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>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> Flapjack: CANDY WIFE?!

THIS HOT SUN'S MELTING YOU!

PEPPERMINT LARRY!

>> HUH? CANDY WIFE!

[ GASPING ] JUST BREATHE!

[ BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!

[ BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!

OH, CANDY WIFE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SUNBATHING?

FLAPJACK, YOU SAVED CANDY WIFE!

YOU'RE A HERO!

HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

>> K'nuckles: CAN I, UH, LICK YOUR FINGERS?

[ SLOOP! ] >> DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY

"HERO"?

>> YES! THIS BOY'S A HERO!

HE SAVED CANDY WIFE!

>> THIS ACT OF HEROISM WOULD MAKE A GREAT STORY IN THE

SCUTTLEBUTT.

>> Flapjack: ME IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT?!

OH, MY GOODNESS!

[ GIGGLES ] >> NOW, HOLD STILL, MY LITTLE

HERO, WHILE I MAKE YOU LOOK EXTRA HEROIC FOR THE SCUTTLEBUTT

PORTRAIT.

>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] THIS IS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY

LIFE!

>> HOLD STILL SO I CAN PAINT YOU!

>> BRAVE, COMPASSIONATE, DETERMINED, JOVIAL...

>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING LOUDLY ] >> EXTREMELY JOVIAL -- THESE ARE

THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE OUR YOUNG HERO.

>> Flapjack: OH, YOU'RE TOO MUCH.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH.

SPEAKING OF "MUCH," UH, HOW MUCH DOES THIS INTERVIEW PAY?

>> WE ARE A NONPROFIT PUBLICATION OF REPUTABLE

JOURNALISTS.

>> K'nuckles: WHA?!

>> WE DON'T PAY.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP, LET'S GO.

>> BUT THINK OF ALL THE PUBLICITY YOU'LL GET WHEN

STORMALONG SEES THAT CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES RAISED THIS

HEROIC PRODIGY.

YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

>> K'nuckles: HMM.

AND THAT'S HOW FLAPJACK SAVED CANDY WIFE -- THANKS TO ME

RAISING HIM UP TO BE A HERO AND ALL.

DID I MENTION THAT?

>> YES, ABOUT 20 TIMES.

>> I WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN!

>> K'nuckles: IT'S GETTING LATE, BOYS.

YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT TOMORROW.

>> THE SCUTTLEBUTT?!

ONLY THE BEST ADVENTURERS GET IN THERE, LIKE THIS GUY!

>> ♪ A REAL ADVENTURER! ♪ >> K'nuckles: AH, FLAP'S WAY

BETTER THAN THAT CLOWN.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> Flapjack: OH, ALL THIS

ATTENTION!

>> K'nuckles: YEP.

JUST WAIT TILL TOMORROW.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT IS EVERYBODY LAUGHING AT?

>> [ SNICKERS ] [ ALL SNICKERING ]

>> K'nuckles: SO, UH, PEPPERMINT LARRY, UH, HAS THE

SCUTTLEBUTT ARRIVED YET?

>> IT, UH...SURE HAS.

>> Flapjack: HE-HEY!

>> HEY, K'NUCKLES, YOUR BOY'S A GOOF!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> K'nuckles: HE'S NOT A GOOF!

HE'S A HERO!

THE SCUTTLEBUTT SAYS SO!

>> WHO CARES WHAT IT SAYS?

>> YEAH, I JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, WHAT A GOOF!

[ LAUGHS ] >> THERE'S THE GUY THAT RAISED

THE GOOFY KID!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: OH, ALL THIS

ATTENTION!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

CAP'N, W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> K'nuckles: I'M SORRY, BUT I'VE GOT TO PROTECT THE

K'NUCKLES LEGEND.

I CAN'T PAL AROUND WITH A GOOF.

>> Flapjack: BUT MAYBE I COULD CHANGE.

MAYBE I CAN MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME.

>> K'nuckles: NAH.

>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ] [ CRYING LOUDLY ]

>> Bubbie: WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, HURTING MY

BABY'S FEELINGS BECAUSE OF A STUPID PICTURE IN THE PAPER.

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IT, FLAP!

I KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE ME PROUD!

>> Flapjack: HOW?

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FACE BACK IN THE

SCUTTLEBUTT, WITH A NON-GOOFY EXPRESSION ON IT!

>> ♪ NON-GOOFY EXPRESSION! ♪ >> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]

Thank you, Cap'n.

>> K'nuckles: HERE'S THE PLAN, BOY.

LOLLY AND I WILL BREAK INTO A FIGHT, AND YOU'LL COME IN AND

STOP US.

YOU'LL BE SO HEROIC, YOU'LL BE IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT FOR SURE.

>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING LOUDLY ] I MEAN...RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: NOW, GO WAIT OVER THERE TILL I GIVE YOU THE

SIGNAL.

>> Flapjack: OKAY.

[ GIGGLES ] >> K'nuckles: YOU READY, LOLLY?

>> OH, YEAH.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, K'NUCKLES!

>> K'nuckles: NO WAY!

I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT!

THIS IS MY TOWN!

>> OH!

YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING, OLD MAN?

>> K'nuckles: YOU BET I DO!

>> LET'S DO THIS, THEN!

>> FINISH HIM, LOLLY!

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] HERE I COME!

MEN! MEN!

VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER TO OUR PROBLEMS.

BUT I KNOW WHAT IS...

HUGGING!

[ GIGGLING LOUDLY ] >> OH, IT'S JUST THAT GOOFY KID

AGAIN.

>> YEAH, HIM AND HIS GOOFY FRIENDS.

>> K'nuckles: HMM, TIME FOR PLAN "B."

SOMEBODY! SAVE ME!

I GOT STUCK UP HERE, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET DOWN!

SOMEBODY! HELP ME!

>> Flapjack: I'LL SAVE YOU!

OH!

>> [ GRUNTS LOUDLY ] ♪ AHA! ♪

♪ AHA! ♪ YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

THE CRATES WILL HURT YOU NO MORE.

>> OH!

ANOTHER STORY FOR YOU, SIR.

YOU ARE ON FIRE THIS WEEK.

>> ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN ON FIRE SINCE I WAS BIRTHED.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] GOOD STUFF, GOOD STUFF.

I AM GOING TO USE THAT.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT DIDN'T WORK.

>> K'nuckles: NO, FLAPJACK, WE DIDN'T WORK.

>> Flapjack: W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE A GOOF, FLAPJACK.

THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE.

SAVE ME!

>> ♪ AHA! ♪ >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

NOW, BOY.

>> ♪ AHA! ♪ >> Flapjack: CAP'N'S RIGHT.

I'M JUST A BIG OLD GOOF.

I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE HIM PROUD OF ME!

>> HEY, KID, YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE PROUD?

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

>> WELL, THEN, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS PUSH THIS CRATE INTO THE

WATER.

YOU'LL GET INTO THE PAPER FOR SURE.

>> Flapjack: REALLY?

>> YEAH, KID.

THAT CRATE IS FULL OF POISON.

YOU'LL BE A HERO AND SAVE ALL OF STORMALONG.

>> Flapjack: BUT HOW COME YOU GUYS DON'T DO IT?

>> WELL, 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT STRONG...LIKE YOU.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] THEN K'NUCKLES WILL BE PROUD OF

ME?

>> YEAH, KID.

YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN PRIDE.

>> Flapjack: OH, BOY!

[ GRUNTING ] I DID IT!

I'M GONNA MAKE IT INTO THE SCUTTLEBUTT!

WAIT TILL K'NUCKLES HEARS ABOUT THIS!

>> [ HUMMING ] [ GASPS ]

MY MEDICINE!

WHERE IS MY MEDICINE?!

N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

>> HMM. A CRATE, YOU SAY?

>> Flapjack: YES!

>> FLAPJACK, I RUN A NEWSPAPER HERE, NOT A CHARITY.

I COULD RUN A RETRACTION ON YOUR OTHER STORY IF I GOT SOME

INFORMATION WRONG.

>> Flapjack: OOH, OOH!

OR YOU COULD CHANGE MY PICTURE.

WE NEED TO RUN THAT AGAIN.

>> FLAPJACK, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE ACTUALLY DONE

SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY?

>> [ GASPING ] >> Flapjack: OH!

>> HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GO-- WAIT!

YOU'RE THE KID FROM THE NEWSPAPER.

YOU SAVED ME MARRIAGE.

>> Flapjack: REALLY? HOW?

>> YOU BROUGHT LAUGHTER BACK INTO OUR HOUSEHOLD.

[ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHING LOUDLY ] >> Flapjack: YOU KNOW, I DON'T

NEED TO HAVE MY PICTURE IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT.

K'NUCKLES MIGHT NOT BE PROUD OF ME, BUT I AM!

[ SNIFFLES ] AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!

[ CRIES ] THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

>> WAIT.

FLAPJACK, DID YOU SAY YOU, UH, PUSHED A CRATE IN THE WATER?

>> Flapjack: YES.

>> I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, KID.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'M PROUD OF YOU, FLAP.

YOU FINALLY GOT IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT WITHOUT LOOKING

GOOFY.

AND YOU GOT ME IN, TOO, 'CAUSE I HELPED RAISE YOU.

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Bubbie: UH-HUH, WELL, I'M NOT

PROUD OF EITHER ONE OF YOU.

[ DRUMROLL ] [ RIM SHOT ]

[ DRUMROLL ] [ RIM SHOT ]

[ DRUMROLL ] >> GOOD EVENING, FOLKS.

LOLLY POOPDECK IS MY NAME, AND COMEDY IS MY GAME.

[ RIM SHOT ] OKAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHIP

THAT PUTS YOU TO SLEEP?

A LULL-EE POOPDECK!

LOLLY POOPDECK.

THAT'S MY NAME AGAIN -- LOLLY POOPDECK.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE SO FUNNY, LOLLY!

>> THANKS, FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: A FAMOUS PERSON KNOWS MY NAME!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! ME!

OUT OF THIS ENTIRE CROWD!

>> ACTUALLY, FLAPJACK, I'M NOT AS FAMOUS AS YOU'D THINK.

IN FACT, I'M PRETTY MUCH BROKE.

EVERYTHING I HAD, I SPENT ON THESE CURTAINS.

AND THAT'S AN EVICTION NOTICE.

>> Flapjack: LOLLY!

>> [ SIGHS ] IT'S BEEN MY LIFELONG DREAM TO

BE A COMEDIAN, BUT IT JUST ISN'T PAYING THE BILLS.

MOTHER WAS RIGHT -- I'M NOT FUNNY.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] THAT'S NOT TRUE, LOLLY.

YOUR JOKES BRING JOY AND LAUGHTER TO THOSE WHO ARE BLUE.

>> THEN WHY DON'T I GET PAID?

>> Flapjack: WELL...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR JOKES TO

PEOPLE.

>> HUH?

>> Flapjack: PEOPLE HAVE MONEY.

>> AH!

>> Flapjack: AND THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH EVERYBODY LOVES YOU.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

I NEED TO GO WHERE THE MONEY IS.

[ Echoing ] MONEY IS, MONEY IS, MONEY IS, MONEY IS.

>> Flapjack: YOU READY TO GO MAKE SOME MONEY, LOLLY?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

>> Flapjack: DON'T BE.

JUST REMEMBER, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

NOW GO MAKE YOUR DREAM...

come true.

>> HOWDY, FOLKS!

>> WHAT?

>> THAT'LL TEACH YOU FOR TRYING TO ROB A BANK, FUNNY MAN.

>> WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

>> Flapjack: OH, CHEER UP, LOLLY.

WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

AND I KNOW JUST WHERE.

>> I HOPE YOU GUYS SAVED SOME ROOM FOR COMEDY BECAUSE I GOT

BUCKETS OF MATERIAL.

[ ALL GRUMBLING ] OKAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL A STACK

OF CARDS THAT'S TIRED OF LOLLIPOPS?

A LOLLY POOPED DECK...

OF CARDS.

[ RIM SHOT ] >> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

[ ALL GRUMBLING ] >> WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHIP WITH

LOLLIPOPS ON IT THAT MOVES AT AN INCREDIBLY SLOW RATE?

LO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-LLY

POOPDECK!

LOLLY POOPDECK.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH -- LOLLY POOPDECK.

>> IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S TERRIBLE JOKES ONE MORE

TIME, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!

>> LET'S THROW SOMETHING AT HIM.

>> HMPH.

>> ALL I GOT IS SOME MONEY.

>> THAT'LL WORK.

>> OHH! AAH!

>> TAKE THAT!

>> [ GASPS ] SWEET COMPENSATION!

>> HUH?

HEY, YOU!

I DON'T WANT MY CUSTOMERS THROWING AWAY THEIR MONEY UNLESS

IT'S ON CANDY!

>> OHH!

>> AND STAY OUT, YOU BUM!

>> THAT'S WHAT MOTHER USED TO SAY.

NOBODY CARES FOR MY JOKES...

OR ME.

>> Flapjack: OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE, LOLLY.

>> BUT NOBODY WANTS TO PAY ME!

>> Flapjack: MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T KNOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO

PAY YOU.

YOU JUST GOT TO TELL THEM, "HEY, MISTERS, YOU DON'T GIVE ME ANY

MONEY, I DON'T GIVE YOU ANY JOKES!"

YOU ALL THINK HE'S FUNNY!

NOW PAY HIM SOME MONEY!

>> THE PEANUT GALLERY DESERVES A SALARY.

>> Flapjack: THIS CAN'T WAIT!

YOU NEED TO DONATE!

IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH...

>> PAY ME TIME AND A HALF.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE, LOLLY.

>> THANKS, FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: HE'S THE FUNNIEST GUY IN STORMALONG!

>> HEY, YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR

FUNNY!

>> Both: MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...MONEY...MONEY...MONEY.

>> Flapjack: MAYBE THEY DIDN'T HEAR US?

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

>> Flapjack: LOLLY.

>> K'nuckles: LOLLY, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

>> IT'S ABOUT ME AND NOT GETTING PAID.

DR. BARBER GETS PAID.

PEPPERMINT LARRY GETS PAID.

THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH ARE PRICELESS.

MY MOUTH SHOULD BE FILLED WITH MONEY.

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

>> K'nuckles: REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU DISAPPEARED FOR

THREE YEARS?

>> OH, YEAH.

I-I TOOK A TRIP. IT WAS NICE.

>> K'nuckles: NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE ASKED WHERE YOU WERE.

>> WELL, NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING, RIGHT?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T REMEMBER.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

>> OF COURSE IT MATTERS!

>> K'nuckles: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DO

YOU?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?!

COME ON, FLAP, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

>> Flapjack: LOLLY NEEDS ME.

>> K'nuckles: HAVE FUN HANGING OUT WITH A BUM.

>> Flapjack: HE DOESN'T MEAN IT, LOLLY.

>> HEY, YOU BUMS, GET AWAY FROM MY DOOR!

>> I AM NOT A BUM, PEPPERMINT LARRY!

I AM A COMEDIAN!

AAH! OHH!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> HA! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

IT'S THAT IDIOT LOLLY POOPDECK!

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] >> Flapjack: WHERE ARE YOU

GOING, LOLLY?

>> I'M FINISHED.

I QUIT COMEDY FOR GOOD.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] BUT, LOLLY, IT'S YOUR DREAM.

>> THE DREAM IS GONE.

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOM.

>> Flapjack: WHO'S GONNA BRING LAUGHTER TO STORMALONG?

>> GOODBYE, FLAPJACK.

STORMALONG'S GONNA HAVE TO DO WITHOUT LAUGHTER.

>> Flapjack: OH, LOLLY, STORMALONG NEEDS YOUR JOKES.

AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS IT!

HEY, MISTER!

>> WHAT?

>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU CALL A LOLLIPOP THAT POKES SOMEBODY AND

GETS PUNCHED REALLY HARD?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T KNOW. WHAT?

>> Flapjack: EXACTLY!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THAT, AND YOU NEVER WILL!

>> OH.

>> Flapjack: EXCUSE ME!

WHAT DO FRENCH PEOPLE CALL THE DECK OF A SHIP THAT'S NAMED

AFTER A SAILOR WHO MADE A MISTAKE WITH HIS MOUTH?

>> I DON'T KN-- >> Flapjack: WELL, ME NEITHER,

LADY!

I'VE GOT NO IDEA WHAT FRENCH PEOPLE CALL THAT!

BUT I KNOW WHO DOES KNOW...

LOLLY POOPDECK!

ALL HE EVER WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE STORMALONG LAUGH, BUT HE

CAN'T DO IT ALONE.

HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.

AND YOUR MONEY. SO...

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] SHAME ON YOU,

STORMALONG HARBOR!

SHAME ON YOU FOR KILLING A FUNNY MAN'S DREAM.

[ CRYING ] [ HARPSICHORD PLAYING ]

>> [ SLURPS ] CHARLES!

>> YES, MILADY?

>> IS THAT LITTLE BOY CRYING?

>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ] >> I'M AFRAID SO, MILADY.

>> WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CHARLES.

HE'S SPOILING MY VIEW!

WHAT GOES ON HERE, YOUNG MAN?

>> Flapjack: DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH, MA'AM?

>> WHY, YES.

I JUST LAUGHED THE OTHER DAY WHEN CHARLES HERE ACCIDENTALLY

PASSED GAS.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> THAT WAS MILADY, MILADY.

>> Flapjack: WELL, UNLESS STORMALONG'S ONLY COMEDIAN GETS

PAID, THERE WILL BE NO MORE LAUGHTER IN STORMALONG...

EVER AGAIN.

[ CRYING ] >> TAKE ME TO THIS COMEDIAN AT

ONCE!

>> Flapjack: LOLLY!

LOLLY!

LOLLY!

>> GO AWAY!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] LOLLY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY,

FRIEND.

I FOUND HELP.

>> REST EASY, MY GOOD MAN.

>> GO AWAY!

>> Flapjack: SHE'S GONNA PAY YOU FOR BEING A COMEDIAN.

>> OH, THANK YOU!

>> BUT FIRST, LET ME HEAR SOME OF THESE MAGNIFICENT JOKES THE

BOY SPEAKS SO FONDLY OF.

>> SURE THING!

HMM.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE A SINGING SAILOR WHO FALLS WHILE TRYING TO

JUMP ABOARD A SHIP?

>> HOW?

>> ♪ LA! LEAP! OOP! DECK! ♪ LOLLY POOPDECK.

>> LOLLY POOPDECK?!

>> LOLLY POOPDECK.

>> I ONCE HAD A SON BY THAT NAME -- A WILLFUL BOY.

HIS LIFELONG DREAM WAS TO BE A COMEDIAN.

>> MOTHER?!

>> LOLLY?!

YOU'RE STILL NOT FUNNY.

GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

>> NO, WAIT, I...

>> Flapjack: SORRY, LOLLY.

>> LOLLY...

POOPDECK!

OH! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

[ SHOUTING ] I'M OKAY.

[ GASPS ] [ BELL RINGS ]

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: LOLLY!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

LOOK, CHARLES!

THAT SILLY MAN HURT HIMSELF!

[ LAUGHING ] >> THAT'S YOUR SON, MILADY.

>> [ LAUGHS ] MORE! MORE! MORE!

>> All: MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

>> [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]

>> I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, LOLLY.

YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MAN IN STORMALONG.

YOUR PAYMENT.

>> THANKS!

>> YOU'RE WELCOME, MY SON.

>> OH, CAN I USE YOUR LAST NAME?

>> NO.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: BUT, LOLLY, THEY DIDN'T LAUGH WITH YOU.

THEY LAUGHED AT YOU.

>> EXACTLY.

YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, AS LONG AS I GET PAID, THEN EVERYONE IS

LAUGHING.

>> Flapjack: WELL, THEN, HOORAY FOR LOLLY POOPDECK!

>> THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

WORLD-FAMOUS AND PAID COMEDIAN LOLLY POOPDECK.

[ LAUGHS ]