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โ€ I want you to move in. โ€ Are you sure?

โ€ Yeah. I'm positive. I won't go back on it.

โ€ I meant to tell you

my parents are coming to France.

โ€ Artem invited his parents to France.

I mean, I'm really excited to meet 'em,

but I'm also really nervous.

Artem, that's not even funny. I am not ready for that.

โ€ It's a big commitment to make, but it feels right.

I got the ring. โ€ What?

โ€ Is she gonna feel pressured to say yes,

because his family is there? โ€ It makes me nervous.

Artem might be ready. I don't know if my sister is.

I hate to say this, but I don't want another child.

all: Bonjour!

โ€ I am so nervous. I haven't felt this way,

like, meeting someone's parents in so long.

โ€ So I want to officially ask your permission

to marry your daughter.

โ€ I don't know. I just feel different.

โ€ Do you think you might be pregnant?

โ€ I don't think there's words can describe

how you make me feel and how much I love you.

The stakes are really, really high.

I want this proposal to go perfect.

What I'm trying to say isโ€โ€

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ โ™ช We're taking off โ™ช

โ™ช โ™ช

โ™ช We're taking over the world โ™ช

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ I wonder when they're gonna be here.

โ€ Well, they should be here any second.

โ€ I feel like I've been waiting long enough.

Should I open up, like, the meats and stuff,

'cause they'll be here soon? โ€ Yes, let's open up the meats.

โ€ Are you tired? โ€ I mean...

โ€ Jet lag can be a bitch. โ€ I still feel like I am, yeah.

โ€ Are you so excited,

by the way, for your parents to be coming?

โ€ Yeah. I'm really excited.

โ€ So I am so obsessed with France.

It's one of my favorite countries,

and Brie and I have such an amazing opportunity

to be a part of an amazing wine company

and try all these different blends.

And I have to say what makes this birthday

so much more special

is the fact that our family's tagging along,

and not only that, but Artem's brother and parents

are going to fly in and come visit us.

And I have never met them before,

so I'm really nervous, but very excited.

โ€ I'm so excited to be here.

โ€ The weather's just a little different than Arizona.

โ€ Just a little. โ€ Oh, and I love it.

โ€ I know. โ€ Did you brush up

on your French? โ€ No.

I'm gonna let you translate.

โ€ Bonjour. [speaking French]

โ€ [speaking French] JJ.

โ€ I'm impressed. โ€ Oh, my gosh.

You guys. โ€ Oh, my gosh.

โ€ This is exactly how I picture, like,

coming to the countryside of France isโ€โ€so pretty.

โ€ I love it. โ€ Oh!

โ€ Oh, they're coming. They're coming.

Hide. Hide! Quick. โ€ Oh, shoot!

โ€ [laughs]

all: Bonjour!

โ€ Hello! We're here.

โ€ Do you want a croissant? โ€ Hey.

โ€ It is chilly out. โ€ Oh, my God.

You guys are freezing.

โ€ I'm really excited for this birthday trip,

because since Sedona, Bryan and I both let go of so much.

Unfortunately, he's on the road, couldn't make it,

but at the same time, I really feel like this trip

will help me digest everything

and think about what I need to do moving forward.

โ€ There's a room here. โ€ Okay.

โ€ Artem and I are gonna be up here.

I think, though, someone else can join us.

โ€ I don't need to hear those noises.

We'll be downstairs. โ€ Eew!

โ€ Well, okay. Let's all grab our luggage.

Pick a room decompress. Maybe you guys should

wear something nicer for the parents.

โ€ Who's "you guys"? โ€ Maybe I just flew

halfway across the world.

Just 'cause I don't look like a jockey right now

doesn't mean I'm not ready to go.

โ€ That was what I was going for.

โ€ Ha ha. โ€ This is 1930s Aramis.

โ€ Well, I feel like

I brought a little bit of Phoenix to France.

โ€ Um... โ€ Yeah.

โ€ Okay. I'm gonna grab my luggage.

That's my room, over there.

โ€ Artem, why am I nervous for your family to meet mine?

โ€ Are you nervous? Why are you nervous?

โ€ No. I'm nervous for them

to meet my family. โ€ Why?

โ€ I don't knowโ€โ€they're gonna think we're crazy.

โ€ Yeah, they will. Just kidding.

โ€ Should I change my outfit?

I mean, I was going for jockey vibes.

โ€ Yes. [laughs]

[funky music]

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ โ™ช Vive la France โ™ช โ€ Okay.

You haven't even texted me to see if the ring's okay.

โ€ Well, you picked it up.

โ€ I literally... โ€ Yeah?

โ€ Have been freaking out.

Sorry about my clothes everywhere.

โ€ Yeah. Actually, I have it hidden.

Stay right here. I'm gonna go get it.

Artem is proposing to Nicole,

and I don't know what she's gonna say,

but she has no idea that Artem asked me to pick up the ring

and bring it all the way to France.

Oh, it's so pretty!

So when I go through securityโ€โ€I don't know why

I feel like I'm smuggling something.

โ€ I know I'm not, but it makes me nervous.

โ€ You're gonna leave it in your bag.

And just hold on tight. [laughs]

โ€ Okay, so I put itโ€โ€

โ€ Well, I felt like no one would grab my coat.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ But then, all of a sudden,

I was like, "If Nicole comes around,

and she's like, 'Look at this coat,'"

so I went and put it in my mom's closet.

โ€ Like, "Stop." โ€ Yeah. Okay.

โ€ Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

โ€ It's gorgeous. โ€ Wow.

It's turned out so good. โ€ Doesn't that look amazing?

โ€ Yeah. โ€ Hello?

โ€ Who's that? [footsteps approach]

โ€ Oh, hey.

โ€ Hey.

both: What? โ€ I don't know.

You're staring with the creepiest smile,

like you're gonna turn into, like, that clown "It."

โ€ "Creepy smile."

โ€ Come take a nap with me.

โ€ Right now? โ€ Yeah. I'm tired.

โ€ Okay. Well...

โ€ Okay. โ€ We'll be back.

[upbeat music]

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ I need to know how do you say "hello" in Russian again?

โ€ The easiest way is, like, "privyet."

both: Privyet.

โ€ You can say, "Nice to meet you,"

which is... [speaking Russian]

โ€ Oh, (BLEEP). โ€ Who's gonna say (BLEEP)?

โ€ [speaking Russian] [everyone repeats]

โ€ You come to Mother Russia. We teach you.

โ€ Are you gonna, like, help translate?

โ€ Oh, I'm gonna try to translate everything.

I mean I might be super emotional,

'cause I haven't seen them in so long...

โ€ Oh! โ€ I love that.

โ€ We love that. โ€ But...but, um...

โ€ Aw.

โ€ [sniffling]

โ€ Oh, we love that, Artem.

We're so happy you actually finally get to see

your mom and dad. โ€ I know, me too.

โ€ And we're just so blessed to be part of it, Artem.

โ€ So blessed. โ€ So blessed.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ Thank you.

It's been almost six years since I saw my parents.

I left my family when I was 15,

because my parents told me that

if I want to ever improve as a dancer,

I had to pursue in a different place

that actually can give me the education that I needed,

and the thing is about themโ€โ€ they never complained.

They always support every single decision that I've made.

This is the thing.

Just be yourselves, because I came from my parents,

and the way I think that things areโ€โ€I'm pretty sure

that they see things the same way, soโ€โ€

โ€ Aw. โ€ Just pray.

โ€ We hope.

โ€ There's a lot going through my head,

because first, I haven't seen them in so long,

then there is a whole 'nother family

they're about to meet, and it's a big deal to me.

You know, what I'm about to doโ€โ€it's important

for my family to be there to support me.

โ€ Oh!

โ€ Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

all: Oh, my God!

[squealing]

โ€ I'm, like, gonna start crying I think.

โ€ Okay. They're coming. Hurry! JJ, get the wine.

โ€ Ahh!

โ€ How do you say it? "Privet"?

โ€ "Privet." โ€ "Privet."

โ€ Privet. [laughter]

โ€ I am so nervous right now.

I haven't felt this way, like,

meeting someone's parents in so long.

Artem's parents don't speak any English whatsoever,

and I'm like, "How is this gonna work?"

My family's very loud and obnoxious,

and I'm justโ€โ€I'm like,

"I don't know if I've thought this through."

Like, I can't even guess what Russian words are.

Spanishโ€โ€I can get away with itโ€โ€not Russian.

โ€ Okay.

โ€ Privyet.

Oh, it's so nice to meet you.

โ€ I want to officially ask your permission

to marry your daughter.

โ€ I just go back to that day when you acted

like you were gonna ask her and how she freaked out.

โ€ Artem, what are you doing?

โ€ What I'm trying to say isโ€โ€

โ€ Artem, no.

โ€ Oh, my God.

[mellow music]

โ€ Oh, my gosh. They're coming in.

โ€ Privyet!

Oh, hi.

Oh, it's so nice to meet you.

โ€ It's so nice to meet you guys.

Artem, let them sit here, and someone sits there.

Aw...

โ€ How was their travels?

โ€ [speaking Russian]

โ€ It was worth it. โ€ Aw.

โ€ 'Cause they haven't seen me in such a long time.

โ€ What's "cheers" in Russian?

โ€ [speaking Russian] โ€ [repeating]

Lesโ€โ€Oh. โ€ [laughing]

โ€ Close enough.

โ€ I don't know.

โ€ [speaking Russian]

โ€ My mom said it's very nice to meet you,

because she has been seeing all of you on, like, Instagram,

and it's finally nice to meet you actually in person.

all: Aw.

โ€ Mom is like, "I watch everything that's going on

that's happening." โ€ Thank you.

โ€ She's very much up to what's going on. Yes.

โ€ Tell her should we apologize?

[laughter]

โ€ It's cute, 'cause my sister's trying so hard,

because I mean she's meeting her boyfriend's parents,

and it's a super big deal, but at the same time,

it's like she doesn't know how to act,

because, like, they don't know English.

And we don't know Russian,

and just to sit there and stare at each otherโ€โ€

like, you realize how important facials are.

Like...

And...

โ€ What is this? โ€ Well, it looks like lasagna.

โ€ Nicole whatโ€โ€lasagna? โ€ Um...

โ€ Lasagna. Da.

โ€ Oh, that looks likeโ€โ€it does look like the lasagna.

Oh, this is so amazing. โ€ It really is.

โ€ Artem, I'm so happy for you, love.

โ€ We need to take a group picture.

โ€ Yeah. Should we give 'em

an old "hip hip hooray" for being here?

J, you're gonna lead it. You're the man.

all: Hip, hip hooray.

Hip, hip hooray.

Hip, hip hooray.

Vladimir, Anna.

Vladimir, Anna. Vladimir, Anna.

Yay!

[upbeat folk music]

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ Such a gorgeous day in Beaune.

Taking photos over here.

โ€ Yesterday went walking around, and we had some wine,

and I drank more wine than usual,

and I woke up this morning feeling great.

Like, I don't feelโ€โ€ โ€ No headache. Noโ€โ€

โ€ No hangover. โ€ This is a miracle.

The magic of Burgundy wines.

โ€ Really? โ€ Yes.

โ€ Very magical. โ€ Wow. I love that.

โ€ Oh, there's the cathedral.

It's so pretty. Artem...so cute.

โ€ Oh, wait.

Beautiful too. โ€ Yeah.

โ€ Isn't it crazy? You will definitely know

what Artem will look like when he gets older.

โ€ We were saying if Christopher Walken and Robert De Niro

had a baby, it'd be him.

โ€ So welcome, everybody, to Domaine du Clos Frantin.

Welcome to our cellars. โ€ This is gorgeous.

โ€ Isn't this amazing?

โ€ This smells delicious. โ€ This is fun.

โ€ To the Bellas and Burgundy.

โ€ Yes. โ€ Bellas and Burgundy.

โ€ Bellas and Burgundy.

This trip to Burgundy isn't just a vacation.

It's also business.

Like, Brie and I actually have to pick three to four blends

that we are going to introduce to America,

and this is a really big deal,

because I know how snooty my palate is,

and I want to make sure that we pick the right wines

so that our consumers love it.

โ€ What is that, a cherry? โ€ A cranberry.

โ€ Mmm. Yeah. That's very good.

โ€ Yes. โ€ Oh, what was that?

Oh, I thought it was a mushroom.

โ€ There is not everybody will like the snail, but...

โ€ It's very specialty of Burgundy.

โ€ I did. I thought it was a mushroom...

โ€ So she gave it to me,

and she goes, "Here's a mushroom."

โ€ So you ate a snail. And you're vegan.

โ€ But that was very strange

โ€ 'Cause I thought this is a very...

โ€ No eating meat for 6 1/2 years.

Thank you. [laughter]

โ€ Okay, Alain. Show us the way.

โ€ Okay, so we are tasting a different blend.

Choose what you prefer, okay?

โ€ I love it. It's Bellas heaven.

โ€ So looking forward to your thoughts.

โ€ For a lot of palates, this oneโ€โ€base balance.

โ€ Okay. I really like C.

โ€ It's a blend of both things we like.

Something we can drink now,

but also has that oaky aged feeling,

and I feel like C is perfect for the Bellas.

โ€ Well done. โ€ To C it is!

โ€ C it is. โ€ To C.

โ€ To C.

โ€ Are we off into the sunset,

into theโ€โ€ โ€ I know.

โ€ Into the barrels, right?

I'll take that sunset any day. โ€ Absolutely.

I want to ask you, would you mind coming with me,

do a little bit of shopping for my mom?

โ€ Oh. โ€ And I would love to join us,

so that you can, you know,

chat and get to know each other a little bit more.

โ€ That's awesome, I'd love it. โ€ Yeah?

โ€ But when? โ€ Maybe after this?

โ€ Okay. Are we gonna kind of sneak away orโ€โ€

โ€ I think soโ€โ€is that okay? โ€ I have no one to answer to.

โ€ Perfect.

โ™ช โ™ช

Okay. They're gonna pass the torch.

Kathy... โ€ Oh!

โ€ We're gonna continue our walk.

The usual thing when you propose to anyone,

you need to get blessings from a parent.

The whole experience is nerveโ€wracking,

because it seems so simple.

Like, "Yeah. I'm just gonna go and ask permission."

What if it's "no?"

You're never really ready for the "no."

โ€ We're gonna go shopping? โ€ I don't know if we're

gonna go shopping, butโ€โ€ โ€ You said shopping.

โ€ Well, yeah. That was the trick

to get everyone over here at the same time.

โ€ Uhโ€huh. โ€ But the whole reasoning

why I want to have a conversation with you

is because I want to officially

um...

Ask your permissionโ€โ€

are you scared?

โ€ Well, I have a feeling where we're going with this,

but I'm gonna let you finish this sentence.

โ€ Right, so I want to officially ask your permission

to, uh, marry your daughter.

โ€ There's something I have to tell you guys

and also I need your help with.

โ€ Are you pregnant? โ€ I feel just physically off.

โ€ So it's gonna be, like, all the chairs blocking this way,

so you think like it's just not a room.

See how it's everything blocked?

I'm still stressed thinking

there's things I still need to do.

โ€ So I want to officially ask your permi

to marry your daughter.

โ€ Does Nicole know?

โ€ No. She doesn't know. โ€ No. Are you nervous?

โ€ Of course I'm nervous. What if she gonna say "no"?

โ€ Well, I just go back to that day when you acted

like you were gonna ask her and how she freaked out.

โ€ Look, I feel like it's time, and I feel very ready,

and I'm gonna go with my gut feeling...

โ€ Yeah. โ€ And if it's a "yes"

then where this is all gonna happen...

in that beautiful place.

โ€ Oh, really? โ€ Tomorrow.

โ€ Oh, my gosh.

I would feel very blessed to have you as a sonโ€inโ€law.

โ€ Oh, thank you. โ€I see how you

take care of my daughter, right?

I see, in both of your eyes,

how much you both love each other.

You must know in your heart that the timing is right...

โ€ It is. โ€ To do this.

โ€ I feel like it is, and it's the perfect place,

and I've been thinking about that quite for some time, so...

โ€ No! I'm, like gonna be so nervous

until tomorrow, butโ€โ€ โ€ I know.

โ€ You'll do it. โ€ Aw, thank you so much.

โ€ I love you. โ€ I'm very happy

that Kathy give me her permission,

and it's important,

because you're not just marrying Nicole, you know.

You are marrying into the family,

and it's definitely a major relief for me,

but it's still a lot that I need to do

for this proposal to go as smooth as possible.

โ€ Wow. You're gonna have to put up with me for a long time.

โ€ Yeah, and I'm very happy. โ€ When I'm old.

โ€ I'm very happy to do so. โ€ You promise?

โ€ Are you kidding me? Yeah. โ€ Oh, is that a good sign?

Right, isn't that? Like, we dress Winston up

as a cat. โ€ Yes.

โ€ I hope.

Is it supposed to be a certain color?

โ€ I'm not sure, but I'm just happy that it is.

โ€ Well, at least you aren't bringing me out here to tell me

I was gonna be a grandmother again.

โ€ Well, um...

โ€ No, you don't even... โ€ I'm just kidding. No.

โ€ Go there, Artem. No way.

โ€ Do you remember at dinner last night when the lady asked

if you wanted a piece of bread, and you said, "si"?

It's "Oui." โ€ Well, I know it's "oui."

Oui.

We've got a lot to pull off.

โ€ I know. I feel like we need JJ and Lauren to help.

โ€ Should we tell 'em? โ€ I mean, we have to.

โ€ Yeah, because we can't sit there and say, "Oh,

it's a surprise birthday dinner."

โ€ Let me go get JJ and Lauren.

Hey, will you guys come upstairs real quick?

โ€ No. โ€ There's something I have to

tell you guys, and also I need your help with.

โ€ Are you pregnant? โ€ I could be.

I feel a little nauseous. โ€ Really?

โ€ But I think it might be all the wine.

Here I am in this magical place,

and I feel awful.

I feel like I can't handle smells.

I feel just physically off, and Lauren asked me like,

"Do you think you're pregnant?"

And I'm like, "Well, I guess some of these symptoms may be,"

but I don't know. Maybe it's just travel/jetlag,

but something definitely feels off.

kay. We need you guys to help pull out a plan,

and I'm gonna let Brianna... โ€ Well, first off,

we have to tell him. โ€ No, that's what I'm saying.

โ€ Wait. Can I go back to my room?

both: No. โ€ Artem...

is going to propose to Nicole tonight.

โ€ No way. โ€ Yeah.

โ€ What? Hold on. โ€ He's been planning it

for a while, so before we came, and soโ€โ€

โ€ Does Nicole know? โ€ Does Nicole know?

โ€ We wouldn't be executing... โ€ No!

โ€ A plan today, if Nicole knew.

โ€ So there's a lot that has to be done today.

There is flowers. We have to getโ€โ€the venue

wants to go through a whole rehearsal,

to make sure everything is on point

and looks nice for tonight.

Mom, and I, and Artem will then head to the venue,

go through all the rehearsals,

tell them the flowers we picked.

Do all of that. Then we'll come back.

We'll all get dressed. Act like nothing's going on.

We're going to a birthday dinner.

Does this sound good?

โ€ Yeah. It sounds good. โ€ Or does itโ€โ€right?

Oh, and lastly, when Artem does propose,

'cause I didn't tell him

I was gonna tell you two, act really surprised.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ Well, we are very surprised.

โ€ Like, I should actually tonight be surprised.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ Aw...

โ€ It's fine. โ€ Happy birthday.

โ€ But it actually is, but it's true, too,

'cause it is your birthday too.

โ€ Well, it's not about her birthday.

It's about an engagement. โ€ Well, no, no. Yeah.

โ€ The birthday dinner was just to get everyone there.

โ€ That's a hoax. โ€ Oh.

โ€ We're saying it's a birthday dinner,

but it's actually an engagement.

โ€ Oh, okay. All right. โ€ This is one time when

it's not about both of you. It's just about her.

โ€ Uh, it's usually about one of them.

โ€ I was gonna say this is usually about her.

โ€ So we're going over here like, oh, my God,

there's like, there's, like, a history part of it.

โ€ That is so good. โ€ So it's gonna be, like,

all the chairs blocking this way,

so you think, like, it's just not a room.

See how it's everything blocked?

โ€ Yep. โ€ It'll now be opening up,

and this thing is here...

โ€ And then voila. โ€ And that music is playing.

โ€ Wow.

Like more like that...

So I'm still stressed thinking

there's things I still need to do.

The stakes are really, really high.

I want this proposal to go perfect.

There's a lot of little details that can go wrong,

and if they go wrong, it's like a dance step pretty much.

You miss step one, it's just like a chain reaction.

It can really lead into the major disaster,

and I'm just hoping that all the cues,

all the music, all the settings

is exactly what I envisioned,

because I know Nicole's perfectionist, as well,

and she will only appreciate if it's perfect

and there is no really room to fail.

You don't propose twice to the same person.

โ€ Artem, what are you doing?

Artem, no.

โ€ You want to take Daddy's hat?

โ€ Bryan! โ€ Where'd Daddy's hair go?

โ€ You don't look like my husband.

โ€ Birdโ€Bird, Mommy doesn't like Daddy's hair.

[bright music]

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ Hello? Look how handsome you look, Artem.

โ€ I know, right?

I'm taking this hat off once we walk in.

I did this for you, boo. โ€ Thank you.

โ€ Artem, are you so excited, to see your brother?

โ€ Yeah. He's the present from the birthday cake.

Really, really exciting. Finally, my brother got a visa,

and he's actually gonna be arriving tonight.

He's a big part of my life,

and even though me and my brother don't talk every day,

we are always there for each other, no matter what.

His support means absolutely the world to me,

and I can't wait to see him,

because I haven't seen him in a long time.

โ€ Well, it looks like we're getting to the chateaus.

The winery chateaus.

Is our birthday dinner in a wine cave?

That makes sense.

โ€ I don't think I've ever kept a secret this big from Nicole.

This has to be the biggest secret ever.

But my sister and I tell each other everything,

so this is really hard on me.

Let's party like kings and queens!

โ€ It's my birthday dinner. โ€ I think I just saw a ghost

run in upstairs.

Feel like we're about to walk in a haunted house.

And you go ooh... [laughter]

This is gorgeous. Ooh, look at the fireplace!

โ€ Oh, yay! โ€ Welcome.

โ€ Ooh. Hello.

He comes with the birthday celebration? Hi. I'm Nicole.

โ€ I don't mind spending my 36th like this.

all: Oh!

โ€ Hi. Nicole.

โ€ Nicole. โ€ Or "preeโ€vehโ€teh" Nicole.

Artem hasn't seen his brother in so long,

and I mean it's Artem's only sibling.

It's his older brother.

He's always looked up to him so much,

so for Artem to have his whole family

under one castleโ€โ€it's so funny to sayโ€โ€but to have him here

makes my birthday so much more special.

It's like a gift that's priceless.

Where's the fullโ€piece orchestra?

โ€ Nicole. โ€ Geez.

โ€ Geez. โ€ Never satisfied.

โ€ So welcome to... โ€ Thank you.

โ€ To Chateau de Artem. โ€ Mommyโ€โ€mommy!

I justโ€โ€ โ€ That was weird.

โ€ Welcome to this beautiful castle.

โ€ Mommy. โ€ Mommy, no!

โ€ No!

โ€ I guess let's take a bread first.

โ€ Okay. โ€ So we are very happy

to celebrate these amazing twins' birthday,

and hopefully, there is more things to come over there.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ Ooh.

โ€ Yeah? โ€ Salud.

โ€ Cheers. โ€ Salud.

โ€ Happy birthday! โ€ You spoil her, man.

โ€ Birthday! โ€ Let's eat.

โ€ So there's five and four.

Should we put their family over here, andโ€โ€

โ€ Set them right here, and I'll sitโ€โ€

โ€ Private tour. โ€ Private tour of theโ€โ€

โ€ Ooh. โ€ Of the castle.

โ€ Are there ghosts? โ€ So let's talk about

the elephant in the room. We all know what's going on.

โ€ With what?

โ€ Well, happy birthday.

โ€ Oh, you're the cutest.

You're the cutest. โ€ Yeah.

โ€ I can't believe I'm 36. โ€ It's just the beginning.

โ€ I hope so. โ€ Don't you think...

โ€ You want to dance? โ€ We can do a little dance?

โ€ Oh, you're the cutest.

This room is gorgeous. โ€ You know what's missing?

โ€ What? โ€ Is that someone playing live?

โ€ Should we check? โ€ No.

โ€ Well, it's a surprise, so come see.

โ€ I gave you red lips.

โ€ Don't lose the contact of my eyes. Come here.

โ€ Oh, my God. Is that an orchestra?

I totally made a joke downstairs about it.

โ€ Come hereโ€โ€don't look. Come here.

โ€ She's your twin soโ€โ€

โ€ Keep your eyes closed. โ€ Yeah.

โ€ Are you ready? โ€ Yes! Can I open?

Oh, my gosh!

Artem. This is, like, the best birthday ever.

โ€ Should we put the glasses down?

โ€ No. Let's take our champagne.

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ I've never had a birthday like this.

No, they have to keep playing. It's so good.

โ€ No, because now I have to speak.

โ€ Oh, do I get a special toast?

โ€ Yeah. โ€ What is it?

โ€ Let me just look at you for a second.

[soft pop music]

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ โ™ช Hold on โ™ช

โ™ช To what we thought we knew โ™ช

โ™ช I'm holdin' on to you โ™ช

I love Nicole. I absolutely adore her.

She's extremely genuine. She's very, very thoughtful.

Extremely funny. She is the one.

โ€ Why are you looking so red? Artem.

โ€ There's just a couple things I have to say.

โ€ Yeah?

โ€ I feel like when we met it was definitely fate.

โ€ Oh, I agree.

โ€ The thing is when I fell in love with you,

it was completely out of my control.

โ€ Aw! โ€ And there is a saying

that love is a singular soul inhabiting two bodies.

โ€ Mmm.

โ€ You turned my world upsideโ€down,

but in the most incredible way.

โ€ Aw. โ€ And I love you so, so much.

โ€ I love you, too, so much.

โ€ And you have no ideaโ€โ€I don't think there's words

can describe how you make me feel and how much I love you.

Trust me. I thought about this pitch for a long time.

It's like you want things to be perfect.

It's not like you can just like,

"Excuse me. Stop. Let's just do this again."

Like, you can't do that. You have, like, one take.

โ€ Okay. Let's go. โ€ Shh.

โ€ So cute. โ€ I want to spend every sunrise

and every sunset with you.

โ€ That's so cute! โ€ What I'm trying to sayโ€โ€

โ€ Oh, I gotโ€โ€

Artem, what are you doing? โ€ What I'm trying to say is...

โ€ Artem, no.

โ€ Will you marry me?

โ€ Artem.

โ€ This is, you know, this is it.

โ€ Artem, oh, my gosh!

[light music]

โ™ช โ™ช

โ€ Artem, what are you doing? โ€ What I'm trying to say is...

โ€ Artem, no. โ€ Will you marry me?

โ€ Artem!

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

Oh, goodness!

Are you serious right now?

[both laughing]

โ€ Oh, I can't breathe. Oh.

โ€ Can I see the ring? โ€ Is that what you want?

"Can I see the ring?" โ€ I said yes.

Oh, my gosh, Artem. It's so pretty.

Oh, my goodness.

โ€ Yay! Whoo! โ€ You guys!

You all knew.

In this moment right now, I don't even know what to think.

Like, I feel like the world has stopped.

I mean it's a dream. I feel like a queen.

โ€ Congratulations, brother. โ€ Oh, Mom.

โ€ Yay! โ€ Whoo!

โ€ Come on, Dad and brother. โ€ Nicole's so happy right now.

I just look at her, and I see it in her eyes,

and it just makes me very happy.

โ€ So cute. โ€ Oh, I love that.

I just feel like, now, really happy.

It makes me feel relieved, and everything seems right

and the way it's supposed to be.

โ€ Let's celebrate! โ€ Yay, cheers.

โ€ To Mrs. Chigvintsev.

[laughter]

Now let's eat! โ€ To dinner!

โ€ That was gorgeous.

I literally walkedโ€โ€I'm like, "The best birthday ever."

[thudding] โ€ Oh, shoot.

โ€ Best birthday ever!

โ€ Ever. โ€ But she saved her champagne.

โ€ Whoo! โ€ Hey, yay!

โ€ Ready? One. Two. Three.

all: Hip, hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Artem. Nicole. Yay!

โ€ Nicole, I want to see the ring again. So pretty.

โ€ [speaking Russian]

โ€ So he's really happy that finally my young brother

decided to take this big step in his life.

I left the family a very, very, very long time.

So she said that they will be worried about how I live,

and because I left when I was 15,

and it's like not a lot of people leave their families

at this age, so they were very worried.

So now she feels a little better that now

I have all of you in my life. โ€ Aw.

โ€ I will be very happy with expanding the family.

โ€ Oh, babies. โ€ Oh! That is cute.

โ€ Are we already talking about kids?

โ€ We haven't even talked about the wedding.

โ€ I'm sweating. [overlapping chatter]

โ€ And I want to say... โ€ Ooh.

โ€ Oh.

โ€ Now we're all real nervous. โ€ Now we're really excited.

โ€ Even though this moment is so incredible,

I don't want anyone to forget

that it is Brie and I's together 36th birthday.

โ€ Mmโ€hmm. โ€ No, but I mean that, Brie.

โ€ No. I know, but we have birthdays every year.

โ€ You don't get to turn 36 every day,

and you're away from Bryan and Birdie, and youโ€โ€

โ€ Well, thank you. โ€ I appreciate so much.

Thank you for letting Artem share your birthday

and this moment for me.

It means a lot to me, so that's really big of you, Brie.

โ€ Guess you owe me big. [laughter]

โ€ And everyone at this table is family now.

โ€ Yes. We're family. โ€ So cheers to that.

โ€ Nicole, will you come sit in my seat?

โ€ Me? โ€ Yeah.

โ€ Oh, gosh. You're gonna serenade Artem?

โ€ No, I'm not going over thereโ€โ€

โ€ She said yes. โ€ Artem's engaged.

โ€ Okay. all: โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช

โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช

โ™ช Happy birthday dear Brianna and Nicole โ™ช

โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช

โ€ No. โ€ Make a wish!

โ€ We love you! all: Yay!

โ€ Sweet girl, Dada's home. โ€ Yay, Dada!

Yay, Dada! โ€ Okay.

Remember, what did Daddy say? No beard.

โ€ Noโ€โ€no B! โ€ No beard. That's right.

โ€ No Daddy. โ€ Do you want to see

something else, sweet girl?

Do you want to take Daddy's hat?

โ€ Bryan. โ€ Where'd Daddy's hair go?

โ€ You don't look like my husband.

I don't know who this man is.

โ€ Birdโ€Bird, Mommy doesn't like Daddy's hair.

โ€ But anyways, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

โ€ That my hat.

โ€ Is that your had, or is that Dada's hat?

Does Birdโ€Bird need to wear this hat?

โ€ Yeah. โ€ I don't know what's crazier.

Your hair or the fact that Artem proposed to Nicole.

โ€ Oh! โ€ In France.

โ€ Was it beautiful? โ€ It's exactly

what Nicole would want. The castle. It was beautiful.

Oh, and another thing that was crazy.

On the airplane, I kept getting grossed out,

because I was smelling all these weird smells,

and my mom kept looking at me like,

"Brie, it doesn't smell." And I'm like, "Yes, it does."

I felt, like, a little, like, cuckoo,

'cause I felt like my hormones were going crazy,

and I was super tired.

I don't know. I just feel different.

โ€ Do you think you might be pregnant?

โ€ Do you think you might be pregnant?

โ€ Well, when I think of Sedona and the day after,

before you went to Europe, I meanโ€โ€

โ€ But have you taken a test?

โ€ I want to wait till I'm at least,

like, five or six days late.

โ€ If there was ever a shot of you getting pregnant,

that was the one, because you were ovulating,

and we did exactly what we should have, positionโ€wise.

[laughing]

โ€ We'll see.

Bryan asked me like, "Do you think you're pregnant?"

And there's this part of me that does.

I honestly feel like, since Sedona,

I let go of stresses and anxiety

that I had in our marriage.

And then I feel like Bryan let go of so much sadness

and negativity in his life, from his father passed,

from when he was forced to retire.

Sedona allowed it all to just go.

Almost like I feel like we hit a restart button.

I think it's time to take a bath.

What do you think?

โ€ Yes. No. โ€ Give Daddy a kiss.

โ€ Okay.

all: Mwah!

โ€ All right.

Go take a bath with Mama, sweet girl.

โ€ I gave you big one. โ€ You did give us big ones.

โ€ Yay Dada! Yay Dada!

โ€ Still not feeling good?

โ€ No. Do you think I'm getting something?

โ€ Don't feel warm.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ So what are your symptoms?

โ€ I just feel really tired. I feel nauseous.

โ€ Well, why don't you take a test?

Don't you just want to find out?

โ€ Let me see. โ€ Do you have one in there?

โ€ Well, I guess I might have one.

Yep. I kind ofโ€โ€I feel like I might have to concentrate

on going pee right now.

Well, like always, we have three to five minutes

to think about our lives.

After Sedona, I really feel like Bryan and I

are in a better place in our relationship.

Like, everything just seems right and just happy,

and maybe it's a good time for a baby

to come into our lives.

Okay. I'm nervous to go look.

I think it should be up now. โ€ Do you want me to go look?

โ€ I'll look. I peed on the stick.

Bryan. โ€ What? You're pregnant,

or you're lying to me?

โ€ Sweet face.

โ€ Oh, my gosh. โ€ Oh, my gosh.

Can you believe it?

I'm pregnant, and I just can't believe it.

What's really special about this baby

is I feel like the baby came

when Bryan and I both let go of so much.

It kind of just is a symbol of how far Bryan and I have come

and just where we're at now, which I love.

The last time we saw a positive was with Birdie.

โ€ Almost three years ago. โ€ Oh, (BLEEP).

What are we gonna do?

โ€ I don't know. โ€ Well, this is crazy.

It feels so good outside.

โ€ It was a good class. โ€ France rocked me.

โ€ I definitely gained over five pounds.

โ€ I mean did you see how much cheese we ate?

โ€ It's crazy I'm engaged. โ€ I know. How do you feel?

โ€ I'll admit I kind of have freaked out a bit.

โ€ Yeah, but alsoโ€โ€

โ€ But I mean you can't plan falling in love.

Artem and I just fell in love...

โ€ You can't. โ€ Really, really quick.

โ€ But that's why I was nervous for Artem,

because I don't think Artem realizes that,

and I was a little vocal about it.

โ€ Yeah, you know what else has been weird?

When we were doing yoga

I could not stop visualizing taking a pregnancy test.

I'm not even late on my period, but it's like

I just keep visualizing it. That I need to, like, take one.

โ€ I can probably guess why. โ€ Why?

โ€ Because we're twins, and usually when one's going

through something the other one feels it.

โ€ What does that mean?

โ€ Now I know why I was off, in France.

โ€ Are you (BLEEP) serious? โ€ Oh, my gosh yeah.

โ€ I thought you didn't want baby number two?

โ€ In Sedona, Bryan and I kind of changed,

and I was like, "You know what? Let's try."

How long does it take me to get pregnant? It takes...

Takes me a year. โ€ But that's what I mean.

โ€ So I was like, "Okay. We'll try it, and we'll see.

We'll really see." Not even kidding.

โ€ Shutโ€โ€ โ€ Only two times, and for me,

that's, like, miracle. Like, that doesn't happen.

โ€ Are you happy? โ€ Actually I am.

I will say this. When I took it and I looked at it, I go,

"Oh, (BLEEP),"

but I'm excited because I feel like it was meant to be.

โ€ Yeah. โ€ I am nervous, because...

it's been really hard for me with one, and you see.

โ€ Damn.

โ€ Bryan and I are gonna figure it out.

โ€ Aw, the soonโ€toโ€be mama. โ€ I know.

I'm justโ€โ€I'm really freaking shocked.

โ€ I know.

โ€ Because you just have nailed in "no" on baby number two.

โ€ Is Artem still looking for a job?

'Cause I'll hire him as a second nanny.

โ€ Brie, you're not hiring Artem as a manny.

โ€ I mean, if he's looking for a jobโ€โ€

โ€ It's so crazy.

You're on baby number two, and I'm on zero.

โ€ Do you want a baby?

โ€ I don't know, but it was weird.

I just kept getting this feeling.

Visualizing babies andโ€โ€

โ€ First comes love. Then comes marriage.

Then comes a baby in a baby carriage.

โ€ I'm just speechless. โ€ No you're not.

โ€ Yes I am. โ€ No. You're lying.

โ€ Here's your baby!

โ€ Oh. โ€ Meet your little munchkin.

โ€ So what do you think we're having this time?

โ€ I'm excited about the aspect of a surprise.

โ€ I feel like we should do a dual gender reveal here.

โ€ Yes. โ€ We don't really want

to know the gender.

โ€ Well, I think we need to talk about it.

all: Four. Three. Two. One. Whoo!

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