) 607 00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,680 You are such a scamp... 608 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,920 I don't believe a word of it but thank you. 609 00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:50,490 Now why don't you tell me how you got... 610 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:54,500 Rose? Rose is that you? 611 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,380 Don't you just love it? 612 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:10,050 Now this is my new friend Miss Fantasia. 613 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,860 Hello, I am Rose's sister Mae. 614 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,850 Oh the mother of young master Brian, I am delighted to meet you. 615 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,460 Rose told me all about you little enterprise... 616 00:41:23,470 --> 00:41:26,320 My friends and I would like to offer any assistance we can. 617 00:41:26,910 --> 00:41:29,280 Thank you so much. 618 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:30,620 Miss Fantasia? 619 00:41:30,850 --> 00:41:33,340 This is Jim and Glenn. 620 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:36,420 Would you know it there a couple. 621 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,190 Jim is in real estate and Glenn is a paramedic. 622 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:41,450 Hi Hi 623 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:44,390 I am delighted to make your acquaintance. 624 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,430 I was just telling them about our little husband hunt for Brian. 625 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:53,400 Oh he's nice. Yeah pity he is a coke head. 626 00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:56,900 How about that one? Married. 627 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,530 Him? Alcoholic. 628 00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,980 That one? Passive aggressive. 629 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:01,540 Him? Crystal fiend. 630 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,110 Him? Republican. 631 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:04,280 Him? Mine. 632 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,260 What about... Also mine. 633 00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:08,790 What I am popular. 634 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,550 This is harder than it looks. 635 00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:13,550 Hi. 636 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:21,060 What was that? It's called growing attitude. 637 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,370 ahhh he's just young. 638 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,140 Well that is no excuse for bad manners. 639 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:30,540 (Greg shouts in pain) What was that all about? What was what? 640 00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:34,240 That nice man just said hello to you and you just sneered at him. 641 00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:37,440 Because he is like 100 years old Now honey listen to me... 642 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:41,780 Being 16 and skinny is no great accomplishment. 643 00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:45,760 That man is a paramedic he saved someone life today. 644 00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:49,890 Now would it kill you to be polite and come over and say hello? 645 00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:56,060 Jim, Glenn this is my neighbours son Gregg. 646 00:42:56,770 --> 00:42:58,570 Hi err.... 647 00:42:59,770 --> 00:43:00,840 Hello (sneers) 648 00:43:02,170 --> 00:43:04,570 Are you like a doctor or something? 649 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,970 See was that so hard. 650 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:10,700 (Mae sighs) And pull up your pants for god sakes. 651 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:14,250 Who is going to buy the cow when you give the milk for free. 652 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,660 What does that even mean? Now where did Rose go? 653 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,220 Did I do it right? Like an old pro. 654 00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:30,360 Rose we are suppose to be finding a boyfriend for Brian, not.... 655 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:32,530 Looking at his heine... Rose?? 656 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,000 It's so tight. 657 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,610 I have just never seen a heine that tight. 658 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,540 Oi, it is very nice I am not saying it is everything... 659 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,810 Ladies can we focus? 660 00:43:45,050 --> 00:43:51,610 Look at his tummy Mae.... I can count each little muscle. 661 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,450 Oh?.... look at the size of that... 662 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,660 Ladies, he is a walking talking anatomy lesson... 663 00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:03,490 I am sure that Brian is looking for a man that... 664 00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:06,960 Oh my... 665 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:11,830 Oh... Brian isn't looking for a man that... 666 00:44:14,510 --> 00:44:16,410 All right give me a dollar. 667 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:23,220 Excuse me.... Woohoo Mr Stripper Man? 668 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,600 You single? What? 669 00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:28,830 Are you single? 670 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,520 Lady I am flattered but I am not even straight. 671 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:37,430 Yeah it is hard work but it makes you feel like your making a difference every single day. 672 00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:40,140 Yeah fascinating story. 673 00:44:40,610 --> 00:44:43,730 So you guys going to but me a drink now or what? 674 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,480 Now why would we go and do that? 675 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:49,440 So I can keep standing here being seen with you of course. 676 00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:52,810 Really I like a guy with a great sense of humour. 677 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:56,390 This life is just to damn hard if you can't laugh at it. 678 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,450 That is so true. 679 00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:00,630 You know you both totally want me. (Both start laughing) 680 00:45:01,330 --> 00:45:03,020 No Not so much. 681 00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:04,790 Not since you opened your mouth. 682 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:09,130 So what do you do when you not..... naked? 683 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,890 I go to school. School? 684 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,020 Law school? Med school? 685 00:45:15,070 --> 00:45:15,990 Art school. 686 00:45:17,950 --> 00:45:20,630 Oh? What? Oh nothing... 687 00:45:21,050 --> 00:45:22,790 It's just me letting go of a dream. 688 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:23,770 Bullshit.... 689 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,290 See you know you want it. 690 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,700 Oh I really wish my mom was as cool as you are. 691 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:37,220 Good can you tell that to my son when you meet him? 692 00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:41,730 And between you and me Chase he is a catch. 693 00:45:49,810 --> 00:45:51,440 Honey I get to go home to that every night.... 694 00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:53,450 So you can put away your pop gun. 695 00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:59,350 Here are directions to dinner at 5PM sharp. 696 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,800 And you don't have to... 697 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,170 You don't have to bring anything. 698 00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:08,250 Thanks. 699 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:13,420 Chase it's not formal dress but... 700 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,350 Oh yeah yeah yeah I will put on pants. 701 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,900 awww come on why not? 702 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,430 Your annoying Arrogant. 703 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,570 A twink and like total jail bait. 704 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:24,960 I'm 21... see? 705 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,710 Oh this again... I think this little card has caused enough trouble for one night. 706 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,400 Hey can I bring my friend Miss Kitty? 707 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,650 She is an elegant woman just like you. 708 00:46:35,850 --> 00:46:37,420 Well of course. 709 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:41,020 There right there.... Kitty? Miss Kitty? 710 00:46:41,230 --> 00:46:43,060 Which one is she? 711 00:46:43,230 --> 00:46:45,750 The one with the strong right hook. 712 00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,100 Give me that. 713 00:46:47,270 --> 00:46:48,820 I know you mother. 714 00:46:49,030 --> 00:46:50,470 This sucks. 715 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:52,370 I ..... Language. 716 00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:56,740 Now I hope you two boys can come over for dinner. 717 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,510 It's nothing fancy just good food and good folk. 718 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:04,880 Now Gregg say goodnight to your new friend, I am giving you a ride home. 719 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:05,760 I just got here. 720 00:47:06,430 --> 00:47:08,250 It's 10 PM and it's a school night. 721 00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:10,660 I don't know where you mother thinks you are. 722 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:12,850 Ugh... women. I heard that. 723 00:47:13,410 --> 00:47:15,140 Rose , come on... 724 00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:21,860 Can I tell you two something? 725 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:29,300 You all are the first new friends I have made in 20 years. 726 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,710 Darling? 727 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,010 Divas... 728 00:47:43,890 --> 00:47:46,820 Good OK... (Speaks Spanish) 729 00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:55,190 and then.... Sister sizzle. 730 00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:58,970 I love you No I love you. 731 00:48:01,270 --> 00:48:02,930 Oh he's cute. 732 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:07,640 Yeah you should probably stick to university for a little while. 733 00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:13,340 Wow you have been everywhere. 734 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:18,820 Yeah Artith and I finally had a chance to travel when Brian was in college. 735 00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:21,460 That one is take in Rome. 736 00:48:23,130 --> 00:48:27,620 And is this Brian? That is my pride and joy. 737 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,680 Where's your husband? He passed away a few years back. 738 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,070 I'm sorry. 739 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:40,540 Oh don't be, he had a good life and I was lucky enough to share it with him. 740 00:48:41,550 --> 00:48:45,040 (Doorbell Rings) (Rose) Hey Mae, you want me to get that? No no I will get it. 741 00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:49,110 Well here we go. You go and hide in the dining room because I wanna surprise him. 742 00:48:49,290 --> 00:48:50,620 OK. OK great. 743 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:55,590 Brian... Hey mom. 744 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,460 I am so glad you are here there is someone I want you to meet. 745 00:48:58,730 --> 00:48:59,700 Oh yeah about that I actually... 746 00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:02,930 Everybody this is my son Brian. 747 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,460 (Everyone) Hi Brian. 748 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:05,870 Hi... 749 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:13,540 This is the Lady Fantasia Extravaganza. 750 00:49:14,110 --> 00:49:16,380 Charmed. All right... 751 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,870 This is Jim. Hi. 752 00:49:18,430 --> 00:49:19,860 And Glenn Hi. 753 00:49:20,450 --> 00:49:22,280 I am Gregg. 754 00:49:22,490 --> 00:49:24,800 Remember what we said about the varsity team. 755 00:49:26,490 --> 00:49:27,570 Isn't that the neighbours....? 756 00:49:27,570 --> 00:49:30,480 Yes we are trying to find him some better role models. 757 00:49:30,490 --> 00:49:35,040 And this is Chase He is going to art school. 758 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,790 That's nice. 759 00:49:38,470 --> 00:49:40,380 This is Miss Salsa Roha. 760 00:49:40,390 --> 00:49:43,610 Who I might add has turned out to be quite the cook. 761 00:49:44,110 --> 00:49:46,200 You will have to try my (Spanish word) sometime. 762 00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:47,880 Right.. 763 00:49:48,410 --> 00:49:52,790 And now that we are all here why don't we sit down to dinner? 764 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,090 errrr... you see mom.... the thing is... 765 00:49:56,290 --> 00:49:59,350 Oh now where is kitty? Knife fight. 766 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,850 Don't ask. 767 00:50:02,830 --> 00:50:05,260 Well does everyone have something to drink. 768 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:07,260 Mom.... MOM!! 769 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,660 So your mom tells me that your a teacher. Yeah. 770 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:13,800 So what does a girl got to do to get a little extra credit? 771 00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:18,440 So what is it that you teach? AP Literature. 772 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:23,440 So what is your favourite book? Errrr... excuse me both you guys but... 773 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:24,850 Mom.. 774 00:50:25,570 --> 00:50:26,810 Can I ask you something? 775 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,840 Of course dear. 776 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,580 How do you know all these people? 777 00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:35,090 Why you acting like I never get out of the house. 778 00:50:35,190 --> 00:50:38,960 So are you surprised that I have friends you don't know about? 779 00:50:39,430 --> 00:50:40,500 Yeah. 780 00:50:41,870 --> 00:50:47,170 You know that they are all... Delightful? Yes are they just. 781 00:50:48,370 --> 00:50:53,820 So Chase, why don't you tell Brian about the painting your working on the one about the rack... 782 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:57,550 Oh well it is this kind of arigory.... Sorry ERM... 783 00:50:57,850 --> 00:51:01,910 Mom I have some news, and I mean some really big news. 784 00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:06,520 Well I think I know what it is. Really how did you find out? 785 00:51:06,660 --> 00:51:09,300 I'm your mother I know everything. (Doorbell rings) 786 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,700 Now I wonder who that can be? Maybe it's Kitty. 787 00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:15,870 I'll get it. Mom wait a.... 788 00:51:17,670 --> 00:51:21,880 Hello.... Well hi you must be Brian's mom. 789 00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:25,470 I'm Jenny Sue. Errrr.... Yes? 790 00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:28,980 Jenny Camble of Scott's Camble. 791 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:32,770 This is Jenny Sue, My Fiancee. 792 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,180 (Jenny) It is so nice to finally meet you. 793 00:51:37,290 --> 00:51:39,930 Brian talks about you all the time. 794 00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:41,680 Does he? 795 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:47,360 My goodness and so many people. 796 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,530 Brian never told me that you were throwing us a party. 797 00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:53,530 Well you know how things slip his mind. 798 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:57,710 Oh this is Salsa Roha. 799 00:51:58,110 --> 00:52:00,340 Hola, delighted to meet you. 800 00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:03,770 Just because you have a real couchie.... 801 00:52:04,050 --> 00:52:08,430 Tourette Syndrome poor dear and the doctors can't do a thing about it. 802 00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:13,220 I am Miss Fantasia Extravaganza. It is so nice to finally meet you. 803 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:17,120 Brian has been talking our ears off about you all evening. 804 00:52:17,330 --> 00:52:19,700 Oh you must be frightfully bored by now. 805 00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:23,110 Oh on the contrary we are dying to hear more.. 806 00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:27,800 This is my sister Rose. It is nice to meet you. 807 00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:32,830 This is Chase, Jim, Glenn and Gregg. 808 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:37,790 Everybody this is Brian's Fiancee err.... 809 00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:41,480 Jenny Sue. Hiya ya all. 810 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:49,270 Wait you said Brian was playing on our team. 811 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:51,490 Yeah well apparently he is cross training. 812 00:52:52,730 --> 00:52:56,130 Would you like some salad? What don't you all say grace? 813 00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,500 Of course dear, Would you like to do the honours? 814 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:03,230 Certainly. 815 00:53:05,990 --> 00:53:08,140 Thank you god for another wonderful day, 816 00:53:08,350 --> 00:53:10,870 and the chance to be here with my new friends. 817 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,940 And thank you for all this wonderful food, 818 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:17,550 and most importantly thank you for bringing Brian to me again. 819 00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:18,750 Amen. 820 00:53:21,730 --> 00:53:25,560 Oh my this certainly is an interesting dish, What do you call it? 821 00:53:25,930 --> 00:53:29,060 (Speaks very aggressive Spanish) 822 00:53:29,070 --> 00:53:31,470 Wow what a name! 823 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,120 Mom is everything OK? 824 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:35,290 Of course dear why do you ask? 825 00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:40,520 I was kind of expecting you to be jumping up and down with excitement right about now. 826 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:43,910 You just caught me a little by surprise is all... 827 00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:46,710 Am I not what you were expecting? 828 00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:50,520 Oh no dear I have always wanted a daughter in law. 829 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,720 Oh bless your heart. 830 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:55,120 You know we should go out next week and have lunch, 831 00:53:55,330 --> 00:53:57,920 we could get together and go shopping and get our hair done. 832 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,530 Oh that sounds like so much fun. 833 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,200 Can I come? 834 00:54:02,430 --> 00:54:06,230 Of course I wouldn't think about leaving out Brian's favourite aunt. 835 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,330 You know mom I was really kind of.... 836 00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:09,910 Eat your salad dear. 837 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:13,300 Jenny Sue, have you and Brian given any thought, 838 00:54:13,310 --> 00:54:15,310 about what your going to name the children? MOM! 839 00:54:15,550 --> 00:54:17,880 What? I am just making conversation. 840 00:54:18,350 --> 00:54:20,350 Oh yeah I have been keeping a list, 841 00:54:20,350 --> 00:54:22,990 because I plan on having a big family with Brian. 842 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,000 Like the bible says be fruitful and multiple. 843 00:54:26,890 --> 00:54:29,450 Jenny Sue, I love you already. 844 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,250 See Brian, I told you we would get along. 845 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,360 Now how about some red win it's a lovely... 846 00:54:35,630 --> 00:54:39,130 Oh no thank you, I never touch the devils alcohol. 847 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:42,400 Brian how about you? 848 00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:44,650 Oh he doesn't touch it either. 849 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:51,740 Really? But Brian you have such lovely taste in... 850 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:55,350 Well Jenny Sue is helping me clean up my act. 851 00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:58,970 That's right no more drinking, no more swearing.. 852 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,750 and don't get me started on those practical jokes, 853 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,930 I don't know how you ever put up with that. 854 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:11,330 Jenny? How long have you and Brian been seeing each other? 855 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:14,760 Not long when it is right you just know it. 856 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:16,130 Where did you two meet? 857 00:55:16,370 --> 00:55:20,070 Oh it was so sweet we met through my daddy. 858 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:23,080 Really who is your father? (Salsa Sarcastically) Yeah who is ya daddy? 859 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,260 Minister down at Congrave Baptist. 860 00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:29,440 Really but we are auspicable? 861 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,840 But Brian? Really great salad mom. 862 00:55:30,850 --> 00:55:33,240 Why thank you is there anything else you need tossed? 863 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,490 Oh the church has a Christian singles night on Thursday... 864 00:55:37,510 --> 00:55:39,290 You all should come down sometime. 865 00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:40,780 I am not sure we would fit in. 866 00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:44,740 Oh nonsense You would be the belle of the ball. 867 00:55:45,470 --> 00:55:48,900 You know we have also dropped that whole rule about interracial dating. 868 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:52,110 How wonderfully progressive of you. 869 00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:52,960 Why thank you. 870 00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:57,810 You boys should come to. We're a kind of taken. 871 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,500 Oh are ya all married? 872 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,770 Only in Massachusetts. 873 00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:03,150 Massachusetts.... 874 00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:04,130 Jenny Sue... 875 00:56:04,170 --> 00:56:08,380 Have you and Brian given any thought to the way the children are going to brought up. 876 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:11,750 Oh yeah they are going to be home school just like I was. 877 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:12,840 Home schooled? 878 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:14,910 Well we wouldn't want the exposed, 879 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:18,900 To all that amoral, secular, humanist, devil worship in the public school system now would we. 880 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,450 It must be rough on you Brian. 881 00:56:20,770 --> 00:56:24,080 Did they make you sacrifice the goat at the beginning of class or the end? 882 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,100 My daddy is going to find him a new job. 883 00:56:26,910 --> 00:56:28,740 What? That hasn't actually been settled yet. 884 00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:31,180 You love those kids you teach. 885 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:35,560 Yeah and now I am going to have kids of my own. Well I guess... 886 00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:41,990 So Jenny Sue, Brian keeps telling me about how much you have in common. 887 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,560 Oh (giggles) That is so true. 888 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,190 Things like? 889 00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:52,300 Oh well we both just love pecan pie. Can't get enough of it isn't that nice. 890 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,100 Long walks, Oh and puppies we both just love puppies. 891 00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:59,960 Well that is nice. (jenny) and Brian is such a good listener. 892 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,150 (Jenny) Sometimes I just go on and on and on, 893 00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:05,410 and talk about the silliest little things for hour after hour after hour, 894 00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:07,160 and he won't even say a word. 895 00:57:07,450 --> 00:57:08,150 Really? 896 00:57:09,890 --> 00:57:11,890 So dear whens the wedding? 897 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:17,070 Well we haven't set a date yet, but I do like the idea of a June wedding. 898 00:57:18,330 --> 00:57:19,080 So soon? 899 00:57:19,830 --> 00:57:23,910 Are you going to hire a florist or is Brian going to do the flower arrangements? 900 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,840 I don't know what you mean? 901 00:57:26,670 --> 00:57:29,780 He means do you know that your Fiancee is gay? 902 00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:34,210 Oh god... Oh god... oh mom. 903 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:38,010 Breath breath... don't try to talk mom... 904 00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:41,610 (jenny) hello my fiancй's mother's having a stroke... Don't talk just breath mom. 905 00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:45,110 Are you OK, Mae? (jenny) well actually I am not sure... 906 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:48,300 Oh god doesn't anyone know CPR? 907 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:50,020 Believe me I don't think she is having a stroke. 908 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,800 I am not having a stroke (Jenny) never mind false alarm Are you sure mom? 909 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,930 Let us just check you in as a precaution Brian please stop it... 910 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:03,410 Don't worry about me... What about your Fiancee? 911 00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:06,370 She knows. 912 00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:08,640 She knows??? Yeah she knows. 913 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:12,610 and I am tickled pink to be able to save Brian from a life of sin and perversion. 914 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:16,130 Can you pass the butter? 915 00:58:19,390 --> 00:58:22,430 So... great pork chops. 916 00:58:26,060 --> 00:58:28,630 Brian.... I did hear you right? 917 00:58:28,770 --> 00:58:31,340 You did say that you were gay? 918 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,640 Mom if I say yes are you going to have a stroke? 919 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,770 Oh stop it. Yeah. 920 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,840 But your marrying Jenny Sue. 921 00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:42,100 (jenny) why ain't it grand? 922 00:58:42,110 --> 00:58:44,350 I get a catch of a husband like this? 923 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,560 and I get to save a soul for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. 924 00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:50,920 He's a twofer. 925 00:58:51,790 --> 00:58:54,440 I thought you would be kind of happy that I am settling down. 926 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,020 Yeah... I guess... 927 00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:05,100 So Chase you help me out here. 928 00:59:05,110 --> 00:59:09,190 I thought that being gay, meant you fall in love with other men. 929 00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:13,020 That's what I thought. Just checking. 930 00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:15,500 So Brian do you love this girl? 931 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:18,740 Mom I like her a lot.... and I will love my kids. 932 00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:22,860 Oh and he is going love me Mrs Davis Don't you worry about that. 933 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,320 Who doesn't love me. 934 00:59:25,990 --> 00:59:29,930 Except for that one weird little boy in Sunday school I think his name was Curtis. 935 00:59:30,190 --> 00:59:33,560 No matter how nice I was to him he wouldn't love me back. 936 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,920 Tried flirting? Yes! 937 00:59:36,430 --> 00:59:37,930 Flattery? Yes. 938 00:59:38,030 --> 00:59:39,150 Bribery? 939 00:59:40,050 --> 00:59:43,990 I even baked that boy peach biscuits I tell you nothing worked. 940 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,880 (jenny) Oh by the way I wouldn't want to pry into another woman's secrets but.... 941 00:59:50,550 --> 00:59:52,340 Oh pry away. 942 00:59:52,450 --> 00:59:56,620 (Jenny) Well there is something I have dying to ask you since I laid eye's on you. 943 00:59:57,290 --> 00:59:58,750 Mom she is a sweet girl. 944 00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:02,170 Brian she is practically cotton candy. 945 01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:06,300 She is going to make a great mother. Well maybe but be practical here, 946 01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:11,210 Have you thought this through? I mean how is it going to work in the bedroom... 947 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,640 Mom come on... 948 01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:17,190 It's not like I can't be with a woman. 949 01:00:17,710 --> 01:00:22,010 You sure? Well there was this time in college.... 950 01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:23,760 I don't want to know the details. 951 01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:29,050 You tell me this.... Does she make you happy? 952 01:00:29,530 --> 01:00:35,850 I mean laugh out loud, thrilled to be alive, smiling all the time happy. 953 01:00:35,850 --> 01:00:36,990 Mom I'm 30. So? 954 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,310 The number of women willing to marry a 30 year old gay guy is kind of limited. 955 01:00:41,100 --> 01:00:44,130 If I want to have kids it has to be now and it has to be Jenny. 956 01:00:44,270 --> 01:00:49,400 Your not just doing this because of .... You know Dennis? 957 01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:50,860 You know about Dennis? 958 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:54,840 I'm your mother I know everything, So? 959 01:00:59,930 --> 01:01:01,400 You just don't know what it's like... 960 01:01:03,550 --> 01:01:07,560 I keep going to these clubs and half the guys are on crystal meth, 961 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,360 and the other half are sneering at me, 962 01:01:09,430 --> 01:01:12,870 because god forbid they actually talk to someone born before 1980. 963 01:01:13,230 --> 01:01:14,420 It's not that bad. 964 01:01:15,030 --> 01:01:17,050 You wait 5 years and then you come and talk to me. 965 01:01:17,170 --> 01:01:17,940 But Brian... 966 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:21,340 Mom I don't want to waste the rest of my life chasing, 967 01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:24,830 after someone who cares more about what gym I go to than what is going on with me 968 01:01:24,950 --> 01:01:26,610 I want someone who cares about me. 969 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:27,660 It's all I want. 970 01:01:27,660 --> 01:01:29,030 Then be happy for me. 971 01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:37,240 (Jenny sequels) It's so cool... 972 01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:44,510 You sure know a lot about make up. 973 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,100 I have a lot to hide. 974 01:01:46,730 --> 01:01:49,390 Stop it you can't be a day over 30. 975 01:01:49,630 --> 01:01:51,300 Oh your so sweet. 976 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,170 Blind as a bat.... But so sweet. 977 01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:58,120 Hate to eat and run but we really need to get going. 978 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,230 But Brian you have finished your... 979 01:02:00,910 --> 01:02:02,500 Well it was nice to meet ya all. 980 01:02:03,450 --> 01:02:05,800 (Jenny) Mrs Davis, thank you for a lovely evening. 981 01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:08,880 (Mae) It's so nice to meet you to dear. 982 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,080 My parents are dying to meet you. 983 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,430 Can you come over to our house on Friday? 984 01:02:13,930 --> 01:02:17,290 Gee your parents live so far out in the country... 985 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,160 Gee I would love to come. (Jenny) Yay... 986 01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:24,810 I have a better idea why don't they come over here for dinner? 987 01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:27,120 Oh they couldn't impose. 988 01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:28,950 No please... 989 01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:32,640 They have done so much already getting the two of you together. 990 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,000 And sometimes I like having the home court advantage. 991 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,730 Mom I am really not sure... I will not take no for an answer. 992 01:02:39,050 --> 01:02:42,070 How about we say 6? Well OK then. 993 01:02:43,390 --> 01:02:45,540 It is going to be so much fun having you in the family. 994 01:02:46,060 --> 01:02:47,160 Look mom I really don't think this is... 995 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,030 I just want you to be happy. 996 01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:52,020 Now you kids go and have fun. 997 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,780 (laughs) 998 01:02:55,360 --> 01:03:01,470 (Gentle music playing in background) 999 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:05,790 (Mae) Well hello... Mom you remember Jenny Sue? 1000 01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:09,610 (Mae) How could I forget. It's nice to see again. 1001 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:14,510 We are just as pleased as punch that you invited us over. These are my parents. 1002 01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:17,510 I am John but my friends call me Buddy. 1003 01:03:18,790 --> 01:03:20,980 And this is my wife Edna. 1004 01:03:21,430 --> 01:03:23,840 Nice to meet you.... (Mae) An absolute pleasure. 1005 01:03:24,730 --> 01:03:26,630 Well why don't you all come inside? 1006 01:03:27,270 --> 01:03:30,120 Well Mrs Davis you have a lovely home... 1007 01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:36,880 errrr.... Mom.... 1008 01:03:37,610 --> 01:03:42,040 Oh I just love it your so adventuresome. 1009 01:03:42,850 --> 01:03:45,210 Well now that you are looking after my Brian, 1010 01:03:45,210 --> 01:03:48,370 it mean I have found time for so many new interests. 1011 01:03:48,590 --> 01:03:50,130 Really? Such as? 1012 01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:55,700 Can I offer anyone a drink? Thank you but we never touch... 1013 01:03:55,830 --> 01:03:58,810 The devil's alcohol, I remember now. 1014 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,180 Well Brian how about you? 1015 01:04:01,190 --> 01:04:05,030 I just learned how to make a Sour Apple Martini and I am just dying... 1016 01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:08,620 To try it. Mom you know I don't drink alcohol. Silly me. 1017 01:04:11,170 --> 01:04:15,910 Jenny Sue you have certainly had an influence over my little Brian. 1018 01:04:16,580 --> 01:04:21,320 Why thank you. It is almost like I am getting a whole new son. 1019 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:25,090 You know mom I could really go for a glass of ice tea. 1020 01:04:25,090 --> 01:04:29,350 What a nice idea.... Why don't you do and fetch a pitcher for the rest of us? 1021 01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:33,800 I can't tell you how happy I am, 1022 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:37,270 that he is marrying a nice girl like Jenny Sue. 1023 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,990 My little pumpkin is quite a catch. 1024 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:45,560 Are you OK with Brian being.... The past is the past. 1025 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:47,150 And I always said... 1026 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:51,180 If anyone can turn a queer man straight it is my lttle girl. 1027 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,830 Really? You actually went around saying that? 1028 01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:01,380 Is everyone getting along? 1029 01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:07,990 Of course dear, I was just telling Jenny Sue how I can't wait to get some grand kids. 1030 01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:11,160 and I can't wait to get started on them. 1031 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:16,700 But I will of course wait till after we are married. 1032 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,700 I think that might be best. 1033 01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:22,390 I'm sorry is this a bad time? 1034 01:05:23,190 --> 01:05:26,050 Chase it is never a bad time to see you. 1035 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,150 Well I finished the piece would you like to take a look at it? 1036 01:05:30,490 --> 01:05:32,910 I can't wait OK. 1037 01:05:34,740 --> 01:05:39,320 Chase is such a sweet boy, he has been helping me out around the house 1038 01:05:39,470 --> 01:05:43,130 Well mom you know I would do that if you just asked. Oh don't be silly. 1039 01:05:43,390 --> 01:05:46,310 Chase needs to earn a little money for art school. 1040 01:05:47,170 --> 01:05:51,590 Besides I am sure you are much to busy fixing up your place for Jenny Sue. 1041 01:05:52,180 --> 01:05:56,030 We are not going to keep that old place. Really? 1042 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,780 We have picked out a new house for them in our neighbourhood. 1043 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:04,400 Calvary Heights. It's a gated Christian community. 1044 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,790 Very nice, only the right sort of people. 1045 01:06:07,810 --> 01:06:09,120 But we really haven't decided yet. 1046 01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:10,390 Oh nonsense. 1047 01:06:10,490 --> 01:06:13,060 No grandchild of mine is going to be raised... 1048 01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:15,790 in that heck hole of a neighbourhood you live in. 1049 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:20,300 Did you know there is a Mormon family, living just down the block from him? 1050 01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:22,430 and the Muslims are moving in. 1051 01:06:22,430 --> 01:06:25,820 There is even a rumour of..... Unitarians. 1052 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:27,630 No! Yes. 1053 01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:30,230 OK are you ready? 1054 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,490 What do you think? Oh my lord... 1055 01:06:39,670 --> 01:06:40,410 It's err.... 1056 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:47,700 Chase when you said you were doing a portrait.... 1057 01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:50,540 Isn't that George Bush? Yep. 1058 01:06:51,270 --> 01:06:53,070 And that's his penis. 1059 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:56,030 It's err.... as near as I could guess. 1060 01:06:56,170 --> 01:06:59,150 Isn't it really funny how different people have different interpretations of art. 1061 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:05,060 I just got it The emperor has no clothes. 1062 01:07:05,550 --> 01:07:07,800 I was wondering if you were going to get the reference. 1063 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,550 You want me to come back tomorrow so I can hang it? 1064 01:07:11,790 --> 01:07:15,290 Oh could you do it now I want it right here over the fireplace. 1065 01:07:15,290 --> 01:07:16,260 What? 1066 01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:20,430 Now that I have seen it I can't go another night without looking at it. 1067 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:24,900 You are hanging a picture of a naked man in your living room? 1068 01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:27,160 I don't see what the big deal is daddy? 1069 01:07:27,610 --> 01:07:30,510 Well Brian has the shower curtain covered in little pictures.... 1070 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,260 I can tell we are going to have some lively art discussions over family dinners huh. 1071 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:38,390 What is on your shower curtain? 1072 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,330 It's a sketch on Michaelangelo... 1073 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,290 Who's that? Probably just Fantasia. 1074 01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:51,110 Mae darling it is good to see you. 1075 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,180 Fantasia... 1076 01:07:55,630 --> 01:07:57,330 What a nice surprise. 1077 01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:01,110 What an unexpected pleasure. These are my parents. 1078 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,340 This is Edna and Buddy. Mom this is Fantasia. 1079 01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:06,740 She is the one that showed me this trick with the lipstick 1080 01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:12,230 Really? Well you didn't tell me she.... she... 1081 01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:15,020 Coloured? Did I forget to mention that? 1082 01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:18,390 What are you doing here? Yeah what are you doing here? 1083 01:08:18,590 --> 01:08:21,610 Picking up Rose we have tickets to see a show. 1084 01:08:22,230 --> 01:08:24,800 A girl's night out that sounds like so much fun 1085 01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:27,300 Now you have to tell me each and everything you get... 1086 01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:32,070 Now no one likes a girl who talks to much. 1087 01:08:32,690 --> 01:08:33,690 Yes mam. 1088 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:37,510 So what are you two ladies going to see? 1089 01:08:37,510 --> 01:08:40,440 Oh it's called "Over Night Male" It's a group of male strippers. 1090 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,120 Mom shouldn't we be sitting down to dinner? 1091 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,290 Brian, don't be rude to my friend. 1092 01:08:45,470 --> 01:08:48,510 Besides that Rose won't be ready for another 20 mins. 1093 01:08:48,510 --> 01:08:51,960 Yes mam... Sorry Fantasia it is good to see you. 1094 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:55,560 Think nothing of it planning a wedding can be ever so stressful 1095 01:08:55,570 --> 01:08:58,080 Err... can I get you something? Maybe a glass of ice tea? 1096 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,470 Actually I am dressed for red wine if you got it. 1097 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,290 I have a bottle in the kitchen. 1098 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,550 Charmed I am sure. 1099 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:08,330 Hi, Fantasia 1100 01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:12,780 Oh and how is our budding young artist tonight? 1101 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,950 Nice job with the flesh tones. 1102 01:09:19,270 --> 01:09:21,060 But his willy isn't that big. 1103 01:09:21,550 --> 01:09:23,810 How would you....? One of my performing gigs. 1104 01:09:28,610 --> 01:09:31,500 I'll tell you all about it at your bachelorette party. 1105 01:09:31,810 --> 01:09:32,890 (sequels) I get a party? 1106 01:09:33,070 --> 01:09:36,980 Well of course... we can't let you get married without one last night of fun. 1107 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:40,940 Jenny Sue, we need to have a little talk about your new friends. 1108 01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:43,530 I was thinking we would go for a western theme. 1109 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,730 All the guests can wear these little cowgirl outfits. 1110 01:09:47,590 --> 01:09:49,020 I am not sure that is really suitable. 1111 01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:52,670 Hey sport I am looking for a stud. 1112 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,040 .... in the wall. 1113 01:09:56,090 --> 01:09:58,600 I know this one performer by the name of "Cowboy Joe".... 1114 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,900 Who can do a trick with a 10 galleon hat, where he holds his... 1115 01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:03,850 I wish the best for the both of you. Owww damn it 1116 01:10:06,390 --> 01:10:16,320 I think you meant oops, your going to be hanging out with the holy rollers there, You might want to stay away from the D word. 1117 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,310 Trust me my mom is penticostal. 1118 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,880 .... It just hangs there. Oh thank you. 1119 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,020 Aren't you having any Edna? 1120 01:10:25,730 --> 01:10:28,310 We never touch the devil's alcohol. 1121 01:10:28,660 --> 01:10:33,750 Oh really, you mean Satan is responsible for this delightful Merlot 1122 01:10:33,890 --> 01:10:35,590 He is a cagey one....! 1123 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:39,800 Does you mom know about.... Me oh yeah. 1124 01:10:40,230 --> 01:10:41,670 I told her when I was 16. 1125 01:10:41,670 --> 01:10:44,910 Wow... do you two ever talk? 1126 01:10:45,030 --> 01:10:48,420 Talk no? shout lots. 1127 01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,960 Sorry. Hey at least we are still trying. 1128 01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:53,270 It's right there in the bible. 1129 01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:57,420 Yes sir, that merlot is practically devil juice. 1130 01:10:57,980 --> 01:10:59,920 I must have missed that verse. 1131 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,900 Didn't Jesus once turn water into wine? 1132 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,490 He must have been very popular at parties. 1133 01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:07,270 So what so you think? 1134 01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:11,180 Do you want the nice answer or the honest one? 1135 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,590 (Brian) Well I have this urge. (Buddy) It was just a demonstration of his power. 1136 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,700 what of Bartending? Most certainly not. 1137 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,430 That's my opinion. I know it's... 1138 01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:22,700 I think it is so cute that you had an art class in college. 1139 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:26,580 Jesus makes wine for his guests but there not allowed to drink it? 1140 01:11:26,980 --> 01:11:28,030 Now you have got it. 1141 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,570 I bet no one went back to his parties a second time. 1142 01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:34,580 I bet you can actually use the word "impressionism" in a sentence. 1143 01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:36,110 Listen Mr I will have you know... 1144 01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:38,090 (Sounds of heated conversation in the background) That I was... 1145 01:11:41,490 --> 01:11:44,020 Puppies. what? 1146 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,460 Err... Jenny Sue and I have decided that we going to adopt a puppy 1147 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:51,860 We did? Wow isn't that nice? 1148 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:55,620 As long as it is a big dog I hate those little yappy ones. 1149 01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:57,860 Yes Buddy I know exactly what you mean. 1150 01:11:57,990 --> 01:12:00,240 I simply can't abide those little purse rats. 1151 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:02,880 I know.... what was Paris Hilton thinking? 1152 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,820 Who said that bitch knew anything about fashion? 1153 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:07,850 I don't know, I thought that top she wore to the emmy's was really cute 1154 01:12:08,050 --> 01:12:09,570 That thing with the ruffles you really liked that? 1155 01:12:09,570 --> 01:12:12,110 Well not on me, But maybe with someone with a little more cleavage.... 1156 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,150 Jenny Sue... 1157 01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:17,130 To much talking.... 1158 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,190 Sorry Momma 1159 01:12:24,970 --> 01:12:27,870 So about that dog.... 1160 01:12:28,150 --> 01:12:30,830 We were thinking maybe a German Shepard perhaps a.... 1161 01:12:47,060 --> 01:12:47,780 Hey Rose... 1162 01:12:54,970 --> 01:12:57,880 (Rose speaks with a sexy voice) Hello I'm Rose. 1163 01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:01,500 Now there is a woman who knows how to make an entrance. 1164 01:13:01,970 --> 01:13:05,000 Oh you are just to cute for words. 1165 01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:08,170 You like it? I thought the feathers might be a bit to much. 1166 01:13:08,950 --> 01:13:11,850 No Jenny sue is right it is adorable. 1167 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:17,890 You know we are having a senior social at our church this Saturday, you should come. 1168 01:13:18,490 --> 01:13:22,890 Thank you so much But Saturday is when I see my boyfriends. 1169 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:26,730 Did you say.... "Boyfriends"? No I am sure she meant... 1170 01:13:26,930 --> 01:13:31,000 Oh yes every since Rose has discovered on-line dating, 1171 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,020 she has been the belle of the ball. 1172 01:13:34,270 --> 01:13:35,950 Really? That is so very... 1173 01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:38,180 Rose, do you have your dollar bills ready? 1174 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:42,670 Yeah.. Oh aunt rose you certainly have... Blossomed? 1175 01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:43,830 That's the word I was looking for. 1176 01:13:43,830 --> 01:13:47,310 Chase, would you come over here and show me that thing with the dollar bill again. 1177 01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:50,120 Simple... just fold it length ways... 1178 01:13:58,460 --> 01:14:01,350 You are such a flirt. Oh come on show me those hips. 1179 01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:05,960 Oh yes he dances at one of those clubs down town... 1180 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,950 You should come and see him sometime. 1181 01:14:07,950 --> 01:14:10,890 You mean your hanging out with male strippers? No just the one. 1182 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:12,900 (Edna stutters) Oh it is OK to look... 1183 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:15,030 He is very easy on the eye's. 1184 01:14:16,510 --> 01:14:17,940 Are you two? 1185 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,960 Oh what me and Chase? Goodness no. 1186 01:14:23,090 --> 01:14:25,530 After all he is gay. What? 1187 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:26,970 Rose and I went to a gay bar, 1188 01:14:26,970 --> 01:14:29,650 and we met the nicest group of homosexuals. 1189 01:14:29,650 --> 01:14:32,480 Never... Really? well come along next time. 1190 01:14:32,650 --> 01:14:34,910 We are going back next Tuesday for karaoke night. 1191 01:14:35,170 --> 01:14:36,220 Oh god. 1192 01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:41,730 Brian, I thought you had renounced your sinful past? 1193 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,900 I didn't mean to make any trouble. No... of course you didn't. 1194 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,700 Just because Brian has given up all his gay friends... 1195 01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:51,740 I don't see why I should have to right Jenny Sue? 1196 01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:55,700 Well... I think... 1197 01:14:55,700 --> 01:15:00,220 I must draw the line at encouraging that kind of immorality. 1198 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:03,860 It says right there in the bible that homosexuality... 1199 01:15:04,090 --> 01:15:07,830 Yes I do recall a pithy little verse on the subject. 1200 01:15:07,830 --> 01:15:10,990 Right next to the one that forbids mixing different fibres. 1201 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,030 Nice suit by the way Buddy. Cotton Polyester is it? 1202 01:15:14,370 --> 01:15:17,240 That is total irrelevant. Well if you say so... 1203 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,850 Oh but I do think it is very forward of you to tell me, 1204 01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:22,060 who I may entertain in my own home. 1205 01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:26,000 Now about that rumarki, I have some in the kitchen. 1206 01:15:26,010 --> 01:15:27,010 would anyone like to...? (doorbell rings) 1207 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:32,210 Oh who is that? How can I know till I open the door. 1208 01:15:36,330 --> 01:15:38,780 (Both women sequels) It's so good of you to come. 1209 01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:41,860 Of course because we always have drag queens over for Sunday dinner. 1210 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,680 Oh them they offered to bake cookies for the youth group. 1211 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:45,670 Youth group? 1212 01:15:46,470 --> 01:15:49,650 I have all this space, I don't see why I shouldn't put it to good use? 1213 01:15:50,910 --> 01:15:53,820 Everybody this is Kitty and Salsa. 1214 01:15:54,180 --> 01:15:55,930 Brian would you take there rags? Of course. 1215 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:58,700 No ice. 1216 01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:08,260 Mom what are you doing? 1217 01:16:08,260 --> 01:16:10,830 I am being polite and saying hello to my friends. 1218 01:16:10,930 --> 01:16:12,190 Buddy? Yes? 1219 01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:13,460 Oh good lord. 1220 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,320 If I had known you were going to be here, 1221 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,890 I would have slapped on a fresh coat of paint. 1222 01:16:19,170 --> 01:16:23,240 Now be a gentleman and take Miss Salsa's coat Of course. 1223 01:16:23,610 --> 01:16:27,280 Salsa? Do I take it you know this... person? 1224 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:30,050 I have never seen her before in my life. 1225 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:31,460 I am assuming you know where the kitchen is? 1226 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,530 Maybe you and I could cook up a little something later huh? 1227 01:16:37,590 --> 01:16:38,230 Behave! 1228 01:16:38,230 --> 01:16:41,390 Does he still have that cute little mole on his ass? 1229 01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:46,580 That looks like fun!! Mum, can I have a word? 1230 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:55,250 John I demand you... Oh my lord. 1231 01:16:55,610 --> 01:16:56,710 Jenny Sue... 1232 01:16:59,010 --> 01:17:01,270 John... John Camble? 1233 01:17:01,610 --> 01:17:03,400 Mom, we have to have a word now. 1234 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,130 Brian I am busy entertaining our guests. 1235 01:17:06,130 --> 01:17:07,800 I am sure whatever it is can wait. 1236 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,230 Well it can't. Brian whatever has gotten into you? 1237 01:17:10,770 --> 01:17:12,530 What are you doing? Whatever do you mean? 1238 01:17:12,530 --> 01:17:13,300 Mom I am gay. 1239 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,810 So why are you trying to ruin this for me? 1240 01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:25,030 because I want you to be happy. 1241 01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:27,530 Don't you want me to have kids? Of course I do. 1242 01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:31,600 There are so many things that I would do to have grand kids... 1243 01:17:31,740 --> 01:17:35,680 But seeing you trapped in a loveless marriage is not one of them. 1244 01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,840 For the love of god who is that? Well that would be the youth group. 1245 01:17:39,020 --> 01:17:40,020 The youth group? 1246 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:41,920 Boys... 1247 01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:46,010 See Brian there is nothing to worry about just a gay youth group. 1248 01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:47,710 Of course the gay youth group !!! 1249 01:17:48,530 --> 01:17:50,970 They needed a safe place to meet, 1250 01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:52,500 we can't have them hanging out at bars, 1251 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,810 you would not believe the bad habits they pick up. 1252 01:17:57,130 --> 01:17:58,500 Oh hey... Thanks for letting us use your place Mae. 1253 01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:01,900 It is no problem, you can use the den while we are eating. 1254 01:18:02,170 --> 01:18:03,770 What's on the agenda for tonight? 1255 01:18:03,770 --> 01:18:05,510 We are going to watch a movie about the stonewall... 1256 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,960 riots and play some board games. 1257 01:18:08,410 --> 01:18:11,510 See Brian, don't you wish we had this when you were a kid. 1258 01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:15,880 I don't even know where to begin. 1259 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:19,190 I'm sorry, I'm sorry I promise this will be the last interruption. 1260 01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:20,860 Now how about some romarki? 1261 01:18:24,590 --> 01:18:26,790 There you go, there you go. 1262 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:29,460 Are you insane? 1263 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:32,060 Your training young boys to be sodomised? 1264 01:18:32,060 --> 01:18:35,030 and your expecting us to have Hors d'oeuvre? 1265 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:38,450 Trust me, sodomy is the one thing they don't need to be taught... 1266 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:41,600 You cannot believe what boys can figure out for themselves. 1267 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:48,390 Last hint.... DEK pledge class, who is your big brother? Frank!! 1268 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,610 So that is a no on the romarki? Mom please just stop it. 1269 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,250 Well I don't see the problem. 1270 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:57,350 Someone has to look after these boys. 1271 01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,250 What if one of your kids turns out to be gay? Mom that is not the point. 1272 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:01,690 That's exactly the point. 1273 01:19:01,690 --> 01:19:04,830 When your son tells you he is gay what are you going to say to him? 1274 01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,150 Are you going to tell him to be proud of himself? 1275 01:19:07,850 --> 01:19:10,110 Go and find a place for himself in this world? 1276 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:14,100 or are you going to tell him to go and hide in a gated community, 1277 01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:16,000 and marry a woman he doesn't love? 1278 01:19:16,350 --> 01:19:19,140 and pretend he is something he is not? 1279 01:19:19,350 --> 01:19:21,150 Why can't you just let me do this? 1280 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:25,020 because I love you just the way you are. 1281 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,280 You stubborn jackass. 1282 01:19:30,130 --> 01:19:34,030 If you think this world won't give you the things that you want, 1283 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,990 Love, kids, a family... 1284 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,470 Then I am going to have to change the world, 1285 01:19:40,470 --> 01:19:42,410 because I will not have it change you. 1286 01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:48,770 (Brian starts to cry) Mom I really loved him. 1287 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:51,260 I know. 1288 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,250 God why does this have to be so hard? 1289 01:19:58,290 --> 01:19:59,920 because love always is. 1290 01:20:05,330 --> 01:20:07,900 It wouldn't be so special if it was easy. 1291 01:20:10,530 --> 01:20:14,360 I tell you running away from it isn't the answer. 1292 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:25,780 Mrs Davis... 1293 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:30,830 I must say you throw the liveliest dinner parties of anyone I have ever known 1294 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300 Get your hand out of that woman's crotch. 1295 01:20:38,230 --> 01:20:39,940 Don't you touch me. 1296 01:20:41,830 --> 01:20:45,170 Jenny Sue, I have to say you are one hell of a girl. 1297 01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:50,160 Why thank you, but I prefer it if you said "heck". 1298 01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:52,450 and... 1299 01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:57,030 You deserve someone who is going to make you truly happy. 1300 01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:00,820 Yes? Sweetheart that is not me. 1301 01:21:01,450 --> 01:21:03,430 Look we both deserve way more than this. 1302 01:21:05,790 --> 01:21:07,310 Are you saying we are not getting married? 1303 01:21:07,450 --> 01:21:09,810 I should certainly say not. 1304 01:21:10,030 --> 01:21:11,060 Good god. 1305 01:21:11,060 --> 01:21:14,000 I couldn't put up with this family another minute. 1306 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,130 Come along Jenny we are leaving. 1307 01:21:16,130 --> 01:21:17,040 But I don't wanna go. 1308 01:21:17,770 --> 01:21:18,910 Excuse me? 1309 01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:21,510 I like Brian, even if he won't marry me. 1310 01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:24,520 He is the only person whoever listened to a word I said. 1311 01:21:24,550 --> 01:21:26,090 Jenny listen to me I can't marry you. 1312 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:29,150 I don't care if your gay or a democrat, 1313 01:21:30,670 --> 01:21:31,350 or French. 1314 01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:33,370 Can't I have you in my life? 1315 01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:38,310 Jenny Sue Rosewater Camble you come right here this instant... 1316 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:43,320 We're going to find you a good Christian husband if it is the last thing we do. 1317 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:44,580 No daddy... 1318 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,640 Do not give us your lip young lady. 1319 01:21:46,650 --> 01:21:48,810 We have put up with quite enough from you. 1320 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:52,590 After that incident with that girl from your soccer team. 1321 01:21:52,590 --> 01:21:54,820 and the police woman in Makeend. 1322 01:21:54,820 --> 01:21:56,610 and that cheerleader from Texas. 1323 01:21:56,650 --> 01:21:58,830 and the pizza delivery girl. 1324 01:22:01,230 --> 01:22:04,540 You're not only a lesbian... You're a lesbian slut. 1325 01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:07,190 No wonder we get along so well. 1326 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,880 If you don't get over here this instant, 1327 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,640 You can forget about coming home at all. 1328 01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:17,270 Well then I guess this is goodbye momma and goodbye daddy. 1329 01:22:18,830 --> 01:22:21,480 You are all going to hell you know. 1330 01:22:22,130 --> 01:22:27,130 Maybe but at least I will be there with my friends. 1331 01:22:39,050 --> 01:22:40,030 What did I just do? 1332 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,180 I'm pretty sure you just broke up with your parents. 1333 01:22:43,610 --> 01:22:46,350 Oh what am I going to do? Where am I going to live? 1334 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,420 Stay here with us as long as you need to. 1335 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:51,790 can't she Mae? Of course she can. 1336 01:22:52,430 --> 01:22:54,360 What am I going to wear I don't have any clothes. 1337 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,680 I might have a few things that might fit you. 1338 01:22:58,230 --> 01:22:59,670 Fantasia... 1339 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:02,010 Well are you ever going to come in for dinner? 1340 01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:05,190 That roast will be dry as a bone if we don't start in on it. 1341 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:21,760 (Music plays) @WHITESTAR@ 09/11 108493