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>> ♪ ONE EVENING AS THE SUN WENT DOWN WITH THE PEACEFUL SEA

SURROUNDING ♪ ♪ UP CAME A PIRATE SPLASHING,

AND HE SAID, "HEY, I'M NOT DROWNING ♪

♪ I'M HEADING FOR A LAND THAT'S FAR AWAY ♪

♪ WHERE ADVENTURE WAITS ON DRY LAND ♪

♪ SO COME WITH ME ♪ ♪ WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE

CALLED CANDIED ISLAND" ♪ ♪ "WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS" ♪ ♪ "BUT THERE AIN'T NO STREAMS OF

SODIE POP ♪ ♪ GO TRICKLIN' DOWN THE ROCKS" ♪

♪ "IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY" ♪ ♪ "BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE" ♪

♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

♪ "THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> [ WHISTLING ] ♪ ALL HANDS ON DECK ♪

♪ YOU CAN HEAR THE SAILORS CALL ♪

[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

>> Flapjack: Cap'n.

OH, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS, GROANS ] >> Flapjack: Cap'n, Bubbie's

asleep.

Let's sneak out and have some fun!

>> K'nuckles: I'M TRYIN' TO SLEEP.

>> Flapjack: OH, YOU CAN SLEEP LATER.

LET'S GO ON AN ADVEN-- >> K'nuckles: ALWAYS WITH THE

ADVENTURES.

ADVENTURING AIN'T EVERYTHING, BOY.

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT TO REST UP BETWEEN THE ADVENTURES.

AND THEN YOU GOT TO TAKE A REST FROM ALL THE RESTING UP.

>> Flapjack: WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T THINK I CARE WHAT YOU THINK,

'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A REAL ADVENTURE!

'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ON A REAL ADVENTURE!

>> Flapjack: ♪ WHY DO I FEEL SO RESTLESS ♪

♪ WHEN IT COMES TO RESTIN' EASY? ♪

♪ I FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE FOR ME ♪

♪ BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BELIEVE ME ♪

♪ THE OPEN SEA IS CALLING ME ♪ ♪ CAN'T THEY SEE IT'S MY

DESTINY? ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE A REAL

ADVENTURER ♪ ♪ IT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR,

BUBBIE ♪ ♪ THAT'S FOR SURE ♪

♪ I WANT TO TRAVEL THE WHOLE WORLD WIDE ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪ ♪ I'LL JUST ROLL WITH THE TIDE ♪

♪ I'LL BE SINGIN' AND SAILIN' AND WRESTLIN' AND PLAYIN' ♪

♪ CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S WHAT I NEED? ♪

>> Bubbie: [ YAWNS ] BABY, IS THAT SINGIN'?

>> Flapjack: ♪ YES, BUBBIE ♪ ♪ IT IS ME ♪

♪ I'M JUST SINGING ABOUT MY DESTINY ON THE OPEN SEA ♪

>> Bubbie: OH, THAT'S NICE, SUGAR, BUT IT'S LATE, YOU KNOW,

AND BUBBIE'S GOT TO GET HER 12 HOURS.

COULD YOU JUST KEEP IT DOWN?

>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.

[ Low-pitched ] ♪ I-- ♪ >> Bubbie: NO, BABY.

DOWN IN VOLUME, FLAPJACK.

NOT DOWN IN PITCH.

>> Flapjack: [ Normal ] I'LL JUST KEEP MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO

MYSELF THEN, I GUESS.

>> Bubbie: NO, BABY.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I -- >> Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO BE -- ♪

>> K'nuckles: ENOUGH!

LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.

>> Flapjack: REALLY?!

>> K'nuckles: ANYTHING TO STOP THAT SINGING.

>> Flapjack: ♪ OH, BOY! ♪ [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ GASPS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ]

>> Flapjack: OHH!

I WISH I COULD GO IN!

>> K'nuckles: A LITTLE BOY LIKE YOU?

NO WAY.

BUBBIE WOULD KILL ME IF I LET YOU IN THERE ON A SATURDAY

NIGHT.

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> AAH!

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO IN THERE.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: AHH. SAILORS.

FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FREE.

>> HEY!

HEY, HEH, HEH, HEH.

HEH, HEH, HEH.

HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.

OH, TO BE SO YOUNG AND CAREFREE.

HEY! GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES!

>> Flapjack: WHA?

>> NO, I MEAN, I'LL PAY YOU!

UH, 10 QUID.

10 QUID TO SWITCH SHIRTS WITH YOU!

>> WHOA, THERE!

WHAT KINDS OF TROUBLE ARE YA GETTIN' INTO THIS TIME,

MR. THOMAS HATCH?

WE GOT TO GET BACK TO -- >> AW, SHUT UP!

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.

10 QUID BUYS A LOT OF CANDY!

JUST SWITCH SHIRTS WITH THIS FOOL.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

OKAY!

>> ALL RIGHT!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> AH, SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: AHA! WHOO-HOO!

>> WAIT, WAIT!

SWITCH HATS!

SWITCH HATS!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT!

"I'M A 'WITTLE' BOY!

I'M JUST A 'WITTLE' BOY!" >> Flapjack: HEH.

I'M A SAILOR...

>> MORE, THOMAS, MORE!

>> "I'M A CHUNKY 'WITTLE' BOY!" [ FARTS ]

AW, I MADE A MESS IN MY PANTS.

'CAUSE I'M A "WITTLE" BOY!

WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY, WITTLE BOY,

WITTLE BOY!

I'M A WITTLE BOY!

[ LAUGHS ] I'M A WITTLE BOY!

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

[ BOTH GASP ] >> AAH! OHH!

>> OF COURSE. YOU THREE!

ALWAYS YOU THREE!

PATCH, SATCH, AND HATCH!

>> Flapjack: OH, HA!

I'M NOT -- >> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON

DECK 20 MINUTES AGO!

MOVE IT!

[ ALL PANTING ] IDIOTS.

[ BELL DINGS ] >> AAH!

>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ] HA HA!

BEST DEAL WE EVER MADE, FLAP, HUH?

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: BYE, STORMALONG!

I'LL MISS YOU!

HA! I'M A SAILOR!

>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAN.

>> IT'LL BE FINE.

>> Flapjack: MWAH! MWAH!

MWAH! MWAH!

>> DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF.

>> YEAH, CAPTAIN'S NO DUMMY.

>> HEY, YOU!

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FOLD A SAIL?

>> YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR US.

YOU HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE HATCH.

>> YOU! YOU!

>> HE'S COUNTING THE MEN.

AND IF HE FINDS OUT HATCH IS NOT HERE...

>> HE'LL PUT US IN THE BRIG.

>> Flapjack: THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.

[ GASPS ] >> WATCH!

>> HERE!

>> LATCH!

>> HERE!

>> PHATCH!

>> HERE!

>> BATCH!

>> HERE!

>> CATCH!

>> HERE!

>> MATCH!

>> HERE!

>> SCRATCH!

>> HERE!

>> SQUATCH!

>> HERE!

>> FLATCH!

>> [ FARTS ] >> HATCH!

HATCH?

SATCH, PATCH?

WHERE ARE THOSE THREE?

>> THERE THEY ARE, CAPTAIN!

>> WE'RE OFF SCHEDULE ALREADY.

WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE MORE TIME LOOKING FOR YOU THREE.

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!

FLAPJACK!

[ BOTH PANTING ] >> Flapjack: AH! OH!

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>> Flapjack: I'M SAYING GOODBYE TO BUBBIE.

>> YOU SHOULDN'T ANSWER TO FLAPJACK ANYMORE.

>> Flapjack: WHY?

>> YOU GOT TO ANSWER TO "THOMAS HATCH," OR THE CAPTAIN

WILL KNOW YOU'RE A FAKE!

>> FAKE! FAKE!

WHAT'S THIS?

>> ORANGES.

>> THEY'RE BALLS PAINTED ORANGE TO LOOK LIKE ORANGES!

>> OH!

MY ORANGE BALLS!

>> WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR USELESS NOVELTIES.

SEE THIS?

REAL ORANGE!

UNH!

IT'S REAL!

GRAAH!

ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES TO BRING SOMETHING THAT AIN'T THE REAL

THING ONTO THE SHIP, AND I WILL SEND THEM TO THE BRIG!

>> [ MOANING ] [ SAILORS MURMURING ]

>> HEY, YOU!

THAT BETTER NOT BE FAKE!

>> THE CAPTAIN DOESN'T HAVE TOLERANCE FOR FAKES.

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.

FLAPJACK?

HAVE ANY OF YOU SAILORS SEEN FLAPJACK?

>> PLEASE, PLEASE.

>> YOU HAVE TO PRETEND.

>> Bubbie: IS THAT YOU, FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: NO, LADY, I'M THOMAS HATCH.

[ DING! ] >> Bubbie: YOU SURE LOOK LIKE

FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: NOPE.

I'M THOMAS HATCH.

[ DING! ] MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EYES

CHECKED!

>> Bubbie: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR MANNERS CHECKED!

[ SCOFFS ] SAILORS...

>> Flapjack: ♪ LOOK AT ME ♪ ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE ♪

♪ I'M A SAILOR ♪ ♪ OH, WHOOPEE! ♪

♪ I FEEL JUST LIKE A MIGHTY KING ♪

♪ 'CAUSE NOW I'M HERE, AND HERE'S THE THING ♪

♪ I'M STACKING BOXES IN A ROW ♪ ♪ ROCK BACK AND FORTH ♪

♪ GO WITH THE FLOW ♪ ♪ THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE ♪

♪ ON A SHIP SAILING SO FREE! ♪ ♪ BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE

I'VE LEFT BEHIND? ♪ ♪ THEY'LL BE HAPPIER WITHOUT ME

SO NEVER MIND ♪ ♪ THEY KNOW THIS IS MY ONLY

DREAM ♪ ♪ TO BE OUT HERE ADVENTURING ♪

OOH...

♪ WASH, WASH, WASH, AND A SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB ♪

♪ SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP, AND A, TUG, TUG, TUG ♪

♪ SCRAPE, SCRAPE, SCRAPE, AND A PUSH, PUSH, PUSH ♪

♪ MOP, MOP, MOP AND A BIG WABOOSH ♪

>> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, THOMAS HATCH?

>> THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU?

I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

[ BELL DINGING ] >> CAPTAIN, THERE'S A PROBLEM!

>> THERE'S ALWAYS A PROBLEM.

>> THAT WAS CLOSE.

>> TOO CLOSE.

>> LOOK, YOU ALMOST DID US IN OUT THERE.

IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, YOU NEED SERIOUS HATCH LESSONS.

HMM.

>> WHERE TO START?

WHERE TO START?

>> Flapjack: WHERE TO START?

>> LET'S START WITH THIS!

>> THIS?

>> YES, THIS!

>> YOU HAVE TO STOP BEING FRIENDLY.

>> Flapjack: OKAY.

>> YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE OF YOURS.

>> MM, THAT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

>> HATCH DIDN'T EVER LOOK SAD.

BRING BACK THE SMILE.

>> EYES?

>> BRING THE EYEBROWS DOWN.

>> LOWER?

>> LOWER!

>> NOW, YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE A JERK AND COMPLAIN MORE.

>> Flapjack: OKAY.

[ ALL MUNCHING ] I THINK I'M THIRSTY.

>> THAT'S MINE!

>> Flapjack: AAH!

HOW WAS THAT?

>> I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY IT AGAIN.

THIS TIME, FORGET ABOUT YOUR INSTINCTS AND IMAGINE "WHAT

WOULD HATCH DO?" >> Flapjack: I'M THIRSTY.

>> THAT'S MINE!

>> Flapjack: HEY! I'M THIRSTY!

>> OH. TAKE IT IF YOU WANT IT SO BAD.

>> GREAT JOB!

>> MUCH BETTER!

>> IF YOU USE THOSE MOVES, AND ONLY THOSE MOVES, EVEN A BLIND

MAN WON'T SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT HATCH.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT FLA-- OOP!

HATCH, I MEAN?

>> Flapjack: I CAN HANDLE IT.

[ CREW SNORING ] >> IT WAS A LOT OF WORK

EXPLAINING HOW LITTLE MAKES UP THOMAS HATCH.

I'M GONNA GET SOME SLEEP.

>> YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

I GOT TOP!

>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU HAVE BOTTOM.

>> I THINK YOU CAN PUT IT TO REST FOR NOW.

>> Flapjack: I THINK YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR REST ON THE BOTTOM!

>> PATCH?

>> LET THE KID HAVE IT.

>> GOODNIGHT, THOMAS.

>> GOODNIGHT, THOMAS.

>> Flapjack: GOOD NI-- SHUT UP, ALREADY!

>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, K'NUCKLES.

SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: ARE YOU STILL GOING ON ABOUT FLAPJACK?

>> Bubbie: BUT HE'S CHANGED.

>> K'nuckles: HE'S GOING THROUGH HIS MAN-CHANGES.

THIS CAN BE A SENSITIVE TIME FOR THE BOY.

[ TOILET FLUSHES ] HEY, THERE, FLAPPY!

>> THIS IS -- THIS IS GREAT.

JUST GREAT.

HOME SWEET HOME.

AM I RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ] AHH.

IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO JUST RELAX FOR A CHANGE, YOU KNOW?

REST UP.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH!

YOU'RE FINALLY COMIN' AROUND, BOY!

>> WELL, I GUESS I'M READY TO GO TO SLEEP NOW.

>> Bubbie: UH, DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO TUCK YOU IN?

>> TUCK ME IN?

YES, PLEASE!

>> Bubbie: OKAY, HERE YOU GO.

GOOD NIGHT, SUGAR.

>> GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT!

>> K'nuckles: GOODNIGHT.

>> ♪ WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT A GUY LIKE ME ♪

♪ WOULD HAVE A SECOND CHANCE AT A FAMILY? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL I'VE REALLY WANTED IN LIFE ♪

♪ JUST TO STAY AT HOME WITH A HUSBAND AND WIFE ♪

♪ AND I WOULD BE THEIR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY ♪

♪ THEIR CUTE AND FUNNY BOUNCING LITTLE BABY BOY ♪

♪ AND THEY WOULD TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME ♪

♪ MY MAMA AND MY PAPA AND A BABY, ME ♪

♪ OH, I LOVE THE HOME LIFE ♪ ♪ NO CHORES TO DO ♪

♪ THEY WAIT ON ME HAND AND FOOT AND BRING ME FOOD ♪

♪ I DON'T THINK I'D EVER RETURN TO THE SEA ♪

♪ NOW THAT I'VE GOT MY OWN ♪ ♪ MY OWN FAMILY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH

FLAPJACK ♪ ♪ WHATEVER IT IS, I'M GLAD HIS

LIFE'S ON TRACK ♪ ♪ HE'S GROWING UP BRIGHT,

AND HE'S GROWING UP STRONG ♪ ♪ I MUST'VE BEEN DOIN'

SOMETHING RIGHT ALL ALONG ♪ >> Bubbie: ♪ THIS SEEMS A LITTLE

STRANGE NOW ♪ ♪ IT JUST DON'T ADD UP ♪

♪ WHY DO LITTLE ANGELS HAVE TO GROW UP? ♪

♪ BUT MY BABY'S STILL MY BABY, AND THAT'S JUST A FACT ♪

♪ I'LL ALWAYS LOVE HIM 'CAUSE HE'S MY LITTLE FLAPJACK ♪

CAPTAIN'S COMING THIS WAY!

[ CROWD MURMURS ] >> IT'S LOOKING GOOD.

I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO STOP!

YOU BETTER BE HERE WHEN I COME BACK.

I FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING NOT YOU, HATCH.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, SAILOR?

>> Flapjack: EH...

HEY, YOU TWO!

I JUST CLEANED THAT AREA!

SHOO! SHOO!

>> THERE'S THE THOMAS HATCH I KNOW.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT NEXT TO THE CAPTAIN TONIGHT AT DINNER?

>> Flapjack: YES, I WOULD LIKE TO.

THANK YOU.

>> CONTINUE.

>> THE KID DID IT!

>> OW!

>> Flapjack: SHUT UP.

[ CREW GRUNTING, MUNCHING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]

DINNER'S OVER.

GET BACK TO WORK.

[ CREW GRUMBLING ] HEY! NOT YOU!

>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] OH, NO!

>> STAY FOR A MOMENT.

>> HEY, COME ON!

>> I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOUR BUDDY THOMAS HERE.

[ CLATTERING ] >> Flapjack: YEAH!

THOMAS HERE.

>> YOU THINK THE BOY CAN PULL IT OFF ALONE?

>> YEAH. LOOK AT HIM.

JUST LIKE HATCH.

>> Flapjack: OUTTA HERE!

>> I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.

THAT'S IT.

YOU BETTER GET GOING.

I DON'T WANT THE OTHER GUYS TO GET JEALOUS.

DON'T EVER GO SOFT ON ME.

[ CREW MURMURING ] >> HEY!

>> Flapjack: YOU ALREADY HAD DINNER!

GRR!

>> HATCH, YOU KNOW HARD IT IS TO SAIL WITH HOLES IN THE SAILS?

>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!

HEY, HATCH, THAT WAS OUR COMPASS!

NOW WE'RE GONNA GET LOST!

>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!

[ LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY ] WHOO!

>> BLAST!

WE'RE OFF COURSE!

WHERE'S THE COMPASS?

[ CREATURE ROARING ] [ GASPS, STAMMERING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, THAT PASSAGE IS OUR ONLY SAFE HAVEN!

>> HA!

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE BEST.

[ THUNDER CRASHING ] >> Flapjack: FINALLY, SOME CALM

WATERS.

AM I RIGHT?

>> YEAH, MAYBE TOO RIGHT.

>> THERE'S THE OPENING!

>> STEADY NOW, FELLAS.

[ SEAGULL SCREECHES ] [ RUMBLING ]

[ SEAGULL SCREECHING ] >> WHOOOAAA!

>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO TURN AROUND, CAPTAIN!

>> NO!

WE'RE POINTED THIS WAY!

BESIDES, SOMEBODY TORE UP OUR SAILS.

>> Flapjack: OH, RIGHT.

[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> [ WHINNYING ]

PBHT!

[ DISTANT SCREAMING ] HUH?

>> UGH...

EVERY TIME.

ALWAYS SOMETHING TO FIX.

>> UH, SORRY, KIDS, I GOT TO GO CHECK THIS OUT.

>>'BUT... BUT...

>> OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE.

ALL RIGHT! COME ALONG.

>> Both: YAY!

>> MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING.

>> [ Sobbing ] WE'RE DOOMED!

>> Flapjack: LOOK!

>> IT'S POSEIDON!

AND TWO LITTLE POSEIDONS!

>> OKAY, SEE THIS, KIDS.

THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO AT SEA.

>> OH.

>> I'LL BE BACK IN A MIN.

WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

>> GO ON, THOMAS!

YOU'RE GOOD WITH PEOPLE.

USE SOME OF THAT THOMAS HATCH MAGIC!

[ DING! ] >> Flapjack: HEY!

HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE HELP DOWN HERE?

>> EXCUSE ME?

>> Flapjack: COME ON!

YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO BLOCK ALL THESE DUMB ROCKS.

JUST DO IT!

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, SAILOR?

>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!

[ ALL GASP ] >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SAILOR?

>> Flapjack: UH...

THOMAS HATCH.

>> LOOK, THOMAS...

[ Whispering ] I was going to help you, but you just told me

to shut up in front of my kids.

So I guess you're tough enough to figure it out yourself.

>> WHAT DID HE SAY?

>> Flapjack: UM, WE'RE ON OUR OWN.

SOMETHIN' ABOUT THE LAW OF THE SEA OR SOMETHIN'.

>> HE'S RIGHT.

WE'RE GROWN MEN, ALL OF US!

>> Flapjack: UH...

>> WE HAVE TO FORGE AHEAD AND HOPE WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH IN

ONE PIECE.

>> AND IF WE DON'T MAKE IT?

>> WELL, AT LEAST I'LL HAVE THOMAS HATCH AT MY SIDE.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE GOES EVERYTHING.

[ BELL DINGS ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> WHOA!

>> Flapjack: OHH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!

CAPTAIN, I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS!

>> I'M A LITTLE BUSY TRYING TO LIVE, THOMAS!

>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S IMPORTANT, AND I MIGHT NOT GET ANOTHER

CHANCE TO TELL YOU!

>> SAY NO MORE!

I LOVE YOU, TOO, THOMAS HATCH!

>> Flapjack: NO, I'M NOT THOMAS HATCH!

I'M JUST A KID!

>> A KID?!

>> Both: A UGLY?!

>> A KID?

>> SO YOU'RE A FAKE!

A STOWAWAY!

>> CAP'N, LOOK OUT!

[ BOTH GASP ] >> [ GRUNTING ]

[ ALL CHEERING ] >> SO...

YOU'RE A KID, HUH?

I SHOULD THROW YOU IN THE BRIG, YOU KNOW!

>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.

JUST WANTED TO BE A REAL ADVENTURER.

>> WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE...

LYING TO MY FACE...

THAT TOOK GUTS.

I COULD USE THOSE GUTS ON MY SHIP.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SAILOR?

>> Flapjack: FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

AYE, AYE, CAP'N!

>> "AND THEY SAILED ON FOREVER AFTER.

THE END."

>> NOW OFF TO SLEEP, YOU SEA MONKEYS.

>> BUT, PAPA, THAT ENDING WAS BORING!

>> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE WHALE AND THE FUNNY OLD CAP'N?

DOESN'T THE BOY MISS HIS FAMILY?

>> LOOK, THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.

YOU TWO WERE THERE, REMEMBER?

THIS ISN'T SOME FAIRY TALE.

THIS IS MY DIARY.

>> CHANGE IT, PAPA!

>> YEAH, CHANGE IT BACK!

>> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW THIS IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

>> Both: PAPA!

>> [ SIGHS ] [ FINGERS SNAP ]

>> Bubbie: THAT AIN'T MY BABY.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

GO ON! TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER, FLAP.

>> YOU ARE A VERY BEAUTIFUL WHALE, MA'AM.

>> Bubbie: WHERE'S MY BABY?!

>> Flapjack: ♪ RIGHT HERE ♪ BUBBIE!

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Bubbie: OH, BABY, WHERE YOU

BEEN?

>> Flapjack: WELL, I WANTED TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE, BUT I MISSED

YOU TOO MUCH, BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: AW, I MISSED YOU, TOO, BABY!

>> WELL, I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ME AROUND ANYMORE.

>> K'nuckles: NOPE.

HEY, FLAP, THAT SOUNDED LIKE A REAL GREAT ADVENTURE!

CAN I GO ADVENTURING WITH YOU?

>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T KNOW, CAP'N.

[ YAWNS ] I REALLY SHOULD GET SOME REST.

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

>> Flapjack: JUST KIDDING!

>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!

>> Flapjack: SHUT UP!

[ LAUGHTER ]