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- Andy: Tonight on the "vanderpump rules" reunion...

- Yeah, I put my mouth--whatever.

It was just comfortable.

- Bjs are never comfortable.

[ playing trumpet ] - tom, it's in my ear.

Please stop.

- I actually almost quit the show

because all of you guys were bullies.

- You bitches wouldn't have lasted two seconds

when I first stepped onto this scene.

- Oh, god!

- I'm too young and pretty to be tolerating

any bullsh-- from james.

- This girl right here saved my life.

- Jax, you did not appreciate sandoval

being your best man.

- I just think you're a really good actor.

- That's not fair to say. - That's not fair.

- If he was that good of an actor,

he wouldn't be on "vanderpump -----ing rules."

- we weren't acting like sisters anymore.

- She needs to know her true friends are, and, dayna,

now you know the ----ing truth. - Stay the [bleep] out of sh--.

- You made us look like assholes,

and then I was, like, [bleep] you.

- [bleep] filming.

[bleep] you guys.

[bleep] everyone.

I'm gone.

- Part 2 of the "vanderpump rules" reunion

starts now.

♪ just raise your glasses high ♪

♪ this one's for you tonight ♪

♪♪♪

- I've never had anybody do more ----ed up things to me

in my entire ----ing life, friend or foe,

than jax mother----ing taylor, never!

- Yet you still wanna come to my wedding.

- Yeah, and the strict ----ing guidelines

I had to go by to ----ing...

- I didn't even want you there! I--listen--

- I said, "do you want me there?"

you're like, "I expected you to fly there and surprise me."

you expected your mom to ----ing, like, hit you up

after all the sh-- you've said about her,

and you expected me to show up! - Oh, do not go there!

- Are you throwing my mom under there?

- Do not go there! - Are you throwing my--

- no, we're not mentioning parents.

- That's ----ed up.

- We're not doing a repeat of last year.

- Are you ----ing stupid, sandoval?

You're an awful person, man. You are an awful person.

- All right, well, listen-- - I'm an awful person, jax.

- Hold on a second. Hold on. - I didn't care about--

- you don't know my mom's situation.

- 'cause you don't give a sh-- about anybody

but your ----ing self.

- Listen, just wait a second. - It's a competition with jax.

- You don't give a [bleep]. - I wanna--I want to now--

- I don't give a [bleep].

- ...Is to ----ing deflect from your sh--!

[ voices muting ] - mute.

[ laughter ]

- all right, well, listen, jax, even as you and sandoval

decided to take a break from each other,

you said you still envisioned growing old with him.

How do you feel about the future

of your friendship with sandoval?

- I mean, if I--if I-- if I hated the guy that much,

I wouldn't have his name tattooed on my arm.

- Jax, honestly, like, I wish the best for you, man,

and I--and I want you to do great things.

I never deal in absolutes, and I'm never thinking

that, like, you know, we can't be friends again.

I just, dude, I really just want you to--to better yourself,

to be better, man... - I feel great.

- ...From the bottom of my heart.

- Okay, we're gonna leave it there.

I wanna talk about something else.

- While scheana may famously have an on-camera good side,

this season a new server always found herself

on scheana's bad side. Watch.

- I have dayna doing side work on the restaurant side.

Is it really dayna's job to polish

every glass on the patio? No.

- Is there a little bit of jealousy there?

- Oh, my god, lisa, I am not jealous of dayna, please.

There's no jealousy.

I'm not the only person who feels this way.

It is not a jealousy thing.

I'm sick of people thinking it's a max jealousy thing.

[ voice breaking ] I'm sick of everyone trying to make it like

it's jealousy thing 'cause it's not.

- It feels like you're triggered that I'm hanging out with max.

Are you 34 or are you 16?

I'm literally embarrassed for you

- [ inhales deeply ]

- all right, scheana, during training,

you said that it bothered you that dayna wasn't wearing a bra.

- Why did that annoy you? - I don't know.

If you're serving food,

it's just something that's always bothered me.

I think you should just wear a bra at work.

- Okay, but that's making it seem like women's nipples

are somehow dirtier than men's.

Like, none of the men have to wear a bra.

It shouldn't ----ing matter, and, yeah, if lisa was, like,

"you need to wear a bra in my restaurant,"

of course I would, but, like, I'm not wearing one now.

- And if it was an indecent situation, yeah,

but why aren't you talking to danica

that actually said sometimes she hasn't worn underwear?

- I love, like, walking through the restaurant.

I can, like, feel the breeze, like, up my vagina.

- [ laughs ] - it's such a good feeling.

And that I object to.

I just think that everything about dayna

rubbed scheana the wrong way,

and she says that it wasn't about max,

but if it wasn't about max,

I'm not really sure what it was about.

- You know what? I'm always nice to the new people.

I was like, I'm not doing this again.

I'm not being the girl to be nice to the new girl,

when I just get screwed over every time. End of story.

I just wasn't interested in making friends.

- Charli was a new person, too.

To say you were not interested in making friends

with any new girl is bullsh--.

- Charli and I are very similar.

Like, your personality reminded me a lot of stassi and lala,

and that's just not someone I vibe with right off the bat,

and I wasn't-- - I think you were

less intimidated by charli

because she was less interesting than dayna.

- I think--I don't think that at all.

I think charli's very interesting,

and you don't know her at all.

- You don't know who I am,

because I actually almost quit the show six times because

all you guys were bullies. - You should've.

- But I-- - oh, charli, shut up.

- We're not bullies. You bitches wouldn't have lasted

two seconds when I first stepped onto the scene.

- You were--you talked about me on social media.

- When you all talked about being bullied,

it's ----ing laughable.

- Lisa, scheana told you many times

that she was not jealous of dayna.

What do you think was going on there?

- I knew that there was

some kind of competitive factor over max.

And so because of the hierarchy, when dayna came,

scheana felt that she could put her down.

- Max, at tom and katie's housewarming party,

dayna learned that you and scheana

were going to palm springs together,

which made her uncomfortable,

but you said it was just as friends.

Did the trip end up being strictly platonic?

- Um, for the most part, yeah, it did.

- What does that mean? - What's "for the most part"?

- "for the most part."

- max, you guys hooked up. Stop. Just own it.

- I mean, yeah, we played a game.

We played, like, a game that involved us, like,

making out with each other.

- Are you 12? - We're playing a game.

I wake up with scheana. We're both in bed together,

and she goes down on me.

[ laughter ]

I did stop her.

- Mid-blow job? - Only guy ever.

- So... - So you didn't finish?

- No, no, no. I told-- scheana was very--

like, I was like, hey, like, this can't happen.

I'm seeing dayna.

- I point-blank asked him,

"did you hook up with scheana in palm springs?"

and he was like, "no, absolutely not."

- scheana and I were able to be friends.

Everyone still thinks that maybe something could ha--

or whatever. I don't know. You know what I mean?

Like, "oh, max and scheana are in palm springs together."

like, that's not at all what it was.

- After we were done filming,

I had found out that scheana and max had made a pact

to never let that come out,

and then scheana told two people,

both of which told me.

I'm grateful I know this, because I feel

a little less crazy in all the situations that I feel like

he's gaslighted me and tried to make me feel like I was wrong,

and he never did anything.

So I thought that was really ----ing lame.

Let me just say, there were a lot of things I did last year

that I was embarrassed by, but max was someone that

I was very comfortable with, and he slept in my bed.

We cuddled. I, yeah, felt something that--

yeah, I put my mouth--whatever. I'm...Whatever.

It meant nothing. It was just comfortable, and--

- wait, bjs are never comfortable.

What do you mean, you guys just felt so--

you felt so comfortable that you were just...

But the jaw hurts. It's an effort. Like, that--

- and then what? - That's just not something

that you just, like, slip into. - And then, max, you just

walked around with an erection until it casually

went down again? - Like, that makes zero sense.

- Or did you go in the bathroom and, like, yank it?

There's no way you're stopping mid-blow job.

It just does not happen. - Right. I don't believe that.

- Okay, I wanna talk about something else.

Nobody in the "vanderpump" universe

has had more ups and downs than the "white kanye" himself,

dj james kennedy.

But this year james' bad behavior

led him to a real wake-up call. Watch.

- Tomtom, get ready.

Are you gonna come to my set and see me dj?

- Yeah, I have to see what time my shift starts.

- Good.

Hey, go [bleep] yourself. How dare you miss my whole set?

What the [bleep] is wrong with you?

- I didn't have any service.

- Just bullsh--.

- I, like, woke up to a million texts from james.

Like, "whore, slut," like, all this--

- wait, are you kidding? - He did not call you a slut.

- Yeah. - Stop.

- You deserve better than that treatment.

That's--that is insane. [bleep] that.

- We are good until something happens,

and then you start drinking again, and it's not good.

- Cut it out. Cut it out, or I'm gonna leave you right--

I'm gonna leave right now. I really will.

- It's okay to express your emotions.

I'm not telling you not to.

You're just telling me what, to stop drinking?

- Yes.

[ voice breaking ] I'm like the one person that, like,

stands by him through everything and, like,

gives him so many chances.

If you can't get your sh-- together...

Then we will break up.

- You have to get help.

- I went to an aa meeting yesterday.

They gave me this 'cause I had to stand up

and I had to say my name, and I said, "I'm an alcoholic."

- how was it? - Good. Really good.

- I shared for the first time today.

- You did?

- Part of my sobriety and making things better

are these steps, and, you know,

making amends to people that I've wronged.

I just want to apologize for everything that I've ever said.

- This is the last apology?

- Katie's pretty high on that list.

- It really is the last apology, katie, and, you know,

I'm really sorry for everything, seriously.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- Appreciate it.

- We actually don't have a dj tonight.

You could just get behind there and...

- Really?

I won't let you down. Cheers.

- Onwards and upwards, huh? [ glasses clink ]

- that is really nice to watch,

and as I look around at the group watching it,

almost all of you got very emotional.

Katie, what was your reaction watching that?

- I mean, I am really actually proud of him,

and to see him actually put in the work,

and, you know, committed to it is--is really nice.

- A lot of progress. - Lot of growth.

- And a lot of vulnerability. - Yeah.

- And then there was one moment where he was talking to raquel,

and he said something along the lines

of "I'm just not sure if I'll be enough,

you know, without drinking."

- I just hope that I'm, like, enough sober, you know?

- Well, of course you're enough.

I think the ultimate you is when you're sober.

- Just that moment really resonated with me.

- Stassi, you got emotional.

- I got emotional for raquel.

I have not got to know her very well,

but this past season, watching her open up,

she's so much more layered than I thought,

and watching her cry is just, like, oh, my god, like,

I don't wanna watch raquel-- - and stand up for herself.

- I don't wanna watch raquel cry.

- I feel like that was good. - Like, that--

that's what makes me emotional. Raquel is likeable as [bleep].

- Raquel is a ----ing queen! - Yes! We ----ing stan

for raquel, dude. - We stan raquel. [ laughs ]

- james, how long have you been sober now?

- It's been just a little over 10 months, actually.

- Whoo. - Yeah.

Coming up on 11 months, actually.

That clip really ----ed me up 'cause, like, you know,

I was talking, like, how I was...

[ voice breaking ] still drinking and, you know,

it's just crazy, all this. Looking back at that,

I can't believe that was even me.

Like, I see the light, honestly,

and I see everything for what it is,

and it's just--it's--this girl right here saved my life,

and I love her so, so much, so much, and I-I have her

and lisa and all of you guys to thank for it.

So thank you so much.

- Kristen, I'm watching you, and it kinda looks like

you might be getting emotional.

I just--no, I don't have anything to say.

I just--I don't have anything to say.

I'd rather leave it at that.

- I would love it if james could apologize to kristen

for the pain that he has caused her.

- I did that so long ago, scheana.

I'm so past that. That's years ago.

- But you're in a different place in your life, you know,

and it still affects her. - And, james,

if you had changed, you wouldn't have just come at me re--

like, in the last hour.

- You used her so you could have some camera time...

- ...Right now unless we're really gonna acknowledge

who james kennedy is. - ...On "vanderpump rules."

that's what you did, 'cause you used everybody,

and then you [bleep] everybody you want

because you're a piece of sh--. I'm past this.

- This is why me watching raquel go through that

broke my ----ing heart for her. - Yeah, we're--we're past this.

- Thanks a lot, scheana. God.

♪♪♪

coming up...

- It wasn't like she was being mean to everyone.

It was like the nice girls. - I'm a nice girl.

- Uh...

- This is why me watching raquel go through that

broke my ----ing heart for her.

- Why is this going in this direction? This is so negative.

- Because you don't know, danica. You don't know.

- You all were, like, the worst relationship ever, for real.

Like, two ----ing f5 ----ing hurricanes coming together.

- Why are we even talking about this, tom?

Why are we even talking about this? Move on. Move on.

- Because you came after me, james, and I'm asking you

to stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours.

- Oh, come on. I didn't really come after you. I just said--

I just--I just had to stick up for dayna.

- And then you and raquel will be happy, and I will be happy.

- She needs to know who her true frends are,

- stay the [bleep] out of my sh--

- and, dayna, now you know the ----ing truth, luv.

Now you know.

- Do you know how painful it was to watch you treat raquel,

one of the most innocent, beautiful,

almost like a brittany person ever, the way you treated her.

- Hold on, hold on, I don't like this. I don't like this.

Because james had the same type of issue I had with alcohol,

and I didn't treat people the way I think

I should've treated them, so we gotta--

- come on. We're moving forward from that. Come on.

[ playing trumpet ]

- tom, it's in my ear. Please stop.

- So, james, I wanna talk about how you got here,

because you sent raquel

a long list of hurtful text messages.

How would you have had the right

to give raquel sh-- for drinking too much?

- I didn't have the right at all, you know?

It's disgusting words.

I'm so happy that raquel's still here with me.

The moment when I realized I can't tolerate this anymore

was those text messages.

That was the final straw for me. I--

- would you say that you turned a blind eye

to his mistreatment of you in the past?

- Oh, yeah, definitely, and I definitely turned

a blind eye, especially to his treatment of other people.

I wanna take this time to recognize that

he'd push other people down,

and I completely ignored that, and that's wrong.

- Lisa, I wanna give you the last word on all this,

since you've known james for so long.

- Well, I've always obviously had

a very different relationship with james,

and when he decided to change his life around,

I was there 100%, so, yes, he's back at sur,

and he has his Tuesday nights, and when we open.

It's been such a long journey, but I love you very much,

and as you can see, this is the support you need,

and you are enough without a drink.

I think you've proved that. - You're even more amazing

without the drinking. - Yes!

- Way more amazing. - You are beyond enough.

- Better. - Thank you, guys, so much.

- Lala, congratulations to you.

I saw recently that you celebrated

one year of sobriety.

- Whoo! - Yes, lala!

- Whoo! - One year sober.

- I'm assuming, lala, that james' sobriety

has brought you two a little bit closer,

but he posted a meme that really got under your skin.

- Well, where do you and lala stand now?

- For those of you living under a rock,

50 cent decided to call out randall

on some money that he thought randall owed him.

When I posted a picture of him, I'm like, "oh, yeah,

I need my money by Monday."

I found it hilarious and, you know, it landed me

in kind of a bad place with lala.

- What happened there? - I mean, I won't say

more than I can, but, you know, there was a very public beef

between myself and a pretty famous rapper.

It was just like a knife in my heart, and--

- this is a long string of things that, you know,

I wasn't proud of, you know?

Why did I make that petty remark, you know?

Because I had to fulfill some kind of inside thing

while I was out with everybody with my, like, so dumb.

And I see that clearly now,

and I'm really sorry about that, you know?

- Everything's good now.

Like, myself and randall and this rapper,

we just don't speak about each other.

- Well, let me ask you this, because I think also

some people were surprised

that they kind of didn't see that play out on the show more.

- Well, number one, when this all happened,

we were not filming. - Oh.

- I think that we would have had a much harder time...

- Right. - ...If it was happening

during filming. - Right.

- But there was also a lot of legal stuff

that was going on that...Yeah. - Got it.

All right, so moving on, at katie's wine night,

um, you said to raquel that she had forgotten her place.

- I think you've forgotten your place,

but I'm gonna remind you.

- I haven't forgotten my place, lala.

- And it really sounded like you thought

you were better than her.

- When I get into that zone,

the sh-- that comes out of my mouth,

like, it's almost like I don't even know what I'm saying.

On your most vicious day, you're a yapping chihuahua.

- And you're a rottweiler, we all know.

- No, I'm a pit bull, bitch.

I'm a michael vick fighting dog.

Don't project on me what you reflect.

That's what's not gonna happen.

- What?

♪♪♪

that makes sense because I feel like we were all, like,

we don't know what she's saying.

We don't know what she's talking about.

- Yeah, I was so confused as to what was going on.

"like, I'm a pit bull, and you're a this,"

and I'm like, what are you... What?

- I'm mortified. She's, like, the sweetest human in the world.

I don't know why I did that.

- Raquel, does that make you feel good to hear all that?

- Yeah. I mean, I'm too young and pretty to be tolerating

any bullsh-- from james, and, like,

I feel the same way with anyone else.

[ laughter ] - yes, girl.

- Scheana, in a recent online video,

lala said about you, "it's not interesting to watch

"a 34-year-old woman in a crop top

"and a slutty pony doing the same thing

over and over again."

- we have to grow up.

It's not interesting to watch a 34-year-old woman

in a crop top, and a, you know, slutty jojo siwa pony

doing the same thing over and over again.

- [ voice breaking ] it really, really hurt my feelings

because I have done so much growth,

and for my friends or people I think still care about me,

to just, like, make that seem like there's just nothing

to me and no substance, it was really, really ----ing hurtful.

- I have been very disgusted by...

[ voice breaking ] the things that I have said to people

and reacted to people, and I thought that, you know,

my sobriety was gonna be the answer,

but I just pictured scheana, like, seeing those things

that, again, like, I did not mean. I love scheana.

I felt really terrible about that.

- It wasn't just, like, one time.

It's been so many times.

It wasn't, like, just overall she was being mean to everyone.

It was me, raquel, ariana, and kristen.

It was like the nice girls.

- I'm a nice girl. - Uh...

- I'm just saying it was like-- - uh...

- Lala, I felt like, was just mean to the people

who would just be passive.

- Raquel, like, she needs to feel lucky

that you're being graced with my ----ing presence.

- So what would you do with the ariana situation?

- I just think she's a wet blanket.

- You're ----ing off your rocker.

Knock it the [bleep] off. - Please, let's not do this.

Please. - God, bitch.

I look at it, and I'm like,

you're preying on the ----ing weak.

I've had a lot of time to, like, self-reflect

during this quarantine, and I'm just really trying

to, like, right my wrongs at this point.

[ voice breaking ] I need to do better, and I need to be better.

- Okay, I think this is a good place to leave it.

We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.

Coming up...

You did not seem to appreciate sandoval's efforts

at being your best man. Why?

- I just think you're a really good actor.

- What the [bleep]? - Tom is an amazing friend.

- That's not fair. - Come on, man.

♪♪♪

we're back with "the real housewives"--

oh, [bleep]. Um... [ laughter ]

okay, we are back with the "vanderpump rules" reunion.

You know, we've all been under quarantine

for what seems like forever, but the "pump rules" gang

has been making the best of it. Watch this.

- What--what is happening here?

- Well, I've been so bored during this quarantine

that I've actually taken up cooking.

I've made, like, three things.

- Is there salt in that?

- No. - [ laughs ]

- just shh!

[ whirring ]

♪♪♪

- [ laughs ]

- [ amplified voice, imitates southern accent ] say, bubba.

- [ imitates southern accent ] what's that, bubba?

- You know what the first rule of quarantine is?

- What's that? - There are no rules.

- Whoo! - Yee-haw!

[ amplified voice ] ♪ two bubs in quarantine ♪

♪ no pants from now on ♪

♪ two bubs in quarantine ♪

♪ my routine is ----ing gone ♪

- today I'm making avocado brownies,

because we're healthy, but we want to snack.

Oh, sh--.

♪ let's play ♪

♪ let's make it pop and drink some bub ♪

♪ in the club ♪

♪ let's make it pop and drink some bub ♪

♪ in the club ♪

- ahh.

- Jax and I like to make up tournaments

to help pass the time.

So today's tournament is a time challenge.

Ready, go!

First, you have to take a shot,

then you have to eat a hooters wing.

Chase it with a mondo. - Selfie.

[ laughs ] run outside. Make a cornhole.

You have to make it before you can move on.

Whoo!

Then make a basket on the pool basketball.

Oh, crap! You do better every time.

[ laughs ]

♪ here we are ♪

♪ it's time to shine, baby ♪

♪ whoa-oh-oh-oh, it's our time ♪

♪ whoa-oh-oh-oh, time to shine, baby ♪

♪♪♪

♪ it's our time, baby ♪

- yeah. - Well done.

- I mean, I gotta tell you those were all so on-brand.

I was just smiling ear to ear watching those.

- Andy, what do you mean, on-brand?

I was carrying the sheets up the stairs.

- I know. Yeah, that was the least on-brand thing...

- Thank you. - ...I've ever seen, actually.

- God, you have no idea how I've suffered for two months.

- [ laughs ] I can't even imagine.

- [ laughs ] - katie, have you been getting

some knitting in during all this?

- No. No. Oh, my gosh.

Short-lived. I've switched to legos.

- Maybe you should switch it up and have sex.

- Oh! No, no, no, no. [ laughs ]

- legos, sex. Legos, sex. [ laughter ]

- kristen, are you self-isolating with anybody?

- Um, my boyfriend.

Surprise! His name's alex.

It's quarantine-bae. - To the fort.

- Cheers to the fort.

- Hey, people. Cheers. [ glasses clink ]

- how long has this been going on?

- A month and a half or so. - The day after max.

[ laughter ]

and let me just say, by the way, he's--he's an awesome guy.

- Jax, how many fights

have you and brittany gotten into since lockdown?

- We've gotten into a couple feuds.

It was like--the last week, but we're both homebodies.

I love, you know, we're-- - but hold on.

Let me say something.

I never noticed how much guys do not shut cabinet doors.

- Does he still poop with the bathroom door open?

- Oh, always. - So does brock. It's such a--

- so does she now, though. - I know.

- So does she. [ laughs ] - don't tell them. [ laughs ]

- okay, let's move on. When you guys went to miami,

jax, you made a big point to brittany

about how you hate strip clubs and you were the only guy there

without a girl, but then in the footage,

you're getting your lap dance and you're motorboating someone.

- We went to a strip club last night.

I felt so awkward. I could not get into it.

♪♪♪

I ws the only one out of all the guys

who didn't have a girl next to me.

♪♪♪

every time one of 'em would come up to me,

I was like... [ giggles ]

I'm just not good at strip clubs.

- That's what every guy says when they go to a strip club.

[ laughter ] - so sad.

- Yeah, well, so when I got there,

all my friends were getting excited,

like, "we're here. We're gonna party.

Just enjoy it." I'm like, okay, I thought,

you know, obviously, we're...

- But I told you I didn't care so I don't know why you lied.

- I know, but I-I always-- even before meeting brittany,

even before strip clubs, I mean,

they're just not entirely my thing.

- I feel like you listen to me of how I was reacting,

and then you told brittany that the next day.

I'm dating satan, so I just, uh, there's needs to be, like,

a border somewhere, yeah. - Well, I guess I'm like...

Just like... - I'll go--you know,

I'm actually--I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go over there.

- I already knew he was gonna have dancers--have strippers

dance on him, so I do not understand. I didn't even care.

- Jax, once you were in kentucky,

you did not seem to appreciate sandoval's efforts

at being your best man. Why?

- I just--it's all for show, and personally, again,

it's just kind of one of those off-the-record things...

- [ sighs ]

- and I hate going--I hate trying to dive around this,

but I just kind of feel like he wasn't gonna be included

in the--the wedding part of the show,

and I felt like that's why

he was more upset about it than not going.

- Are you kidding me? - They would've filmed him here.

- Why would he go to jax's father's funeral then?

That wasn't being televised.

Tom's been a very good friend to you, jax.

- I flew 15 hours, bought 3 suits.

- ...Great things. That was amazing.

- Oh, everybody's done great things.

I--I've done great things, too.

I've bought him things and whatever.

- What have you done for me, jax?

- Who gives a sh--? - Jax, he--he forgave you

after you slept with his girlfriend.

- Whoa. - Well, he was sleeping

with girls at the same time! He should forgive me.

- I'm calling bullsh-- for a reason.

You were so happy, dude. We were ----ing boys, man.

We were having a great time.

I was doing all those things, jax,

because I love seeing you ----ing happy.

- I got beers. - Thought of everything.

- I will be ironing between 10 and 11.

Black and white safety pins. I even bought tampons.

- That's going the extra mile, dude.

- And they're good ones. - I just think

you're a really good actor. - Come on, man.

- What the [bleep]? - Tom is an amazing friend.

- That's not fair. - That's not fair to say.

- That's not fair. Not fair. - That's not fair to say.

- If he was that good of an actor,

he wouldn't be on "vanderpump ----ing rules."

- ooh. - Come on, man.

- All right, we're not gonna get anywhere here.

We're gonna take a break and be right back.

Coming up...

- I was honest in the moments about how I felt.

If I said anything to hurt you, I apologize.

- But you were never honest to my face.

You never said any of the words behind my back to my face.

That is my point.

He called you middle-aged to your face.

♪♪♪

- we are back with the "vanderpump rules" reunion.

[ clanking ]

by the way, if you're hearing a chorus of cowbells,

it's all of new york city... - That's so cute.

- ...At 7:00 saluting the healthcare workers.

- It's 7:00. - Healthcare workers.

I don't know if you can hear that.

- Ours is at 8:00. - I love that. That's amazing.

- Maybe they can hear you if you applaud for them from l.A.

[ cheers and applause ] that's awesome.

Um, lisa, earlier this year, you expanded tomtom

to include the garden,

and we saw the toms agree to roll over

their first-year profits into the expansion

so that they could own a piece of that.

Does that arrangement still stand?

- Oh, absolutely. The last two weeks,

just before we were made to close,

the garden was up and running.

Everything was going brilliantly,

and then covid-19. It's been devastating.

- Sandoval, you and schwartz did something really cool

for the tomtom employees.

You did video messages for fans,

and you actually raised a lot of money for them, right?

- Yeah. I created, like,

a little set in my living room and--

- literally right where we're sitting right now.

- Right where we're sitting right now.

- Schwartz. - And sandoval.

Wanna wish you a 4-year anniversary.

- That's a big one.

♪ happy birthday dear chase ♪

- and you raised how much money for the employees?

- Uh, over $50,000. - That's awesome.

- Yeah. - That is great.

- That's great. - Whoo!

- Good job, schwartz. - That's so--yes.

These guys are so extroverted,

and they have such a zest for life,

and I love it when tom and tom get their thing together.

- Schwartz, what's next in your--in your career

as a bar owner?

- Oh, man, this whole experience

has just, like, reinvigorated me professionally, you know?

I'm hungry. I wanna build a little empire with these guys.

I wanna open more bars with lisa,

open a bar with sandoval, maybe my wife.

Like, I want more. - Do you think you

and your wife and sandoval will open up a bar?

- Katie maloney's bar and grill.

[ laughter ] - we'll work on the name.

[ laughter ] - yeah.

- Okay, let's move on.

I wanna talk a little bit about brett and scheana.

Brett, you said scheana was very welcoming to you

when you started at sur.

In what ways did she help you or come on strong

when you first started?

- She did come on a little strong to me in a way

where, you know, I was a new guy.

Obviously, she had the first opportunity to be my friend,

and she did a good job, but I feel like I'm a nice guy,

so sometimes things can be misunderstood,

and that's my fault, you know,

for putting the wrong signals out,

and I think that's probably what happened there.

- Scheana, what did it feel like to hear brett say

that you were not a great kisser.

- That pissed me off because I also know that's not true.

- Lies! Lies! - And many people

in this box of squares can agree...

- Yes. - ...That's not true.

- Not cool. Not cool. - I-I obviously...

I explained that the wrong way. It wasn't that

it was a bad kiss. It just was a bad experience.

- Brett, you didn't even remember it,

like a week later, I made a joke about it.

You're like, "I don't remember that."

- I only said that because I didn't want you to think

that I, like, wanted to kiss you and it meant something

because I didn't want you to run away with that...

- Do you understand that your words to my fe

and your words behind my back are completely opposite.

- ...Thinking that me and you had something together.

I was honest in the moments about how I felt.

If I said anything to hurt you, I apologize.

- But you were never honest to my face.

You never said any of the words behind my back to my face.

That is my point.

- He called you middle-aged to your face.

- You are now what, 34? - 34.

- She's a little bit older than me.

She's a middle-aged woman.

- Is middle-aged, like, 50? - 50, right?

- Look at j. Lo. She's the hottest woman ever.

- Aren't you, like, 31? - She's 50!

- Aren't you like-- - I'm 32! What's the difference?

- You're 32. - I'm middle-aged by that--

it was a-- - you're literally, like,

two years younger than her. What the hell?

- Please.

- I'm on scheana's side with that one.

- I was nothing but good to you, and I'm embarrassed

that I trusted you and took you in as a friend.

- Scheana, what do you mean? We talked about it all season

how I was trying to tell you I just wanna be friends.

You know what I mean? And then--

- and I was with you, brett. I said I just wanted

to be friends. - You were like,

"oh, can we just pretend like we have something in the future

so it seems like you might be something in the future?"

and it's like, do you understand the type of pressure

that is for me? - Pretending? What, pretending?

What are you talking about? - Well, is he lying?

- Whatever, dude. What, do you think I'm making this up?

You literally said to me, "can you just pretend like we

might have a future together?" and I said to you,

"I don't--that's not fair. Like, I can't say something

I don't feel."

- I didn't say pretend like that.

- You think I'm just fabricating that just to do it?

- No way, because you flirted with her so much.

I've seen the things that you've texted scheana,

the things, like how often you hung out with her,

like, the weird--the weird friendship that you guys had

was very misleading, and for someone like scheana

that falls for guys very easily, you probably weren't

the right person to be a "friend" to her.

- You're saying that's my fault?

- Brett, you tried to make her look like sh--.

You tried to make her look like sh--.

- No, I didn't. - I know what I saw.

So just apologize for being an asshole.

- I know you've all been waiting for this reunion

to just, like, clamp down on, like, the new people

or whatever, and you wanna defend everybody.

- Welcome to "vanderpump rules." [ laughs ]

- but at the same time, I'm not your teddy bear.

- I'm sorry I tried to help you. I'm so sorry. My bad.

- All right. - Won't happen again.

- I'm gonna leave it there and take a break.

We'll be right back with the "vanderpump" crew after this.

Coming up...

- I'm not saying that I was right this summer,

but I was out of my ----ing mind.

I was so sad and so upset. - Kristen, you were

out of your mind for years!

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- for the people who have done this before,

does it feel the same amount

of, like, jittery right now or easier? 'cause it's over now.

- Way more jittery. - Why?

- I think way easier

'cause you're not in the same room with everyone.

You're ----ing a whole lot safer in the safe bubble...

- Well, well, let's see first.

Let's see. - ...Of our own homes.

- We are back with lisa vanderpump and the gang

from sur and tomtom.

The witches of weho's friendship has had more trials

than their salem ancestors,

but this season, the socal coven officially cracked.

Let's watch.

- I've been lied to.

You say in public to everyone, "we're broken up,

but carter still lives here." - yes.

- You still see each other every day.

That's not a broken-up relationship.

- We are broken up. - [ blows kiss ] I love you.

- Here we go. - Oh, sh--.

Carter...Whoopsie.

- We had sex this morning. - You're gonna, like...

- You're so messy. - I know.

If the roles were reversed,

I wouldn't jump down someone's throat

because I've been through it with both of them.

- Excuse me? Tom was ----ing around on me.

Go [bleep] yourself, kristen.

- I don't feel like dealing with her.

Once this wedding's over, bye. Witches of weho--donezo.

Laid to rest. Rip.

♪♪♪

- katie, in miami, kristen claimed that she treated you

with more kindness when schwartz

was "----ing around on you for years."

what--what did she mean by that?

- I think that was just her going low,

and she knew it would hurt me.

- I've been there for you all this time,

and I just wanted my friends to be there for me

the way I was there for you.

I can't expect everyone to be exactly the way that I am.

- No, but this is the-- this is the thing.

- You know? And that's okay. - You're--you're acting--

this is your--kristen, this is when you asked--

- and it was a low blow, katie, and you didn't deserve it.

- I know. I know this is... - Kristen, but this is when--

- and it was rude as [bleep].

- ...An asshole move 'cause I invented it. I get it.

You wanted to deflect at any opportunity possible.

- Can I--can I say something real quick? I just--

- it really wasn't deflection off of me. It was more like--

- I know, but-- - we've all been through this

in our friendships. Like, you've gone through it.

She's gone through it. She's gone through it,

and we've all been there for each other.

- Guys, also, like, I wanna say something, too.

Like, knowing kristen, like, even, like, with being

in a relationship to--with her, she's an over-venter.

Like, exhaustingly over-venter.

- But we all do it. We all do it. We all do it.

We're--we all do it. - I mean, kristen, you do it,

like, a little bit more than everybody, but still,

everybody does do it. [ laughs ]

- why does my venting have an expiration date

but no one else's does? Like, that's how it felt.

- Because none of us-- neither of us have ever made you

look like a bad friend for siding against our boyfriends.

- I'm not saying that I was right this summer,

but I was out of my ----ing mind.

I was so sad and so upset. - Kristen, you're out

of your mind... - I was so upset for years...

- No, kristen, it's not the same thing.

- ...With carter. - You literally were like--

- and every time you guys-- - kristen--

- let me just--let me finish this sentence, please.

- But that's not the same thing.

Every time you guys bashed carter,

it made me wanna protect him more.

- You asked, but you asked us to, like, help you be honest

about what was happening-- going on in your relationship.

- Katie, um-- - I'm not denying that,

and I understand... - Katie--

- ...That it was so taxing and so toxic.

Everyone's living these happy, awesome moments,

and the last thing you wanna hear about

is their friend who's not having those same moments.

I wasn't in that place in August.

I was very selfishly, like, [bleep] filming,

[bleep] you guys, [bleep] everyone, I'm gone.

- Kristen, when you do-- when you--

when your friends hold up an ear to you,

and you--and you vent to me-- I mean, you vented to me

about carter two years ago, and I understand...

- But, beau, I'm not--I'm not-- - ...Why they get frustrated.

Your friends and myself included...

- It's exhausting. - ...Are spending hours with you

hearing the same thing. - Yeah.

- It's over and over and over and over again

to the point where you're like, "I can't do it anymore!"

- exactly. - For me what became difficult

is because the conversations about you wanting

to break up with carter didn't start in February.

They--they started, like... - Years ago.

- ...Last year. Two years ago. - ----Ing forever ago.

- They started a really long time ago, kristen,

and I was listening to you be upset,

and when you hurt, I hurt with you.

And you would leave and--

and I would still hurt after you left,

and then the next day,

it was like that conversation never happened,

and then he would come around that weekend,

and then the next week, we would have

the same conversation over again.

It became really hard to, like, support you after.

- I've thought about this a lot,

and I know that I played a part in this.

I didn't communicate to you properly

about why I felt the way that I felt.

It wasn't about you being

in a sh--ty relationship with carter.

I remember last season, we sat down,

you, me, and katie, and we had this discussion

about how you wanted to be honest and open

about your relationship,

and katie and I were gonna help you with that,

and the second that we did that, you threw us under the bus.

Financially, it is so wonderful.

He is carrying his weight financially,

which makes me happy.

- Every time I asked you about this in a group situation,

you say, "well, yesterday was a good day."

but if it's not a group situation,

it was, "yesterday was the worst day."

you made us look like assholes,

and then the reunion rolls around,

and I thought, okay, she's gonna--

she's gonna recognize what she did

and that she made us look like awful friends.

And you didn't, and you doubled down on it.

- Your love doesn't ----ing work for me!

I sit at home alone, and I ----ing cry,

and I'm scared to ----ing call you

because you guys are "annoyed" by me.

- That doesn't mean you're not allowed

to talk to us about something.

- Trust me, you don't want to.

- And then I was like, [bleep] you. Like, I'm out.

- You aggressively defended him to us

and then acted like we were crazy.

And that was when our friendship

and my trust in you started deteriorating.

And when I said we weren't sisters anymore,

because we weren't acting like sisters anymore.

[ dog barking in distance ] - shh!

- I still loved and cared about you so much,

but we just-- our friendship wasn't...

[ barking continues ] ...What it had been.

And I didn't know how to get back to that with you.

I wanted to salvage it, and I wanted to get back to that.

But it just, like... [ barking continues ]

oh, my god, the dogs, y'all.

- I'm sorry. - Come on.

- Tell your dog to be quiet. - It's just...

- I'm still listening, katie. - All right, all right.

- Yes. - If you wanna start

at any point, I'm--I'm still listening.

- That's--no, this is-- that's all I'm saying.

I won't--I won't rant on anymore,

but that's my piece on it.

- I know what your--I know... - Sorry.

- Kristen, you were with carter off and on all summer.

So can you see how this-- it was frustrating

for your friends not to understand

where you stood and-- - I mean, in hind--

I mean, ----ing hindsight is 20/20.

Like, now I can, yeah. - Lala, you confronted carter

about not contributing financially to his relationship.

But people on social media found that hypocritical

since you've been open that randall pays for your car,

your trips, and even private jets.

What do you say to that?

- I just feel like we're comparing two separate things.

If they were happy and amazing,

I would have never brought that up

'cause I don't think it matters who's paying for what,

but when my friend's being sucked dry emotionally,

it's like, "come on, dude. What are you doing?"

- so kristen has moved on from carter.

Uh, stassi, does that make you happy to know?

- Yeah. I mean, I'm glad that kristen is with somebody

who I've met and I think is really awesome

and really kind and seems great,

and carter sucks ass, so there's that.

[ laughter ] - very good.

We'll be right back.

- Let's face it, kristen.

Like, with all your friends' engagements and marriages,

they're actually doing it. It's sad that you're not.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- kristen, don't get mad at me for asking james this question,

but I actually think his perspective

might be interesting.

James, you have had your differences

with kristen over the years, but you also know what it's like

to be excluded from the group,

so I'm just curious for you what it was like

to watch the way katie and stassi treated kristen.

- You know, it was something that I could've predicted

was gonna happen. It's not the first time

that they've done that to kristen.

Let's face it. Like, stassi and katie

have abandoned that friendship a few times,

and you know, if you don't start changing your ways

and getting your sh-- together,

people get very bored very quickly,

and with all your friends escalatin' with their lives

financially and emotionally

with their engagements and marriages, you know,

they're actually doing it, and I know, I mean, you know,

it's sad that you're not, but that's the reality.

- Oh, my god. [ laughter ]

- okay. Well, kristen, you were excluded from a lot this summer,

starting with katie's wine night,

then vegas for katie and tom's second wedding,

and lastly, from stassi and beau's engagement party.

What was the most hurtful to be left out of?

- Um, stassi and beau's engagement party.

I already know they got engaged,

I already know that you guys are partying tonight about it,

and I already know that I'm not welcome there.

So other than that...

I hope you guys have so much fun tonight.

- You know, lisa, normally you would be the first one to say

that you don't want kristen around,

but you thought she should be there.

Why the different feelings this time?

- Through all these group gatherings,

she was part of the dynamic.

I know how she feels. It couldn't be replicated,

and they go up and down like a roller coaster

for so many years.

I didn't realize it was as serious as it was,

so I felt that stassi might regret it,

but I didn't realize they'd be in this place they are now.

- Um, katie, stassi said witches of weho wine

was like destiny's child,

and she was beyoncé and ready to leave.

Do you think stassi feels... - That was embarrassing.

- ...She's better than you and kristen?

- I think she was just trying to draw a comparison

that she was just, like, ready to leave the group.

- [ laughs ] - okay, well, she didn't say

she was kelly rowland and she was ready to leave.

- Well, I don't think kelly rowland

wanted to leave destiny's child. Beyoncé was the only one.

- Listen, I have something to say.

I have something to say.

If you do not think that you are the beyoncé of your own life,

then what the [bleep] are you doing?

- Okay. Okay! Okay.

- What is the current state of your relationship,

the three of you?

How would you describe it, kristen?

- There isn't one. - Just so much,

it's like, when something, it starts so small,

and then builds and builds and builds,

and then it gets to a point where you--

you don't even know how to unravel that.

- We haven't spoken at all. Like, that's the problem.

Interestingly enough, the three of you have some sort

of distance from the break-up of the friendship

that you can see all of your parts in it,

which is actually very healthy.

Stassi, if your wedding was tomorrow,

would kristen be invited?

- Oh. - Great question.

Great question. - The--that's...

I'm too much of a pussy to answer that question right now,

and I'm too conflicted.

I-I love her, and I miss her, but I'm--I'm conflicted.

♪♪♪

- next week, the reunion continues.

- I was like, "so, how am I paying you, blow job or money?"

- no. - No.

- No. - She gets the job done.

- Beau, you went to such lengths

to make her think that you weren't proposing.

- I have-- - that was the worst night...

- No. - ...Of the--

of, like, the whole year.

- What's sexier, penis bulge or ring bulge?

- Saying I'm having an affair with brett--

that really pisses me off.

- Lisa, I'm sorry if that offended you.

- I think max and brett should date.

- Cheers to that.

- I'm the best I've ever been,

and andy always has something against me.

- Guess what? My job here is to call people out.

- You go at me the hardest.

- [ singsongy ] jax is ----ing bothered.

- You guys are so perfect, so how about you guys

just talk the whole rest of the time?

- Yeah, you're perfect! Yeah, you're perfect.

- I am ----ing garbage! I am a garbage person!

- Thank you. - That's why

I'm ----ing here. - Ariana, stop.

- I can't stand her.

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