All language subtitles for Vanderpump Rules - 8x23_track1_eng

- Andy: Tonight on the
"vanderpump rules" reunion...

- Yeah,
I put my mouth--whatever.

It was just comfortable.

- Bjs are never comfortable.

[ playing trumpet ]
- tom, it's in my ear.

Please stop.

- I actually almost quit
the show

because all of you guys
were bullies.

- You bitches wouldn't have
lasted two seconds

when I first stepped
onto this scene.

- Oh, god!

- I'm too young and pretty
to be tolerating

any bullsh-- from james.

- This girl right here
saved my life.

- Jax, you did not appreciate
sandoval

being your best man.

- I just think
you're a really good actor.

- That's not fair to say.
- That's not fair.

- If he was that good
of an actor,

he wouldn't be on
"vanderpump -----ing rules."

- we weren't acting
like sisters anymore.

- She needs to know her
true friends are, and, dayna,

now you know the ----ing truth.
- Stay the [bleep] out of sh--.

- You made us
look like assholes,

and then I was, like,
[bleep] you.

- [bleep] filming.

[bleep] you guys.

[bleep] everyone.

I'm gone.

- Part 2 of
the "vanderpump rules" reunion

starts now.

♪ just raise your glasses high ♪

♪ this one's for you tonight ♪

♪♪♪

- I've never had anybody do
more ----ed up things to me

in my entire ----ing life,
friend or foe,

than jax mother----ing taylor,
never!

- Yet you still wanna come
to my wedding.

- Yeah, and the strict
----ing guidelines

I had to go by to ----ing...

- I didn't even want you there!
I--listen--

- I said,
"do you want me there?"

you're like, "I expected you
to fly there and surprise me."

you expected your mom
to ----ing, like, hit you up

after all the sh--
you've said about her,

and you expected me to show up!
- Oh, do not go there!

- Are you throwing my mom
under there?

- Do not go there!
- Are you throwing my--

- no, we're not mentioning
parents.

- That's ----ed up.

- We're not
doing a repeat of last year.

- Are you ----ing stupid,
sandoval?

You're an awful person, man.
You are an awful person.

- All right, well, listen--
- I'm an awful person, jax.

- Hold on a second. Hold on.
- I didn't care about--

- you don't know
my mom's situation.

- 'cause you don't give a sh--
about anybody

but your ----ing self.

- Listen, just wait a second.
- It's a competition with jax.

- You don't give a [bleep].
- I wanna--I want to now--

- I don't give a [bleep].

- ...Is to ----ing deflect
from your sh--!

[ voices muting ]
- mute.

[ laughter ]

- all right, well, listen,
jax, even as you and sandoval

decided to take a break
from each other,

you said you still envisioned
growing old with him.

How do you feel about the future

of your friendship
with sandoval?

- I mean, if I--if I--
if I hated the guy that much,

I wouldn't have his name
tattooed on my arm.

- Jax, honestly, like,
I wish the best for you, man,

and I--and I want you to do
great things.

I never deal in absolutes,
and I'm never thinking

that, like, you know,
we can't be friends again.

I just, dude, I really just
want you to--to better yourself,

to be better, man...
- I feel great.

- ...From the bottom
of my heart.

- Okay,
we're gonna leave it there.

I wanna talk
about something else.

- While scheana may famously
have an on-camera good side,

this season a new server
always found herself

on scheana's bad side. Watch.

- I have dayna doing side work
on the restaurant side.

Is it really dayna's job
to polish

every glass on the patio? No.

- Is there a little bit
of jealousy there?

- Oh, my god, lisa, I am not
jealous of dayna, please.

There's no jealousy.

I'm not the only person
who feels this way.

It is not a jealousy thing.

I'm sick of people thinking
it's a max jealousy thing.

[ voice breaking ] I'm sick of
everyone trying to make it like

it's jealousy thing
'cause it's not.

- It feels like you're triggered
that I'm hanging out with max.

Are you 34 or are you 16?

I'm literally embarrassed
for you

- [ inhales deeply ]

- all right, scheana,
during training,

you said that it bothered you
that dayna wasn't wearing a bra.

- Why did that annoy you?
- I don't know.

If you're serving food,

it's just something
that's always bothered me.

I think you should just
wear a bra at work.

- Okay, but that's making it
seem like women's nipples

are somehow dirtier
than men's.

Like, none of the men
have to wear a bra.

It shouldn't ----ing matter,
and, yeah, if lisa was, like,

"you need to wear a bra
in my restaurant,"

of course I would, but, like,
I'm not wearing one now.

- And if it was
an indecent situation, yeah,

but why aren't you talking
to danica

that actually said sometimes
she hasn't worn underwear?

- I love, like, walking
through the restaurant.

I can, like, feel the breeze,
like, up my vagina.

- [ laughs ]
- it's such a good feeling.

And that I object to.

I just think that everything
about dayna

rubbed scheana the wrong way,

and she says that
it wasn't about max,

but if it wasn't about max,

I'm not really sure
what it was about.

- You know what? I'm always
nice to the new people.

I was like,
I'm not doing this again.

I'm not being the girl
to be nice to the new girl,

when I just get screwed over
every time. End of story.

I just wasn't interested
in making friends.

- Charli was a new person, too.

To say you were not interested
in making friends

with any new girl is bullsh--.

- Charli and I are very similar.

Like, your personality reminded
me a lot of stassi and lala,

and that's just not someone
I vibe with right off the bat,

and I wasn't--
- I think you were

less intimidated by charli

because she was less interesting
than dayna.

- I think--I don't think
that at all.

I think charli's
very interesting,

and you don't know her
at all.

- You don't know who I am,

because I actually almost quit
the show six times because

all you guys were bullies.
- You should've.

- But I--
- oh, charli, shut up.

- We're not bullies. You bitches
wouldn't have lasted

two seconds when I first
stepped onto the scene.

- You were--you talked about me
on social media.

- When you all talked
about being bullied,

it's ----ing laughable.

- Lisa, scheana told you
many times

that she was not jealous
of dayna.

What do you think
was going on there?

- I knew that there was

some kind of competitive factor
over max.

And so because of the hierarchy,
when dayna came,

scheana felt that she could
put her down.

- Max, at tom and katie's
housewarming party,

dayna learned
that you and scheana

were going to palm springs
together,

which made her uncomfortable,

but you said it was just
as friends.

Did the trip end up being
strictly platonic?

- Um, for the most part,
yeah, it did.

- What does that mean?
- What's "for the most part"?

- "for the most part."

- max, you guys hooked up.
Stop. Just own it.

- I mean, yeah,
we played a game.

We played, like, a game
that involved us, like,

making out with each other.

- Are you 12?
- We're playing a game.

I wake up with scheana.
We're both in bed together,

and she goes down on me.

[ laughter ]

I did stop her.

- Mid-blow job?
- Only guy ever.

- So...
- So you didn't finish?

- No, no, no. I told--
scheana was very--

like, I was like, hey,
like, this can't happen.

I'm seeing dayna.

- I point-blank asked him,

"did you hook up with scheana
in palm springs?"

and he was like,
"no, absolutely not."

- scheana and I were able
to be friends.

Everyone still thinks
that maybe something could ha--

or whatever. I don't know.
You know what I mean?

Like, "oh, max and scheana are
in palm springs together."

like, that's not at all
what it was.

- After we were done filming,

I had found out that scheana
and max had made a pact

to never let that come out,

and then scheana told
two people,

both of which told me.

I'm grateful I know this,
because I feel

a little less crazy in all
the situations that I feel like

he's gaslighted me and tried to
make me feel like I was wrong,

and he never did anything.

So I thought that was
really ----ing lame.

Let me just say, there were
a lot of things I did last year

that I was embarrassed by,
but max was someone that

I was very comfortable with,
and he slept in my bed.

We cuddled. I, yeah,
felt something that--

yeah, I put my mouth--whatever.
I'm...Whatever.

It meant nothing.
It was just comfortable, and--

- wait,
bjs are never comfortable.

What do you mean,
you guys just felt so--

you felt so comfortable
that you were just...

But the jaw hurts.
It's an effort. Like, that--

- and then what?
- That's just not something

that you just, like, slip into.
- And then, max, you just

walked around with an erection
until it casually

went down again?
- Like, that makes zero sense.

- Or did you go in the bathroom
and, like, yank it?

There's no way you're stopping
mid-blow job.

It just does not happen.
- Right. I don't believe that.

- Okay, I wanna talk
about something else.

Nobody in
the "vanderpump" universe

has had more ups and downs
than the "white kanye" himself,

dj james kennedy.

But this year
james' bad behavior

led him to a real wake-up call.
Watch.

- Tomtom, get ready.

Are you gonna come to my set
and see me dj?

- Yeah, I have to see what time
my shift starts.

- Good.

Hey, go [bleep] yourself.
How dare you miss my whole set?

What the [bleep]
is wrong with you?

- I didn't have any service.

- Just bullsh--.

- I, like, woke up
to a million texts from james.

Like, "whore, slut,"
like, all this--

- wait, are you kidding?
- He did not call you a slut.

- Yeah.
- Stop.

- You deserve better
than that treatment.

That's--that is insane.
[bleep] that.

- We are good
until something happens,

and then you start drinking
again, and it's not good.

- Cut it out. Cut it out,
or I'm gonna leave you right--

I'm gonna leave right now.
I really will.

- It's okay to express
your emotions.

I'm not telling you not to.

You're just telling me what,
to stop drinking?

- Yes.

[ voice breaking ] I'm like
the one person that, like,

stands by him
through everything and, like,

gives him so many chances.

If you can't get your sh--
together...

Then we will break up.

- You have to get help.

- I went to an aa meeting
yesterday.

They gave me this
'cause I had to stand up

and I had to say my name,
and I said, "I'm an alcoholic."

- how was it?
- Good. Really good.

- I shared for the first time
today.

- You did?

- Part of my sobriety
and making things better

are these steps, and, you know,

making amends to people
that I've wronged.

I just want to apologize for
everything that I've ever said.

- This is the last apology?

- Katie's pretty high
on that list.

- It really is the last apology,
katie, and, you know,

I'm really sorry
for everything, seriously.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- Appreciate it.

- We actually don't have
a dj tonight.

You could just get behind there
and...

- Really?

I won't let you down. Cheers.

- Onwards and upwards, huh?
[ glasses clink ]

- that is really nice to watch,

and as I look around
at the group watching it,

almost all of you
got very emotional.

Katie, what was your reaction
watching that?

- I mean, I am really actually
proud of him,

and to see him actually
put in the work,

and, you know, committed to it
is--is really nice.

- A lot of progress.
- Lot of growth.

- And a lot of vulnerability.
- Yeah.

- And then there was one moment
where he was talking to raquel,

and he said something
along the lines

of "I'm just not sure
if I'll be enough,

you know, without drinking."

- I just hope that I'm, like,
enough sober, you know?

- Well, of course you're enough.

I think the ultimate you
is when you're sober.

- Just that moment
really resonated with me.

- Stassi, you got emotional.

- I got emotional for raquel.

I have not got
to know her very well,

but this past season,
watching her open up,

she's so much more layered
than I thought,

and watching her cry is just,
like, oh, my god, like,

I don't wanna watch raquel--
- and stand up for herself.

- I don't wanna watch
raquel cry.

- I feel like that was good.
- Like, that--

that's what makes me emotional.
Raquel is likeable as [bleep].

- Raquel is a ----ing queen!
- Yes! We ----ing stan

for raquel, dude.
- We stan raquel. [ laughs ]

- james, how long
have you been sober now?

- It's been just a little over
10 months, actually.

- Whoo.
- Yeah.

Coming up on 11 months,
actually.

That clip really ----ed me up
'cause, like, you know,

I was talking, like,
how I was...

[ voice breaking ]
still drinking and, you know,

it's just crazy, all this.
Looking back at that,

I can't believe
that was even me.

Like, I see the light, honestly,

and I see everything
for what it is,

and it's just--it's--this girl
right here saved my life,

and I love her so, so much,
so much, and I-I have her

and lisa and all of you guys
to thank for it.

So thank you so much.

- Kristen, I'm watching you,
and it kinda looks like

you might be getting emotional.

I just--no, I don't have
anything to say.

I just--I don't have
anything to say.

I'd rather leave it at that.

- I would love it if james
could apologize to kristen

for the pain
that he has caused her.

- I did that so long ago,
scheana.

I'm so past that.
That's years ago.

- But you're in a different
place in your life, you know,

and it still affects her.
- And, james,

if you had changed, you wouldn't
have just come at me re--

like, in the last hour.

- You used her so you could have
some camera time...

- ...Right now unless we're
really gonna acknowledge

who james kennedy is.
- ...On "vanderpump rules."

that's what you did,
'cause you used everybody,

and then you [bleep] everybody
you want

because you're a piece of sh--.
I'm past this.

- This is why me watching
raquel go through that

broke my ----ing heart for her.
- Yeah, we're--we're past this.

- Thanks a lot, scheana. God.

♪♪♪

coming up...

- It wasn't like she was
being mean to everyone.

It was like the nice girls.
- I'm a nice girl.

- Uh...

- This is why me watching
raquel go through that

broke my ----ing heart for her.

- Why is this going in this
direction? This is so negative.

- Because you don't know,
danica. You don't know.

- You all were, like, the worst
relationship ever, for real.

Like, two ----ing f5 ----ing
hurricanes coming together.

- Why are we even talking
about this, tom?

Why are we even talking
about this? Move on. Move on.

- Because you came after me,
james, and I'm asking you

to stay out of my business
and I'll stay out of yours.

- Oh, come on. I didn't really
come after you. I just said--

I just--I just had to stick up
for dayna.

- And then you and raquel will
be happy, and I will be happy.

- She needs to know
who her true frends are,

- stay the [bleep]
out of my sh--

- and, dayna, now you know
the ----ing truth, luv.

Now you know.

- Do you know how painful it was
to watch you treat raquel,

one of the most innocent,
beautiful,

almost like a brittany person
ever, the way you treated her.

- Hold on, hold on, I don't
like this. I don't like this.

Because james had the same type
of issue I had with alcohol,

and I didn't treat people
the way I think

I should've treated them,
so we gotta--

- come on. We're moving forward
from that. Come on.

[ playing trumpet ]

- tom, it's in my ear.
Please stop.

- So, james, I wanna talk
about how you got here,

because you sent raquel

a long list of
hurtful text messages.

How would you have had
the right

to give raquel sh--
for drinking too much?

- I didn't have the right
at all, you know?

It's disgusting words.

I'm so happy that raquel's
still here with me.

The moment when I realized I
can't tolerate this anymore

was those text messages.

That was the final straw
for me. I--

- would you say
that you turned a blind eye

to his mistreatment of you
in the past?

- Oh, yeah, definitely,
and I definitely turned

a blind eye, especially to
his treatment of other people.

I wanna take this time
to recognize that

he'd push other people down,

and I completely ignored that,
and that's wrong.

- Lisa, I wanna give you
the last word on all this,

since you've known james
for so long.

- Well,
I've always obviously had

a very different relationship
with james,

and when he decided to change
his life around,

I was there 100%, so, yes,
he's back at sur,

and he has his Tuesday nights,
and when we open.

It's been such a long journey,
but I love you very much,

and as you can see,
this is the support you need,

and you are enough
without a drink.

I think you've proved that.
- You're even more amazing

without the drinking.
- Yes!

- Way more amazing.
- You are beyond enough.

- Better.
- Thank you, guys, so much.

- Lala, congratulations to you.

I saw recently
that you celebrated

one year of sobriety.

- Whoo!
- Yes, lala!

- Whoo!
- One year sober.

- I'm assuming, lala,
that james' sobriety

has brought you two
a little bit closer,

but he posted a meme that
really got under your skin.

- Well, where do you and lala
stand now?

- For those of you living
under a rock,

50 cent
decided to call out randall

on some money that he thought
randall owed him.

When I posted a picture of him,
I'm like, "oh, yeah,

I need my money by Monday."

I found it hilarious
and, you know, it landed me

in kind of a bad place
with lala.

- What happened there?
- I mean, I won't say

more than I can, but, you know,
there was a very public beef

between myself
and a pretty famous rapper.

It was just like a knife
in my heart, and--

- this is a long string
of things that, you know,

I wasn't proud of, you know?

Why did I make
that petty remark, you know?

Because I had to fulfill some
kind of inside thing

while I was out with everybody
with my, like, so dumb.

And I see that clearly now,

and I'm really sorry about that,
you know?

- Everything's good now.

Like, myself and randall
and this rapper,

we just don't speak
about each other.

- Well, let me ask you this,
because I think also

some people were surprised

that they kind of didn't see
that play out on the show more.

- Well, number one,
when this all happened,

we were not filming.
- Oh.

- I think that we would have had
a much harder time...

- Right.
- ...If it was happening

during filming.
- Right.

- But there was also
a lot of legal stuff

that was going on that...Yeah.
- Got it.

All right, so moving on,
at katie's wine night,

um, you said to raquel that
she had forgotten her place.

- I think you've forgotten
your place,

but I'm gonna remind you.

- I haven't forgotten my place,
lala.

- And it really sounded
like you thought

you were better than her.

- When I get into that zone,

the sh-- that comes out
of my mouth,

like, it's almost like I don't
even know what I'm saying.

On your most vicious day,
you're a yapping chihuahua.

- And you're a rottweiler,
we all know.

- No, I'm a pit bull, bitch.

I'm a michael vick
fighting dog.

Don't project on me
what you reflect.

That's what's not gonna happen.

- What?

♪♪♪

that makes sense because I feel
like we were all, like,

we don't know what she's saying.

We don't know
what she's talking about.

- Yeah, I was so confused
as to what was going on.

"like, I'm a pit bull,
and you're a this,"

and I'm like, what are you...
What?

- I'm mortified. She's, like,
the sweetest human in the world.

I don't know why I did that.

- Raquel, does that make you
feel good to hear all that?

- Yeah. I mean, I'm too young
and pretty to be tolerating

any bullsh-- from james,
and, like,

I feel the same way
with anyone else.

[ laughter ]
- yes, girl.

- Scheana,
in a recent online video,

lala said about you,
"it's not interesting to watch

"a 34-year-old woman
in a crop top

"and a slutty pony
doing the same thing

over and over again."

- we have to grow up.

It's not interesting to watch
a 34-year-old woman

in a crop top, and a, you know,
slutty jojo siwa pony

doing the same thing
over and over again.

- [ voice breaking ] it really,
really hurt my feelings

because I have done
so much growth,

and for my friends or people
I think still care about me,

to just, like, make that seem
like there's just nothing

to me and no substance, it was
really, really ----ing hurtful.

- I have been very disgusted
by...

[ voice breaking ] the things
that I have said to people

and reacted to people,
and I thought that, you know,

my sobriety was gonna be
the answer,

but I just pictured scheana,
like, seeing those things

that, again, like,
I did not mean. I love scheana.

I felt really terrible
about that.

- It wasn't just,
like, one time.

It's been so many times.

It wasn't, like, just overall
she was being mean to everyone.

It was me, raquel, ariana,
and kristen.

It was like the nice girls.

- I'm a nice girl.
- Uh...

- I'm just saying it was like--
- uh...

- Lala, I felt like, was just
mean to the people

who would just be passive.

- Raquel, like,
she needs to feel lucky

that you're being graced
with my ----ing presence.

- So what would you do
with the ariana situation?

- I just think
she's a wet blanket.

- You're ----ing off
your rocker.

Knock it the [bleep] off.
- Please, let's not do this.

Please.
- God, bitch.

I look at it, and I'm like,

you're preying
on the ----ing weak.

I've had a lot of time
to, like, self-reflect

during this quarantine,
and I'm just really trying

to, like, right my wrongs
at this point.

[ voice breaking ] I need to do
better, and I need to be better.

- Okay, I think this is
a good place to leave it.

We're gonna take a break.
We'll be right back.

Coming up...

You did not seem to appreciate
sandoval's efforts

at being your best man. Why?

- I just think
you're a really good actor.

- What the [bleep]?
- Tom is an amazing friend.

- That's not fair.
- Come on, man.

♪♪♪

we're back
with "the real housewives"--

oh, [bleep]. Um...
[ laughter ]

okay, we are back with
the "vanderpump rules" reunion.

You know, we've all been
under quarantine

for what seems like forever,
but the "pump rules" gang

has been making the best of it.
Watch this.

- What--what is happening here?

- Well, I've been so bored
during this quarantine

that I've actually
taken up cooking.

I've made, like, three things.

- Is there salt in that?

- No.
- [ laughs ]

- just shh!

[ whirring ]

♪♪♪

- [ laughs ]

- [ amplified voice, imitates
southern accent ] say, bubba.

- [ imitates southern accent ]
what's that, bubba?

- You know what the first rule
of quarantine is?

- What's that?
- There are no rules.

- Whoo!
- Yee-haw!

[ amplified voice ]
♪ two bubs in quarantine ♪

♪ no pants from now on ♪

♪ two bubs in quarantine ♪

♪ my routine is ----ing gone ♪

- today I'm making
avocado brownies,

because we're healthy,
but we want to snack.

Oh, sh--.

♪ let's play ♪

♪ let's make it pop
and drink some bub ♪

♪ in the club ♪

♪ let's make it pop
and drink some bub ♪

♪ in the club ♪

- ahh.

- Jax and I like
to make up tournaments

to help pass the time.

So today's tournament is
a time challenge.

Ready, go!

First, you have to take a shot,

then you have to eat
a hooters wing.

Chase it with a mondo.
- Selfie.

[ laughs ] run outside.
Make a cornhole.

You have to make it
before you can move on.

Whoo!

Then make a basket
on the pool basketball.

Oh, crap!
You do better every time.

[ laughs ]

♪ here we are ♪

♪ it's time to shine, baby ♪

♪ whoa-oh-oh-oh,
it's our time ♪

♪ whoa-oh-oh-oh,
time to shine, baby ♪

♪♪♪

♪ it's our time, baby ♪

- yeah.
- Well done.

- I mean, I gotta tell you
those were all so on-brand.

I was just smiling ear to ear
watching those.

- Andy, what do you mean,
on-brand?

I was carrying the sheets
up the stairs.

- I know. Yeah, that was
the least on-brand thing...

- Thank you.
- ...I've ever seen, actually.

- God, you have no idea how
I've suffered for two months.

- [ laughs ]
I can't even imagine.

- [ laughs ]
- katie, have you been getting

some knitting in
during all this?

- No. No. Oh, my gosh.

Short-lived.
I've switched to legos.

- Maybe you should switch it up
and have sex.

- Oh! No, no, no, no.
[ laughs ]

- legos, sex. Legos, sex.
[ laughter ]

- kristen, are you
self-isolating with anybody?

- Um, my boyfriend.

Surprise! His name's alex.

It's quarantine-bae.
- To the fort.

- Cheers to the fort.

- Hey, people. Cheers.
[ glasses clink ]

- how long has this been
going on?

- A month and a half or so.
- The day after max.

[ laughter ]

and let me just say, by the way,
he's--he's an awesome guy.

- Jax, how many fights

have you and brittany
gotten into since lockdown?

- We've gotten
into a couple feuds.

It was like--the last week,
but we're both homebodies.

I love, you know, we're--
- but hold on.

Let me say something.

I never noticed how much guys
do not shut cabinet doors.

- Does he still poop
with the bathroom door open?

- Oh, always.
- So does brock. It's such a--

- so does she now, though.
- I know.

- So does she. [ laughs ]
- don't tell them. [ laughs ]

- okay, let's move on.
When you guys went to miami,

jax, you made a big point
to brittany

about how you hate strip clubs
and you were the only guy there

without a girl,
but then in the footage,

you're getting your lap dance
and you're motorboating someone.

- We went to a strip club
last night.

I felt so awkward.
I could not get into it.

♪♪♪

I ws the only one
out of all the guys

who didn't have a girl
next to me.

♪♪♪

every time one of 'em
would come up to me,

I was like... [ giggles ]

I'm just not good
at strip clubs.

- That's what every guy says
when they go to a strip club.

[ laughter ]
- so sad.

- Yeah, well,
so when I got there,

all my friends
were getting excited,

like, "we're here.
We're gonna party.

Just enjoy it."
I'm like, okay, I thought,

you know, obviously, we're...

- But I told you I didn't care
so I don't know why you lied.

- I know, but I-I always--
even before meeting brittany,

even before strip clubs, I mean,

they're just not entirely
my thing.

- I feel like you listen to me
of how I was reacting,

and then you told brittany that
the next day.

I'm dating satan, so I just, uh,
there's needs to be, like,

a border somewhere, yeah.
- Well, I guess I'm like...

Just like...
- I'll go--you know,

I'm actually--I'm gonna go--
I'm gonna go over there.

- I already knew he was gonna
have dancers--have strippers

dance on him, so I do not
understand. I didn't even care.

- Jax, once you were
in kentucky,

you did not seem to appreciate
sandoval's efforts

at being your best man. Why?

- I just--it's all for show,
and personally, again,

it's just kind of one of those
off-the-record things...

- [ sighs ]

- and I hate going--I hate
trying to dive around this,

but I just kind of feel like
he wasn't gonna be included

in the--the wedding part
of the show,

and I felt like that's why

he was more upset
about it than not going.

- Are you kidding me?
- They would've filmed him here.

- Why would he go
to jax's father's funeral then?

That wasn't being televised.

Tom's been
a very good friend to you, jax.

- I flew 15 hours,
bought 3 suits.

- ...Great things.
That was amazing.

- Oh, everybody's done
great things.

I--I've done great things, too.

I've bought him things
and whatever.

- What have you done for me,
jax?

- Who gives a sh--?
- Jax, he--he forgave you

after you slept
with his girlfriend.

- Whoa.
- Well, he was sleeping

with girls at the same time!
He should forgive me.

- I'm calling bullsh--
for a reason.

You were so happy, dude.
We were ----ing boys, man.

We were having a great time.

I was doing all those things,
jax,

because I love seeing
you ----ing happy.

- I got beers.
- Thought of everything.

- I will be ironing
between 10 and 11.

Black and white safety pins.
I even bought tampons.

- That's going the extra mile,
dude.

- And they're good ones.
- I just think

you're a really good actor.
- Come on, man.

- What the [bleep]?
- Tom is an amazing friend.

- That's not fair.
- That's not fair to say.

- That's not fair. Not fair.
- That's not fair to say.

- If he was that good
of an actor,

he wouldn't be on
"vanderpump ----ing rules."

- ooh.
- Come on, man.

- All right, we're not
gonna get anywhere here.

We're gonna take a break
and be right back.

Coming up...

- I was honest in the moments
about how I felt.

If I said anything to hurt you,
I apologize.

- But you were never honest
to my face.

You never said any of the words
behind my back to my face.

That is my point.

He called you middle-aged
to your face.

♪♪♪

- we are back with
the "vanderpump rules" reunion.

[ clanking ]

by the way, if you're hearing
a chorus of cowbells,

it's all of new york city...
- That's so cute.

- ...At 7:00 saluting
the healthcare workers.

- It's 7:00.
- Healthcare workers.

I don't know
if you can hear that.

- Ours is at 8:00.
- I love that. That's amazing.

- Maybe they can hear you if
you applaud for them from l.A.

[ cheers and applause ]
that's awesome.

Um, lisa, earlier this year,
you expanded tomtom

to include the garden,

and we saw the toms agree
to roll over

their first-year profits
into the expansion

so that they could own
a piece of that.

Does that arrangement
still stand?

- Oh, absolutely.
The last two weeks,

just before we were made
to close,

the garden was up and running.

Everything was going
brilliantly,

and then covid-19.
It's been devastating.

- Sandoval, you and schwartz
did something really cool

for the tomtom employees.

You did video messages
for fans,

and you actually raised
a lot of money for them, right?

- Yeah. I created, like,

a little set in my living room
and--

- literally right where
we're sitting right now.

- Right where we're sitting
right now.

- Schwartz.
- And sandoval.

Wanna wish you
a 4-year anniversary.

- That's a big one.

♪ happy birthday dear chase ♪

- and you raised how much money
for the employees?

- Uh, over $50,000.
- That's awesome.

- Yeah.
- That is great.

- That's great.
- Whoo!

- Good job, schwartz.
- That's so--yes.

These guys are so extroverted,

and they have such
a zest for life,

and I love it when tom and tom
get their thing together.

- Schwartz, what's next
in your--in your career

as a bar owner?

- Oh, man,
this whole experience

has just, like, reinvigorated me
professionally, you know?

I'm hungry. I wanna build
a little empire with these guys.

I wanna open more bars
with lisa,

open a bar with sandoval,
maybe my wife.

Like, I want more.
- Do you think you

and your wife and sandoval
will open up a bar?

- Katie maloney's
bar and grill.

[ laughter ]
- we'll work on the name.

[ laughter ]
- yeah.

- Okay, let's move on.

I wanna talk a little bit
about brett and scheana.

Brett, you said scheana
was very welcoming to you

when you started at sur.

In what ways did she help you
or come on strong

when you first started?

- She did come on
a little strong to me in a way

where, you know,
I was a new guy.

Obviously, she had the first
opportunity to be my friend,

and she did a good job,
but I feel like I'm a nice guy,

so sometimes things
can be misunderstood,

and that's my fault, you know,

for putting
the wrong signals out,

and I think that's probably
what happened there.

- Scheana, what did it feel like
to hear brett say

that you were not
a great kisser.

- That pissed me off because
I also know that's not true.

- Lies! Lies!
- And many people

in this box of squares
can agree...

- Yes.
- ...That's not true.

- Not cool. Not cool.
- I-I obviously...

I explained that the wrong way.
It wasn't that

it was a bad kiss.
It just was a bad experience.

- Brett, you didn't even
remember it,

like a week later,
I made a joke about it.

You're like,
"I don't remember that."

- I only said that because
I didn't want you to think

that I, like, wanted to kiss you
and it meant something

because I didn't want you
to run away with that...

- Do you understand
that your words to my fe

and your words behind my back
are completely opposite.

- ...Thinking that me and you
had something together.

I was honest in the moments
about how I felt.

If I said anything to hurt you,
I apologize.

- But you were never honest
to my face.

You never said any of the words
behind my back to my face.

That is my point.

- He called you middle-aged
to your face.

- You are now what, 34?
- 34.

- She's a little bit older
than me.

She's a middle-aged woman.

- Is middle-aged, like, 50?
- 50, right?

- Look at j. Lo.
She's the hottest woman ever.

- Aren't you, like, 31?
- She's 50!

- Aren't you like--
- I'm 32! What's the difference?

- You're 32.
- I'm middle-aged by that--

it was a--
- you're literally, like,

two years younger than her.
What the hell?

- Please.

- I'm on scheana's side
with that one.

- I was nothing but good to you,
and I'm embarrassed

that I trusted you
and took you in as a friend.

- Scheana, what do you mean?
We talked about it all season

how I was trying to tell you
I just wanna be friends.

You know what I mean?
And then--

- and I was with you, brett.
I said I just wanted

to be friends.
- You were like,

"oh, can we just pretend like we
have something in the future

so it seems like you might be
something in the future?"

and it's like, do you understand
the type of pressure

that is for me?
- Pretending? What, pretending?

What are you talking about?
- Well, is he lying?

- Whatever, dude. What, do you
think I'm making this up?

You literally said to me,
"can you just pretend like we

might have a future together?"
and I said to you,

"I don't--that's not fair.
Like, I can't say something

I don't feel."

- I didn't say pretend
like that.

- You think I'm just fabricating
that just to do it?

- No way, because you flirted
with her so much.

I've seen the things
that you've texted scheana,

the things, like how often
you hung out with her,

like, the weird--the weird
friendship that you guys had

was very misleading,
and for someone like scheana

that falls for guys very easily,
you probably weren't

the right person to be
a "friend" to her.

- You're saying that's my fault?

- Brett, you tried to make her
look like sh--.

You tried to make her
look like sh--.

- No, I didn't.
- I know what I saw.

So just apologize
for being an asshole.

- I know you've all been
waiting for this reunion

to just, like, clamp down
on, like, the new people

or whatever, and you wanna
defend everybody.

- Welcome to "vanderpump rules."
[ laughs ]

- but at the same time,
I'm not your teddy bear.

- I'm sorry I tried to help you.
I'm so sorry. My bad.

- All right.
- Won't happen again.

- I'm gonna leave it there
and take a break.

We'll be right back with the
"vanderpump" crew after this.

Coming up...

- I'm not saying that
I was right this summer,

but I was
out of my ----ing mind.

I was so sad and so upset.
- Kristen, you were

out of your mind for years!

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- for the people who have
done this before,

does it feel the same amount

of, like, jittery right now
or easier? 'cause it's over now.

- Way more jittery.
- Why?

- I think way easier

'cause you're not
in the same room with everyone.

You're ----ing a whole lot safer
in the safe bubble...

- Well, well, let's see first.

Let's see.
- ...Of our own homes.

- We are back with
lisa vanderpump and the gang

from sur and tomtom.

The witches of weho's friendship
has had more trials

than their salem ancestors,

but this season, the socal coven
officially cracked.

Let's watch.

- I've been lied to.

You say in public to everyone,
"we're broken up,

but carter still lives here."
- yes.

- You still see each other
every day.

That's not
a broken-up relationship.

- We are broken up.
- [ blows kiss ] I love you.

- Here we go.
- Oh, sh--.

Carter...Whoopsie.

- We had sex this morning.
- You're gonna, like...

- You're so messy.
- I know.

If the roles were reversed,

I wouldn't jump down
someone's throat

because I've been through it
with both of them.

- Excuse me?
Tom was ----ing around on me.

Go [bleep] yourself, kristen.

- I don't feel like
dealing with her.

Once this wedding's over, bye.
Witches of weho--donezo.

Laid to rest. Rip.

♪♪♪

- katie, in miami, kristen
claimed that she treated you

with more kindness when schwartz

was "----ing around on you
for years."

what--what did she mean by that?

- I think that was just her
going low,

and she knew it would hurt me.

- I've been there for you
all this time,

and I just wanted my friends
to be there for me

the way I was there for you.

I can't expect everyone
to be exactly the way that I am.

- No, but this is the--
this is the thing.

- You know? And that's okay.
- You're--you're acting--

this is your--kristen,
this is when you asked--

- and it was a low blow, katie,
and you didn't deserve it.

- I know. I know this is...
- Kristen, but this is when--

- and it was rude as [bleep].

- ...An asshole move
'cause I invented it. I get it.

You wanted to deflect
at any opportunity possible.

- Can I--can I say something
real quick? I just--

- it really wasn't deflection
off of me. It was more like--

- I know, but--
- we've all been through this

in our friendships.
Like, you've gone through it.

She's gone through it.
She's gone through it,

and we've all been there
for each other.

- Guys, also, like,
I wanna say something, too.

Like, knowing kristen, like,
even, like, with being

in a relationship to--with her,
she's an over-venter.

Like, exhaustingly over-venter.

- But we all do it.
We all do it. We all do it.

We're--we all do it.
- I mean, kristen, you do it,

like, a little bit more
than everybody, but still,

everybody does do it.
[ laughs ]

- why does my venting
have an expiration date

but no one else's does?
Like, that's how it felt.

- Because none of us--
neither of us have ever made you

look like a bad friend for
siding against our boyfriends.

- I'm not saying that I was
right this summer,

but I was out
of my ----ing mind.

I was so sad and so upset.
- Kristen, you're out

of your mind...
- I was so upset for years...

- No, kristen, it's not
the same thing.

- ...With carter.
- You literally were like--

- and every time you guys--
- kristen--

- let me just--let me finish
this sentence, please.

- But that's not the same thing.

Every time you guys
bashed carter,

it made me
wanna protect him more.

- You asked, but you asked us
to, like, help you be honest

about what was happening--
going on in your relationship.

- Katie, um--
- I'm not denying that,

and I understand...
- Katie--

- ...That it was so taxing
and so toxic.

Everyone's living
these happy, awesome moments,

and the last thing
you wanna hear about

is their friend who's not
having those same moments.

I wasn't in that place
in August.

I was very selfishly, like,
[bleep] filming,

[bleep] you guys,
[bleep] everyone, I'm gone.

- Kristen, when you do--
when you--

when your friends hold up
an ear to you,

and you--and you vent to me--
I mean, you vented to me

about carter two years ago,
and I understand...

- But, beau, I'm not--I'm not--
- ...Why they get frustrated.

Your friends
and myself included...

- It's exhausting.
- ...Are spending hours with you

hearing the same thing.
- Yeah.

- It's over and over and over
and over again

to the point where you're like,
"I can't do it anymore!"

- exactly.
- For me what became difficult

is because the conversations
about you wanting

to break up with carter
didn't start in February.

They--they started, like...
- Years ago.

- ...Last year. Two years ago.
- ----Ing forever ago.

- They started
a really long time ago, kristen,

and I was listening to you
be upset,

and when you hurt,
I hurt with you.

And you would leave and--

and I would still hurt
after you left,

and then the next day,

it was like that conversation
never happened,

and then he would
come around that weekend,

and then the next week,
we would have

the same conversation
over again.

It became really hard to,
like, support you after.

- I've thought about this
a lot,

and I know that
I played a part in this.

I didn't communicate to you
properly

about why I felt the way
that I felt.

It wasn't about you being

in a sh--ty relationship
with carter.

I remember last season,
we sat down,

you, me, and katie,
and we had this discussion

about how you wanted
to be honest and open

about your relationship,

and katie and I were
gonna help you with that,

and the second that we did that,
you threw us under the bus.

Financially, it is so wonderful.

He is carrying his weight
financially,

which makes me happy.

- Every time I asked you
about this in a group situation,

you say, "well,
yesterday was a good day."

but if it's not
a group situation,

it was, "yesterday was
the worst day."

you made us look like assholes,

and then the reunion
rolls around,

and I thought, okay,
she's gonna--

she's gonna recognize
what she did

and that she made us look
like awful friends.

And you didn't,
and you doubled down on it.

- Your love doesn't ----ing
work for me!

I sit at home alone,
and I ----ing cry,

and I'm scared
to ----ing call you

because you guys are
"annoyed" by me.

- That doesn't mean
you're not allowed

to talk to us about something.

- Trust me, you don't want to.

- And then I was like,
[bleep] you. Like, I'm out.

- You aggressively defended him
to us

and then acted like
we were crazy.

And that was when our friendship

and my trust in you
started deteriorating.

And when I said we weren't
sisters anymore,

because we weren't acting
like sisters anymore.

[ dog barking in distance ]
- shh!

- I still loved and cared
about you so much,

but we just--
our friendship wasn't...

[ barking continues ]
...What it had been.

And I didn't know how to get
back to that with you.

I wanted to salvage it, and I
wanted to get back to that.

But it just, like...
[ barking continues ]

oh, my god, the dogs, y'all.

- I'm sorry.
- Come on.

- Tell your dog to be quiet.
- It's just...

- I'm still listening, katie.
- All right, all right.

- Yes.
- If you wanna start

at any point,
I'm--I'm still listening.

- That's--no, this is--
that's all I'm saying.

I won't--I won't rant on
anymore,

but that's my piece on it.

- I know what your--I know...
- Sorry.

- Kristen, you were with carter
off and on all summer.

So can you see how this--
it was frustrating

for your friends
not to understand

where you stood and--
- I mean, in hind--

I mean, ----ing hindsight
is 20/20.

Like, now I can, yeah.
- Lala, you confronted carter

about not contributing
financially to his relationship.

But people on social media
found that hypocritical

since you've been open
that randall pays for your car,

your trips,
and even private jets.

What do you say to that?

- I just feel like we're
comparing two separate things.

If they were happy and amazing,

I would have never brought
that up

'cause I don't think it matters
who's paying for what,

but when my friend's
being sucked dry emotionally,

it's like, "come on, dude.
What are you doing?"

- so kristen has moved on
from carter.

Uh, stassi, does that make you
happy to know?

- Yeah. I mean, I'm glad that
kristen is with somebody

who I've met and I think
is really awesome

and really kind and seems great,

and carter sucks ass,
so there's that.

[ laughter ]
- very good.

We'll be right back.

- Let's face it, kristen.

Like, with all your friends'
engagements and marriages,

they're actually doing it.
It's sad that you're not.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- kristen, don't get mad at me
for asking james this question,

but I actually think
his perspective

might be interesting.

James, you have had
your differences

with kristen over the years,
but you also know what it's like

to be excluded from the group,

so I'm just curious for you
what it was like

to watch the way katie
and stassi treated kristen.

- You know, it was something
that I could've predicted

was gonna happen.
It's not the first time

that they've done that
to kristen.

Let's face it.
Like, stassi and katie

have abandoned that friendship
a few times,

and you know, if you don't
start changing your ways

and getting your sh-- together,

people get very bored
very quickly,

and with all your friends
escalatin' with their lives

financially and emotionally

with their engagements
and marriages, you know,

they're actually doing it,
and I know, I mean, you know,

it's sad that you're not,
but that's the reality.

- Oh, my god.
[ laughter ]

- okay. Well, kristen, you were
excluded from a lot this summer,

starting
with katie's wine night,

then vegas for
katie and tom's second wedding,

and lastly, from stassi
and beau's engagement party.

What was the most hurtful
to be left out of?

- Um, stassi and beau's
engagement party.

I already know they got engaged,

I already know that you guys
are partying tonight about it,

and I already know
that I'm not welcome there.

So other than that...

I hope you guys
have so much fun tonight.

- You know, lisa, normally you
would be the first one to say

that you don't
want kristen around,

but you thought
she should be there.

Why the different feelings
this time?

- Through all
these group gatherings,

she was part of the dynamic.

I know how she feels.
It couldn't be replicated,

and they go up and down
like a roller coaster

for so many years.

I didn't realize it was
as serious as it was,

so I felt that stassi
might regret it,

but I didn't realize they'd be
in this place they are now.

- Um, katie, stassi said
witches of weho wine

was like destiny's child,

and she was beyoncé
and ready to leave.

Do you think stassi feels...
- That was embarrassing.

- ...She's better than you
and kristen?

- I think she was just trying
to draw a comparison

that she was just, like,
ready to leave the group.

- [ laughs ]
- okay, well, she didn't say

she was kelly rowland
and she was ready to leave.

- Well, I don't think
kelly rowland

wanted to leave destiny's child.
Beyoncé was the only one.

- Listen, I have something
to say.

I have something to say.

If you do not think that you are
the beyoncé of your own life,

then what the [bleep]
are you doing?

- Okay. Okay! Okay.

- What is the current state
of your relationship,

the three of you?

How would you describe it,
kristen?

- There isn't one.
- Just so much,

it's like, when something,
it starts so small,

and then builds and builds
and builds,

and then it gets to a point
where you--

you don't even know how
to unravel that.

- We haven't spoken at all.
Like, that's the problem.

Interestingly enough,
the three of you have some sort

of distance from the break-up
of the friendship

that you can see
all of your parts in it,

which is actually very healthy.

Stassi, if your wedding
was tomorrow,

would kristen be invited?

- Oh.
- Great question.

Great question.
- The--that's...

I'm too much of a pussy to
answer that question right now,

and I'm too conflicted.

I-I love her, and I miss her,
but I'm--I'm conflicted.

♪♪♪

- next week,
the reunion continues.

- I was like, "so, how am I
paying you, blow job or money?"

- no.
- No.

- No.
- She gets the job done.

- Beau, you went to such lengths

to make her think
that you weren't proposing.

- I have--
- that was the worst night...

- No.
- ...Of the--

of, like, the whole year.

- What's sexier,
penis bulge or ring bulge?

- Saying I'm having an affair
with brett--

that really pisses me off.

- Lisa, I'm sorry
if that offended you.

- I think max and brett
should date.

- Cheers to that.

- I'm the best I've ever been,

and andy always has
something against me.

- Guess what? My job here
is to call people out.

- You go at me the hardest.

- [ singsongy ]
jax is ----ing bothered.

- You guys are so perfect,
so how about you guys

just talk the whole rest
of the time?

- Yeah, you're perfect!
Yeah, you're perfect.

- I am ----ing garbage!
I am a garbage person!

- Thank you.
- That's why

I'm ----ing here.
- Ariana, stop.

- I can't stand her.

- Lisa: To see more
of "vanderpump rules,"

go to bravototv.Com.