All language subtitles for Total bellas - 5x10_track3_eng

‐ I want you to move in.
‐ Are you sure?

‐ Yeah. I'm positive.
I won't go back on it.

‐ I meant to tell you

my parents
are coming to France.

‐ Artem invited his parents
to France.

I mean, I'm really excited
to meet 'em,

but I'm also really nervous.

Artem, that's not even funny.
I am not ready for that.

‐ It's a big commitment
to make, but it feels right.

I got the ring.
‐ What?

‐ Is she gonna feel pressured
to say yes,

because his family is there?
‐ It makes me nervous.

Artem might be ready.
I don't know if my sister is.

I hate to say this,
but I don't want another child.

all: Bonjour!

‐ I am so nervous.
I haven't felt this way,

like, meeting
someone's parents in so long.

‐ So I want to officially
ask your permission

to marry your daughter.

‐ I don't know.
I just feel different.

‐ Do you think
you might be pregnant?

‐ I don't think there's words
can describe

how you make me feel
and how much I love you.

The stakes are really,
really high.

I want this proposal
to go perfect.

What I'm trying to say is‐‐

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ We're taking off ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We're taking over
the world ♪

♪ ♪

‐ I wonder when
they're gonna be here.

‐ Well, they should be here
any second.

‐ I feel like I've been
waiting long enough.

Should I open up, like,
the meats and stuff,

'cause they'll be here soon?
‐ Yes, let's open up the meats.

‐ Are you tired?
‐ I mean...

‐ Jet lag can be a bitch.
‐ I still feel like I am, yeah.

‐ Are you so excited,

by the way,
for your parents to be coming?

‐ Yeah. I'm really excited.

‐ So I am so obsessed
with France.

It's one of my favorite
countries,

and Brie and I have such
an amazing opportunity

to be a part
of an amazing wine company

and try all these
different blends.

And I have to say
what makes this birthday

so much more special

is the fact that our family's
tagging along,

and not only that, but
Artem's brother and parents

are going to fly in
and come visit us.

And I have never
met them before,

so I'm really nervous,
but very excited.

‐ I'm so excited to be here.

‐ The weather's just a little
different than Arizona.

‐ Just a little.
‐ Oh, and I love it.

‐ I know.
‐ Did you brush up

on your French?
‐ No.

I'm gonna let you translate.

‐ Bonjour.
[speaking French]

‐ [speaking French] JJ.

‐ I'm impressed.
‐ Oh, my gosh.

You guys.
‐ Oh, my gosh.

‐ This is exactly
how I picture, like,

coming to the countryside
of France is‐‐so pretty.

‐ I love it.
‐ Oh!

‐ Oh, they're coming.
They're coming.

Hide. Hide! Quick.
‐ Oh, shoot!

‐ [laughs]

all: Bonjour!

‐ Hello! We're here.

‐ Do you want a croissant?
‐ Hey.

‐ It is chilly out.
‐ Oh, my God.

You guys are freezing.

‐ I'm really excited
for this birthday trip,

because since Sedona, Bryan
and I both let go of so much.

Unfortunately, he's on the
road, couldn't make it,

but at the same time,
I really feel like this trip

will help me digest everything

and think about what I need
to do moving forward.

‐ There's a room here.
‐ Okay.

‐ Artem and I are gonna be
up here.

I think, though,
someone else can join us.

‐ I don't need to hear
those noises.

We'll be downstairs.
‐ Eew!

‐ Well, okay.
Let's all grab our luggage.

Pick a room decompress.
Maybe you guys should

wear something nicer
for the parents.

‐ Who's "you guys"?
‐ Maybe I just flew

halfway across the world.

Just 'cause I don't look like
a jockey right now

doesn't mean
I'm not ready to go.

‐ That was what
I was going for.

‐ Ha ha.
‐ This is 1930s Aramis.

‐ Well, I feel like

I brought a little bit
of Phoenix to France.

‐ Um...
‐ Yeah.

‐ Okay.
I'm gonna grab my luggage.

That's my room, over there.

‐ Artem, why am I nervous
for your family to meet mine?

‐ Are you nervous?
Why are you nervous?

‐ No. I'm nervous for them

to meet my family.
‐ Why?

‐ I don't know‐‐they're gonna
think we're crazy.

‐ Yeah, they will.
Just kidding.

‐ Should I change
my outfit?

I mean,
I was going for jockey vibes.

‐ Yes.
[laughs]

[funky music]

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Vive la France ♪
‐ Okay.

You haven't even texted me
to see if the ring's okay.

‐ Well, you picked it up.

‐ I literally...
‐ Yeah?

‐ Have been freaking out.

Sorry about
my clothes everywhere.

‐ Yeah.
Actually, I have it hidden.

Stay right here.
I'm gonna go get it.

Artem is proposing to Nicole,

and I don't know
what she's gonna say,

but she has no idea that Artem
asked me to pick up the ring

and bring it
all the way to France.

Oh, it's so pretty!

So when I go through
security‐‐I don't know why

I feel like
I'm smuggling something.

‐ I know I'm not,
but it makes me nervous.

‐ You're gonna leave it
in your bag.

And just hold on tight.
[laughs]

‐ Okay, so I put it‐‐

‐ Well, I felt like no one
would grab my coat.

‐ Yeah.
‐ But then, all of a sudden,

I was like,
"If Nicole comes around,

and she's like,
'Look at this coat,'"

so I went and put it
in my mom's closet.

‐ Like, "Stop."
‐ Yeah. Okay.

‐ Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

‐ It's gorgeous.
‐ Wow.

It's turned out so good.
‐ Doesn't that look amazing?

‐ Yeah.
‐ Hello?

‐ Who's that?
[footsteps approach]

‐ Oh, hey.

‐ Hey.

both: What?
‐ I don't know.

You're staring
with the creepiest smile,

like you're gonna turn into,
like, that clown "It."

‐ "Creepy smile."

‐ Come take a nap with me.

‐ Right now?
‐ Yeah. I'm tired.

‐ Okay. Well...

‐ Okay.
‐ We'll be back.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

‐ I need to know how do you
say "hello" in Russian again?

‐ The easiest way is,
like, "privyet."

both: Privyet.

‐ You can say,
"Nice to meet you,"

which is...
[speaking Russian]

‐ Oh, (BLEEP).
‐ Who's gonna say (BLEEP)?

‐ [speaking Russian]
[everyone repeats]

‐ You come to Mother Russia.
We teach you.

‐ Are you gonna, like,
help translate?

‐ Oh, I'm gonna try
to translate everything.

I mean I might be
super emotional,

'cause I haven't seen them
in so long...

‐ Oh!
‐ I love that.

‐ We love that.
‐ But...but, um...

‐ Aw.

‐ [sniffling]

‐ Oh, we love that, Artem.

We're so happy you actually
finally get to see

your mom and dad.
‐ I know, me too.

‐ And we're just so blessed
to be part of it, Artem.

‐ So blessed.
‐ So blessed.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Thank you.

It's been almost six years
since I saw my parents.

I left my family
when I was 15,

because my parents
told me that

if I want to ever improve
as a dancer,

I had to pursue
in a different place

that actually can give me
the education that I needed,

and the thing is about them‐‐
they never complained.

They always support every
single decision that I've made.

This is the thing.

Just be yourselves,
because I came from my parents,

and the way I think that things
are‐‐I'm pretty sure

that they see things
the same way, so‐‐

‐ Aw.
‐ Just pray.

‐ We hope.

‐ There's a lot going
through my head,

because first,
I haven't seen them in so long,

then there is
a whole 'nother family

they're about to meet,
and it's a big deal to me.

You know, what I'm about
to do‐‐it's important

for my family to be there
to support me.

‐ Oh!

‐ Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

all: Oh, my God!

[squealing]

‐ I'm, like, gonna start
crying I think.

‐ Okay. They're coming. Hurry!
JJ, get the wine.

‐ Ahh!

‐ How do you say it?
"Privet"?

‐ "Privet."
‐ "Privet."

‐ Privet.
[laughter]

‐ I am so nervous right now.

I haven't felt this way, like,

meeting someone's parents
in so long.

Artem's parents don't speak
any English whatsoever,

and I'm like,
"How is this gonna work?"

My family's very loud
and obnoxious,

and I'm just‐‐I'm like,

"I don't know
if I've thought this through."

Like, I can't even guess
what Russian words are.

Spanish‐‐I can get away with
it‐‐not Russian.

‐ Okay.

‐ Privyet.

Oh, it's so nice to meet you.

‐ I want to officially
ask your permission

to marry your daughter.

‐ I just go back to that day
when you acted

like you were gonna ask her
and how she freaked out.

‐ Artem, what are you doing?

‐ What I'm trying
to say is‐‐

‐ Artem, no.

‐ Oh, my God.

[mellow music]

‐ Oh, my gosh.
They're coming in.

‐ Privyet!

Oh, hi.

Oh, it's so nice to meet you.

‐ It's so nice
to meet you guys.

Artem, let them sit here,
and someone sits there.

Aw...

‐ How was their travels?

‐ [speaking Russian]

‐ It was worth it.
‐ Aw.

‐ 'Cause they haven't seen me
in such a long time.

‐ What's "cheers" in Russian?

‐ [speaking Russian]
‐ [repeating]

Les‐‐Oh.
‐ [laughing]

‐ Close enough.

‐ I don't know.

‐ [speaking Russian]

‐ My mom said it's very nice
to meet you,

because she has been seeing
all of you on, like, Instagram,

and it's finally nice to meet
you actually in person.

all: Aw.

‐ Mom is like, "I watch
everything that's going on

that's happening."
‐ Thank you.

‐ She's very much up
to what's going on. Yes.

‐ Tell her should we apologize?

[laughter]

‐ It's cute, 'cause my sister's
trying so hard,

because I mean she's meeting
her boyfriend's parents,

and it's a super big deal,
but at the same time,

it's like
she doesn't know how to act,

because, like,
they don't know English.

And we don't know Russian,

and just to sit there
and stare at each other‐‐

like, you realize
how important facials are.

Like...

And...

‐ What is this?
‐ Well, it looks like lasagna.

‐ Nicole what‐‐lasagna?
‐ Um...

‐ Lasagna. Da.

‐ Oh, that looks like‐‐it does
look like the lasagna.

Oh, this is so amazing.
‐ It really is.

‐ Artem, I'm so happy
for you, love.

‐ We need to take
a group picture.

‐ Yeah. Should we give 'em

an old "hip hip hooray"
for being here?

J, you're gonna lead it.
You're the man.

all: Hip, hip hooray.

Hip, hip hooray.

Hip, hip
hooray.

Vladimir, Anna.

Vladimir, Anna.
Vladimir, Anna.

Yay!

[upbeat folk music]

♪ ♪

‐ Such a gorgeous day
in Beaune.

Taking photos over here.

‐ Yesterday went walking
around, and we had some wine,

and I drank more wine
than usual,

and I woke up
this morning feeling great.

Like, I don't feel‐‐
‐ No headache. No‐‐

‐ No hangover.
‐ This is a miracle.

The magic of Burgundy wines.

‐ Really?
‐ Yes.

‐ Very magical.
‐ Wow. I love that.

‐ Oh, there's the cathedral.

It's so pretty.
Artem...so cute.

‐ Oh, wait.

Beautiful too.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Isn't it crazy?
You will definitely know

what Artem will look like
when he gets older.

‐ We were saying if Christopher
Walken and Robert De Niro

had a baby, it'd be him.

‐ So welcome, everybody,
to Domaine du Clos Frantin.

Welcome to our cellars.
‐ This is gorgeous.

‐ Isn't this amazing?

‐ This smells delicious.
‐ This is fun.

‐ To the Bellas and Burgundy.

‐ Yes.
‐ Bellas and Burgundy.

‐ Bellas and Burgundy.

This trip to Burgundy
isn't just a vacation.

It's also business.

Like, Brie and I actually have
to pick three to four blends

that we are going
to introduce to America,

and this is a really big deal,

because I know
how snooty my palate is,

and I want to make sure
that we pick the right wines

so that our consumers love it.

‐ What is that, a cherry?
‐ A cranberry.

‐ Mmm. Yeah.
That's very good.

‐ Yes.
‐ Oh, what was that?

Oh, I thought
it was a mushroom.

‐ There is not everybody
will like the snail, but...

‐ It's very specialty
of Burgundy.

‐ I did.
I thought it was a mushroom...

‐ So she gave it to me,

and she goes,
"Here's a mushroom."

‐ So you ate a snail.
And you're vegan.

‐ But that was very strange

‐ 'Cause I thought
this is a very...

‐ No eating meat for
6 1/2 years.

Thank you.
[laughter]

‐ Okay, Alain.
Show us the way.

‐ Okay, so we are tasting
a different blend.

Choose what you prefer, okay?

‐ I love it.
It's Bellas heaven.

‐ So looking forward
to your thoughts.

‐ For a lot of palates,
this one‐‐base balance.

‐ Okay. I really like C.

‐ It's a blend
of both things we like.

Something we can drink now,

but also has that oaky
aged feeling,

and I feel like C
is perfect for the Bellas.

‐ Well done.
‐ To C it is!

‐ C it is.
‐ To C.

‐ To C.

‐ Are we off into the sunset,

into the‐‐
‐ I know.

‐ Into the barrels, right?

I'll take that sunset any day.
‐ Absolutely.

I want to ask you, would you
mind coming with me,

do a little bit
of shopping for my mom?

‐ Oh.
‐ And I would love to join us,

so that you can, you know,

chat and get to know each other
a little bit more.

‐ That's awesome, I'd love it.
‐ Yeah?

‐ But when?
‐ Maybe after this?

‐ Okay. Are we gonna kind of
sneak away or‐‐

‐ I think so‐‐is that okay?
‐ I have no one to answer to.

‐ Perfect.

♪ ♪

Okay.
They're gonna pass the torch.

Kathy...
‐ Oh!

‐ We're gonna continue
our walk.

The usual thing when
you propose to anyone,

you need to get
blessings from a parent.

The whole experience
is nerve‐wracking,

because it seems so simple.

Like, "Yeah. I'm just gonna go
and ask permission."

What if it's "no?"

You're never
really ready for the "no."

‐ We're gonna go shopping?
‐ I don't know if we're

gonna go shopping, but‐‐
‐ You said shopping.

‐ Well, yeah.
That was the trick

to get everyone over here
at the same time.

‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ But the whole reasoning

why I want to have
a conversation with you

is because I want to officially

um...

Ask your permission‐‐

are you scared?

‐ Well, I have a feeling
where we're going with this,

but I'm gonna let you
finish this sentence.

‐ Right, so I want to
officially ask your permission

to, uh, marry your daughter.

‐ There's something I have
to tell you guys

and also I need your help with.

‐ Are you pregnant?
‐ I feel just physically off.

‐ So it's gonna be, like, all
the chairs blocking this way,

so you think like
it's just not a room.

See how it's everything
blocked?

I'm still stressed thinking

there's things
I still need to do.

‐ So I want to officially
ask your permi

to marry your daughter.

‐ Does Nicole know?

‐ No. She doesn't know.
‐ No. Are you nervous?

‐ Of course I'm nervous.
What if she gonna say "no"?

‐ Well, I just go back
to that day when you acted

like you were gonna ask her
and how she freaked out.

‐ Look, I feel like it's time,
and I feel very ready,

and I'm gonna go
with my gut feeling...

‐ Yeah.
‐ And if it's a "yes"

then where this is all gonna
happen...

in that beautiful place.

‐ Oh, really?
‐ Tomorrow.

‐ Oh, my gosh.

I would feel very blessed
to have you as a son‐in‐law.

‐ Oh, thank you.
‐I see how you

take care
of my daughter, right?

I see,
in both of your eyes,

how much you both love
each other.

You must know in your heart
that the timing is right...

‐ It is.
‐ To do this.

‐ I feel like it is,
and it's the perfect place,

and I've been thinking about
that quite for some time, so...

‐ No! I'm, like
gonna be so nervous

until tomorrow, but‐‐
‐ I know.

‐ You'll do it.
‐ Aw, thank you so much.

‐ I love you.
‐ I'm very happy

that Kathy
give me her permission,

and it's important,

because you're not
just marrying Nicole, you know.

You are marrying
into the family,

and it's definitely
a major relief for me,

but it's still a lot
that I need to do

for this proposal to go
as smooth as possible.

‐ Wow. You're gonna have to put
up with me for a long time.

‐ Yeah, and I'm very happy.
‐ When I'm old.

‐ I'm very happy to do so.
‐ You promise?

‐ Are you kidding me? Yeah.
‐ Oh, is that a good sign?

Right, isn't that?
Like, we dress Winston up

as a cat.
‐ Yes.

‐ I hope.

Is it supposed to be
a certain color?

‐ I'm not sure, but I'm
just happy that it is.

‐ Well, at least you aren't
bringing me out here to tell me

I was gonna be
a grandmother again.

‐ Well, um...

‐ No, you don't even...
‐ I'm just kidding. No.

‐ Go there, Artem.
No way.

‐ Do you remember at dinner
last night when the lady asked

if you wanted a piece of bread,
and you said, "si"?

It's "Oui."
‐ Well, I know it's "oui."

Oui.

We've got a lot to pull off.

‐ I know. I feel like we need
JJ and Lauren to help.

‐ Should we tell 'em?
‐ I mean, we have to.

‐ Yeah, because we can't sit
there and say, "Oh,

it's a surprise
birthday dinner."

‐ Let me go get JJ
and Lauren.

Hey, will you guys
come upstairs real quick?

‐ No.
‐ There's something I have to

tell you guys,
and also I need your help with.

‐ Are you pregnant?
‐ I could be.

I feel a little nauseous.
‐ Really?

‐ But I think
it might be all the wine.

Here I am
in this magical place,

and I feel awful.

I feel like
I can't handle smells.

I feel just physically off,
and Lauren asked me like,

"Do you think
you're pregnant?"

And I'm like, "Well, I guess
some of these symptoms may be,"

but I don't know.
Maybe it's just travel/jetlag,

but something definitely
feels off.

kay. We need you guys
to help pull out a plan,

and I'm gonna let Brianna...
‐ Well, first off,

we have to tell him.
‐ No, that's what I'm saying.

‐ Wait.
Can I go back to my room?

both: No.
‐ Artem...

is going to propose
to Nicole tonight.

‐ No way.
‐ Yeah.

‐ What? Hold on.
‐ He's been planning it

for a while,
so before we came, and so‐‐

‐ Does Nicole know?
‐ Does Nicole know?

‐ We wouldn't be executing...
‐ No!

‐ A plan today,
if Nicole knew.

‐ So there's a lot that has
to be done today.

There is flowers.
We have to get‐‐the venue

wants to go
through a whole rehearsal,

to make sure everything
is on point

and looks nice for tonight.

Mom, and I, and Artem
will then head to the venue,

go through all the rehearsals,

tell them the flowers
we picked.

Do all of that.
Then we'll come back.

We'll all get dressed.
Act like nothing's going on.

We're going to
a birthday dinner.

Does this sound good?

‐ Yeah. It sounds good.
‐ Or does it‐‐right?

Oh, and lastly,
when Artem does propose,

'cause I didn't tell him

I was gonna tell you two,
act really surprised.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Well, we are very surprised.

‐ Like, I should actually
tonight be surprised.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Aw...

‐ It's fine.
‐ Happy birthday.

‐ But it actually is,
but it's true, too,

'cause it is your birthday too.

‐ Well, it's not
about her birthday.

It's about an engagement.
‐ Well, no, no. Yeah.

‐ The birthday dinner was just
to get everyone there.

‐ That's a hoax.
‐ Oh.

‐ We're saying
it's a birthday dinner,

but it's actually
an engagement.

‐ Oh, okay. All right.
‐ This is one time when

it's not about both of you.
It's just about her.

‐ Uh, it's usually about
one of them.

‐ I was gonna say this
is usually about her.

‐ So we're going over here
like, oh, my God,

there's like, there's, like,
a history part of it.

‐ That is so good.
‐ So it's gonna be, like,

all the chairs
blocking this way,

so you think, like,
it's just not a room.

See how
it's everything blocked?

‐ Yep.
‐ It'll now be opening up,

and this thing is here...

‐ And then voila.
‐ And that music is playing.

‐ Wow.

Like more like that...

So I'm still stressed
thinking

there's things
I still need to do.

The stakes are really,
really high.

I want this proposal
to go perfect.

There's a lot of little details
that can go wrong,

and if they go wrong, it's like
a dance step pretty much.

You miss step one, it's just
like a chain reaction.

It can really lead
into the major disaster,

and I'm just hoping
that all the cues,

all the music,
all the settings

is exactly what I envisioned,

because I know Nicole's
perfectionist, as well,

and she will only appreciate
if it's perfect

and there is no really
room to fail.

You don't propose twice
to the same person.

‐ Artem, what are you doing?

Artem, no.

‐ You want to
take Daddy's hat?

‐ Bryan!
‐ Where'd Daddy's hair go?

‐ You don't look
like my husband.

‐ Bird‐Bird, Mommy doesn't
like Daddy's hair.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

‐ Hello? Look how handsome
you look, Artem.

‐ I know, right?

I'm taking this hat off
once we walk in.

I did this for you, boo.
‐ Thank you.

‐ Artem, are you so excited,
to see your brother?

‐ Yeah. He's the present
from the birthday cake.

Really, really exciting.
Finally, my brother got a visa,

and he's actually gonna be
arriving tonight.

He's a big part of my life,

and even though me and my
brother don't talk every day,

we are always there for
each other, no matter what.

His support means
absolutely the world to me,

and I can't wait to see him,

because I haven't seen him
in a long time.

‐ Well, it looks like we're
getting to the chateaus.

The winery chateaus.

Is our birthday dinner
in a wine cave?

That makes sense.

‐ I don't think I've ever kept
a secret this big from Nicole.

This has to be
the biggest secret ever.

But my sister and I
tell each other everything,

so this is really hard on me.

Let's party like kings
and queens!

‐ It's my birthday dinner.
‐ I think I just saw a ghost

run in upstairs.

Feel like we're about to walk
in a haunted house.

And you go ooh...
[laughter]

This is gorgeous.
Ooh, look at the fireplace!

‐ Oh, yay!
‐ Welcome.

‐ Ooh. Hello.

He comes with the birthday
celebration? Hi. I'm Nicole.

‐ I don't mind spending
my 36th like this.

all: Oh!

‐ Hi. Nicole.

‐ Nicole.
‐ Or "pree‐veh‐teh" Nicole.

Artem hasn't seen his brother
in so long,

and I mean it's Artem's
only sibling.

It's his older brother.

He's always looked up
to him so much,

so for Artem to have
his whole family

under one castle‐‐it's so funny
to say‐‐but to have him here

makes my birthday
so much more special.

It's like a gift
that's priceless.

Where's
the full‐piece orchestra?

‐ Nicole.
‐ Geez.

‐ Geez.
‐ Never satisfied.

‐ So welcome to...
‐ Thank you.

‐ To Chateau de Artem.
‐ Mommy‐‐mommy!

I just‐‐
‐ That was weird.

‐ Welcome to this
beautiful castle.

‐ Mommy.
‐ Mommy, no!

‐ No!

‐ I guess let's take
a bread first.

‐ Okay.
‐ So we are very happy

to celebrate
these amazing twins' birthday,

and hopefully, there is
more things to come over there.

‐ Yeah.
‐ Ooh.

‐ Yeah?
‐ Salud.

‐ Cheers.
‐ Salud.

‐ Happy birthday!
‐ You spoil her, man.

‐ Birthday!
‐ Let's eat.

‐ So there's five and four.

Should we put their family
over here, and‐‐

‐ Set them right here,
and I'll sit‐‐

‐ Private tour.
‐ Private tour of the‐‐

‐ Ooh.
‐ Of the castle.

‐ Are there ghosts?
‐ So let's talk about

the elephant in the room.
We all know what's going on.

‐ With what?

‐ Well, happy birthday.

‐ Oh, you're the cutest.

You're the cutest.
‐ Yeah.

‐ I can't believe I'm 36.
‐ It's just the beginning.

‐ I hope so.
‐ Don't you think...

‐ You want to dance?
‐ We can do a little dance?

‐ Oh, you're the cutest.

This room is gorgeous.
‐ You know what's missing?

‐ What?
‐ Is that someone playing live?

‐ Should we check?
‐ No.

‐ Well, it's a surprise,
so come see.

‐ I gave you red lips.

‐ Don't lose the contact
of my eyes. Come here.

‐ Oh, my God.
Is that an orchestra?

I totally made
a joke downstairs about it.

‐ Come here‐‐don't look.
Come here.

‐ She's your twin so‐‐

‐ Keep your eyes closed.
‐ Yeah.

‐ Are you ready?
‐ Yes! Can I open?

Oh, my gosh!

Artem. This is, like,
the best birthday ever.

‐ Should we put
the glasses down?

‐ No. Let's take our champagne.

♪ ♪

‐ I've never had a birthday
like this.

No, they have to keep playing.
It's so good.

‐ No, because now
I have to speak.

‐ Oh,
do I get a special toast?

‐ Yeah.
‐ What is it?

‐ Let me just look at you
for a second.

[soft pop music]

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Hold on ♪

♪ To what we thought we knew ♪

♪ I'm holdin' on to you ♪

I love Nicole.
I absolutely adore her.

She's extremely genuine.
She's very, very thoughtful.

Extremely funny.
She is the one.

‐ Why are you looking so red?
Artem.

‐ There's just a couple things
I have to say.

‐ Yeah?

‐ I feel like when we met
it was definitely fate.

‐ Oh, I agree.

‐ The thing is
when I fell in love with you,

it was completely
out of my control.

‐ Aw!
‐ And there is a saying

that love is a singular soul
inhabiting two bodies.

‐ Mmm.

‐ You turned my world
upside‐down,

but in the most
incredible way.

‐ Aw.
‐ And I love you so, so much.

‐ I love you, too, so much.

‐ And you have no idea‐‐I
don't think there's words

can describe how you make me
feel and how much I love you.

Trust me. I thought about
this pitch for a long time.

It's like you want things
to be perfect.

It's not like
you can just like,

"Excuse me. Stop.
Let's just do this again."

Like, you can't do that.
You have, like, one take.

‐ Okay. Let's go.
‐ Shh.

‐ So cute.
‐ I want to spend every sunrise

and every sunset with you.

‐ That's so cute!
‐ What I'm trying to say‐‐

‐ Oh, I got‐‐

Artem, what are you doing?
‐ What I'm trying to say is...

‐ Artem, no.

‐ Will you marry me?

‐ Artem.

‐ This is, you know,
this is it.

‐ Artem, oh, my gosh!

[light music]

♪ ♪

‐ Artem, what are you doing?
‐ What I'm trying to say is...

‐ Artem, no.
‐ Will you marry me?

‐ Artem!

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

Oh, goodness!

Are you serious
right now?

[both laughing]

‐ Oh, I can't breathe.
Oh.

‐ Can I see the ring?
‐ Is that what you want?

"Can I see the ring?"
‐ I said yes.

Oh, my gosh, Artem.
It's so pretty.

Oh, my goodness.

‐ Yay! Whoo!
‐ You guys!

You all knew.

In this moment right now, I
don't even know what to think.

Like, I feel like the world
has stopped.

I mean it's a dream.
I feel like a queen.

‐ Congratulations, brother.
‐ Oh, Mom.

‐ Yay!
‐ Whoo!

‐ Come on, Dad and brother.
‐ Nicole's so happy right now.

I just look at her,
and I see it in her eyes,

and it just makes me
very happy.

‐ So cute.
‐ Oh, I love that.

I just feel like,
now, really happy.

It makes me feel relieved,
and everything seems right

and the way
it's supposed to be.

‐ Let's celebrate!
‐ Yay, cheers.

‐ To Mrs. Chigvintsev.

[laughter]

Now let's eat!
‐ To dinner!

‐ That was gorgeous.

I literally walked‐‐I'm like,
"The best birthday ever."

[thudding]
‐ Oh, shoot.

‐ Best birthday ever!

‐ Ever.
‐ But she saved her champagne.

‐ Whoo!
‐ Hey, yay!

‐ Ready?
One. Two. Three.

all: Hip, hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Artem. Nicole.
Yay!

‐ Nicole, I want to see
the ring again. So pretty.

‐ [speaking Russian]

‐ So he's really happy
that finally my young brother

decided to take
this big step in his life.

I left the family
a very, very, very long time.

So she said that they will
be worried about how I live,

and because I left
when I was 15,

and it's like not a lot
of people leave their families

at this age,
so they were very worried.

So now she feels
a little better that now

I have all of you in my life.
‐ Aw.

‐ I will be very happy
with expanding the family.

‐ Oh, babies.
‐ Oh! That is cute.

‐ Are we already
talking about kids?

‐ We haven't even talked
about the wedding.

‐ I'm sweating.
[overlapping chatter]

‐ And I want to say...
‐ Ooh.

‐ Oh.

‐ Now we're all real nervous.
‐ Now we're really excited.

‐ Even though this moment
is so incredible,

I don't want anyone to forget

that it is Brie
and I's together 36th birthday.

‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ No, but I mean that, Brie.

‐ No. I know, but we have
birthdays every year.

‐ You don't get to turn
36 every day,

and you're away from Bryan
and Birdie, and you‐‐

‐ Well, thank you.
‐ I appreciate so much.

Thank you for letting Artem
share your birthday

and this moment for me.

It means a lot to me, so that's
really big of you, Brie.

‐ Guess you owe me big.
[laughter]

‐ And everyone at this table
is family now.

‐ Yes. We're family.
‐ So cheers to that.

‐ Nicole, will you come
sit in my seat?

‐ Me?
‐ Yeah.

‐ Oh, gosh.
You're gonna serenade Artem?

‐ No,
I'm not going over there‐‐

‐ She said yes.
‐ Artem's engaged.

‐ Okay.
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Brianna
and Nicole ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

‐ No.
‐ Make a wish!

‐ We love you!
all: Yay!

‐ Sweet girl, Dada's home.
‐ Yay, Dada!

Yay, Dada!
‐ Okay.

Remember, what did Daddy say?
No beard.

‐ No‐‐no B!
‐ No beard. That's right.

‐ No Daddy.
‐ Do you want to see

something else, sweet girl?

Do you want
to take Daddy's hat?

‐ Bryan.
‐ Where'd Daddy's hair go?

‐ You don't look
like my husband.

I don't know who this man is.

‐ Bird‐Bird, Mommy doesn't
like Daddy's hair.

‐ But anyways, I feel like
I haven't seen you in forever.

‐ That my hat.

‐ Is that your had,
or is that Dada's hat?

Does Bird‐Bird need
to wear this hat?

‐ Yeah.
‐ I don't know what's crazier.

Your hair or the fact
that Artem proposed to Nicole.

‐ Oh!
‐ In France.

‐ Was it beautiful?
‐ It's exactly

what Nicole would want.
The castle. It was beautiful.

Oh, and another thing
that was crazy.

On the airplane,
I kept getting grossed out,

because I was smelling
all these weird smells,

and my mom kept looking
at me like,

"Brie, it doesn't smell."
And I'm like, "Yes, it does."

I felt, like, a little,
like, cuckoo,

'cause I felt like my hormones
were going crazy,

and I was super tired.

I don't know.
I just feel different.

‐ Do you think
you might be pregnant?

‐ Do you think
you might be pregnant?

‐ Well, when I think of Sedona
and the day after,

before you went
to Europe, I mean‐‐

‐ But have you taken a test?

‐ I want to wait till
I'm at least,

like, five or six days late.

‐ If there was ever a shot
of you getting pregnant,

that was the one,
because you were ovulating,

and we did exactly what
we should have, position‐wise.

[laughing]

‐ We'll see.

Bryan asked me like,
"Do you think you're pregnant?"

And there's this part
of me that does.

I honestly feel like,
since Sedona,

I let go of stresses
and anxiety

that I had in our marriage.

And then I feel like Bryan
let go of so much sadness

and negativity in his life,
from his father passed,

from when he was forced
to retire.

Sedona allowed it
all to just go.

Almost like I feel like
we hit a restart button.

I think it's time
to take a bath.

What do you think?

‐ Yes. No.
‐ Give Daddy a kiss.

‐ Okay.

all: Mwah!

‐ All right.

Go take a bath with Mama,
sweet girl.

‐ I gave you big one.
‐ You did give us big ones.

‐ Yay Dada! Yay Dada!

‐ Still not feeling good?

‐ No. Do you think
I'm getting something?

‐ Don't feel warm.

‐ Yeah.
‐ So what are your symptoms?

‐ I just feel really tired.
I feel nauseous.

‐ Well, why don't you
take a test?

Don't you just want
to find out?

‐ Let me see.
‐ Do you have one in there?

‐ Well, I guess
I might have one.

Yep. I kind of‐‐I feel like
I might have to concentrate

on going pee right now.

Well, like always,
we have three to five minutes

to think about our lives.

After Sedona,
I really feel like Bryan and I

are in a better place
in our relationship.

Like, everything just seems
right and just happy,

and maybe it's a good time
for a baby

to come into our lives.

Okay. I'm nervous to go look.

I think it should be up now.
‐ Do you want me to go look?

‐ I'll look.
I peed on the stick.

Bryan.
‐ What? You're pregnant,

or you're lying to me?

‐ Sweet face.

‐ Oh, my gosh.
‐ Oh, my gosh.

Can you believe it?

I'm pregnant,
and I just can't believe it.

What's really special
about this baby

is I feel like the baby came

when Bryan and I
both let go of so much.

It kind of just is a symbol of
how far Bryan and I have come

and just where we're at now,
which I love.

The last time we saw a positive
was with Birdie.

‐ Almost three years ago.
‐ Oh, (BLEEP).

What are we gonna do?

‐ I don't know.
‐ Well, this is crazy.

It feels so good outside.

‐ It was a good class.
‐ France rocked me.

‐ I definitely gained
over five pounds.

‐ I mean did you see
how much cheese we ate?

‐ It's crazy I'm engaged.
‐ I know. How do you feel?

‐ I'll admit I kind of have
freaked out a bit.

‐ Yeah, but also‐‐

‐ But I mean you can't plan
falling in love.

Artem and I
just fell in love...

‐ You can't.
‐ Really, really quick.

‐ But that's why I was nervous
for Artem,

because I don't think
Artem realizes that,

and I was a little vocal
about it.

‐ Yeah, you know
what else has been weird?

When we were doing yoga

I could not stop visualizing
taking a pregnancy test.

I'm not even late on my period,
but it's like

I just keep visualizing it.
That I need to, like, take one.

‐ I can probably guess why.
‐ Why?

‐ Because we're twins,
and usually when one's going

through something the other
one feels it.

‐ What does that mean?

‐ Now I know why I was off,
in France.

‐ Are you (BLEEP) serious?
‐ Oh, my gosh yeah.

‐ I thought you didn't want
baby number two?

‐ In Sedona, Bryan
and I kind of changed,

and I was like,
"You know what? Let's try."

How long does it take me
to get pregnant? It takes...

Takes me a year.
‐ But that's what I mean.

‐ So I was like, "Okay.
We'll try it, and we'll see.

We'll really see."
Not even kidding.

‐ Shut‐‐
‐ Only two times, and for me,

that's, like, miracle.
Like, that doesn't happen.

‐ Are you happy?
‐ Actually I am.

I will say this. When I took it
and I looked at it, I go,

"Oh, (BLEEP),"

but I'm excited because
I feel like it was meant to be.

‐ Yeah.
‐ I am nervous, because...

it's been really hard for me
with one, and you see.

‐ Damn.

‐ Bryan and I are gonna
figure it out.

‐ Aw, the soon‐to‐be mama.
‐ I know.

I'm just‐‐I'm
really freaking shocked.

‐ I know.

‐ Because you just have nailed
in "no" on baby number two.

‐ Is Artem still looking
for a job?

'Cause I'll hire him
as a second nanny.

‐ Brie, you're not hiring Artem
as a manny.

‐ I mean, if he's looking
for a job‐‐

‐ It's so crazy.

You're on baby number two,
and I'm on zero.

‐ Do you want a baby?

‐ I don't know,
but it was weird.

I just kept
getting this feeling.

Visualizing babies and‐‐

‐ First comes love.
Then comes marriage.

Then comes a baby
in a baby carriage.

‐ I'm just speechless.
‐ No you're not.

‐ Yes I am.
‐ No. You're lying.

‐ Here's your baby!

‐ Oh.
‐ Meet your little munchkin.

‐ So what do you think
we're having this time?

‐ I'm excited about
the aspect of a surprise.

‐ I feel like we should do
a dual gender reveal here.

‐ Yes.
‐ We don't really want

to know the gender.

‐ Well, I think we need
to talk about it.

all: Four. Three. Two.
One. Whoo!