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[theme music]

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(male narrator) There is big doings in Jellystone Park today.

A TV Western is going to be shot

with a Jellystone locale.

Okay, you have permission to use the park for this picture

but you must abide by park regulations.

'Please, no Hollywood shenanigans from your troop.'

Now, this is the area assigned to you.

No campfires and don't leave any empty cans or bottles around.

'And remember, do not molest any of the animals.'

They're under the protection of the government.

'Now, here's your official permit.'

[chuckles] I, uh, don't suppose you have a..

...bit part for an amateur like me, do you?

Have rangers suit, will travel.

[chuckling]

Could you use him, C.G.?

Well, we could write him in.

Yep. There is a spot at the end.

Okay, okay, you're in.

- What's your name? - Ranger Smith.

(C.G.) 'No, we'll change that.'

I hope, he doesn't ruin it.

Are you kidding?

Who could ruin a TV Western.

This is a great location, chief.

Okay, okay, now get the town build up.

Hurry. Hurry!

(male 1) 'Move that interior set over.'

'That's it.'

(C.G.) 'Roll in the floor.'

(male 1) 'Okay, hold it.'

(C.G.) 'Rollin' that spot.'

(male 1) 'Okay. How's this?'

- 'Over here.' - 'No, over here.'

(male 2) 'No. Here.'

(male 1) 'Alright, you guys, get moving.'

(C.G.) 'Raise those lights.'

clank clank clank

Boo Boo, wake up.

It sounds like somebody's boarding up

the entrance to our cave.

I don't hear anything, Yogi.

They ceased and desisted

but I'm gonna check.

Okay, Yogi.

They sure don't build houses like they used to.

Okay, places everybody.

(C.G.) 'Let's make it. Roll 'em.'

Tex, you escaped from the Indians.

Indians couldn't hold me with you here, Belle.

slam

He's giving you a fast pitch, lady.

The nearest Indians are at Cleveland Indians' Bowl Club.

He-he-hey!

Cut. Cut!

Get that bear outta here.

Who's got a gun? Shoot him.

No, chief, he's government property

like, like Grand Canyon or something.

That's a nice bear, off the set, please.

Why didn't you tell me it was a movin' picture?

Alright, alright, now lets get it this time.

(C.G.) 'Lights, camera, action!'

Tex, you escaped from the Indians.

Indians couldn't...hold me with you here, Belle.

slam

Yogi, where'd you go?

Cut. Cut! Cut!

Get that bear outta here.

Don't worry, lady. There's no Indians around here.

Okay, gentlemen, now lets take it from the top.

What are they doing, Yogi?

They're shooting a TV Western, Boob.

And they're blocking up our cave entrance.

I think I'll go in and take a nap.

(Boo Boo) 'No. Yogi.'

Gee, Yogi's gonna try to be in the picture.

This could only lead to trouble.

I'm gonna get far away from here.

As I was saying Belle

Indians couldn't hold me with you here.

Now, pardon me, sir.

Your blockin' the entrance to my home.

Hold it. Hold it.

I get the idea. I get it.

(C.G.) 'Look, bear, how would you like a part in the picture?'

If you think I could save the picture

I'll be glad to help, sir.

Well, go over to wardrobe

and pick out a cowboy outfit.

And, uh, take your time, okay?

Thank you, sir.

I'll be the best gun in the west.

Like my pal, Quick Draw McGraw.

Okay, now, lets get the scene finished

before he gets back.

Ready for my scenes yet, sir.

Scenes? Oh, oh. Ha ha.

"Have ranger suit, will travel." Yeah.

Well, uh, travel over to wardrobe

and pick out an outfit.

Oh, boy, I'm gonna be on a TV Western.

Hey hey, get along new doggie.

Here's droop-a-long Yogi.

Uh-oh! Here comes Mr. Ranger.

I better cover my face.

Hi, cowboy. Nice day, isn't it?

Uh, yup.

Something very familiar about him.

Must be a big star.

Nice fellow. too.

Gave me a nice, friendly, "yup."

Okay. Roll 'em.

There isn't a soul around.

This is a ghost town.

Sure, the show will be seen on a ghost-to-ghost network.

Yuck-yuck-yuck.

Oh, no!

It's that bear again.

I was just trying to add a little comedy relief, sir.

I'll tell you what, bear?

Go over to the bar room

we'll be shooting a fight there next.

Wouldn't be a Western without a fight, sir.

Places everybody.

- Ready for my scenes yet? - What? A who, uh, who, who?

"Have ranger suit, will travel." Remember?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Ha ha.

Uh, well, we're ready for the big fight.

Go in there and, and when I yell action, start fighting.

(C.G.) 'And, uh, make it look adequate.'

'And don't forget, this is for TV.'

Oh, I'll do that, sir.

Get your cameras over there, Charlie.

We might get some good shots.

Right, chief.

(C.G.) 'Okay, action!'

[commotion]

thwack

crash

thud

This is good. Keep 'em rollin'.

[commotion]

whoosh

screech

crash

crash

Stupendous.

Get it all, Charlie.

thud

Cut. That does it.

That was the greatest fight, I've ever seen.

(C.G.) 'You two can be in every picture I make.'

That's okay with me, sir.

But don't let Mr. Ranger know.

- Yogi. - Mr. Ranger sir.

Uh, pardon me, sir.

Come back here, Yogi!

(Yogi) 'Don't, sir. No molesting the bears.'

'King's ex! King's ex!'

When I get my hands on you..

Get that on film, Charlie.

Oh, boy! It could be the best chase of all time.

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