Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] CAP'N, I'M BORED.

WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY?

>> K'nuckles: JUST REMEMBER AN OLD ONE.

>> Flapjack: I WANT TO HEAR A NEW ONE!

COME ON, CAP'N!

THEY'RE SO GOOD!

>> K'nuckles: I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET FIRST.

>> Flapjack: HOW COME YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET BEFORE A

NEW STORY?

>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T ASK A MAN THAT!

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] WHOA!

WHOAAAAA!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: WHOAAAAAAAAA!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?

>> K'nuckles: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE TIME A

DEVILFISH RIPPED APART MY BOAT AND SWALLOWED MY WIFE.

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!

YOU HAD A BOAT?!

>> K'nuckles: THAT GOT ME ANGRY!

SO I JUMPED UP AND PUNCHED THE DEVILFISH RIGHT IN THE FACE!

THEN HE SWAM HOME, CRYING.

>> Flapjack: WOW, CAPTAIN!

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ADVENTURES.

>> K'nuckles: GOOD STORYTELLIN' COMES FROM REAL-LIFE

ADVENTURIN', BOY.

AND YOU DON'T GOT A LIFE!

>> Flapjack: I DON'T HAVE A LIFE?!

>> K'nuckles: NOPE.

AND YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET ONE.

WELL, OFF TO THE CANDY BARREL!

>> Flapjack: I THINK I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET.

I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

[ Thinking ] I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

HUH?

ADVENTURE STORY COMICS?

[ Laughing ] WHOA!

"CAPTAIN JESúS vs. THE DEVILFISH"?!

WHOA.

WHOA!

WHOAAAA!

[ Laughing ] WOW!

HE PUNCHED THAT DEVILFISH IN THE FACE, JUST LIKE

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DID!

"GET A LIFE!

JOIN THE NAVY!" [ PLOP! ]

>> Bubbie: HUH?

WHERE YOU GOIN', BABY?

>> Flapjack: I'M GOING TO GET A LIFE!

[ Deep voice ] FROM THE NAVY.

[ LAUGHS ] BOOOOOOP!

[ BLAM! ] [ CHOIR SINGS ]

>> K'nuckles: CAPTAIN FLAPJACK!

TELL YOUR K'NUCKLES A STORY, BOY.

>> Flapjack: VERY WELL.

[ LAUGHS ] OHH!

HUUUH!

>> ♪ TWO NAVY GUYS ♪ >> SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN THE

NAVY?

ARE YOU READY FOR ACTION AND ADVENTURE?

>> Flapjack: YES!

>> COME ON, RECRUIT!

YOUR SHIP AWAITS!

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] I'LL COME BACK WITH A LIFE,

CAP'N!

[ BELL CLANGING ] >> K'nuckles: [ HUMMING ]

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU SEEN FLAPJACK?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE HE'S USING THE BUCKET.

[ PLOP! ] FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YA?

FLAPJACK?

MY COMICS.

[ GASPS ] NO, FLAPJACK!

DON'T JOIN THE NAVY!

THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED!

>> ADMIRAL, MEET FLAPJACK.

>> SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE A NAVY MAN?

YOU'VE JUST MADE...

THE BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE!

WALK WITH ME.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I, TOO, LEFT HOME TO ANSWER THE

CALL OF ADVENTURE.

OH, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME.

FLAPJACK, I WANT TO TEAM YOU UP WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS OVER 27

YEARS OF EXPERIENCE -- SOMEONE ACCUSTOMED TO THE EXCITING LIFE

OF THE NAVY.

I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...

JESúS!

>> Flapjack: JESúS?!

>> JESúS!

>> Flapjack: UH, HI.

I'M FLAPJACK.

IT'S...AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

UH...

I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

>> ¿QUE?

>> Flapjack: YOU MUST HAVE A TON OF STORIES.

>> SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I THINK I AM GOING TO

PEEL A LITTLE BIT WITH MY PEELER, BUT THEN I PEEL IT,

AND IT PEELS MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

AND SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM

ACTUALLY PEELING APPLES THAT ARE SHAPED LIKE POTATOES.

AND THEN OTHER TIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM

PEELING REGULAR-SHAPED APPLES.

NOT POTATOES...

APPLES.

BUT...THAT IS ONLY SOMETIMES.

>> Flapjack: BUT...WHEN DO YOU PUNCH DEVILFISH IN THE FACE AND

GO ON ADVENTURES?

>> ADVENTURES?

>> Flapjack: YEAH, LIKE IN THE COMIC BOOKS.

>> OHHHHH.

THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED.

>> Flapjack: WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW -- EXAGGERATED.

>> Bubbie: MY BABY JOINED WHAT?!

>> K'nuckles: ALL I TOLD HIM WAS HE NEEDED TO GET A LIFE.

>> Bubbie: SAYS THE OLD MAN WHO SITS IN A WHALE'S MOUTH READING

ADVENTURE COMICS ALL DAY!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>> Bubbie: IT MEANS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE MUCH LONGER, YOU

BETTER GET MY BABY OUT OF THE NAVY!

>> COME ON, KID.

PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO IT.

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO

IMAGINE THAT I'M SHINING BOOTS INSTEAD OF SHOES.

>> SOMETIMES WHEN I'M SITTING, I IMAGINE I'M NOT.

>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T AN ADVENTURE!

[ OFFICERS GASP ] >> ADMIRAL ON DECK.

>> SO, THE SHINING OF ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES ISN'T ADVENTUROUS

ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?

>> Flapjack: NO!

>> WELL, SAILOR, IF IT'S REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU WANT, THEN

REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

PREPARE FOR THE ADVENTURE DRILL!

>> Flapjack: HUH?

SO, WHAT'S THE ADVENTURE DRILL?

>> SQUARE FORMATION MARCH!

TRIANGLE FORMATION!

>> I LOVE THIS ONE.

>> Flapjack: I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

HMM?

[ PANTING ] HUH?

I GOT TO GET TO THE LIFEBOAT!

[ PANTING ] [ BOTH GROWL ]

>> Flapjack: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

>> MARCH!

>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] HELP ME, JESúS.

I WANT TO GO HOME.

>> I WANT TO GO HOME, TOO.

>> Flapjack: HMM...

>> [ Laughing ] WHOA!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] COME IN.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SAILOR?

[ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: [ Raspy voice ] I

HAVE THE SCURVY.

[ Normal voice ] CAN I GO HOME NOW?

>> I'M AFRAID NOT, LAD.

YOU SEE, YEARS AGO, THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF MEN READY TO JOIN

THE NAVY.

BUT NOWADAYS, PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE, UH...

ACTION-PACKED LIFESTYLE THAT WE DELIVER.

BUT YOU AND I -- WE WERE BORN TO DO THIS.

NO. NO.

WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE NAVY.

>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ] >> ADMIRAL, I HAVE WONDERFUL

NEWS!

>> ANOTHER NEW RECRUIT?

IT'S A MIRACLE!

SET SAIL BACK TO STORMALONG!

>> Flapjack: STORMALONG?

[ Thinking ] THIS IS MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE!

>> WE ARE LOOKING FOR A YOUNG MAN WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE NAVY.

HIS NAME IS, UH...

"K'NUCKLES."

>> K'nuckles: I'M THAT YOUNG MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> SIR, YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A

70-YEAR OLD MAN AND THE HANDWRITING OF A TODDLER!

[ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME ABOARD.

YOU JUST MADE THE BEST DECI--- >> K'nuckles: SURE. SURE.

FLAPJACK?

YOU HERE, FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: [ In distance ] I'M OVER HERE!

CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' UP THERE?

>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN THERE?

I CAME TO RESCUE YA.

>> Flapjack: I ESCAPED.

[ HORN BLOWING, BELL CLANGING ] >> K'nuckles: WELL, GET UP HERE

AND RESCUE ME!

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> K'nuckles: ATTABOY, FLAP!

>> THERE YOU ARE.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET JESúS AND --

WHAT IS THAT?

[ GASPS ] WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

FIRE THE CANNON!

>> WHAT DOES A CANNON LOOK LIKE?

>> WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO.

[ BOOM! ] [ WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE! ]

[ SMASH! ] [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ]

>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE I HAVE EVER BEEN IN!

>> WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOO-HOO!

>> K'nuckles: [ In distance ] HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

[ GURGLING ] >> Flapjack: [ In distance ]

CAP'N!

[ CHOIR SINGING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU SAVED MY LIFE,

BOY.

>> Flapjack: AND I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

BUT IF THE NAVY'S WHERE YOU GO TO GET ONE, THEN THEY CAN KEEP

IT.

[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHEN DID YOU GET

THIS DEVILFISH, BOY?

>> Flapjack: WELL, CAP'N, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.

[ LAUGHS ] >> THERE GOES THE BEST RECRUIT

THIS NAVY HAS EVER SEEN.

>> WHAT NAVY?

THAT WAS OUR LAST SHIP!

>> WELL, I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO WRITING COMIC BOOKS.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

YOU MIND?!

>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N.

I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT FRIEND?

>> Flapjack: MY TINY FRIEND.

>> [ SCREECHES ] >> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAH!

GET IT AWAY!

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?

>> K'nuckles: T-T-T-T-TERMITE!

>> Bubbie: TERMITE?!

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S A TERMITE?

>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE CREATURE KNOWN TO MAN!

>> Flapjack: BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HORRIBLE CREATURE

TO ME.

>> Bubbie: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MADE OF WOOD, BABY.

>> K'nuckles: AND IF YOU FOUND A TERMITE, THEN IT MUST HAVE COME

FROM...

>> Bubbie: PTOO!

>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: WELL, ME AND YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE, 'CAUSE THE

LAST TIME THERE WAS A TERMITE PROBLEM, I HAD TO RUB OINTMENT

ON MY BLOWHOLE FOR THREE MONTHS.

>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] BUT I CAN'T LEAVE HIM, BUBBIE.

HE'S MY CAP'N.

>> Bubbie: OH, OKAY, BABY.

BUT HE BETTER HURRY UP AND GET RID OF THOSE TERMITES BEFORE

THE WHOLE PLACE GETS INFESTED.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ] YEAH, YEAH.

Stupid whale.

UH, FLAPJACK, YOU BETTER WAIT OUT HERE.

UH, THIS AIN'T FOR SCAREDY-CATS.

>> [ HUMMING ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, UH, DOC?

>> YE-E-E-E-S?

>> K'nuckles: UH, I, UH, GOT A QUESTION, UH, FOR, UH, FOR YA.

YOU SEE, I-I GOT THIS FRIEND, AND I, UH, AND HE'S INFESTED

WITH TERMITES.

>> TERMITES?

HMM.

THE PROCEDURE IS QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.

FIRST, YOU LOCATE THE INFESTED AREA.

AND THEN YOU...

REMOVE IT.

[ RIP! ] >> K'nuckles: ISN'T THERE ANY

OTHER WAY, DOC?

>> WELL, THERE ARE SOME FOREIGNERS WHO POSSESS A SPECIAL

OIL.

BUT WHO LIKES FOREIGNERS?

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] WHERE DO I FIND THEM?

>> ON THAT SHIP LEAVING STORMALONG HARBOR.

BUT I MUST SAY, I PREFER RE-- [ DOOR SLAMS ]

OH.

>> K'nuckles: FOREIGNERS!

COME BACK!

I NEED YOUR FOREIGN OIL!

>> Flapjack: IS EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH.

EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.

[ GROANS ] [ GRUNTING ]

[ SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! ] >> [ WHISTLES ]

[ BUZZZZZZZZZZ! ] >> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

>> AHEM.

>> K'nuckles: WHA? WHAT?

WAKE UP, FLAPJACK.

WE HAVE VISITORS.

>> HE'S GONE, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, ALONG WITH HALF OF

STORMALONG HARBOR.

>> K'nuckles: HUH?!

>> WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS CAUSED BY...

TERMITES?!

>> K'nuckles: OOH, UH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY

TERMITES.

[ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ] [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

[ PANTING ] [ PEOPLE SHOUTING ANGRILY ]

I GOT TO FIND THOSE FOREIGNERS.

THOSE FOREIGNERS GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ] HUH?!

EEEEEEP!

AAH! AAH! OOH!

HELP!

HELP!

[ GURGLING ] [ COUGHING ]

[ GASPING ] OH! FOREIGNERS!

FINALLY!

>> FOREIGNERS? DON'T THINK SO.

JUST SOME PEOPLE YOU ALREADY KNOW, STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF

THE OCEAN.

>> I WISH WE KNEW HOW WE GOT HERE.

>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?

>> KNOW WHAT?

>> YES, WHAT?

>> WHAT DON'T WE KNOW?

>> WHAT IS HE GOING ON ABOUT?

>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I WAS, UH...

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES!

[ SLOOP! ] >> K'nuckles: ...LOOKIN' FOR

FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: OAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND HIM.

>> WELL, YOU MAY HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND

STORMALONG?

>> NEVER FEAR, MR. LARRY.

EVERYTHING HAS ITS PRICE.

TAKE US...HOME!

[ CHOIR SINGS ] >> ALL RIGHT.

LOLLY, FIND SOME WOOD AND BUILD A MAST.

>> YES, SIR!

>> DOCK HAG, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS TO MAKE THE SAIL

WITH.

>> OKAY.

>> LADY NICKELBOTTOMS...

[ SEAGULLS CAWING ] FLAPJACK AND K'NUCKLES, YOU TWO

WILL BE OUR OARSMEN.

WITH YOUR WORK AND MY MANAGERIAL SKILLS, WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TO

STORMALONG!

>> All but K'nuckles: YAY!

>> [ Distorted ] TIME TO TERMINATE THOSE TERMITES,

K'NUCKLES.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: I can't go back

there.

I got to find those foreigners.

>> OKAY.

LOOKING GOOD, FOLKS.

WE SHOULD BE HOME IN NO TIME!

>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

>> Flapjack: OKAY!

[ WHIP! ] [ SLOOP! ]

>> HMM.

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] FOREIGNERS, HERE I COME.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> LOLLY!

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SAIL EAST.

WE'RE SAILING THAT WAY!

>> UH, I WAS THOROUGHLY CONVINCED THAT I HAD US POINTED

IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION, PEPPERMINT LARRY.

>> WELL, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, SO WILL YOU PLEASE FIX THE

SAILS?

>> UH...

>> AND THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: I THINK WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY.

AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY REAL CAPTAIN AROUND HERE, I SHOULD BE

THE ONE SAYING WHICH WAY WE SHOULD GO!

>> Flapjack: HE'S RIGHT, PEPPERMINT LARRY.

>> YOU'RE NOT A REAL CAPTAIN!

YOU'RE A BUM!

>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH?!

>> YEAH!

>> K'nuckles: YOU EVER KILL A MAN?

[ ALL GASP ] >> NO.

HAVE YOU?

>> K'nuckles: UH...I, UH...

UH, I ASKED YOU FIRST.

>> I GUESS THAT DOES MAKE HIM A REAL CAPTAIN.

>> HE HAS A POINT.

>> MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM.

>> K'nuckles: NOW ALL OF US GET BACK TO WORK.

I'LL GET US BACK TO STORMALONG.

Right after I find those foreigners.

[ TERMITES SCURRYING ] >> CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO TALK.

WE'VE BEEN TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU FOR DAYS, AND WE STILL

HAVEN'T REACHED STORMALONG.

>> YEAH!

AND I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,

REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY THIRSTY, CAPTAIN.

>> AND I'M RICH!

>> I'M GETTING LONELY, CAPTAIN.

[ COOING ] >> ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE

RIGHT WAY, CAPTAIN?

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOESN'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS HE'S

100% SURE.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT!

WE SHOULD BE BACK IN STORMALONG ANY MINUTE.

>> OH! THAT'S IT!

I AM TURNING THIS DOCK AROUND!

[ GRUNTING ] AAAAH!

[ ALL GASP ] [ PANTING ]

SOMEBODY -- SOMEBODY HELP ME!

>> LOLLY POOPDECK!

[ STRAINING ] [ CRACK! ]

>> HUH?

TERMITES?

THE DOCK IS INFESTED WITH TERMITES!

>> TERMITES?!

>> OH!

BLECH!

>> BUT HOW DID WE GET TERMITES OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

OCEAN SURROUNDED BY SHARKS?

>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU BLAME CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

HE GOT HIS TERMITE PROBLEM TAKEN CARE OF DAYS AGO.

>> HIS TERMITE PROBLEM?!

>> [ GASPS ] >> [ GASPS ]

>> [ GASPS ] >> I SAY SINCE HE CAUSED THIS

PROBLEM, HE HAS TO FIX IT.

THAT MEANS SWIMMING BACK TO STORMALONG!

>> THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GULPS ]

>> YAY!

>> YEAH! TOSS HIM!

>> YAY! TOSS HIM!

>> Flapjack: OH, NO! CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!

>> HUH?

>> WHA?

>> WHO?

>> Flapjack: I BROUGHT THE TERMITES.

I WAS PLAYING WITH ONE BACK IN STORMALONG.

[ ALL GASP ] >> IT WAS FLAPJACK!

[ THUD! ] >> Flapjack: I WILL SWIM BACK

TO STORMALONG THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS TO SAVE

YOU ALL.

>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK...

Why are you doing this?

>> Flapjack: [ Voice breaking ] BECAUSE YOU'RE MY CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.

[ SHARKS GROWLING ] >> Flapjack: AAH!

>> CONTINUE.

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW HE COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US.

>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD KID.

>> OH, I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A WORTHLESS BOY.

>> ME TOO.

>> FLAPJACK, HURRY UP AND JUMP IN THAT WATER!

WE NEED HELP!

>> YES! JUMP IN THE WATER!

[ Chanting ] JUMP IN THE WATER!

JUMP IN THE WATER!

[ ALL CHANTING "JUMP IN THE WATER!" ]

>> K'nuckles: UH...

[ CLEARS THROAT ] NO, BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Y!!

IT'S MY FAULT!

I AM INFESTED WITH TERMITES!

>> WHY, CAPTAIN, WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?

>> K'nuckles: LOOK!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, DON'T!

>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.

[ TERMITES SCREECHING ] [ BOTH GASP ]

>> AAH!

>> [ VOMITS ] >> K'nuckles: DR. BARBER WANTED

TO CUT OFF MY BOTTOM BOX AND LEGS, SO I KEPT US FROM GOING

BACK TO STORMALONG.

NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET.

ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE RESPECT WHILE A SICK MAN --

>> All: THROW HIM OVERBOARD!

>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAH!

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!!

>> K'nuckles: HUH?!

UH, HEY, FELLAS.

[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ] >> K'nuckles: OH, HEY!

YOU GUYS ARE FOREIGNERS!

YOU GOT ANY TERMITE OIL?

[ FOREIGNERS CLICKING TONGUES ] >> ♪ TERMITE OIL ♪

>> K'nuckles: GREAT!

PUT THAT STUFF HERE!

AHHHHHHH.

HUH?

>> ♪ TERMITE SAW OIL ♪ >> K'nuckles: UH...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ SAWING ] >> Flapjack: IT SURE WAS NICE OF

THOSE FOREIGNERS TO HELP REBUILD STORMALONG.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: THANKS FOR SAVING

ME, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: OH, WHAT'S THE

MATTER, CAP'N?

[ Baby voice ] I CAN ROLL YOU AROUND IN A WITTLE WAGON.

[ DRUMBEATS, NATIVES CHANTING ]